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Yes.
Not yet.
Yes.
Don't use the camera.
Why aren't you outside today?
No, this is not outside.
Oh, where?
This is a set.
Oh, you.
There is such a complicated set.
The producer said he didn't like shooting, so he made a similar set for me.
But today, it feels like I'm back in the city after a long time.
That's right.
Do you call it an adult's city?
Aoyama.
Yes.
How old are you?
Sixteen years old.
Are you a first-year student?
Yes.
Are you going home?
What?
Are you going home? It's already one o'clock and forty minutes.
That's right.
At this time of day, you shouldn't be walking around like that.
You...
Today, we are at the venue of "Arahende", which I mentioned earlier.
Instant ramen paradise.
If you enter here, it's free, right?
Free!
But...
If you can eat ramen for free like that, you can't just take a bath.
Today's venue is...
Here!
Right?
Hmm...
It hasn't been like this before.
Since it's an event where you can eat instant ramen for free,
this venue also feels like an instant one.
Hahaha! It's good!
No, it's not that good.
Did you prepare this chair?
I'm sure you prepared it.
No, it's lame!
What is this? Everyone is sitting like this.
Today, it's really a little different from before.
Hahaha!
Yeah.
This is amazing.
It hasn't been like this before.
No, it's not like that.
I'm sure it's not like that.
You can tell just by looking at it!
Hahaha!
On this stage, today...
Hmm...
Well, it's more of a skit...
Let's do something suitable for this kind of event.
Let's do something like that.
Something you can enjoy.
That's right!
Hmm...
Tonight, we will have fun at "Arahende", which I mentioned earlier.
Yes!
"Toyosui-san", Oyama International Product, this program is brought to you by Toyosui-san and Oyama International Product.
Good evening, everyone!
Good evening!
Today, we will study...no, not like this...
We will study about intonation of words.
We, Kansai people, have many different ways of intonation.
Today, we will study about it with you!
Our researcher is Professor Matsumoto!
Professor, it's nice to meet you.
Today, we will study about intonation of words.
Hey, you!
I'm trying to study, but you say "let's play"!
Let's play with lines!
I'm a little tired.
Let's play with lines!
You're ignoring me!
Let's play with lines!
I'm begging you!
I can't continue like this!
I'm sorry!
Let's play with lines!
You're persistent!
Someone called me "Line Masao" for a long time.
I'm going to play with lines.
Put the whiteboard in front of you.
There are various lines.
Different things come out of those lines.
For example...
I don't care if you are a dirty man.
I don't care if you are such a dirty man.
May I say something?
I agree with you.
If you draw a normal line like this...
I agree with you.
It doesn't feel like "Lupin" at all.
By changing the lines, various things change.
"Look, it's "Lupin"!"
If you say this line correctly...
It will be like this.
One more time, please.
"Look, it's "Lupin"!"
It will be like "Lupin".
This is "Lupin" line.
Let's move on.
Let's move on to the next step.
May I say something?
I don't care if you are such a dirty man.
It's a little hard for me to say.
Let's move on to the next step.
The criteria are also different.
What is this?
May I say something?
"Look, it's "Lupin"!"
Does it say "Look, it's "Lupin"?"
If you say this line correctly...
"Look, it's "Lupin"!"
It doesn't say "Look, it's "Lupin"!"
I don't care how you say it.
May I say something?
If you say this line correctly...
"Look, it's "Lupin"!"
With these waves?
It's me, Doraemon!
I think this line is a little weird.
You know, I've been thinking it's weird since you came out.
This side of you...
Looks like this.
This side of you...
Looks like this.
Something's weird about it.
The group is different, isn't it?
Something's weird about it.
This side of you all came together.
Who would do something like this?
This side of you all seem like good people.
This side of you all seem like people who laugh.
You don't say unnecessary things, do you?
Please!
Next step.
Why are you standing down there?
Your goods, goods.
Don't get carried away, Keldon.
Now, with this...
Let's put aside what we were doing earlier.
Next, with a line...
Tokyo and Osaka are separated.
Let's show the difference between Tokyo and Osaka.
For example...
Oh, it's better if you write it in hiragana.
Should I write it there?
Right?
There's a saying like that.
This is...
If an Osaka person says it...
If a Tokyo person says it...
Hamachan!
Oh, it goes up.
In Osaka...
Hamachan!
It goes up.
In France...
Hamachan!
With this kind of line...
Right?
I made you listen to a little bit of ad-lib,
But it's still heavy, isn't it?
Is that so?
Yes.
Anyway, that's it for the story for now.
Yes.
In order to somehow liven up this place with a free talk...
That's right.
Let's do our best.
Yes.
Even if it's a tough one, let's grab it.
Why don't you laugh?
They're Japanese people, aren't they?
That's right!
They're not Japanese from anywhere!
It's impossible for someone who doesn't know the language!
"There are no foreigners, right?" "No, there aren't."
Then it's all right.
Anyway, we're going to play on the line today!
Thank you very much!
"Ten minutes." "Oh, there were ten minutes!"
Thank you very much!
Today was so much fun, but...
Why are some people so uncooperative?
Some people...
Yes, that's right.
Today...
You know...
"The guests of "Shotai" and "Hagaki Kainranboshi"..."
aren't completely mixed up.
"Oh, is that so?" "I'm sure of it."
"This guest wants to go see "Hagaki Kainranboshi", doesn't he?"
Yes!
And this guest...
doesn't really want to go see it.
He just wants to get caught up in it.
There's no helping it.
It can't be helped.
Well, today...
I think you had a lot of fun.
My health wasn't very good today, either.
There's no point in saying that.
"No, it's true." "Why is your health bad?"
My body is really dull today.
I was playing baseball.
Yes, yes, yes.
When we met in our dreams as a team...
"It's been a while since I moved my body." "Yes, yes, yes."
My body is a little dull today.
"I was a little too excited yesterday." "What do you mean 'too excited'?"
"I haven't played baseball for a long time." "Not at all!"
"I stopped playing it after I broke my shoulder in college." "What grade are you in?"
I'm in high school.
"So, you know, you know..." "Yes, yes."
"You worked hard." "But you know, it feels good!"
"I used to work at a Western-style baseball stadium." "Yes, yes, yes."
"It was a beautiful place." "Yes, yes."
"So, you know, I sometimes came to Japan." "Yes, yes."
"But you know, I'm pretty good at baseball." "Yes, yes."
"I was listening to the draft meeting on the bus." "Yes, yes."
My heart was pounding.
I know. Someone like you...
No, I'm sure someone from the Western-style baseball team must have seen it somewhere.
The draft meeting was just getting started.
"But I'm sure someone from the Western-style baseball team must have seen it somewhere." "Seen it?!"
No, I'm really excited.
I probably wouldn't have thought I'd be first,
but after all that talking, I'd say I'd be fifth.
Where are you from?
Who told you you were from Shibuya?
I've loved studying and playing sports since I was a student.
I'm...
Oh, that's funny!
I'm a Japanese man of Juso.
When you were studying, your high school was a mess!
W-what?
During class, your teacher would clean up your cigarette butts between desks!
That's pretty cool, isn't it?
Yeah...
It's rare for a teacher to throw away a cigarette butt like that...
Yeah...
With that head of his!
And with his mother's small butt.
But you had a high IQ!
Really.
I was amazing.
What are you talking about?
I could study better than you,
but I don't know the fractions either.
Well, now you mention it...
I was so surprised I couldn't say anything.
I don't even know 2/3 plus 1/2 fractions.
Hey, about that...
Yesterday...
You played baseball, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You're watching TV, aren't you?
Yeah, but I'm a Chinese professor!
No, wait! I haven't let you go yet!
1/3 plus 1/2 fractions. Do it first and then go next!
Well, about baseball...
Hey, can you bring me a whiteboard?
Can you bring me a whiteboard?
Even if you know the fractions,
it doesn't do you any good for society!
What are you talking about?
It's more useful for society if you know the kanji!
Yeah, that's useful too!
Fractions are important, aren't they?
Even if you...
That's because you know...
What?
That kind of woman!
"You know..." "What?"
You studied in a comedy show and you don't think it's funny?
No, I don't think it's funny, but if I can do it, I'll do it again.
I'm a military officer, so I can do it again if I feel like it.
"Right?" "That's what you do."
"Two-thirds plus..." "Right?"
One-half. Is this what you did in elementary school?
There are only people like me who can't do it.
You can't do it to anyone like me.
I don't know. If you pull me up like that and try it, you might not be able to do it.
Yeah, try it, try it.
"Right?" "Seriously, this is..."
"Right?" "This is..." "Yeah?"
I can't do it.
"What?" "I can't do it."
"What?" "This is..." "Yeah?"
I can't do it.
"This is different. This is..." "I can't do it."
Two-thirds plus...
You know, when I was a mother, I used to drop my tea...
"In front of the door..." "Masatoshi!"
You know, when I was a mother, I used to drop my tea...
"In front of the door..." "Masatoshi!"
"Sorry." "Do it." "This is..." "What do you call this?"
Two-thirds.
So, in the case of two-thirds, what do you call this?
Two-thirds.
Yes, two-thirds.
This is called two-thirds.
What is this?
This is called two-thirds.
Yes, yes.
Right?
This is two-thirds.
What about the ear-sized two?
Two-thirds.
Right?
This and this, right?
Yes.
Put them together.
Why does this have anything to do with this?
Right?
This one, right?
Put them together.
Right, right.
I'll say it, too.
You'll blur it out, won't you?
If you say so, I'll say it next.
Shut up!
Now you know it!
Oh, he hasn't said it yet.
Just admit it!
Even Osara was quite embarrassed.
This time, I'll say it.
Oh, my.
The elementary school students watching this must have had courage.
Really.
What do you call this?
Huh?
What do you call this?
Kasuga's Tsubone.
That's it!
That's it, right?
What do you call this?
What is it?
I know a lot of difficult kanjis.
What do you call this?
Beauty's Tsubone.
Why is it 'tsubone'?
It's not like that!
It's not like that, 'tsubone'!
Huh?
You don't know it, do you?
Huh?
Yes?
Tsutsumotase.
Tsutsumotase!
Correct!
Tsutsumotase.
See?
See, you write what I say and what everyone says.
Yes, yes, I do.
Of course I do.
Sava!
That's what you say all the time! Do you write 'sava'?
Sava-kun, please sign it!
Sava-kun, you're dirty.
Sava, please sign it.
I just got picked up from the beach.
Where are you, on the fish side?
I was about to write it.
I was about to write it, but he said he'd sign it, so I did.
Ah, I see.
Tell me anything. Kanji. I can't write anything.
Huh?
Katsuo.
Katsuo!
Katsuo.
Don't make fun of me, Sanae-san's 'katsuo'.
Katsuo?
Yeah.
What is it?
What's with all this stuff?
Even though it's not...
I don't know what 'katsuo' is!
- You can't do it! - You can't do it!
- Well, let's go with 'hagaki'. - I like 'hagaki' too.
- Let's go with this one. - Well, we've received a lot of 'hagaki' as well, so we'd like to introduce them.
There's also 'pick up' earlier.
Well, which one should we go with? Ah, let's go with this one.
I finally found a picture of you and Hamachan in Harajuku, and I finally found it!
- You found it? - Yes.
This picture is from quite a long time ago, and Hamachan's hair was a little long and he didn't know much about sets.
Machan's mustache is growing out and one of his lower teeth is missing.
- What are you two doing? - "And you two look like you're having a hard time."
When was this picture taken?
- Of course we're having a hard time. - Oh, you are?
I've never lost one of my teeth.
This tooth is a little buried in the middle, so depending on how you take it, it may look like that sometimes.
- You can only see the lower teeth, can't you? - Yes.
- Even if you do it normally, you can only see this part. - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
- Is it buried in the middle or what? - This tooth is a little buried in the middle.
Why can't you see the upper tooth?
Why can't you see it?!
If you look at it like that, you can't see it.
- What do you mean? - Hey!
- What? - If you talk normally, you can see the lower teeth, can't you?
- Why can't you see it?! - Because...
- Try saying "ah"! - "Ah"!
"Ah"! Even if you say "ah", you can only see the lower teeth.
Hey! Is this how you talk so you can see it?!
- What are you going to do? - Talk so you can see it!
Oh, that's right! That's right! Everyone, don't worry!
In that case, my fans will disappear!
- If you talk so you can see it, what will you do? - No, really...
No, really...
That's what I said from the beginning!
I've said it many times!
Let's go with that until today ends!
I'm quiet, but this place is big, you know?
Let's do it like an idiot.
You know, I usually don't talk in front of you.
So, let's play with this tooth and play with this line.
What's wrong with you?
Anyway, let's call it a day.
Let's go home.
It's not very effective.
It's not very effective, really.
Ah!
Ucchan Nanchan's fan?
Maybe.
Or, B?
She's laughing, but her voice doesn't come out properly.
It's embarrassing.
Yes, yes. Gentleman's laughter.
It's like pulling something.
Who do you like? Say it!
Who?
Look, she's saying it like this.
Who?
Who do you like?
Ah, Hana-chan! Ah, you like me!
What's wrong with you?
You're a proper customer, aren't you?
I'll properly stop the button.
Ah, I see.
Hmm...
I wonder what it is.
Eh? No, it's a person, isn't it?
How can you say it like that?
Well, is that all?
Yes, yes.
Let's say goodbye here for today.
Yes.
Let's go to various places again.
But we did it in the past, didn't we? We haven't finished talking yet.
There was a time in the past...
Everyone, this is over. I don't want to drink anymore.
Eh?
It's over.
There was a time in the past...
In the middle of the month...
I was sleeping soundly...
No one laughed at me...
When I finally thought of laughing...
I called the champion and kicked him.
The young champion.
That's why some people want to go home as soon as possible.
But you...
This program starts at 1.40.
Our program is 30 minutes long.
Oh, we have only 2 minutes left.
We don't even have one commercial today.
Right?
That's right.
We have to hurry up.
That's right.
See you tomorrow.
What's wrong with you?
That's fine.
I don't think so.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow!
That's all for today.
See you next week.
Goodbye!
Hello!
What?
It's over.
We're sitting in front of the audience.
Yes, yes.
We're sitting in front of the second chair.
Looking at us from this chair, we're laughing like crazy.
Because of our posture.
Also, before we went on stage today, we were tired from filming.
I see, that's the most...
Lengthy filming.
Yes, yes.
A long stroking.
In the cold.
For a long time.
How do you say it? Like a self-destructing missile.
We're recruiting.
People who want to come and see us.
We're accepting organizations.
Like I said before, companies.
I think there are many people who work hard in their daily lives.
We came to Ryo.
And we worked hard today as well.
There won't be a next week.
I'll say it clearly.
There won't be a next week.
We won't be able to do anything.
As soon as we get a title, we'll start talking about it.
I see.
I'm fine now.
I already told Saito-chan.
Saito-chan, you like it outside, don't you?
I see.
I'll say it.
Let's film Nozawa and Hyouzo and Yukitan.
And with that, we'll end today's show.
Thank you very much.
Goodbye!