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Tonight, we'll talk about V-6 Miyake, Sakai Maki, and now-hot new couple, and drinks!
Meku-san put on a wig and shaved his head, and for a moment I saw something skin-colored.
But they're married again.
That's right!
Congratulations!
I don't say "congratulations", but...
And...
Surprising wedding announcements, wedding reports, and more!
Fujiwara's cooking?!
Enjoy all of the celebrity's drinks!
Let's talk about getting drunk with Matsumoto Hitoshi!
Let's talk about getting drunk with Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Did you notice?
We got drunk a little because of COVID-19.
That's right!
And we talked about getting drunk with Matsumoto Hitoshi.
I see! You talked about him in private!
A little, but in private...
That's amazing!
You didn't notice!
You're too vingant!
That's what a legend is like!
That's what everyone says!
On the contrary, you're not charismatic!
We have amazing guests today!
Yes, we do!
Sakai Makisa!
Sakai Makisa, it's been a while!
I have something to say about Matsumoto Hitoshi.
You don't have anything to say?
When I was on "Hashigo Saki" the other day, I couldn't talk well and I was a little depressed.
After the recording was over, Matsumoto-san stayed and said, "It's okay. Just be yourself and live your own life."
It's our job to make it interesting.
I was so happy.
For about a week, I started to like you, Matsumoto-san.
I've always liked you.
You don't like me that much, do you?
She's denying it.
It's like she doesn't like me at all.
No matter how much I think about it...
First of all, thank you for coming today.
You're trying to make this kind of thing on the internet news?
It won't happen.
This kind of thing will never happen.
I'm serious.
It won't happen.
The reason this show became on the internet news is...
I'm going to talk about Hamada-san's...
I'm going to talk about my son's kindness here.
Ah, yes, yes.
The next day, I saw on the internet news...
Hamada's true identity was...
a human rights activist yakuza.
No, no, no.
He's not a yakuza.
Then...
What do you mean?
I don't want to praise you 100%.
The yakuza is Ninjo Hayashi.
And from V-6...
Kenji Miyake.
Kenji, what are you doing?
You've been drinking a lot.
I've never seen you like this.
I usually don't drink much.
So...
I can't drink anymore.
Why do you drink so much?
Did you drink in the dressing room?
After I drank...
It got cold and warm.
It happened repeatedly.
Didn't you call an ambulance?
I did.
It was strange.
Even when I said school greetings...
They said "hey!"
Kon-ko-ko-kon-kon...
Kon-kon-don-san!
Don't say it!
And Noro-chan.
Nice to meet you.
Noro-chan, right?
Noro-chan is really funny in many shows...
But when she's with me...
She's not funny at all.
Noro-chan...
What is it about her?
She's kind of like Zakiyama.
No, I mean...
Actually, I asked my husband to appear in it, too.
I see.
He's a newlywed.
He let me do it.
I didn't expect my husband to be near me.
Oh, you mean it's related to this show?
Yes, yes, yes.
That day, right?
Yes, yes.
The day I was wearing a fleece hat.
It's been a while.
My husband and my wife were having a lot of fun.
Oh, no!
Let's go and have a toast.
Everyone aboard, cheers!
Cheers!
Please!
Cheers!
It's fine if we do it this way, right?
Right.
Everyone, please do not say something wrong.
Just enjoy it.
Okay, we will do it.
So, shall we go?
They won't hold back anymore.
What about you, Saname-kun?
For some reason...
I somehow watch where people don't want to be watched.
For example, if you pinch someone's nose hair and twist it back and forth...
You think no one is watching you?
Yeah, and you're like "oh, I see."
Really?
And you rub it in places like this and you can see it.
That's a big deal.
And at bar counters, women are probably being seduced by men.
They're probably being seduced by men.
They're being watched.
And then you're talking and you're drunk and you're starting to like the woman.
I think it was summer.
She was wearing no sleeves.
And you were like "oh, I see."
And you were putting your hand next to her.
And you were like "oh, I see."
Oh, I see. Oh, I see.
And you were probably checking her smell.
Oh, I see.
But in the end you were pretty drunk and you thought, "What do I do?"
And you were rubbing your hands together like this.
And you were like, "Ah, I'm kind of sleepy now."
And you checked her double-checked hair.
So I was thinking, "Don't you guys do that?"
Like, not looking at each other and stuff like that, right?
Yeah, weird stuff like that.
For some reason, Miyake often sees actions that others don't want to be seen.
What have you seen that you shouldn't see?
See. See what you shouldn't see.
Like you, Sakai-san. You're an actress.
When I was shooting a period drama, I was in the makeup room.
And there was this actor.
He was wearing a yukata and a baseball bat.
I felt a little uncomfortable about it.
But it was morning and I thought he might have a habit of sleeping late.
So he sat down and took off his hat.
And the makeup artist put a wig over him.
And for a moment, I saw something skin-colored.
For a moment?
The combination with the hair makeup artist was like a great combination of mochi.
Whose mochi?
It was a great breath.
You want to go out like Wanko Soba, don't you?
So I thought it was skin-colored.
And later, another actor said, "He's bald."
He's bald.
I don't want to insult anyone.
But it may have been the worst thing I've ever seen.
Next time you'll shave your eyes.
I've been shaving my eyes all the time.
That's amazing.
But you're good at makeup.
This is definitely a bad one.
Is it a magazine called "Johnny's" or "Johnny's"?
Yes.
There are three of us.
We have about six magazines a day.
We write about women and fashion.
For interviews, it's about Kano-san's place.
We talk about various things.
But we can hear what they're talking about.
So I said, "Nice to meet you."
Okada said, "Huh?"
You look different.
How long has it been?
You have a different aura.
The reporter said, "Really?"
Thank you.
I'm happy.
The second interviewer said, "Huh?"
You look different.
You have a different aura.
Huh?
Do you say that every time?
The other four interviewees said, "I'm curious about you."
Do you say that every time?
Huh?
You have a different aura.
Huh?
Do you say that every time?
About ten years ago,
Okada said, "I don't want you to see me like that."
I'll notice you.
Can I just confirm one thing?
Are you talking to me, Okada-kun?
That's different.
I'm a comedian and I'm a master of sloppiness.
A long time ago, I was in a business in Kumamoto.
No one could do this.
While eating at a round table, chatting and doing manzai for 10 or 15 minutes,
No one could do anything.
I came back in 15 minutes, and I was really disappointed.
I was in a bind and couldn't do anything.
I apologized and we couldn't do anything.
It's a difficult situation for us.
Don't worry about it. It's fine.
Then, we went back to the dressing room.
Then, Peter Thoreshaw came back.
How was it?
As usual.
As expected.
It was normal.
Then, I took off my jacket and...
Bish!
Look at his back!
You shouldn't look at his back like that!
It's sweaty.
No, it's not slippery.
It's sweaty.
It's not like I was using it in the pool in the morning.
It's not like I was using it in the morning while I was doing manzai.
I don't think it's slippery.
I think it's a good story.
It's sweaty and it's cool.
You look like a laser racer.
If you say something like that, I'm going to bite you!
Bite me?
Either way, you saved me.
No, you shouldn't look at it like that.
Do you have a reason for it?
Yes, I do.
There was a time when I was chased by the media, and I was able to get a direct message on social media saying, "I'm a reporter for a magazine."
When I saw it, I thought, "Did something happen to me?"
When I walked with a woman, she said, "Who is it?"
Oh, I'm with my girlfriend right now.
"Would you like to go out for a meal next time?" A reporter told me.
I thought it might be a little interesting, so I went.
A reporter of a famous magazine.
Kano-san's unique story chased by the media.
What did he talk about with a weekly magazine reporter?
It was an izakaya in Kabuki-cho, Shinjuku.
I met him there.
First of all, he gave me his business card and said, "Thank you."
Then he showed me various photos of what I had taken.
Did he show you?
It's disgusting!
Then he said, "Oh, I've seen this before."
Then he said, "This is a photo that didn't make it into an article."
It's like what Sakai-san said.
It's a picture of a garden water hyacinth of a very famous actor.
It's a picture of a Zenra of a certain royal family.
"What's wrong with you?" "My girlfriend sent me a message."
"Your girlfriend sent you a message?" "Is that possible?"
"But it's not in 4th place." "It's not in 4th place." "I see."
But why is it not in 4th place?
"Our articles and magazines are decided by one editor- in-chief." "I see."
"If it's a popular editor-in-chief, he'll say, 'Give me something like this!'" "I see."
But if it's a little emotional, or if you feel sorry for it, you'll stop.
The editor-in-chief changes every two or three years.
"I don't know if you're lucky or not." "I don't know."
I don't know if you're lucky or not.
"There are a lot of pictures that I can't tell you." "I see."
From now on, I wonder how I'm going to eat with this person.
"There are a lot of pictures that I can't tell you." "I see."
"What do you have it for?" "I don't know what it is."
What do you have it for?
It's like a business bag in a bag.
"It's like a clear file." "I'm scared!"
If you steal this, you'll get a lot of money.
Because I'm drunk and I've forgotten about it.
There are a lot of pictures of Matsumoto-san's seniors getting a lot of damage.
I see.
"Is it funny?" "It's funny."
Huh?
Who?
First of all, it was started in place of a name.
But it's shown in place of a name.
But if you actually show it to that person,
Kano-san, you have that connection,
so you don't publish unnecessary articles, right?
Oh, I don't think so.
Not at all.
I don't think so.
Even if it's taken away from me,
it comes out like a colander.
Why are you getting married again?
That's right!
Congratulations!
That's right!
Wait a minute!
They say 'congratulations',
but it's completely fake.
Huh?
Here, we have another shocking statement from Kano-san,
the truth of the marriage report released in the New Year.
On January 1st,
I was working at my family's shrine.
And every year at the end of the year,
when I'm off from entertainment shows,
I work at a shrine,
the visitors would say,
'Kano-kun, happy New Year!'
They would say 'congratulations' to me.
And then on January 1st,
when I looked at the news at night,
the news came out,
and there was nothing.
Seriously?!
There's nothing?
Yes.
Of course,
I do want to get married,
but I don't want to get married at all.
And when I read the article,
my mother,
Kano's mother,
talks like this,
she replied,
Huh? Mom,
what's going on?
Did you get an interview?
Ah, last year,
someone called me,
and said, 'Son, are you getting married?'
No, I don't know.
Do you want me to get married?
Ah, you want me to calm down.
Ah, is that so?
That's all we talked about.
Then Kano's mother
interviewed me,
and I was exposed.
Nothing,
even strongly denying it,
but I feel bad for her.
I see.
So,
we didn't say anything,
but Mom,
didn't say anything.
From what we just talked about,
the only thing I remember
is that you said 'customer'.
Customer.
It's been a while,
since I heard that word.
Did you say 'customer'?
Did you say it?
Is this why you disagreed?
What's wrong with you, Mr. Masson?
What's wrong?
Just sitting around doing nothing is wrong.
That's not right.
Just listening to visitors affecting you completely is a harassment.
You guys smell like stolen money.
Money is free!
Free!? Free! Free!
That's how my family owns everything.
I don't feel anything. It's negative.
I see.
But why do you say "guests"?
No, no, it's stuck in me.
It's stuck in you?
It's stuck in you? No, no.
I feel like I'm in a show with comedians.
I don't know if you'll let me in or not.
Comedians!
You have to say that, too!
You're stuck in me for a long time!
I don't know!
But I'll go as a guest.
No, you'll be treated as a worshiper.
As a worshiper.
Shall we play it?
That's what happened.
I see.
That's what happened.
Is it the fifth one?
Yes.
We've been on TV for a long time.
Yes, yes.
It's like "What's this system?"
Yes, yes, yes.
TV, right?
We did a variety show.
Yes.
And in the movie and drama,
actresses and actors came to us.
In the last scene.
Yes, in the last scene.
And in the middle of it...
We have an announcement here.
Please watch it.
I don't like it at all.
I don't like it at all, but...
At that time, everyone said...
Bansenkai!
And laughed.
If you think about it...
What's funny?
I've said it, too!
I've said "Bansenkai!"
I've laughed with "Bansenkai!"
Everyone laughs with "Bansenkai!"
But if you think about it now...
What's funny?
It's not "Bansenkai!"
Especially.
We appear in "Bansenkai!"
Certainly.
We appear in "Bansenkai!"
But we don't appear in "Bansenkai!"
I think all the actors and actresses...
For the show...
They appear in "Bansenkai!"
By the way, what is it today?
I don't know.
It's really funny!
Don't watch it!
There is such a thing now!
There is such a beautiful old-fashioned thing now!
Like that, like this kind of TV
Isn't there a mechanism that doesn't exist anymore?
It's a question like that.
A long history of TV
Don't you need it anymore?
Isn't there a rule like that for everyone?
I just received it, but...
I didn't receive it!
It's a beautiful "Bansenkai!"
By the way, when Tamaki Hiroshi often comes to "Bansenkai!",
Hamada always calls him "Tamakin Hiroshi", but...
I didn't receive it at all!
It's just that the public hasn't caught up yet!
The public is no good at all!
It's not like you and I will become such two circles!
It's not like that!
Don't you need it anymore?
Isn't there a rule like that for everyone?
I think it's like that in movies and dramas and various places...
Isn't it like that?
When you shoot a commercial, right?
After the commercial is over...
Let me go!
What is that?!
Of course there is a reward!
Does it mean 'thank you'?
It means 'thank you', but...
There is no TV, right?
Is there a drama at the end of the show?
There is always a drama at the end of the show.
Oh, there is a drama at the end of the show.
But recently, it may have changed to what people like.
Oh, really?
If you like alcohol, you can drink alcohol.
And I don't know much about the rules of the show.
I also pay attention to the timing of the show.
How many people pay attention to the timing of the show?
That's right.
For example, even if the number of people who pay attention to the show is low,
if the agency is large...
The agency...
It's a real story.
There are people who pay attention to the show from the agency.
I see.
When I chose catering,
the quality of catering was amazing.
Oh, I see.
After this,
Johnny's VS Yoshimoto's Catering Competition!
Nobu gets mad at Yoshimoto's manager!
Shijimara is cocky!
This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
Mr. Tsumatsumotsu is...
This is the entertainment world.
Stop it!
It was like a life.
A lot of karintou.
Where is it sold?
Is it miso flavor?
There were various miso flavors.
There were various matches.
Oh, I said it.
Yoshimoto's company.
You don't know, do you?
You don't know.
The existence of karintou.
But it's still there.
From Yoshimoto.
It's still there.
I'm not ashamed of it.
All other companies have karintou.
Only Yoshimoto's company has karintou.
The number of karintou has increased since it came.
Who would eat such a thing when it came?
I think there is also a program.
A large special edition of downtown.
It changes when downtown comes in.
Chidori started with Fuji TV and Golden.
You know it.
Fuji TV and Golden.
There was Hakko's bun in the second row from Yoshimoto.
Hosooi employee stood next to Hakko's bun in the second row.
Hosooi employee.
Fuji TV and Golden.
The thick one and the short one is Golden.
Hosooi employee.
The thick one and the short one is from downtown.
And I'm ashamed of it.
I've only done it once, so I don't have much of that experience, but everyone gives me a lot of things, so I thought I'd do something once and gave me a beetle.
It was really slippery.
The beetle was also embarrassing.
It was really slippery.
I thought about it over and over again.
By the way,
I asked men what they were happy about getting as a gift and as a gift,
As a result of ham and other food items being number one,
I'm looking forward to a nice curry that Okura-san will give me.
Can you do it?
Sakai-san.
Sakai-san, isn't it good?
I have an impulse that I can't control.
It's good. It's cool.
It's really good to get in.
The way you dress, it's cool to get in.
You look cool when you get out of the bus.
I like watching people.
For example, people who sit in front of the bus
or people who sit in front of the stage
I like looking at people's clothes and imagining what kind of life they are living.
I'm particularly interested in your hair quality.
Hair quality?
Yes, hair quality.
Sometimes you have normal hair mixed with a little bit of hair, right?
Even though it's normal.
When that happens, I really want to take it off.
Even if it's another person?
I can't control it.
I imagine myself taking it off.
I can't control it.
Do you have a scooter?
Impulse.
When others' hair is unnatural, we get impulse.
Do you have an impulse that you can't control?
Like this.
I don't want to do it.
If there is a person with long hair in front of me like Shinkansen, I really want to hit him.
You can't hit him.
But I really want to do it.
I can imagine it.
If I hit him hard, his eyes will be closed.
Downtown said it.
Shinmura said it.
Adakiko said it.
It's an impulse.
I said it to Sanma.
Sanma didn't look stupid, but he said it.
Sanma's front eye was shining.
Sanma doesn't look stupid.
How about you, Noro?
I don't know if you can understand me.
I like to hit people's forehead.
What is it?
I've never heard of it.
I want to hit people's forehead.
I like it when people say miserable words.
What are you talking about?
Noro wants people to say miserable words to him.
He seems to be influenced by miserable impulses.
For example, if Noro did it to me, I would say, "Hey, you're useless."
Hey, you're useless.
- That's funny. - What's funny about it?
- What's up? What's up with you?
- What's up with you? - I just love it.
- So, Matsumoto-san, you should try it, too. - Yeah, Matsumoto-san, you should try it, too.
My house is a haystack roof.
That's the worst thing you've said in your life.
- Only one person laughed. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Look at your husband's face. - Your husband is laughing.
- Your husband is laughing.
- Kano-ni, can you say it one more time? - I'm counting on you.
I'll do it like this.
My sleeve is full of mud.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I can't hold it back.
Why did you want me to say "my sleeve is full of mud"?
- Wait, wait, wait. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Wait a minute. - He's a little too early.
- He's too early. - Sometimes you want to laugh.
- I don't understand the meaning of this. - Oh, yeah. What's the meaning of this?
- If you say it like this, people will have a miserable look on their faces. - What a shame.
- How about you, Miyake-san? - Miyake-san...
- What did you say? - Miyake-san, um...
- Could you say "I'm already out of line"? - "I'm already out of line"?
I'm already out of line.
- He's going to get mad! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- Tonisen is really good! - Tonisen is not bad!
- It's like Tonisen is bad! - Wait, wait!
- I'm Hamada... - No!
- It's fine! - Hamada is not Tonisen!
- Hamada-san and Tonisen are fine too! - I'm sorry!
- I'm begging you! - I'm sorry!
- I'm really sorry! - Let's go!
- Matsubo-san, are you going? - Then I'll go!
- I ride the Shinkansen a few times a month. - Yes, yes.
- To be honest, it's a green car. - Yes.
- But as time goes by... - Yes.
- There are times when I'm alone. - Yes, there are.
- There are times when I'm alone in a car. - Yes.
- That's fine, but... - Yes.
- A salesman comes and says... - Yes.
"Coffee and tea," and I say...
That's me!
- Pressure... - "That's me! That's me!"
- "That's me!" - Yes, but...
- But he definitely won't look at me. - Yes.
- Right, that person? - Yes.
- While looking at the car over there, coffee and tea... - Well, I'm used to it.
- "Hey, hey, that's me!" That's what you say, right? - That's what I say, but...
- It's kind of embarrassing.
- As long as I'm not there, as long as this "me" isn't there... - No, no.
- This person probably wouldn't say something like this in this car. - I see.
- For this "me"... - He's kind.
- Coffee and tea... - While driving 300km/h...
- While reversing... - Yes.
- "How can I get through that air?" - I see.
- Mr. Matsumoto, who sometimes gets into a one-on - one with a salesman in a Shinkansen car...
- Do you have any good countermeasures?
- I'm thinking of hiding for once.
- When I was hiding, I didn't say "good" or "bad". I said "bad"!
- "Yes, it was bad"!
- Why is that?
- Now that we're talking about this, it's kind of embarrassing when we're in the same situation.
- "Are you talking about me?"
- So it's better for you to tell me, right?
- "Would you like some coffee or tea?"
- It's better for you to say that, but you can't help it if you don't buy it.
- It's a lot of pressure, right? - If you come in person.
- Also, when you get on the Tohoku Shinkansen, there's a thing called "grand class".
- Yes, yes, I've heard of it. - There is, there is.
- It's amazing, right? - You can drink as much as you want, and you can eat as much as you want.
- When I happened to get on it, there weren't many people sitting there in the car.
- Yeah, there weren't.
- It was just me, but there weren't many people on their knees.
- It was like "Hotelman".
- If it wasn't for me, this person would be waiting for me like this from the station's platform.
- "I've been waiting for you for such and such a long time." It was really like that.
- If it wasn't for me, this person wouldn't have been free at this time.
- I know what you're thinking.
- "Um, you're saying the same thing as me, right?"
- Kanako, Kanako, I don't want to say this now, but you said something different.
- It was really like "Bam!"
- You remembered the same story?
- The exact same story?
- Of course. It was a first class international plane.
- You got on it? - Yeah, I got on it.
- They pulled me out of bed.
- What?
- I got on it a few times and realized it, but in the beginning I thought, "Does this person like me?"
- They pulled me out of bed.
- Um...
- Behind the cup and under it... - Yes, yes.
- There's a urban legend about the door opening and closing, right?
- Yes, there is.
- After this, we'll talk about "Cabin Attendant's No. 1 Urban Legend"!
- I thought, "It's here!"
- I thought, "A letter's here!" and I got off and looked at the letter.
- Um...
- There's a city legend where you put a cell phone behind a cup and turn it on, right? - Yes, there is.
- A city legend where you put a cell phone behind a cup and turn it on, right? - Yes, there is.
- Is that legend true?
- When "Red Carpet" and "Fujiebi" started,
- all the entertainers sold out and sold out.
- You know, when you go to various regions and do business,
- everyone looks behind the cup.
- That's right. - Really!
- I heard it from my seniors.
- When you become an entertainer, you have to have it.
- You have to have it. - I see.
By the way, I have a story for you.
- When I asked men in their 20s and 50s if they actually gave numbers,
- 68% said they did.
- I've heard rumors that they don't give numbers in the economy.
- Recently, when I boarded a plane,
- I said, "Nobu-san, this is all I can say. I'm a big fan of you."
- "I'm rooting for you."
- That's what I said.
- When I was about to leave, I said, "Ah, Nobu - san?"
- I got a letter and candy.
- What?! - What?!
- "It's here!" I thought.
- "I got a letter!" I thought.
- I got off and looked at the letter.
- When I looked at it, it said, "Nobu-san, I'm a fan. Please do your best."
- That's all.
- I heard you just now!
- No, no.
- You're definitely a guy who's going to die from that!
- I'm not giving you numbers!
- You just made me do it! - You just made me do it!
- I just wanted to say it!
- Shall we? - Shall we?
- Let's go with Noru. - Let's go with Noru.
- When you go to a drinking party or something like that, don't guys ask who they want to go out with?
- Don't do that, everyone!
- Isn't that really annoying?
- But you used to do it when you were young.
- In the past... In the past, I used to ask for points.
- I don't know if you'll ask me that question, but...
- When I'm asked that question...
- I think about it...
- It's annoying, but... - It's annoying, but...
- If it's one of these...
- If it's Matsumoto-san...
- When I choose Matsumoto-san...
- I start to feel embarrassed.
- That's what people think of me!
- If you're the host of the show and you're at a drinking party...
- If you're Nobu-san...
- When you say "I'm Nobu-san"...
- You're friends with Sato Takeru-san, right?
- You're saying "I'm Nobu-san"...
- Don't you think you're trying to make friends with Sato Takeru-san?
- Thinking about connections... - Thinking about connections...
That's what you think, right?
And if it's Miyake-san...
No, in the end you like handsome guys, don't you?
- I see... - That's what you think, right?
I see...
But if it's Kano-san...
No, that's too conservative, isn't it?!
- Like... - That's rude! That's rude!
No one will choose you, won't they?!
- I thought you were accepting it! - That's what you think, right?
- But normally... "No, that's not true, isn't it?" - I see...
- There are times like that, right? - If it's the five of you...
- I see... - But if it's Daigo-san...
Did you choose me?!
Shall we go for it?!
- If you think like that... - I don't know!
- I really don't know! - Let's go for it!
- That's what I thought...
- What's with you?! - I thought you were thinking like that...
- Like, "whoever chooses me..." - Yeah, whoever chooses you...
- I see... There's no right answer... - That's right!
- I hate it when you think like that... - That's what you actually say, right?
- That's true... - For example, if you say "Miyake-kun"...
- "Uwaaa! He's handsome!" - "You're handsome!"
- "Uwaa!"
This is a question that men often ask women at a drinking party.
What is the correct answer?
Sayo-chan, have you ever been to a drinking party like that?
I haven't been to a drinking party like that.
But I think I'll be honest with you.
Really?
Don't think about it and say it.
Should I get a score from you?
Now?
Matsumoto-san, you're doing the best thing.
But...
After this, Satai-no-ki, who is too honest, rated men.
This is the entertainment world.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
I'll ask Noro-chan too.
Watch it flat. Flat.
Flat, right?
Noro, can you roll it?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
To be honest, Matsumoto-san has 100 points.
See?
This is not good.
It's like that.
In the first place, this is really annoying.
It's like that.
No matter how you say it, this gaze is...
Then, Sakai-san, will you go?
Matsumoto-san, 1,000 points.
This is the entertainment world.
Stop it! Stop it!
This is a terrible world!
Stop it, Kano-kun!
This is the entertainment world.
That's sad, too!
That's sad.
No matter how you say it, it's all taken care of.
That's true, Matsumoto-san.
Can I give it 10,000 points?
10,000 points?!
Yes.
I'll listen to Kano's score and decide if I'm happy or not.
Sakai-san, say it for real.
Kano-san...
What?
Kano-san...
About 5 points.
That's high!
10,000 vs. 5 points?!
9,995 points?!
That's like Frieza and Yamcha!
You can't even be like Yamcha!
No, it's not like that!
I like Kano-san as a great entertainer.
This is like "Rojiura vs. Apple".
I've never seen anyone like you!
5 points or not, Kano-na?
5 points is too much, Sakai-san.
You like entertaining people, don't you?
I don't need TV-like scores anymore.
You're serious, right?
I don't need it anymore!
I'm not TV-like at all right now!
Wait a minute!
Even if you say that with a straight face...
How would you rate Nobu?
Nobu-san...
Hmm...
About 65 points.
Ah, this is...
How about this?
Well, but...
Can I compare it with 5 points?
Of course.
5 points is impossible no matter how hard you try.
Um...
Hmm...
That's right, 65 points.
What's wrong with you?
Even if you say that with a straight face...
I'm sorry, but...
It feels like we're talking about a bad question for the Japanese Grand Prix.
Matsuko-san...
The person who gave the answer hasn't answered yet.
I don't like this!
This is difficult!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
It's really difficult!
No, it's not!
This is difficult for me!
Well, you know...
It's also a realistic score, so let's not do it!
It's not a realistic score!
By the way, Nobu's story!
He asked a woman in her 20s and 30s...
If you gave a score to Nobu-san in a go-con, what would you give him?
He gave an average of 67 points!
Sakai-san, you're close!
As expected of you!
Since it's not a realistic score...
I can't give him a score!
Sakai-san!
I made a mistake!
I really don't like it!
Sakai-san!
Your face was amazing just now!
Sakai-san!
A zero-point human like me...
Gave you 5 points!
Can you tell me what these 5 points are?
If you say it as a test...
It's like 5 points you got in a car accident!
No, no, no!
It's like you bought a car and got 5 points!
If you say it as a test...
It's like 5 points you got in a car accident!
With a mark sheet!
I don't like it!
I really don't like it!
Stop it!
I don't like it!
Can we do something like a real drinking party?
Sure!
Without saying it here...
Just tell me how many points you'll give me!
With your hands!
I want it!
What is that?!
I want it!
Sakai-san!
Isn't this a drinking party?!
If you're 75 years old, you're 75 years old.
Oh! Oh! Oh! It came out! It came out pretty early!
I wonder if it was better than I expected.
But if you say it like that, you know, there's no "this is what you did for me"
What is this guy?!
It's a real drinking party!
But how can we make you happy?
Rather than being equal, is it something you want someone to choose for you?
Well, it could be fun to talk about the results.
It could be like a topic.
If you only gave me 100 or 5 points,
if you gave me 90 or 2 points,
I'd be like "Gah!"
But if you gave me 65 points, it'd be tough for me.
I'm sorry!
65 points...
I want something stronger.
I don't like it.
I really don't like 65 points.
I like it, so...
I'm really sorry!
It's fine, it's fine.
But you're 65 years old, right, Nobu?
That's right, I'm 65 years old.
I'll never change it!
After this, Kano says, "I'll make you dinner and wait for you."
I hate you!
I'll make you dinner and wait for you.
These words...
I'm really scared of them.
That's right.
Why are you scared of them?
It's been like this for a long time.
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Are you going?
I can't go home like this.
Raise it from five points.
It's a story that goes down from five points,
but you live with your girlfriend or get married, right?
When you go to work in the morning,
What time will you be back?
About 20 o'clock.
"20 o'clock" is an annoying way of saying it.
About 8 o'clock.
It's 8 o'clock.
It's 8 o'clock anyway.
When you go out in the morning,
What time will you be back?
About 8 o'clock.
When you go out in the morning...
Honestly, everyone says it again.
Your wife or girlfriend say, "Okay, 8 o'clock."
I'll make you dinner and wait for you.
I'm really scared of this word.
Why are you scared of it?
It's been a long time.
I'll make you dinner and wait for you.
I'll wait for you.
What if my seniors ask me out on this day?
What if Matsumoto-san asks you out for dinner?
At times like that,
I don't want my seniors to ask me out.
I don't want them to ask me out.
When that happens,
I go out and eat grilled meat or something.
I call my girlfriend and say,
My seniors asked me out, so I'm going out.
But it's like a bar.
I drink three or four glasses of alcohol and go home.
I'll eat dinner.
I eat grilled meat.
I go into a convenience store...
What?
You go into a convenience store?
I go in.
I'm hungry.
Should I go in or not?
What is everyone doing?
It's possible for women to cook and wait for you.
What do other celebrities do?
I'm sorry if you can't eat even if you cook for me.
Yes, yes, yes. That's true.
It's easy.
You say 8 o'clock, but you might eat.
If you're hungry, you say 2nd floor.
If you're not good at it, you say it's about 27 o'clock.
What is 27 o'clock?
27 o'clock is...
Just say it's 3 o'clock.
You're not saying it.
3 o'clock is fine, right?
By the way, Naru's story.
When she heard a word of pressure from 100 men in their 20s and 30s,
most of them came back home at 3 o'clock.
As a result, her husband has no right to dislike this.
For example, if I say only today's story, it's in the evening or something like that, right?
Yes, yes.
The night before or the day before that,
won't your wife say, "What will you do tomorrow afternoon?"
Well, yes, it happens.
"Afternoon"?
Don't you want to think about "afternoon" at all?
About "afternoon" in advance.
Have you already thrown away your affection or something like that?
I mean, you don't need it now.
I know, I know.
On the contrary, you're not serious about it.
You're kind. You're kind.
You're very kind.
You don't need it, right?
If she says "I won't eat it tomorrow" or "I might not need it" or something like that,
you've said it all now, right?
Don't think about tomorrow's afternoon now.
Don't say it.
Yes.
Well, it hurts you, doesn't it?
You don't need it.
Kano, it's already about 20 o'clock.
Is it okay now?
It's already 20 o'clock.
I'll be starring in the play "Yabuhara Kengyo".
It's been about 20 years since I've been on the stage of a palco theater for the first time in a play.
It's my first time playing a lead role, so I'd be happy if you could pay attention to it.
Please look forward to it.
Next week, Norika Fujiwara will appear in "Knowing or Not"!
Please have a seat.
While saying "haha", I sit where I like.
There's a battery, isn't there?
I still don't know whether it's positive or negative.
What? You don't know?
F.O.D.
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