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Gaki no Tsukai Arahen
It's pretty interesting, isn't it?
Right?
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Arahen",
Chiki Chiki, Team Zero Yamazaki, Kashiko Shitara, Gaki no Honpen, and Tokiya
will have a kendo tournament!
Hooray!
Every day, Team Zero Yamazaki says
I'm a kendo master.
No, we've been saying that for a long time.
Well, we trust those words.
Oh, you do?
This time, we've gathered our staff members and said,
If we can beat Team Zero Yamazaki,
as it says here,
we'll broadcast Gaki no Honpen.
That's right.
First of all, let me introduce our staff members.
These are the people who will be playing against Team Zero Yamazaki!
Hooray!
Where are you going?
I'm going to turn Team Zero Yamazaki into a go-to store!
Who did you choose?
I didn't think there would be anyone who would lose to Team Zero Yamazaki.
I see.
Now, our star player for today is...
Yes, star player.
Team Zero Yamazaki!
Hooray!
You look different now!
I do look different.
You don't look like your usual self.
I don't.
I'm going to improve my image of being "bad" this time.
"Bad"?
Did you think I was "bad"?
You must have thought that.
I see.
But I don't think you're "bad".
You're "bad".
I don't think you're "bad".
No, I'm "good".
For those of you watching TV, let's see how "bad" Yamazaki is.
Let's see what he's like.
The one who's being pushed.
Wait a minute.
Let's see what Yamazaki is like in real life.
Go ahead.
No, I'm not "bad".
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Hey, look at me!
Look at you! You've lowered your head and knocked me down!
Well, from now on, I'm going to show you what a real boss is like.
Is that so?
Well, I'll promise you that.
Can I play the main part of the game in a down- down manner?
Yes, you can.
Can I?
I don't mind at all.
I think that's more like a punishment game for you.
That's right! In a down-down manner!
Start!
It hasn't started yet!
What are you doing?
You! Start!
Not again!
One more! One more! Stop it!
Let's go!
Start!
Wait, wait, wait!
That one had quite a lot of Okamoto in it, though!
The opposite is...
Shiro!
Okamodo!
The opposite is...
let's go!
start!
Next is our team, Masumoto and Hitoshi.
Yamazaki, if you lose this game, it will be over.
Ready?
What are you doing?
Start!
Stop!
Go for it!
Don't cringe!
Time's up!
The answer is...
Red! Red! Red! Red!
Go for it!
So, Yamazaki won the match against Matsumoto.
Well, I won for him.
But you brought him to Thailand.
It's a win-win situation.
Yes.
Teach him!
Let's do it.
If Yamazaki beats him...
... you'll have your main story.
Let's do it.
Teacher, please!
Let's do it!
He's really strong.
Let's do it.
The last match!
Go for it!
Not enough!
Go back!
Teacher, you can do it!
Oh!
Oh! You are moving well!
OK! That's it!
What dan is it?
By the way, what dan is it?
Dokudan!
Dokudan's stairs are so hard!
Hamada-kun and Sensei, try it!
Wait!
OK! Now, for a special match...
Hamada-kun and Dokudan's Sensei...
Start!
Black shoes.
It's a good past.
It's a bad past.
You know, it's not like that.
I don't want to say that young adults have become fashionable.
I want to rebel against that.
It's not like that.
If you wear something like this, it's hard to take it off, isn't it?
I can't take it off.
Right?
I can't take it off.
I know that.
It's a part of my body.
I'm sorry, but it's coming out of my nipples.
But this is evil.
T-shirts are usually bad, especially love jackets.
The warmth of this lining is completely blocked by this and it's meaningless.
What the hell is that?
T-shirts 400 times a day.
I'm busy today, so I can't go out much.
You're the one who's going to be bad again.
I was busy for about an hour and a half again today.
Then listen to me.
I have a good reason.
What is it?
Listen to me.
I slept last night.
What is it?
And I woke up and slept.
And I woke up once and...
I did it, too.
But you know...
You know...
I'm boiling carrots right now.
Right.
People say that a lot.
But it's all a lie, isn't it?
Right.
It's all a lie.
Well...
It was quite pleasant.
Well...
N.H.K.'s...
It's a lie.
It's all made up.
It's true.
You know...
It's like N.H.K. did it.
I think so, too.
But it's a lie.
It's not very popular.
It was pretty cold yesterday, too.
Yesterday?
I was surprised.
Yesterday...
Over there...
In Sanrio's Puroland...
I went there.
Dressed like a pig.
You know...
There was a great person there. What is that?
There...
I drew it and everyone's face was like...
What is this?
Hello!
So...
This face came out once.
So... We are dancing with this now.
People moving in circles.
I don't know what you are talking about.
What kind of nerves are moving?
Maybe...
Maybe... The characters coming after us...
Can't see their faces, right?
The ones coming out are the faces, right?
We are...
We are just putting flowers on our faces.
Because we are scared?
Because we are scared? Because we are scared?
What is that?
What is this?
At the beginning...
So...
When I appeared...
I thought that there are many unmoved children...
But it's not like that.
When Kitty-chan came out...
Kitty-chan! Kitty-chan!
Hit her! Hit her!
Everyone was unmoved.
Next time...
I went into a restaurant and ate a lot of food.
There was a woman and her family.
She said, "Here you are."
I ate about three of them.
I took it in my hand and ate it.
She put a big piece of beef on top of it.
I thought I shouldn't let it burn.
He put a big piece of beef on top of it. I thought I shouldn't let it burn.
I don't like that kind of guy at all.
Why don't you ask that weird old man over there?
I'm telling you this with a lot of emotion, but you know what they say...
It's Hamada's power.
What are you talking about?
Seriously!
I'm not like that!
I'm not like that at all!
If you say that to a viewer, he'll say something.
No, no, no!
I'm not like that at all!
You're just a bug in the entertainment world.
No, no, really...
You're dirty!
Oh, you're a bug!
No, I'm not!
I'm telling you how you do it!
There's a lot of things going on, but we don't have much time.
I can't believe it!
There's no one to wake you up if you don't go.
Everyone's awake!
It's only 5 o'clock! It's enough for you to sleep until 2 or 3!
No, I'm not in a bad condition and I'm not sleeping well...
Not sleeping well?!
I'm telling you what to do if you fail!
I'm sorry, but...
Who are you?!
I'm telling you what to do!
Rather than being beaten up like that...
I may have lost some weight, but I'd like to be beaten up like that all year long!
We don't have much time.
Even if we don't have much time, there are still a lot of things going on.
I'd like to be beaten up like that all year long!
I'm going to make you drink 100% juice!
The juice you can get from one orange is certainly expensive, but it's 100% juice.
Newspapers. There are a lot of newspapers in the stationery store.
I read a lot of them before the show.
There are a lot of newspapers, but I haven't answered any of them.
It's like that with the latest ones. I haven't been interviewed at all.
"What was that?" "Is it love?" "Yes, yes, yes, yes!"
I won't let you go until you die!
Yuta, Yuta! Yuta, Yuta!
I'll say what I said.
Don't write things like that on your own!
I'm sorry, but I want to change the subject.
You hate it, don't you?
That's right.
You hate photos, don't you?
Photos, yes.
The other day, I went to see "Kirini no Ozmo" for the second time.
"Yari no Steel Drill" again!
I went to a ridiculous school again!
I did this with my back together.
Like this.
There is no such thing.
My friends often talk to me alone.
They are worried about me.
Please give me some good advice.
I can talk to you alone, but I am relaxed.
I see.
Even when I am alone at home, I talk a lot.
I see.
I talk and talk.
I think it is a good thing.
It is a good thing.
My brain is always working.
I should talk to various things.
I see.
If you say so, I am surprised.
For example, you have decided not to talk about things.
There are several things you can talk about.
For example, what can you talk about?
I have been talking about various things for 20 years.
I got some answers.
What did you say?
I said it is a company secret.
What is a company?
You don't do business like that.
I talk about various things like shoes.
I have been talking about various things for decades.
I have been talking about various things.
I want you to tell me one thing.
By all means.
I talk in the refrigerator.
I see.
In the refrigerator.
I talk in the refrigerator.
Do you open it and talk?
I can't say it.
When you have many people at home, you can talk about various things.
For example, a stand.
I can say it.
You are dazzling!
I can say it.
A stand.
The other day, I saw my parents talking.
Since then, I haven't talked with my parents.
What should I do?
I was in shock.
No, he was there.
After that, I haven't talked with my fridge.
I was in kindergarten or elementary school.
I was sleeping.
Before that, I had seen "the world you don't know".
It was daytime.
I was scared when I woke up in the night.
When I opened the curtain at my father's house,
an old man came out of the curtain.
The curtain was broken.
I was scared.
We were like dancing.
My father was like this.
The curtain was like this.
My father and my mother are no less.
They are like a family.
I was in kindergarten or elementary school for about two years.
I didn't know anything.
When I was a child, I didn't know if I had seen something strange.
I know a little about it, but I can't understand it.
I don't know why.
Because my father was hot.
I can't live like this.
I don't know why.
It's been a few years, but one day I remembered it and said, "Oh, this is it."
Speaking of which, around that time of year, my mother said she wanted a son or a daughter.
"Did you agree?" "No, no, no." "Oh!" she said.
But you did your best, didn't you?
I did my best.
You did it at home, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I thought you had done something bad.
If I hadn't looked at you like that, if I hadn't seen you in a world you didn't know about, I wouldn't have seen you in a world you didn't know about.
But you know, there are places where there are a lot of children at home.
Yes, there are.
I don't know where they do it.
I had a classmate who had a lot of siblings.
But he only had like two of them.
In Morioka.
More and more brothers and sisters.
In Morioka.
Six siblings.
Yes!
After a while, I saw an old woman walking there.
"Again?" she said.
Where is it?
"There are six of them, but again?" she said.
If you ask me if I'm a boy or a girl in a year's time, I'd say no.
I'm a twin!
My name is Kamako.
There used to be a woman named Kimugasa in Hiroshima.
When Kimugasa put on eye shadow like this, she became Kamako.
My daughter joined the tennis club and quit.
Auntie...
Oh, right! She was wearing that skirt!
She was wearing a tennis skirt when she went shopping!
You know the one you wear underneath?
The fluttering one.
She was wearing that, too!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I was like, "Whoa, where is it going?" and when I saw it, I was like, "Gah!"
The other day, at a small street at night,
a piece of tofu had fallen.
What does this mean?
Do you know?!
It must be some kind of message.
That's what you want to say, isn't it, father?
What? What message are you talking about?
It means there is tofu.
Where is it?
There's no point in leaving it on the street.
Who told you that?
That's why you started eating cold noodles.
I know! That's what you're trying to show me!
Oh, this is the store!
Oh, this is the first time I've eaten cold noodles in this store!
Does that mean the tofu is here?
Yes, yes.
Then I know.
I started eating tofu.
But who started it?!
If you say 'tofu, nice to meet you,' I know.
But you said 'nice to meet you' just now.
Who started it?!
Where is it?! I can't buy it!
Tofu, nice to meet you.