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Bye!
Good evening.
Yes, good evening.
Today, Asakusa came out.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's amazing.
Now, customers are coming out of the ticket office.
Discount is one thousand and hundred yen.
Yes, various people.
If you say, "It's three thousand and one hundred yen discount, isn't it expensive?"
It's usually one thousand and eight hundred yen.
It's gone up, isn't it?
It's gone up.
Look at it, it's amazing people coming out.
For us, it's a little...
This "Candy Boys" is our master, isn't it?
Oh, that's where it came out.
This person was Christian.
I was surprised.
I was with this person.
I was hit in the head.
The name of this person is "Bontaname".
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
It's in North Carolina.
Yes, yes, yes.
If it's not the current rain, it's no good.
No, no, no.
And this is Asakusa's France.
It's famous, isn't it?
Yes.
Like Pakistan and Kinchan.
I see.
Here...
What do you call it?
Yes.
There was a time when they were training.
Yes.
"Miss Baby".
Right?
"Miss Natasha".
Right? She's Japanese, isn't she?
Today...
We're doing it in an amazing place.
Amazing...
Oh, a little angry old man has come.
Let's talk with this angry old man.
Good evening.
Father, where are you going?
I'm going to a bar.
Oh, a bar.
I'm going to drink a lot of beer.
I'm going.
Three people.
Three people, that's a lot of people.
We...
Father, we are local people.
What are you talking about?
We are from Osaka.
You're saying it wrong.
It's not like that.
It's fun.
A place like this...
Even in Osaka...
There's no place like this.
Right, father?
I'm scared.
I want to go for a ride, but I'm angry.
Well, it's here, isn't it?
Here.
It's here.
Right?
It's here.
Well, for now, it's here...
It's here, isn't it?
We'll go for a ride.
Let's do it.
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Ladies and Gentlemen!
Well, you know, I don't want to say anything about costumes because I'm not going or coming, but I don't like this place at all!
Well, that's true.
Well, it's the second time today, so I'm sure you'll think about costumes from now on.
But we're still going to do it in an amazing place.
It's amazing. There aren't many places like this in Osaka, are there?
No, there aren't.
It's the second time today, but last time it was a little younger.
It's kind of noisy in here!
There are about four of us here.
It's like a science fiction movie theater.
It hasn't come out yet, though.
Well, that's true.
Well, you know, it's only the second time today, so I don't think you've seen our manzai before.
I'm sure you have!
But you know, I've been thinking about making it "downtown" recently.
The name?
Well, I don't think "downtown" is very cool, but I thought it was still good.
It was a little different, wasn't it? "downtown" and its name.
We didn't have a director, so we had an executive from our company, Yoshimoto, name it for us.
And it was a great name.
Yutage
When we debuted, it was even more popular.
And it was even darker.
And we were doing dark manzai.
And the executive called us and said, "If you're going to call it dark and bright just by its name, let's call it "teruoharuohu"."
And we were like, "Yeah, sure!"
And when we heard that name, we were like, "Teruoh and Haruo!"
Well, Teruoh and Haruo fit in with today's atmosphere, but...
Yeah, they do fit in here.
They do fit in here.
Not at all.
Yeah, but...
You're picky.
No, I'm not picky.
No, you're not.
You know, there's been a lot of talk about the refugee problem on TV lately.
Yeah, we've been talking about it a lot.
It's been like that for a long time.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, with this song, "Love Saves the Earth" on TV for 24 hours.
Yeah, yeah.
But, you know, we've always been talking about how we should help the refugees in Africa.
Yeah, yeah.
But I think we should all think about another way of doing things.
That's the best way.
What?
If you're like me and you're like that, you know, you might have some coins in your pocket and you're taking them somewhere.
Yeah, yeah.
But you know, you don't have anything to eat or anything to wear.
Yeah, yeah.
So just give them something.
You know, there are things you shouldn't do at first for children like them.
But you know, you don't have anything to eat, so you give them something to eat.
They want more than food and blankets, don't they?
Kuroyanagi and Tetsuko go and ask for blankets, don't they?
What they want more than food and blankets is to see the flies on their faces.
It's disgusting, isn't it?
I don't know about their faces, but I wonder if they are angry.
The flies are flying diagonally.
It's disgusting, isn't it?
But it can't be helped.
What can't be helped?
They don't have food and they don't have energy.
They are all skinny.
Yes, yes.
They have a lot of ribs.
They are all skinny and I wonder if they are deceived.
You idiot! You saw it with your own eyes!
They don't have food and they don't have energy.
You see a lot of babies.
They have a lot of energy.
They do a lot of things.
That's different energy.
What do you mean?
You do a lot of things even if you are tired.
You should admit it.
That's right.
Their "no reaction".
What's that?
What's that to those people in Africa?
"No reaction".
They do a lot of things even if they are tired.
That's hard.
What?
They do a lot of things even if they are tired.
Even if they turn off the camera, they say "thank you".
Even if they eat, they say "thank you".
That's because they don't have energy.
They don't have energy here, either.
They do anything at night.
They don't deceive people like that.
What?
You know, people say "rich Japan".
I think Japan is richer than Europe.
Even if we appear in TV programs, we spend a lot of money.
Even if we appear in quiz programs.
Yes, quiz programs cost a lot of money.
Of course, we spend a lot of money.
But we are going to do a quiz today.
A quiz.
No.
What?
You did it last week, too.
What?
You did it last week, too.
You did it all of a sudden.
Yes.
It's your second time.
Yes.
You can't do it.
It's your second quiz.
It's been a week.
We don't do the same jokes.
It's famous in the comedy world.
Where is it?
Where is it famous in the comedy world?
It's been a week.
Are you in it?
I'm in it.
I've grown up since then.
What?
It's different from that quiz.
A different quiz?
Yes, a different quiz.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Please do your best.
Are you in it?
No, I'm not in it.
I don't know why you don't know it.
I know it.
You know it, don't you?
I know what it is and how it is.
Please.
I don't know it.
Then, Mr. Hamada.
Mr. Hamada from Amagasaki.
Yes.
Please do your best today.
Thank you.
Your daughter is coming today.
Oh, yes.
Which way is she coming?
Dad, you can do it!
I'll do my best!
Dad, you can do it!
Yes, yes.
Where do you work?
Momoya.
I think it's easy to understand.
It was a little dull, wasn't it?
Please do your best, Mr. Hamada.
Mr. Hamada, you can do it!
Right?
Do you want to go there?
Right?
What did you say?
Do you want to go there?
Right?
I'll do my best.
It's a far answer.
What is it?
It's normal.
Do you want to go to America?
Do you want to go there?
Where is "there"?
No, this quiz is for you to go where you want to go.
It's normal.
It's decided by luck.
This time it's America.
This time it's Switzerland.
Right?
If it's Switzerland, do you want to go to Switzerland?
You said you wanted to go there.
Where is it?
Do you want to go there?
Today, it's a corner over there.
Do you want to go there?
Right?
Please do your best, Hamada-san.
Do you want to go there?
You can't say you don't want to go there yet.
That past looks pleasant!
How are you doing?
As you can see.
As you can see?
No way!
Now, let's go on to the first question.
Please do your best.
Today's first question is very easy.
upside-down word quiz!
This is the upside-down word quiz.
If you answer with the upside-down words, you will get the answer as it is.
It is very easy.
Yes, it is.
Let's practice it.
For example, how high is the upside of this word?
- Low. - Low. - That's right. - Far.
- Close. - Close.
This question is Hamada-san's!
What's with you, Hamada-san, coming from the first shot?!
- What's with you? - Is that so?
- It's the same for me and Hamada-san. - Thank you.
- Then, Sakata-kun. - Yes. - First question. - Yes.
- Let's go with the question! - Yes.
Janran!
Tani! Hayato!
Wait!
Wait! What's wrong with you?!
What's with that backwards word?!
I know "high" and "low" and "close" and "far" but what's up with "tani hayato"?!
Why don't you say "tani hayato" backwards?!
Now that you mention it, what's "tani hayato" backwards?!
- "Tani hayato"! - "Marin blue" quiz!
Hey, wait up! What's with that "marin blue" quiz?!
- What? - "Marin blue" quiz.
Hey, listen to me! What's "tani hayato" backwards?!
"Marin blue" can come later, so what's "tani hayato" backwards?!
Father, listen to me!
Listen to me.
Just say it!
- "Tani hayato" backwards, what is it? - "Marin blue" quiz.
- I know it! - Say it again.
- I asked 100 people for the quiz! - Just say it!
- What is it? - I asked 100 people for the quiz!
- That's right. - What's "marin blue" anyway?
It's "marin blue" quiz's... you know...
- Huh?! - Just wait up for now, Hamada-san.
- Hamada-san, you know... - "For now"?
- I asked 100 people for the quiz, you know, right? - I know.
We asked 100 people for the quiz, too.
- And we got the most correct answers! - That's the correct answer.
- You said it earlier, too. - Yes.
- I hope you'll do your best. - I'll do my best.
- So, today's quiz is... - Yes.
In Shibuya...
- 100 people are listening to "Walkman" loud and clear... - What's wrong with you?!
- I said it loud and clear! - Just say it!
What's wrong with you?!
Hamada-san, you have to listen to the questions until the end.
- I asked 100 people for the quiz, but... - 100 people?!
They didn't answer me, so I took off my headphones and asked them again.
I have to listen to the questions until the end.
- Dad, you have to listen to the questions! - Just say it!
- I hope you'll do your best. - Just say it!
- Do you want to go there?! - Yes, I do.
- Just say it! - I feel like I'm being welcomed there.
- You're amazing. - I'll say it.
100 people heard me talk and took off their headphones.
I asked them one more question.
100 people took off their headphones and asked me questions.
How's it going with you recently?
Kachikachikachikachikachikachikachikachikachikach a...
Are you joking?!
Mr. Hamada, come now...
Mr. Hamada!
Why are you talking about "how's it going" when we just met you?!
Mr. Hamada...
What is "how's it going"?!
Mr. Hamada! Your hands are shaking!
Stay away from me!
You are a bad man, and you're a bad person!
What do you mean by "recently"?
What do you say when you say "recently"?
What? Wait...
Dad, don't forget!
Don't forget!
Shut up!
You speak clearly!
Dad, I speak clearly!
You!
What do you mean by "recently"?
Say it! Say the answer, you girls!
"Recently", "100 people decided"...
BLUE SKY QUIZ!
What's with that blue sky quiz!?
It's blue sky quiz time.
Good luck.
You have a lot of blue sky quizzes.
Thank you.
Hamada-san, do you know "santa quiz"?
Yes.
You know it, don't you?
Out of the three, you only have one answer.
This blue sky quiz...
Twenty!
That's what it is.
Good luck.
It's even more difficult!
Thinking about it like this, the question is very simple.
Because...
Dad, don't say it!
Let's say the question first!
What is it?
Today's question...
It's very simple.
Instead of making fun of it, you might get angry about it.
The question is...
What is the name of the current Prime Minister of Japan?
Is that okay?
It's already in your head, isn't it? That person's name.
It's already in your head, isn't it!?
It's already in my head, of course.
No, wait a minute.
The staff thought of twenty questions, so you have to cut it out for me.
As soon as you cut it out...
Ding dong!
It's yours, Mr. Amada.
You don't have to rush.
Ah, of course. You know it, don't you?
I know it!
I'm sorry.
Could it be...
It's "ka", isn't it?
Isn't it enough?
Mr. Amada!
Let's do it.
I'd like to do my best.
It's twenty questions, so...
As soon as you cut it out...
Cut it out.
I got it.
Let's do it.
Yamashita...
Kato...
Kubo...
Hagino...
Um...
Nishio...
John...
It can't be wrong.
Takeda...
Kaifu...
It's yours, Mr. Amada!
It's already in your head, isn't it!?
Yes.
Come on!
Say it!
Kaifu...
Mr. Amada, could you say it in numbers?
Say it first!
I said it first!
I said it first, Kaifu!
Otherwise...
I'll gradually forget it!
If you don't remember it...
"Blue Sky Quiz" won't work.
It's impossible!
Why don't you answer with your number first?
Why do you have to say my name so many times?
Mr. Amada, you have to say it with your number!
Do you understand?
"Spring Summer Quiz"!
What is this?
"Spring Summer Quiz"!
This is the last quiz of the day.
Do your best.
I don't know your name.
Do your best.
I'll do my best!
Today's quiz is very easy.
It's the last quiz, so it's very easy.
Do your best.
Mr. Amada, do your best!
Dad, do your best!
I'll do my best!
Do your best!
Today's quiz is very easy.
Here's the quiz!
Ta-dah!
Today, October 10th, what is the weather like in Tokyo?
You...
What is it?
I've been asking you questions, but you haven't given me an answer.
You're supposed to give me an answer when I'm wrong!
Today, you give me an answer.
That question...
I know, Mr. Amada.
Today, I'll give you some time.
You can go outside and look.
That's not the problem!
I'm grateful for that time, but...
The person in front of the TV is making fun of me!
I don't know why I don't know this!
Today, you...
I'm sorry.
I'll do my best.
You don't know?
I know.
The answer is...
rain.
The answer is...
sunny.
The answer is...
cloudy.
Now, let's leave the rest to the editors!
Asakusa
It's my first time in Asakusa since I was born.
How is it?
I don't know.
I think I'll get used to Tokyo from now on.
But it's hard for Tokyo people to accept Osaka people.
Oh, really?
I don't like it.
Why?
You're listening to a story with love.
I'm sorry to say this, but it's usually cold like this.
Is it hot?
It's kind of hot.
I don't like the way girls talk.
Why?
What?
Girls are better than sticky Osaka people.
You know, girls in Tokyo are very sensitive about what people say.
I'm tired and my head hurts.
You're tired and your head hurts?
Say it!
You're tired and your head hurts?
Say it again!
Why?
You're tired and your head hurts?
You're a good biter.
I think Tokyo is good. The drivers are fun.
Is that so?
No, no. Everyone is kinder than Osaka.
They listen to you.
For example, if you say "go to Fuji TV" and they say "what road should we take?"
Osaka doesn't listen to you.
No, but there's one thing I don't like.
For example, if you say "go in the opposite direction" and they say "go in the opposite direction"
If you were in Osaka, you'd go around and come back.
If you say "go in the opposite direction" and they say "go in the opposite direction"
If you were in Osaka, you'd go around and come back.
I think it's better for the drivers of Tokyo to be fun.
They listen to you.
Even if you say it, they don't know which road to take.
They don't know.
They're kind.
They don't say "go through something"
Even if you say "what road should we take?"
They say "leave it to me"
Go as fast as you can
The person who got in last time is really kind.
What kind of accent is that?
Get out of my way!
Is there a way to say it?
You're all the same.
I'm surprised.
That's bad.
Really.
In that sense...
Is there a good thing about Tokyo?
A good thing about Tokyo?
It's still new, so there's nothing good about it.
For example, in Yumenan, they say that the food is different.
I think it's good for girls in Tokyo.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Girls in Tokyo have thin legs.
Don't look down! Don't look down!
In Osaka, it really looks like a leg!
You don't look down!
With those legs of yours, you'd be about eight meters tall!
Hello.
That's funny.
Have you ever kicked a bullet in your past life?
Shut up!
What's that supposed to mean?
It means that you're like a soccer kid.
A soccer kid?
Something like that.
I heard you caught a cold today.
That's right.
I concentrated on my throat.
I'm tired.
I got a shot.
A real shot.
Are you really catching a cold?
You're trying to get everyone's attention, aren't you?
You lied and said you caught a cold.
I'm not a weatherman.
You're trying to get everyone's attention.
When I come to Tokyo, I won't make mistakes like Osaka people do.
He's trying to make me look cute.
I fell for his trap.
Osaka fans still love me.
I won't make that mistake again in Tokyo.
It's been a while since I got a shot.
What?
It's rare for a weatherman to get a shot.
"You shoot him," said the nurse.
There's a similar one in the station, so...
Are you kidding me? With this much injection?
"You're like a diver." "Hey, you!"
"You shoot him." "No, I'm not going to shoot him."
Give it up.
With this much injection, the patient's blood is flowing,
but there's still some air left.
And I'm still pushing it,
but it's still there.
And the nurse is like this, hitting him with a needle,
and saying, 'It's weird,'
and I'm like, 'What if I get shot?'
We don't have much chance of doing manzai in Tokyo,
so we'll try to do as much as we can in this show.
It's a little late, but...
"It's 1:40 pm." "1:40 pm."
We hope you'll watch it.
Anyway, thank you very much for today.
Please come back again.
I hope you enjoyed it.
But how many times do you do it?
What?
This manzai, this family show.
Is it manzai?
I'm already a born manzai performer.
No, but I'm asking you how many times do you do it?
Huh?
How many times do you do it? I'm asking you how many times do you do it?
I'm asking you if you're a manzai performer.
Well, at the moment,
well, 18 times.
Really?!
Here you can see the finished story of 'Downtown'.
And then, at 7 or 8 p.m. on Saturday,
again, 'Downtown' will be on TV.
Well, it costs a lot of money.
This show doesn't cost you any money at all.
Well, it's like the language of people watching TV.
That's right.
Well, you can't do anything about it.
You can't do it like this or like that.
We know you're angry.
We're waiting for your various opinions.
We're releasing an album now.
Are you watching us now?
We're definitely releasing it.
And we'd like to know what you think about it.
Well...
What do you think about it?
I'm asking you if you're a comedian.
What do you think about it?
I'm asking you if you're a comedian.
Well, I'm very curious about it.
Well, 'Downtown' is a manzai performance.
That's right.
We're waiting for you to say something.
It's different from the time when it was lost.
- Yes. - I hope you enjoyed it.
- I hope you enjoyed the drama. - It's about time we say goodbye.
- Yes. - Thank you.
- It was hot, wasn't it? - It was hot, wasn't it?
- Yes. - Yes.
- See you next week. - See you next week.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
- Good night. - Good night.
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