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Tonight's "Downtown Run" is about two strong- willed people from Osaka and "Hondede Hashigozake".
Aren't you new here?
Yes, I am.
Can you cook?
Me? I can cook, surprisingly.
What? Are you okay?
What do you mean "I'm okay"?
That kind of self-confidence turned Osaka upside down.
Lately, I've been wearing a leopard print.
What?
Don't make fun of me! Seriously!
Love song charisma, Shota Shimizu.
In fact, he was a love-stained guy.
I'm not good at love songs.
There are many love songs.
But I like "Tomorachimo" more than love songs.
What did you say just now?
Don't make fun of me!
"Hondede Hashigozake"!
You're so half-hearted.
Yes, I am.
So, the first guest is half-hearted?
But both of you are from Kansai.
Yes, we are.
I don't like low-class people.
Kansai people usually like low-class people.
I like elegant people.
Let's welcome our first guest.
Please come in!
It's been a while since I saw you.
Hello!
Mizukawa!
It's been a while!
Speaking of Mizukawa-san...
What's important is...
Not to look away from your own cowardice.
Strength.
Up until now, she's appeared in many major films like "Iriu" and "Nodame Cantabile".
From serious to comedy, she plays various roles.
What kind of person is she?
Tonight, I'll make you naked!
Do you drink alcohol?
Yes, I do.
I like it. Recently, I've been addicted to sake.
That's a strong evidence.
Then, shall we have a toast?
I'm happy!
Then, let's have a toast!
It's delicious!
You two, it's been a while!
It's been a while!
Well, it hasn't been that long.
She has appeared in many programs and dramas.
You two have worked together in a drama.
It's only one scene. It's not that big of a deal.
It's really a disaster! She's in her teens!
She was 18 years old when I checked earlier.
I don't know if you've heard of it, but she was sitting alone in the waiting time.
Oh, you remember!
To calm me down, she was sitting alone in the waiting time.
So, I sat on her lap.
No, you didn't!
Yes, you did!
No, you didn't!
It's true that I was a guest.
So, I was alone.
It's not good if you don't know what's going on.
Then, all of a sudden,
Mr. Hammond came and said, "I know you!"
Mr. Hammond said he was sitting like this.
But, on the contrary, he said he was sitting like this in the room.
So, when did you say it?
When you shook your waist.
You're the worst!
Nagomuka!
You're the worst!
Nagomuka!
You're crazy!
You don't remember it at all!
I forgot it, too!
You don't remember it at all!
No, because what Hamada-san said earlier is a good story.
Asami-chan's story is not a good story.
It's a world-wide story.
If you don't say it, it's almost a title.
No, I'm sorry. I was shocked.
Can you do that?
No, after all, it's only Yoshimoto, and he did it by himself.
But, he knew about Osaka and Kansai, too.
So, I thought that if he did it like this, he could make people laugh.
In my opinion, it's like Hamada-san and Kogaeshi- nenji who can't do it.
Can you do that?
Yes, I can.
Can you do that?
I can do it normally.
Now, we're going to listen to Asami Mizukawa's honest story.
Apparently, he seems like a troublesome person.
Mizukawa Asami-san, we've heard that you're a troublesome person.
Now, we're going to listen to Asami Mizukawa's "troublesome person".
First of all...
He loves Osaka too much.
Osaka?
Does it mean that you like Osaka?
It means that I like Osaka.
I like Osaka people.
I don't feel like Osaka.
I didn't know about it at all.
Really?
I thought you were from Kanto.
I thought you were from Kansai.
Do you have the same image of this restaurant?
Are you a Kansai fan?
What?
You don't even have an explanation for it?
Actually, Mizukawa-san himself has also become an old lady of Osaka.
His friend Moriya Kanna-san gave him this testimony.
Mizukawa is...
He is loud and noisy!
He is completely an old lady of Osaka.
Recently, he has started to wear leopard patterns.
Are you serious?
You are exaggerating! You are exaggerating!
Right?
Do you have an image of an old lady of Osaka wearing leopard patterns?
Suddenly, I started to like leopard patterns after turning 30.
You didn't like it that much before?
Not at all.
What kind of change is it?
I don't know.
For Kansai people, it might be like that.
What?
You didn't like it that much before?
Suddenly, I started to like flashy clothes.
Like mixing pink and red.
People around you don't like it, right?
Since you are such a talented person, you shouldn't stand out that much.
Do you want me to stand out?
What?
Do you want me to stand out?
You are talking like Tsurube.
By the way, are there many strange people in Osaka?
Mr. Sakagami from Tokyo seems to have a strange feeling.
For Tokyo people, I always get off at Shin-Osaka Station and get in a taxi and feel something.
What is it?
Why is the driver of the taxi driving too fast?
What is it?
Tokyo has a certain distance and you can get to your destination, but Osaka's driver says "oh, it's him" and comes right away.
Isn't that a friend?
Well, if you don't like it, you don't like it.
But for Kansai people, is it normal?
For me, that distance is comfortable.
I like that you don't hesitate and you don't feel overwhelmed.
It's already in Kansai dialect, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It came out, didn't it?
But on the other hand, downtown is already Tokyo, isn't it?
Yes.
Do you still feel uncomfortable?
But recently, Osaka has become much more elegant, isn't it? For better or for worse.
Oh, that's right.
Even now, everyone has teeth.
That's because you were walking with strange people.
But there are still strange people, aren't there?
Really?
There are still a lot of strange people.
For example, an old man who walks three steps forward and two steps back.
Really.
What?
An old man who walks three steps forward and two steps back.
It's like an advertisement.
An old man who walks three steps forward and two steps back.
It's like an advertisement.
Don't look at me like that.
The title of the ad will be "mochi".
I'm sorry.
The most shocking thing for me was at Shinsaibashi in Osaka.
A man was screaming "gear"!
Everyone was trying to avoid him.
When I heard "gear", I realized he was actually walking and pooping.
His hands, pants and pants were down to here and he was walking and pooping.
So they were all down here.
Is it true?! Everyone was screaming "gear"!
That's crazy!
But they didn't lower the road at all.
This is the most shocking thing for me.
But even people in Osaka would be surprised.
Even people in Osaka would scream "gear"!
Ms. Mizukawa loves unique Osaka.
But last year, something big happened in her private life.
Aren't you newlyweds?
Yes, we are married.
Can you do housework?
Me? I can do it.
Are you sure?
Do you do housework and laundry?
Of course I do. Cooking, laundry and cleaning.
I didn't notice that at all.
Are you sure?
You have an older sister and a younger sister, don't you?
Do you have an older sister and a younger sister like that?
Well, I don't know.
Do you do it yourself?
Maybe I do.
Then you and I have no power relationship.
When you're laughing...
I'm laughing.
You're laughing like a madman.
I'm laughing like a madman.
When you fight, you look like you're going to say "wow" in Osaka dialect.
I speak Kansai dialect.
Do you often say "tei" (you're welcome)
I don't say "tei" (you're welcome)
What are you saying?
Have you ever said "tei" (you're welcome) before?
No, I haven't said "tei" (you're welcome) before.
You should say "tei" (you're welcome)
You don't usually take a bath with a piece of paper, do you?
A bath with a piece of paper?
What do you mean?
Are you mad at me?
I'm a little mad at you.
Are you tired of me?
No, I'm not mad at you.
Do you use a piece of paper in the bath?
Yes, I do.
Do you use it properly?
Yes, I do.
Do you use it properly?
Yes, I do.
You use it properly, don't you?
Yes, I do.
That's about it.
She says she's perfectly fine at home.
But it seems that her personality is causing a lot of trouble for others.
It's too much trouble for me and others.
You're right.
I'm not like that anymore.
What do you mean?
For example, you can't push the elevator button even once.
You push it a lot, don't you?
You can't push both parking lots' buttons at the same time.
No, no, it's not like that!
It's not like that at all.
Do you drive?
Yes, I do.
You're the type of person who gets in and out of the car a lot, aren't you?
No, you're not like that at all.
Your eyes were like that when you broke the wall earlier.
I have some information for you.
Okay.
You can't close the bottle cap properly until the end.
That's why you're carrying a lot of stuff in your bag.
That's right.
It's the same for bottle caps and toner caps.
I can't close them properly.
You can't close them?
It's not a disease.
If you don't close them, they will spill out.
They will spill out.
They will spill out, but you can't close them until the end.
It's not a disease.
You think you've closed them properly.
You think you've closed them properly and put them in your bag.
You think you've closed them properly and put them back in your bag.
You're used to it.
But you fail at everything, don't you?
Even so, you can't close them properly.
You can't.
And you want to drink it right away.
You don't want to spin it many times, do you?
While I was moving, I saw two bottles of pepe lotion in your bag.
Is it pepe?
It's pepe, isn't it?
It's pepe.
Pepe lotion?
Are you sure you don't want me to show you?
Are you sure you don't care about it?
I don't care about it at all.
And it's been a while since he changed his clothes while he was filming.
When I'm filming a drama or a movie, I change my clothes while I'm taking off my clothes while I'm returning to the dressing room.
Oh, you take it off already.
I take it off until the last minute.
Of course, I do it so that you can't see it.
But that's a problem, isn't it?
So, I open the button so that I can take it all off as soon as I close the curtain where I change my clothes.
I also take it off here and hold it like this.
I don't want to stay in that place for too long.
Oh, you want to get out of there quickly.
I want to get out of there quickly.
So, whether or not you change your clothes as soon as you're done with work is the second problem.
It's exactly the same for me.
So, in my case, I don't take it off when I'm done with work.
I don't go back to the dressing room.
I take off my makeup in the elevator and change my clothes.
Oh, I see.
Sometimes, when the show doesn't go well, I get lazy.
On the contrary, it's hard for me to go home.
Oh, I see.
I want you to praise me.
I want you to say, "You should have said that."
Matsumoto-san, you said it!
You said it here!
It happens to me quite often.
If it goes well, I go home quickly.
If it doesn't go well, I go home and say, "Good job!"
And now, while I'm in the car, everyone praises me.
Oh, I see.
When I was doing "Imaichi," I was unexpectedly lazy.
I was like, "Hmm..."
You were waiting for someone to praise you.
No one praises me.
I want you to praise me a little more.
There is. It doesn't make sense for you to go home early.
What?
You don't go home early.
What do you mean?
No, no, no.
Look at this.
No, no, no.
This is a TV.
What are you doing?
Are you stupid?
Only this first joint is strange.
Only this part is strange.
It's strange, it's strange.
Well, Osaka people are usually nosy.
That's right.
Not only is she nosy, but she also has a troublesome side.
Asami-chan is in a strange direction and can't go back to the dressing room until she goes to the bathroom.
What?
She is nosy and has a strange direction.
So, there is a studio called "TMC".
Yes, "TMC".
It's a dressing room from the bathroom on the second floor of "TMC".
She can't go back.
Why?
I don't know.
What? If you go to the bathroom, you don't know which one it is?
Doesn't it look like you?
It looks like you.
It does look like you.
It does look like you, but...
Also, on the highway...
On the highway?
If you enter Stockholm, you can't get out of it.
Don't say that now!
Well, I'm looking at the navigation system.
If you tell me to get out of it now, it's fine.
But if you tell me to get out of it 300 meters ahead of me...
300 meters?
You're telling me to get out of it, aren't you?
I can't feel 300 meters anymore.
Really?
You've been going around the emotional line all the time?
I can't get out of it anymore.
I've been like a little lost.
What is Mizuka not good at after this?
Everyone is like a human being.
We can do it.
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Here again, it is a memory story of Sound Town and Mizukawa-san!
When they performed on the show, it seems that they have been shocked by Mizukawa-san's dangerous side!
When they performed "Hey! Hey!" on the show, I think Kinki came to see them.
Yes, that's right. She was doing a drama with Tetsuyoshi Don.
Tetsuyoshi said Mizukawa is annoying in the middle of the drama.
- I remember that. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- It's like a convenience store bag. - It's a long time ago.
- Mizukawa-san is quite extreme. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- "How to release stress?" Mizukawa-san was asked about it.
- She got excited and took off her clothes. - She was turning her clothes.
- I feel like she was punching. - You're preparing it now, aren't you?
- Oh, I'm sorry! Oh, this is messed up! This is crazy!
- This is good. - Yes, yes, yes.
- So... - She did it.
- It's been a while since I've done it like that. - Something was weird.
- Ah!
- Yes, yes, yes! This, this, this!
- Ah, I miss it!
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- What was the purpose of it? - "How to release stress?"
- Was that all you were going to do? You weren't discouraged yet, were you?
- I wasn't discouraged.
- Mizukawa-san is a little different, but sometimes she thinks it's weird for an entertainer.
- When I'm with entertainers at the theater...
- Well, I usually end up with Bakarizumu-san.
- When I say "good morning" and say hello to them,
- the entertainers often say "azasazas", "azasazas", and so on.
- Are you British?
- What is it? - I know what it is.
- You're talking on the phone, right?
- Why do you say that a lot?
- I don't know if it's a bad thing or a bad thing, but I want it to end soon.
- If you do something for too long, it's like you're sick.
- Just a little.
- Eh, just Bakari? Isn't it something else?
- When Kimura-san came out and Wakabayashi-san came out,
- everyone said that greeting.
- Everyone kept saying "hamada-san, hamada-san, hamada-san, hamada-san,
- and I asked them why they kept saying that on the last day, and they said they were afraid of making a fool of themselves.
- But if you think about it like that, you're really a flat person, aren't you? - That's right.
- So you were shaking your waist to bury your faith in this world.
- No, I didn't remember that.
Mizukawa-san's troublesome honest face.
His unexpected weakness was discovered in the end.
Even though I'm a funny person, I can't say dirty jokes.
What does this mean?
This is a testimony of a friend of mine, Moriya Kanna-san.
When Mizukawa-san laughs out loud, his nose makes a loud noise.
Even though he laughs like that, he can't say dirty jokes.
Even if it's a light joke, he's like "Eh? Stop it."
It's really embarrassing and ugly!
- They say it's ugly! - Is that so?
- I don't know about dirty jokes. - There are times when girls' dirty jokes get a little violent.
- Eh, really? - Eh? - Eh, really?
- So that's why they say "stop it"?
- Are you okay with dirty jokes like that?
- Eh, does that mean it's really dirty? - I don't know, but I don't remember.
- Eh, like "this kind of thing" or something like that? - Huh?
- Eh, like "you too", or something like that?
- I'm just giving an example, but I think you're right.
- Eh, you've come at the right time!
- Surprised, right? - You didn't like it, huh?
No, it's just an example.
That's right.
Then, what is Asami-chan's last line of defense?
Last line of defense?
Yes, last line of defense.
I can't get into a newspaper store like this.
Please say it.
I think Hamama-san is good at that kind of thing.
I can't say it.
I can use it, so please say it.
No, I can use it.
You can say "chin" or something like that, right?
No, not at all.
"Chin" is fine?
"Chin" is fine.
You sound like a man.
Step 2.
"Chin" is...
No, it's fine.
"Chin" is...
Oh, it's like a cut.
Hey, can you hear me?
I'm the most gross one, "Chinbo".
I've never heard of it.
What is it?
What is it? I just made it up.
"Chinbo" sounds amazing.
What is it?
I've never heard of it.
What is it?
But "Chin" might be the cutest one.
Of course, it's the cutest one.
And "Chinbo" is "Chinbo", isn't it?
"Chinbo" is "Chinbo", isn't it?
I don't know what it is.
Actually, "Chinbo" is the most requested one.
What is "Chinbo"?
I don't know what it is.
What?
I don't know if I can use it.
Let's cut to the chase.
Our next guest is someone who is good at singing love songs.
It's Shota Shimizu!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
Shota Shimizu is a singer-songwriter from Osaka.
The love song he sang in a unit with Kato Miria caused a millisecond boom with massive support from young people of the same generation.
In recent years, it has become a topic of a series on YouTube called "Tsukutte Mita".
Charisma rarely appears in talk shows, but when he made his debut, it was a big hit.
It doesn't sell as well as I thought it would.
In fact, Kojira Sedan, who is not good at love songs, has proven himself.
I'm not good at love songs either. I've written a lot of love songs, but I like "Tomorrow's Show" more than love songs.
What are you talking about all by yourself?
His weird attitude and love sense are all honest.
Are you from Kansai?
Yes, I am.
I'm from Yao.
We're scared of each other and can't even look at each other.
Really?
When I was in middle school, a girl who was sitting behind me stabbed me in the back with a cutter.
I borrowed each memory and asked her, "Does it hurt?"
I'm sorry, but we have to talk about this before we toast.
I'm sorry.
Let's toast.
This is our main drink.
It's our main drink. Thank you for having us.
He seems like a big fan of "Down Tanser".
I don't follow "Down Tanser" that much.
I don't even have a chance to tell you.
But you know what?
Since we can meet "Down Tanser", a big fan of yours,
Shotaku has done something for you today.
That's right.
It was "Stay Home", right?
I gained quite a bit of weight.
I gained about 9kg.
When I heard about that job,
I felt like I was too fat and couldn't go out.
I lost 7kg.
I don't know about that!
No, no, no.
That's not what this show is about.
I definitely don't want to go out.
Sometimes it's more fun to be chubby.
You've changed a lot!
I just can't go out.
Mr. Shota Shimizu, who has such a cute side,
has been aiming to become a singer since he was a kid,
and has also appeared in programs for amateurs.
Shota Shimizu, who has been aiming to become a singer since he was a kid,
has been aiming to become a singer since he was a kid,
and has also appeared in programs for amateurs.
Did you do anything you were proud of when you were a kid?
That's right. I've always wanted to become a singer.
Wow!
In Osaka, there's a very famous amateurs' talent show.
Oh, look! I'm in it!
That's right.
If you win, you get 30,000 yen in cash, right?
That's right. I've been on it once, too.
You've been on it, too?
I've been on it once, too.
I think it was when I was 18.
Well, I won the main award, though.
Did you pay for it?
And he made his dream come true and debuted as a singer at the age of 18.
However...
I was surprised about this, too.
Did you think you would sell more?
Well, when you are young...
Of course, you feel like you're going to win an award.
But I didn't think it would sell that much.
No, no, no.
Is it easier?
No, no, no.
After you debuted...
No, no, no.
Did you think you would sell more?
No, I didn't think it would sell that much.
Who would make money by saying that?
He seemed to be very sharp.
When he debuted, it seemed like he had a lot of conflicts with agencies and labels for making songs.
When I was told what to do...
I could only say "I got it."
At first, it was hard for me.
Because I'm an artist...
I express what I think is good.
But it doesn't sell.
You should do this.
I got a piece of paper.
And on that paper...
I wrote "I love you" like I did in elementary school.
I like you.
I will protect you for the rest of your life.
I got a lot of papers like that.
And I was told to put all of them in the lyrics.
For a hit song...
You had to figure it out.
I thought it was necessary for a hit song.
So I tried it.
And I released the song.
I searched my name on the Internet.
To see what people said about me.
Then, Shimizu Shota said...
The lyrics are lame.
That's funny!
I didn't know that existed!
Well, it's in comedy too.
It's like a great writer who's like...
Let's work together.
I'm glad you asked me that, but it's not like that!
You have to do it your own way!
So comedians exist too?
Of course they do.
There was a time when we used to say "It's time for you to laugh."
You're a star, right?
You should win this week.
They fixed it every time!
At the emergency staircase?
At the emergency staircase in Alta?
They fixed it every time!
Every time!
If we showed them a joke, they'd say "Let's go!" and take us away.
They fixed all the jokes there every time!
Well, Matsumoto has been making jokes since then,
but they fixed them all!
Let's do this in real life too.
They did!
Does that work?
We were like them back then.
We were like, "Should we listen to what they say?"
But we did it anyway, so it can't be helped!
Do you accept it?
No, we don't.
You don't?
Well, we did become grand champions!
After this, Kato and Emilia's love relationship continues!
I'll do it if you make me do it!
I hope you don't get mad at me!
Kato and Emilia have been together as a unit for 5 years and have over 8 million downloads!
Shota Shimizu and Emilia's love relationship continues!
Fans have been saying that they're dating,
but how is it really?
Well, it's not a rumor.
Ah, well, well, well, they're dating.
Well, that's how it is.
Even though you've been together for a long time.
No, it's been a really long time.
So, from the people around me, they're dating, right?
There were a lot of requests for me to get married.
But for me, I'm already a senior, and I still respect them.
Ms. Miria.
Sometimes I get excited about it.
That's for sure! That's for sure!
That's for sure!
Do you really have no feelings for each other?
No, I don't.
For example, if Ms. Miria asked you out, what would you do?
She's your senior.
What would you ask her out for?
You're free tonight, aren't you?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
That's right, you can stay over.
She's your senior.
What should I do?
Go take a shower.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
If that's the case...
I'll only do it.
You're great!
No, no, no!
You don't have to say it like that!
You said it!
I said it wrong.
I'll go as far as I can.
You'll take a shower, right?
If you ask me to take a shower, I'll do it!
Because you're my junior!
I hope you don't get mad at me.
No, that's only for later.
Well, since you're my senior...
Why don't you go upstairs?
I'll do it, I'll do it.
What's with you?
You're so skinny!
What are you thinking about?
Just do it!
For God's sake!
You're so eager to do it!
I'll go that far.
Oh!
Then can I take a shower first?
Hurry up and go.
Then, after that...
After you come out of the bath, you'll be like a butterfly punch.
You'll be like that.
I got married recently, so...
That's all.
What are you talking about?!
I don't know anything about it!
That's right!
When Kato Miria got married,
Shimizu Shota tweeted a lot and got a lot of fans!
I'll tell you about some of the tweets.
I'm sure we want to get to know each other better.
I wanted to see your various expressions.
This is...
This is totally...
This is terrible!
Why?!
It's kind of lonely when friends of the same generation who used to work together get married, right?
Ah...
But, well...
There's also a feeling of celebration.
There's also a feeling of "thank goodness."
But, like...
I wish we had played more.
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Why did you say that?!
I don't get it at all!
The stage of this feast is Akamaru, which is only two minutes from the station and you can do sports sightseeing in the store.
What is a fried rice bowl that you eat one by one every morning?
It is a popular menu with a lot of umami!
A fried noodles with chewy noodles is a delicacy that the sauce is firmly entangled in the noodles and the chopsticks go forward!
Cheers with strong lemon sour!
Shota-san, who has a unique sensibility, was taught by his best friend Aoyama Teruma-san!
First of all, he is a very free person.
I know that a little.
What does "super free person" mean?
When I go home and say "I'm going now", I say "Ah, I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep" and go out normally.
"Huh?" "I'm home now, though." "I'm sleepy, so I'm going to sleep."
I'm free. I'm really free.
Let's go for dinner. What time is it?
If you call me about 15 minutes or 20 minutes before, "Ah, I'm going to take a bath now."
But I'm used to it, so I'm guessing it's that kind of timeline, so when I meet Shota a little, I'm late.
What does "too free to keep promises" mean?
I can't make a promise.
No, no, it's really at that stage.
Ah, which one do you want?
Is it a promise?
Like, next Wednesday, we won't go eat.
No, no, no.
I can't do that.
Why can't you?
Eh, because you don't know what we'll do next Wednesday.
That's why you promised.
That's right.
No, that's a promise.
I don't need anything.
Eh, but if you're like "Ah, I don't want to eat at all today"
You won't be able to refuse it.
Like, even if you don't want to go, you'll still feel bad about it.
Rather than that, I'd be happier if you came and asked "What are you doing today?"
Eh, that might be the case, but...
On the contrary, it's harder for me to invite you.
Eh, is that so?
If you think about it normally, even if you don't feel like it, you'll still feel bad about it.
Even though I'm saying this now, it's more rude for me to break my promise.
That's right.
That's why I try not to make any promises.
Ah, that's right!
You came today!
You called me this afternoon!
That's not right, is it?
I asked you what you were doing today.
Work is different, of course.
Work is different.
But there is a connection between work, isn't there?
Like half and half.
If someone above me asks me what I'm doing next week, I can do it somehow.
But if you ask me what I'm doing next week with a friend who knows me well, I don't know much about it.
But what about customers?
They call you and ask you what you're doing today.
If this happens three times in a row, you'll get angry, won't you?
No, I don't think it can be helped.
Most of them ask me what I'm doing now.
I think 80% of them will refuse me.
So I don't care about it.
You can't have a girlfriend, can you?
That's right.
Sometimes I can have a girlfriend, and sometimes I can't.
I'm free like this.
Do you have a girlfriend now?
I don't have one now.
It's impossible, isn't it?
I'm probably not good at love.
I wrote a lot of love songs, but I'm probably not good at it.
After this, it's obvious that love songs are full of love.
I feel like I'm holding a love box.
What does it mean for Shota Shimizu to be bad at love?
I hate dates that women propose.
I want to do what I like.
I like fishing.
If it's fishing, I'll go.
What about your girlfriend?
She's like, "Can you hold my love box for a second?"
But you don't like it, do you?
Of course I don't like it.
I don't know if you don't like it or not.
That's why I feel so sorry for you.
When we were dating, I felt like you were the type of person who would shake me even if I sang well and looked cool.
I have a strong image of shaking you.
You said it.
But I don't like it at all.
What's wrong with you?
Then what's the reason for shaking me?
What is it?
It's like you're trying to be cool, but I feel sorry for you.
Am I trying to be cool?
I feel sorry for you to date me anymore.
I see.
You're like a victim.
I feel sorry for you.
Shota doesn't want to make a promise, but it seems like he's causing trouble even in music production.
To be honest, I often don't make it in time.
Like deadline.
I see.
I don't like it when there's a deadline and you work hard to make it.
I don't like it.
It's selfishness.
To be honest, I couldn't make a lot of songs because I was particular about making songs.
I have a tendency of postponing an album for a year.
Let me say it again.
I feel sorry for you.
I think you're a man who likes to tease others.
I know it.
I feel sorry for you.
Really.
You say you like men, but you don't make any promises.
When are you going to make me do it?
No, I won't make you do it.
And...
That habit!
It's that habit!
Loneliness in the distance!
Don't make me angry!
Kojiraseppuri gets even angrier!
I like friends more than love.
What were you talking about earlier?
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Shota is extremely lonely.
Don't make me angry!
Ms. Teruma told us about this, too!
Shota is extremely lonely.
I think he's extremely lonely.
If you don't go to someone's house for a month or two,
he'll be like, "I hate you."
Huh? What did I do?
I don't go home at all.
That's all?
No, I don't go home at all.
I hate you.
He's extremely lonely.
Do you want me to come to your house that much?
My house is always locked.
I don't care who comes.
If it's a friend...
What are you saying?
Are you decorating your house?
Are you serious?
If a friend comes to my house,
I'm happy.
I'm like, "Okay."
Then you can make a promise.
I don't want to make a promise.
But you're always at home, right?
When you go home and no one's home, you're extremely lonely.
I'm lonely.
What do you do when you feel lonely?
Do you do something together?
I don't ask for it.
What?
Do you ask for it?
When a friend comes to my house,
I'm like, "Do whatever you like."
I like it, too.
So I say, "Do whatever you like."
You don't have to do it alone.
I like the feeling of being in the same space as others.
It's difficult to get married, isn't it?
I don't like marriage at all.
I like this kind of person.
Shota, what kind of woman do you like?
I like someone who doesn't try to create a world for two people.
No, no, no. It's better than going fishing and holding a lure all the time.
For example, you come to hang out with your friends.
It can be my friends or your friends'.
I don't like the feeling of "let's create a world for two people".
For example, when my friends come over, I like them to get along with them.
I like friends more than love.
What were you talking about earlier?
I like playing with men.
You don't like cheating, do you?
No, I don't.
Instead of that, I'd like you to let me hang out with my friends.
You're not a middle school student.
What do you want me to do?
Yes, I'd like you to hang out with my friends.
Next week, Otake Samazu and Sate's snack story.
In school, the important positions are...
This and this.
And...
What's OK's position?
Where is it?
What is it?
I don't know.
You know what?
If you bite it a little bit, you'll become Matsuzohama-san.