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Hitoshi Matsumoto's "Becoming a Snack for Alcohol" story!
Today's members are interesting.
I call myself "Mr. Tsukesan and Mr. Kakusan's seat".
This time, it's "Untouchable"!
Welcome!
It's been 15 years since "Untouchable" and "Tsukuji TV" co-starred with Mr. Matsumoto.
I can't believe you're sitting here.
No, "Untouchable" has always wanted me to be here.
Did you say that?
I didn't say it loudly.
I didn't say it loudly, but I'm already drunk.
Really?
"Untouchable" is the only word I can say.
I know what you mean.
Both of you are wrong.
"Untouchable" is back!
Tonight, "Untouchable" and "Tsukuji TV" co-star with Mr. Matsumoto for the first time in 15 years!
Do you get drunk at work?
Yes, I do. I get drunk a lot.
Do you want to marry her?
What?
Thank you.
He said he wanted to marry her because of the alcohol.
"Motherhood Check" of "Ungirls Tanaka" also got married.
If you want to get married, what would you do if your mother told you not to marry her?
You're saying that again!
Let's find out the correct answer for men's kiss faces!
You're like a dinosaur from "Jurassic Park".
If you like drinking, or you don't like it, let's empty our heads and get excited!
Let's have a toast!
Cheers!
Thank you.
He's doing a good job.
Miyata-kun!
Speaking of Miyata-san,
although he's an active idol,
he's known as a "johnny's fan" anime nerd.
In fact, he's also known as a mom's favorite idol,
and it seems like he has concerns about it.
There's something I want to make clear today.
I'm really close with my mom.
I love my mom.
But every week or so, she comes over to my house,
cleans and does the laundry for me,
and cooks for me.
So that I can see my mom as often as possible,
I rent an apartment near my house,
and my mom lives there.
You don't live with her, do you?
We don't live together, but we're close.
Nakai-san says, "Mazacon, mazacon!" a lot.
My friends say, "That's a little too much."
Is this a mazacon?
From a woman's point of view...
Miyata-san loves his mom too much!
Whether he's a mazacon or not,
we want to know what women think about it!
A woman's opinion is important now.
I think it's good to care about your mom,
but when you're prioritizing your mom over yourself,
you might think it's a mazacon.
For example, if you're gay,
and you still come over to my house once a week,
you might think it's a little too much.
I see.
I, um...
Basically, I prioritize my mom.
You already said you were going to get drunk.
A while ago, Masairo Nakai-san took me out for a drink.
After the second round, we decided to go for the third round.
The next day, my mom was supposed to come in the morning.
She said, "Sorry, Nakai-san. It's early in the morning. I'm going home."
I was a little surprised.
That's amazing.
It's early for your mom.
So you prioritize your mom.
I prioritize my mom more than Nakai-san.
How old are you now?
I'm 32 years old.
32 years old.
You're a little old.
Really?
Let's say you're dating this person and you want to get married.
What would you do if your mom said, "Don't date that person"?
I would quit.
That's too much.
I've never made a mistake since my mom told me to do it.
That's too much.
You're right in the middle of it.
What would you do if your mom told you to get a punch perm?
I've done it once.
It might not be a joke.
It might be something new.
You're looking at me.
My mom told me that I should do my hair like this when I was about 20 years old.
It's funny that your mom told you that.
She doesn't tell you about your hair.
Since I was in elementary school, my seniors gave me photos of me and Koichi.
They told me to go to a beauty salon and get my hair done like this.
My mom liked Johnny's so she sent me a resume.
She told me that I would live as Johnny's.
I said "Okay!" and now I'm still living as Johnny's.
Wow, as I thought, you're amazing, mom!
As a woman, do you feel like you're going too far?
I don't like it.
For example, if I promised to go on a date first and my mom contacted me saying "I want to see you today" around the same time, which one would you prioritize?
Your mom.
No!
I don't like it!
Even if it's her birthday?
Then wouldn't it be better if it's just the three of you?
What?!
That's pretty bad for a woman!
That's pretty bad!
For example, if you're done with a date and you're done with dinner with the three of you, and it's just the two of you after this, and your mom calls you out.
Call me out!
No way!
It can't be just the three of you!
It's like you're going to a hotel or something!
But if it's not someone who will take care of you until the end and send you off, then I don't like it.
I don't like your mom being away from you.
Away from me?!
On the contrary, I don't like your mom saying "No, it's just the two of you today, so it's fine for me."
I don't like it.
But if your mom says that, then you'll do it, right?
Okay, then when will you do it again?
But if you do it like that, it feels like you don't care about her anymore.
It's like you want the two of you to be together, right?!
I'll make it dark for you, so you can look at it.
That's no good, right?!
It depends on what you're talking about.
It depends on what you're showing in a dark state.
I don't like it!
"I don't like it" and "I don't like it" don't go well together.
They don't go well together.
If that's the case, you know, if you say something weird first and then say it in order, you're ahead.
That's right.
Then you'll lose your way.
Can you stop talking about my mother dying?
That's a little serious.
I'm sorry.
It's really serious.
This may not be very good for girls.
That's right.
It's okay for men to watch it. It's not a bother.
Even though he has a friend called "Mazacon", he doesn't really care about it.
What's the reason for that?
Hige Danshaku's Higuchi-kun Mazacon...
So, when my mother was eating grilled fish, she would loosen up her body with her mouth.
She would loosen up her back and remove only her bones and give them to Higuchi-kun.
Higuchi-kun would eat them and say, "They look delicious!"
But if you watch it, it's funny, isn't it?
Mother won!
I can't choose! I can't choose!
But it's fun for us to watch.
It's fun for you to watch, right?
I've had my mother come over and clean up my room.
Oh, really?
I haven't gone that far.
If I were Mother Korn, I really wouldn't be able to get married.
No, that's not it!
No, Mother Korn is fine!
No, no, you say "mother"!
I'm a mother.
I don't think it's a good thing.
If you're a good adult like a mother...
I call her "mother" too, but...
You can't say that about people!
I'm Mother Korn!
No, you're not Mother Korn!
For example, if you're a good mother and you're running through a river,
what do you say?
"Mother"!
I don't think that's right!
You can't say "mother"!
You can't!
No, no, no!
You can't say that!
"Mother"!
You're scary!
You're a bad father!
You can't say that!
I'm a good father!
Who are you?!
No, no, Mother Korn doesn't say "mother"!
You can't say that!
What would you do if someone said "who are you"?
Mother!
What is that?!
I feel sorry for you if you don't do it.
And then...
It's disgusting, but...
And then...
My mother, my good mother, did her best for me.
Oh, is it how you call her?
I think there is a way of calling her.
Does Mazacon also appear in the way of calling her?
What do you call your mother's way of calling you, men?
Always my mother.
She's always my mother.
Because...
Because she's my mother.
That's right.
But there wasn't a rebellious period or anything like that.
At that time, there wasn't a rebellious period at all.
What is your cell phone registered under?
Fujiko.
Unexpectedly, you brought it up.
It's in Romaji, Fujiko.
My mother said she liked it.
Oh, your mother.
Why is it registered?
It's in Miheko.
Isn't it weird to register as Tanaka Miheko?
It's a theory to register under your mother's name.
It's common.
Why don't you register as Matsumatsu-san?
My mother calls me Akiko, but I don't register as Akiko.
Why do they call me that? Is it because of my mother?
That's cute.
By the way, I have a story for you.
A man in his 20s and 40s asked his mother what her registration name was.
Any generation has the most full names.
And in their 20s, even if they have 9% full names...
The "i" in "kansai dialect" basically means "to flow" all the time, right?
In that case, it means that your mother will go crazy at an old age.
It's like "mama".
It's not like that.
What do they call you?
I register under my mother's name.
You register under your mother's name?
That's dangerous.
If your mother is about to drown in a river, what do you call her?
I don't call her "mother".
Don't deceive me.
I call her "are you okay?"
I don't call her "mother".
That's suspicious.
There's no way she's okay.
If she's okay, why would she drown in a river?
What do you call her if she's about to drown in a river?
I've said it so many times, but I also call her "mother"!
It's the same!
That's it!
Right?
Because there's nothing else!
There's nothing else!
Then, when my mother is being washed away, what do you call her?
I call her "mother of Matsumoto-san"!
Go and save her!
Let's go.
Yui-chan, do you want to go?
Yes.
Yui-san, who debuted as a child actor with her father as a comedy actor,
is now active as a 20-year-old actress.
It seems like you have a longing for wonderful love and marriage.
Well, I have a high requirement for marriage and love.
So, people around me always tell me, "You'll never be able to get married," or "You'll end up in a bad position."
That's right.
As a solo worker, I want my partners to be particular about "proposing" to me.
Yui-san, who has grown up and has big dreams for love in the future,
seems like people laugh at you because you dream too much.
When I'm drinking wine or champagne, I put my ring in it and when I'm drinking it, I snap my fingers.
And I'm like, "Oh, it was in!"
Above all, it's dangerous!
You can't snap your fingers!
There's a very high possibility!
It's like food!
In any case, you want a surprise, don't you?
That's right.
So, I snap my fingers and put it on and they say, "Let's go to a karaoke with me."
Karaoke?
Isn't karaoke something else?
I want to go in the same karaoke.
I want you to say that.
If it's the same grave, I get it, but if it's the same karaoke, I can't say it at the same time.
That's ridiculous.
It's impossible to sing in the same karaoke.
Is it impossible?
Isn't it "dosoo"?
"Dosoo"?
Normally, you put it in karaoke, go to Kasoba, bake it, pick it up, put it in a jar, and put it in a grave.
I want you to say it in the same jar.
That's right.
If it's like that, it's okay.
People say it's ridiculous.
I'm sure they say it.
I'm curious about your proposals.
I'm curious about it.
I haven't thrown it away yet.
What kind of proposal do you want to make?
What I want to do is...
To be honest, I've been proposed to many times on TV shows.
Please be my girlfriend.
That's a lot.
I've been proposed to in many places.
I know the kanji of many places.
What I definitely like is "beach."
"Beach"?
I don't do it for money.
No, no, no.
I don't need that kind of money.
That's not fair.
It's what you're good at.
No, no, no.
When I say it out loud on the beach, I feel really good.
I feel like I can do it.
When it's time for sunset...
Like Hawaii?
Before I say it out loud, there's a scene.
When there's a scene, there's a wave.
That's what I like!
This scene is shown in the TV show "Conto", but I've thought about it many times when I thought it might work.
Mayary-chan is also very curious about it.
Is that so?
I want to be proposed in nature.
Isn't it?
I definitely recommend the beach.
If you're not confident about it, you can go to the beach and experience the power of the earth.
It hasn't progressed yet.
It hasn't progressed yet, but as a result of being shown in various places,
I've also been dumped in a restaurant.
After being dumped in a restaurant, I feel like I'm wet and nothing will help me.
Even if you're dumped, you can say "it's okay" on the beach, right?
Even if you make a mistake in a proposal, you don't have to pick up.
Oh, for that.
That's right.
Oh, it's the beach that supports you when you're depressed.
If you think about it like that, I definitely recommend it.
The beach.
I definitely choose the beach.
Of course, you don't care about words or anything like that.
I don't need words anymore.
It feels really good to be asked to marry in a loud voice.
What's wrong with you?
You're getting angry.
I'm not trying to say it.
Just say it.
I'm not trying to say it.
Mayary-chan, do you like it?
I like nature.
My ideal is Tanzania or something like that.
Tanzania?
When the sunset is setting and the lake is orange, we're riding a canoe and something happens.
We fall off the canoe and we're laughing and saying, "Let's get married."
I want to say it.
I don't know what you're talking about!
If you don't say it now, I'm going to go crazy!
What is this?
Get it together!
Go to Tanzania and...
I want you to get wet.
A proposal in the sea is good, isn't it?
It's good to be wet.
It's good to be wet and there's a sunset and it's good to be wet.
How about a flash mob or something like that?
How about a flash mob?
No, I don't like flash mobs.
Why?
I don't want people of all ages to celebrate it.
It's a little twisted.
How did you propose, Mr. Zakiyama?
Mr. Zakiyama, who married an ordinary woman six years ago.
I don't have the image of proposing seriously.
I have an ideal.
I heard that this kind of proposal is good.
My wife wrote me a script.
Did you write it for me?
But I'm going to do it as it is.
Write a script?
My wife doesn't like surprises.
But she said this kind of proposal is good.
So I said, "Then it's just right."
What should I do if you tell me this?
Do it as the script says.
Do it as the script says and propose seriously.
There are requests like, "The night view looks good."
That's right.
What did you say at the end of the movie?
Will you marry me?
There is something like that.
It's like a scene from an American drama.
She knelt down and opened the door and said, "Will you marry me?"
That's amazing.
But all of them are serious.
My wife bought me this wedding ring.
She bought me this wedding ring.
I said "this is it" and she said "OK, OK".
It's not together.
It's like a ready-to-go-start.
It's not about weird stories or thinking. It's about thinking.
Yes, thinking.
She said "thank you, thank you".
It's not always a surprise.
Yes, yes, yes.
I like that.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I don't really have a marriage instinct.
I've never really thought about getting married.
But if I do...
If I do get married, what kind of proposal would I like?
When I thought about it, I wanted her to tell me.
Ah, you wanted her to request it.
She said "get married or break up, choose one" and I said "OK, let's get married".
I thought that was just right.
But when I heard Zakiyama-san's answer, I like that.
She's leading you.
Yes, she's my ideal wife.
No, no, no. Please go ahead and get married.
It's not just about getting her to say it.
You should ask your mother first.
If you get your mother's approval...
It's not about proposing.
When you go out with someone, do you ask them out?
When you get married, you probably propose to a lot of people.
But when you go out with someone, do you ask them out properly?
Ah, I'm curious.
Don't you ask them out?
You like them, right?
Yes.
You like them, right?
Yes, I say "let's go out".
If you don't do that, you can't go out with them, can you?
It's kind of vague.
How do you go out with them?
It's kind of vague.
Is it vague?
How is it?
"Please go out with me".
Do you say it properly?
I say it.
I always say "please go out with me".
It's nice when you say it.
There are many people around me who say vague things like "what is this?"
It depends on the person.
I haven't said it properly.
Then how do you go out with her?
I think I've done it a few times.
You've cheered for her.
But you can't do it for the first time until you've done it a few times.
If you don't say "I like you" at the first meeting, I think she won't forgive you.
Successors are different.
You failed, idiot.
I failed a lot, idiot.
I'm serious.
I've done it a few times.
By the way,
We asked young men and women whether they confessed their love or not.
As you can see,
20% of them said "I won't confess my love."
You have to confess your love.
How did you propose?
I had a baby.
I said "I hope you have a baby."
I confessed my love and I've done it.
Then she said "Oh, you're married, too."
Congratulations.
Doesn't Shibata get married?
He does. He must be crazy about it.
Crazy about it?
He has a girlfriend.
He's a child.
He wants to marry his girlfriend.
In August, Shibata declares his marriage proudly.
What does she say?
It's like, "Yeah, you're right."
It happens every day.
Do men close their eyes?
And it's a big controversy whether to open your eyes or not when you kiss!
You don't normally close your eyes, do you?
I've never thought about it.
But I don't think I can imagine Natsumoto-san opening his eyes and kissing.
Isn't that right?
Do you have a girlfriend like that?
I do, I do, I do.
I see.
You have a girlfriend like that and you simply want to marry her.
Wow!
Here's an explosive statement!
Shibata-san is thinking of remarriage with the girlfriend he's dating now!
This has become a proposal.
Ah, it's a proposal.
But I think I propose every day.
In what way?
No matter what I say, I want to marry her.
Every day.
Every day?!
What does she say?
She says "thank you" to me.
She says "thank you" to me every day.
Is it the same age?
She's a year younger than me.
Wow!
Now that you mention it, it's not a chance anymore, is it?
That's true.
She said she would marry me first.
Wow!
So it's not that far in the future?
I don't think it's that far in the future.
Wow!
I want to marry you!
I wanted to marry you last year.
I want to sing you a song.
Stop it!
What song do you want me to sing?
Don't try to liven up the song!
No, why?!
Let's stop it.
It's getting difficult.
My touch is getting weird.
Ah!
Mary-san!
It's me.
Mary-san.
Yes.
Model and actor Mary June is still single.
Out of all the relationships she's had, what does she want to say about kissing?
The wedding is coming up soon.
When I...
Um...
When I kiss...
Um...
Your finger.
I open my eyes.
Wow!
I'm curious about the other person's expression.
I open my eyes and look.
There's a chance for me to kiss someone I think is really cool.
Wow!
I don't want to kiss you!
You don't want to kiss me, do you?
You don't kiss me with that kind of opportunity!
But it was an exciting kiss.
We kissed because we were attracted to each other.
I thought it was cool, but when I kissed him, I was curious about his expression, and when I saw it, I thought, "Oh, is it in?"
Is it in?
In that mode...
No, it's not.
It's not in.
He looked like a narcissist.
He looked like a mykenitian.
Maybe Mary's kiss was cooler.
When I saw it, it was in.
It looked really uncool, and it cooled down.
Mary's kiss cooled down like a narcissist's kiss.
How do men's kisses look like?
Do you think it's better if it's not in?
I think it's better if it's in.
I don't think it's like that.
I think there are kisses that don't go in.
Don't you think it's in?
Excuse me, but where do you think it's in?
In the car.
In the car...
It's in, but...
Mary's eyes are closed.
Mary's eyes are closed and her mykenitian is very close.
It's like it's in.
I thought it was really cool.
So I thought, "Oh, it's in," and it cooled down.
In the end, it's still in.
Just with that one kiss?
Just one kiss.
What would have been better?
What was the right answer?
It's not in mykenitian. It's a little more refreshing.
Do you like the atmosphere?
Isn't he a fake handsome man?
What are you guys talking about?
Look at his wounded face.
What are you talking about?
I'm serious.
Are you serious?
Don't make fun of me.
Are you serious?
You don't have to make fun of me.
I'm serious.
How is it?
Is it in your mouth?
What do you mean?
I think it's in your mouth.
Don't make fun of me.
I think it's in your mouth.
You guys are like this.
Wait a minute.
Do men close their eyes?
I close my eyes, but only half of my eyes are open.
I close my eyes.
You don't close your eyes, do you?
Why don't you close your eyes?
Do you close your eyes?
You don't close your eyes, do you?
I can't imagine Matsumoto-san opening his eyes and kissing.
Can you imagine it if you close your eyes?
I haven't thought about it that much.
Don't look at me.
Does it hurt?
Wait a minute.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Are you serious?
Are you going to hug me?
Is it in your mouth?
Yes, it's in my mouth.
What are you talking about?
I don't know if it's in my mouth or not.
Johnny's Kiss Me Show.
Can I do it on this side?
Because it's easy to see.
It's in my mouth.
It's in your mouth?
It's all in your mouth.
What are you doing?
You can't do it if it's not in your mouth, can you?
That's why people close their eyes.
Don't you usually close your eyes?
Can you show me how you do it?
Are you doing it in order?
It's in my mouth since you took it out of your mouth.
It's all in your mouth.
If it's not in your mouth, I want to kiss you.
Do whatever you want.
That's why women shouldn't open their eyes.
Why is that?
Because you'll get cold.
That's why you're waiting for it.
You wanted to see it, didn't you?
Don't you want to know how she looks like?
I want to know.
There's an actress, too.
Can I ask you something?
You're old.
I'm told to look at me.
Don't you mind looking at me?
Looking at me.
Don't you mind looking at me?
Once in a while,
You're pretty old, aren't you?
I'm not old.
It's not like that.
I'm experienced.
It's not important.
Please say it!
Just in case.
Orefuka?
Six people...
Why?!
It's realistic!
No, no, I'm saying it's realistic, but it's not like I'm doing my best!
It's like this!
Six people!
Can six people be born with this?!
No, no!
All of you!
You can't do it!
Men should be careful about it.
You shouldn't kiss too much.
If you kiss too much...
It's a very difficult kiss.
Until now, for example, in dramas, is there a kiss that doesn't include a kiss of that person at that time?
Is there a kiss like that?
As long as there isn't one, it doesn't matter if it's included or not.
Basically, everyone was included, right?
Wait a minute!
I want to ask you one more time, but is it okay if it's included?!
It's okay!
It's like you're kissing yourself and you're drunk, it's like that, and who else, and the Titanic's Leonardo DiCaprio isn't included.
It's not that it's not included!
But there's acting too!
If it's not included, the director will be blamed for it!
Ah, I got it! It's not included!
It's not included...
By the way, let me tell you something!
When we asked 100 men and women if they would open their eyes when kissing, as you can see, there are so many men who do!
It's included! It's similar!
It's a strange story...
On the other hand, what kind of kiss do you do in the beginning?
Is it first kiss?
First kiss?
Do you kiss lightly or hard?
Or...
It's true, it's true!
If you kiss too hard...
You're interested in it now, aren't you?
It's true, it's true!
How do you kiss?
It's like that!
I want to know!
Okada Yui-san is in her middle age!
What kind of first kiss is it?
She wants to ask men!
Is it a "ham-ham" kiss?
Is it a French one?
Or is it a hard one?
Which one is it?
For me, it's a hard one.
A hard one? All of a sudden?
Do you kiss hard in the first kiss?
I might kiss hard.
You can't kiss hard!
Which one is better?
For you, as a woman?
How about you, Takai-san?
From "ham-ham" to "hard" is better, isn't it?
Not at all?
Not at all, yes.
I don't know what "hard" is.
Can I ask Yui-chan?
What it's like?
I'm with Takai-san, too!
You're the most involved in this story!
That's right!
There was a time when everyone wanted to quit.
Yui-san can't let this story go!
How can you be free from Oshikawa?
You're interested in it, aren't you?
That's right!
I'm still wandering in an unknown world.
I want to know more about it.
Yes, please.
Mr. Jagiyama.
I'm wondering what you are doing.
It's like a wedding celebration comment.
You are asked to do it, aren't you?
There must be several times a year.
Yes, there are.
I wonder how many times.
After this, we will look at celebrities' celebration comments that are rarely seen.
Celebration comments that are rarely seen.
It's like a wedding celebration comment.
You are asked to do it, aren't you?
There must be several times a year.
Yes, there are.
I wonder how many times.
It's not that I'm in trouble, but I'm wondering what I'm doing when I'm with people I don't know at all.
When you are with popular celebrities, you may be asked to do a celebration comment for staff you don't know very well.
I have a ultimate one.
It's not a request, but it's like an elevator in my apartment.
When I opened it, there was a young couple in front of me.
They said, "Oh, you are Mr. Jagiyama, aren't you?"
I said, "Oh, hello!" and I asked them for a celebration comment.
Is that possible?
I like it.
As I said earlier, I'm kind.
I like it because it's sweet and sweet.
I'm kind.
Even though you don't know anything.
I like that kind of people.
Even as an entertainment company...
There must be people you don't know.
There are many people I don't know.
That's right.
I wonder how you all get over it.
I can't imagine Matsumoto-san's celebration comment at all.
I say it a couple of times a year.
What do you say most of the time?
I make scandalous things into jokes.
I can't help it.
I can laugh the fastest.
For example, when an announcer gets married,
I make scandalous things into jokes.
People who come to my wedding laugh a lot,
but it's weird at work.
This theme is...
Congratulations on your marriage, Mr. and Ms. NaniNani and Ms. NaniNani!
Without you two, I wouldn't be who I am now.
There's a pattern like that.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Some of you may think you've seen this pattern on TV.
Congratulations on your marriage!
I really didn't want to go!
There's a pattern like that.
Without you two, I wouldn't be who I am now.
I'm not in a situation where I'm celebrating someone's wedding.
There's a pattern like that.
I see.
There must have been something, you idiot!
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
No, it's fine.
I'm sure you know it.
Without you two, I wouldn't be who I am now.
I usually go with Yamane and the two of you.
Congratulations on your marriage!
At the end, we say, "Yamane, can you pull out the tablecloth?"
Yamane says, "Yes, I can."
Yamane pulls it out and it hits me here.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
And then I'm disbanded.
If you say it like that, you can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't make you say it.
Do you use this every time?
Isn't it a computer?
But I, Zakiyama...
I'm great...
I'm terrible...
Am I...
Am I ever angry, Zakiyama?
Even if you ask me to do that, I still do it.
He's kind.
Zakiyama is disbanded!
A test for those who get irritated?
What is Zakiyama's technique?
It's wonderful.
Zakiyama has never seen anyone angry.
There is a technique that he is convinced of once.
Even if Yamazaki is angry, he may not have seen it.
He doesn't raise his voice.
Is there an ordinary amateur?
But he doesn't get angry.
Yamazaki is very excited.
Even if it's not like that, for example, a celebrity talks to me.
Yamazaki starts more than that, so Yamazaki also pulls back a little.
There is such a strong start.
No, no, no!
It's amazing.
Yamazaki doesn't feel like that, but Yamazaki does it like this.
Then I have to hold it down.
It's like a cross-counter.
Cross-counter.
Yamazaki is angry.
In the end, for example...
Zakiyama, eh?
For example, "No, no."
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
If it ends in 20 seconds...
Dismissed!
This is a strange story.
It doesn't end in 5 seconds.
It's amazing.
Yamazaki simply ends it quickly.
It's amazing.
My father also has a story to tell.
He doesn't ask for it.
Pa, pa, pa!
Close shop!
He ends it like "gara gara".
My father is like Zakiyama.
It's amazing.
He doesn't say anything.
Once, when I ordered a delivery from Okinawa...
When I opened it...
"Ha!" it said.
"Zakiyama!" it said.
"Keruru!" it said.
I said it!
You said it!
Wonderful!
On the other hand, it's not over yet.
Even amateurs don't know what to do with Matsumoto-san.
He invented a one-shot gag and said...
But I'm going to go crazy, too!
No, no, no!
No, no!
You're going to go crazy, aren't you?
You're going crazy, aren't you?
No, no, no!
If you say it like that, I'm not going to go crazy!
You're going to go crazy, aren't you?
You know, when I was on the Shinkansen before...
There was a guy coming in between me and me.
I didn't know what to do.
But even if you're angry and you're confused...
You should say it back like that, right?
You're going to go crazy, aren't you?
Why?
On the contrary, it's going to take you a long time.
It's going to take you a long time.
I'm going to spin it.
Let's go.
I hope you don't all spin it.
What should I do?
Do that!
It was good last time.
It was well-received.
It's a move I've never done before and I'll never do it again.
You did it, didn't you?
Matsumoto-san's favorite move recently.
A move he's never done in his life.
This time, the members seem to have a lot of fun, too!
I thought I'd like to see it, so I brought a shelf.
What is it?
It's a move you've never done in your life.
I want you to do a move you'll never do in your life.
What do you mean?
You can't do what you've done so far!
That's right! You can't do it!
And you can't do what you're going to do in the future!
I'll do it.
Good! Good!
I've never seen it!
It's a shocking move you've never seen in your life!
What is it?
I've never seen it!
You'll never do it in your life!
I won't do it in my life!
Yui has a DNA.
I'm looking forward to it!
After this, the comedian's genes will explode!
It's got DNA in it!
There is only one rule.
You just need to get to the goal!
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Yui, you know...
What is Yui Okada's first move in her life?
You know what it is, Yui?
What? Wait a second!
It's got DNA.
What is it? It's a move you've never done, right?
Yeah, that's right.
What is it?
I'm sure you know it.
Your expression...
Oh, that's good!
That was really good!
This show is really scary!
It's really scary!
Oh, wait a second!
It was getting better and better!
That was really good!
Really?
Don't pretend like you don't know it!
Don't joke around!
Not at all!
It's a move you've never done, right?
You have to leave it up to me!
You've said you've seen it before!
No, no, no!
You've said you've seen it before!
No, I haven't!
Why is it not a move you've ever done?
So, it's Miyata-kun's turn now.
Can I?
Well, show us your power of silence.
It's not a move you've ever done!
No, it is!
It's not!
It is!
Yes, it is!
It's a good move...
My mother taught me it!
Your mother came up with it recently.
My mother was doing it, wasn't she?
Mother!
Don't call me!
I still have a lot of money.
What are you trying to do?
Do you want me to do something you don't want me to do?
No, but...
But, just now...
Say something!
Hey!
Just now...
No!
Then show me what you did just now!
Show me what you did just now!
I told you to do it!
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