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Tonight, at the entertainers' drinking party, Norika Fujiwara has come!
"Sir! Sir!" she says to me, but I don't know what to say.
I don't know either.
What is the common problem between Norika and Matsumoto?
I don't know much about tapioca either.
But tapioca is...
Tapioca is fine!
Fujimon faces his first tapioca since the riot!
It's been a while.
Ready...
Wait! There's someone who makes me hungry from the start!
Who is it?!
Whether you like alcohol or not, let's have a fun hour together!
You're terrible!
Matsumoto Hitoshi's story of becoming a drinker!
They're an amazing group of people!
This drinking party is nothing like it!
It's nothing like it!
When I heard my name on the schedule, I laughed!
Fujiwara Norika!
It's true, it's a variety show like this.
She talks while drinking!
Can I have some water?
What are you drinking today?
Highball!
I like this show very much and I'm watching it.
Wow!
Variety shows are rare, aren't they?
What do you think of Nobu with 65 points?
Last time, Sakai-san said I have 65 points.
I don't like it.
I'm confident in Norika-san.
Are you trying to get her to give you points?
That's fast!
I don't know why I'm so confident in Norika-san.
She's a little like Ainosuke-san.
Norika-san, please watch it carefully.
If you divide men into two groups...
Two?!
If you divide men into two groups...
They don't look like each other, do they?
No, they don't.
Really?
No, they don't.
Let's talk about various things today.
Yes, please.
Now that you said "kiss-my-foot", let's talk about Mikaido-kun.
Mikaido-kun's...
Last time, in "Hashigo-zake", the four of us did "busai-ka", and there's something I want to ask Matsumoto-san.
As an idol, what's a tough job like?
During Christmas, it's too hard for me to dress up like Santa and shoot videos.
I don't like that kind of cosplay, and honestly it's tough.
Matsumoto-san said "No, the real Santa is the old man, though."
It was too decided for me. It was too decided for me.
It was too cool for me.
It was too decided for me.
It's true that Santa is the old man.
I see, I see.
I don't know if it came out on the spot or I was thinking about it.
I'm really nervous.
Wait a minute!
Mikaido-san is worshipping Matsumoto-san.
During the show, he said "I want to know if you're thinking about it in advance."
It was too cool for me.
I can't think of anything else after that.
Don't you have anything else to think about?
You don't know, do you?
Don't you have anything else to think about?
Matsumoto-san clearly said what kind of episode we were going to talk about.
Can I say it like that?
It's really...
It can't be helped.
Santano is an old man, but he's really cool.
I should have said it like that.
It was decided too much.
That's right.
Matsumoto-san, there are times when you say interesting things from a ridiculous angle.
But I don't remember that kind of thing.
Then you don't remember what we just talked about?
I don't remember.
That's amazing.
It happens.
It's like, "Oh, is that how you say it?"
Well, yeah, that's what I call a funny pun.
"Moshigo"?
Moshigo.
You haven't learned it yet.
What are you talking about?
Moshigo.
What are you talking about?
Moshigo alone is fine.
You're complimenting me.
You're making me feel better.
It's something like, "Wow, you were really cool."
You can also drink Nikorun's alcohol.
I'm the kind of person who drinks alcohol really heavily.
Yes.
Is she strong?
Yes, she is.
She is about the same age as me.
When we drink together, we often drink tequila.
She is young.
How old is she?
She is 22 years old now.
Wow!
She can run away from Koyote, can't she?
It's not that early.
Why is it early?
Is Koyote early?
No, it's not.
Koyote?
The current Koyote is also good.
There are many animals.
It's a good choice to choose Koyote.
It's like a moose.
It's like a cheetah.
A cheetah.
It's more interesting to see a picture that is just about to float.
She is thin.
Please don't do this to me.
If you close your eyes, it will come out.
She is exquisite.
She is an exquisite Koyote.
Then, shall we have a toast?
Yes.
Cheers!
I can't help it.
Fujimoto-san, Matsumoto-san's drinking party is usually Fujimoto-san's party.
What color do you drink?
What color?
What kind of liquor do you drink?
Fuzzy Nable.
Wow, girls!
Girls have been drinking it for a long time.
Don't you stop drinking liquor that you can't drink?
It doesn't go well with Fujimoto-san.
Certainly.
Huh? What's up?
Beat Takeshi-san?
No!
You're younger!
Yes.
You were more flashy when you were younger!
You don't look like a beige person!
You wrote "fitche" on your shirt, didn't you?
You wrote "fitche"!
My dog is playing golf.
I think you should stop drinking liquor that you can't drink.
I only drink Komanechi.
You only drink Komanechi?!
I'm sorry, Matsumoto-san.
I want to see it.
It's Komane... Momashigo.
Here I go!
Komanechi!
You should stop drinking it!
It's like this.
It's definitely not a comedy!
You should stop drinking it!
He's laughing at me!
It's really funny!
Even if Takeshi-san does it, it's not funny like this!
I'm drunk too!
Okay, let's do it properly!
Yes, let's do it!
The person who turned the bottle should stop for now!
Let's go!
Yes, it came out!
Let's talk about Norika-san!
Actress Fujiwara Norika!
Husband is a kabuki actor, Kataoka Ainosuke!
There's no one who doesn't know Norika-san!
Because of her existence!
There's something I want to ask you all.
I think you're all used to hearing this.
When you enter a cafe and you're told "This way, please."
But you don't want to go there, do you?
Sometimes you don't like this seat, right?
How did you feel at the time?
I pretended like I couldn't hear you and said "Ahaha!"
But I sat where I like!
How about that?
I know!
There's a lot!
I said "Ahaha!" and sat where I like!
Do you say "Ahaha!" when you're told "This way, please."?
I can hear you but I ignore you!
I know what you mean. Maybe I'm close to that.
Norika wants to choose her own seat in a restaurant.
She says it's not just selfishness but a celebrity-like reason.
I feel bad about it.
But if you don't have your own seat...
If you're noticed, you'll be in trouble.
Yes. I want to eat with my back to you.
I look for my seat at the entrance and I say "Sir, sir!" when I'm told "Over there!"
I don't know.
I don't know what you're doing.
I haven't noticed it yet.
I don't want Matsumoto-san's seat.
But I know it's going to be a hassle for the restaurant.
But I can't say "It's Matsumoto."
I can't say "Oh, it's a customer."
But I can understand it a little.
You can't say "It's Norika."
If I say "It's Norika," people may say "Huh?"
It's embarrassing.
I pretend not to hear it.
Can I say "Can I say it here?"
You can't say "It's Norika."
Do you think I'm selfish?
You say it selfishly.
You say it selfishly and it comes out.
You become selfish.
We don't go that far.
"Can I say it here?" You can say it.
Really?
I'm nervous.
At that stage, you haven't bothered anyone, right?
You haven't sat down yet.
I'm going to ask my mom.
She's a good mom.
Do you go to seafood sushi?
Seafood sushi...
When you go to the beach, you want to eat it a lot, right?
Seafood sushi at the beach.
Everything is delicious.
Everything is fashionable.
If you go to a sushi restaurant,
you can eat real seafood sushi.
You can eat real seafood sushi.
The seafood sushi in the city is also real.
I'm really angry.
The quality is different.
It's delicious.
When you want to go to the beach,
you go to Aomori or Sapporo.
Do you go there?
Yes, I do.
I want to eat tuna or something like that.
But when you realize it...
You can't eat the plate.
It was delicious when it rotated.
You can't eat the plate now.
You can't eat it now.
Oh, you mean " dizerbohm's " ....
No way ! You can't eat it directly from now on.
You know it so well.
I said you can't eat it directly from now on.
You consider it as a great article.
But you can't eat it on the spot.
But the restaurant owner said you can't help it because you said you can eat it on the spot.
But you eat it with a salad every week.
When he eats it, I have to take a photo in advance, so even if I take a photograph, I always put my face forward and eat it all at once.
At the entrance, I looked at the whole picture for a moment and went to where I said, "That's it."
It's been about 20 years since I became Norika Fujiwara.
I hope you don't mind it, but I really want to eat it when I eat dinner.
I really want to eat it.
On the contrary, is there anything you've never been in and you'd like to go in here?
What?
I've never been in it. I've never been in it.
Ms. Norika, since you have a celebrity image and are famous, is it difficult for you to enter a restaurant where you can go easily?
Is there a place you'd like to go?
Is there a counter 5-seat ramen restaurant?
If you go to Hakata, there are a lot of delicious places.
I don't think you can go there.
I really want to go there, so we'll go there together.
Oh, I see.
Yes, we'll go there together as a team.
Should we fill it up there?
You don't say "beef bowl chain," do you?
You haven't been in it since you came to Tokyo, have you?
I don't know.
Wins?
Do you have it?
I don't know about Wins.
It's an outdoor parking lot.
Oh, I see.
Yes, we have it.
What?
It's up there, where you can stay in your own room quietly.
Oh, I see.
Not in your own room, but where you can stand in line.
Yes, yes.
You can stand in line, but you can do it one by one on the screen.
There is one, but it's not Wins there.
No, it's not.
It's Wins.
It's Big Wins there.
Oh, is that so?
You have your own teeth there, right?
What?
You have your own teeth there, right?
Customers' teeth.
We have that.
Do you have that, Matsumoto-san? Do you have gyudon there?
Yes, I like it.
Do you eat it at the counter over there?
Yes, I do.
But now, I definitely eat sushi at Kura Sushi.
Oh, I see.
Let's do it.
Seriously.
Don't give us back "smart news".
It's been about half a year.
It's not "don't give it back".
You apologized here last time.
You apologized.
I can't change it?
Of course.
You can't order it?
I used to like it a lot.
It's delicious, isn't it?
It's delicious. I like it. I like sweets.
Can you go and buy it?
I can't.
I can't do it.
You can't?
I don't know what people will think of me.
It's not bad.
It's not bad, but it doesn't change my feelings.
I feel like I'm going to drink it.
Don't say that.
I don't like losing what I like.
You didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything, but it's hard for me to buy it.
But once you have a scene where you drink tapioca on TV, you can't clear it.
Are you okay?
I have courage.
I'm careful about tapioca.
But if you talk about tapioca like this, no one will do it.
I don't do it myself.
Everyone can do it with tapioca.
But I don't do it with tapioca.
You don't have to do it with tapioca.
Don't make me angry.
I want you to go far away if you can do it.
With tapioca?
With tapioca.
Far away?
Really.
The other day, I went to Kamakura with some of my juniors.
There is a famous shop in Kamakura.
As soon as I saw it, there was a tapioca on the left side.
My juniors said, "Mr. Fujimoto, don't look at the left side."
I don't buy it, but it's okay to look at it.
It's funny. Let's sing it.
I'll play with it all the time.
It's been about a year.
It's been two years.
It's been a month.
Two years.
I'll play with it.
Don't forget it.
I'll eat it.
It would be funny if the tapioca disappeared in the meantime.
What's funny about it?
That was beautiful.
It's getting worse and worse.
Tapioca is one of the reasons you can't laugh.
Everyone, say it.
Come on, come on, come on.
Drink it all up.
Drink it all up with the tapioca.
By the way, I have something to say.
When I asked 100 men if they could drink the tapioca,
87% of them said yes.
Mr. Fujimoto, you don't have to worry about it.
Let's move on, Mr. Matsuo.
Mr. Fujimoto, Mr. Fujimoto.
What do you think of it?
Well, it's quite convenient in the world now,
but I feel like I need to improve it.
It's been like this for a long time.
It's a little inconvenient.
Mr. Fujimoto always feels inconvenient in everyday life,
and he thinks it should definitely be improved.
There seems to be something that Mr. Fujimoto thinks is good.
In the bathroom of a TV station or a shopping mall,
there is a toilet paper box with a stock on top of it.
There is, there is.
Is it the same in Shinkansen?
Oh, it is in Shinkansen, too.
And you use it and it ends,
and you press it like a button,
but when you use it mysteriously,
it's tight and doesn't turn at all, does it?
Yes, it does.
It's tight and doesn't turn at all, does it?
When you use it mysteriously,
it's tight and doesn't turn at all, does it?
When you use it mysteriously,
it's too big and doesn't turn at all,
but you can't fix it, can you?
You should have said that earlier.
It might change.
It's a straw that fits a little more.
No, it's not a straw.
It's a bottle cap.
It's still scratched.
It's torn.
You won't be forgiven.
You're getting too serious.
Look at my face and say it's a straw.
You're saying it so naturally.
I always think like that.
Let's play with it properly.
Like you're drunk.
Would you rather have a straw to drink?
There's no know-how or anything like that.
That was really...
Let's use a thicker straw.
Would you rather have a thicker straw?
Do you still have feelings for me?
No, I don't.
As a remnant.
You still have feelings for me.
Did you pay out your remnant money?
Did you pay it out?
I paid it out.
To say it like that,
it's like the Shinkansen.
It's too sharp.
It doesn't go well.
It doesn't go like you said.
It goes too well.
It doesn't go like you said.
So, for the next person,
I try to tear it off.
It's easier to take it off, right?
Because you can just tear it off like this.
And if you do it like this, it hurts!
What kind of time is this?
Outside hamster.
Isn't it weird?
But if you look at it being torn off,
Doesn't it feel like the person who came in before is still there?
I don't know about that either.
I don't like it being torn off.
Then, which one should we take?
If you know that it's being torn off because of this kindness,
I'm curious,
If it's really being torn off,
Doesn't it feel like it's still there after you wiped it off?
I don't know about that either.
But I'm really a kind-hearted tear-off.
Kind-hearted tear-off.
Debut album.
You must be proud of it.
Kind-hearted tear-off.
Tear-off.
"The kanji for "tear-off" changes."
"It's the more difficult "tear-off" though."
It's the most difficult.
"The kanji for "tear-off" changes."
That's true.
I'd like you to improve that.
Wouldn't that be interesting, too?
Like the microphone we're wearing now.
"It doesn't get smaller, does it?" "No, it's still small." "Oh, really?" "Amazon is better than this at first." "But women have to wear belts." "It really changes, doesn't it?"
By the way, let me tell you something.
The pin microphone that celebrities wear when recording.
They wear this transmitter on their waist, but it hasn't changed in 20 years.
In addition, depending on the outfit of the woman, belts may be required in this way.
"When I wear beautiful clothes like a waistcoat..." "Yes." "I hate it." "That's why I wear it on my thighs." "Beautiful."
Do you know where Fujiko's gun is?
Ms. Onsei, your hands are shaking!
I have it under my thigh.
Under your thigh?
Yes.
What is it for?
It's there and I put it in there.
I don't like it if it comes out here, so I put it under my thigh.
Under your thigh?
Wow!
It's really where you hide your gun.
It's really here.
Do you still do it now?
I do it when I'm dressing up.
You do it when you're dressing up?
I do it when I'm dressing up.
But it's really where you destroy the police station.
It's like Kyoto.
It's Kyoto.
Ms. Morika, it's Kyoto.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful Kyoto because you destroy the police station.
That's why people like me who don't have a career put their guns under their thighs.
You don't know if it's a life or death situation, do you?
You can pick up the voice when you go home, too.
Can you do it?
The fifth one.
I've been drinking a lot, so I'll tell you what I don't care about.
If you don't think so, please tell me.
Yes.
What I don't wash with my own body.
What you don't wash with your own body?
What are you talking about?
Powder.
Powder and entertainers' bathing conditions.
I didn't go.
And in the second half of the show...
That's good.
I really liked you.
Fuji also drinks bubble tea for the first time in two and a half years.
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The fifth one.
She noticed that she didn't wash her body with her own body.
From there, we can see the entertainers' bathing conditions.
I think you all wash your butt and hips.
I wash my arms.
I wash my arms, back and neck.
I wash this area, too.
You do.
But what I don't wash with my own body...
I think it's here.
Where?
I do like this.
I don't wash my body with my own body.
If you don't wash your body with your own body, please raise your hands.
What are you talking about?
If you don't notice it, you won't wash your body with your own body for the rest of your life.
I do like this.
I'm happy if you think I'm going to wash this part from now on.
I'll wash it.
I'm sure you'll wash it a lot.
I'm washing it, but it's not like it's sweet.
This part is sweet, isn't it?
But Norika-san, you wash this part a lot.
Because this part is where the beautiful muscles go in or not.
I always look in the mirror and do like this.
Norika-san, I think you're the only one who washes this part a lot.
Do you wash Nicole's part, too?
I wash Nicole's whole body, but I've never washed this part in the middle.
This is where women look beautiful.
This is an important part.
You noticed it, so you've been washing it since then.
But I always thought you didn't wash this part.
Then you probably didn't wash this part.
I thought so, too.
It's about the top of your buttocks.
Don't you wash it here?
I don't wash it. I don't wash my buttocks, either.
What?
He's starting to use it.
You and your buttocks.
You don't wash your buttocks.
You're the worst.
Excuse me.
Don't you wash your buttocks?
It's not that.
It's not "ana."
"Ana" is...
I'm sorry.
Why are you suddenly worried about it?
What's with you?
It's because of the glue.
It's because of the glue in front of you.
Look over there and talk.
Excuse me.
What?
I wash my buttocks over there.
I wash my buttocks.
You do, don't you?
I do.
Why?
I wash my buttocks, too.
Why do you wash your buttocks?
It's smooth.
Are you a pirate or something?
Why don't you wash it?
Why do you wash your buttocks?
Why do you wash it?
What?
More importantly, I wash my buttocks.
The first part of my buttocks.
But isn't it normal to wash the first part of your buttocks?
It's smooth.
It's not normal.
You need to wash it more.
Be careful of your fingers.
I don't have much red fingers.
Isn't it difficult?
The little finger of the foot doesn't spread much, does it?
Ah!
But that's why you don't pay attention?
That's right.
I also pay attention.
Do you wash the back of your foot every day? Between those fingers?
I do, I do.
Oh, that's great.
Don't you wash it, on the contrary?
I don't wash it every day like that.
I don't wash my little finger of the foot.
Do you cut it?
I do wash it thoroughly.
I don't wash my little finger of the foot, either.
Don't you wash your little finger of the foot?
That's terrible!
Don't you wash it?
Don't you wash your little finger of the foot?
No, no, no, no, you smell so bad.
Nobu, you shouldn't say that.
What are you washing?
Wash it!
Why do you say like you're a saint?
It doesn't smell, does it?
It does! Oh, you do!
No, I don't smell.
No, but if you smell it properly and get close to it, it will definitely smell.
Right, Norika-san?
Yes.
It smells, doesn't it?
I didn't know.
What are you talking about, Norika-san?
Do you wash your ears?
I've been washing my ears lately.
Your ears?
Yes.
When I was young, I didn't wash my ears.
You didn't wash them?
That's what you said earlier.
When Matsumoto-san said, "This is where you grill takoyaki," I didn't like it.
What do you mean?
What did I say at the time?
You said it too bluntly.
It's not the hole in the ear, but the dent here, right?
It's pretty shiny here.
That's why it's shiny.
Surprisingly, no one noticed it.
Even if it's a woman or a beautiful actress, when the drama is 7 minutes long, it's shiny here.
It's like a real takoyaki.
It's like eating takoyaki.
It's embarrassing.
I'm really interested in it, so I'm careful about it.
I've never been conscious of it.
Haven't you ever been conscious of it?
Politicians are all eating takoyaki.
It may be true.
Big ears.
Yes.
Don't you think I'm dirty?
You're not all uncles.
You're a beautiful uncle.
I'm doing it right here.
Many people are dirty.
You're not all uncles.
Do you wash your hands with it?
A simple question.
Some people use towels when washing their bodies.
Some people wash their hands with it.
What about you?
Or do you wash your hands with it?
I see.
And...
Do you wash your hands with it?
Hands.
Basically, hands.
Only the back.
It's the same as Tamori's.
It's Tamori's hands.
It's very clean.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
What do you know about it?
Tamori said it.
It's very clean, isn't it?
It's beautiful, isn't it?
You shouldn't wash your hands with it.
Are you serious?
When I heard it, I started washing my hands with it, too.
Can you do an iguana dance?
What?
Tamori's iguana dance.
Why do you say it like that?
Iguana.
Can you do an iguana dance?
My memory is faint.
I can't help it.
What?
I'll do it.
What?
She laughed a lot.
Why do you laugh at me?
On the contrary, you shouldn't laugh at me.
It's not funny at all.
Why do you laugh at me?
I love you.
What did you wash your hands with?
I washed my hands with squalane towel.
It's an old-fashioned way of answering.
It's an offering of squalane towel.
It's an old-fashioned way of offering squalane towel.
What is it?
It's a deep sea shark...
A deep sea shark!
It's a shark!
It's amazing!
There is a towel with deep sea shark oil mixed in it.
No matter how many times you wash it,
it won't run away until you wash it hundreds of times.
It makes your hands smooth.
By the way,
we asked a professional about which hand and towel we should wash our hands with.
Not only you shouldn't wash your face with a towel,
but also you shouldn't wash your face with your hands.
By the way,
this is Norika's favorite squalane towel.
It's 1,500 yen.
I thought it was more expensive because it's Norika's favorite.
How long does it take you to take a bath?
I used to take a bath for over an hour.
But I found out that it wasn't good.
I take a bath for a short period of time.
But I want to sweat a lot, so I take a bath for a long time.
I take a bath for about 40 minutes.
What's the name of the towel?
Squalane towel.
I forget it right away.
First of all, Mr. Matsuo.
Is there anyone who can beat me?
What is it?
Vomiting sound competition.
What is the competition?
I don't know what the competition is.
It's a mouth vomit.
What kind of competition is mouth vomit?
It's real. Time.
Time!
I'll never lose.
Is it about time?
Length.
Is it a competition?
Norika will also participate in the competition.
After this, the mouth vomit competition will begin!
Are you ready?
I've been angry with you from the beginning.
What is it?
Mr. Matsumoto suddenly proposed a mouth vomit competition.
What is it? Let's see it first!
Do you measure this?
Can I?
Can you measure it?
No, I can't.
No, you can't.
Let's go.
You can decide the sound yourself.
You can also tune it yourself.
The size of the tuning is also different.
Of course, if you stop breathing, it's over.
It's a length competition.
Length competition.
Yes, that's right.
Let's talk about whether you can beat me.
Let's go.
Are you confident?
I'm confident.
(laughs)
It's already a death sentence.
It's not a fart.
It's a death sentence.
(laughs)
Please do "boo"
Like "yururi"
(laughs)
At first it was a fart.
From the middle, like a cause of fire.
(laughs)
What is it?
(laughs)
What, what, what, what?
But I think it's long.
It's long.
Isn't it?
But no matter how small and thin you say it, it will be long, right?
That's right.
Can you do it?
How many seconds did I do now?
Thirteen seconds.
It was short.
I said I could beat anyone.
You could do it more, but you didn't laugh.
I can do it more.
Now everyone laughed, so I stopped.
You laughed earlier.
(laughs)
You laughed earlier.
Honestly, no one laughed.
(laughs)
No one laughed, right?
At "boo"
What are you doing?
(laughs)
Boo
No, the reason I laughed was because it wasn't funny.
(laughs)
You don't laugh, do you?
Like a doctor.
(laughs)
For about eight seconds.
But it's not funny.
It's like a whistle.
Yes.
It's a battle.
People who sing sing.
It's a battle.
Go to the second floor.
Is it like now?
No, you can say anything.
Original, your own.
You can say anything you think is long.
What is this battle?
(laughs)
Seriously, please do it properly.
Seriously, don't laugh.
Yes.
Close your eyes.
Yes.
Your own voice.
Start!
(sings)
(cries)
You've said that a few times already.
What was it?
When is it over?
You can't cut it off!
You're drinking it out of your mouth!
I couldn't see it!
You can't cut it off!
I'm sure it's more than 13 seconds.
I'd like to hear Nicole's, too.
Please don't.
Ready...go!
What is this?
I think it's coming out of Nicole.
What is this?
I think it's coming out of that person.
I think it's coming out of Nicole.
No, no!
I think it's coming out of you.
That's a terrible smell.
Can you do this for me, Noriko-san?
You should do it.
I...
No, I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
Thank you very much.
I'll do it.
Ready...go!
Wait a minute!
There's someone who's making me hungry from the beginning!
What is it?
What is it you're doing?
Please don't do it.
I'm not laughing!
It's a secret blade.
No way!
Ready...go!
What is it?
It's a kimono!
It's expensive! It's expensive!
It's expensive!
It's expensive, isn't it, Ms. Oniko?
What is this, Mr. Matsumoto?
What is this?
What are you doing?
No, I don't know.
After this, will we never know about batteries plus and minus?
Seriously?
No one has ever told us about this in our lives.
Oh, that's true.
And is the movie subtitled?
Is it reviewed?
I've never heard of Billy Murray's real voice.
Let's talk about the guest's story.
Of course it's my story.
I didn't care about it at all.
Nicolo!
You know batteries?
Batteries.
I still don't know which side of the battery is positive or negative.
You don't know?
If you know it, you can succeed in about four ways, right?
You made a mistake.
It takes four ways of opening.
No one has ever taught me this in my life.
Negative and positive.
Is there anything you can't ask me now?
I'm embarrassed now.
You can't ask me because you're embarrassed.
It's obvious you know it, but you don't know it.
You still don't know which side of the battery is positive or negative.
Is there anything you can't ask me now?
I still don't know.
I know which side of the battery is positive or negative.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know much about it.
A little bit of it is positive.
That's right.
There are times when you do this when you don't know which side of the battery is positive or negative.
Yes, there are.
So you might be surprised.
Sometimes you have to put in at least six batteries.
Sometimes you don't know for the rest of your life.
You don't know for the rest of your life.
You don't know which side of the battery is positive or negative.
I couldn't say it because I was embarrassed.
Let's say you want to launch a rocket.
What do you mean?
It's like this.
You launch it with a spring.
I see.
You're a genius.
That's amazing.
You launch it with a spring.
I was surprised.
You launch it with a spring.
If you launch it with a spring, you can launch it with a spring.
What about the driver? I don't know much about the driver.
You don't know even if I tell you to get a plus driver?
I don't know.
But it's a plus.
It's a plus because of the shape of the driver.
That's right.
I don't want to talk to anyone because it's too much.
G-city, Yosemite, adults, shovels, gangs don't come out.
But if you look at it, you'll know.
Plus is a plus.
Yes, I understand.
Why are you angry? It's annoying.
But it's similar to Daigo.
Really?
Daigo doesn't know common sense at all.
Actually, Daigo doesn't seem to know common sense at all and seems to be looking forward to his daily life.
He doesn't know what's going on in the world at all.
He doesn't even look at the news.
There was "omotenashi", right?
Yes.
Christel said "omotenashi".
It was very popular at the time of the Olympics.
She said something different like this with a sense of humor.
"Isn't it "omotenashi"?"
Even when it was booming, Daigo said to me, "What's that?"
Because if it became a world where you can only do this overnight, what would it be like?
I can't write kanji.
I see.
I can't read.
You still have a lot of hiragana.
When you read all the novels, you still don't know the main character's name.
No, no.
How do you read it?
You can't read the first and last part.
You don't know it.
So you can't read the first and last part and read it by yourself.
But you read it by yourself and when you read the last line, you understand nothing.
I'm getting headache from the movie's subtitles.
What do you do with the movie's subtitles?
Now I can read it well.
You can read it well?
I'm wondering if that's good.
I know it.
You guys make fun of me for watching it in reverse, don't you?
But I watch it in subtitles.
Wow, you cleared it.
It looks like a low-level conflict.
What's that?
But I watch movies in reverse, too.
What?!
Here, the topic is whether to watch overseas works in subtitles or in reverse.
Some people are surprisingly particular about it.
I don't want to be noticed, but I want to see the background properly.
Eddie Murphy wants to have a comeback.
Yes, let's do that.
I've never heard Eddie Murphy's real voice.
That's right. I've never heard of Keiji Kolombo's real voice.
I asked our members which one of us should watch "fukikae" and I said "fukikae" too.
And I watched "tamamori" in English subtitles.
"Why do you watch it in English subtitles? Isn't it annoying?" I asked.
Because I want to know the tension of the actor.
Because I want to know what kind of tension and what kind of words he's saying.
Suddenly, I thought, "Oh, it's cool."
It's amazing. It's the same group.
It's really cool.
People who are acting...
Yes, people who are acting...
I heard it's better like that.
By the way, I have something to say.
I asked men and women in their 20s and 50s whether they watch overseas movies in subtitles or "fukikae".
67% of people said "subtitles".
I don't want to watch a movie with "fukikae" either.
Oh, Mr. Fujimon.
It looks like the tapioca has arrived.
No, no, so...
This morning, Fujimon will finally eat the tapioca!
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- Oh, Fujimoto-san! - Oh!
- Huh? - The tapioca seems to have arrived!
- Oh! - But... - No, no, I mean...
- Let's announce it! - No, no, this is really...
- I've been avoiding it for a long time! - No!
- Fujimoto-san, you should really drink it! - If you don't have a chance like this...
- It's better! - But this is something you decide for yourself!
- Yeah... - Yeah... - It's not something the people around you decide for you, right?
- Oh! That's nice! - Wow!
- It looks delicious! - What is this?
- It looks like a two-shot! - It's been a while since I've seen a two-shot like this!
- It's nice, isn't it? - It looks like an oven - kobun!
- No, no, it's not like that... - Wow!
- It's an honor! - It's an honor!
- Now, Fujimoto-san is drinking the tapioca...
- What can I say? I'm really curious about it!
- Well, if you say it like that, we'll have to talk about it again!
- You can just say what you thought about it!
- No, but...
- To be honest, it was really hard for me!
- I'm sorry!
- No, no!
- Don't cry!
- You don't know, do you?!
- You're just saving it and playing with it!
- No, I'm really sorry!
- You're just saving it and playing with it!
- I'm really sorry!
- I don't know!
- I'm sure you did it somewhere!
- You were dancing around in a bright way!
- Then...
- Can you drink it?
- It's delicious!
- How long has it been since you last drank it?
- Well, I mean...
- It's delicious!
- That's right!
- I used to drink it quite a lot!
- Yes, you did! It's delicious!
- I feel sorry for you!
- So it's been two and a half years!
- It's been a while!
- It's been two and a half years!
- Well, I really loved it!
- It's been a while!
- Oh, there it is!
- It's been a while! - It's been a while!
- It's all for you! I love you! - I love you too!
- Well, how is it?
- It's so good! - It's so good!
- I think Mr. Tapioca is happy too! - I haven't had cute tapioca for a long time, so it's really refreshing!
- You drank it all, didn't you? - I drank it all! I can't chew it anymore!
- The tofu is so good! - It's amazing!
- There's not a single one left! - There's not a single one left!
- Please drink it with all your heart from now on! - It was great!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- "Kiss My Foot 2" new single "Love Wires" will be released on February 24th.
- It's a medium ballad that we, Kiss My Members, will sing for you with all our hearts. Please listen to it!
- Next week, it's going to be "untouchable" and "sake no tsumami"!
- And Zakiyama's super weird proposal!
- Who will you vote for? - Mom!
- On "Kiss My Knee", will he vote for his girlfriend or his mother?
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