AISubs v3.4
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukaiya", we'll see Dajaleo and Goron Nobuchi fight back one by one!
Well, today's opening is...
Beaten up! Hit Goro's house!
Why is everyone smiling like that?
First, let me introduce the challengers!
Challengers, please come in!
Welcome.
It would be nice if you could sit down.
Yes, there.
Now, let me introduce them.
First of all...
Shouji Murakami!
Hello!
You're confident in beating him up, right?
Yes, I'm confident in beating him up, but...
And next to him...
Spencer Davis!
Hello!
I'd like to do my best as an American band's word- of-mouth.
American band's word-of-mouth...
But, frankly...
What about "beaten up"?
No, frankly, I don't like foreigners who say "beaten up".
You say it!
It doesn't matter, but this jacket...
What is this?
What is this?!
This...
You say it, but...
This was sold for 10,000 yen at Shinjuku Pepo.
10,000 yen?!
And last but not least...
Masumoto Ito-san!
You know...
Yes?
I'm not very good at word-of-mouth.
You hate it, don't you?!
Word-of-mouth...
If I said "word-of-mouth", would you look at me like that?!
You're the king of word-of-mouth.
Let's challenge this guy.
King, you say?!
Word-of-mouth!
WORD-OF-MOUTH!
Now...
It's "beaten up".
Since when am I...
No, since a long time ago...
Since we were watching TV...
You've been beaten up on many shows.
Yes.
Wonderful!
Are you the king of this seat today?
Where am I now?
Yes!
So, this chair is...
A change, right?
Yes, yes.
It's possible for you to sit here.
I'm happy about it!
For now...
Goro-san...
But...
The seat is...
It's good, right?
It's expensive, right?
You're saying it again?!
The seat is...
Good!
I didn't notice it!
I'm sorry!
[The Seat is Good! I'm Happy!]
[The Seat is Lucky!]
Now...
There is a point...
And there is a theme.
Each person...
Can choose one theme.
Yes, yes.
In order...
For example...
If you choose it...
You can choose it in order.
If someone chooses 20 points and you choose 20 points...
You can eat it up, right?
That's right, that's right.
After O-san and Rin-san's joke is over...
The king...
Will say one word.
The person who said a joke closer to O-san...
Gets one point.
What?
Is it okay?
I don't know the criteria for that.
That's right!
If you say it closer...
O-san hasn't come yet...
O-san is about to cry right now.
It's already in there!
Okay, okay!
Let's start with Shoji-san!
Shoji-san!
Please choose one!
Let's aim for high scores!
Yes!
"Animal"...
Yes!
Well, number 10!
What is it?!
You're aiming for high scores!
No, it's scary!
It's difficult!
It's weird!
I thought I'd get caught!
"Animal" number 10!
Yes!
Let's go!
Ja-jan!
Elephant!
I'll go with "elephant"!
Yes!
Who are you?!
You say "zou" and "dajare"
What? I can't say what I want to say?
You say "zou" and "dajare"
I see
Wu yen kamu de kamu doku kamu de itai
Who said "gyaru yuen"?
You fold "zou" and "dajare"
Oh, I should add "zou"?
Of course! What's the theme for?
Let's go with this. "zou" has a long nose.
santaruchiya
hanakaruchiya
What are you doing?
It's all "gyaru"!
But!
"zou" likes "ozou" the most.
See?
But "zou" likes "ozou" the most.
I think "zou" is difficult.
For example, "ogotta zou"
I can't say "ogotta zou" as a professional.
I want to add "saburi" with "saburi"
I'll give you "saburi"
Give me "saburi"
That's all!
Well, then!
Mr. Ogawa, please say a word!
Well, but...
It's an animal gun.
It's too simple and "zousa" doesn't exist.
"zousa" doesn't exist... "ozou" doesn't exist...
The theme is over!
Thank you!
Now, show us "rev"!
Well, I'm a talent and I'm 31 years old.
30 years of talent!
Ta-da!
"izumi" pink!
"mitou" izumi's *****!
That's an insult!
Shoumi-san!
"asatachi" pink!
"mitou" izumi's *****!
We're "pinkola" brothers!
Hello! I'm "izumi"!
I'm "pinko"!
We're "izumi" and "pinko"!
Well, we'll have to work hard from now on!
Now...
Please say a word of "king"!
I don't know anymore!
Well...
This is difficult...
If you're a man, be a man and "izumi" pink!
"pinko" pink!
That's it!
"rev"!
"rev" 30 points!
Now, the last one!
I'll say "non-section" 20 points!
"non-section" 20 points!
I can't see it!
What does it say?
This...
"non-section" 20 points!
What did you say?
Yes, but...
No, but still...
If you look at it from below...
"non-section" 20 points!
Oh...
Huh? Did you understand?
What?
"non-section" 20 points...
Right?
Ah... I see...
Then...
"non-section" 20 points!
Yes!
"non-section" 20 points!
Ah!
Blood!
Put it on me!
Put it on me! Blood! Put it on me!
Who are you talking about?
Who is talking about you?
Please say something.
I'll say it with a song.
Ashihire, Ashihire, Kotaro.
I see.
The winner of this match is...
The final match!
Ouch! Goro!
My bad. Sorry.
That's my boy!
Ouch! Goro!
This brush...
It's wonderful.
I've been watching you since you were wearing a kakuragi.
This is it!
I don't like this kind of ear cleaning!
Who is it?
Ouch! Goro!
I just thought of a blanket...
That's good!
Who is it?
Ouch! Goro!
"Sekken shirazu" (no soap)
That's good!
Actually, it's not good at all.
Goro!
"Gono ga yami yoku mira" (Look at me carefully)
That's good!
That's Gaya!
Next! Goro!
"Buraiya" (dryer)
"Moukari makka" (dryer)
That's good!
Next! Goro!
"Ryu raita" (dryer)
"Sekken shirazu" (no soap)
That's good!
Let me do this.
"Kebukan" (smoke bomb)
"Kamuyata" (smoke bomb)
That's ten times better!
So,
the champion is Goro Tajari!
"Sekken shirazu" (no soap)
Oh, I know this!
What is it?
Oh, it's a light bulb!
It's a big one!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Hello!
Hello, hello, hello!
This is...
...my...
...my first...
What is it?
...my first...
...well...
...the beginning of...
...a good show, isn't it?
Oh, is this your first show as a kid?
This is...
...my first show...
...what are you saying?
Congratulations, everyone!
That means...
It stinks!
No, no, no...
...it smells like air!
You're scratching your hands!
Um...
What is it?
Happy New Year!
Yeah!
Actually, uh...
...the Kyokoro show...
...uh...
...ended...
...what time did it end?
Six hours later.
About six hours later?
Six hours later...
...either of us is doing a punishment show.
And this is...
...uh...
...you know...
...uh...
...those of you who are watching this...
...already know which won...
...or lost, but...
At the moment we don't know at all, but...
...when it's decided...
...uh...
...Hamada's...
...Hamachan's punishment game...
Why Hamachan's punishment game?
...Hamachan's punishment game...
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
...will be suddenly changed, right?
Well, that's what it is, right?
Uh...
...well, everyone, please watch it.
Well, we don't know which one it will be.
We don't know, but...
Uh...
...today is no good, right?
What?
Last year, it's true...
...uh...
...at the end of the year...
...the last catch...
...was in this dimension.
Oh, really?
It's kind of heavy, you know.
It's kind of heavy, but...
...they're all smiling over there.
No, no, no, no.
It was unpleasant...
...when I first came out.
It's not like that.
This is...
...uh...
...to be honest...
...when you come out...
...uh...
...Hamada and Matsumoto...
...are playing "downturn", right?
Uh-huh.
So, when you come out...
...the audience...
...usually I know...
Uh-huh.
Sometimes Hamada's audience is more...
...and sometimes Matsumoto's audience is more.
It doesn't matter which one it is!
It's not good at all.
So...
...when Hamada's audience is more...
...I'm already...
...terrible.
It's unpleasant.
Because...
...they expect Hamada's "downturn" more than my "downturn".
As for why I noticed it...
...when I first came out...
...in order to confirm it...
...today, I gave him a slap in the face.
At that time...
...if Hamada...
...if Hamada is a human being...
...my "downturn"...
Why do you decide that?!
No, no...
Hamada is a human being.
So, when my "downturn" came out...
...he said...
No...
...like that.
No, you're not saying that.
You're being "downturned"...
...yet you're laughing!
But, if...
...if...
...if you say "Uwaaah!"...
"Uwaaah!"...
...if Hamada says that...
...for the first time...
...this audience is already...
...unpleasant!
You're being "downturned", aren't you?!
It's like an opera!
No, it's not like that for the other shows...
...but this one is different.
This audience...
This audience is different?
This audience is simply...
...here to listen to conversations.
It doesn't matter...
...if you're "downturned"...
...it's like "Hahaha!".
It doesn't matter...
...if a human being...
...here to listen to a conversation...
...is "downturned"...
He's not laughing!
That's right.
He's not laughing!
It doesn't matter if you're "downturned" or not!
It doesn't matter!
It's true that...
...a lot of audiences...
...have changed.
...from ordinary audiences.
That's right.
I think that, even if...
...we broadcast it on other shows...
...people will only accept it.
No, this is "ahaaha"
No, it's about you guys, right?
So, even if you say bad things about me and say harsh things about me, I won't listen to you, right?
Right? And you're laughing.
I think these guys will laugh even if I poop here.
I think...
They'll point their fingers and laugh.
They'll point their fingers and say "hahaha, 300,000 yen!"
Is that how you poop?
In that sense, it's the opposite of "dog dog".
It's the opposite of "dog dog".
It's not exactly "dog dog", but it's what we've been waiting for all these years.
- That's a good thing. - That's a good thing.
- It was terrible at first. - That's a good thing!
- You just have to say it a few times and you'll be down in no time. - That's right.
- At first, you were like "who the hell are they?". - "Who the hell are they?".
- But now, you're like "who the hell are they?". - That's right.
Why are you coming out of your ass?
Oh, I didn't get that one.
- Now... - Yes?
Nice... to... meet you...
Today...
What a pain in the ass.
Hey, what? Are you happy? Are you happy?
Why did you do the same thing? That's stupid.
Put all the mosaics in here, please.
Recently, "don" isn't enough!
Make it "mua mua" here!
- What? - You can't do that! You have to erase this part!
I'm a little disappointed about this.
In the opening of "Soccer", when I raised my pants, "mua mua" came out.
- That doesn't air, does it? - You can't do that!
The face you hid behind the mosaics can't be hidden with this face!
But what happens if it really airs?
Actually, when you do it...
I don't know about you guys, but you can't say "mua mua" in the dark.
- Yes, yes. - But when you say it...
It might not be that big of a deal, right?
- It's not like that. - It's not like that!
You know, when you advertise diapers, "kid's s**t" comes out.
Why is "kid's s**t" better than my "adult's s**t"?
It's not "kid's s**t" anymore, right?
- "kid's s**t" isn't allowed? - Yeah, but you can't bite it like that!
I can bite it!
Is it okay if I rub my hand against it?
Then tell me about it!
Why is "kid's s**t" better than "adult's s**t"?
Tell me about it!
No, I think you shouldn't look at it like that.
No matter how you think about it, there's a kid next to you...
"kid's s**t" comes out, "adult's s**t" comes out...
When you see it and go "muaaa" like that...
You're definitely an adult!
No, but if you paint it and "kid's s**t" comes out...
If you shave your hair, it won't change.
It doesn't matter if you don't paint it.
No, if you can do that...
Your hair will grow again!
What do you mean?
Why is "kid's s**t" better than "adult's s**t"?
This is discrimination, isn't it?
If you say it like that, girls will say it too!
Why?
Even though a baby boy's s**t comes out a lot...
Girls won't say it at all.
You're right.
It's okay for boys to have small s**ts...
But girls can't have small s**ts or adults either, right?
Old women can't have small s**ts, right?
Of course they can!
But I'd like to see an old woman having small s**ts at least once.
No way!
No, no, no. I'd like to see her having small s**ts.
Yeah, like having small s**ts that smell like s**t and stuff like that.
What's going on?
Come on!
You shouldn't pull it like that, you a**hole!
Why, why?
You're going to die early for sure!
You're already living a low life, but...
No, I hate Japanese citizens.
I hate old people, I hate kids, I hate animals...
I hate hot springs, I hate food...
If we could just do this on TV, we'd have a good viewing rate.
H-h-hidden game competition...
You're pulling it again...
No way...
Good, good, good!
Take that!
Speaking of which...
You know, there are points, right?
It's like that for that and like that for everything.
Okay, let's look at the scores.
Ten points, nine points, nine points, eight points, ten points, nine points!
That's what you say, right?
You're definitely not going to use two points, right?
If you're like that, just make a square out of a triangle!
I see...
Why is a square out of a triangle weird?
Why is a square out of a triangle weird?!
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
You idiot!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
You're like a genius kid...
Something like that...
Right?!
Come on, come on, come on...
Solvan, you genius kid...
Something like that, something like that...
Something like...
Shark, you genius kid...
Solvan...
What do you say?!
What are you saying?!
I lost sight of you from here!
Don't let me lose sight of you here and go over there on your own!
What do you say?!
Ten points, nine points, nine points, ten points, nine points!
He's a soccer genius!
That's enough!
Solovanchivikko and soccerchivikko are two different things!
That's what I'm saying.
They're two different things!
That's right.
Solovanchivikko wins!
Solovanchivikko!
Soccerchivikko!
That's enough!
Question.
Does Punch Parma's "punch" mean the same as John and Punch's "punch"?
Of course not!
"Punch" means "guraaaah" in Japanese.
I'm serious!
That's how you say it when you punch someone!
No, no, no!
"Guraaaah" is always right!
Punch Parma
Guraaaah Parma
Potato chips
Consomme Punch
Consomme Oraaah
"Punch", right?
Punch
"Punch" means "oraaah"
"Punch" means "date"
"Oraaah" means "date"
That's scary!
Let's go on a date!
What are you saying?
I'm serious.
"Punch" means "oraaah"
You're kidding me!
I'm serious.
"Punch"?
Now I feel like you're lying.
I'm not lying!
You used to say "punch kick", didn't you?
Punch kick
Like this toy.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you say "oraaah", it's right, isn't it?
"Punch" means "oraaah"
Chimpanzee
No!
"Punch" means "oraaah"
You know, I used to do an Osmo Quiz once.
Osmo Quiz Battle 2!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
"Peaceful Cornerstone" and "Sally Joe Church" won!
Which one won?
"Neuroscience Team"!
Ahahahahaha!
Tonight, I'm going to...
I'm going to knock you down!
The answer is "Punch" and "Peaceful Cornerstone" won!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Question 2!
"Kano Tenmei" and "Mutsugoro" did an Osmo Quiz!
Which one won?
"Neuroscience Team"!
Ahahahahaha!
Tonight, I'm going to...
I'm going to knock you down!
The answer is "Mutsugoro" and "Peaceful Cornerstone" won!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Do you want to go home?
It's "Peaceful Cornerstone", right?
Let's take a class.
5, 4, 3, 2...
Eh? Ahahahahaha!
Hey! Stop it!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Don't say "khan"!
Don't say "khan" in front of the camera!
Give me a break!