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Happy New Year!
Our first show of the new year is...
"Mr. Johnny's"!
Ryuki Higashiyama will perform for the first time in downtown!
He'll tell us about his agency's history last year!
This is what happens when you're late.
(Laughter)
♪ I'll listen to you ♪
Parents and teachers became a hot topic, and now the industry is paying attention!
Mori Shinichi's three-year-old Kiro is complaining to his family!
If you don't know how to hold chopsticks properly, you'll be told off again!
What?!
It's all a lie!
Who told you off?!
Tonight, we'll talk about Mori family's everything!
Honde de! Hashi goto de!
Congratulations!
I see!
Well, Aikota-san is half asleep now.
What's up with you today?
What's up with you?! You're a little fast today!
Well, we've done our 2021, but what's your goal for this year for Downtown?
This year, I'm thinking of changing my name.
I'm thinking of quitting Downtown.
What?!
Are you serious?!
I don't know.
It's fine.
Don't screw up completely!
Well, our first guest for this year is this person! Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
What?!
Nice to meet you!
Wait a minute! Really?!
It's really your first time, isn't it?
It's not that common, but...
Let's give him a round of applause!
He hasn't appeared on "Hey, Hey, Hey" as a boy band yet.
That's right. He hasn't appeared on it yet.
Did you avoid it, Higashi-kun?
No, I met Hamada-san for the first time recently.
Really?
Recently.
When I said "Nice to meet you" to my fellow entertainers, everyone said "What?!"
We've never met before.
So you said you avoided it, but you clearly haven't avoided it.
That's right.
So, our first guest of the new year is Higashiyama Noriyuki-san, who surprisingly meets Matsumoto-san for the first time!
He debuted as a boy band member at the age of 19.
He's an artist, an actor, and recently, he's been active as a caster!
He's 54 years old now!
Even though they're daughters' dads, they still maintain their perfect looks!
It's Mr. Johnny's!
This time, Mr. Higashiyama, who has known Johnny's for 40 years, will reveal a shocking new fact!
In addition, we will thoroughly pursue the private life wrapped in veils!
It's been a while since I've seen Shinobu-chan.
- Isn't that Shinobu-chan? - Yes, it's Shinobu - chan.
About 30 years ago, I was really indebted to him for a while.
He would take me out for a meal or let me stay at his house.
- What? - He was like that.
- Higashiyama-kun is a little older. - Just one? Just one?
But, really...
Even now, I've met many celebrities, but I've never met anyone as decent as him.
- For real?! - No, he's really Mr. Perfect.
- You can't get used to him? - I can't get used to him! Not at all!
- For real?!
Even now, his alcohol tolerance is really strong.
- Even if you drink it, it doesn't change? - What?!
- What?! Isn't that exhausting?! - But you understand, right?!
- That's how amazing he is!
- Today, we'd like to talk about various things, including those things. - That's right.
- Since Mr. Marchi has forgotten many things... - Hey!
That's a crude way of saying it!
That's what I said in the beginning!
I'm sorry for your trouble! I'm sorry for being late!
This time, it was fine!
For now, let's toast!
- Then, cheers! - Cheers!
- But, what is this? What do you recommend, Higashi-kun? - Yes, I like this way.
- It's Moeshan. - Yes, Moeshan with ice.
- Is all of this Moeshan? - Yes.
- Um, you'd better be prepared to be crushed. Really!
- Shinobu said it.
- I'm crushed every time.
- No, no, no.
- I'm strong enough to be crushed.
- Then, Higashi-kun, thank you for today! - Thank you!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- Ah, I see. - Ah, it's delicious!
- I see. - But, it's difficult to eat this many times.
- But, I think I can do it today.
- Is it true? Is it true?
- Hey, isn't this something new?
- Well, it's a little mysterious, isn't it? - Is it?
- There are many mysteries. - Is it?
- We don't know anything.
- Speaking of Mr. Higashiyama, his life is too perfect and full of mysteries.
- Let's ask Mr. Sakagami, who has a deep faith.
- When I was about 20 years old, I was in a movie with Mr. Higashiyama.
- Mr. Higashiyama invited me to go out for a meal and visit his house.
- I went to Mr. Higashiyama's house to play.
- However, there was something wrong with the organization of the house.
- That's exactly what I imagined.
- There was a room like a bench press to train your body in one room.
- There was a living room and a table in front of the TV.
- There was a remote control on the table.
- It was like this for a long time.
- It was lined up as you imagined.
- I saw it and thought it was good.
- I imitated it and started going to Cheil Seiton Keppeki.
- I was influenced by it.
- Doesn't it change even if you get married?
- I don't care about it when I have children.
- However, what shocked me at that time was...
- The bell rang.
- Mr. Higashiyama said "yes".
- He opened the door and Mr. Morimitsuko came in.
- I was really surprised.
- Mr. Higashiyama has been loved by actress Ms. Morimitsuko since he was young.
- There was also a rumor that they were a couple in their 40s and 46s on the street.
- I'll be honest with you.
- I think they're dating.
- I'll be surprised.
- I thought you'd be surprised with a surprise.
- I was surprised that Ms. Morimitsuko came in.
- Does that mean you've been here many times?
- I think it's my second or third time.
- But it's not easy, is it?
- Does that mean we can talk about this?
Again?!
This is what happens when you're late.
Stop it, Keiichi!
How was Mr. Johnny's Higashiyama Noriyuki, who Sakagami praises as a perfect person, born?
There's a miraculous encounter with Johnny.
In 1979, when he was 13 years old, he joined Johnny's agency and lived together in a training camp.
Is Johnny's training camp Johnny's house?
Well, it's a training camp where everyone is living in Johnny's house.
Who were the members of the training camp at the time?
Toshiya Machi, us, Shibuya Kitai, Karasaki Mayo, and Moroboshi.
Was Karasaki Mayo still there?
Yes, he was there when I went there.
Was it that spacious?
It was very spacious. The image of a training camp was a little different.
But not all of them have their own rooms, right?
Each of them has their own rooms, but Toshiya Machi's is bigger.
Excuse me, but what was the reason for Mr. Higashiyama joining Johnny's?
Well, Mr. Johnny scouted me.
Where?
In front of the park in front of the Scramble intersection in Shibuya.
Seriously?
What did you do when you were standing in front of the park in front of Johnny's?
My mother was doing a rehab at the NHK.
I was one of them, one of the staff.
And one spring break, they gave me a ticket for "Let's Go Young" and I went to see it with my friends.
And "Let's Go Young" was over and I was waiting for a traffic light at the park's scramble crossing.
I still have it, I have a phone box, and I was standing in front of it.
I was in charge of the park's scramble crossing, and "Let's Go Young" was coming too.
And I was standing in front of the parking lot where I got out of the car to make a phone call.
And then I got a call.
What did they say?
They said, "Are you watching, Mr. Kinpakusei?"
That's ridiculous!
Mr. Kinpakusei!
No, it's the best!
Are you watching, Mr. Kinpakusei?
Yes, I am.
And they said, "Can you tell me your phone number?"
That's scary!
And I was like...
He was a small and clumsy old man.
Of course, he didn't know that.
"Small and clumsy"?
He gave me his name and said, "Johnny Kitagawa."
But I didn't know Johnny Kitagawa at all.
And since he didn't have a pen with him, he wrote down his own name on a piece of paper and wrote down his phone number.
And later, I think he traced it down like this.
Like a burnout?
Like a burnout.
But I heard that Johnny was pretty strict.
I heard that he even had iron fists.
Yes, he was pretty strict.
Did you have any rules at the training camp?
Except for work, I couldn't go home until midnight.
Didn't you beat up your seniors back then?
Yes, I did.
Who got mad at you the most?
Toshin got mad at me a lot.
Toshin, why did you get mad at her?
I think she went to her daughter's house.
Meanwhile, Mr. Higashiyama's life at the training camp was perfect.
According to Mr. Joshima of Tokyo, he has never seen Mr. Higashiyama who has a sleeping habit.
Also, Mr. Matsumoto has been perfect since he was young. He used to wake up at 6 a.m. and go jogging even though he was drunk.
However, for Mr. Matsumoto, who is meeting for the first time in his life, Mr. Higashiyama doesn't seem to like him at all.
After this, a battle between Mr. Higashiyama and Mr. Matsumoto begins!
Mr. Higashiyama, you don't seem like you can't fail, do you?
I try not to show my weakness.
Do you know how to say "hey"?
No, I don't.
You don't know how to say "hey"?
I told my daughter that I don't fart.
Really?
If you really want to do it, what would you do?
I don't do it.
What is "hey"?
You don't know "hey"?
I don't know "hey".
You don't know "hey"?
This is it!
On the contrary, you can do it freely.
I don't know "hey"!
I hate you!
You don't like men's fart?
I hate you!
But you do "washlet", don't you?
I don't go to the bathroom anymore.
You don't pee, you don't shit, you don't...
No, I don't do that!
Ma'am?
By the way, you have "washlet" at home, right?
Yes, I remember wearing it.
You have it, don't you?
Do you also have "toilet paper"?
What is it?
I'm pissed off!
Mr. Hinashiyama doesn't show any signs of love at all!
In 1985, when he debuted as a boy band with Kazukio Nishikiori and Katsuhide Uekusa...
His singing and dancing were perfect!
He was praised as "Mr. Johnny's best work of art"!
The following year, he also appeared in "Kohaku"!
However, it seems that "Mr. Johnny's best work of art" had an unexpectedly dirty side!
Mr. Joshima told me...
Whenever Mr. Hinashiyama makes a mistake in the choreography for the stage performance...
He always glances at Mr. Uekusa...
And even if he does, Mr. Uekusa will pretend like he made a mistake.
This is dirty!
It's unexpectedly dirty!
What do you think about it?
That story is true.
Why is it "Mr. Uekusa"?
When I become a kid...
I get upset with him!
He's mentally weak!
I made a mistake.
You are not Nishikiyori.
Nishiki is better at dancing.
Was Nishiki the best dancer?
Nishiki is good at dancing.
I've heard about him. He is amazing.
Is that so?
I've never seen him so flexible like that in Japan.
What?
He is like a young boy.
He is powerful and balanced.
Nishikiyori was one step above him.
He was like a leader.
We were like his backup dancers.
Did you really argue with him?
We argued about many things.
Didn't you argue with him when you were young?
We argued about work.
But we never argued about money and women.
That's why you argued with him.
There were many girls who argued with him.
Did you argue with him?
Yes, we did.
Did you argue with him when you were young?
No, we didn't.
We never argued with him.
How did you argue with him?
How?
You didn't have a cell phone at that time.
I said, "Let me go."
"Let me go"?
I'm sorry.
Did you argue with him when you were young?
Yes.
We never argued with him.
Did you argue with him when you took a shower?
I wash my hair first.
You wash your hair first?
Yes, I do.
How many underwears do you have?
I have a lot of underwears.
I see. Then where do you hide your erotic books?
I don't have erotic books.
What about emotional eroticism?
What is eroticism?
It's development! It's definitely development!
He's really developing!
According to Kento Nakajima of Sexy Zone,
when Mr. Kigashiyama drinks alcohol,
Kento, go home and sleep.
Mr. Kigashiyama says so.
It may be that he actually likes you.
The party scene with Mr. Kigashiyama, who is such a perfect man,
is "Unagi Kappo Shima Kin", which is a classic of Kagura-zaka.
The menu is "Unajuu" made of domestic eels.
It's baked and seasoned with "Rinchotan", which is a secret sauce that has been around since its inception.
You can enjoy its elegant taste with just one bite.
In addition, it's a sea of ​​freshly caught seafood.
The salt-grilled duck using Ainamo's roast is also perfect!
Let's ask this person to make a claim to Mr. Kigashiyama, who is too perfect!
Mr. Kawai Fumito!
You show up everywhere.
I show up everywhere.
Kawaii, have you heard about your childhood?
Yes, I have.
Is it really like that?
I've been to your house before.
At that time, you become a little softer.
Really?
You know, your dad's face.
What kind of clothes do you usually wear at home?
It's pretty rough.
Do you wear dirty clothes?
No, it's like a jersey.
I also wear a jersey to move around all the time.
You're a little rough.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I always wear a jersey and run to work.
Really?
You run?
Yes.
I'm not rough about it.
I've never been rough about anyone.
Not now?
Not now.
You've never been rough about anyone?
No, I've never been rough about anyone.
I've never been rough about anyone.
I respect that.
Really?
Kawai, do you have any complaints about Higashi?
He often does Johnny's impersonations when we work together.
I see.
It's okay if he does it for me, but there are titles I've never done before.
I see.
It's unreasonable.
I think they can do it.
Just doing impersonations is not enough.
I see.
I think they can overcome it.
If Kimura were a "ji"...
It's unreasonable. I think they can do it.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
I think they can do it.
Just doing impersonations is not enough.
If Kimura were a "ji"...
I see.
I like it.
It's amazing.
Wait a minute!
Are you impersonating a human?
This is done a lot.
If Matsujun farted...
This is done a lot.
Matsujun farted.
This is done a lot.
He is Johnny's teacher, Kiyoshi Nishikawa.
This is done a lot.
I know.
This is done a lot.
Please introduce yourself.
We are Kuzustein.
When I was on the stage of "Shonen Tai".
Mr. Higashiyama brought a lot of clothes and bags.
They were all chroma hearts.
They were chroma hearts, but I got a bag of chroma hearts.
It had a mysterious white stain on it.
What was that stain?
I don't remember it.
It was cold when I was shaken.
It was hard for me to carry it.
It was still cold when I came to the hospital.
I don't remember it.
I was wearing a bag of chroma hearts.
Really?
You can keep it.
I'm Higashiyama.
Wait!
You are doing your best.
Let's get a good night's sleep.
Let's get a good night's rest.
At last, let's listen to their great impersonations.
If you were a Roomba...
Automatic Roomba.
Automatic vacuum cleaner and Roomba.
If you were an automatic vacuum cleaner...
Let's sleep slowly tonight as well.
Let's sleep slowly.
Make it warm.
I can't sleep at all.
Make hot water and sleep.
I can't do anything tonight.
Now, let's welcome the next guest.
It's this person! Please come in!
Who is it? Who is it?
She's a big guest.
Nice to meet you!
She's Hiro-san of "My First Story"!
Nice to meet you!
Her father is Shinichi Mori, and her mother is Masako Mori.
Her older brother is Taka One O'Clock, and they were born as a family of three.
Currently, Hiro-san is leading the music scene as a vocalist of "My First Story"!
Suddenly...
Tonight, Hiro-san will confess her family's abnormal behavior as a member of the Mori family!
If you hold chopsticks in a dirty way, I'll lower you and make you do it again.
Shinichi, what are you doing?!
Call me! Call me! Call me!
My mother is quite hysterical.
"Yes, yes, it's my fault," she says and suddenly her phone is cut off.
She's a unique celebrity!
The Mori family's true form is revealed!
- Nakai-kun, you were on a show... - Yes, I was with my dad the other day.
- Well, the song is a little different... - No, no, it's not a song!
- Oh, it was a song! - It's not a song!
- The reputation was good, so I was wondering if it was similar. - No, no, no!
- Didn't your dad sing? - That's right!
- That's right! Nakai-san was really reckless and I wasn't going to sing at all at the meeting, but...
- He's bad, isn't he? He's really bad! - No, no, it's not bad!
- He's amazing! - And it turned out pretty good!
- That's right, that's right!
- First, my dad sang "Elephant Face" and then he sang "Elephant Face" back.
- I see! - Seeing that, Mori Shinichi-san's face was really good with my dad's face.
- Yes, and my mom came today.
- Didn't you do narration? - My mom quit.
- She quit! Can you say it in a different way?
- That's right, it's not a good way of saying it.
- Wait a minute! It's my first time meeting you, but you're so good at talking!
- No, no, it's not like that! - I think you're in your second year of R-1.
- No, no, it's not like that!
- Why are you in your first year of R-1?
- No, no, it's not like that! - You're not doing it for fun!
- I don't like Mori Shinichi like this!
- Then I want you to go all the way to the finals!
- No, no, it's not like that! - You're doing it for fun!
- How can you say such a thing?! - No, no, it's not like that!
- You're doing it for fun! - Then let's toast! - Yes!
- Then thank you for today! - Thank you for having us! - Cheers!
- This is Shinryuchu's... - That's right!
- Ah, Shinryuchu... - Hiro!
- Now, from there...
- Sannan's Hiro-san knows everything!
- Let's hear a lot about Mori family's weirdness!
- Sannan Hiro will explain...
- Mori family's weird people!
- No, it's everyone!
- Well, well, there's a history... - Well, well, that's right...
- I think it's official.
- First of all...
- There is a father, Mori Shinichi, who is too strict with children's food!
- There is an episode because he grew up in a wealthy family!
- When I was little, I was very strict with food...
- Um... like cup noodles...
- Ah, this is no good! - That's right!
- Like soda drinks... - Wow!
- All of them were prohibited! - Eh?!
- So I didn't eat that much noodles...
- Eh?! - When I was little...
- You're cheeky!
- Cheeky!
- How am I cheeky?!
- You're cheeky! - If you eat cup noodles, it's a movie!
- No, no, no! - What do you know about Shinichi?!
- No, no, no! - Call me! Call me! Call me!
- Shinichi said you shouldn't do it! - That's right! That's right!
- What about your mother? - Well, she was more open-minded.
- I thought you were the opposite. - That's right.
- And as a child, you want to eat it, don't you? - Give it to me!
- If it's forbidden... - Give it to me!
- I was curious about it and bought a cup of soup in secret.
- But ramen all of a sudden...
- You're conscious of your sins, aren't you?
- Well, this is like the first half. - The first half?!
- I thought I'd go with soup in the first half. - It's like sucking soup.
- That's how strict it was, isn't it? - It was very strict.
- But you can't just leave it in the kitchen or anywhere you can see it.
- I hid it under the bed like a drawer.
- That's what we usually say.
- It's like eroticism!
- I put something on it and hid it.
- Somehow my father's senses are sharpened.
- He rarely comes, but he comes to my room and...
- Good evening!
- No, good evening!
- Why is my house always Shinichi Mori's house?
No, it's not like that.
I went there and opened it all of a sudden.
That's so scary!
It was so scary!
I was so surprised!
And as a kid, I was so excited.
"What? What? What?" I said.
And because I was so excited, I thought there might be something.
I looked for it and found it.
And since then, my dad has been beating me up.
How old were you, Hiroo?
I was in the first year of elementary school.
- That's a long time ago. - If you got mad, would you hit me?
No, I wouldn't.
As soon as I found it, we would have a family meeting.
What?!
- That's the worst! - My dad, as I said, was small.
He couldn't have bought it all by himself.
- Oh, someone... - There was someone who bought it for him.
- I see! - It's going to last a long time.
That's right!
And the person who bought it for me...
He was a driver.
- Mori-san? - Yes.
- Your dad? - That's right.
And he's behind me in that family meeting.
What?!
So we're talking like this, right?
And like a staff member, he's behind me like this.
But I might not be able to say anything in that meeting.
- I don't like that. - Because...
I might die, you know?
- No, it's not like that! - It's not like that!
- No, no, it's like... - Goodbye, Mori-san.
I don't say goodbye that often.
- No, it's like, as a child... - As a child...
- I thought it would be bad if I said it. - Right?
And I couldn't say it either.
And when I said it, my mother said, "I bought it."
- Wow! - That's right. - Wow, Masako-san!
Masako-san, you can read that kind of atmosphere, but you can't read it at all on the show!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry in your place.
Me too.
Is there anything that Downtown-san has been strict about when it comes to education for children?
As Hammer-san said, it's so Harumaki-san.
It's definitely Downtown-san.
It's said so, but it's definitely Harumaki-san.
No, no, no, no.
You're saying what I was saying.
No, it's just that I don't want to cause trouble for others.
Other than that, it's nothing.
You only say that when you're lying, don't you?
That's right. When I'm lying...
Lying is...
Is a child's lie something that can be found out?
It can be found out.
This morning, Mori-Maseko-san's weird side...
It's quite hysterical.
That's not true.
That's right. When I say something wrong, she suddenly hangs up on me.
Next up is Mori-Maseko-san's weird side.
Mori-Maseko-san, who makes up stories on TV.
Do we know about this?
It's a bit of a battle, isn't it?
Let's talk about something wrong.
Rather than wrong, it's about 100%.
To be honest, this is a big problem.
There were a lot of things you said.
That's right. I think it was on this show.
Yes, yes, yes.
That number thing.
That's right.
When Masako came to Hashigozaki, she said she called her three sons by their numbers.
She said she called them by numbers.
On the contrary, she never said that to me.
She told me to spread it out properly.
It seems like Shinichi-san was worried about that.
You know, you're already separated.
How is your son doing now?
At that time, the third party called you by numbers.
My son?
Your son.
As for Mori-san, I think he was very worried about that.
In the end, after being separated, the Masako family became like a detention center.
That's right.
When I came to this show, I was called by numbers.
What was that impersonation of yours?
What was that 40-point impersonation of yours?
That doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist.
My mother would say anything on the spot.
What's even more amazing is that she believes what she says is true.
She has a special ability for it.
You've been told that it's hard for you, haven't you?
Yes, that's right.
After that impersonation, a friend of mine who had nothing to do with it said, "No. 3, No. 3, No. 3, No. 3!"
What?!
You didn't watch it?
I didn't watch it.
You didn't watch it?
I didn't know what it meant.
I ignored it all.
And then I watched it.
Don't you tell your mother?
Don't say that.
It's hard for me to say it on the spot.
I get hysterical.
That's true.
I don't know about that.
When I say it's my fault, she suddenly hangs up.
But your mom just retired, didn't she?
Yes.
Do you know what she does for a living?
I don't know at all.
Basically, I don't contact her or my family that much.
So you don't know what she does for a living or where she lives?
I don't know at all.
According to rumors, she's not in Tokyo.
Really?
Is it like that?
It's at that level, really.
But from the impression of the guest, I had an image of her as a very strict mother.
But now that you mention it, your dad is strict and your mom is...
Surprisingly, it seems that Shinichi's father was stricter than Masako's mother.
It seems that there were even stricter rules at the dining table.
When we eat, there's something like a cloth on the dining table.
About ten.
I think my father wrote it.
That's amazing.
If you don't eat what's lined up neatly, you'll have to do it all over again.
What?
So it takes a lot of time for us to have dinner.
What do you mean "do it all over again"?
If you don't eat what's lined up neatly, you'll have to do it all over again.
What?
He was a very strict father.
But was it Felix?
Gum.
The red one.
Yes, the one with a hole.
Yes, I know. Ten yen gum.
Yes, I know.
The one that breaks into two pieces.
Yes, two pieces in the middle.
My father really liked that.
Wow.
Can you stop saying "wow"?
He gave me ten thousand yen and told me to buy it at a convenience store.
But I bought a thousand of them.
I don't think it's easy to win a game with a thousand ten yen gum.
We had a corner where we kept them.
There were a lot of them.
Really?
If Mori comes next time, it's all a lie.
That's true.
In the end, it was a lie with my family.
Who told you it was a lie?
Don't you have a few days of jokes?
What's that?
Dad jokes.
Like this...
I have something to do with my dad's condition.
Let me comfort my family.
Not at all.
If we do it, it's a massacre.
It's quite a massacre.
We don't have such frank conversations.
After this, they will show off their special talents.
Like this, right?
Both of you are famous, so aren't you troubled by anything?
People often ask me about it, but I'm not troubled by anything.
Rather, I've gained a lot of things.
Like what?
I've experienced a lot of things that ordinary people can't.
For example?
Like taking me on a blind date.
What? You took me on a blind date?
That's right.
He took me on a blind date and we hung out in secret.
We broke up and I got really mad at him.
What?!
That's the worst!
Hiro-san was born in the Mori family and gained a lot of things,
but he was troubled by one thing.
Didn't your dad or mom ask you for your autograph?
If I had to say...
I don't think my classmates know about my dad or mom.
But my classmates' parents know for sure.
They ask me for my autograph.
But I'm a kid and I only have a piece of paper with me.
I see.
They give me a lot of pieces of paper. About 20 pieces.
When I got home, I couldn't give them to my dad.
I couldn't give them to my dad.
I'm a kid and I have to be careful.
I was in a lot of trouble.
When I was eating with my family or at a restaurant, I saw people signing their autographs.
Instead of me, I wrote it down.
You wrote it down?
I wrote it down.
When I signed my autograph for DOWNTOWN, most of my autographs were written by my manager.
Really?
Wait a minute!
Really?
Yes.
How about you, Hamada-san?
I don't think so.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Are you serious?
That's amazing!
No, no!
When you become my manager, the first thing you should tell me is that you want me to sign your autograph.
So, Chiyo-kun, can you still write now?
I haven't written it recently, but I think I can.
His father, Shinichi-san, wrote dozens of autographs when he was a child.
Can he still write now?
Well, I asked him to prepare some autographs for me.
This is my father's autograph.
Can you write this one?
Yes, I can.
I think all of my brothers can write this one.
What?
I think all of them can write this one.
You wrote it without looking at it.
Did you remember it?
Like this, isn't it?
This is how it is.
Yes, you can do it.
No, you can't.
I think you're over reacting for some reason.
When you're not doing so well...
You're a bit annoying.
When you're busy, you're too hard.
This sign could apply to all of the siblings.
Let's continue with that strange thing about the siblings.
In relation to their signs that are called "KOUNAN", "TAKA" and "JINAN" while they're siblings and yet they speak in honorifics.
What does that mean?
It is said that there is a complicated family environment behind speaking in honorifics.
Well, I'm not in honorifics with my parents, but I'm in honorifics with my siblings.
Because when I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, my parents got divorced and I didn't live with my siblings anymore.
I already lived with my mother.
And the next time we met was when I was in high school.
So, when we met for the first time in a while, I couldn't really understand what I was talking about.
But now you're older than me, right?
For the time being, I was speaking in honorifics.
Then I couldn't get out of it.
You didn't know when to stop, did you?
That's right. Even if I said it from there, we didn't meet very often.
Even now, so I'm polite.
What do you do with your second older brother?
I think he's a director in TV Tokyo now.
And they're still friendly.
The eldest son is friendly to me and Jinan.
Jinan is friendly to me, but he's polite to his older brother.
I'm only one step away.
Jinan is pretty hard-headed.
It's not like this.
It's a polite way of saying it when you're talking to your senior.
Thank you for your hard work.
What would you like to drink?
But it's true.
It's a unique family.
It's true.
Did you introduce her to your dad once?
Yes, I took her out for New Year's.
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Hiro was raised in an independent family,
but it seems like he's only introduced his father to his girlfriend once.
Did you introduce your father to your girlfriend once?
Yes, I did. I took her out for New Year's.
But it didn't feel good.
What?
What's not good about it?
It's harder for me to say hello to my parents than to my boyfriend's parents.
That's true.
And my father looks at me like that.
For example, does he have a gift for me or not?
That's pretty strict.
That's right.
I can have whatever I want.
Wait a minute. Was I okay? Did I say anything?
Dad, did I say anything?
Seriously, did I say anything?
No, I don't think you said anything in particular, but I think you were okay.
No, it's kind of complicated.
No, no, no, no, no.
Say it like this. Say it like this.
I think you were really okay.
What do you think of her now?
She's not here now.
When you say it like this, it sounds like you're lying.
She's really not here.
If you were asked what kind of person you like, what would you say?
I like people who are stable.
Well, that's...
That's totally your reaction.
Well, it's not always wrong.
It's not always wrong.
That's a big assumption.
Is there anyone who expresses it like that?
She may be in favor of it, but it's really rude for a woman.
I don't think women are basically steadily stable.
(Laughter)
No, it's a good one.
Stop it!
(Laughter)
Which is it?
Which is better for you?
After all, the individual is chosen.
(Laughter)
Isn't it a prejudice?
Is that so?
Of course, there are people who are stable, but there are also people who are in a bad mood.
There are, there are.
Compared to men, I think there are more women.
Don't look at me like that.
But after all, it seems that you are quite popular with people around you.
I don't want to hear people's popular stories.
Well, of course.
This is Hiro-kun's best friend.
"Gekidan EXILE"'s Suzuki Nobuyuki-kun.
Yes, Nobu.
Suzuki-san says that Hiro is a person who cares about people's birthdays and surprises.
It seems like it's a reason for him to care about women in detail.
I'm often told that I'm popular for this reason.
But I think I'm trying many times harder than people around me.
That's good, that's good.
To be popular...
That's good, that's good.
Somehow...
I really think so, but...
Somehow...
Maybe it's because I sing a little...
Maybe it's because I'm on TV...
Maybe it's because I'm popular...
I won't make this simple decision again.
That's good!
Just a little!
When you're talking with girls, you might think "this girl might be this type of person" or "this girl might like this kind of clothing" or "this girl might like this kind of restaurant"
It's like "how much do you know?" Don't underestimate me!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm a little nervous!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
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