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A few days ago, Mr. Hitoshi Matsumoto tweeted something like this.
A young female talent was told that Mr. Matsumoto's tweets are like old men.
Please look at some of the footage that was used as a trigger for this tweet.
Hitoshi Matsumoto's story about becoming a snack for alcohol.
I'm sorry, but it may not be relevant to viewers, but last week, Mr. Anmika pulled me away.
I'm sure you've been chased a lot, but you can think of it as fun.
I missed it, but it was a good way of calling the police at 24 o'clock.
According to the staff's story, only the word "qvc" was left.
I've been asked to do this show many times, but there's something called "desuiwaku".
I'm going to do it alone.
Mr. Matsumoto, I have Japanese sake here.
Is it dangerous for you to have Japanese sake and pickles here?
Is it dangerous?
I was told that I can drink any kind of alcohol, so it's my favorite.
You can drink a lot, right?
I'm a hitman.
It's time for me to go after this.
Ms. Matsumoto, this is Sakura, who is now a hot topic.
Thank you for having me.
What's so hot about it?
I shaved my eyebrows.
You appeared in the show "Wild".
My eyebrows were thick, but I shaved them.
Why did you stand up?
I was so nervous that I drank six cups of sake.
I came in three hours ago.
Why are you nervous?
You're nervous, aren't you?
Because this is like a battlefield.
A set of boring stories!
But we're not in a position to talk about anything funny.
Even if you suddenly hear it...
If it's not funny, we'll discriminate a lot.
That's right!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Tonight, we'll talk about actors, popular singers, talented actresses, and alcohol!
H.Y. Nakasone has fallen in love with Yoshimura Nobukobu!
- You're single, right? - I'm single.
- Not at all! - What the hell are you doing?
It's obvious that they've been in love in the past!
- Have you ever been in love? - No way!
No matter if you like alcohol or not, everyone wants to drink with you!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you!
- Shall we start? - Yes!
If you're drunk, say anything you like. It doesn't matter if you like it or not.
- Anything is fine with me. - H.Y. Nakasone!
H.Y. Nakasone Izumi sings many great songs around the world.
She's known as "the queen of love songs".
She has a strange feeling about men's feelings of love.
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming to Okinawa!
What do you think of our prejudice against Okinawans?
Do you think Okinawans can drink alcohol?
I don't drink that much.
I don't like cocktails and sweets.
I'm sorry, but I don't think it suits you.
I've been thinking about it for a while, but do you think we have prejudice against Okinawans?
You're different, aren't you?
You're so confident about yourself!
No, it's not like that.
There are many beautiful people watching us.
I'm not confident about myself, so it's hard for me to win.
I've seen many beautiful people, so I don't see many people like me.
I knew it before the show.
It's dangerous like this.
Why?
It's very strict.
What do you mean?
It's noisy in the world now, isn't it?
For example, playing with children.
That's okay. I recognize it myself.
I'm ugly.
You don't mind it, do you?
We call it "ugly strictness".
If you get close to it, you'll get hurt.
I have something to ask you.
Women are very beautiful and men are so-called "me".
I've seen it a lot.
I see. Your boyfriend is ugly.
It's like "men are beautiful".
That's right. It's a common pattern.
I don't see many men who are ugly.
It may be few in proportion.
So, in the world, men look at women by their faces.
This is the ultimate question in izakaya talks.
In the end, do men choose women by their appearance?
For example, Yonekura Ryoko.
Let's say there is a beautiful woman who is recognized by everyone.
She is me.
But she has a great personality.
Which one do you choose?
I'll get hurt.
Are you okay?
I'll say it. I choose Yonekura Ryoko.
Why?
Because she has a good personality.
Isn't it too much self-praise?
From Matsumoto-san's point of view, I don't really...
Then Yonekura and Ryoko are better.
They are better, but...
Speaking of which...
Let's say you can go on a date with each other every day for one month.
And if I tell you to make a schedule...
Well, Nakasono-san, you can make it only for one day.
Nakasono-san...
He said it in advance.
I like it like that.
On the contrary...
I got it.
On the contrary, if you say it like this...
I'll make you do it.
All day long.
But I don't hate Nakasono-san at all.
I don't hate people who come to me all the time.
But on the contrary, if men come to me all the time...
I can take care of them.
What kind of appeal is that?
Is it okay for you to say that?
You don't have anything you can't have, do you?
Well, I think so.
There are many people who are not good at being beautiful.
It's my own prejudice.
It's too easy for you to say you're beautiful.
Yes.
So you like it very much, don't you?
Yes.
Well, I'm sorry.
What is it?
It's dangerous.
No, it's okay.
It's a rock of rock.
It's dangerous.
You're married, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
But I'm divorced.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm not.
I'm single.
Is it recent?
It was last year.
It's recent.
But you're single, aren't you?
Yes, I'm single.
Not at all.
What are you doing?
You're being targeted.
You're weird.
You're talking to Yoshimura.
You're being targeted.
Am I?
You said it yourself, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You said you might be able to do this.
No, I'm not interested in it.
I'm not interested in it.
At the end of the show, you'll be like...
While grabbing this LED.
I feel like men have faces.
Do you?
Of course, men have faces, too.
I had an experience like that.
When my eyebrows were very thick...
Like they were connected.
Yes, like they were connected.
I had my hair down and my eyebrows down so that I couldn't see my eyebrows.
I wore clothes like this and went back to Ebisu Yokocho.
At that time, Ebisu Yokocho was very popular.
I thought men had faces.
I thought it was very simple.
It's important to enter now, isn't it, Sora?
Are you popular now?
I'm very popular.
People say I'm a scary girl.
What do you mean?
Where are you being targeted?
From Ebisu Yokocho?
By the way, what are you talking about?
When choosing a partner for a young man,
which is more important, appearance or personality?
34% said appearance.
When asking the same question to a woman,
it decreased a little and 23% said...
No, both men and women surprisingly chose it correctly,
so I was relieved.
Small face is important.
Small face is important?
Well, I'm afraid of being big.
No, no, no, wait a minute, Goto-san, you just saw me, right?
You just saw me, right?
Even if it's just one time, I have a small face.
No, no, no.
If you lose weight, you'll lose weight,
because you're losing weight right now.
You look like an Indian.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
because you're really small.
If you lose weight, you'll lose weight,
even though you look like an Indian right now.
So you don't have one right now?
I don't have one right now,
because my daughter is still alive, so I don't think about it,
but I might move to Okinawa.
You're really aiming for Okinawa right now, aren't you?
How old is Yoshimura right now?
He's not here right now, he's 40 years old,
40 years old?!
I think this is one of the bad things about being in the entertainment world.
Yoshimura is 40 years old and single.
The reason why he can't date anymore is because he's in the entertainment world, but...
You're 40 years old and single,
and you go out for drinks before COVID-19,
right?
But you look at celebrities every day,
so you look at beautiful girls too much,
right?
But you fall in love with them.
When you go out with your classmates,
and you look at the girls,
although they're beautiful,
but you look at them with the eyes of a celebrity,
so you think, 'Huh?'
So you just drink and have fun,
and things like that happen a lot.
So let's go on an adventure once.
Wait a minute!
That's really, really hot!
I'm going to pull out like two sheets of paper!
Because at my age,
I haven't said this for a long time,
but when I heard about it,
what should I do?
I'm already in my 50s and older,
and I'm already flirting a lot.
That's more of a majority.
Can I spin the bottle?
Yes, yes.
Oh, Yoshimura.
That's good.
I've noticed something recently.
I've found a way to distinguish talents.
For variety shows.
That's unexpected.
You can tell where you are now.
What's that?
It's a variety of things.
Yoshimura does both hosting and flirting.
I've noticed something recently.
I can tell that with the camera I'm holding.
A camera?
Yes.
The best of the best holds the camera like this.
When there are a lot of guests.
The next one is the camera you're holding.
The second one is the camera you're holding.
I see.
When it's the third one, there are no guests.
An unmanned camera?
Yes, an unmanned camera.
When it's the fourth or fifth one, it's like a drive recorder.
You're lucky!
No!
It's not like a drive recorder!
It's like a drive recorder!
It's a voice recorder, right?
It's like a voice recorder.
I know what you mean.
It's like a recorder with thick legs.
It's embarrassing when I enter the studio and see that.
It's like a drive recorder.
The other day, me and Asahi and Nao shot together with that one.
Have you ever done that?
We shot together with that one.
It's like a drive recorder.
What kind of drive recorder is that?
It's a driver's seat and a passenger's seat.
That's right.
Matsumoto-san, you don't have that camera in the studio now, do you?
Of course I do. Matsumoto-san has his own camera.
That's right.
That's how I could tell the difference.
On the other hand, I was wondering if there was a camera that could see music or dramas.
I also have a drone.
You have a drone, but you don't have a small one like that, do you?
It's not a drive recorder, but...
I've never seen you using it in the studio.
When we were shooting in line, we had a drone camera, not a drive recorder.
You had a drone camera, didn't you?
So I was talking like this and I was like, "What's up with you?" and I got angry.
Follow me! Follow me!
That's enough!
What are you doing?
So I was like, "Is that it again?" and that's what Mr. Higashino did in the second recording.
I was like, "Is that it again?" and that's what Mr. Higashino did in the second recording in the second recording
For me, it's not about the camera anymore, it's about getting it on your own phone
When it comes to people like me, it happens a lot
If you say, "Please bring it home," the production company will borrow the digital camera and send you the equipment
That's right, that's right
For me, getting it on my own phone and sending it in a gigabyte file is the most common
It happens a lot
There's also the format of the recording
And also, people ask you to do a lot of surveys, right?
It's a lot of work
For the talent and for me too
Is that still there on Foot?
No, no, it's still there, it's still there at all
We're trying to reach Matsumoto-san and we're like, "sesse, sesse," you know?
We're like, "somehow," you know?
Yeah, like Hamano-san
No, I mean, that misunderstanding is really...
We don't understand it at all
Even in this show, there are people who think I'm calling them, right?
Oh, yes, yes, yes
I... you guys aren't calling me at all
If that's the case...
Get out of here!
What do you think you're doing?
What's wrong with you?
If that's the case, I'm going to call you "football mama"
What's wrong with you?
What do you think you're doing?
What's wrong with you?
Football mama
I want to call you that
What's wrong with you?
If you're an actor, you have a list of names that come up, right?
Of course
But if you're at the set and you don't know which ones are which, and you're like, "oh, there's still this kind of thing in the box,"
what about a lunch box?
If you have one like that, I'd like to ask you
But lunch boxes are all the same, right?
Lunch boxes are all the same, but...
Mr. Kototsugi says that there is something that viewers don't know, whether the actor's rank is higher or lower.
The easiest thing to know is the schedule, right?
The schedule for that day
So-called "first-class" actors don't have a middle term
I see!
They have a schedule centered on that day
If it's late in the day, we don't have it in the morning, we start in the afternoon
And there's the opposite
But we don't have a middle term until we start and finish filming
We start in the morning and finish filming in the morning
And we leave at 5 in the evening
We don't have it at all
So whether we have a middle term or not is one of the elements of the box
I see!
Isn't it something that the agency gives out?
Oh, that...
Give-out!
But there is a give-out from the director, right?
There are a number of give-outs from the main characters of various dramas and works
Who gave you a lot of give-outs?
One of the higher-ups gave me "champion" of "yakiniku restaurant"
The "champion roll"
When he gave it to me, I thought, "That's amazing!"
Hundreds of thousands of yen in total
It's dynamic, right?
An agency of the entertainment world since ancient times
No, it's amazing!
I thought, "Are you kidding me?!"
Mr. Futtobo, who has experienced numerous variety shows
Even now, it's an unforgettable "are you kidding me?!"
In many songs, it's like "kaerema ten"
If you don't hit the "best ten" of the menu of the restaurant until the morning...
I keep eating and I really won't go home. I'll do it seriously.
So I'm going to eat as much as I can.
At that time, a second-ranked professional actor came out.
I ate 200 ohagi in the dressing room.
I can't eat it.
I can't eat it now.
I've seen this ohagi before.
Is this the only ohagi?
I can't eat it now.
I'm going to thank you properly in the morning.
I'll spin it.
It's Totsugi-san.
I've been worried about it for a long time.
"Totsugi-san" is a strange name, isn't it?
This is my late mother's old name.
Actually, it's called "bekki".
"Totsugi" is also called "bekki".
It's a name of an area in Oita.
I've been called "Totsugi" since 2008.
My real name is "Sato".
My real name is "Sato Shigeki".
I don't know which one is which.
It's "Sato", "bekki", and "totsugi".
My real name is "Sato".
I wanted to change my real name to my mother's.
I asked the agency for "bekki".
They said they couldn't read it.
They made me wait for about a year.
"What can you read?" "Totsugi".
"Then I'll go with "totsugi"."
It was like that.
You still have memories of "bekki" even now.
That's right.
"Bekki" is also about "bunshun".
Is it "bekki-san"?
"bekki-san"? I've never cared about it.
As an actor, he is a member of Team NUXX.
Mr. Totsuji Shimeiki.
Since joining the entertainment world, he has been concerned about something related to his name.
You are all entertainers.
Yes.
Don't you have a chance to draw autographs?
Yes, we do.
You all have your own autographs, don't you?
Yes, we do.
How did you decide?
Who came up with your autographs?
My wife is an actress.
My wife's autographs are thought of by art directors and professionals.
I think it's a good thing.
However, we don't think of asking art directors for autographs.
Mr. Totsuji has been acting for about 30 years.
In fact, he doesn't have his own autograph yet.
I've drawn my own autograph history.
Do you have your own history?
Yes, I've drawn some of them.
But I've never used it.
When I was in elementary school, I was called "Sato".
I often saw Shimeiki Sato like this.
"Sakura" by Uno Akirabana.
And "descent" by Tsuppari.
It's like "descent" for an entertainer.
It's cute, isn't it?
But it would be embarrassing for an entertainer to draw this.
It takes a lot of time.
I've been active in Hokkaido as "Sato Shigeki" until 2008.
This is what I drew.
It looks like an autograph.
But autographs...
What you're doing is "flip game".
It's not "game".
You're asking me what I'm worried about.
You're worried about me, aren't you?
Don't you find it hard to read autographs?
It's confusing.
It's confusing what's going on.
It's too complicated.
It's a little embarrassing.
I wanted to do this because
this is Akira Toriyama's autograph.
I thought I had seen it before.
Akira Toriyama is like this.
Dragon Ball.
Dr. Slump.
It's too complicated.
I decided not to do it.
We're in the middle of the story.
Don't say the story.
I thought it would be good to do it in one second.
But I'm not Shige Yuki.
I'm called Shige.
So I simplified Shige in Katakana like this.
It's fast.
I can do it in about 0.7 seconds.
It's really easy.
Isn't it good?
But if it's sold in Shige, it's not like that.
It's only in Shige.
So I changed it quickly.
I changed it into an alphabet.
It's very artistic.
It is.
I've been saying this since I came to Tokyo.
After I said "s",
I can't even write "ige".
Finally.
The autograph I'm writing now
looks like this.
Do you know why?
It's not "s".
But it didn't drop that big.
It's not like "puri puri".
Matsumoto san, you don't have to drop it.
I'm not doing it as a trick.
But I thought
people wouldn't understand it.
So I wrote it
on the back.
Team NUX, Totsugi Shige Yuki.
I wrote it.
- If you write this, it will take you about 2.5 times more time. - No, it will take you a lot of time.
- I want to ask you one by one. Did you come up with your own signature? - I did.
- I did. - I did. - Me too. - Koto-san, you too.
- I came up with it thinking of my ex-gay boyfriend. - That's embarrassing!
- What is that? It's gross.
- It's like "it's not like that, it's not like that." - It's gross.
- It hasn't changed? - It hasn't changed. - That's amazing.
- That's gross. - Masumoto-san said it and I'm thinking about it again, but it's gross.
- What kind of signers are you? - It's pretty common. - I want to see it.
- After this, we will have a celebrity's signature presentation. What kind of signatures do you have?
And Koto-yan, you came up with your own signature thinking of your ex-gay boyfriend.
- Did you come up with it thinking of your ex-gay boyfriend? - Which one is it?
Goto-san wrote "thinking with my girlfriend" when he was young.
His embarrassing past will be exposed after this!
Did you write it well or not?
It's been a while since I wrote it.
Really?
Goto-san, please tell us.
I wrote it with my girlfriend.
What's that?
You spent a lot of time thinking about it.
Can you explain what you wrote?
It's Goto-san, so I wrote it like this.
This is Goto-san and this is Goto-san in Katakana.
Goto-san, football and awa.
What do you think?
It's Katakana, isn't it?
What about you?
I wrote it in Katakana, too.
You've been doing it for a long time, haven't you?
I don't know if it's appropriate to say this, but...
A combination name is written by a person who writes a combination name and a person who doesn't write a combination name.
I want you to understand this.
I write a combination name.
It's called "dt".
That's what Goto-san and I think.
There's a place where I'm carrying a combination somewhere.
"Hamattan" is "dt".
"Hamattan", "Massatoshi" and that's it.
No, I think you copied Matsumoto-san's signature and admired her.
You thought of her as a colleague of N.E.C., didn't you?
A colleague of N.E.C.?
She was a colleague of N.E.C.
If she was a colleague of N.E.C., she wouldn't have been swept away.
Did you go out with a woman?
Well, yes, she was a colleague of N.E.C.
What kind of woman?
I didn't go out with a woman, but...
It was a combination, wasn't it?
It was a combination.
What kind of combination was it?
It's called "cocoa".
"cocoa"?
It's like "cocoa".
"cocoa"?
It's getting out of hand.
She put "fh" and "dt" in her autograph and imitated it.
She bought Masumoto-san's costume at the time.
It was when "donpisha" came out.
She was wearing Masumoto-san's costume and imitating Masumoto-san's autograph.
That's why it says "fh".
Don't say things like that!
When a female entertainer wears full-length tights, her breasts come out.
It's not good for a female entertainer.
Don't talk about putting "fh" in your autograph!
She put "fh" in her autograph!
This is what I wrote.
You wrote it.
It's like "heisei".
I wrote "heisei".
I don't think your partner wrote it.
I have my own mark.
I always write it and put it in my autograph.
You write your own group.
I write my own group and put it in my autograph.
This is what I wrote.
Wow!
You wrote your own name.
I like Miyamoto-san of "Elephant Kashima".
Miyamoto-san wrote his own name.
You wrote your own name and put it in your autograph.
I'm curious.
Can you explain your autograph?
What is it like? Is it English?
You did it in the second line theater with a setting that doesn't go up!
Controversy!
This is what I've been doing for a long time.
I'm southpaw.
So it's the other way around, but it's weird.
It's weird.
I'm going to write it here, so it's usually the other way around, right?
And this is weird.
This circle is also weird, but at the end it's "kokoro" of "kokoro" magazine.
So you're breaking it down with kanji as a base.
Thank you very much.
It's hard to see, isn't it?
It's been a while since I wrote it.
These things are also sold out, right?
On Netflix.
I've never seen it.
"Iwao" autograph for 50 yen.
And "new sas" for zero.
Take it down!
By the way!
When I asked 100 men and women if they had ever thought of an autograph,
73% said yes!
By the way, my autograph looks like this.
It's just a signature.
Are you ready?
Yes!
It's Sakura!
Yes!
She's from Tochiki and is 21 years old.
In order to protect the simple image of country women, she is particular about one thing.
Eat as much as you can!
I try not to get carried away and live as if I'm being thought of.
For example, I take off my sunglasses, parasol and hat and put them in my bag about 150 meters before I enter the station and go.
You know what you are doing, don't you?
No, I don't!
You don't usually do that.
You know what you are doing, don't you?
Yes, I do!
I try not to get carried away and live as if I'm being thought of.
You don't usually do that, don't you?
I don't know about you, but is there anything you pay attention to in order not to get carried away and live as if you're being thought of?
You don't usually do that, don't you?
You know what you are doing, don't you?
I know what you are doing. You wear sunglasses while driving and say hello to the security guard in front of the station.
I know what you are doing.
I want you not to think like that.
I know what you are doing.
To be honest, you know what?
You say to the security guard in front of the station...
You are crazy!
You know what you are doing, don't you?
This is the best thing.
You say to the security guard in front of the station...
You know what you are doing.
I told you.
- You know what you are doing. - I don't like it.
It's a very unpleasant staff, isn't it?
It's very unpleasant and I was wondering how careful you were.
I think there are actresses who wear sunglasses in the makeup room.
I've heard of it.
At that time, I think, "Is it too bright?"
You haven't finished your makeup, so don't show me your eyes.
The thickness of the sunglasses at that time was very thick.
It's getting better.
If it's bad, it should be at the level of Date glasses.
That's right.
There are people like that.
I sometimes wear sunglasses, but I don't want to make eye contact with ordinary people.
If I make eye contact with ordinary people, they will come to me.
That's why...
What's wrong? You just laughed a lot.
Didn't I say so?
After this, Sakura Inoue's "get switch" came in and it's over!
As I thought, Matsumoto-san is an old man.
He said it like an old man, tweeted like an old man, and said it like an old man should say it.
I said it! I said it!
I said it differently than I did now.
I'm telling you the truth.
Can I say something completely different?
As I thought, Matsumoto-san's twitter...
His twitter...
Someone has to say it.
What are you talking about?
His twitter...
Someone has to say it.
Someone has to say Matsumoto-san's twitter.
Matsumoto-san is an old man.
What am I saying?
Matsumoto-san's tweets...
Like a god...
You can see it on the internet.
You can see it right away.
You can see it instantly.
As I thought, Matsumoto-san is...
An old man.
I feel it!
From the end...
I'm sick of it!
Stop it!
I'm going!
I'm going too!
You're talking now...
You're not an old man?
Do you think he's saying it?
Yes, I laugh a lot when I see his twitter.
Matsumoto-san's twitter...
Do you think he's saying it?
What do you mean? It doesn't make sense.
Suddenly, Sakura-san started calling Matsumoto-san "uncle".
From now on, she will be a 21-year-old uncle.
All of Matsumoto-san's tweets are on the internet, right?
Yes, they are.
He is at the top of the list of tweets.
When he is at the top of the list of tweets, he laughs like this.
How does he laugh like that?
All of his tweets are like that.
His comments, his emojis, and his tension...
All of Matsumoto-san's tweets may be admired by everyone, but...
He is definitely an uncle.
He laughs a lot.
It's like an uncle's comments and emojis.
Our generation is like that.
We call our boss and ask him if he is talking about this show or this entertainer.
From Sakura-chan's generation...
Matsumoto-san is definitely an uncle.
All of his tweets are like that.
Even now...
I see.
Even now, when Matsumoto-san said it...
When he said it, everyone was like...
She is definitely a dark-skinned person.
I was surprised.
But it's like that.
It's like that, right?
An uncle...
How many times do you say "uncle" to an uncle?
If you are a dark-skinned person, you should be angry.
But I always...
It's cute. There is an old man who is like an old man and tweets like an old man and says things like an old man should say.
It's really old-fashioned.
There is also an old man who is too close to young people.
Oh, I see. You don't like young people because you want them to get tired.
That's right. I want them to get bored.
It's like a hamster.
Can you translate it for me?
But I think it's similar to a hamster.
That's right.
Wasn't there such a thing?
E.O. and Matsumoto are also popular as old men.
Are E.O. and Matsumoto genres the same for you?
No, it's not the same.
E.O. and Matsumoto are genres, and they are like figures.
Old men series figures?
If you say it like an old man filing, it's a little different page, but I want to file it and I love it.
Can you say it straight and badly?
No, I like it.
What about Hamada for Sakura?
Hamada...
I feel like Hamada is aiming for something cute.
Old men are cute.
I don't like it.
It's red!
What the hell are you talking about?
He's trying to act like a cute old man on purpose.
Matsumoto-san, on the other hand, is the type of person who wants to make you fall in love with him.
What are you talking about?
I'm going to be angry. I'm sorry.
Yoshimura, but I'm pretty...
What the hell are you talking about?
Why are you happy about it?
But Sakura-san, you've changed, haven't you?
You didn't say that to your friends, did you?
No, but old men are popular.
There's also the old man's headband.
Who's the most popular old man right now?
The top old man.
The top old man is still...
Iwo-san of ZUN.
He's strong.
He looks like an old man.
There's also Shogi's...
Hifumin-san.
He's not an old man, he's an old man.
Hifumin-san, but he's an old man.
Are you in the same group as Hifumin?
Yes.
He's cute like that.
Who's Hitomi?
By the way, let me tell you something.
When we asked women in their 20s who their favorite old man talent is...
Takada Junji-san, Oizumi Yo-san and Kurotsu Uchi- san were in first place.
I love Oizumi-san, too!
Who's Strike?
Strike? The old man's Strike?
No, no, no.
All men.
He's my favorite right now.
Drunk and showing off his own uncle's brain, Sakura Inoue.
Then, what kind of man is he?
He's realistic.
If he's not married, he's realistic.
If he marries someone like Ebisu-san, I think it'll be the easiest.
Wait a minute. This is the first line of "Washington Files".
He's realistic.
He's a legend.
Yes, Ebisu-san is a legend.
Ebisu-san likes him.
If that's the case, she'll change her mind.
Yes, yes.
She likes Ebisu-san.
That's why she saw Matsumoto-san like that.
That's right.
Do you want to date Ebisu-san?
Of course.
Ebisu-san is married now, so...
If he's married, of course it's hard to get him.
What?
No way.
I like Ebisu-san the most.
He's not like "Washington Files" at all.
What about you, Yoshimura?
Yes, yes. Well, he's an uncle at four.
It's different.
His depth is different from Ebisu-san's.
What are you talking about?
You're lying.
Ebisu-san!
I don't need that depth.
Ebisu-san's depth.
I don't want it.
No, no.
What is it? What is it?
Ebisu-san.
Ebisu-san is the best in the past.
Ebisu-san is better than Tsutsugi-san.
You're not hurt at all, right?
Not at all.
If it's like this, I'm not hurt at all.
When I hear "top Ebisu", I'm totally fine.
I'm in the Ebisu-san group.
That's right.
Ebisu-san, Takada Junji-san, Matsumoto-san...
Yes, Shimada Yoshitsu-san and so on.
Ebisu-san is...
That's funny.
In the end, we're separated again.
The fourth person is separated.
If it's like this, it's fine, Matsumoto-san. Really.
If it's like this, it'll be Ebisu-san.
It's like...
It's fine, right?
So, Matsumoto-san's final form is Ebisu-san?
What kind of Ebisu-san is that?
That's a huge explosion!
It's not just 3 years later, it's Ebisu-san now!
It's an important time for me now!
There's a quiz show that Hamada-san is in, and he asked me if I had any requests for it.
So I asked him if he had any requests for it, and he said that Hamada-san used something as an example in the show.
And he said he wanted a photo of you in it.
I see.
So he asked me if I could take it now.
But wait, isn't it weird for him to ask me for a photo of me in a show like that?
It's in the song, isn't it?
He said it's because of the show's permission.
I'm the one who's bald, but I don't have permission for it!
You don't have permission?!
I have permission, but it's because of the show's permission!
You have permission, but you don't have permission for it!
That's weird!
Maybe it's because of the song!
You have to borrow the song, so you can't edit it in time.
So I was told to let me take it.
My manager, who is about 20 years younger than me, took a picture of me with his smartphone.
I thought it would be okay, but I didn't know how long it would take.
I know, I know.
Besides, you're not that bald.
Really?
You're not as bald as you think.
That's possible.
I drank some alcohol and realized that I'm bald!
I'm bald!
Can you use this now?
Is this a Fuji TV?
Fuji TV is the only one you can use.
My hair dryer was in my bag.
Hair dryer?
After this, we will announce the latest news from celebrities!
The drama starring me, Tozuki, and the observer Asakao will finally come to an end.
There will be a tremendous sense of threat.
Please pay attention to my action scene as well.
I'm fighting with a heavy pot.
The final episode will air on March 22nd, Monday night at 9pm.
Mr. Iwao, whose hairstyle is also quite fashionable recently, seems to be worried about various things about his partner Mr. Goto.
But Mr. Iwao wants Mr. Goto to dye his hair silver.
If I were Mr. Iwao, I would use "my spray" in my bag.
I would use "my wax" in my bag.
Do you have "my wax" in your bag?
Yes, I have "my wax" in my bag.
Mr. Iwao has a part that can't be left to Mr. Goto.
Mr. Iwao has a part that Mr. Goto can't leave to Mr. Goto.
Mr. Iwao is also amazing in this hairstyle.
"my dryer" is in my bag.
"my shoes" is not common even for women.
"my dryer" is like "dyson" with "dryer" on a stick.
I'm doing "haaaaa" at school.
"haaaaa" is powerful.
I saw you were wearing the same "dryer" as "dyson".
"dyson" is like this.
At the end of your speech, you were holding "dyson" in your hand.
You said "click".
When you were doing "haaaaa", I came back to my classroom.
You looked embarrassed and turned off your power.
Why did you do that?
Stop it!
I was like this and I vomited.
It's like the worst world of the world.
H.Y.'s new album "Hanaemi" is on sale now.
The album is about flowers and it's about how people who hear flowers receive flowers.
My song "Goodbye" is also about walking forward.
It's a wonderful song, so please listen to it.
"Downtown Nine" which started in 2015 will have its final episode this time.
Popular program "Honne de Hashigo Sake" has invited more than 500 guests.
I hope we can have a fun chat again when things calm down.
I hope we can have a drink with you again next week.
The first episode will feature Hitoshi Matsumoto and Yabe Nainai.
Please look forward to it!
Don't miss it on FOD TVER!