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Good afternoon. Good evening.
Today we're at Azabu Shopping Street.
There are quite a lot of foreigners here.
There are quite a lot of them.
I'm good at English.
Let's try talking to them.
Good afternoon! No, that's not it.
I'm good at English, so let's go with English.
That won't do.
That won't do at all.
I think I'm pretty good for a show host.
Can you talk to me a little more?
Hot.
How about a rice cracker?
Tanuki?
Oh, they're grilling over here.
I see.
Oh, this is Otoyan.
This is Otoyan, Mr. Cameraman.
That person.
Is this person already dead?
No, he's still alive.
Asaka Yui is next to you, isn't she?
Asaka Yui is dead.
Oh, I see.
Oh, in the drama "Thousand Lives"...
That's right.
Shido was killed.
I see.
Oh, I see.
What are you two talking about?
Otakus.
We're Otakus.
We're B-21.
We're taking a little break today.
Shingai is on vacation right now.
So I'm going to show you around.
Okay.
Wow, each one of them is going to break.
This is bad.
What are you doing?
Mr. Cameraman, shouldn't you stop it?
It's shaking.
Oh, it's shaking.
It's turning red.
The container is here.
Okay.
Shall we take a look at the venue?
Okay, let's do our best today as well.
I wonder what kind of stage it is.
Is it still down there?
If you take me all the way down there and carry bags with you...
Are there any staff like that?
Go back!
It's still down there!
Is this okay?
This is scary.
I'm going to go down there and surprise my acquaintance with a stage.
Stage?
Container!
So this is today's stage.
No, but this is...
It's gotten a little brighter, hasn't it?
I'm happy.
It's the first time you've brought up this topic in this show.
It's never happened before.
Today, we'll start with the container.
We'll start with the container.
We'll show you how it's used and how it looks.
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Good evening, everyone.
Today, we will study...
...the words...
..."a".
Let's study about "a".
Well, "a" can mean many things.
We don't know anything about "a".
Let me introduce...
...the professor who studies "a".
Here he is.
Professor Uehara Yoyogi, professor of "a" research.
Nice to meet you.
I'm pleased to present you with the results of my research.
Nice to meet you.
Professor Masashime, please read "a" when you remember it.
a
Next, professor.
"a" when you are thinking and someone stops you.
Professor...
Oh, you were already doing it!
Next, professor.
"a" when you say "I see, I see".
Thank you very much.
Professor...
It's strange. Isn't it strange? "a" when you say "I see, I see".
Isn't it strange? It's correct! "a" when you say "I see, I see".
"a" when you say "I see, I see".
Next, professor.
"a" when you fall from a high place.
Professor, you fell from a high place and you hit your tongue hard.
You fell from a high place.
You didn't fall. You fell!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Next, professor.
"b" when you saw something.
Everyone, listen carefully.
"b" when you saw something.
Thank you.
Sensei!
I'm sorry, but it's already time.
Oh!
That's also included, isn't it?
I'd like you to say this next line.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Please.
Thank you.
Ah!
I forgot about my schedule.
Good evening, everyone.
Today...
I will think about "b".
Let's think about it together.
Now, let me introduce you.
"b" researcher...
Akasaka Mitsuke-sensei, please!
Now, Sensei!
Let's show everyone...
your research results!
First of all...
"b" when you remember it.
b
Sensei!
I'm sorry, but...
it's already time.
"b" researcher...
Akasaka Mitsuke-sensei, please!
"b" researcher...
Akasaka Mitsuke-sensei, please!
Good evening, everyone.
No, you can stay calm for a moment.
Today...
I will think about "b".
Let's think about it together.
Now, let me introduce you.
"b" researcher...
Akasaka Mitsuke-sensei, please!
Today...
I'd like to show you...
Akasaka Mitsuke-sensei's research results!
First of all...
The first thing that comes to mind is...
Philippines!
Oh, Philippines!
Sensei!
It's already time!
Philippines!
I'm sorry!
Well, everyone on TV...
Next week...
"b" researcher...
Tama Praza-sensei will be here!
Thank you for today! Goodbye!
Thank you very much!
It didn't mean anything to change...
I shouldn't have spoken like this...
Well, you know...
Today...
Somehow...
I feel like my face is getting worse...
It's strange...
Why?
Somehow...
I feel like I'm stupid...
Even if you're stupid...
Look at me!
You think you're stupid, don't you?
What are you talking about?
Philippines!
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry!
Really...
Because in my head...
There's another me...
When I was doing that story...
I said "Philippines researcher"...
When I thought of "Philippines"...
When I was told that...
Another me...
Impossible! Impossible!
It's not me, it's not me
When I say it like that, it makes you laugh.
Who says it's not me?
Today's story was a little short.
That's right.
But you allowed us to do "Arkane" with your story.
It's been a while.
Yes, really.
Today's audience is a little less than usual.
Yes, isn't that fine?
You always say that kind of thing.
This program is not feminine at all.
That's right.
Right?
For example, even with a microphone...
That's right, that's right.
You know, like this...
It's fine for a girl to speak out loud like this, isn't it?
Like this...
Right?
So, for example hiring an assistant...
An assistant...
This is good...
Right!?
Let's hire an assistant!
Like those who haven't gone home at all...
These are good ideas.
She can go abroad anytime.
She can!
Walking around glasses-free...
You're saying those things because you're playing this with me...
An assistant!
It's good for girls, too...
He's got a big rubber band on him, and he's late for work like this!
I'll go get the microphone.
I'm getting a letter.
Right?
Yeah.
That's impressive.
It is.
It's late at night like this.
Um, Nonaka Ariko-san?
Ikuko-san.
Ikuko-san?
She's nineteen years old.
Are you two on bad terms with B-21 Special?
She asked me that, too.
Do you like either Ucchan-nanchan or B-21 Special?
I hate both of them, you know.
They're both working together, aren't they?
They're both doing something similar and new with B-21.
That's right.
From seven o'clock, right?
From seven or eight o'clock.
For an hour.
Golden Time's national network, right?
It's a Japanese old story.
And so is Quiz Derby.
They're strong, you know.
There's no way we can win.
When I looked at your letter earlier, you said you wanted four people.
You want two people, don't you?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
You're just saying that on your own, aren't you?
It says, "I definitely want to go!"
On the warning sign.
I definitely want to go! Four people, please!
If it's impossible, two people.
What's with you?!
Cut it out!
I lost my temper for a moment.
If I wrote it like this, people would say it's not good.
If it's impossible, two people.
It was funny.
When I watched the news program "Mira", it said "shin" and "gaki tsukai" only.
"Gaki tsukai"?! What kind of program is that?!
You're so arrogant!
Let's do it ahead of schedule.
Let's do it! Let's do it!
They're doing "fanta" like this.
"Fanta"?!
No "fanta" in the news program!
It's definitely bad.
It's "gaki tsukai".
People don't watch it.
They say "let's shorten the program" and "what did you watch?"
If it's a long program.
Let's make it easier for people to say.
"Downtown" is rough.
"Downtown" is the worst!
Where do you watch "downtown"?!
"Gaki tsukai" is rough!
In radio and live, "downtown" is full of jokes and harsh comments.
But I don't think you can see their funniness on TV.
Since you're doing a program in the middle of the night, I hope you'll say something that will make you laugh.
You like "subu"?!
It's only the beginning!
This kind of statement...
In fact, it's late at night, so you're allowed to say a little.
How late should I say it?
Hmm...
If I were you, I'd say "kintama" (gold ball)
"Kintama"...
From now on, when you talk, you should say "kintama" (gold ball)
How about "kintama" (gold ball)
Like Hana no Oenran's "misuzu" (missed call)
I don't know!
I don't know what you're saying!
Have you gotten used to Tokyo yet?
I don't think I should get used to it, but...
After all, this distance between Tokyo and Osaka is really painful.
Why is that?
When you come from Osaka to Tokyo, there are only two ways, right?
By Shinkansen or by plane.
That's right.
I don't like either of them.
I don't know what's going on...
What are you saying?
I don't like planes...
Which one is better? Which one is better?
Airplane or Shinkansen?
Well, but Shinkansen is better.
That's right.
Yeah, it's easier.
Airplanes are no good anymore.
Shinkansen is fine, but...
If the person next to you or behind you is a crazy person, it will take three hours.
There are annoying people.
Monkey family!
Monkey family...
The other day...
There is a stupid family.
Two people lined up like this...
And next to them is a seat for a man and a woman...
A husband and a wife...
And I think the husband's mother-in-law is an old woman...
An old woman and a kid...
Two people...
And the kid...
The kid...
When you think about it...
That's right, that's right...
What is that?
I've been thinking about it for a long time...
For three hours...
For that time...
Me and Matsumoto...
Pretending like it's a joke...
We've been thinking about it for a long time...
But we can't think of anything!
That stupid old woman!
I don't think we should say it.
Ouch!
You know...
You have a bad feeling about it, don't you?
Why?
Why did you get on a Shinkansen?
I got on a Shinkansen...
I have a grandmother I love...
I have a father and a mother...
I even have an ice cream stand in front of me!
I'm so angry with them!
It was amazing! Really!
I couldn't say anything...
My parents didn't say anything...
And my grandmother was like...
Don't bother me, just be quiet!
And she was like this in front of me!
I was like this...
Maybe it's because of my hair...
Be quiet, you!
Maybe it's because of my face...
Be quiet, you!
I'm telling you...
On a Friday, everyone gets on a Shinkansen too much.
Yes, yes...
In the past, you couldn't get on a Shinkansen because it was green.
Now you can finally get on one.
Oh, no! Here it comes!
Oh, no! I'm going to eat it!
You got on a Shinkansen and...
Oh, I got on it in Tokyo for 3 hours...
And it was stuck in my throat for a long time...
And when I got to Osaka...
It got bigger!
I don't know what you're talking about!
It got bigger!
My voice is hoarse!
What should I eat?
"Ice cream?" "Eel?"
Oh, you're nice!
What kind of life do you want to live?
You look like an idiot when you hit me.
Okano looks like an idiot.
But you know...
Airplanes are scary too.
No matter how scary it is...
It's better to be safe than on an airplane.
You're scary.
Why? I just shook it a little and you said "huh?"
Because as soon as I got in, I decided to fall.
I thought it was impossible.
So when I get in, I say "have a good trip."
But in my stomach I say "go back to that world."
It's heavy, heavy, heavy.
My family is still riding.
Mom, I want to eat the candy you gave me earlier.
My mother says "take it and eat it later."
In my stomach I say "will I make it?"
Why do you think like that when you're laughing?
You know, you ride a truck on the Shinkansen.
You know, there are two trucks.
But you don't ride in front of them.
Why?
If you ride in front of them, you can't see the pilot's face.
Oh, there used to be Yasui-san.
He got in the truck and the pilot yawned.
He got in the cockpit and acted.
Don't say bad things!
You got in the truck and acted.
Don't say bad things!
You don't know how you feel!
You know, you get in the truck and you can't see the pilot's face.
Why?
You know, you can't feel safe in front of the pilot.
If you're nervous...
If you're nervous, you can't see his face.
You can't say "oh, no!"
You know, you can't feel safe in front of...
Casey Takamine!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
It can't be helped.
It can't be helped if you're used to it.
How about food?
Food?
I say Osaka's food is good and Tokyo's food is not so good.
But I don't feel that way.
Really?
I don't think Osaka's food is that good.
Have you ever been to Tokyo?
What?
Monja.
You scared me.
Monja.
It's like a sword and a cane.
You eat it like this with such a small cane?
You guys! You guys!
This is a little...
That small cane...
Well, you know, it's kind of slimy!
If you like it, it's a little firm, you know.
It's crunchy...
And it's still dry, you know!
S... something...
I don't know what you're trying to say...
You know, like "what"?
"Do you want to eat it"?
Yeah... that's not really it.
You know, my friend lived in northern Senju...
Yeah...
You know, it's in the lower town.
No, no. I have a friend in Tokyo who is northerners.
When did you have a friend who is northerners?
What?
Don't say random things.
Even if I get beaten up, I will never move my face.
But people in Tokyo like nuts.
Do you like nuts?
You like nuts, don't you?
You hate them, don't you?
Some people don't like them, but people in Osaka will never accept nuts.
There is nothing you can't eat.
But I don't think you should eat it because you like it.
I don't think so.
That smell...
The smell of a lot of nuts smells like my dad's feet.
You won't be eaten from now on.
What?
What did you say about my dad's feet?
My dad's feet smell like that when he comes home.
Do you know that?
My dad's feet smell like that.
I'm a northerner, so I know.
It smells like that.
Next week, tell me first.
My dad came home and fell down at the entrance.
Everyone in my family's feet smell like that.
I'm serious.
My pants were torn.
I didn't even let him change his pajamas.
My pants were torn and my dad was stuck.
You're kidding me.
I'm serious.
What is this person saying?
My dad's feet smell like that.
You're kidding me.
I'm serious.
There are a lot of things.
Thank you for listening.
Please say goodbye.
Like I said earlier, if you do this or that, what do you think?
Please give me your opinions.
I'll talk with my assistant.
It's up to you.
If you want to be like them...
You have to add your own face.
I'll say it.
Just your face?
Just your face.
Even though my face is cute...
I can't be this ugly.
Your face is cute, but...
When you look at it in a photo, it's cute...
But when you look at it in real life...
It's big.
That's painful too.
Just your face.
There's a lot of highlights next to your face.
What's wrong with you?
We're looking forward to your comments.
Please send us letters.
Good evening.
It's over.
How was it today?
Huh?
How was it today?
What do you mean?
I thought it would be interesting to interact with various people before high school.
That's right.
However, if there are no people all of a sudden, it will be a mess.
I want to walk in a place where there are no people all of a sudden.
It depends on the place.
That's right.
That's why we do it in various places.
In that sense, we can meet various people in various places.
That's right.
There is such a point, so I think it's good.
Yes.
When I came here today, there was a car.
Yes.
What is it like?
Isn't it good?
If it's like that.
Yes, it's better than that.
Yes.
Osaka's failure will never happen again.
Yes.
It's been a month of manzai and you dig up a piece of paper tape.
There was a man, wasn't there?
There was only one man in the middle.
It's funny to say that only that person knew.
Even if only men know, it's quite interesting in that sense.
I want to go there next week.
I want to go there.
I've heard about the place, but I've never been there before.
Yes.
I'm talking about men and women now, but I don't think it's private.
You don't like it?
No.
So you won't forget your mask next week?
If I go suddenly, my neck will hurt.
Then you have to wear it.
But I'm already pretty worn out.
You don't need a mask?
I don't need it.
You don't need it.
Then I don't need it either.
How was it at first?
At first it wasn't like that, but...
It's a bit serious.
It's not serious.
There are various opinions.
So please look forward to it.
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