AISubs v3.4
- Hey, Tanaka-kun! - Yes?
- Are you going out again today? - Yes, I am.
- Do you know where we are? - What is it?
- Here is... - Look at this!
- Here is a place like this... - This is not good, is it?
- Why don't Japanese people have this kind of public morals? - That's right.
- I'll tell you. - Today, we're going to the hall.
- You're doing it, aren't you?! - Hey, don't push me!
- Here is Mitaka. - Yes, it's Mitaka.
- You know, there are quite a lot of famous people... - Oh, really?
- Yes, they're alive... I mean, they're dead. - They're alive?
- You know, like the grave of Dazai Osamu. - Oh, I know about that.
- This man here, Tabao Josui, committed suicide in this area. - Oh, I see.
- This is Moriougai. - Yes, it's Moriougai.
- Moriougai is a man who looks like he's about to collapse, isn't he? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Ah, yes, yes.
- There are three people who died in a car accident.
- Yes, yes.
- If we were to run out of the car and get pulled over,
- wouldn't there be four of us here?
- Yes, there would be four of us here.
- I like going far away and places I've never been to.
- But it's fine now!
- Well, you're saying that, but...
- If you're saying you're walking with your hands up,
- I couldn't accept that.
- But it's fine now!
- It's not that cold anymore!
- Today, we're at this beautiful...
- Musashi's...
- entertainment theater...
- and we're asking people's opinions about "Downtown's Kids' Times".
- That's right.
- Well, then...
- We'll stop here.
- Boo!
- Well, then...
- Boo!
- That's enough!
Today... Today...
Yes.
We'll do a skit, won't we?
Yes, yes, yes. We said it last week.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, we will.
We can't say it now, can we?
No, we can't.
Yes.
What kind of skit?
Well...
Let's use our bodies.
We don't use our bodies much in this program.
We only use our mouths.
So let's use our bodies and do it.
Hey, where are you going?
Where are you going?
Come out, you weaklings.
Something's noisy, isn't it?
No.
What is it?
Today is the final round of the tennis tournament.
That's right.
Let's do our best.
Look.
We've done this many times before.
That's right.
This year's tournament was especially tough.
That's right.
If you think about it, it was a tough battle.
In the first round, it was obonko-kobonko, wasn't it?
That's right.
We were defeated by that attack.
Even though it didn't make any sense, we stepped forward.
That's right, that's right.
We were defeated by that.
And then...
Um...
Um... What is it?
Um... Um... What is it?
We were defeated by that attack.
We were also defeated by that rubber attack.
That's right.
But today is the final round.
That's right.
We can't lose!
Who is our opponent today?
Today is...
Ucchanko Nanchanko.
They are...
They are... They are the most annoying people.
We can't lose to such dirty people.
We'll beat you!
I understand.
Hey, you.
Your face is scary.
Are you alright?
What?
I'm scared of you.
But they are poor too.
They can't win against us.
Yes, your serve is the best in this tournament.
Yes.
Something is noisy.
I can't concentrate.
Do your best.
Alright, I'll do it.
Serve from the other side!
Yes!
Serve from the other side!
I haven't decided yet!
Idiot!
What are you doing?
You're hiding something from me, aren't you?
What are you talking about? It's decided now, isn't it?
Indeed, it's decided.
But you're hiding something from me!
What are you talking about?
If you think my movements are dull...
On that day...
Stop it, you, in a place like this.
You too, aren't you?
At times like this, I told you to apply a lot of bloodstain paint!
You too, didn't you drop something during a match?
Rubber and rubber, isn't it?
Damn it! I can't lose!
Next is the other side of the serve.
Hurry up!
Don't let your guard down!
It's our serve!
Ah, it's our serve!
It's my serve!
That's right! I haven't done it like this for a long time!
Do your best!
Take it seriously!
Yes!
Let's go!
What are you doing?
Your serve is a backhand chop serve!
Backhand chop serve?
It's your serve!
I'll do my best!
Let's go!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
Do your best!
You too, take it seriously!
Yes!
Let's go!
What are you doing?!
Next is my serve, right?
That's right.
Do it with confidence!
I got it.
Let's go!
Depending on the situation, on a day like this...
Now, it's your serve at the end! Do your best!
I got it!
Take it seriously!
Yes! Let's go!
I'm angry!
It was a little classic.
Even so, it's funny. Are you okay?
Kirara...
What?
At this rate, we might lose.
Oh my!
What are you saying? I'm fine!
We have no choice but to use that.
That...
Are you talking about that?
That's right!
No! That's too dangerous!
It's okay!
Are you doing it?
I'm doing it!
Crossing serve!
Combination serve!
Let's go!
My weakness is that I don't have a house.
At this rate, we might lose.
We have no choice but to use that!
I got it!
Are you talking about that?
That's right!
No! That's too dangerous!
If we use that, they might die.
It's okay if they die.
No!
We will win!
We will lose.
Let's stop it.
I'm doing it!
If you say you will do it...
Combination serve!
I got it!
Fuga, fuga, fuga, fuga, fuga...
Ki...
If you're good, then you should do it!
It's a receipt for the audience!
Fuga, fuga, fuga, fuga...
It's not "fuga, fuga"!
I told you it's "fuga, fuga"!
OK, cut it out.
You are so rude!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
It's been a long time. I'll do it while thinking of it.
OK, cut it out!
We don't have much time, so let's do it like this.
OK, let's do it like this.
Yesterday, I...
What is it?
I have a very good idea.
Yesterday, I...
I have a radio show in Osaka, so...
You went back, didn't you?
I hurried back, didn't I?
At the Shin-Osaka station,
there was a bad-tempered guy.
A bad-tempered couple followed me.
Were they bad guys?
Bad guys, bad guys.
Not bad guys.
There was another class above them.
They were bad guys, weren't they?
Yes, yes.
They followed me.
At a fun ride, they did this and that.
It was fun.
Hey. Hey.
Don't act like you're nice.
I'm not nice!
You're not nice!
Hey, I'm really bad-looking, aren't I?
No, no, no.
This, this way of acting is bad.
You don't usually act like this!
I don't care!
That's why you say you're not nice!
On TV, you act like you're "out for human"!
What do you mean "out for human"? I've never acted like I'm nice!
Anyway, is there anything else you want to say?
Well, you know...
If you're going to come out like that, I have my own way of coming out, you know?
No, no, you're not nice.
What's with you?!
No, no, look.
When you're in this world...
It's hard, you know.
I can't use my self-confidence.
If I ever get into a fight...
What did you say?!
What do you mean "self-confidence"?
No, no, I'm strong, you know.
Very, very strong.
Right?
Even in high school, I was wearing a bandana.
Where was that?!
I was living a pretty "out for human" life, you know?
"Out for human", you say?!
Are you young to be interested in "out for human"?!
You know...
That's what happened.
That's what happened. It was scary.
But it can't be helped, you know?
I thought it would be okay to hit this guy, you know?
Um...
When I went out in the morning...
Um...
I opened one door...
And there was a corridor and a door at the entrance.
Yes, yes, yes.
And I changed my clothes until morning...
And I opened the first door...
It was scary, and I couldn't get in!
What the hell is this?
The fans were really coming in like this!
Inside the room! Inside the room! Like this!
Yeah! Yeah! Like this!
"What the hell is this?!" I said...
Aaaaaah!
But you know... At that time...
On this show, all of our fans were like that!
What are you doing?! Aaaaaah!
They chased me all the way down...
And I did a headlock...
But in the end... I couldn't say anything...
"What are you doing?!" I said...
I'm not doing anything!
Go to the wall!
No! No! No!
I was even more angry...
When you told me to close the door!
You're the one at fault!
I'm at fault, but...
When I woke up in the morning...
I was lying down like this...
Are you looking at me?!
What the hell?!
I'm a fan!
This is... This is...
This is...
Until now... I've never been so angry...
That I've never said anything...
No, you haven't...
I feel so bad for you!
Even if you do a lot of things...
You do a lot of things!
When you came home...
You put mayonnaise on the door...
What's going on?!
You put mayonnaise on the door?!
Why do you put mayonnaise on the door?!
I tried to make you angry...
I brought a broom and wiped it...
It's clean!
Do something good!
The door is clean!
This won't end...
I wiped the door with mayonnaise...
You don't look like him at all!
No, I don't!
Wait a minute...
Please hold up the poster!
Yeah...
Well, there's a lot this week...
No, really...
It's like a radio show...
There's a lot of posters coming in one week...
I'm really grateful...
Right?
That's what I'm saying...
Shall we introduce them today?
Well...
There's a lot of people like that...
That's right...
I'm wondering if we should include people like that...
What?
I don't know what you're trying to say...
What?
I'm looking at you...
I sometimes look at my partner's face...
Do you want me?
If you want it, don't ask me for it right away.
This person's pen name is Chirimarco.
It's said that you have UFO experiences.
UFO experiences? I don't have any UFO experiences.
I've told you many times that I've seen UFOs.
Do you think everyone will believe in those experiences?
Of course they will.
If you look at it, you can see the disk, right?
You can see the disk...
and if you look at it...
you can see an alien's hair coming out of the window.
A serious alien...
And if you look at it...
you can see an alien's back sticking out of its cradle.
Who would believe in that?
We've talked about this before, haven't we?
Yes.
Many people say that I'm a UFO researcher.
If you have a UFO special, you'll definitely see it, right?
Yes, yes.
That person will do this UFO special...
so please go and hear about it in the studio.
It's such a joke!
I think it's funny for an entertainer like you to say it.
There are many other things...
What about this one?
Should I say this one?
This person is from Saitama Prefecture.
He's called "Absolute Specialist".
Are you a homo?
My friends say that I'm definitely a homo.
Even if you're a homo...
I'll always be a fan of you.
So...
That's right.
Right?
That's right.
Am I a homo?
Well, I'm not sure...
Am I a homo?
What? No way.
No, but I'm not a homo at all, but there are times when I'm embarrassed.
Like what?
For example, when you're in a car, and a man is in the passenger seat, and he sometimes puts his hand on the side brake.
That happens. Like this.
Yeah, and then you stop for a second, and you pull the brake again, and you take it off.
It's a little...
It's a little awkward.
That happens. Yeah, that happens.
But that has nothing to do with being a homo.
I think it's a little embarrassing in my feelings, but what about you?
It's a little awkward, when you touch me like that.
No, it's like, for a moment...
No, no, what's with this hand?
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What's with this hand?
It's like...
It's like my hand is like this.
You go to a bookstore, right? They have books like "sub" there.
Like "barazoku".
Yeah.
And you look at books like this, and you see "barazoku".
That happens, right?
I want to look at it for a moment.
Is this what a homo is like?
But you don't look at it like that, do you?
You bring it all the way here and you look like this?
Yeah.
Look, the "A" part is a little off.
Why?!
You want to buy it, don't you?!
When I went to a disco in Kyoto, there was one.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
What did they say?
Hey, come here.
Why are you so arrogant?!
Hey, come here.
Yeah?
What, what?
Come here for a second, come here for a second.
Yeah?
I'll charge you up to the bathroom.
Yeah.
I'll charge you up to the bathroom.
No, you've said it already!
Usually at that age, it's scary when a man calls you to the bathroom.
You don't know if you'll get whipped or killed.
Hey, come here, come here.
And you go to the bathroom.
Yeah.
And you really take off your belt and go.
It was really scary.
What happened?
Hey, what are you talking about?!
But...
But you can't say it at this stage!
You can't say it at this stage!
I bit the edge of my clothes and ran away.
You're right.
Today, we said goodbye in Osaka.
We said goodbye in Osaka.
That's right.
We don't have much time today.
That's right.
So, what did we do today?
Let's go to Kyoto.
What?
What did we do?
I can't cut it out.
You can't cut it out.
What did we do?
Um...
Ketsukatton.
Ah...
"Ketsukaru," right?
Ketsukaru.
We'll say it together later.
Yeah.
That's not cool.
We're used to saying it, but...
Ketsukaru.
If we say it like this, Osaka people are...
What are you doing, Ketsukatton?
So, if we say it like this...
What?
What are you doing?
What are you doing for me?!
You use it like that, but you're doing it for me?!
You're a good guy!
What?
What are you doing for me?!
What?
I said, what are you doing for me?!
What are you doing for me?!
If you're going to be honest, say it like that.
What are you doing for me?!
What did you do last time for me?!
What are you doing for me?!
"Ketsu..." No, don't bite me!
"Ketsu..." Are you biting me?!
Ketsukaru...
Ketsukaru.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Ketsukaru.
What, what, what?
You've been persistent for a while now.
Ketsukaru.
Oh, you're rebelling.
Ketsukaru.
What else?
What else...
Oh, you mentioned it earlier.
When you're tired.
In Osaka dialect.
What do you say?
When you're tired.
Kyo...
Erai.
Kyo erakatta wa.
Oh, you say it?
Oh, you say it, too?
Which one of you?
Don't you say it?
Who says it?
Oh, you don't say it.
Because the one who said it is a queen!
It's a country woman!
Where are you?
Gifu.
What?
Gifu!
Whoa, that's scary!
That's awful!
But we don't understand each other.
Well, you were great when you were tired and exhausted.
But today's point is...
For example, if this person does this...
It's called 'kusuguttai'.
Like 'kosobai'...
But the order is different.
Oh, 'kosobai'!
It's 'kosobai'.
You're making fun of me!
Come on, say it!
It's 'kosobai'.
Right?
This is today's point.
Today's point is 'kosobai'.
It's 'kosobai'.
Right.
And 'ketsukanne'.
It's 'ketsukanne'.
Right?
It's 'erai'.
Right?
So which one should we go with today?
It's 'kosobai'.
Right?
Right.
What's wrong with you?
Are you ready?
Yeah.
So, what should we do?
The person next to you will 'kosobashite' the person next to you.
And the person next to you will say...
'kocho-kocho-kocho!'
And you'll say, 'Ah, 'kosobai'!
And you'll say, 'Goodbye.'
Which one of you is not cool about that?
We're cool about it!
Right?
Yeah.
Let's say it again.
Yeah.
It's 'kocho-kocho-kocho!', right?
When you say 'yes', you say 'kocho-kocho-kocho!'
'kocho-kocho-kocho!' three times!
'kocho-kocho-kocho!'
And you say, 'Ah, 'kocho-kocho-kocho!'!
Got it?!
'kocho-kocho-kocho!'
Ah, 'kocho-kocho-kocho!'
And you say, 'Goodbye!'
That's it.
Right?
Got it?
Yeah.
Alright, let's do it!
One, two, three...
Yeah!
What's wrong with you?!
But if you say it, we can't decide right away!
What's wrong with you?!
You can't do it, can you?!
Okay! Let's do the last one!
The last one!
The last one! Let's decide right away!
Okay!
Are you ready?!
Okay! Let's do it! One, two...
Oh, it's so good!
It's good!
Okay! Let's do it!
Okay! Let's go home and study!
Okay!
That's it for today!
Well...
Yes?
It's over.
How was it for you, Konto?
Oh, today?
Yeah.
Well...
It was funny, because you didn't shake me.
I was told to shake you.
Well...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah.
Well...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Well...
Yes.
The opening was bad.
It's strange...
What?!
What do you mean? It's already December!
It's strange...
It was cold, wasn't it?
Of course it was cold!
It's strange...
It should have been nice anyway.
That's right.
How about you?
Well...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Well...
Let's meet again next week, Konto.
Yeah!
Well...
Konto...
Next week...
Konto...
It's like a series about researchers.
I see.
I know it's about researchers.
Right.
It's like that.
I hope you'll study.
That's right.
Yeah.
I hope you'll think of a movie.
Which one do you like better?
It's beautiful. I hope it's beautiful, the theater.
Yeah.
I can't say where it is.
It's packed and kids are crying.
It's getting more and more blue.
The tension is getting lower.
It's a life like that.
Yeah.
It's sad.
Yeah.
That's it for today.
See you next week.
Goodbye!
See you next week!