AISubs v3.4
"Downtown Lounge" is a special where super popular people gather!
This time, it's not because there weren't enough tables due to certain circumstances, but...
This year as well, there's only a little time left since November!
From popular people who took a break in 2020 to super popular people!
A two-time win and a loss!
Don't take it lightly! Cheers Special!
Hello!
In addition, that dirty-smiling guy also joined Hashigozake!
If you hide behind a glass, a battle breaks out!
I want you to stop biking.
How dare you come here!
Hashigozake's unreleased talk!
This year's big break, comedy seventh generation "exit"!
What is the secret of forming good friends?
The comedy duo "reiwa", which "exit" recommends for the seventh generation, is "this is common sense".
Stop!
It seems like you're in love with your partner!
This is terrible!
You're terrible!
What?!
Don't say that!
Don't say it!
It's normal!
Don't say it!
We do this together.
Which one?
We do both.
For example, I met someone like this, and I want to go out with him. What do you think?
What?!
He also showed me his LINE.
What?!
The exchange?
He showed me the exchange.
I was like, "This is terrible!"
We were like, "Wow!"
That's how we got excited.
Like, "Wow, this is going to be released!"
Sometimes I'm like that, too!
And "release" of such a deep "exit" duo was not released.
Which of you said "let's form a duo"?
I said "let's form an M-one duo" as a temporary duo.
I said "I have something I want to do as an M-one duo, and I want to do something like this".
And then we met.
You were so serious about it.
I said "let's form a duo" because I was in a good mood.
Then he said "it's not a duo".
You thought it was an M-one duo.
But I've been dumped once, so I want to go out with him.
It was like a one-time thing.
I'm glad it was like a one-time thing.
I was so serious about it.
The reason is close to money, but it was Rintaro who sent it first.
I was so serious about it.
He sent me a lot of LINE messages.
Next.
Merle, who is very active in variety shows this year.
What is the kanji test that Merle was cutting because he was too stupid?
You can't write elementary school level kanji.
I can.
For example, "love"
I see "love" a lot in kanji.
"Love" is my kanji.
That doesn't mean anything.
"Love" is common, isn't it?
love
It's stupid.
It's my answer.
It's your answer.
Wait a minute.
What is "bicycle"?
bicycle
Is it three letters?
bicycle
"car"? (car)
car
She's a model.
If she's a model, of course she can answer questions.
Do you look at my work or my clothes?
Clothes?
How many questions do you think I answer?
I answer a lot of questions.
This is my...
What?
Your jokes are a little...
My jokes?
Your jokes are a little...
You're amazing!
Next...
Introducing the recommended men for actresses who have just broken up with their boyfriends.
Until now, I've been dating three people.
From middle school to high school.
From high school to 19 years old.
From 19 years old to 25 or 26 years old.
Wow!
25 or 26 years old?
25 or 26 years old.
But recently...
26 years old.
Have you just broken up?
Yes...
Oh, I made a mistake.
Yes...
Really?
Then...
Sairi, who doesn't have a boyfriend, and her boyfriend are far away.
What about people in the industry?
But I feel like I'm a workaholic.
The staff is...
Have you ever dated an actress?
No, I haven't.
The staff is...
I feel like I'm having fun drinking at a party.
I feel like I'm a man.
The staff in "Downtown Now" are also recruiting.
No, no, no...
You're handsome and you're good-looking.
No, no, no...
You're a man!
The best thing is...
You have a voice.
Oh!
I'm embarrassed!
Oh! I'm embarrassed!
He's a very cute man.
What the hell are you saying?
Next!
Sherry confessed her divorce.
However, a battle broke out over her death.
Her husband cut off her tongue.
Did you have someone else in your husband?
In the end, I...
If there is such a thing, it is better for me to say it.
It's hard for me to give up.
That's right.
So I said it.
No, I really don't.
But even if I marry you as it is, I don't have the confidence to cheat in the future.
What?!
Did you say that?
Yes.
Simply...
Somehow...
Didn't you cool down?
Oh, no?
Feelings?
But there is.
Simply, a man cools down.
Somehow...
When I think about it now, I think you are very honest.
Well...
Somehow you look sad.
No, no, no.
I'm very honest.
While each of them is thinking about Sherry's divorce...
For some reason, a fierce battle between Minami Tanaka and Shinobu Satagami breaks out!
However, the world is too noisy now.
It's not your problem, it's your own problem.
No, but...
The world is too noisy.
That's right.
I don't think Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san should do their best.
Do their best?
Yes, yes.
Is it "do their best"?
What is "do their best"?
"Do their best" is...
"Do their best" is weird, isn't it?
No matter what you do, you can't do it.
But if you do it, you can't do it.
If you do it, you can't do it.
What do you think about it?
Hey, stop it!
Stop it!
Shut up!
Two-time Hashinozake special!
Hot guy Fujiwara Tatsuya-san and Katsuji Ryo-san are having a big fight in a bar!
Katsuji Ryo-kun came here before.
Yes, yes, yes.
When he was being lectured by Tatsuya-kun in a bar, Katsuji-kun unexpectedly beat him up.
To Tatsuya-kun.
To me?
Yes.
Then, Tatsuya-kun said, "Hey, you're good! I've been waiting for you to say that!"
What is it? What is it?
Katsuji-kun beat me up before.
You just said it.
We're talking about it now.
He said, "I can't see ahead anymore. I don't know anymore. I don't know how to act anymore."
I said, "I hate you, Tatsuya-kun. I hate you. I want to hit you."
Katsuji-kun said, "Why don't you hit me?"
I was hit.
Then, everyone around me said, "Are you okay? Are you okay?"
I said, "Katsuji, are you okay now? Are you satisfied now?"
You're an adult.
That's what we're talking about.
No, but you said it.
No, wait a minute.
Hey, you're good! I've been waiting for you to say that!
I'm going to beat up Katsuji.
I'm going to beat him up.
Next, we have Fumito Kawai, who is very busy this year.
We found out a little embarrassing episode of Fumito Kawai.
I have something I'd like to ask you about this appearance.
Ask me anything.
How long have you been working in the downtown area?
Well, about 37 or 38 years.
You've seen a lot of people who have worked with you and sold with you, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Is there anyone who can sell you in one shot?
What?
I'd like to know.
When you talk to them?
Like, "Don't come here!"
When I was doing a show in Osaka, guests came from Tokyo.
I couldn't talk to them at all and they kept waiting for me.
When they finally came, I said, "If you don't come late for the recording, I'll definitely sell you, you idiot! Get out of my way!"
But they just winked at me.
That's what I want!
It's a long story.
I winked and closed my eyes.
It was a huge success!
Next up is the 6th place in the King of Contest final, "Farewell, Light of Youth!"
Mr. Hamada will tell you what happened behind the scenes!
It was a huge success!
I really wanted him to win!
I wanted to win!
At one point, Mr. Matsumoto told me off!
Once, in 2015, when we reunited, Mr. Matsumoto said, "Our story is over. It's more interesting for you to look at the floor."
I want to judge such a person!
What do you think of Mr. Hamada?
I want to ask!
You know, "King of Con" has a lot of judges, right?
When we introduce them, they go behind us.
When I look at it from behind the monitor, it's hard for me to keep up with the speed of laughter.
So I thought it would be better to shoot it earlier.
But when I shoot it from behind, it's too late.
I can't do it!
Is that so?
I get angry!
I'm gay!
But I know!
I get angry!
That's right.
If you put yourself in that situation, you can do it.
But if you don't put yourself in it, you will feel heavier than the floor.
Wow!
You're heavier than the floor.
Next,
Mr. Tomomichi Yamaguchi who became a hot topic of the collaboration with DOWN TOWN for the first time in 12 years,
tells us about his memories with Mr. Matsumoto.
Mr. Gussan, it's strange that we are in the same agency, but we don't see each other.
We don't see each other.
Is there such a person?
We were doing a show together once.
Really?
Since then, we haven't seen each other for a while.
But is it a coincidence or something like that?
No, it's not.
Not at all.
It's been a while.
Mr. Gussan!
Is it really you?
Yes, it's me.
It's Mr. Downtown!
It's not like you hate me or anything like that.
I don't hate you at all.
But you're only on TV, aren't you?
If that's the case, I wouldn't be here in the first place.
And now, it's a private talk with Mr. Matsumoto about what he wanted to talk about in person.
On the first day, Mr. Matsumoto and I...
I think you remember this, Mr. Matsumoto.
I was doing a live show by myself.
It was called "Gucci Entertainment Show".
And Mr. Matsumoto said he wanted to see me do a live show.
And I was really happy about that.
Did he really say that?
I like that kind of thing.
And now that Mr. Matsumoto is coming...
Before Mr. Fujiwara, the president of the company, starts his live show...
He says a lot of things, doesn't he?
At the bar...
"Oh, what's up?" "Oh, what's up?"
Well, Mr. Matsumoto said he wanted to come today.
What? Why?
Well, Mr. Matsumoto said he wanted to come today.
"Well, Mr. Matsumoto said he wanted to come today." "Why didn't you say that before the show?"
I was so nervous that Mr. Matsumoto would come from there.
But Mr. Matsumoto saw me and said, "Let's go eat."
And we went together.
That was the first time.
I was really happy about it.
Even now, I go to a lot of places and watch plays.
Sometimes I go to see Joe Meer's theater.
But it's not good for the staff to say that Mr. Matsumoto is coming.
It's better not to say it.
We all slip sometimes.
We all have our timing.
That's right.
Next...
Mr. Shiro, who wants to be in a variety show.
From his manager to Mr. Aida, he keeps getting complaints!
I have a strong impression of Mr. Komei.
But I don't know about Mr. Aida of JANAIBO.
He doesn't have a high self-esteem.
He doesn't talk much when we're recording.
It's okay if he doesn't talk much.
But in the make-up room...
Would you like to add more eyebrows?
Even men say that.
Would you like to add more eyebrows?
But I said, "No, it's okay."
But he said, "Would you like to add more eyebrows?"
I thought he was amazing.
But he didn't say a word when we were recording.
Why did you add it?
Our manager told us about you and your motivation.
He said you are not busy at all, but you stay up late and hungry.
And you eat lunch first and save energy.
You don't have to eat so much.
Is it okay for you to say like this?
How late do you stay up?
I don't stay up late for business.
I lied.
I'm scared.
I did stay up late for business.
We do business together.
I lied about it.
There is this saying on TV.
It doesn't matter.
Mr. Sano Motoharu is a mysterious person even though he is a big man.
Recently, he has been talking about Sano World a lot.
Recently, Sano Motoharu said, "I'm tired of my own name."
I want to change my name.
I'm worried because I might be serious about it.
Is Sano Motoharu your real name?
Yes.
If you have been Sano Motoharu for 40 years, you will get tired of your own name.
What would you name it?
I'm sure you'll laugh at me.
No, I won't.
I won't.
Hayabusa Jet.
What the heck is that?!
Hayabusa Jet's Unique Taste Revealed Talk!
Let's move on.
It seems like you're happy that your skull has disappeared.
What? Does a skull disappear?
What is this?
For me, there was one that I didn't like.
And it wasn't black, it was white.
So if you think about it, it's Hojiro.
What?
That's Hojiro?
Hojiro?!
The bear I just made.
Ho-hojiro!
Hojiro!
Hojiro, right?
Hojiro!
He said it last time.
I don't even drink coffee.
Hojiro.
Hojiro!
Where did you put it?
Next to my navel.
I've always been curious about it.
You don't like black, do you?
But white isn't from here, is it?
It's about a grain size.
About a grain size of rice.
So it's about that size.
Does it disappear?
I always calculated it and thought it was good.
When did you make it?
When did I make it? I don't know.
When I saw it, I knew it.
I don't like it.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said it.
Now, he is a very popular giant voice actor, Subaru Kimura.
There is a huge gap in the number of photos he recently released.
Hamada! Matsumoto!
Nice to meet you, my friend!
I'm Subaru Kimura! Nice to meet you, everyone!
- That's amazing! - If you use LINE, you'll get a lot of messages!
- Yes! - And Amura-san... - Yes? - Until you know how to take photos...
- You can do that?! Is that okay?! - I don't know how to take photos...
- It's my first time in my life, but in commemoration of turning 30... - Yes...
- With the title "Subaruotsu", I wanted to make a book that follows my roots. - Yes, yes...
- Do you take good photos? - I take really good photos!
- That's not me, is it?! - No, it's not!
- A photo book? - Yes! - Who would want to see that?!
- Subaru... - Subaruotsu... - I don't know!
- How much is it? - It's 3,000 yen!
- That's it! - Tell me! Which one is it?!
- 3,000 yen! That's it!
- Next up is...
- Mr. Dessho Tetsuya, who has a personality of a busybody!
- His way of eating cup noodles is extraordinary!
- You can eat cup noodles in less than a minute! - Is that true?! - Yes!
- I eat it like this. - I don't put this in either. - What do you mean?
- I don't put this tempura in. - Why?
- It gets messy. - What do you mean? - I take this off...
- I put this in. - You can put it in later if you like it or not.
- I want to put it in first. - I put it in later.
- You put it in later? - Yes. - You put it in earlier? - Yes.
- This is for three minutes. - This is for three minutes too. - Okay.
- I see. - I put it in like this. - But you already took off the lid...
- No, no, no!
It's weird! It's weird!
- It's not weird. - You're lying on TV!
You're lying!
It's been a while since we last saw them like this, but we didn't show it because it was too funny!
- There's a 5-minute one, right? - Yeah. - That too?
No, I don't know why you're waiting for 5 minutes.
- What time is the 5-minute one? - It's almost done.
- It's almost done? - It's almost done.
- And what about the fried ones? - What about the fried ones? Later?
I think we'll put in the beans.
- We'll put in the beans. - We'll take this out...
- It's 5 minutes, right? - 5 minutes.
- We have to lose the beans. - We have to lose the beans.
- We don't have any beans. - We don't have any.
Oh my god!
You're kidding me, right?
You guys!
Stop it!
Alright!
Don't make me mad!
Next!
Various YouTubers and entertainers have been killed this year.
What is the truth behind entertainers' statement "stop"?
The number of subscribers is 1,650,000 and total views is about 400 million.
I don't know how great it is, but...
Would you say it's great if you have 1 million subscribers?
I think 1 million subscribers is great, too.
If you don't have 1 million subscribers, will you quit being an entertainer?
Right, right.
Yes, I said it.
Are you really going to quit?
To be honest, I said I would retire as an entertainer if I didn't have 1 million subscribers.
I was pretty angry about it.
"Don't mess with me." "You guys can't do it." "Don't look down on us."
But I can say it now.
There is a strategy.
It's a rumor.
It's a rumor, but...
When I started YouTube, I had various strategies for a year.
Were you sure you could do it with 1 million subscribers?
I said I could do it with 1 million subscribers for a year.
So I said I would retire as an entertainer if I didn't have 1 million subscribers.
If you don't have 1 million subscribers, will you quit being an entertainer?
I'm quitting.
You can't say it now.
I can't say it now.
If you don't have 1 million subscribers, I'll do my best on YouTube.
If you forgive me, I may have uploaded a video asking me to be an entertainer again.
Why can't I do this?
I said it.
I said it when I couldn't do it.
And after this, we have that ugly man, Isshii!
His battle with his rival, Shinobu Sakagami, starts now!
I want you to stop biting me.
How dare you do this to me!
And with that, Hashimoto wins!
So, today is Christmas.
Yes, it's Christmas.
What's your plan for this year?
This year will be tough.
What will happen?
But you can do it at home, can't you?
Oh, you'll do it at home?
No, my house is big, so it's small.
My house isn't that small either.
I'm 11 years old.
You're 11 years old.
I told you, I'm 11 years old.
Does that mean you have someone you like?
He said it! He said it! I didn't say it!
I didn't say it!
I have Santa Claus, but I don't have anyone I like.
Now, let's welcome our guest.
It's this person! Please come in!
Who is it?
Shinobu!
Hello!
Pleased to meet you!
Thank you for coming!
I'm sure you've seen him a lot.
Actually, I met Matsumoto-san...
What?
Seven years ago, in a movie called "R-100"...
He's been fighting since "Gogosuma" was broadcasted.
It's rare.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for that story.
It wasn't free at the time.
That's right, of course.
I see.
Since 2013, he's been hosting "Gogosuma", an afternoon news program.
He's an announcer, Ishii Ryouji.
Last year, despite being a member of the TV station in Nagoya...
...he ranked 5th in his favorite male announcer.
Following his popularity...
...in April of this year, he became a freelancer.
Even if he's said to be the most energetic announcer right now, it's no exaggeration!
However...
Behind his high-intensity manliness...
...is his mischievous and arrogant appearance!
My watch is 980 yen.
The car I'm driving is also a used light car.
This is a strategy I'm taking...
...in order to increase my high intensity!
Gross!
It stinks! It stinks!
It stinks!
Thank you for the drink!
Cheers!
Thank you for the drink!
Your drink is red wine.
Your eyes are already red.
I drank a lot.
That's perfect.
You weren't here today, were you?
No, I was.
No, I wasn't.
I'm on a professional baseball show and I'm off once a year.
That's right!
I came around 3 o'clock.
Yes, I came around 3 o'clock.
I saw your biking and...
...went to the gym.
Is this a show?
In the end, my biking got extended...
...so I wore it for about an hour.
That's right!
I'm glad I was able to come here.
And is it okay for me to call you "Mika"?
No, of course! I've been studying you.
I see.
You're awesome!
That's not good!
To be honest, you want it to end, don't you?
Biking?
Biking...
I want it to end.
That's it!
What do you want it to end?
Isn't it the same for Mianear?
Of course, I want Mianear to end.
Between Mianear and Biking, which do you want it to end?
Well... Biking.
Really?!
Biking is amazing.
How is it?
It might be like that now.
It's not just about the generation anymore.
In that sense, I think it's strong.
Ishii-chan, you're now free.
Yes.
Other than CBC, you're now in Japan?
Yes, that's right.
I was able to appear in a Japanese TV show.
That's my first song.
There's something like a October break.
I see.
Even today, I'm grateful for it.
I've been in elementary school all the time.
Kansai and Osaka.
I've been watching you two since then.
You're like a goddess.
Goddess?!
Yes, goddess.
You're a goddess.
Like a dream.
Like a dream!
You're a step ahead of me.
It's my first time seeing you.
Thank you.
How is it?
It's like you've become green and slipped.
From now on, you'll appear more and more.
I want to appear more and more.
You'll go around.
That's where it starts.
It seems like it.
Everyone is worried about my first week.
I'm worried about my second week.
I'm listening to you.
You're making me nervous.
You're making me nervous!
However, Mr. Ishii is a good fighter and a good strategist.
Really?
Mr. Ishii is in his first year of his career and it's an important period of his life.
However, due to the recession, his high-intensity image may be overturned.
First of all, look at this.
It's too high-intensity image and it smells fishy.
It's a recession from Mr. Kayago.
His watch is 980 yen.
His car is also a used light car.
His clothes are also sweat of UNIQLO.
It may be easy for common people to look at it, but it's a strategy that Mr. Ishii is doing to raise public sentiment.
What's with this strategy?
It's disgusting!
It's too much.
I dare say that it's a perfect match.
It can't be a perfect match.
It's a perfect match.
That's it?
This is the 980 yen watch.
Really?
Yes.
It smells fishy.
Whose type is it?
Wait a minute.
Whose watch is it?
It's Kayago Okubo's watch.
On purpose, I told Kayago Okubo-san about it.
I thought it was Nelkai.
That's even scarier!
You flip it upside down.
What?
Upside down.
980 yen!
When you flip it like this, it gets dark around here.
It gets dark, doesn't it?
But Miyane-san has a really good watch.
Yes, that's right.
Of course, there is a part where you wonder what kind of watch it is and it gets in the way of information.
This is completely Megumi's criticism.
Megumi-san is making a big joke.
She's making a lot of noise.
She's making a noise like a panel line.
Is the car also Kayago?
The car is also Kayago.
I became free and could go to work by car.
I'm going to buy a car now.
It's a used car that hasn't been used for ten years.
It's 19,000 yen.
Isn't that a little too much?
I'm not saying it's bad, but isn't that a little too much?
No, no.
When I was asked to stay with me for a day on a TVS show,
at 7 a.m., I left home in a used car.
A used car drove by like this.
And then I went viral on Twitter.
Ishii-chan is the best!
Yes!
Don't say that!
But it's better to admit that it's intentional.
That's right!
He seems to be working hard to improve his empathy.
We asked our co-hosts about various things.
When you're standing and talking, don't put your hands behind you.
If you put your hands behind you and talk like Miyane- san, it looks like you're arrogant.
He said "it's intentional."
This is...
I don't know about Miyane-san, but I'm Pepe.
And Pepe's strategy is to differentiate himself from others in his own way of fighting.
That's the case for Sakagami-san, Miyane-san, and Ando Yugo-san.
I think there are many people like that.
And I'm not like that.
So, should I say "weak"?
You're attacking him weakly.
I'm attacking him weakly.
For example, when I stand up and talk like this, I don't say "yes, yes, yes,"
No, no, it's Miyane-san.
It's not Miyane-san, but...
It's Miyane-san!
It's not "yes, yes, yes," it's "oh, I see."
When I stand up and talk like this, I don't say "yes, yes, yes,"
I don't think about it like that, but it's Miyane- san.
You, entertainers, have climbed up this pyramid.
TV...
This is my own opinion, okay?
There's a pyramid like this, right?
Okay, I get it.
It's not like running is easier to understand.
You guys have been running up and up for a long time.
After all, it's the first time I've heard of you.
I think you've come this far as soon as you're on TV.
You guys are really at the top.
But it's not fair for an announcer.
When you're in a song, you jump out of here and you're on TV.
I have a sense of that.
So there's no reason for me to be so arrogant.
Will there be a wide show?
I will be very happy.
But isn't it strange for people who are wandering in the afternoon to do a wide show?
No, there is no problem with the rules.
But if you're free around there, it's polite for me to cut off the same program.
I've been on a wide show once in a while.
But if there's a comment about biking, it's rude.
That's why I'm giving up.
If I'm giving up, he's giving up, too.
I'm giving up.
And next.
There is a survey of other people's garages.
He seems to have a lot of money.
He's listening to a lot of talents' garages.
After this, a man who likes calculations will calculate Matsumoto's garage.
I'm playing all of the downtones here.
Mr. Matsumoto, how much do you have?
It's ***.
Yes, I have.
A free-spirited Mr. Ryoji Ishii, who has a generous side,
but his money is also generous.
Radio Grandiva.
Yes, yes.
Mr. Ishii, how much is 'Gogosuma's Gala'?
How much was that one radio?
They ask about money a lot.
Probably, they ask about Gala to all Gogosuma viewers.
But now that it's free, I think they look up the market.
I see.
Kansai people ask about money a lot, don't they?
Yes, they calculate fast.
They like to think about annual income from one 'Gala' radio.
So, most of you and your annual income are good.
So, I ask about yours, too.
I also ask about yours, too.
You don't tell us about your annual income.
Mr. Mashimoto, how much is it?
It's 1.5 billion yen.
Yes, it is.
I didn't know it was this strong and crazy.
It's a lie.
It's a lie, isn't it?
No, no, no. It's nice, nice, nice.
If you give me so much, I can't work anymore.
Right?
You can't ask for it, right?
You can't ask for it.
The company probably doesn't want you to work.
Because it's too expensive.
What about you, Mr. Ishii?
I...
1,000...
It's 1,000 yen.
1,000 yen?
It's a big lie!
It's true.
It's definitely a lie.
It's definitely a lie!
It's really...
It's really like that.
Well...
That's where it starts, right?
That's where it starts.
Well...
Is there an annual update?
Does that mean that you may suddenly increase your salary in the afternoon?
Well...
I'd be happy if you could increase it by 10,000 yen each year.
I'd be grateful if you could increase it by about 10,000 yen per book.
It's a lie!
No, no, no, no...
Everyone, could you be a little more kind?
I'm sorry!
It's too painful!
Could you be a little more kind?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
The stage of the party with Uncle Ishii, who was unexpectedly hungry,
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Uncle Ishii was struck with "sunk site",
and his serious image was overturned from the bottom.
I was struck during the shooting!
Huh?
I had a serious impression, but...
During the shooting?
After this, a side of the man who was struck by his wife's drool is revealed!
It stinks!
Mr. Ishii, who was struck by his wife's drool is revealed!
In fact, his meeting with his wife was also a bit of a smelly start and he's starting to drool!
And next!
There's a number during filming!
It was a serious impression...
During filming?!
This is from his wife.
From his wife, Yume-san!
Mr. Ryouji, who came to film at the cafe I worked at.
Even though it was our first meeting, he asked me for my phone number during filming.
To be honest, I thought it was a bit of a joke, but he looked cool at work, so I told him my phone number!
I see.
That's what happened.
It's his wife now, but...
He was struck by his wife's drool.
This is a story from 17 years ago.
During filming of that show...
During filming of "Apo-Nashi-Burari-Tabi", Tsu-shi from Mie-ken was on stage.
He happened to fall in love with a lady who was making coffee in the cafe counter.
After filming ended, he asked the director for 5 minutes.
Can you tell me your phone number?
He told his wife, and she gave him his email address.
That evening, they had tea together.
That's when their love began.
That's all...
You haven't gotten prettier!
I'm desperate to make you prettier!
I guess I can't help but pick up girls!
I don't care about your proposal.
I'm just asking you out for a drink.
Don't be dramatic.
I wanted to propose like an announcer.
I wrote a letter that can be read in about three minutes.
I recorded it at the radio booth.
I read it.
I met you and...
Simon and Garfunkel will play 'Tomorrow' for me.
Please play 'Tomorrow' for me.
I recorded it for about three minutes.
The last sentence of the letter was...
That's why I'm telling you these words today.
I recorded it so that it would end quickly.
I took the recorded video and went to her and asked her.
That's why I'm telling you these words today.
Please marry me as soon as it ends!
I said it out loud.
I put on my engagement ring.
She was very elegant.
I put on my ring and said...
That's all!
But...
Why am I sweating so much?
What's wrong with me?
Why am I sweating so much?
I think the power of love at first sight is amazing.
Even now, I think it's cute.
By the way, when she asks her daughter what she likes about her father,
she says that she loves her mother.
She still seems to love her father.
But!
We can't let her go back to Nagoya like this!
Finally, let's leave a mark in Tokyo!
This time, we have someone from Tomochika.
He also does a talk show alone.
I want to see Ishii-kun appear in "Suberanai Hanashi" someday!
I see.
No, it's not like that in a place like this.
After this, "Suberanai Hanashi"
It's an S-class story in me.
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Next, we have a message from Tomochika.
When Ishii-kun is thinking and looking in the middle of something,
I ask "where are you looking at?" and he says "I'm in Edo."
He looks like he wants to go to Tokyo for free.
I see.
He also does a talk show alone and has a lot of stories to tell,
so I want to see Ishii-kun talk about something that won't slip one day!
I see!
No, not in a place like this.
No, I think this is just Tomochika's pretense.
I'm scared.
I've said it a few times before, but I haven't received it at all.
I heard you have a story about Kiichi Nakai.
I looked into it that much and...
Is it okay if I talk about Kiichi Nakai?
Yes, of course.
I don't want to disturb you.
Tomochika-san was cast in a movie and for that occasion,
he ate with Kiichi Nakai in Tokyo.
Ishii-kun, come over.
We rarely get a chance like this.
So, Tomochika-san, Kiichi Nakai, me, Sasaki Kuranosuke- san, and Iio-san,
all of us ate together.
Kiichi Nakai was in front of me.
It was autumn.
Autumn.
At a Japanese restaurant, a bug came out.
So, in front of Kiichi Nakai,
Kiichi Nakai opened the lid of the bug and went home with the scent of pine trees.
Geez, it's this season.
He said.
That's right, because your father is from Kyoto.
When I saw it, I thought, "Ah, it's like an autumn beer commercial."
That's what I said.
With just this, it's going to be a high price.
So, that night ended and we ate together for the last time.
It was a really expensive restaurant, but who would pay for it?
I was nervous, too.
Then, the waiter who had the receipt said, "Kiichi Nakai, of course."
Kiichi Nakai, here you go.
Then, Kiichi Nakai said, "Ah, I've seen this before!" with his DC card.
I couldn't hear you.
You couldn't hear me?
This is an S-class story for me.
I'm so happy, Mr. Sakagami.
When you declared an emergency due to COVID-19, you said you would donate all of your characters.
But you don't show that kind of manliness.
I feel like you think of me as a scary person.
I feel like you're lifting me up halfway with your butt.
All of a sudden...
When I closed my eyes, you said you wouldn't say a word if it was over.
But you really are a manly person.
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