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I'm not used to it.
Chiki-chiki!
Shopping spree!
Spring selection!
A big sports festival!
Mr. Oto, today...
Yes, yes.
Uhm...
There's a small-sized smelly shop here.
Yes, it is.
It is said that it is a great competition and a great sports festival.
Yes, it is.
Here it is.
The bakery team!
My father has been taking pictures of us for a while now.
My father has a lot of wealth here.
He is rich.
The popular bakery, San Etoile.
It was established in 1968 with a particular focus on homemade bread.
My son, Toshiyuki, has grown up well as a successor.
My granddaughter, Elisa, will also join us in today's battle.
My father's team.
The bakery team.
San Etoile team.
Yes, it is.
And here is my opponent.
Here!
The bakery team is...
Yamagataya!
It is hard to say.
It is better than Oyama.
Yes, it is.
My father also has a lot of wealth.
Yes, it is.
But my father is well-known for his wealth.
Yes, it is.
My opponent, Omukai, is Yamagataya in Sakaya.
His son, Masayuki, has inherited his father's trust.
He has been running the bakery for 42 years.
Last year, he refurbished the bakery.
He has a new store, Dato-paya.
He is also keen on family meetings.
First of all...
The first round is...
Tama-ire battle!
Both teams...
I will do my best.
Tama-ire is a noble game in the first place.
I will do my best.
You have one minute.
Let's go!
First round...
Ready...
Go!
I am lonely.
You are lame.
Tama-ire is a noble game in the first place.
I will do my best.
Tama-ire is a noble game in the first place.
Yamagataya!
My father has a lot of wealth.
Yes, it is.
My father is well-known for his wealth.
Tama-ire is a noble game in the first place.
Everything is included.
Forty-five...
Thirty-six...
Thirty-two...
Thirty-eight...
Thirty-nine...
Forty...
Forty-one...
Forty-two...
Forty-three...
Forty-four...
Forty-five...
Forty-six...
Forty-seven...
Forty-nine against forty-four!
This game is...
Tama-ire is a noble game in the first place!
Now, the second round is...
Ready?
The second round is...
First of all, the bread shop team with us is...
His wife, Ms. Hiroo!
Are you attracted to bread and birds?
I've been following bread.
This is a bit of a gag.
The bread shop team is...
His wife, Ms. Hiroo!
This is a competition between wives.
I'm a little older now.
I feel like I've been seduced by my husband.
This is also a three-round game.
But if it doesn't work out, we'll do rock-paper- scissors.
We'll do rock-paper-scissors again today.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I learned it somewhere.
Where did you learn it?
Rock-paper-scissors!
How about this?
I feel like I fell earlier.
Let's watch it again.
- That means you won! - You won!
- Now, Mr. Mazama. - Yes?
- At the end, Mr. Kiba... - Thank you very much.
- Are you happy to see me do such a fun thing? - No, it's not fun at all.
- What are you talking about? It's 21 centuries of laughter, isn't it? - No, it's too sticky.
Now, face each other!
- Is it decided whether you cry or laugh? - Yes!
Well, I don't think anyone will cry.
Now, let's go! Get ready for the final match!
Get ready!
Now!
It's not over yet!
Now!
It's a coincidence!
The fourth one is...
Is it over?
This match is won by Mr. Yamagata!
That means Mr. Yamagata wins by two to one!
The last one is also smiling, but...
Ladies and gentlemen...
Wonderful, isn't it?
It doesn't suit you at all!
No, no, no, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Your face is red!
It doesn't suit you!
You don't look sporty!
No, no, um... how should I say it...
No, no, it's not like that.
My mom went to New York for a while.
Are you lying?!
You didn't go, did you?!
After all, you went to New York, didn't you?!
What the hell are you talking about?!
It was fun.
You don't have anything to say about New York!
Oh, I see.
That's why you came here, right?
That's right.
Oh, I see.
Are you going to throw it again?
So, how is it in New York?
No, I'm going to look for Nozawa for now.
Nozawa is getting married.
My husband has seen it.
And Nozawa is in a band called "Chimpanzees".
What are you talking about?
Don't say it! Don't say it!
What?
I'm telling you right now.
You said "Chimpanzees" and your eyebrows are connected.
You said you wanted to study comedy in New York, didn't you?
Yes.
Then you're kind of down on your level.
But you're not laughing.
You're kind of dancing in some park.
In monkey costumes.
Come here.
And you said you had a "Chimpanzees" concert.
And you finally found Nozawa there.
And you got there before the concert.
And you're drinking coffee with pink hair next to you.
And you look like this.
It's kind of funny.
And you're like...
That's Nozawa's husband.
Nozawa's husband is pink-haired.
He's pink-haired!
And you're wearing short pants and you say, "It's dirty."
It's dirty, isn't it?
And you saw the concert.
And you were talking in the hotel room.
And you said, "Is your husband here?"
Yes, he is.
And you called him.
"Bob," you said.
Bob.
That's a tough name!
And you came in and made Nozawa sit next to you.
And all of a sudden, you looked at Bob.
Huh?
Bob...
What?
You know...
There's a guy like that!
Everyone knows, but they don't say it!
They know, but they don't say it!
They don't think about it at all!
Is that so?
They have no choice but to say it!
Bob doesn't know, but he's laughing!
When we talk, we pretend like we're flying,
but we're actually good guys.
Well, well, you know, in America, they say there are a lot of people flying,
so in what way were you flying?
Well, well, Bob was flying in a lot of different ways!
But when you put it in two shots,
it looks good on you!
Oh, that's another...
That's another thing that looks good on you!
But you know, I think it was a failure.
What is?
Meanwhile, Matsumoto,
at that time,
was going to Hakone's hot spring.
What are you talking about?
He said it was definitely more fun!
No!
Well, you know, in the sense of being able to do it slowly,
Hakone is the best!
I'm still a little self-absorbed, but...
Why?!
It's really amazing!
Hakone, why are you self-absorbed?
Women, go all out!
Women, love you, love you!
You know what?
What is it?
When we went over there,
the hotel's TV,
99 Channel,
had cable TV.
Bam!
A man!
Kah!
A man like this!
He's dancing like this!
He's taking off his shirt like this!
He's sticking out his butt!
Borom!
As expected of 99 channel!
That's huge!
What's going to happen to 100 channel?
This is a memory!
Is that so?
I'll take you somewhere.
It was amazing!
What was amazing?
When I went to the station, a woman was crying!
She was screaming!
Who was screaming?
A woman was screaming!
Matcha! Matcha!
She was screaming!
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
I lied.
You're kind of nice.
Do you have a tongue?
Actually, none of them were there.
The worst!
If you say it, there should be a place you can call.
There's an old woman who cleans and cooks.
Is there a place for young people to play?
There isn't!
I don't like this place.
Next, there's an old man.
Is there a sculpture museum?
There isn't!
Of course there is!
There isn't!
What? No way! There isn't!
And then I searched and there isn't! Why did you lie like that?
I still don't know!
But the sculpture museum was pretty interesting.
You probably don't know much about that kind of art.
Like I said, art scores have always been perfect.
Even when you were a student.
That doesn't matter.
Oh, is that so?
Well, well, it doesn't matter.
What happened?
It doesn't matter.
Well, well, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter?
It doesn't matter.
We talked about it all the time.
They took me to Harlem.
It's so scary!
Even if you ride the subway, you can't see it at all!
They told me to ride it and when I did, it was all black people!
You know, like when you're filming, and you're like "I'm famous!" and they're like "Why are you doing that?!"
Why can't you do that in Los Angeles or New York?
There's no way you can do that!
Why?
It's scary!
And you can go further in the middle of the subway.
It's like you're up in the sky.
If you look at my face, it's like this!
I'm like "Sit down, sit down!" and we're sitting together, but it's completely different now.
You know, in front of me, there's a kid staring at me.
That's scary, too!
If it was in Japan, I'd kill it!
How old are you?
In Japan, I'm like a middle schooler.
Like this...
I'm up in the sky like this, and I'm really scared.
There's a kid staring at me!
And I'm like "Huh?!" and he looks up at me.
And I'm like...
Kongu and seaweed, do you have soup stock in the sea?
It doesn't come out.
Rubber doesn't come out because of water. Why doesn't it come out because of sea water?
Because it's salt water.
Ah!
You understand it quickly.
That's strange. There's no way salt water won't make soup stock.
Why?
Because when you make hot pot or soup stock with kelp, you put salt in it, right?
Soup stock comes out, doesn't it?
Well, it's about a teaspoon or so.
It's different, isn't it?
Ah, is that so?
That's right. It doesn't come out.
No, I think it's coming out, right?
Ah, you think it's coming out, right? You took it like that, right?
It's coming out. It's coming out, but you can't tell with salt water, right?
But it's amazing! The sea has a bonito flavor!
The kelp stock is working! It's amazing!
What is it all? Is it all erased by sea water?
It's all erased by sea water.
It's too strong.
Of course it is.
Ah, I see.
It's definitely like that.
Hmm!
Eh?
What is it?
It's like you're making fun of me if I agree with you.
No, no.
That's about it.
I'll call you and see if it works.
I can't tell with salt water.
That's about it.
Is it like that?
When you express a very wide area, you often say "how many Tokyo Domes are there?"
But you can't tell.
I see.
Please make a new unit!
Ah, when you express a wide area...
"How many Tokyo Domes are there?" Ah, you say it!
You say it, right?
But you can't tell how wide the Tokyo Domes are.
You can't tell, right?
Even if you say "how many Tokyo Domes are there?" you can tell how wide it is,
but you can't picture how wide it is in your head.
That's right.
For example, if you say "how many Mild Seven Lights are there?"
it would be a huge number,
and you wouldn't know it again.
You wouldn't know it, right?
So you'd have to take more time between saying it.
I see, I see.
For example, "otakun".
Would you like me to do that?
Wait a minute.
Let's ask everyone about this.
"otakun"?
If you say "otakun" for 50 people, it's very easy to tell.
It's like you have "otakun" for 50 people in your head, and you're laughing.
That's why you have to say "otakun".
Why?
It's not like that.
You can say any other "kun".
Of course you have to say "otakun"!
When you say "otakun" for 50 people, doesn't it make you think of something?
It doesn't make you think of anything.
When you say "otakun", you usually think of something.
It's not like you have "otakun" for 50 people in your head.
You don't know!
It's not like you have "otakun" for 50 people in your head.
If you say "otakun" for 50 people in your head, doesn't it make you think of something?
Really?
"otagaki-san" is a bit...
You're ugly!
You don't have imagination.
If you laugh like this, you won't be able to draw pictures in your head.
I see.
That's not good.
You're really fast.
It's because of my shoulders.
That's right! Because of your shoulders!
This is because of your shoulders!
Do you understand?
Do you understand now?
A math teacher... What teacher?
Mr. Sawada!
Don't say everything!
You have to be able to imagine it!
I see, I see. That's how it is.
That's how it is.
There's something I can't help but be interested in.
Please tell me about it.
Is there really a special organs burial fund?
When was it published in the newspaper?
"Discovered"? That's the question.
It's in there, but we haven't tried it yet.
Is there any other program that can get the viewers interested?
Mr. Doundan, please tell us the truth of the incident.
This is that.
I was doing it at "gimme a break".
Is it already there? Is it already there?
I was dragging it like this.
This is TBS.
"Television." "Television."
What's a television?
What is it?
You know, you can attack individuals, but you can't attack large organizations.
Isn't there something you can't stop?
It hurts when everyone hits you.
That's right.
And then Itoi said something like this.
That's personal, so it's fine.
I wonder why Itoi's nose is showing like that.
It's just like that.
It's an occupational disease, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
I feel like I need to say something.
What is it?
I feel like I need to say something.
You've been saying it for a month now.
You said it first!
I didn't say anything like that.
I'm going now.
This is the most annoying commercial I've seen recently on TV.
Don't underestimate me, you bastard!
Ah, Inoki!
It's sunny.
I don't even know the name of it.
How spicy is it?
I think it's like oolong tea.
It's like tea and sesame paste.
It's like...
My face is so annoying!
I want to punch you!
I don't think so.
It's so annoying!
It's not that annoying, but I want to look at you!
What is this guy?!
Ah, I want to look at you!
But compared to his commercials, there are a lot of oolong teas.
There was a guy like this before.
It makes me mad.
I don't get mad that easily.
I don't think of it that way usually.
That commercial's key is...
That commercial's face when dancing makes me mad.
It's like...
I'm being made a fool of.
No, you're not.
Oh, come on.
What is it?
Is it personal?
It's personal.
I mean...
I know people who are mad at me.
Of course.
Oh, really?
But...
I know people who say "sengen!" and make me mad.
What do you mean "sengen!"?!
I know people who say "sengen!" and make me mad.
Oh, really?
I don't remember that commercial being made like you.
I don't remember.
No, seriously!
When I was a kid, I had to say it!
I had to say it!
I kept it warm.
I had to say it when I was a kid.
I don't remember.
Seriously.
There was a funny commercial on TV recently.
Michael Jackson's commercial.
Michael Jackson was doing it.
That was pretty funny.
Oh, really?
Your face is getting white.
And the interviewer asked me something really harsh.
Do you know anything about that color?
No.
Harsh talk.
If you asked me that...
Would you die?
Looking at you made me nervous!
Are you doing anything with your skin?
What? Are you mad at me?
Then Michael said...
I'm sick.
That's interesting.
You know, you've had plastic surgery many times.
No, you haven't.
You've had it many times because the media wrote about it.
I've had it only twice.
You're definitely lying!
Your face is totally different!
It's totally different.
There's a rumor that you're a virgin.
"How about this?" I asked you again.
Why are you talking like that?
I wanted you to know that you're a virgin.
I want you to know that.
There's a rumor like that.
"How about this?" I asked you again.
I don't want to tell you because it's private.
Are you saying that because you're sick?
You're a superstar, Michael!
Look at my garden.