AISubs v3.4
- Well, well. - Yes, yes.
- Yes, yes. This baseball game is about to start. - Yes, it is.
- I'll go first. - You'll go first?
- I'll go first. - I see.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Has the team been decided yet?
- It's been decided for a while now. - Oh.
- This is the Matchan Team. - Yay!
- They're joining this pure white union club.
- Well, well, I don't really care about it, but the problem is this guy.
- Don't look me in the eye!
- This is the Amachan Team! - Yay!
- You know, there are a lot of guys in this team who don't shave their beards.
- What are you saying? - They don't shave their beards at all.
- What are you saying? You're one of them!
- You know, I'm kind of... - What's up with you?
- You know, there's a sense of cleanliness. - What's up with you?
- That's why I shave my beard. - What's up with you?
- You know, I'm kind of... - What's up with you?
- You know, if you say it in Mario, I'll eat a mushroom.
- You know, this guy is always in my team.
- Why is that?
- He's not in Namgyeol today, though.
- He's like my friend Kogen.
- Since we're playing baseball, we have a referee ready.
- Here's the referee.
- Please explain the rules.
- If you hit the ball against a wall, as long as it doesn't fall to the ground, you're out.
- If you hit it, you're out. - If you hit it, you're out.
- If you hit it with a towel, you're out. - You're out.
- The referee will explain it. - Yeah, yeah.
- You're really good.
- I just wrote my talent.
- Free throw!
Thank you.
No, no, no, no, no.
I think the swing is certain.
I'll do it as usual.
Mushroom, do your best!
No, no, no!
What were you thinking about?
No, no, no!
What were you thinking about?
Not at all!
Go for it! Go for it!
Um.
Shinban! Shinban!
Hey, you! Shinban!
What?
Hey, you!
Get him!
Go for it!
I was just about to attack you!
I was about to attack you!
Go for it. Go for it.
I'm going to hit you next.
What are you saying?
I'm going to hit you next.
Yes! Yes!
How is it? How is it?
Yes! Yes!
Month. Month.
Year of the monkey. Year of the monkey.
Month. Month.
Hey, hey, hey.
You just lost an arm, didn't you?
You're a nipper. You can't do this.
I'll shrink like this.
Ouch!
Hey!
Ouch!
You're a nipper. You're a nipper.
Why? Why?
I was about to hit the outer shell.
Hey!
Ouch!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You should hit the bottom.
You're a nipper.
You're a blue-faced man.
Hey!
Hey, wait a minute. You're on the same team as me, aren't you?
Hey!
What's going on?
Give it to me.
Hey!
I won't let you have it.
It's broken. It's got blue paint on the blade.
I'm scared.
Go!
You're perfect!
You're not the captain, you're the captain's bag.
You're the captain's bag!
Take it!
11-11, both teams draw.
Let's have our captain do it.
I didn't know!
Captain, please say something.
Thank you.
Captain, you're in a bad mood.
That's how you are.
But you're a good person.
I'll stop laughing here.
Earlier...
Earlier, when I was taking off my clothes, my shirt came out.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Thank you.
You look good today.
Even on other shows, I don't wear a jacket.
I don't wear it much.
I thought I'd wear a jacket just for playing instruments.
You decided it yourself?
I decided it.
You're like an old man.
Right?
You're like a bourgeois.
I wish I had something like this.
That's right.
I only play instruments.
Um...
Residents...
Do you already have a resident card in Tokyo?
Yes, I do.
Of course you do. I should do the same.
There are a lot of annoying things.
When you need a resident card or when you buy something...
You have to go home and get it.
That's right. That's how it is for me.
If you don't have a passport, you have to go all the way to Kobe.
That's right. It's annoying.
It is, isn't it? And what's annoying about it is that it's a video store.
Why can't I have one if I have a driver's license?
There are a lot of places where you can't get a driver's license.
You can't get a driver's license.
What are you talking about?
You're getting angry fast.
No, I'm talking about a driver's license.
You get angry quickly.
What are you talking about?
You get angry again and you go for a drive.
No, no, no, listen.
A driver's license is the best proof of identity, isn't it?
Isn't it?
Tell me a reason that's so close to your own house.
That's right.
Even if you have a driver's license and you have a driver's license, you still live in Hyogo Prefecture, don't you?
That's right.
It's no good?
It's no good.
Huh? You live there, don't you?
You're angry, aren't you?
You get angry again and you go for a drive.
That's weird!
You get angry again and you go for a drive.
Why do you say that?
And if you have a driver's license, you can put it in your bag right away.
That's scary.
That's weird, isn't it? You want me to bring you proof of where you live, don't you?
That's right, that's right.
So you go for a video, don't you?
You haven't joined yet, but you check what kind of things there are.
You check what kind of things there are, don't you?
Especially adult-centered videos.
If there are a lot of adults, it's easy for you to join.
That's right.
And the clerk will say, "Oh, it's you, Mach-chan!"
Oh, it's you, Mach-chan! Please sign it!
And you say, "Oh, it's okay." And you sign it.
"I want to join you." "Oh, do you?"
Do you have a driver's license?
And you put it in your bag and you're in Hyogo Prefecture, don't you?
It's no good.
It's no good!
You said, "It's you, Mach-chan!"
You don't run away or hide, do you?
And all of a sudden...
Your relationship becomes strange.
That's true.
You're angry, aren't you?
I'm angry. Please sign it!
Come here!
It's a 24-hour video studio.
If you say 24 hours, you can go at any time.
That's how it is.
Even if you don't say it, you know it.
And when you go in there, there's a lot of adults.
There was an adult video I wanted to borrow.
You can't leave it anywhere.
It was in there?
It was in there.
I really wanted to join you.
And I didn't say it directly, but Yamazaki and I...
Say it!
When we said it, we were told it wasn't allowed.
And Yamazaki lives in Kyoto.
Yes.
Even in Kyoto, you can't go in there.
Even if you don't live in the neighborhood, you can't go in there.
There were a few of us and we looked for it, but it was empty.
I really wanted to borrow it that day!
Your desire to see it was one hundred percent.
My desire to see it was one hundred percent.
So for the time being, let's withdraw it.
Let's do it! Let's withdraw it!
And we went home.
And that day, when I arrived at the apartment,
in front of the apartment, there was a guy who said, "Please make me a disciple."
Please make me a disciple.
I'm not a disciple anymore, so I can't do it anymore.
But at least I wrote you a letter, so please call me.
When I looked at it, it was like this.
Take it!
Well, if you have it, I'll call you.
You just want to borrow a video, don't you?
Well, well, well...
I still have a letter in my bag.
It's in there.
So you really don't have a phone number, do you?
You're not human, are you?
No, you go in there, look at it, and you're like, "Ah!"
Yeah.
I usually go in there and don't look at it.
I go in first and say, "Bro..."
When I go in...
"Ah!" I say.
No, you don't say it.
Is there anything good in there?
You're a nasty guy!
Well, it's fine.
No, I don't start from there.
So I say, "What's good in there?"
Because they usually look at it.
"Ah!" I say.
Ah! Is there anything good in there?
"Yes, there is." I say.
And I look for it.
And when it's time for me to say it, I say it.
Humans are cold, aren't they?
I know! I don't run away!
I used to be like that in Osaka, too.
With girls...
Well, around my age...
And my "pussy-chan" would say it.
Your "pussy-chan"?
No!
Ah! Your "pussy-chan"!
Yes! My "pussy-chan" would say it.
She would say, "You have to wear a rubber band."
Well, that's fine.
No! There wasn't one!
But I couldn't help it.
I said, "I'm going shopping."
And I went out to the hotel.
I walked all the way.
All the way!
I couldn't be pulled back.
You wanted to do it, but you couldn't.
I walked for a while, and there was a hotel street.
I couldn't help it.
I went into the hotel by myself.
Grandma, are you staying over?
No, thank you.
"Ah! You're "pussy-chan"!"
Grandma, I'm sorry, but could you sell me some?
I'm in trouble!
You can't do that!
In the U.S. they caught a serial...somehow...criminal.
Somehow criminal?
He's gay and a lolicon.
I see.
So he's after a boy in kindergarten.
A boy in kindergarten?
What are you going to do about it?!
What are you going to do about it?
I don't know...
It hurts, uncle, it hurts!
You can't stand it?!
You can't stand that voice?!
It hurts, uncle!
Uncle, it hurts!
Stop it!
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
We're talking about a foreign country!
We're talking about America!
You guys are full of imagination!
Cool!
Hey!
I can think of more than you can imagine!
Don't say that!
I'm scared!
We're not talking about a foreign country!
Should we split up?
Split up!
Why is the woman in the Giuliana dancing with a feathered fan?
Isn't she dancing like this?
She's like that, but she won't complain about being woken up!
Don't you think so?
Of course I do!
She's walking like that on her way home, because she was woken up!
Look! She's being woken up!
Look! A cow is walking with an iron plate and grilled meat sauce!
It's natural for cows to be eaten!
Of course they will be eaten!
They're saying 'eat me!'
That's right!
They're saying 'you're mean!'
No, no, no, no!
That's not mean at all!
With that atmosphere, that lighting, and that excitement,
it looks like a good movie, doesn't it?
That's right, that's right, that's right!
That's right!
If you look at it one by one like this, it's like 'fwaaah!'
If you look at it one by one like this, it's not a big deal!
That's right!
It's like that fear of a group of people!
Right?
If you're surrounded like this in a group of people!
If you're a high school student wearing a school uniform and ten people walk up to you,
you'd think 'wow, they're so close!'
You'd want to be surrounded!
But if you look at it one by one like this,
but if you look at it one by one like this,
it's not that big of a deal, is it?
That's right, that's right, of course it is!
What are celebrities' autographs for?
- Has anyone done it before you? - I haven't.
But I sometimes get stuck on the train or somewhere and they ask for an autograph and I say "oh, sorry, I'm sorry for the autograph".
So it's become a habit of "sorry, I'm sorry for the autograph", you know?
If you're wondering where you can get an autograph in a hotel and they say "we're sorry for the autograph", you say "no, no, thanks!".
His face was so red.
I couldn't help it.
He said it first.
Oh, me?
Sometimes he's really cool.
Like the Shinkansen.
The other day, when I went back from Osaka,
a boy asked me for my autograph.
I woke up.
He came to me.
I'm sorry.
No, thank you.
No, sorry.
No, please.
No, I'm sorry!
I have a test today.
Please.
Why should I?
If you say that, you'll get it.
Look, I have an exam today.
So what?
If you say you can't, you can't.
You look like this.
No, I have it.
I have it, I have it.
So, even if you have it,
um...
this girl,
today is her birthday,
would you like me to take a picture of you?
You know, she's like this.
You know, she's like...
behind a crane,
like she's trying to pull you in.
She's like that.
That has nothing to do with it!
On your birthday or your exam day,
what you're trying to say,
that's weird.
You know, like the last trump card.
The last trump card!
If you say it, she'll do it for you.
That's right, that's right.
It's all about timing, you know, signing.
Yeah.
It's not like you always do it,
but you know, it's all about timing.
Yeah.
It's always early in the morning,
so you get on and go home,
but you know, it's early in the morning,
it's past six,
you come home,
and you get told to sign,
it's all about timing.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
Sorry about that.
That's true.
Yeah.
Also, you know,
even in letters,
this one has luggage
on this side and this side.
Oh, yeah!
You have luggage.
Yeah!
You have luggage,
and you say something like this,
and you say 'thank you',
and you get something,
and you say 'thank you',
then you say 'cigarettes'
and you bring it here.
Yeah.
You know it's impossible!
Yeah.
But still,
you put the cigarettes
here,
and you sit down.
Yeah, yeah,
yeah.
And if one person puts it here,
oh, you can go!
Yeah!
So you put more cigarettes up like this.
That's amazing!
So you have
three or four cigarettes,
and you have this much.
You have a lot of money.
Hey!
Even now, I can't agree with you.
The other day, I was listening to Imada-san's radio.
At a pizza restaurant in Osaka, me, Matsumoto-san and a young girl named Ritton Investigation Team
were drinking tea and we were told by the Osaka team to come outside later.
When we went outside, there were about 20 people in the team.
There were people in the team?
There were about 20 people in the team.
At that time, Matsumoto-san said...
Hurry up and punch him!
Matsumoto-san said to the team members...
That was amazing!
Are you scared of me?
I didn't do anything wrong!
Hurry up and punch him!
Don't think about that!
Matsumoto-san said.
If you punch me first, I'll punish you the next day.
I didn't punch you!
I didn't do anything!
Why did you punch me?
I didn't do anything!
If you punch me first, I'll punish you the next day.
>> You're right.
>> But they told me not to do it.
>> You're the one who told me that!
>> They say that about me as a leader.
>> What does that mean?
>> That's enough!
>> Oh, that's not it.
>> What did you do after 1945?
>> I had to protect young kids.
That's why you got hit.
What are you talking about?
But if you hit me, I'll double it and give it back.
Hey, Yujiro!
I don't want to say it on TV, but my special move is a cross-counter.
Oh, I see. If you don't hit me, you can't use that move.
I can't use it because it's a cross-counter.
Oh, I see.
So you're going to use my opponent's move and hit me like this, right?
That's right.
But if you hit me, I'll double it and give it back.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
I don't know if it's a cross-counter or not.
No, it's not.
I don't want to say it on TV.
As human beings, we have a lot of courage.
We have a heart like a demon.
We want to be hit a lot.
You have a serious heart.
We want to be hit a lot.
There are many people who want to boast about hitting celebrities.
That's annoying.
Is it really annoying?
I'll tell you.
Even if you beat me, you won't be proud of it.
Shopping...
...is wrong.