AISubs v3.4
It's really cold today!
It's my first time visiting Shinjuku today.
Look at this! It's a normal bookstore, but it's selling like crazy!
It's true!
That person who was in there is also...
No, no, no!
That person over there!
Oh, I see.
What is it?
It's not the last one, but the story of the 15th month.
Mr. Camera man, my hands are shaking.
It's amazing!
Well...
It's my first time here, but...
What is this?
Doesn't it look like a sea bream?
Look!
It looks like a sea bream!
There's always a shop like this, but...
Mr. Camera man, it's amazing!
Look over there!
What is it?
Boys' Massage Plaza.
Oh, I see!
If you listen to what I said earlier...
It's a men's version of Sopranos.
There are pictures of men and women together.
Yes, yes!
And you can...
Choose there.
Hey, Masato-kun, I brought it for you today.
Here you go, Nesore-san.
Thank you very much.
Go and get it painted six times.
But I was most surprised by the bookstore just now!
Just now... just now...
There was something like this!
Really?
It's definitely crazy right now!
We've left the creepy, scary area of Vipland Theater.
Vipland Theater!
It's here!
It's today's venue.
Ooyama International Products!
I'm surprised you suddenly came out!
There's usually a one question, you know!
Your face is weird today.
You purposely opened the curtains!
It's rare.
Yeah, it's rare.
Let's do our best for the 30 minutes.
Is it your fourth time today?
Yes, we're going to do our best for this comedy show.
There's no better show in the world, right?
There's no show.
There's no comedy show.
There's a lot of dark news lately.
There are only bad things.
There's a funny incident that made me laugh.
You idiot!
It's not funny!
He held it in and talked for the rest of the time while bleeding!
That's right.
That's scary!
I want that kind of power.
That's true.
There aren't many funny programs on TV lately.
The one I don't like in anime is "Sazae-san".
That's stupid.
That's the one you like the most in Japan.
But there's only one pattern in movies.
I think "Katsuo" and "Hanasawa-san" will be done by next week.
That's stupid!
I can't watch it anymore.
You were able to do it like a kid!
You were good at pulling off such dirty tricks!
If only "Nakajima" was more popular...
That would have been tough.
"Nakajima" is popular with all of you.
You only play baseball every day.
You can't cut out all the manga you've read.
Is that so?
There's a lot of them.
Like "Youkai Ningen Bemu" we used to watch as kids.
That was funny!
All three of you came out!
"Bemu", "Bera", "Bero".
Yes, yes.
Whether they're family or not, you go on trips.
"Youkai Ningen"...
They get angry at "Bero" for messing with him.
He's the most childish of them all.
Yes, yes.
He and his local kids became friends.
They're so friendly!
They became friends.
And then when an incident happened "Bero" transformed in front of his friends.
"Youkai Ningen"...
When he turned into a monster, his head became like a butt.
And then his shape became like a "Nikka Pokka".
And then he went "******"
And she goes wild.
And she goes back to her kid again.
And she gets really scared.
And her kid comes and...
And she goes wild.
And she gets sick.
And she goes back to her kid and says...
I'm sorry, I lied to you.
I'm not human.
I can tell by looking at you!
You've always been a scumbag!
You know Bella? She's even more of a scumbag!
Bella's scumbag?
She's got a muumuu on her!
She's a little body-con.
She's got red hair and black eyes.
She's got a lot of exposure.
And she's always got a whip in her wrist.
She's a bad person.
Bella's habit.
Bella's whip hurts! Anyone's whip hurts!
Did I do it?!
Is your whip special?
You're kidding me, right?
The one I hated was "Superman Barom-Man."
Takeshi and Kentaro...
Barom-cross!
They become one!
Don't you know "Superman Barom-Man"?
I don't know!
He wears tights like this and is so chubby!
That made me really mad.
There's a lot of bad guys, right?
Yeah.
There's Kukubigeruger and Nogeruger.
Yagogeruger.
There's a lot of them.
Even if everyone else gets exterminated, it can't be helped.
The one I hated the most was Kukubigeruger.
I hated the title when Kukubigeruger came out.
Demon Kukubigeruger peeks out of the window.
I don't care about that!
I don't care about being kicked by Barom-Man every day.
I'm just peeking out.
The song "Superman Barom-Man."
That's what's funny.
You even say songs?
Songs are funny, too.
There are a lot of songs in the world,
but songs without lyrics are rare.
Superman Barom-Man.
That's not true!
On a ma-ha-rod, pro-ro-ro, pro-ro-ro, pro-ro-ro- ro!
Isn't that the engine sound of a barom-man car called ma-ha-rod?
Pro-ro-ro-ro!
That's still fine.
I'll blow you away, gyun-gyun-gyun!
That's what's funny.
You're running so fast!
Gyun-gyun-gyun!
Demon Kukubigeruger peeks out of the window!
What's going on?
"I'll beat you up!" "Zubabababam!"
"That was my fault." "You've lost." "I know."
"But back in the day, you used to have fun being fooled like that, didn't you?" "Well..."
"When you think about it, when you were a kid..." "Kids are stupid, you know?" "Yeah..."
"Stupid, you know? You don't know anything about it!" "Yeah, yeah."
"You know, you asked your parents a lot of things you didn't know about them, didn't you?" "Yeah, a lot of things."
When you were little, most people thought, 'How can a baby be born?'
"Well, it can't be helped." "Don't ask your parents about it."
"It doesn't matter if you ask that old man." "Well, you know, parents are parents."
"Well, you know, you can't ruin a kid's dream." "Yeah, yeah."
"So listen up." "Even though you say that?"
"From the northern sky, a cockroach bird flew in..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
"The old man and the cockroach..." "Stop lying!"
"It's true!" "The old man and the cockroach..."
"It was late at night." "Do you think it was late at night?" "What?"
The old man and the cockroach in your place had a meal and went into a love hotel.
"Even though I say that?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
And when it was over, the old man in your place, in front of the sunroof, was combing his hair and thinking,
"When will we see each other again?" The cockroach said.
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What are you doing?
I'm sick of it.
What are you doing?
What's this?
Take it off.
I said, take it off!
You're funny.
What is it?
Take it off!
Why do you have to take it off?
Because you look like you're going to do it.
Take it off!
Director, I'm going to play baseball.
No! What are you doing?
You're still like this.
No, I'm not.
Persuade me!
What?
Persuade me!
What's wrong, Enzo?
Take it off!
Then you can say it in my dad's pajamas.
I'm telling you to take it off!
Why do I have to come with you and wear my dad's pajamas?
Take it off!
I'm telling you to take it off!
Persuade me!
Tell me!
Take it off!
Hey!
What are you talking about?
Take it off!
You idiot!
Director!
What are you talking about?
What?
Look at that!
What's that?
That's...
That's what I've been working hard for for the past three years,
whether it's rain or wind.
That's my precious glove.
If you take it off, I'll take it off, too.
That's not the problem!
Wait!
I don't care if you take it off or not!
I'm telling you to stop it!
This is meat!
Stop it properly!
I know.
There are many ways of stopping it.
What are you talking about?
What are you going to do about it?
There are painful and sad things!
In such a case, take off your shoes!
Here...
Take off your shoes!
No, I don't want to...
Take off your shoes!
No, I don't...
Take off your shoes!
No, I don't want to...
I don't want to play baseball, so...
Take off your shoes!
No, I...
Take off your shoes!
You're overdoing it!
What do you mean "overdoing it"?
Take off your shoes!
Take them off!
You're telling me to take them off, so...
What's going to happen if I take them off and then you tell me to take them off?
Huh?
All right, you're done for...
What are you talking about?!
If you say it like that, everyone will say it!
Everyone will say it?!
You're a good-for-nothing!
There's a way of persuading people if you watch it on TV!
It's like a youth drama!
Ah!
Yes!
Amada!
What are you talking about?!
What do you mean "yes"?
Look at that sun!
That's right!
You're telling me to do that?!
You're telling me to do that?! Look at that sun! That's right!
You're telling me to do that?! Huh? What?
Hey, say it louder!
You're telling me to do that?! Yes!
Look at that sun! Yes!
Look at it more closely! Yes!
If you mix it up, you'll be in trouble.
Ah, my head hurts.
It's been a while since we did this.
Yeah, it's been a while.
How long have you been doing it? About ten minutes?
You haven't done it for ten minutes?
No, um...
Before we went to the baseball game...
Just before, I'd already been doing it for five minutes.
Wow, what's up with you?
What's up with you?!
I wasn't listening at all, but you scared me!
Hey, are you going to be eaten by the staff?!
No, you tell me.
Hey, we didn't know about that!
He suddenly came out of nowhere!
It's the staff's doing, isn't it?
They say it's on TV...
Ah!
It doesn't make any sense!
What's up with you...
No, it did rain last week.
The assistant came out of nowhere, and you showed up!
You tricked me!
I've been sitting with my make-up artist all this time...
Oh, really?
My make-up artist!
My exotic-looking make-up artist!
Let's go with this one.
This person is amazing!
He's from Matsudo.
Kamizawa Misako-san.
She's twenty-three years old.
Do you remember her?
Please include about three people!
What does that mean? It doesn't mean anything bad...
I'm embarrassed...
Please include about three people!
I like you, Hamada-chan!
That "what the hell is that?"
What does "what the hell is that?" mean?
It means "what the hell is that?!"
It's good, isn't it? And your dim eyes and cute lower lips!
I love you!
Let's play together next time!
I'm sorry...
I also think that Hamada-chan's harsh comment...
What do you think about it?
I'd like you to soften it up a little more...
The other day, when we were competing against each other...
Satomi Kotaro-san said...
What the hell is that?!
Satomi Kotaro-san said...
What the hell is that?!
That's not it...
It's not?
I'm getting excited next to you...
Why?!
Come on, stop it!
It's like...
It's like you still have your amateur spirit left in you...
Oh, me?
I want you to look at me like a professional!
When Kazama Morio-san came walking from over there...
He looked at me like...
There must be a reason for the Super Cup!
That's right!
Shall I tell you why?
Stop it, will you?
When Satomi Gotaro was competing in a show, he didn't make it to the finals.
One of the other show's cast members made it to the finals.
I said, "Who will win?" "Me!"
"800 Night Bird Dream Diary"? "Me!"
But three times in a row, Kou-chan was wrong.
Am I wrong? Am I over there?
He was pushed back.
It's fine if you push me back, but...
When Kou-chan was reading a question, he was just staring at you like that.
From side to side...
Ever since you were reading a question, you haven't put your hand on the button!
Shut up!
That's right, Kou-chan. Don't be scared.
Bang! I was in such a hurry!
I didn't know what to say, so I had to press it, and when I pressed it...
I don't know.
I was like...
What's wrong with you?!
That's too bad...
I'd like you to play it again.
I'll ask you to play it again later.
I'm begging you.
Is that so?
Yes!
I was just saying...
You know, the love scene...
You used to do it.
You used to do it a lot.
You used to hit amateurs' heads, right?
You're amazing, really.
You used to hit those amateurs so hard.
It's not like I wanted to do it, you know?
I don't know why I said it, so I just said it.
It seems like you don't say it much, you know?
To amateurs.
"Bang!" you say it.
I don't say it.
You don't say it, do you?
He goes to a lot of shows in Osaka.
He's amazing.
He got mad at me on a show in Osaka.
I know.
I wanted to do it for Matsumoto on my way back,
but Matsumoto looked like he was going to break it.
I was so nervous, so I said it behind his back.
"Bitcha!" and he kicked me in the neck.
You're amateurs, right?
You're amateurs even if you're not me.
Bitcha!
Bang!
"Bang!" and he kicked me in the back.
I said "bitcha!" and kicked him in the back.
I fell and hit his head.
Behind his back.
You can't do that.
You're a big mouth.
Wait a minute.
I'm serious.
There are a lot of people who get mad even if they're walking.
So you get mad when you come to a show, right?
You get mad.
You get mad and you do it, but you don't have a choice.
Next time, don't get mad at me at the airport.
Isn't there a place where you can buy sandwiches at the airport?
Before you come.
Mineste...
Minestrone.
You're old-fashioned.
Mineste...
Toro.
Mineste... Toro?
There's some kind of hot soup.
And I...
I want to eat it.
But I don't know why.
And I...
I try to eat it with hot soup.
And an old man comes in and says, "Hey, give me a sandwich!"
And it hits me.
And the mineste... toro...
hits me in the hand.
It's hot!
That's... that's what you should be angry about!
It's hot!
And all over the airport...
Osaka is hot!
It's hot!
It's like...
the melted onion of mineste...
is here!
See, it's hot!
It's hot, half of it!
And then, after all the trouble of making minestrone...
Italians' feelings...
What are you talking about?!
This is...
Right?!
That alone surprised me.
There are a lot of places like that in Harata.
Right?!
There are a lot of places like that.
There aren't many places like that in Tokyo, though.
No! When I came to Tokyo...
I was so mad!
Oh, really?
On the train...
You know, there were a lot of places like that!
It was crowded!
Yeah.
So... I got off at this station...
The police got out of the station early, right?
Yeah.
And then, there were a lot of people!
Yeah.
And then, one of them hit me!
And then, I was like...
Who the hell are you?!
And then, he looked at me like...
You know...
That's right! You are...
This guy is really bad!
You know, in the past...
I remember! I remember!
I remember! In the past...
You know...
When we debuted...
You don't have to say it until it melts!
When we debuted in Osaka, we were riding in a car!
You know...
When we started appearing on TV little by little...
You know...
There were about a hundred of us, if you noticed or not...
You know...
We were riding in a green car...
When we stopped at a traffic light...
There was a kind-looking guy like a salaryman...
He looked at me like...
And laughed like this!
In other words...
He looked me in the eye like...
Oh, it's downtown...
And then he looked at me like...
And laughed like this!
This guy...
Who the hell do you think you are?!
Oh, oh, oh!
See, he's hiding!
Look, really. Let's not do that.
Let's get warmer like Kin-chan.
Eh? What are we going to do if you're angry about that?
I see!
The other day, I was angry too, in Osaka...
I said, "Hey, make the city faster."
Why, are you fooled?
That's really annoying!
Yeah, that's one thing.
But if you don't put up with it, you can't help it.
Today I have something I want to tell you all.
What is it?
Actually, I don't really want to say it on TV.
I don't really want to say it, but...
I released a record.
I see.
You idiot!
It's my first single, but I released a CD with five songs before.
Yes, you did.
And in October...
Shut up!
If you ask me "Do you have it?" and I say "No, it's sold out."
You say "Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my..."
What?
Don't you have anything you want to say?
- Well... - Yes.
- It's over. - It's over.
- Well, you know... - Yes.
- As you said before... - Yes.
- I'd like to hear stories like this. - Yes, yes.
- I think we can ask questions. - That's right.
- Yes. - Yes.
- It's only the first episode. - Yes.
- Stories like this... - It seems like this happened, but it became a classic.
- That's good, too. - Yes.
- Finally... - A girl appeared today.
- She did. I was surprised. - She's amazing.
- It really became a classic. - It became a classic.
- Yes. - Yes.
- We haven't talked about age restrictions lately. - Yes, we haven't.
- What age should we set? - How old should we set it?
- Yes. - What should we do?
- Well, this show is live, so... - Yes.
- Well... - We can do our best.
- I don't think we can do that.
- Well, it's October... - How old are you?
- What's your strike zone?
- What do you mean, "strike zone"?
- I'm an assistant of the band.
- My strike zone is about 15.
- I see. - It's not a big deal.
- Well, you're over 18. - Over 18.
- How old are you? - I'm 18.
- How old are you? - You weren't that old.
- How old are you? - I don't know much about age restrictions.
- You don't know if you're going to die or not.
- You're an assistant of the band.
- Let's say you're 18. - That's fine.
- Let's say you're 30. - I'm 30.
- You've been in a lot of movies. - I'm an assistant of the band.
- From 18... - 30.
- That's a big range.
- From 18 to 30. - You call me "grandma" in movies.
- From 18 to 30. - Yes.
- It's gone up a little, but it's still in the 40s.
- From 40s to 50s.
- We'll be back next week.
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