AISubs v3.4
Yes, yes.
He's still playing pranks on us.
Today's prank is...
I think it's the first time we've done something like this.
Please explain it.
Today, Team Zero's Noriyasu...
Let me tell you about him.
From now on, our show...
A man who claims to be the editor-in-chief of Japanese television...
Will bring two Otsukis and bring a total of three people.
You're saying he's a great guy, right?
He's a great guy.
He's a good guy, but...
He's a little grateful, but...
That's where the editor-in-chief and a man like him...
They found Noriyasu and said...
Oh, you! Come to think of it, you've been in other shows where you've been throwing people in their equipment.
I'm a little interested in you, but can you do me a favor?
No, I can't.
The editor-in-chief who was thrown in...
And then again, when he sees it, Noriyasu...
What will happen?
This is interesting.
It's a double-edged sword, isn't it?
The editor-in-chief, right?
Today, the editor-in-chief...
First of all, as a token of gratitude...
It's good to be able to do that.
Even if you can't reach it...
You can look at the camera.
And, uh...
Basically, we're going to bring...
A token of gratitude and a product...
Basically, we're going to bring...
A token of gratitude and a product...
To you two who have changed over the past year.
Amen.
And then, the back of the worn out one.
You're laughing.
This is basically a company.
It's a gold button.
Even if it's a gold button, I'm begging you, seriously.
It's not easy.
I'm begging you.
Yes.
I'm really, you know, I'm not good at it, but I'm not good at it, so I'm begging you.
But if you bring it, we can go home soon.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
Have a nice day.
Thank you!
You did your best.
Tanase!
Thank you.
Well, you too.
Ah, it's fine.
Thank you so much.
Doctor, doctor...
Professor, doctor...
I'll give you a thank you note, so please take it.
Thank you.
Please read it.
Yes.
Thank you note "downtown drum".
You have actively cooperated with us in our show "Downtown no gaki no tsukaiya arahen" to connect it with the high viewing rate show.
Hereby, I'd like to thank you for your sincere efforts and considerations.
Director of the Japanese TV Broadcasting Corporation, Ishikawa Choji.
See you later.
Yes, yes.
- I'll put it here for you. - Yes, thank you.
- This is where you climbed up the ladder yesterday. - Yes.
- 19.9 kg. - 19.9 kg? - Yes.
- Wow! - Wow!
- You've got a lot of stuff.
- I can't lift it up like that.
- I'm afraid I'll take it to another gym.
- There's a lot of stuff in there.
- I'm going to introduce myself now. I'm Team K.R.Y.
- Hello. - Nice to meet you.
- My name is Noriyasu. - Oh, we're in a team.
- Noriyasu? - Yes.
- This show is an opening. - It's opening, right?
- Yes. - The manager is the guide.
- Yes. - Well, good evening.
- I heard you have something going on. - Yes, I do.
- Mr. Duntown's... raw, raw, raw, raw, raw, raw...
I saw it on TVS.
TVS?
Yes.
I saw it!
Thank you.
It was funny.
Oh, this?
I'll show you.
What are you doing?
I'll show you.
Can you do it?
No, I can't.
There's a teacher behind me.
The teacher was there.
You have two days.
Eh?
You have two days.
Then, someone...
I'll do it myself.
You can't do that to me, right?
I was talking.
Teacher was there.
I don't know if you can do it.
You have to practice for about an hour before the show.
I'll practice.
Try it.
I really can't do it.
Well...
Do it!
Okay, okay.
I'll hit you.
Idiot!
You're always like that!
Idiot!
What are you doing?
What?
What are you doing?
No!
I was holding you tight.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How about you?
I'm fine.
No!
How are you?
I'm fine.
I thought you were in trouble, but it was funny.
It was funny.
It's out of control.
It's not like that.
Ladies and gentlemen...
You're energetic, you guys.
Thank you very much, everyone!
It's been a while since you've come out in this rehab- like outfit.
What is it?
People are happy about other people's misfortune.
What do you mean?
I've been doing this show for years, but I'm the happiest when it comes to punishment games.
I see, I see...
I want to see you come out in such an ugly outfit.
People like it when other people are suffering and hating it.
You know how they do it at the end of the year?
What?
They say, "The camera saw it."
Yeah, yeah...
And they drown and they're like, "Aaaah!"
Or they're rescued by a helicopter.
Yeah, yeah...
That's a huge success.
It's a huge success.
Really?
Even my mother likes that animal thing.
What?
A deer being chased by a leopard.
I don't know anymore! Get out of here!
I'm going to get you!
But he doesn't look happy at all!
When a deer is chased by a leopard, he doesn't look happy at all!
If a deer runs away like that, a leopard will give up.
What do you mean "give up"?
A leopard doesn't have anything!
A leopard will give up.
When a deer is caught by a leopard...
A leopard will say "Uhyah!"
In a leopard's feelings...
Give me back my deer!
My dad is right next to me, you know?
If you're with me...
It's very common and I'm happy about it.
I see.
I'm a viewer, so it's easy for me to turn up the TV.
Because of the conditions, right?
Exactly.
If I suddenly do an omelet here...
Khah!
If I suddenly do an omelet "khah!",
If I do a poo...
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
I'm 52% sure...
Let's go!
No, no, it's true, it's true.
Let's go!
Food and... what else?
Food, animals...
Children...
I usually catch them.
That's enough.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's why I can catch a guy like Mutsugoro anytime and anywhere!
He doesn't do anything!
He just catches like this!
Without realizing it!
Right?
Mutsugoro is missing a lot!
What are you talking about, Osamuru?!
That's right.
Food and animals win, so the best thing is that mutsugoro can't be eaten by animals.
No, really!
Look at that!
It's 85 percent!
Don't say that mutsugoro can be eaten!
I don't know.
No, really!
That's right, that's the most fun.
That's right, really.
Even if you're unhappy, your anger continues, doesn't it?
Wait, that's...
That's right...
After all, that's...
Aren't talents supposed to be used on ordinary citizens?
Why?
There are times when you really want to hit someone, right?
Well, yeah...
Look at that guy!
Shut up!
I'll hit you from the side!
Don't you dare touch me!
What?!
If you touch me, it won't be funny.
What?!
It won't!
It won't be funny!
Hurry up and call me! Hurry up and call me!
I've already turned around.
Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? I won't hide or run away!
He's coming. He's coming.
Huh? No, let me out! Let me out!
He's here.
Really...
He's here.
He's angry, isn't he?
He is.
The other day, I was really...
I was really angry!
I wasn't sleeping!
I slept for three hours and I woke up.
That was the only way.
I just wanted to sleep on the bullet train for now.
I got on the bullet train.
I sat down and there was a big pig next to me.
He came and started snoring.
I looked at him for a second and...
Where are you snoring?
He came and...
I didn't say anything.
You didn't say anything!
That... That doesn't matter.
He was snoring like this.
It started before I slept!
What do you mean?
You're using me like crazy!
I'm telling you!
You're definitely snoring like this!
The pig was like...
I'm telling you.
You're thinking of something, aren't you?
It was like...
Where are you going to eat?
That's right.
It was like...
Where are you going to eat?
I'm going to eat you up!
How many times do you want me to tell you? You're being too much.
I'm going to eat you up!
How annoying!
I thought of that about five seconds later.
Oh man.
I'm going to eat you up!
I'm going to kill you!
While he was telling me that...
I was like...
"Gah! Gah!" And for a while, "Ugh..."
And then "Gah!" again, right? "Gah!"
Gah!
And then...
Um...
She's young.
Yeah, she's tall.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Which one are you talking about?
I don't know which one you're talking about.
Um... She hit a middle school student.
How can you forgive her?
She's a high school student.
I hit a middle school student.
You're a high school student!
If I did that, you'd be eaten alive.
I didn't hit her.
She hit her head.
You're forgiven for everything, aren't you?
People come up to me and say, "Do your best!"
They're naked. I don't know why.
Why are you naked?
They say, "Do your best!" and their hands hurt like hell.
It's hot!
Then they turn around and...
They're discriminating against animals.
It's like this show.
If you bully a dog or something...
For example, if you kick it in the chest...
The dog will call you.
What are you doing to the dog?
Hey, what are you doing?
If you kick a marimo like this...
No one will call you.
There's no such thing as kicking a marimo.
Why are marimos good and coins bad?
They're not cute.
Marimos aren't cute.
What's with you?
They're all quiet.
They're soft.
That's right.
They just look soft.
They're cute.
Dogs come up to me and kick me.
They're cute. They're just soft.
Marimos come up to me like this.
Do they?
They do.
You've never done it, have you?
I've never done it.
You know I've never done it.
You guys...
You don't know much about marimos, do you?
No, we don't know anything about them.
If you kick it like this...
Ha!
If an enemy comes up to you...
Ha!
Are you stupid?
When you're sleeping...
There are times when you suddenly feel dizzy.
Yes, there are.
What does that mean?
Is it someone's doing?
There are.
They fall from high places.
I've seen them walk down a cliff and fall.
I know a lot about dream fortune-telling.
What do you mean?
I've never heard of it before.
The width is about this wide.
And like I said, it's a cliff.
And they're walking like this.
But in the end, they fall off.
And then the stove kicks and wakes up.
And it makes a noise.
That's like...
Don't walk in a narrow space.
There's a hint like that.
Are you stupid?
It's fine. It's fine.
It's fine.
It doesn't work at all.
Just wait for it.
I've been waiting for it for a while now.
It doesn't work.
I've been waiting for it for an hour.
I'll wait for it for another hour.
Where are you letting it go?
What's coming?
No, no, it's fine.
What's coming?
It's fine. It's fine.
Why do animals have tails?
They get in the way when they're driving.
They get in the way when they're mating.
Why do they have them?
They don't get in the way.
But you have to raise them up.
You have to raise them up.
Should we say this?
I don't think it will get in the way.
It will get in the way a little.
It will get in the way, but it's more convenient than getting in the way.
What are you talking about?
When you walk, your tail droops down, right?
So-called.
That's a static electricity prevention.
Car.
Truck.
If you don't have that, it will go "ping"!
That was funny.
That was...
OK, right?
Right, right.
Sometimes it's like that.
Right, right.
Ah, I see.
It's really convenient.
I want people to take notes and read this program.
Ah, I see.
But it's true.
I want people to take notes and read this program.
I want people who come to see this program to sketch.
I want them to sketch me.
There are foxes and monkeys in the dojo, but in this case, the fox is more important than the monkey.
Why is that?
Don't you take more of either of them?
What do you mean?
Ah, I see.
The fox is more important than the monkey.
That's a little different.
I see, I see.
So what do you do?
For example, let's say you have "uchan" and "nanchan".
"Nanchan" and "uchan" are fine, too.
But if you dare to use "uchan" and "nanchan"...
Yes, yes.
It's a standing position.
A standing position of a fox and a monkey?
Hello, I'm a fox and a monkey.
"That's why...
"That's why... in summer, it's "ping"!
It's not like we're doing it together.
It's like "ping" and we say "yes, I'm a fox."
What does standing position mean?
Then this is Fox-kun.
You guys aren't even one!
You're stupid.
Even if you're one...
When Earth was born and life settled in...
"Settled in" what are you talking about?
At first, there weren't any foxes and monkeys like this.
At first, it was just a fox and a monkey, but it combined and became like this.
Originally, they were doing jokes together.
Right?!
Moe, moe.
Oh, I'm not good at saying things like monkey- kun's stuff.
"I'll be careful." They said it like that.
Who said it?!
They were able to win up to the third week.
And then there was the fifth week because of monkey-kun.
Now, Fox-kun, if you do it like this, wouldn't it be fine if you two did it together?
I'm getting tired of doing it myself.
Is that how it is?
In the past, when people got married, they had to shave their teeth black.
Or they would put eyebrows on their foreheads and draw dots.
What does it mean? Why is it black?
It's an ohaguro.
When you're closing your mouth, you're like, "Ah, it's fine."
And when you're about to talk, you're like, "Ugh!" and laugh.
It's disgusting!
It's ugly! If you put your teeth out like that.
"Ugh, it's fine." You know?
I...
Um...
The more I pull out my teeth, the more I'll serve you.
Hey, what are you saying?
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
If you're mad at me now, call me!
Call me your servant!
What are you holding back?