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Tonight's "Downtown" is...
The most honest hour of the show history!
Former major league player Shinjo...
Talks about plastic surgery, divorce, and money!
I'll cut here.
I'll pull up here and sew here.
You talk about everything in this world!
This is Japan!
Well, you know it now!
Childhood friends of Seijo Academy...
Tanjiro and Kureimu fight!
Komiya isn't stupid, he's dangerous!
They gather kohai and have a drinking party, but only yes-man does it.
Oh, I see.
I'm paying for it, so you can say whatever you like!
This, this, this, it doesn't matter!
This, this, this, it doesn't matter if you're a yes-man or not!
This is different from the "down-turn-out" I used to watch!
It's okay! This is important! What's this?! It's important!
Both of them will broadcast until the last minute!
Honna de! Hachi gozake!
Yo! Yeah! Yo!
Since we don't have an acoustic version, it's a little far away...
That's right!
It's just the right distance for me to get hit!
Wow...
Today's guest is...
It's been a while since we've had a difficult guest, hasn't it?!
That's right! That's what I thought!
No, it's not like that...
He's almost out of control, isn't he?
He's a liar, isn't he?
No!
No, it's not like that!
It's like you're changing what you're saying!
You know him well, don't you, Hamada-san?!
Yes, I've met him before...
Well... Actually, I'm also...
When I think about inviting you as a guest, I think I'm not very good either...
What?!
No, no... Well, well...
Well, well... It's okay!
Is that so?!
Anyway...
Then, shall we call you in right away?!
Shinjo Tsuyoshi-san and I will be in your care!
What's with you?!
She's a little angry, isn't she?!
What's with you?!
Please take care of me!
It's a hot topic now.
Retiring from the field in 2006 and moving to a bar...
Are you living a leisurely life?
The news of the sudden return of the field!
Although he has been out of the game for 14 years, he wants to challenge himself again as a player in the Japanese professional baseball league at the age of 47!
Wow!
Drinking alcohol with Chiyoshi Shinjou, who has such an unhealthy image...
It's a great delusion than ever before!
At first, I was told that I had 700,000 yen.
No, my topic is not about 700,000 yen.
It's a more valuable topic.
How much did you have today?
770,000 yen.
Why?
You said it right away!
Talk about everything from your savings to your salary!
From 17 inches!
This is a big operation.
I'll cut this part.
I'll pull up this part and...
No way!
Talk about all your plans for plastic surgery!
I'm sorry by email.
Let's get a divorce.
Email divorce.
Will it be popular?
Talk about all your ex-wife's divorces!
How much did you have today?
770,000 yen.
Wait!
Talk about everything!
For the first time on TV!
From your relationship with Matsumoto-san...
To your financial situation...
To your latest development...
To your divorce...
We'll talk about everything!
Cheers!
That was Shinjo-san, full of energy!
Thank you!
This time, Shinjo-san,
since I'm going to say anything during the show,
we don't need a pre-interview.
We really don't need it at all.
Instead, we don't have any NGs,
so we'd like you to ask us anything you're curious about.
For example, Hamao-san, you're a liar, aren't you?
You haven't changed at all!
Also, why are you wearing sunglasses and a social media account?
You're taking up a lot of space!
I've been to Bali before,
and we've talked about this before.
How about you, Natsuna-chan?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
That's amazing.
I don't know you.
I've been in Bali for 14 years.
Oh, really?
Natsuna-chan!
How are you today?
Huh? What?
How are you today?
That's crazy.
How are you today?
Of course, you're a liar.
Matsumoto-san, you're a liar, too, right?
I used to go there quite often.
I used to hang out there.
Oh!
What is it?
I didn't want you to come.
It was when I was single.
What are you saying?
When you were single, there might be a barrier now.
We played together a little bit.
What did he do?
What? He got together at night and...
What?
What's up?
Don't say "what's up?"
"What's up?" doesn't matter at all.
Mr. Matsubosu, are you working out?
No, no, it's nothing like that.
It's been a while, right?
Yes, we've met before.
Oh, I see.
But you're doing something again.
I'm aiming to become a baseball player.
I'm going to start training today and become a baseball player again.
In November of last year, there was a sudden declaration of returning to professional baseball.
Some said that it was a reckless challenge from the late 40s and about 14 years of blank.
How far is the story actually going?
I've heard of it, but is it really possible?
Mr. Hamada.
Yes?
What do you think?
What do you think? How many years has it been open?
14 years.
But isn't it interesting?
Don't you think it's interesting?
No, I think it's interesting.
Can you get a tryout?
Can you get it?
Yes, you can.
You can go to Jinfu Baseball Stadium on December 7th.
You know what, Mr. Sagami?
There was a time when I was in good shape.
You're always in good shape.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you for everyone's feelings.
I was training and throwing, and there was a time when I could do it.
I made an offer to a certain club.
They refused me in two days.
Oh, we don't need you.
Oh, you made an offer once.
I made an offer.
Even so, it was still burning.
I felt like I was looking back at this club.
But you're in good shape.
I don't know much about it.
It's impossible for you to be number one or number three.
Even if I became a professional baseball player and joined, there would be no audience.
It doesn't burn.
I love it when you say that.
I love it.
When I didn't have a runner, I really didn't want to do it.
I don't know much about it.
But you do a lot of tests, don't you?
It's an audition.
Even if I became a professional pitcher, there wouldn't be a lot of pitchers.
Even so, there are people who take you somewhere.
Even so, there are about two people who take me somewhere.
It's about me and the pitcher.
But you have a break of 14 or 5 years, don't you?
So, I took a break for about 14 years and said I would come back.
Suddenly, I was beaten up.
But it's true.
It's pretty exciting.
I think there are only three tryouts.
I see.
Why did you raise your finger earlier?
It stinks.
Why did you raise your finger earlier?
I'm really curious about it.
I've never stopped.
I'm really curious about it.
Isn't it money you want to do it again?
No, it's not money.
But you have enough money, don't you?
No, this man is being deceived.
What?
Don't you know, Mr. Matsumoto?
No, I don't know.
How much money are you taking?
How many billions are you being deceived?
What?
In 2006, right after the professional baseball player retired,
Mr. Shinjo, who had been in charge of asset management for many years,
was deceived of several billion yen in cash.
I get angry when it exceeds 500 million yen.
I see.
But when it exceeds 500 million yen, I can't help but laugh.
Really?
But Mr. Yazawa and Ms. Ei-chan also said something like that.
Why didn't you notice it?
Because I had enough money to rot.
I didn't need to look it up.
It's messed up.
Have you ever checked how much money you have in cash?
No, I haven't.
I don't think it's a bad thing.
Of course.
Since last year, two years ago,
I went to the bank to check my balance.
I only had 780 yen.
Why?
But I used it up.
I thought I had to work, so I made an offer on TV and got it.
What's amazing about it is that if you don't have it, you have to put it in the TV station yourself.
That's amazing.
It's not easy.
I was embarrassed.
When he had enough money, he called the TV station himself and made an appearance offer.
It's completely different from when you appeared in a certain program.
And at first, they said it was 700,000 yen.
"No, my topic isn't that kind of 700,000 yen thing," they said.
"It's more valuable," they said.
They said it was 500 yen.
"You're overestimating us," they said.
"It's this much," I said.
And then, right away, "Then how about 4.9 million yen?"
And with that money, I tied my neck.
Really?
That's amazing!
You said everything!
It's true.
There's no one in this world who says anything like that!
That was true!
It's true, it's true, it's true.
I came back from Bali and waited.
When I opened my wallet...
I think I had about 10 of them.
I think I made about 7,000,000 yen.
Wait!
You said everything!
By the way, when I asked you a few days ago, you said it was 8,000,000 yen.
What?!
Why did you say 8,000,000 yen?!
By the way, I don't really care about that stuff.
You don't care?!
I'm not really interested in money.
As Mr. Hamada said, his speech changes little by little, so let's listen to him in half.
But even if you get caught somewhere, it's not that low in terms of money.
That's fine.
13 million yen is fine.
My number one point is...
I want to teach baseball to baseball players.
The level of play is too low for me now.
I don't want to be a coach.
Doesn't a coach have a low salary?
That's not true!
You say anything!
You say anything like that!
No, no, that's fine!
No, I don't like it.
If anything, I want to be a coach and teach players.
Being a coach is interesting, though.
I think it's interesting.
Mr. Shinjo just came back from his 14-year life in Bali and returned in August in order to resume his active role in Japan.
What kind of life is he leading now?
His sexual circumstances, the truth of his divorce will be told to us!
First of all, let's hear from Mr. Shinjo, the president of the agency, who has been dating for more than 30 years!
Mr. Obara told me that Mr. Tsuyoshi doesn't have a cash card or a credit card.
So when I asked him for a million yen, he called me and said, "I'm sending you cash."
As usual, it's like this.
I lose my cards and wallets very quickly.
So if I ask you for it when I need it, you won't lose it, will you?
Do you have a wallet?
I do, I do.
How much do you have today?
I have 770,000 yen today.
Why? Why?
You said it right away.
The reason is that in the past, I only had cards in my wallet.
Did you buy a pocket?
The card was thin.
When I got off the taxi, it dropped many times.
So I put 770,000 yen in my wallet and put it in my pocket.
When I try to open it, it doesn't drop.
That's not good. 880,000 yen is not good.
880,000 yen will make this crotch painful.
770,000 yen is just right.
So if I go shopping and spend 100,000 yen, the next day my manager adds 100,000 yen and I have 770,000 yen.
As a result of various tests, 770,000 yen is the best.
I'll try it.
Can I look at your wallet for a moment?
Yes, please.
I don't think you have a double-sided wallet.
Can I look at these cards?
Are you okay with that?
What card is this?
But you have cards, don't you?
It's a card of the highway over there.
Bali's?
Bali's.
Oh, there is such a thing.
What about this?
Isn't there such a card?
Mastercard.
There is.
Wait a minute.
You're lying.
There's no money in it.
That's why I'm telling you.
You're lying. I'm just forgetting about it.
I'm just forgetting about it.
No, no, no.
There's really nothing in it.
There's nothing in the receipt, either.
Do you need a receipt?
Well, Miya-chan.
For example, let's say I make 100 million yen.
In my head, I think I should give 50 million yen to Japan.
With tax money?
Yes, yes, yes.
I haven't thought of any measures or anything like that.
Well, about half of it is fine.
It's fine, right?
Do you know how to give it?
I don't know.
You don't have to know it.
You are good at saying that.
We got 70 million yen in 10 days.
Really?
That's amazing.
We plan to get 30 million yen.
I see.
We plan to buy about 2,500 cars.
What?
Already?
By the way, in Bali, there is a sports car like you, Shinjiro.
It has a red line.
You put a sticker on it.
I went to a sticker shop and changed it all to matte black.
I put a red line on it.
I was free.
A sticker?
Yes, a sticker.
I put a sticker on it and played with it.
How many cars did you drive in the previous century?
Sixteen.
What?
Sixteen?
Yes.
Really?
Sixteen?
Yes.
President Obara said that he used to drive about ten cars at first, but now he drives up to eighteen cars.
What?
I don't know.
What is it?
Ten cars and fifteen cars are the same.
It's not the same.
At that time, car manufacturers asked us to drive cars and advertise cars.
I see.
So we got cars.
Even when you signed a contract with a company, you always drove a car.
From Lamborghini to driving a car.
No, no, no.
In Bali, you live in a place with a rent of about thirty thousand yen.
What?
One night is one thousand and five hundred yen.
What?
Yes.
After I decided to become a player, I like to drive myself.
I like it.
I want to live in a small place and get a gym in two minutes.
I see.
I want to rent a place where I can go right away if I want to do it.
I want to drive myself.
Where do you stay in Tokyo?
I stay in Ikebukuro for a month.
Ikebukuro?
Don't say the place!
There is.
First floor, second floor, third floor, rooftop.
Running room, upstairs, living room, rooftop.
What is it?
I bought a net and brought it.
Whose house is it?
I borrowed it.
You borrowed it!
For 350,000 yen.
You said it right away!
No matter what you say, you can't say it.
I can't say it at all.
No, you're going to withdraw the money, aren't you?
I will withdraw it.
Oh, you're going to return it?
Of course!
All the luggage in the house is from an Indonesian named Oka.
You say all their names, too.
I can't remember.
So, regardless of whether you get caught or not, you'll come back?
Of course, of course.
I see, I see.
If you get caught...
Ah, I hate that question.
No.
That's the only thing I care about.
If you don't, you'll get caught.
I'm sorry, sir.
If you think about it in a different way, you won't get caught.
You'll get caught.
That's amazing.
Shinjo-san is aiming for a super positive next stage.
Not only his baseball skills, but he's also very stoic about his parents.
In the past, his plastic surgery became a hot topic.
Even though it's a complete look, why did he decide to get plastic surgery?
In addition, he has plans for a new plastic surgery.
Speaking of Shinjo-san, it's plastic surgery.
He's very active about it.
I do it a lot.
I have a complex about my eyes.
I was walking.
Is there a plastic surgery clinic?
How much is it now?
It's a million yen.
Okay, let's go.
Doctor, please do plastic surgery for me.
I'll leave it up to you, doctor.
What do you do with your eyes?
I cut my eyes.
I make them bigger.
I put hyaluronic acid in my nose.
And for my lips...
I had a healthy and unhealthy look.
So I put in an orange tattoo.
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
After about five days, I got rid of it.
I have a pinkish lip now.
Is that possible?
I don't know.
Only girls do it.
That's amazing.
I just challenged it.
This time, it's about 17 days.
This is a major surgery.
You make a reservation?
I make a reservation.
What do you do?
I wait for about a week.
You wait for about a week?
I cut this part.
I pull up this part.
I apply it here.
And then...
I put a string in my nose.
I make my nose like Tom Cruise's.
What?
I make my nose like Tom Cruise's.
You don't have to do that.
I don't want to look cool.
I want to create a topic.
Then you should make your eyes bigger.
You should make your nose bigger.
I don't care about that.
I just enjoy doing it.
I just want to sing after it's over.
I feel like I'm going to regret it.
You should do it!
Natsuna is really good at it.
You should do it!
Hey, hey, hey, Shinjo-san!
You know about plastic surgery, don't you?
No, I don't know.
It's weird.
Shinjo-san and Utane's stage is
dining cafe "Esperia" in Jimbo-cho.
You can enjoy your favorite snack which goes well with beer and wine.
The most popular one is "raw sausage".
Even raw meat is heated, so the moment you bite it, you can't get enough of its juiciness.
You can't stop drinking.
Shinjo-san, who has announced his plastic surgery,
cuts into celebrities' plastic surgery circumstances.
I think it's a good time for celebrities to say "throw it away".
Well, of course, there is injection.
Wait a minute! Really?
There is botox and so on.
Botox is not plastic surgery, is it?
Well, I don't know much about it now.
You know, teeth are also plastic surgery.
Well, you're right.
Then, I'm also plastic surgery.
I'm also doing it.
Then, yes, it's plastic surgery.
For example, if you can make a handsome face with 1.5 million yen,
you wouldn't do it, would you, Hamada-san?
If I had a tooth like this, I wouldn't be able to work.
And I wouldn't be able to touch it at all.
It's so disgusting!
No, no, you're the type of person who wants to do it, aren't you, Matsubotsu-san?
Well, well, but...
You don't mind doing it, do you?
As long as I'm doing this job, suddenly...
That's no good!
By doing what you and Hamada-san do,
you and your partner will become handsome.
Don't you think you should imitate it?
Young people's laughter or something like that.
Well, if you don't do it, you two will do it at the same time.
Matsubotsu-san!
Neither of you say anything!
That's the worst thing you can do!
Well, it's not that long.
That's right, that's right.
Can you do your wig normally?
No, I can't do it at all.
How many more years do you have to live?
Well, well, you said it.
That's right, that's right.
So if you enjoy your face and everything like this...
It's super interesting, really.
Wow!
You're really positive, aren't you?
He's super positive and positive!
Is there a partner who can support such a sentiment now?
In addition, he confessed without hiding the reason for his divorce!
I'm sorry by e-mail.
Let's get a divorce.
E-mail divorce.
I thought it would be popular.
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My wife wasn't surprised.
While watching Mr. Downtown's program...
Dad, you know about Downtown, too.
It's a piece of his life.
Shinjo-san got married once, too.
That's right!
So, the way of divorce is...
What is it like?
Let me tell you.
You can't understand it now, can you?
In 2000, he married a model coach, Shiho Oh.
However, seven years later, they got divorced.
The method of divorce was a new trend.
It was an unbelievable way of doing it!
I went to Paris for a commercial.
I was looking at the sky at the beach in Paris.
The stars were so beautiful.
I wanted to live here.
I thought about it and went back to my room.
I sent an e-mail.
I'm sorry, but I want to live in Paris.
Let's get a divorce.
E-mail divorce.
I thought it would be popular.
But, did your wife expect it?
That's right!
Even before we got married, I had changed a little.
Yes.
Do you know it yourself?
You've changed a little.
My wife wasn't surprised at what I did.
She sent me an e-mail and said, "Oh, I didn't know this would happen."
What do you mean?
Oh, I see.
"Oh, and your wife?" "Yes, she's a good wife who drinks for me."
"What about now?" "Now I'm free." "Oh, you're drinking now." "Yes, I'm free and I drink every day."
Wait a minute, you came to Japan and left it behind?
"You had a two-week quarantine at home." "Yes, yes."
"Did you protect it properly?" "Yes, I did."
"It's only been about a week or ten days since you opened it, right?" "Yes."
"And you left it behind?" "As soon as I opened it, I called my dad."
Shut up already!
If only you had a longer hand!
That's funny.
Should we invite a guest?
"No, I think it's fine." "Well..."
"If you're coming, why don't you come?" "Oh, really?" "Yes."
"Thank you for coming." "Thank you for coming." "Thank you for coming."
"Thank you for coming." "Thank you for coming."
"I'm coming." "You're coming, right?"
Why are you so nervous?
That's a lie! Why?!
"That's a lie!" "Why are you doing this to me?!"
I've been to the bathroom like five or six times.
"Oh, you're really like that tonight?" "No, I'm not."
Now, please welcome the two of you from Tanichiro!
"Please have a seat." "Thank you for having me."
I see, but it's been a while since we've met like this as a duo.
"Yes, yes." "Yes, yes."
I don't know how many times you've met, but it's my first time.
"What?!" "Yes, it's my first time." "Really?!" "Yes, it is."
"Oh, you two have met before?" "Yes." "What?!"
"You've appeared in some of my videos, haven't you?" "Yes, we have."
"Really?!" "Yes, we have."
However, that video was only shot for a short period of time...
"Hey, you!" "No, it's not good." "No, it's not good."
"You like it right away, don't you?" "Stop it!"
"That's my line!" "Oh, I see."
"That's not good." "Sorry, sorry."
"Well, I was born and raised in Koenji..." "Oh, I see."
"So I'm pretty good at Awaodori." "Are you sure about that?"
"I've said it before." "You've said it before?"
With their mischievousness and clumsy characters, they took a huge break in 2013!
Even now, they're doing a great job on TV and radio!
Last year, they appeared in over 300 shows!
Their solo concert tickets sold three times as fast!
Although they're in good terms with each other,
if they show their dissatisfaction with each other in a duo,
"tonkotsukera" community will be angry and furious!
I don't like being teased in private.
"I don't like being called "tonkotsukera" either."
I gather my juniors and have drinks with them,
but there's only Yes-man.
"Only Yes-man?" "I pay for it."
"I pay for it." "That's what you say!"
"That's not good!" "That's not good at all!"
I don't care if it's Yes-man or not!
Such a duo is drinking too much and going crazy!
It's weird. Their personalities are weird, too.
While taking a shower,
they do this.
Think about it! Think about it!
It's not funny!
No, it's not.
"This is different from the "downturn, now" I used to watch."
This is important! This is important!
It's important!
At the last minute of the "downturn,"
San Shiroo's scary side, which no one knew about, will be revealed!
"Excuse me." "Yes, yes."
Thank you for your cooperation!
I've drunk it in private before, right?
- Yes, you have. - Once or twice.
- Really? - Yes.
- What about between? - Between?
- Between.
- Have you drunk it tonight? - No, I haven't.
I thought it was Motoharu Sano.
- Cool. - His hair color and...
- What's wrong with you? - His hair style is very similar.
- You're talking nonsense. - No, I'm not.
How much do you drink in a day?
A glass?
A glass of water?
I didn't know you, but...
- Are you normal? - Yes, I'm from Seijo Academy.
- Wow, you're smart. - Are you a kid?
I met him in Seijo Academy when I was in middle school.
- Are you in the same class? - Yes, we are.
By the way, I live next door to Momoe Yamaguchi's son.
- What? - Yutaro? - Yes, Yutaro.
I'm also in the same class with him.
We entered the school together, but...
I'm Masashi Tashiro's son.
Seijo Academy is where famous people from all over the world gather.
These two people grew up together.
Especially at Mr. Komiya's house, education policy was quite strict.
My parents are strict.
For example, the teacher at school.
Oh, your father is very strict.
And your father didn't say anything about "downtown" either.
Not even a fraction of my life.
No, no, no.
Shut up!
Not even a fraction of my life.
Until high school, I wasn't allowed to appear in "downtown" programs.
That's terrible.
But I have to say this in front of you.
"Ucchan" is very difficult.
Watch it. Watch it.
Go ahead and watch it.
Damn it!
I want to watch it. Damn it!
But you know what?
In normal times, it was fun if either of us didn't form a duo.
Oh, that's right.
At a cultural festival, I participated in "downtown" and we did it together.
You're that kind of person?
Yes, yes, yes.
After this, Sanshiro revealed more stories about "downtown"!
I thought it was original.
So, um...
Oh, really?
A laughing "kirinji" appeared.
Oh, that's it!
That's it!
You bastard!
In high school, Komiya-san invited Aida-san and Sanshiro was formed.
In middle school, Aida-san sent a love call to Komiya- san from before he formed a duo.
In middle school, Aida-san was doing cuenta in front of everyone.
And Mr. Better was doing cuenta with me.
At that time, I thought it was original.
So, um...
Oh, really?
You didn't watch it?
No, I didn't.
But a laughing "kirinji" appeared.
Oh, that's it!
You bastard!
- That's a great connection! - I see!
- Because of your father's down-down... - That's right!
That's what I realized in my second year of high school.
But Aida-kun forgave you for seeing your father's down-down.
He totally forgave me.
- Not often. - We saw it together.
- Not often! - No, no, no!
I told you it wasn't often!
No, no, my father was like that too.
When we were in middle school, the only people who laughed at that
were social psychopaths, weirdos, and criminals!
- That's a great connection! - I know!
That's a great connection, but...
- It doesn't come up much, but... - It's abnormal!
- I have a strong impression of Komiya-kun, but... - Yes, yes, yes.
- I'm sorry, but... - Yes, yes.
- I wonder what kind of person Aida-kun isn't. - Yes, yes.
Komiya-san, who is a perverted character, and...
Aida-san, who was a laughing giraffe in school days!
Should we approach their true faces?
When we asked for each other's complaints about each other in Komiya-kun,
we got a lot of complaints about each other!
First of all, complaints from Komiya-san to Aida- san!
It seems like there are quite a lot of them!
She doesn't have a positive attitude, and she doesn't talk much when we're recording.
It's fine if she doesn't talk much, but in the make-up room...
"Then will you add more eyebrows?" Well, even men say that, right?
Well, maybe just add a little more eyebrows.
"But I'm fine with that." "Well, it's fine."
"Well, just add some eyebrows," she said.
"Oh, well, well, but you're amazing today," I thought, and...
When we were recording, she didn't say a word!
"I can't stand it!" "Why did you add eyebrows?!"
- "I can't stand it!" - Adding eyebrows is bad!
- "Why did you add eyebrows?!" - It's not bad to add eyebrows!
- It's not bad to add eyebrows and say "Let me add eyebrows!" - Of course!
- It's not like you can see my eyebrows at all! - It's not bad to say "Let me add eyebrows!"
But since you are on TV, you don't leave a trace of it.
Do you ever have that kind of consciousness?
I do have that kind of consciousness,
but I tend to restrain myself.
What?
Don't be so cool.
Today, I'm especially restrained.
I've been watching you since I was little.
That's why I've been telling you not to watch me since middle school.
I restrain myself.
Dad, what are you talking about?
You don't leave a trace of it in your life.
That's true.
I'll raise you up, Mom.
Mr. Komiya is dissatisfied with his low motivation as an entertainer.
But his dissatisfaction doesn't stop.
There's a way of spending time at school.
There's a live show and all.
Just me.
Thank you.
I'll enjoy it.
I'll have a large one, please.
That's fast.
I'll have a large one.
He's weak. He looks like he can have a large one.
He looks like he can have a large one and seems like he's writing a story.
He's not writing anything.
But Gomiya-san is writing a story.
But Gomiya said he wanted a large one, right?
That's right. Because he didn't know it was a story about downtown.
But you don't write stories, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't write stories and you don't have a large one,
but you spend your time at school like a person with a large one.
That's amazing. You sound like you're an expert.
That's right.
So we all said, "Oh, no, no, no," and we spent our time at school like a person with a large one,
but it wasn't funny at all.
But it's okay if you say, "Oh, no, no," but
I don't say I'm the brain of Sansho.
I spend my time like a person with a large one,
and then I go out and spend my time like a person with a large one,
and then I spend my time like a person with a large one again.
It doesn't make sense.
So when I look back at it, it's weird.
Why do you do it like that?
I'm not trying to spend my time like a person with a large one.
I'm just spending my time like a person with a large one,
and you're looking at me like that.
Even when I'm waiting outside,
it's kind of like a host's way of doing it,
but when I'm waiting outside, "Hey, why didn't you come the other day?"
"Oh, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," like a woman.
Oh, you're like that?
You don't like it, do you?
And then a woman says, "Oh, well, well, I'm sorry, it's work," like that.
Huh? That's a new joke.
"That's a new joke," I say.
But you didn't think of it.
You didn't think of it.
You didn't think it was a new joke.
You're terrible.
But you didn't want it to be a new joke, did you?
That's just you.
Huh?
Sakaguchi-san.
That's right.
You didn't think of it as your own joke, did you?
Isn't it weird?
That's what I think of it as a person with a large one.
When I asked my manager if he wanted to do a solo concert,
he said, "Should we do it?"
You talked about it.
No, it's fine.
It's a person with a large one.
That's fine.
You said it's a person with a large one.
But if it's a solo concert, you'd say, "What is Matsumoto saying?"
Yes, yes.
What should we do?
But I like the one in between.
Oh, yeah!
You're not changing your calories at all.
I was surprised.
I think the one in between is more promising.
Yeah!
You should have seen it at the concert.
You should have seen it.
That serious?
That serious?!
Well, well, well.
Take it easy and drink it.
Komiya-san, you're pretty drunk on your fourth drink today.
Now, let's hear from Kondo-san of Nitche, a colleague of the agency!
Kondo-san says...
Even though I'm a comedian, I get drunk on actors and actresses from all over the world.
I invite Masaki Suda-san, who I've only met twice, to my house.
I do things I think would be embarrassing for a comedian.
I think of myself as a star and it hurts.
As long as you're a comedian, it hurts.
It hurts, doesn't it?
Well, we've done a lot of things together on the radio.
I think we get along well.
You invite him to your house for the second time you've met!
The second time we've met.
Suda-kun was there for the award ceremony of the Japanese Academy Awards.
And we were also there on the radio.
And we did an interview.
And the venue of the Academy Awards and my house were right in front of me.
I see.
That's why I thought of inviting you.
That's not what I meant!
How about it?
Suda-kun, you're not coming over?
That's right, that's right.
Are you serious?
What is that?
No, I think both comedians are problematic.
No, they're not problematic.
That's amazing!
Suda-kun is also receiving comments about this.
Oh, wow!
Suda-kun, now...
You immediately invite me over to your house.
But honestly, we don't have that kind of relationship yet.
It's hard for me to meet you in person.
Also, I heard you've been coming over to my favorite store lately.
Don't mess up my home ground!
Completely shut down!
I'll break you!
I know that.
On the contrary, Aida-kun started talking to Komiya-kun.
Is there something you're keeping quiet about?
That's right! It's Aida-san's counterattack!
Komiya-san's crazy attitude is shocking!
I'll make a girl play "moby-knee-kick"!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
This is a trend!
A counterattack from San Shiroi's Aida-san to Komiya-san!
The crazy attitude of the pranked characters is revealed!
Komiya-san has a lot of pride.
He has a lot of pride.
I've been scolded a lot.
What? You've been scolded?
I've been scolded while drinking.
That's right.
I was going to have fun talking, but I remembered being bullied like this in middle school.
Sorry, Komiya. I didn't mean it like that.
Matsuboto-san said, "Are you popular?"
I said, "Yes, I'm popular."
Hehehe.
I don't know you.
That's a funny way of laughing.
But it's true.
Please forgive diversity.
There are various people.
I don't like being bullied in private.
I don't like being told I'm a punk.
You like being on TV.
That's right.
I gather my juniors and have a drinking party.
But there's only Yes-man there.
Only Yes-man.
I pay for it.
You say this?
It's not good.
This, this, this!
It doesn't matter if it's Yes-man.
It doesn't sell.
You say this?
It's not only about that.
I don't like this!
It's not only about that in the world.
And, well, girls and high school girls.
There was a handsome entertainer.
The three of us went there.
And we asked the girl who was the best type.
And the girl pointed at the handsome entertainer and said, "You."
She said, "You're the best."
And what happened?
The girl said, "I'll kick you in the knee."
No, no, wait, wait.
That's a trend.
It's okay in this era.
It's common for girls to say that.
No, no, wait, wait.
You didn't get it, right?
You didn't get it, but...
You didn't get it.
It's a pure love, right?
It's a pure love, but it's scary, right?
According to the good friend of high school entertainer, Mr. and Mrs. Inuchi,
Even girls who like high school entertainers can be teased.
This is more appropriate, so shut up.
And they get enraged.
They really have high pride.
In addition, Mr. Kano Eiko, who is a senior at the agency,
has been invited several times as a host of "Komiya" , but he takes two wide rooms in the hotel.
One is for everyone to drink, and the other room is for me to sleep.
There, we all drink alcohol and say, "Well, I'm getting sleepy, so I'll go to bed."
It's like giving your favorite girl a little more attention and going back to her room.
Isn't this kind of thing interesting?
For example, "Are you married?" or "Is the girl you hit up married?"
Surprisingly, I don't like this kind of talk.
Somehow, there is a little pride in it, isn't it?
"Punkotsukera" is just a TV show!
"Komiya" hates being teased in private!
As you notice, the pace of drinking increases more and more!
Forget about recording and go on air!
What is this? It's spinning in my hand!
Hey! No, no, no!
What is it? Think about it! Think about it!
What? Think about it!
No, it's scary to laugh!
No, no, it's not!
It's scary!
No, it's not!
Seriously!
This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
It really hurts.
I thought it was disgusting.
I mean, it's weird! The gender barrier is weird, too!
It's not like that!
What?
Gender barrier?
Gender barrier is weird.
I don't think gender barrier is weird.
While taking a shower...
It's amazing that you laugh like that.
I'm laughing like that because it's a shower.
It's a shower, so you don't have to do that.
No, it's not the floor.
What is this? It's spinning in my hand.
Think about it! Think about it!
What?
Think about it!
You're laughing at the wrong place.
No, it's not like that.
Scary!
No, it's not like that.
Seriously!
Dad! Dad!
What did you say to me?
A piece of your life?
It's you!
What I want to ask you is...
I'm scared of what you just said.
It's nothing.
What did you say?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I thought you'd ask me something.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Is there someone you like?
Someone?
Yes.
Someone you like?
No, I don't believe in anyone.
A friend?
Oh, a friend?
Oh, a friend is someone who's really close to me, right?
Yes-man's junior. Yes-man's junior.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like we're under the same roof.
We're really open-minded.
And we respect each other.
I don't know.
I don't think it's going to be such a deep question.
It's not there.
Don't give me that look!
I really wanted to ask you.
No, it's not like that. I'm sorry.
I really have to give it back to you, but it's not there.
You like animals, right?
I don't like animals very much.
What do you like the most? A hobby?
Women.
You know, you slip when you put your elbow in.
You slip when you put your soul in.
Do you think your skin is beautiful?
I don't think so.
I don't like rice either, but I don't eat it at all.
I like rice, but I don't want to do food reviews.
What do you like the most among food?
"Chapter".
I eat it like this.
"Chapter"?
This is about the second thousandth.
"Chapter" is healthy.
It's not very healthy.
This was very interesting, but I couldn't get it.
Is that so?
This is different from "Downtown Now" I was watching.
Is it okay?
What is this? Radio?
What is this?
Next week, a big surprise is waiting for you.
What is it?
What did you bring?
Actor Taiga Nakano is in trouble.
I'm in trouble.
I don't think there's anyone I like.