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Thank you for your consideration.
You guys are amazing.
What is this?
I don't think there is such a thing.
Ms. Hayaku, you are so mean.
You are so weak.
Is it true? Is it Japanese sake?
Did you drink it?
I did.
You look like you drank alcohol.
You look strong.
You are mean.
I don't drink much.
To be honest, I don't drink much.
Let's be really nervous about this.
Are you serious?
This set is...
People don't like this set, right?
We are not supposed to tell funny stories, right?
No, but we don't have to do it today.
But...
I want Mr. Waffle to do it.
No, no, no.
We will start now.
Five, four, three, two...
Drinking as a snack
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Chidori Nobu threatens his wife not to do it!
"Don't do it" is really common.
When I get home, I always wear Chidori's goods T-shirt.
Bastar argues about how many times you should wash it.
I think you don't have to wash Bastar, either.
What?!
He has a clean body.
What will happen if someone who is not angry gets angry?!
It's a story from nine hours ago!
It's already the next day!
I ride Shinkansen several times a month.
To be honest, it's a green car.
But as time goes by...
Sometimes I'm alone.
That's fine, but when the seller comes and says, "Coffee and tea," I say, "It's me!"
Pressure!
As such a story flows, it is said that he is grateful for Daigo-san and is tired of airplane service.
When I get a good seat in the airplane, I'm already in my hat and I'm about to go to bed.
Excuse me, I'm Sakamoto.
No, no, I don't know anything about Sakamoto, but when I call you ...
From the moment I got on the airplane and didn't even start running, I'm already in my hat and I'm about to go to bed.
Excuse me, I'm Sakamoto.
No, no, I don't know anything about Sakamoto, but when I call you ...
Please forgive me for that.
Well, you know ...
I found it, I found it.
That's ...
I found it and I have to say goodbye first.
If you don't do it, you may get angry.
But I usually do it.
Do you usually do it?
I do it for everyone.
What is that?
Do you do it for everyone who is a talent?
No, no, no.
Anyone?
Well, business class is probably ...
Do you do it for everyone?
I do it for everyone.
And also for food.
Food.
For business class, I have food like this.
And I have a promise of food when I get back to Tokyo.
Do you have a lunch box?
Oh, food is fine.
What?
Something like that.
What? Is that a promise?
Oh, is that so?
Isn't there anyone who refuses it?
Is there anyone who refuses our least favorite food?
That's a little big.
Is that a promise?
Yes.
Is that a promise?
Yes, that's a promise.
What?
Oh, is that so?
It's like miso soup alone.
Yes, it is.
Is it like dessert alone?
Yes, it is.
Do you have that?
What?
To be honest with you, Miyake-san.
What is it?
From CA-san ...
Yes.
I like it.
Yes, it is.
Approach from a public official who is thought to be a city legend.
What is Ken Miyake's opposite experience?
When I was about 18 years old, I went to change my driver's license.
To a place like Samez?
I went there.
And there was a very beautiful woman like a model.
Yes, yes, yes.
"Excuse me," said the woman.
"What is it?" I asked.
"You are Ken Miyake, right?" "Yes," I said.
Is it okay for women over the age of 18?
"What is it?" I asked.
She gave me her name, but I was scared and didn't contact her.
But she was a very beautiful woman.
She was a really beautiful woman.
She was a great person.
I still can't forget it.
She was a beautiful woman.
You live with your girlfriend and get married, right?
Yes.
When you go to work in the morning, what time do you come back?
About 8 p.m.
Then I'll make you dinner and wait for you.
Yes.
These words are very scary to me.
Why is it scary?
It's been like that for a long time.
For example, if I tell you today's story, it's in the evening, right?
Yes, yes.
The night before or the day before that,
won't you ask your wife, "What will you do for lunch tomorrow?"
Well, yes, I will.
Lunch?
I don't want to think about lunch.
Don't you think so?
I'll give you lunch.
That's fine.
But if you get married, you'll get a lot of emails from your wife, right?
Oh, I see.
It's hard for her to get in touch with her partner.
Matsumoto-san said, "If you get married, you'll have trouble reacting."
I stumbled in an important part of a ballet presentation.
I don't know.
His daughter said, "I stumbled."
But I was relieved to hear that.
"I don't know" is fine.
"I don't know" is common.
"I don't know" is full of it.
It's full of it, so it's alive.
I don't know how I feel, but...
Stop it.
I have a lot of them.
When I get home, I'm wearing a lot of Chidori's goods T-shirt.
I work as a daigo for about 5 minutes.
When I get home around 11, I say, "Welcome back."
I'm Okayama's manzai chief.
I see.
Stop it, guys.
I'm relieved.
People who are married always say that.
By the way, long story.
On the contrary, I asked 100 married women what they thought was boring and unimportant reports from their husbands.
The stories about work and complaints came in first place.
Second place, I know.
Hmm, I think we need to improve this.
It's always like this.
Yes, yes.
Like the microphone we're wearing now.
Oh, it's heavy!
It never gets smaller, does it?
No, it does get smaller.
Oh, does it?
Amazon was the first to do this.
But women have to wear belts.
It's really troublesome.
Why doesn't the microphone for recording evolve?
And I think there are too many buttons on the cockpit of an airplane.
No, there aren't!
There are!
There are still so many of them!
There are!
Even cell phones are one now!
That's definitely an airplane tube!
No, it's not!
It's not!
There are buttons we don't know about!
Because most of the automatic cleaning machines...
That's right, we can't use those.
And I think they're just making exams more difficult.
Even wipers don't evolve at all!
No matter how old you are...
Wipers...
That looks like it can be done in an instant.
How can we...
I don't know how it works.
Why does it get cloudy in winter and cloudy in summer?
But there's a face guard that doesn't get cloudy now, right?
"Oh, is there?" "There is."
"Then we can't do it either." "I feel like we can."
Can't someone do their best?
"I really think so." "Someone has to do it."
The entertainment industry has evolved so rapidly.
But isn't there little demand?
"Entertainers are few." "I see."
I think we can definitely do Wi-Fi.
Even if you say you can do Wi-Fi because you're old...
Oh, Fujimoto-san...
To be honest, I've never touched a computer before.
"What?!" "What?!"
"Is that so?" "That's disgusting."
No, no.
Can you touch a computer?
"I can totally do it." "What?!"
Anything. I've touched them all.
"All of them?" "All of them are Lil Gates."
"What do you mean 'all of them'?" "They're all Lil Gates."
There were only two times I couldn't touch them.
"What are you saying?!" "I want to eat those two slowly."
What?!
"There are batteries, right?" "Batteries."
Until now, I still don't know which side is positive or negative.
"You don't know?!" "You don't know?!"
If you put it in, you can succeed in about four ways, right?
You're wrong. You're wrong.
Nicolm said that he couldn't tell which side was positive or negative.
However, it seems like Motumoto-san has words that are hard to understand.
It's the same with sumo,
but I still don't know which side is white or black.
Ah, which one?
Because white means you've lost and white means you've won.
So it's either white or black.
That's right, but white wins.
But isn't it strange?
The white flag is white.
There is also an image of white when you lose.
That's right.
That's why I don't know much about COVID-19 fairy stories.
Fairies have a good image.
A cheerful person is good.
I want you to write more.
I think it's better to tell someone when you're a child.
I've thought that even how you poop might be deceived by others.
But isn't it true?
I only see how you poop.
Isn't it strange that you think it's natural?
When you drink, you'll hear a little ironical story.
No one has seen it yet.
No one has confirmed it yet.
No one has confirmed it yet, but I always do this.
Does that mean everyone is different?
There is a possibility of being different.
There is a possibility.
When I was in elementary school and high school, I thought I might be deceived by others.
Why do you deceive others?
I'm scared.
In short, this is red and this is my red.
That's right.
It's a little big.
That's right.
It's a little off topic, but I think I've been deceived by an alien at least once.
Why?
When I asked, "What's for dinner tonight?"
You said, "Curry."
Tamatama.
"Tamatama," right?
Tamatama.
I was thinking.
My father's salary was low.
I saw it on Vibrate.
Curry.
At that time, I was definitely deceived by an alien.
Curry.
From the night before that day?
I was really deceived.
I said, "Curry."
The alien part is also a little bit.
Huh?
Kind alien.
Is there any reason for you to end it like that?
If you ask me...
Speaking of aliens,
Speaking of UFOs,
Episode 5 "I saw a UFO and I had to believe it."
There is no way such a person would lie.
I was afraid of being told that I saw a UFO.
When I was in elementary school, I was told by a friend of my neighborhood who had never talked much about UFOs.
Look at a UFO as big as this island.
There is no way such a person would lie to me.
Certainly.
There is no way such a person would lie to me.
I thought it was a lie.
I've seen it, too.
What?
This is a big UFO.
This is a small UFO.
There is a UFO in Arakawa, Saitama.
When we went to see a shooting star together, there was a UFO in space.
There was a UFO in space.
What?
UFO?
There was a UFO in space.
What kind of UFO was it?
It was moving like this.
You know, it's like a helicopter.
So it was moving differently in a helicopter?
A helicopter is like this.
But it was like this.
Was it waving?
Yes.
There is definitely a UFO.
Yes, there is.
It comes into a person's body.
Did you just go in?
I just went in.
You went in.
I was surprised.
I asked him brightly.
What do you want for dinner?
Curry.
How many times did you do it?
I did it three times.
"Curry" three times.
You remember it clearly.
Do you have such a thing, Nicole?
There is also a ghost.
Do you think so?
Yes, I do.
So you've seen a ghost.
I've seen a ghost, too.
No, you haven't, Nicole.
I used to live in my own property.
Really?
Seriously?
If there is a story about UFOs, there is also a story about ghosts.
Nicole encountered a scary story about ghosts in her own property.
What kind of ghost was it?
It was a normal white woman.
It's what everyone says.
It was a hallucination.
Did you see it clearly?
I saw it clearly.
Where?
In the bathroom.
I went in front of her, washed my face and said it.
But the person who lived in front of me died in the bathroom because he was too drunk.
It was near the water circle, so I thought it might be him.
Norika, do you believe it?
When I was in elementary school, I was sleeping in my bed and I could hear some old words.
"Gojyary gojyary" "Gojyary gojyary" I said it and opened my eyes.
I saw three people wearing black ohaguro and laughing at me.
I was very surprised.
They were wearing black ohaguro and laughing at me.
"Gojyary gojyary" "Gojyary gojyary"
I didn't know it at first, but I thought it was a ghost.
I thought there was a ghost.
"Gojyary gojyary" "Gojyary gojyary"
It was like a shadow.
I was surprised.
"Gojyary gojyary" "Gojyary gojyary"
I didn't know what to do.
"Gojyary gojyary" "Gojyary gojyary"
What were they talking about?
They have something in common.
By the way, I have a question for you.
When they asked 100 men and 100 women if they had ever stolen their property,
7 of them said they had.
Among them, 2 people said there was some strange phenomenon.
I was talking about scary stories with someone.
I didn't experience it, but there was a scary story in a book.
What is it?
Scary stories are standard at a drinking party, but Mr. Matsumoto said that he was afraid of unexpected endings.
There is a person who comes to Kanashibari every night.
I can feel a person's presence here, but I'm so scared that I can't open my eyes.
Kanashibari comes every night, but I'm so scared that I can't open my eyes.
I'm getting more and more angry.
Why do I have to see this every night?
I thought I'd see it today.
Kanashibari came again today.
I was really brave and saw it.
Then...
I had a huge face that surprised me.
I'm scared.
I'm so scared.
I told this story to Shinsuke.
He said, "What is it?"
I don't know if you're a man or a woman, and I don't know what expression you're making, so I don't know.
He said he was really angry.
I didn't know what was going on.
I feel sorry for you!
I'll say it now!
You won't forgive me with a big face, will you?
Isn't it good to say it with a big face now?
The situation is...
But don't you sometimes feel like the sound doesn't match?
For example, in this conversation now, you suddenly say such a thing.
Yes, yes, yes.
A sensitive outburst with an ear-catching sound of life.
Well, each person has that sound, doesn't it?
"Isn't it going to end soon?" or "I don't like the sound of knocking."
In the dressing room, there is a very loud AD.
What's wrong with you?
There is such a tone, isn't it?
Shut up! I got it!
And when there is a crow on the veranda, it is very noisy.
Is it here?
Was it here?
It's scary. It's scary.
A crow on the veranda.
A crow on the veranda. "Was it here?"
And when I wake up, I wake up with an iPhone.
What am I doing? I'm making a dog.
A dog's howl.
It's cute.
What kind of dog is it?
There is an iPhone that makes a barking sound.
Is it because you don't like it the most?
Yes, but when I'm really sleepy, I seriously think a dog has entered my room.
It will definitely wake up.
I often do that on purpose when I have a bad sound in an emergency situation.
It's definitely like that.
I have an image that Matt seems to be sensitive to sound.
I try not to put my cell phone here.
If you put it here, you can close your eyes and stop it, right?
So I put it in a very distant place and sleep.
I wake up when I go.
What sound does Matt wake up with?
It's a standard marimba sound.
Oh, like this?
Yes, it's like that.
It's surprisingly normal.
It's normal.
It's not normal at all.
A beard comes out.
I thought a beard would come out.
It's normal.
Is it a playpen?
I don't know what a playpen is.
Do you know what a playpen is?
It's a playpen I didn't know about.
It's called a playpen.
When you see a beautiful person, you tend to lick them from below.
No, I don't like it.
Before you came in, you were licking them from below.
I have a question for you two.
Did you feel my gaze from below?
Did you feel it?
No, I didn't see it that far.
I want you to say it at least!
It's like you don't even have it in your eyes.
Why don't you have it in your eyes?
Do you think I have it in my eyes?
What do you like so much about me?
Do you feel a man's nasty gaze from a woman?
Do you feel it?
Maybe you feel it especially while you're drinking?
How do you and Kanda feel a man's gaze from you?
For me, my breasts are like this.
No, I don't know about that!
You've never seen it, right?
You're the only one who knows about it.
You don't know about it?
I don't know about it.
I've never felt that gaze at all, but I'm sure you do, right?
Well, I'm happy about it.
Do you think it's nasty?
A little bit.
So you do know about it?
What do you think about it?
Until now, I've never felt that gaze from me.
That's good.
It doesn't mean anything weird.
I think you're amazing.
But...
You just looked at me in an amazing way!
You're a real bastard!
Are you okay in Japan?
Wait, are you Japanese?
You're talking like you're Japanese!
First of all, I think it's wrong to put a pianist outside.
It's okay for us, right?
Kiyosuka-san's personal comment.
Are you looking at me in an amazing way, Kiyosuka- san?
The team was amazing. I'm happy.
Kiyosuka-san...
Your face looks slippery.
I don't like that slippery feeling.
That has nothing to do with it!
That's a bad thing!
Don't talk about facial expressions!
You're getting too carried away!
Don't fight like a professional!
You're getting slippery!
Why are you fighting?
Don't talk about facial expressions!
You're making me get up!
Stop it!
Kiyosuka-san...
You're getting too nervous!
I thought you were a national treasure!
You're a beautiful woman, too!
It's not like you want to see it!
Taiki-san's face is looking down!
Don't look at Taiki-san!
You're looking down, right?
You're not looking down!
You're lying!
It's not good!
You're lying!
You're not looking down!
You're lying!
You're not looking down!
You don't like it, do you?
If you say so, I'm sorry!
I have something I want you to know.
There is a toilet mat.
It can be a bath mat, a front door mat, or a kitchen mat.
I don't have a mat in my house.
I'm talking about whether it's dirtier to have a mat.
I put a mat only in the bath.
After this, a front door mat, a bath mat, and a kitchen mat!
The person who earns the most money in the world...
Who is it?
And is there a rule that rich people use their ass in the toilet?
You said you'd do it, didn't you?
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I knew it!
Mr. Shibata says that since there is a mat that prevents dirt, such as toilets and bathrooms, it dirty the room on the contrary.
It's the same with the kitchen mat, but only because there is a kitchen mat does it become rough.
If it wasn't there, I wouldn't drop it at all.
You'll know if you've done it once.
I also sit in the bathroom.
I really don't need a bath either.
But when you go out, you're soaked.
I wipe inside.
I wipe properly in the bathroom and put it down when I go out.
I put it down and put it in my face, so it doesn't get dirty at all.
Just because there is a mat, I thought it would increase the humidity and mold growing there.
I thought I wouldn't need a mat at home.
But I was talking about something else, but I was a very minority.
A mat, certainly.
There are many girls who think that mats are cute, right?
There are many people who are particular about entrance mats.
I don't need an entrance mat at all.
I don't know what it's for.
But I know how you feel.
There is no kitchen mat at home, no toilet, and no entrance.
Do you mean it's for fashion?
Yes, for interior design.
I forgot it.
The entrance is a boundary.
It's slow from here.
I used to put it on the toilet seat.
That might be a little dirty.
There was a phone case.
There was.
What did it mean?
It's like putting out your personality.
What did it mean?
It's like, "Look at my phone."
It's plastic, so it doesn't matter where you put it.
You have to look outside, but it shakes inside.
It shakes.
Considering that the interior design is dirty, I don't want to put it there.
I only put it in the bathroom.
I don't put it in the toilet.
I don't put it in the toilet, either.
Do you put it in the toilet, too?
Yes, I do.
Do you put it in the toilet, too?
Do you clean it every time?
I don't clean it that much.
I'm sure it's there.
It's scattered.
Oh, is it a tactician?
Do you say "tactician" directly?
But, but...
If it's scattered, what's wrong with it?
It's a different story for me.
If it's scattered, what's wrong with it?
Don't you feel like you're stepping on pee?
If you step on pee, what's wrong with it?
No, it's not wrong.
Clearly and clearly.
It's not wrong, but...
If you step on pee, you will bring it to the living room and bedroom.
You will have a pee route.
Don't you hate it?
Really?
I don't care about it.
Really?
Even if it's your junior's pee...
It doesn't matter if my junior puts poop in the living room.
If something happens to the mat, it's gone.
I don't think this person will talk.
In my house, I only leave the mat in the bathroom.
I don't know how fast I should wash it.
Mr. Miyata doesn't know the frequency of choosing a bath mat.
Because he has a slightly different idea.
I'm in a very clean state when I get out of the bath.
And I step on it in a clean state, so I think it's something I don't have to wash forever.
If you say that, it's a theory that you won't wash a bath towel for the rest of your life.
I think you don't have to wash a bath towel either.
Because you have a clean body, don't you?
You wash everything, don't you?
That's right. When I turn the washing machine, I put it in and wash it together.
About four or five days.
About six weeks.
You use it a lot.
I don't care about it.
The smell, too.
The smell?
Dandruff increases.
That's right.
Mr. Miyata doesn't care about the water right away, but if you leave it there for a while...
Dandruff reproduces.
I've never thought a bath towel smelled bad.
So you don't know why a towel that I'm in a clean state is getting dandruff, do you?
No, I don't know.
How about a pillow cover?
A pillow cover...
I don't wash it much.
Isn't your face beautiful after you take a bath?
My face is beautiful, but I don't sweat after that.
Sweat.
I wash it in summer, but I don't sweat in winter, do I?
No, you don't.
I write a lot of letters.
Oh, I see.
You do all the cleaning and washing yourself, don't you?
Maybe my mom does it for me.
Is it possible?
I don't know.
My mom probably does it for me.
That's why it doesn't smell like a bath towel.
No, it doesn't!
Thank you, Mom!
You sound like you're dead.
Let's go back to the toilet story.
According to statistics...
Statistics?
That's ridiculous.
It's a family story, isn't it?
That's ridiculous.
Even a genius can say that.
According to statistics, people with money go to the middle toilet.
What's the middle toilet?
It's a private room.
When someone comes in, they always go in the middle.
Only rich people go in there.
I'd like to know why.
Rich people go in the middle of private toilets.
I'd like to know why and where they go in.
Can you go in the middle of private toilets?
Surprisingly, you can go in the middle of private toilets.
Oh, you're rich!
The more successful people are, the more they go in the middle of private toilets.
If you had three, you'd go in the middle?
Three or five, but I'd definitely go in the middle.
Why?
I don't know the answer.
I feel like I'm not the most dirty.
Everyone wants to go to the end.
I feel like I'm not used in the middle.
That's why I go to the middle.
Even the number one person in the world who earns the most money in the world uses the bathroom in the middle.
Who?
I don't know.
I don't know the answer.
I'm sure Mr. Son does it in the middle.
Mr. Son is in the middle?
I've heard of it.
I don't know.
Mr. Son said he would do it in the middle.
I don't know that.
There is absolutely no answer.
There is absolutely no answer, Yui-chan.
Why didn't you announce it?
The statistics didn't come out.
It is said that Mr. Son goes to the middle of the site.
By the way, according to the article seen by Yui Okada, the center is said to be a place where you can enjoy yourself with feng shui, and the rich are confident in themselves, so they proudly use the private room in the middle.
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Yes, yes, that's why I'm also an old man, so just in case, I'm going to harm only one of you.
It's not "just in case" to pee in the toilet.
Because it's very likely.
Yes, yes, that's why you're in the corner because of your previous care.
I'm not rich, so I'm in the middle.
You're rich, so if you go in the middle, you'll be richer.
No, on the contrary, if you go in, you'll be rich, right?
Oh, that's true.
I wonder what it is.
I don't know what it is.
It's like you're trying to get lucky.
The more I know, the more I want to go in the middle.
What was Mr. Utoh doing?
Mr. Utoh was the type of person who opened the door and did it.
What?
Of course I'm doing it.
I want you to do it with a low-profile, stupid.
With a low-profile, I'm sick of it.
I want to open it.
Rotate it.
It's out.
I thought it was a little bad, so I asked the staff if they could redo it, and it became the first take.
This is the story of a failure that a professional did.
And Zakiyama and Kojima had a big fight.
I think it's a face-off with someone.
Can you do me a little favor?
Can you pee for me?
You're killing me!
That's for Summer's Otani-san's juniors!
But I really need to pee!
Tell me about it later.
Since it's a recording while drinking alcohol, it's not easy to get toilet time in a hurry.
However, it seems that it's difficult to stand in line during the actual performance.
Otani-san...
Otaru...
You're a big man, aren't you?
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
You're the type of person who tries to go quietly and spreads out unnecessarily.
I'm a little burned out.
The pianist, Kiyozuka-san, stands up in silence.
He's still there.
Isn't that bad, Kiyozuka-san?
Huh?
He's gone. He's gone.
What?
I'm a little burned out!
I'll say the same thing!
I'll say it one more time!
Don't film me!
Let's resume recording!
I'm on the left.
When you were the MC of the event, you had to do a flip here.
That flip wasn't here. It was here.
The other flips were here.
You had to do a flip here at that timing.
You forgot it at that time, so you had to look for it and do it like this.
I think it's very bad as a free announcer who is 40 years old.
Well, that's one way of looking at it.
Is there such a failure as a professional?
What is it?
It's like "todon".
I answered it.
What did you say?
Then, Okazaki Taiku, an artist, talked about "first take", which is a failure in one shot.
It was a big failure for me.
There is a program called "first take" on YouTube.
Oh, I love "first take" of Taiku.
It is very popular that it is sung in one shot and broadcasted all over the world as it is.
You can't forgive mistakes.
I can't forgive mistakes, but I sang two songs in the episode I appeared in, but I made a mistake in the lyrics of the second A melody of the second song.
That song was quite a ballad.
It wasn't a story at all, so I asked the staff if they could re-record it because it was "first take".
Oh, it's no good.
It's no good.
It's serious.
I sang it, too, but before I sang it, even if I made a mistake, I sang it as it was.
You peed.
You shouldn't have peed.
You had plenty of time, didn't you?
I peed a lot.
I told you later, but I'm going home first.
I can't help it.
How much did you have in you?
I've been asking you for a long time.
For this...
Because it's your story...
That's right.
And Kiyosuka-san took it.
I took it all.
I told you that my make-up is serious.
Kiyosuka-san also did it, right?
That's right.
Even if I really make a mistake, I'll do it as it is.
That's what I was told.
I really made a mistake, but I'll do it as it is.
It has spread all over the world.
Until now, about three or four groups have made mistakes.
The artists are also...
Well, that's also strange, isn't it?
Because the number of views is ridiculous.
That's right.
Are you depressed?
I'm depressed.
It was a song I valued quite a bit.
It was kind of interesting.
So you're not going to continue?
That's right.
As a professional...
That's right.
I have to do it well.
Mr. Zakiyama made Mr. Kojima angry with a comedy stage.
It's a story of failure.
I've talked about it in various places.
I told Mr. Kojima of "unjash" about "muchaburi" about 20 minutes at the end of sales.
I have something to say.
I saw it on "net news".
I told Mr. Kojima of "unjash" about "muchaburi" about 20 minutes at the end of sales.
I've grown up.
I thought it was bad and told Mr. Kojima of "unjash" about "muchaburi" about 20 minutes at the end of sales.
I was angry at the end of sales.
This is...
No, no, no.
This is...
No, no, no.
It's not bad.
I wanted you to take it back.
But you barely made eye contact with me and jumped at me.
When you stopped me, my shoulders were shaking.
I was so embarrassed that I couldn't look you in the eye.
I've never hit anyone before, so my shoulders were shaking.
It's difficult.
If you say it's a failure, it's a failure.
I don't remember anything.
I'm getting angry more and more.
After this, another person who is not used to being angry got angry.
You should have made me angry!
Fujimoto-san, didn't you get angry at Shiatsu Yaro?
Are you talking about Shiatsu Yaro?
I'd like to hear about Shiatsu Yaro.
Are you talking about Shiatsu Yaro?
Is he your junior?
Yes, he is.
He's the one you know from "Giant Show".
Fujimoto-san got angry at his junior.
What happened to Shiatsu Yaro?
There's a place called "Mugendai Hall" in Yoshimoto.
We were filming a show for a network broadcaster.
After the show, everyone gathered in the dressing room.
Shiatsu Yaro imitated "Giant Show".
Hey you! Come here! You're in front of the network broadcaster!
He said like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
He was really angry!
It was like "Giant Show".
"I saw you in "Lincoln" the other day."
Why don't you say something?
He said like that.
What's wrong with you?!
But everyone around him laughed.
Wow!
Amazing!
Then he went home.
And when he got home...
Huh?
Isn't that weird?
Even though you're lying down?
Why do you think like that?
He may have imitated "Giant Show",
but if he didn't think like that,
I thought he would come out of nowhere.
That's right.
He borrowed "Giant Show" and came out of nowhere.
He borrowed it and said "I'm your senior."
Can I say something?
I can't sleep!
Right?
I have a phone book!
But I wasn't used to it.
I didn't know what to do.
- The first shot is important. - Yeah, the first shot is important.
Hey, you!
I tried a lot of things, and this is what I thought.
I shouldn't get mad from the beginning.
I see. You dropped the tone.
- And I called him. - You called him.
- It was about 2 a.m. in the middle of the night. - In the middle of the night.
- Yeah. - It was pretty deep.
- I called him. - What did you say?
- And I called him. - Yeah.
- And I said, "Well, it can't be helped, but it's 2 a.m. anyway." - Yeah, yeah.
Oh, what's up?
- "Well, it can't be helped, but it's 2 a.m. anyway." - Yeah, yeah.
- "Hey, you!" - "Hey, you!"
Don't you know why I'm mad?
- "Oh, I don't know." - "I don't know."
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, we talked about this 9 hours ago!
- That's right. - "Don't you remember what we talked about 9 hours ago?"
- Was that scary? - "No, I don't remember."
- Well, you didn't mean to. - "I don't remember anything."
- We kept meeting up. - Yeah, you didn't mean to.
"You...
You're going to rot in hell
like you did in 'Giant's Life'!"
- "You're going to rot in hell like you did in 'Giant's Life'!" - That's so cool!
- You sang it. - "I sang it."
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- But you apologized. - "As expected, you!"
"If you don't think about me like you do,
you'd better show up right now, you bastard!"
- You got angry and mad. - Yeah.
- You felt better. - Yeah, you felt better.
- So that's what happened in 'Eastern Nightmare'. - Yeah, that's what happened in 'Eastern Nightmare'.
- "If you don't think about me like you do, you'd better show up right now, you bastard!" - That's embarrassing!
- Can you call me one more time? - Where are you?
- I'm on the phone right now. - Okay.
Let's talk about what happened nine hours ago!
- "I don't like it." - "Remember it!"
It's already the next day.
- "I don't like it." - "It's already the next day."
- "Everyone is an actor." - "Men and women are actors."
- "I've never thought about it like that." - "Everyone is an actor."
What will happen when Hitoshi Matsumoto and Sommers make a male and female duo?
- "What will happen?" - "What will happen?"
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21-year-old Karen Anzai is deeply interested in men.
Then, she discovers something she doesn't know!
- Karen Anzai! - Nice to meet you.
- You always drink, don't you? - Yes, I do.
- How old are you? - I'm 21 years old.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Thank you for drinking at your age. - Thank you.
- I've been involved in this several times. - Yes.
- But I still don't know what's going on. - Really?
- If you get carried away and call me, I'll break something. - I know what you mean.
- Something dangerous.
- I know what you mean. - I know what you mean.
I don't think Karen Anzai and Hitoshi Matsumoto know what it's like to sit at this table.
Do you know that these two were backers?
- I don't know. - You don't know?
- I don't know. - It's been over 20 years.
- Do you know about Kaijari fishing? - Yes, I've heard of it.
Do you know about it?
- Do you know about it? - Kaijari fishing?
- I know about it. - If you were to team up with someone else, who would you like to team up with?
- I've never experienced it before. - I see.
- You, Jimmy? - I'm curious about it.
- Maybe the exact opposite. - What? - The exact opposite?
- You, Jimmy? - Maybe Sanmo?
- What? - What?
Because I don't think about anything anymore.
- Because you're so talkative. - You're so chatty.
- I've never experienced that before. - This is amazing.
Even before filming, I thought about various things...
and realized I'm not thinking about anything!
- You're not thinking about it? - No way.
- You're not thinking about it? - Not at all.
Matsumoto answered "Akashi" and "Sanma" in "Kako no Gousou", but people were still excited about their new partners.
How about a female entertainer and a male and female duo?
I've never thought of it.
I'm always attracted to male and female duos, but I think I'd like to do it once when I'm not talking about it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you talking about?
But I think it's an honest opinion.
When you're doing a lot of stuff and you see a talented woman, you'll feel like you've fallen in love with you.
I don't think she's a type or a talented woman.
When you're talking about something and your face gets closer, you feel like you're going to kiss her once.
Shut up!
Because you're a woman, right?
Shut up!
It's like, "No way!"
No way!
This is an honest story. It can't be helped.
But it depends on the partner, right?
It depends on the atmosphere.
No matter who you ask, no one will say it.
No one will say it, right?
Next week...
I knew Matsumoto was an old man.
A big incident! Genuine Idone Sakura is on a rampage!
Hey, we're on top! Stop it!
Stop it!
Let's go!
So you're dating someone?
Who is it?
Furthermore, could it be that the old man is...
It's embarrassing!
What?!