AISubs v3.4
The opening isn't funny at all!
The first time, in Gaki no Kikai Arane, we got a supermarket right after "Ikakusenjin" ended!
Once again!
In the past, a long time ago, "Ikakusenjin" was a supermarket on Sundays.
Some stupid staff was doing that show.
They were?
Yes, so I thought I'd give it another try.
The rules are simple.
Matcha tea.
Two of each.
In two minutes, you'll run around this market.
You'll put more and more cinnamon in it.
The one with the highest amount of cinnamon in it will win in the end.
But you can't put in the same amount of cinnamon, right?
No, you can't put in up to five of them.
You can't put in up to five of them?
No.
Wait a minute.
That's not funny at all!
There's a champion game in Japan, right?
What's that like?
In the champion game, there are four questions.
For example!
For example, if you think "cheese" is the answer, you go to "cheese".
You go to "cheese" and look for it.
There's a question written on the inside of "cheese".
There are four of them, so you go around looking for different products.
In the end, you win one million yen.
W-w-wait a minute.
That's not funny at all!
Cheese
Alright! Let's go for the champion game!
Oh, stop it!
Alright!
- There's only two minutes, right? - Yes.
- We have to go around and look for different things. - Yes, I understand.
Let's do it!
Ready!
(Whistle)
Hey, are you crazy?
(Laughter)
Is it OK like this? Is it OK like this?
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
(Laughter)
Four, three, two, one, okay, okay!
(Whistle)
He's not doing anything.
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Whistle)
Okay, good luck!
Okay!
(Whistle)
Okay!
(Scream)
(Music)
Oh, suddenly!
Oh, my eyes!
(Laughter)
It's a shame that there are only three of you!
Five seconds!
Three!
Two!
One!
(Whistle)
That's not good at all, Yamazaki!
Yamazaki, I'm a little jealous of you.
(Laughter)
(Music)
Announcement of results!
(Applause)
Both teams worked hard, but the results are all.
Let's announce it!
Koma-chan team, a total of 67,544 yen!
Oh!
Machan team, 99,140 yen!
Yeah!
Machan team is Machan team!
(Applause)
Yay!
(Laughter)
Now, this is Machan team's champion game!
Yay!
(Laughter)
(Music)
Well, then, is it okay?
Yes.
In total?
Yes.
100,000 yen?
Yes.
Can I borrow it?
It's 100,000 yen!
Really?
Yes.
I'll take it, really.
Here you go!
Thank you!
Here's the question!
Yes!
Speaking of octopuses living in the sea and spitting ink, how many feet do they have?
Ready!
(Whistle)
Too slow, too slow!
Ready!
This way!
No, this way!
Go! Go! Go!
There it is! There it is!
It's wide and thick...
It's a heavyweight fighter!
How was it?
Wow!
I can't believe it!
This is your favorite haircut, isn't it? It's cool, isn't it?
Isn't it good?
It grows right away.
Ah, I see.
It's a little short.
That's good.
You have a little headache, don't you?
That's right.
Why do you have a headache?
Did you sleep too much?
I didn't sleep that much! I didn't sleep that much!
You have eye boogers!
Eye boogers have nothing to do with sleeping too much.
Why do you have eye boogers?
I have eye boogers, too.
Oh!
You have double eye boogers!
I do have double eye boogers!
I don't really have eye boogers.
Why?
Um...
I don't know.
I don't know, really.
You should have said "I'm sorry"!
I'm sorry.
What are you doing? Are you rolling in there?
I'm rolling in there.
This isn't it. This is one of my occupational diseases.
Huh?
Talent is not as easy as you think it is.
Do you know what talent is?
Well, yes.
You're lying!
No, it's not as easy as you think it is.
Like what?
For example, you think you can come up with anything you want, right?
But you have to go in there and change your clothes.
You have to go in there and change your clothes.
You have to be on TV, so you have to dress up properly.
And you have to do your makeup, too.
And you have to do your eyebrows, too.
And when you come out of there, it's hard for you to see.
So you have to hold it down like this.
And you come out of there, right?
And everyone's eyes are looking this way, right?
And the lights are flashing, right?
And you have to go in there and change your clothes.
Why?!
Well, well, well...
For example...
But I...
If I happen to come out of there, you'll come out of there, too.
Ah, I see.
It's stress.
I see.
I'll be a burden for you.
That's right.
I wonder what's the most painful.
I don't know what "g" is. I've heard it before.
It's "iboji" in Japanese.
It's like a hard poop that hurts you.
No, no, no. There's "ibo" next to "koumono" in Japanese.
What?
"Ibo" is next to "koumono" in Japanese.
Does "ibo" come out of "koumono" in Japanese?
In my case, "ibo" comes out of "koumono" in Japanese.
You've only been driving once, so you can't do that.
The doctor said so, too.
The doctor said so, too!
Don't make fun of me!
No, I didn't.
No, you didn't. That's why you rub it like this after you get out of the bath.
No, you rub it like this after you get out of the bath.
Like this.
With a hand mirror.
You rub it like this.
Even last year's "koi" woke me up.
"ji" is hard, too.
But "zutsu" is the most painful.
I'm crying now, but I don't feel like talking.
I feel like talking, too.
"zutsu" and "koumono" are painful, aren't they?
Everyone says it's strange.
"koumono" is very painful, isn't it?
But it doesn't feel good.
How does it feel?
It's very painful!
It's too painful!
I feel like crying.
I'm sorry. I'm not crying.
No, you're wrong!
My stomach hurts. I feel sick.
What are you saying?
You're the only one who says that!
I'll say it in detail.
My stomach hurts. I feel sick.
You're the only one who says that!
Even a boxer will say it.
My stomach hurts for a moment.
The pain goes away.
My stomach hurts for a moment.
But when it hurts so much, it feels good.
Does it feel good because it hurts so much?
My stomach still hurts for a moment.
It feels good when it hurts so much.
Does it hurt more when it hurts more?
Can you stand it?
Humans can stand it.
Humans suffer a lot when they are young.
But when it hurts so much, it feels good.
Does it feel good?
It hurts when it hurts so much.
But when it hurts so much, it feels good.
What? Even if it hurts?
Even if it hurts, it hurts at first.
But when it hurts so much, it feels good.
Really?
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
Is it okay for me to say that?
What do you think?
I don't know if I can say that.
I didn't watch yesterday's program.
He said a lot of things.
Yesterday's program?
It's over there.
It was before he was arrested.
He was arrested, wasn't he?
Yes, he was.
He wasn't just arrested and beaten up, was he?
No, he wasn't. He was sentenced to three years in prison.
Why is he so strong?
Well...
He's got two bullets in his gun, doesn't he?
And he's got arrows in his mouth, doesn't he?
Why is his voice so loud?
He's crazy!
He's crazy for sure!
I told you!
As you said, he had a good voice.
He had a good voice.
And his bullets...
His bullets...
When I took him away for a while, he was already dead.
But he was shot by someone, wasn't he?
Yes, I think so.
You should have said that earlier.
He was shot, so he's here now!
You know...
I...
Who are you?!
Say it properly!
I...
I'm Soft Bottle's miso.
You're so sticky!
It's been a while...
It's been a while since you've been so sticky!
I'm tired of you.
I'm sorry.
Good luck with your work this year, too!
By the way, I've been wondering for a while now.
After a trial,
there are people who come out of the courtroom with a certificate or a guilty verdict.
Yes, yes, yes.
If that person comes out of the gate enthusiastically, where does he go?
He doesn't go anywhere!
He goes out of the gate to show people who are waiting in front of him!
By the way, have you ever seen him go out of the gate like that?
Yes, I have!
What about it?
He's doing it like this!
I don't do that! I don't do that!
You do! You said you saw it!
I don't do it! I don't do it!
You saw it!
You saw it on the news! He's doing it like this!
There is such a production!
There is such a thing!
What is it?
I didn't know!
There is such a thing!
Is it sent out?
It's sent out!
And, for example, there is one that says "guilty" or "small" and so on...
It's sent out and everyone sees it and they go back to the office for now.
And they say, "Thank you for your time!"
No, no, no! It's quite a distance from there to the office!
It's quite a distance!
It's written "small" for people who have nothing to do with it...
They go back for now and say, "Thank you for your time!"
Who do you show it to?
No, it's the master!
Oops!
There is a master!
Things are getting out of hand!
There is a master who says, "Thank you for your time!"
That master...
That master has been doing it since the beginning!
Yes, yes, yes!
He's called "trial master"!
His name is also "trial master"!
He says, "Thank you for your time!"
Yes!
In the dressing room...
Where does he go in the dressing room?!
No, I mean...
He's one of them!
In the office?
Yes!
He has a lot of brothers and sisters...
He also has brothers and sisters!
In front of the mirror on the next day...
What's that?!
On the next day, his sister...
His sister is a painter!
She's also a woman!
She says, "How was the customer?"
Please come again next time!
She says and comes...
She's always like that!
Yes, yes, yes!
Then his sister comes out...
What kind of...
She's always like that at the end!
That's right!
Why is it that when you use a bath or a pool for a long time...
The back of your hands and feet get wrinkled?
- When you use a bath for a long time... - It gets wrinkled, doesn't it?
- It does, doesn't it? - Yes, yes, yes.
Why is it like that?
Actually, I think everyone has their own experience.
For example, "ukiwa" is like that.
- What? - In short, "ukiwa" is like that.
- Yes, yes, yes. - So, when you first use it in the bath...
- It's good, isn't it? - Yes.
It's like this...
- Is it coming out of there? - No, it's not coming out of there.
- It's like this, isn't it? - No, no.
No, no. For example...
It doesn't matter who it is. It's like this, isn't it?
"Ukiwa" is like that.
- When you use it in the bath... - Yes.
And... when you say "ah"...
this part of the mouth...
"fushuwa" comes out, doesn't it?
Then, this "pampan" "ukiwa" comes out...
"fushuwa" comes out, doesn't it?
It's like this.
If you don't know what it is, it's like this.
- A few days ago... - Yes.
- I found a mole sticking out of the bath. - Yes, yes.
What is the mole doing in the bath?
Please tell me. By Hama-chan.
Is it coming out of there?
Animals also commit suicide.
What do you mean by "mole sticking out of the bath"?
There is a world called "mole".
It's in the earth, isn't it?
There is a mole city in the earth.
- There is a mole city, isn't it? - There is a mole city in the earth.
- Yes, yes, yes. - There are bullying problems and so on in the earth society.
- I see, I see. - Right?
- When you want to die, a mole comes out. - Yes, yes, yes.
- When humans die, they commit suicide by gas or by eating. - Yes, yes, yes.
- But in the case of moles... - They jump off. - Yes, yes, yes.
- But in the case of moles, going to the ground becomes suicide.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes, yes, yes.
- They don't die because they come out, do they?
- They die if they come out!
- There is often a picture like this, but where is it?
- It's not a picture, it's an imagination. - No, it's a video, it's a video.
- What kind of video? - Something like this, sometimes coming out of a hole like this.
- Ah, yes, yes, a mole comes out a little. - It comes out like this. Where is it?
- That's why, you know, how do you say it?
- When humans die, they stand on top of a building or something like that, right?
- "If you fall from here, you die." - "If you fall from here, you die."
- Instead of saying that... - Instead of saying that...
- It comes out like this, right?
- It only looks like a mole is coming out,
- but in the back, in the back, there is a detective with a megaphone.
- "Don't come too early!" - "Don't come too early, mole!" - He's saying it.
- His name is Mole.
- "Don't come too early, mole!" - He's saying it.
- So, it comes out like this.
- "Don't come! If you come, I'll come out!" - "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."
- "If you come any closer, I'll come out!"
- "Stop it! Stop it, mole!" - "This is how it is!" - He knows it.
- He knows it.
- He knows it at this point. - He knows it.
- That's the world we live in, right? - I see.
- What is Cecil's last foreign language?
- Is that what you're saying?
- Oh, is that so? Thank you.
- You surprised me with your love and trust. - Oh, yes.
- You know, for me...
- Kinoshita, what's your name? - Kinoshita, what's your name?
- Cecile, Kinoshita, what's your name? - I can't say it. I can't say it.
- I can't say it clearly in Japanese. - Say it! - Say what?
- My love and trust... - You say "Cecile", don't you?
- I say it in French, don't I? - And what do you say in French?
- I don't know. - You don't know, but you say it.
- Don't miss it! - You have to know it! - It doesn't make sense.
- I was curious about this one, too. - Yes.
- You say "Cecile", "Cion", "Sosoromon", "Sasoromon", don't you?
- Yes, I do. - "Cion", "Sosoromon", "Sasoromon", don't you?
- Yes, I do. - I'm sure of it!
- Does it make sense now? - No, it doesn't!
- I don't know if you say it or not, but you say it in Japanese, don't you?
- It's neither Japanese nor anything! It's French!
- No, it's not French!
- You say "Cecile", "Cion", "Sosoromon", "Sasoromon", don't you?
- But it's nothing! - It's nothing!
- You say "Cion", "Sosoromon", "Sasoromon", don't you?
- It's nothing! - Then what does it mean? - It doesn't mean anything!
- I know everything you say and do, but I want people who watch TV to know what you do!
- You want me to do my best, don't you?
- Of course! I know your stupidity!
- But, everyone expects you to say "No, Japan is like this" in Japanese!
- I did it! - How could you not know it?!