AISubs v3.4
Yes, yes.
Today we're in Ginza.
Oh, is that so?
You're walking, aren't you?
What?
This is Ginza's club district.
Club district, yes.
If you say Osaka, it's Kitashinchi.
I see.
Right?
Yes.
Kitashinchi's club district and Tokyo's Ginza's club district.
What are you doing?
All of a sudden.
Take it!
Thank you very much.
Are you fighting with a kid?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
You shouldn't have said that!
As time goes by, I see a lot of beautiful places.
Oh, it's still a little early.
Are you a girl from my club?
Which one?
This one.
Isn't she a middle-aged woman?
Oh, is that so?
You're too much.
No, I'm not.
What are you doing?
Stop it!
What are you showing me?
Oh, I found it!
It's like this.
This grilled udon has a lot of power and you can pick up a lot of noodles.
Oh, are you at the store now?
The store now?
Yes.
What floor is it?
Fourth floor.
How old are you now?
Nineteen.
Nineteen years old!
What did you do before you started working?
Huh? What? What?
Before that, you were a high school student.
You were a high school student.
Oh, come on!
Don't make me mad.
Don't.
Today, we're going to visit the Ginza downtown barbershop.
Ginza is really nice, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Let's go and say hello.
Yes.
This program is brought to you by Sanraku, Toyosuichan and Oyama International Products.
Your show was on every month!
Oh, was it?
You're a customer who makes me laugh a lot!
No, you're not a good customer.
Well, it's raining outside and I can't lower my eyes.
Shut up!
Talk to me!
Actually, I'm not in good condition today.
Oh, is it a turning point?
That's right. I'm about to rest.
You're going to rest, aren't you?
This evil talk show is getting worse and worse.
It's getting more and more like a talk show.
It's like a talk show.
How many times have you done it today?
Six times!
You're still doing it!
You're amazing!
Don't do it anymore!
Oh, come on!
But it's a little hard for you to do it.
The world is war, so it's hard for you to do it.
Why?
When various stories and strange incidents happen, you say, "Stop it."
It's hard for me to say it.
It's really war these days.
Well, you know, there was a robbery incident a while ago.
Oh, yes, there was.
I'm going to make a video of it, but you still sell it sometimes in Osaka, don't you?
Yes, in a running car.
Shut up, you guys!
I'm sure you have it here, too.
Yes, we do.
But you don't drive it all the time, do you?
No, we don't.
You know, you ride a box or something and pick up a box.
That's right, that's right.
But when you look at it, it's just a plastic bag.
I know you won't say it, but you know, right? A plastic bag.
You take it and go like...
Are you crazy?
You know, you drive a plastic bag like that and everyone takes it and goes like...
Is that so?
No!
You're not driving a car! It's a plastic bag! You don't have a license!
You don't have a license!
You're not supposed to be driving a car like that!
I'm sure there are people who are as nervous as you are.
You're not supposed to be driving a car like that!
What's wrong with you?
You're nervous. If you feel sick all of a sudden, you shouldn't have been driving.
You know, if they're all like this, you can't do anything good for them, can you?
That's right! You know, they walk around like that and see...
That's right, that's right.
They're not in a good way.
Not in a good way. And you know, you know, their parents gave them this precious body.
If you don't say it, you're a loser.
He's not in a good place.
And you know, you don't have brains, so you should say it like your wife.
Well, I'm already...
What do you do when you break up? You say, "Yoshiko, life".
Yoshiko, life!
Keiko, life!
There's a guy in the Sakhalin family who says that cicadas live for a week.
It has nothing to do with it!
Cicadas live for a week.
Yoshiko lives for a week.
Keiko lives for a week.
Cicadas live for a week.
Even if you don't say it, I know it.
You're so old-fashioned.
You're blue-faced!
There's a guy walking around here.
What do you call it in Osaka?
Yankee.
He's walking around like this.
He's wearing a woman's clothes.
He's walking like this.
It's boring!
Do you know Tsubaha?
Do you know why they do that?
They tell their friends to walk on the road.
They don't know if they'll get lost.
If you get lost, you'll see that sign.
You can't go home on a rainy day.
It doesn't matter if it rains or not, you're always up there delivering.
I've seen you sitting down.
At a convenience store?
In front of a store that's open 24 hours a day, I've seen you sitting down.
Are you a beast?
I won't get off like this.
I'm not sitting, I'm walking.
Idiot!
I'm not sitting, I'm walking.
Even if you tell me to walk, I won't.
I won't get off like this.
I'm tired of walking home like this.
It's 8 o'clock in the afternoon.
Time doesn't matter to you, does it?
You did it too, didn't you?
You're so stupid.
It's a bad thing to do.
You're wearing a gold can.
Oh, it's dangerous.
Even then, I didn't know what you were saying.
It's a bad thing.
Recently, the most common incident is kidnapping.
It's a bad thing.
I'll take you out for a walk.
Later, I'll call you.
I won't get off like this.
That's the worst thing.
Hello?
I won't get off like this.
What's wrong with you?
You're too straightforward.
You should've thought about what you said first.
I won't get off like this.
Hello?
You have a second-year elementary school student, don't you?
I do.
I have a sixth-year elementary school student.
I don't have a sixth-year elementary school student.
I don't care how old you are.
You're dirty.
What are you saying?
How old am I?
It's none of your business.
You should've said that first.
I'm taking care of your son.
What?
I'm taking care of him.
What?
Don't be surprised.
You're taking care of him.
What are you talking about?
He's a fun guy, so I won't say I'll take him.
Right? I'll give him to you. You're my neighbor.
You want him, don't you?
Hello?
Anna, bring me my allowance.
Your allowance?
My second month's salary.
Don't say my name!
I'll take care of you.
Huh?
Don't say my name!
Hello?
Yes?
Are you Czechoslovakian?
You're talking without thinking.
It's too far! Are you coming to Czechoslovakia?
Take a break from home, you Czechoslovakian!
Hello?
Yes?
Do you know media doctor?
Yes, I do.
He's going to Czechoslovakia with me.
Is that so?
Bring him to me.
Yes, I know.
I'll tell you the price.
Yes.
Five million.
Five million?
Is it expensive?
No, it's five million.
Is it impossible?
I'm not good at bargaining.
No, it's five million!
Then no.
If you say the price, I'll take you there.
The price doesn't matter.
If you don't have it, I'll do something about it.
No!
Take it!
What do you want me to do?
Take it and tell me!
I'll pull you out of jail, too, Konami!
You're the closest yakuzas I know.
Take anything you want.
Be nice and say it.
Hey, Mojimoji.
Yes?
Don't say anything stupid. Bring me five million yen!
Five million yen, right?
Five million yen.
Hey, you!
Yes?
You have to cover up for the people around you.
Yes!
Bring it to me like you said.
Okay.
Listen carefully.
Yes?
Put five million yen in the green bag, write "yellow bag" on white paper, and leave it while saying "red bag"
and I'll leave it in the black bag.
I don't want to know!
So write it!
Why do I have to write it?
Isn't blue bag enough?
Huh?
Bring it to me in blue bag.
Bring it to me in blue bag!
What?
It's exactly like you said!
Bring it to me in blue bag.
Okay.
Don't be late.
If you're late, I'll go first.
Where are you going?!
I'm going to get drunk.
You want me to get drunk on my second drink?!
That's right.
It's too much!
I know.
Hello?
Yes?
You have to come.
I'll go.
You have to come.
Yes, I'll go.
Hey, I'm sorry. Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Yes?
What?
Hello?
Yes?
Listen and you won't be surprised.
What?
Your mother told you not to call her for a long time.
Yes.
It's hot.
Mr. Camera.
It's hot.
She is Mike.
I am Mike.
Mike.
Absolutely.
My name is Yanago.
The weather is bad again.
It's because of you.
What?
You are not in good condition.
I am about to collapse.
I don't know if you will be angry at me because it is Japanese TV, but you won the championship.
Yes.
You are amazing.
Why are you so desperate because you won the championship?
It's my song.
I am not interested in baseball.
Why am I so desperate? I am happy.
Well...
You are happy.
I thought you were very funny.
Well...
You want to cheer for your favorite player.
Yes.
You want to cheer for your favorite player.
Well...
All of you are...
What?
You are annoying.
I'm just saying. I'm serious.
Paris League is the only league with six teams.
I know.
It's only six teams.
It's only natural for six people to win once in six days.
What's that?
That's the power of each team.
When you were in elementary school, you wore a midday hat.
I like hats.
Why is it midday?
I don't really approve of that.
I don't know.
Even if you get hit by a pitcher or a ref, you can't help it.
It's only midday.
If you rest for three days, you'll be fine.
I'm sorry for disturbing you again today.
I haven't decided on an assistant yet.
She's also one of the staff.
Thank you very much.
I said it six times today.
I'm not going to say any more jokes.
There are many kinds of jokes.
What should we do?
What?
What should we do?
That's enough.
You're not going to say any more jokes?
I want to do something different.
But you want to see some manzai, don't you?
Maybe I'll stop.
Can I call you by your name?
Sure.
I'm 16 years old.
I have something to say.
What is it?
I want to do it with you.
Is that so?
My body is hot.
It's very intense and my body and heart will be eaten up.
I want to do a lot of things.
I want to see you in person.
You have a wide audience.
You have a lot of fans.
It's strange for me to have a lot of fans.
I'll leave it up to you.
My fans are very decent and nice people.
Don't mess with me!
I'm serious.
Your fans...
How can you say such a thing?
Your fans are really eye-catching.
This is a true story, but I was driving in Osaka.
When I stopped at a traffic light for a moment, I screamed "Fu! Mu! Chu!"
At that moment you were wearing colors, weren't you?
In that world you were wearing a car and screaming "Fu! Mu! Chu!"
I heard it and stopped.
I said "Fu! Mu! Chu!" from over there.
It's funny. The fans in Hamada are funny.
When I heard "Where's Hamada-chan?" I said "I killed her."
"Really? You're kidding!" I said.
"I'm not lying!" I said.
"You're kidding!" I said.
"Where is she now?" I said.
Since now, I won't go pick her up.
She's in a trunk.
She's inside a trunk.
She's really inside a trunk!
That's not true!
That's ridiculous!
"Really?!" I said.
That's funny.
Your fans are funny too.
An old woman in her thirties,
always with her nose outstretched,
I'm sorry!
And a letter from that old woman's daughter.
Mom, I'm always sorry.
That's funny!
I'm sorry!
With her nose outstretched,
I'm sorry!
It's true.
What?
It's true.
Everyone was scared of that old woman!
They'd kill you!
Well, you know,
becoming a Downtown fan is kind of weird.
Right?
It's funny, isn't it?
It is.
But my fans are really polite.
They are.
What?
It's true.
When we were doing "Nichome Theater" for a long time,
there was a metal shutter like thing.
Right.
And you had to slide sideways.
You had to open it wide.
Right.
And I was about to go out,
and I thought of something.
And from this metal shutter,
I'm sorry!
Look, look!
I'm a fan, so I won't do it!
But still, I'm sorry!
Don't show me! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
You're doing what you like!
Why are you so calm?
I'm sorry!
Can you see me?
I'm sorry!
I hate it when you say 'I'm sorry!'
You know,
I thought my fans were really great.
They'd do like this, and everyone would push me.
So it's easier to slide.
And you'd go like this.
I'm sorry!
But still, I'm sorry!
And you'd go like this.
They were great fans.
But you can't say goodbye to them.
What are you saying?
Not everyone can say that.
Most people think I'm your fan because they don't know you.
If I knew everything about you, I wouldn't be your fan.
Because you're all mine.
Bad point?
This is not a bad point!
No, really.
What a shame!
No, I really don't have a bad point.
You don't have a bad point, you're already like that!
You're the first one who thinks like that!
Usually, when I'm working, all my colleagues, whether it's early in the morning or late in the evening, they all say...
No matter how hard it is, they all say...
What's wrong with you?
You're wearing glasses.
How many years have you been a warrior?
Here you go, Machan.
What kind of person is that?
That's not it.
That's a Japanese person!
Well, you know, it's early in the morning, low blood pressure, you know?
You usually say that, but when all the staff and everyone is there, you become that smelly, smelly soldier!
If you put up with it like that, you'll get a stomachache!
So your day isn't a normal day, you know?
This is something we can't think of together.
You're a really smelly soldier!
If you're a girl, you should cry!
You say that all the time.
You're a really smelly soldier!
I've never seen you like that before, so you're making me laugh!
Just stab me in the shoulder!
If you quit being a soldier, you'll quit being a bad mouth, right?
I'm not a bad mouth!
You're a bad mouth! Can't you hear me?
If all Osaka people think like that, Osaka people will get angry!
Of course!
What did you say? That you're a bad mouth?
Are you stupid?
If you stab me in the shoulder like this...
If you're scared of this, you'll be like this!
Everyone will gather here!
My face parts will gather in the middle!
If you do like this, you'll gather like this!
When everyone gets angry, you'll be like this!
Are you stupid?!
Even with that face, you should go out!
You're weird!
Are you stupid?!
Are you stupid or not stupid?
You know what I mean, right?
Lastly, I also did it as a soldier.
Osaka dialect lesson.
Dengana.
What does it mean in Tokyo dialect?
This dengana.
What is dengana?
De... desu... gana.
That's not gana!
That's not 'desu' or 'yan'.
It's difficult.
It's not 'something'?
What?
It's not 'something'!
This is not 'something'!
Then this is 'dengana'!
This is not 'hagaki'!
This is 'hagaki' and 'dengana'!
It's not.
What?
It's not.
"Not it's not" means "not really?"
Well, what about 'not at all'?
That's me.
To think you can fly from here to there.
That's unpossible in everyday talk.
To think you can fly from here to there.
Oh, so you've been 'not at all' ever since you started talking.
Yes, yes, yes.
I was the one who called you, you idiot!
You idiot!
Yes, yes, yes.
Huh?
I was the one who called you, you idiot!
Yes, yes, yes.
You made a mistake.
You idiot and you idiot!
Huh?
You made a mistake.
Yes, yes.
Huh?
Then...
Ah!
You're young, but you're in trouble!
Then...
Then I said...
Ah!
You idiot!
No!
You're definitely not!
Well...
It's over.
Yes.
It's over.
You said you'd apologize next week.
No, I didn't.
Well...
You know...
What?
I mean...
I'm an idiot, so I don't remember.
Idiot!
Are you going to do the same thing?
No, no, no.
You're not!
Well...
Well, I'll do it one more time.
How much will you edit it?
You've talked a lot.
Well...
Yes!
After the story is over, you talk about 25 times.
That's right.
Yes.
Why does my throat hurt so much, but I can't talk?
I could hear another person saying, "Stop it!"
But for some reason, I couldn't stop it.
And today...
By chance...
Yes.
That...
Setsutai's...
Ah!
Younger brother came out later.
Yes.
And...
On his way back from a meeting...
Yes.
He gave me a gift.
Yes.
In this way...
We also have visitors from celebrities.
That's right.
We also give special seats.
But you...
If you...
If you sit in front of me like that...
It's not easy for me to do it.
You can't do it with your eyes closed!
For someone so big...
That's right.
Yes.
We also have more assistants.
Yes.
Eh...
With the wind...
With the sashing...
Yes.
They're coming out from here and there.
From here and there...
They're coming out from here and there!
This is an important time.
The last...
But...
Huh?
But...
Yes?
Even if it's an ending movie...
It's not strange, right?
Yes.
Even if it's an ending manga...
It's not strange, right?
Of course it's not strange!
This...
This way of using it...
It can be used in either way.
It's strange, isn't it?
Yes.