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Tonight's "Downtown Now" is...
The same 41-year-old actor and actress who are about to get married for the first time in their lives, Shigozaki!
You're going to bring it to me at the end, right?
No, I'm not!
But I knew this would happen.
No, I'm not!
Excuse me, but this is not KONPA.
In a romantic relationship, two beauties bump into each other!
You scared me! This is my first time getting a public telegraph call like this!
His best friend, Mr. Murotsuyo, goes all out!
I think he secretly does things like carrying things around.
On top of that, they have a battle between Yamazaki and Kotaro!
I think it's okay for Kotaro-san to clean up for you from time to time.
No...
It's not like that...
Tonight, we're drinking and having fun!
Until self-restraint is lifted all over Japan, let's do our best!
They are the same age, 41 years old.
They are an actor and a playboy who have an opposite marriage view.
First of all, Kyoko Hasegawa.
She was friendly with Kyoko Hasegawa when she was a model and became popular.
Since then, she has been more and more active as an actress with her sexy side.
And last year, a pretty sexy photo book became a hot topic.
However, a battle broke out between Kyoko Hasegawa and a friend of Kyoko Hasegawa, Minami Tanaka.
Why are you hitting me?
I'm not hitting you!
Are you going to hit me in the end?
No, I'm not!
I knew this would happen.
No, I'm not!
Stop it!
Are you doing this show together?
Yes, we are.
Are you of the same generation as Sakagami-san?
No, we're about the same age.
This is the restaurant.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Have you met Hamada-san before?
A long time ago...
What is it?
I've said hello to you before.
That's right.
Matsumoto-san, you haven't met me before, have you?
No, it's my first time.
Nice to meet you.
You're really nice.
You're very macho.
No, I haven't done anything.
No, you haven't done anything.
What are you doing?
I got drunk because it was hot.
I borrowed it from Reku-san.
You're already drunk, aren't you?
Yes, I borrowed it from Reku-san.
What are you drinking?
I like highball.
Highball...
That's right! I heard you like highball!
I like highball.
Then let's go for highball, too!
Sorry, but highball, please!
But Tanaka and Minami are also red.
What?
Why do you say that?
I don't know, but...
Don't you feel like Tanaka and Minami?
Ah, you can't stop them in Tanaka?
I can't stop them, and I don't want to call them Minami, either.
You don't want to call them Minami, either?
Tanaka and Minami...
Are you younger than Minami-chan?
Of course!
What do you mean "of course"?
What did you just say?
I'm sorry, but I'll ask you.
I'll ask you. How old are you?
You don't have to ask me that.
Of course you do.
Cheers!
Even if you deceive me like that, I'm still Wikipedia.
But you're so beautiful. You don't have to ask me how old I am.
I don't know about that, but I don't think it's a good idea.
When you asked me if I was the same age as you, I said I was 12 years old.
You look too young for me.
I've never seen you in such a hurry.
That's really no good.
What did you say?
However, Kyoko, who is over 40 years old and even more sexy, released a photo book full of her beauty.
At this time, she showed me a special photo that had just been taken.
Hey, what's this?
It's amazing.
What's that?
It's amazing.
It hasn't been developed yet.
That's right. Not at all.
I also took a look at the photo.
Wow!
I can't believe it!
Look at this!
Is it okay?
We're not in the retouching phase yet.
It's like a thin jersey.
Can I keep it?
Of course!
Can I keep it?
Of course!
Can I keep it?
You're terrible!
She bought two Santa Fe.
Why didn't you buy two Santa Fe?
From now on, the 41-year-old Hasegawa will dig up her unknown genitalia.
No. 1. Even if you get married, you should eat meat.
You're watching "Gutan Nubo Nubo" now.
They are Karen Takizawa and Nanase Nishino and us.
They eat too much that we look like meat.
In that sense, it's definitely meat.
What's wrong with saying "I like you" when you like someone?
Do you eat meat when you like someone?
I don't confess my love, but I do eat meat.
Do you eat meat that much?
It seems that there are many people who don't eat meat.
But don't you always want to love someone?
Even if you get married, you want to be popular.
You want to be popular, but you want to be popular, don't you?
Being popular means accepting it.
You want to be popular, but you don't want to be popular.
I understand.
But young people like young people.
But young people don't just like young people.
I don't like young people.
Others are in their 20s, right?
I don't like young people.
Kyoko, you're like my age.
I'm young, too.
I'm not young.
Wait a minute. Are you fighting?
We're fighting, but...
I'm sorry.
But we're of the same age, aren't we?
No, we're not.
Well, you know, they're too young.
But you're of the same age, aren't you?
I'm still 32 years old.
But you're turning 4 next, aren't you?
No, I'm turning 3 next.
Stop it!
What's with you? You're scary!
You're too scary!
What's with you?
Let's get back to meat-eating topics.
We're getting testimony from Kyoko's manager.
It seems like you're actively dating your manager.
Yes, yes.
Is it one-sided love?
Yes.
Is that what you mean?
You say that a lot, don't you?
It might be interesting.
One-sided love is...
You can do your best.
Did you do it yourself?
Or did you do it alone?
Yes, I did.
Did you become aware of it as a love story?
It's not about dating.
It's not limited to becoming an actor.
It's not only about being an actor. It's about being an actor.
Yes, yes, yes.
That person looks cool.
Like the staff?
No, no, no.
He's definitely not cool!
No, he's not cool!
No, he's a cool guy.
No, no, no.
No, no, he's stupid!
Chika Iwa-chan is a driver, right?
Yes, she is.
As a manager's testimony,
when you approach a male staff who you think is cool at the recording studio,
you should say "Would you mind if I said I like you?"
That's Minami Tanaka's way of saying it.
Minami-san, what's going on?
A surprising technique has been discovered for a cunning woman's man!
Wait a minute!
Is this Minami-chan's way of saying it?
Is that so?
You said it, didn't you? I'll say it.
But it's not like...
No, no, no. She's about to say it.
Minami Tanaka is about to say it!
That's cheating!
But that doesn't mean you want me to go out with you.
Would you mind if I said I like you?
That's cheating!
That's really cheating!
There's more to it.
What do you say when you're in trouble?
Would you mind if I said I like you?
Wait a minute!
Why don't you say it?
Would you mind if I said I like you?
I... I would.
Would you mind if I said I like you?
That's really cheating!
So, you told your manager about this?
Yes.
I can't say it myself.
I'd say "I like you."
Do you say "I like you?"
Yes.
Directly?
Yes.
What would your partner say?
I think he'd say "no, I like you" in a hurry.
I won't ask you, but have you said it even after you got married?
Oh, I want to know.
If you haven't said it a little, I don't think you'll get this excitement.
I don't deny it at all.
Well, there are many kinds of excitement.
I don't deny it at all.
Well, there are many kinds of excitement.
I don't like it at all.
Minami-chan, do you have a relationship consultation?
I get messages on LINE, like "I like this kind of person" or "I like this kind of person now".
You've changed dramatically.
You're like each other, aren't you?
I'm like myself, too.
That's right.
These two carnivore girls send each other their favorite men on LINE.
What kind of men are they?
Do you have a type of person you like?
Yes, I do.
I like people with white skin and brown eyes.
I like people who don't smell.
I don't know that at all.
I like people who smell.
I've received photos of foreigners.
You like men who don't smell, right?
Gailgarcia...
Yes, meat eaters.
What was her name again?
Gailgarcia Bernal.
Gailgarcia Bernal is one of my favorites.
She sends me photos of people she doesn't know.
I'm sure you two have opposite reactions.
So I was told by my staff that I had to ask which of us three would like to have a date with her first.
You said it, right?
I'm sure you will like it.
But I'll go.
What does it mean to be alive?
I think "alive" is very rude!
Shut up!
This is bad! You just said it well!
Did you say it well?
What did you say?
"Alive" is a little...
You're praising it, aren't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you praising "alive"?
That's what you mean by "beautiful", right?
"Alive" is a little different expression.
What do you mean?
Like "I'm addicted to it."
Yes, yes, yes.
In a way.
I'm attracted to it.
Do you want me to be troubled?
Yes, I want you to be troubled.
I want you to look at me from above.
I can look at you from above.
I see! I see!
I see!
If you say "I like you because you're so beautiful", everyone will fall in love with you.
What's next?
Your pursuit of beauty is too stoic!
What do you think of the general public's testimony given by Oshima-san?
Well, in this fashion industry...
I see.
Kyoko-san doesn't set limits for herself.
She has a very stoic personality.
She doesn't do any moisturizing at all.
She has a humidifier at home.
No, I don't.
When you bother her, she gets angry!
She gets all wet in front of you!
It's a tropical rainforest!
No, it's not!
How many of them are there?
I really don't remember.
Do you release them in the winter?
I think it's only one, but I don't think it's that many.
Then she's lying. She's lying a lot.
Next is another testimony of Ms. Oshima.
When I went to play with Zidane, I put my face in the oil and it got all wet.
She's a bad person!
I tried to return it, so I stopped her!
It's an oil.
If you don't moisturize it, it won't dry out.
It's good for this season, but it's bad for the future.
No, it's not good for this season.
It's not good for now.
Now, we're going to reveal the beautiful secret of Kyoko Hasegawa that Minami knows!
She's always perfect from head to toe.
There's nothing like that.
There was a time when I touched her body a little and she turned around.
She was very fluffy.
I don't know which part, but...
Something touched her and something was fluffy.
She was chubby and fluffy.
So wherever you touch her, you think she's perfect.
I was listening to you and you said that after you take a bath, you take care of your body for 30 to 40 minutes.
30 minutes?
You separate your arms, bust and stomach with cream.
What?!
Right?
It's different?
What kind of cream?
There's a cream for bust-up and a cream for hip care.
We're going to have Minami-san touch her perfect skin!
Where?
I didn't touch here.
But don't you feel like you're being taken care of?
I don't know unless you compare.
Because you're touching her.
But I...
What are you trying to say?!
Aren't you saying I'm young?!
You're so mean.
See?!
She's so mean!
She's so rude!
Sometimes when I go to the gym, I think she's trying to fit me in.
That's right!
No, it's not.
And now, Kyoko is going to counterattack Minami Tanaka, who is trying to fit him in.
Minami Tanaka goes to several beauty salons.
For bangs and back hair.
What's that?
For hair treatment.
What's that?
Minami Tanaka doesn't go to many beauty salons, does he?
What's the difference?
So, people who are good at coloring, people who are good at cutting, people who are good at cutting bangs and people who are good at treatment.
You usually go to beauty salons, don't you?
No, not at all.
I only do bangs here.
Is it bad?
No, it's not bad at all.
It costs a lot of money.
That's right!
But you're independent, so you don't have to spend money on anything, do you?
I like this kind of thing.
Do you like it?
On the contrary, I like it.
Let's move on to the third one.
In the end, it's like this, isn't it?
The personality is completely manly.
It's my first time meeting you, but rather than watching you on TV, you have a manly personality.
That's right, I'm manly.
An actress is like that.
That's right, there are many people who are straightforward.
But you don't hide it.
I was surprised, too.
When I recruited you at GUTAN, I thought you were an actress and you didn't like it.
But you talked too straightforwardly.
I was worried you might not like it.
But you're responsible for what you say, so it's okay.
I've been married several times today, so I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not talking about you!
Don't make it up!
There are some parts where I can't joke around.
Kyoko-san is raising her child well.
From her son's words, she's starting to feel jealous.
What do you respect about your mom?
She's a good cook.
But her salad smells like a park.
What kind of expression is that?
I'm sure it's something good.
I think it's...
"Rucola"?
"Rucola" is common, isn't it?
I've seen it since I was a kid.
It's a little bitter.
When you ask your son what you want to eat today,
you usually say "anything is fine."
If anything is fine, is it okay for you to eat grass in the park?
I think that's probably why.
She seems like a strict mother.
Do you think so?
Are you a teacher?
No!
I don't know which one.
I think you're saying something exactly.
I feel like you're perfect.
If anything is bad, it's bad.
Do you say it right away?
But in that sense,
I've raised my child,
so I have a wide allowance.
I've been allowed to do a lot of things.
How about you, Minami-san?
Me?
I don't know.
Are you a girl?
What are you doing?
You're wearing a lot of clothes.
I can see your panties!
This is what she does.
What is it?
You're going to bring it to the end, right?
No, I'm not!
I'm really excited about today.
Really!
But you predicted this would happen.
I'm sorry.
This isn't kompa, is it?
Certainly, certainly.
A man who fantasized about kompa with Kyoko Hase.
In fact, Kyoko, there is a type of man you hate.
It's a very straightforward story, but...
No, it's just a straightforward story.
Depending on the person, you can change your attitude.
But if you don't like it a little, Kyoko, isn't it pretty quick to close the shutter?
That's right.
That's why you're not used to variety shows.
I'm sure you'll be behind the director who says rough things at meetings.
That's right.
I'm pretty closed-minded.
This way, this way, this way.
I hate it.
I'm open-minded about him.
It's no good anymore.
It's impossible to recover anymore.
If you're hated by someone like this, you probably can't recover anymore.
If you close it, you probably can't open it.
If you're hated by someone like this, you probably can't open it.
After this, Kyoko and Minami are back together at the wedding hall!
What are you two doing?
I'm not a thief!
You're a thief!
I'm not a thief!
Minami Tanaka is still single.
She has something to say to Kyoko Hasegawa today.
I have a dream about getting married.
I want to raise a child of my own.
To tell you the truth, I have doubts about marriage itself.
I see.
You know, right?
I know.
I know it all.
I didn't want to say it, but all three of you are like that.
You're different, right?
That's why I don't like it.
What are you thinking about?
I'm not thinking about it!
You're so secretive!
I'm not secretive!
You look like you don't know anything.
I don't know anything.
Don't lie!
You don't know anything!
Don't lie!
I have hopes for marriage.
But if I say I have doubts about marriage itself,
you'll say, "You're married and you're cheating. What's wrong with that?"
No, it's not like that.
I have doubts about marriage itself and about cheating.
I'm different, but all of you are like that.
But I've never said it.
But you two said it.
I'm like a representative of cheating.
Stay at home.
You are completely out of line.
She is a leader.
I can't believe we are getting married like this.
But you are happy to get married, aren't you?
Yes, it's fun every day.
We are still newlyweds.
It's annoying sometimes, but it's fun.
When you stay at home, don't you hit each other or scratch each other?
No, we don't.
When we cook, we get hit in the back.
Just that?
Yes. "Why?" "Because you're holding a knife."
Is that why you are so sexy?
I want you to see me as a woman all the time.
I don't like it.
I know it, too.
I can't help it even if you are popular other than your husband.
But you get jealous, don't you?
I feel like I'm going to say something backwards.
I haven't seen you yet.
Next is Kotaro Koizumi.
His father is Junichiro Koizumi, a former prime minister known as "Iwazu".
They are a real and gorgeous family.
In addition to his image of being a celeb and poor,
he wears a sweet mask and has a sweet personality.
However!
Tonight, his best friend Tsuyo Muro will expose his love for Koizumi family and Kotaro's relationship with women!
He and I went to the park about twice.
We played a lot.
We met at a local telegraph office like this.
Kotaro 3 points check!
I want you to eat this hamburger.
Hamaya-san, you love hamburgers, don't you?
The sauce is French, Russian, Mexican, Dutch, Japanese, Italian...
Hamaya-san, it's a shame.
Why?
You don't have eye balls.
Which woman do you like?
Let's decide with that.
I don't like Spain.
I like exotic people.
I like the difference between Spain and Japan.
Excuse me.
You're a little fast.
I thought so.
By the way, what did you order?
These hamburgers.
They all look delicious.
Cheers!
Thank you for the meal.
Hamburgers are delicious here.
It's delicious.
Let's eat.
You're different from us.
Kotaro, you don't have to say anything today.
You can say anything you want.
Really?
You don't have to say it now.
Kotaro, you don't have to say it now.
He appeared again.
Kotaro, you don't have to say it now.
He's really a stalker.
Mr. Muro, you and Mr. Kotaro have been working together since you were 15 years old.
You often go to Koizumi family's house.
Tonight, Mr. Muro will reveal the secret of Mr. Kotaro Koizumi, whom only you know.
Good evening. I'm Mr. Muro Tsuyoshi. Nice to meet you.
So, you don't have to say it now, right?
You don't have to, right?
I'm getting used to it.
First of all, let's talk about Mr. Kotaro and Ms. Koizumi's love affair.
When I was doing my dad's story or when I was drinking at a bar with Frank,
I got involved with my dad.
It's amazing about it.
Starting with a smile, I sat next to him and drank with him.
We got along well.
I made him drink more and let him go home.
We argued a lot.
We got 100 out of 100.
I didn't know there was such a rumor.
He came back and said "I'm sorry" and started drinking again.
I thought it was cool and started drinking again.
I watched it about three times and thought it was a new beginning.
My dad is a lord of Koizumi family.
My dad is the greatest in Japan like an old family.
I was scolded by my dad once.
We ate Western food together.
I made a soup and drank it.
It's because of my bad upbringing.
My dad scolded me.
"That's no good!" he said.
He scolded me very hard.
Now, let's move on to Mr. Junichiro's strict education which Mr. Muro exposed.
Isn't it a warning?
It's not a warning.
It's not a warning, but it's an overwhelming power relationship.
When I went out with my dad, I was always nervous.
"Is he testing me?" "Is he looking at me?"
When I went to a restaurant, they told me how to use a fork and knife, chopsticks, and how to order.
When I went to a bathhouse, they told me how to use a TV and how to go in.
They told me not to use a bath towel but to squeeze it and use a small towel.
If you walk in the city, they won't let you use the elevator or escalator, and so on.
I'm joking, it's half of it, but in front of me, "Ah, it's easier this way," "I want to go this way," "This road is painful,"
When I thought that, I was always told to go on this painful road.
It's amazing, and even in this series of talks, we're all saying it with our own ears.
Ah, I understand.
You're unfair! You're unfair!
That means we're not just drinking buddies, we're also volunteers.
One second, one second, one second, one second.
There's a sense of "I'll go out somewhere," isn't there?
Isn't there?
But as a son, you can't be lazy, can you?
I can't.
Can you restrain yourself a little more than you like?
That's right, to be honest.
If my father wasn't in that position, I think I would have played more.
Good evening!
I'm from the Netherlands!
Ah, you're from the Netherlands!
Please excuse me.
This is Russia.
Russia!
Please excuse me.
This is the most popular one.
Ah, I see.
This is the most popular one.
I won't give it to you, though.
Do you want to eat it?
No, no, no.
I ordered it randomly, so I thought I'd share it with you.
No, no, no.
I'll eat it all.
It's delicious!
It's really delicious!
Really?
You'd better not wait.
What are you doing?
I'll give you for sure.
Here is your curry hamburger.
Curry hamburger.
Thank you very much.
Masaki Curry.
Here you are.
Is it okay?
You know about curry, don't you?
It's really delicious here!
I like it.
Mr. Shirao, don't do that.
It's delicious.
This is a hamburger.
You know about it.
I don't care about it.
Thank you for waiting.
Here is your curry hamburger.
It's from France.
France!
I'm sorry.
Thank you for it.
It's really delicious.
You don't say anything, but you eat only rice.
Would you like to eat together?
What are you doing?
Mr. Shirao, you shouldn't do that!
Let's get back to the main subject.
Mr. Muro will tell you about forbidden female relationships.
I went to high school with Mini about twice.
What is Mr. Kotaro's forbidden female relationship?
Mr. Kotaro's forbidden female relationship is exposed by his best friend, Mr. Muro.
I went to high school with Mini about twice.
Once with my friend.
Once with his female friend.
He is laughing!
I made her beautiful.
What did you say?
It's a one-stop shop.
One-stop shop? Make it wide!
Make it wide!
If you do that, you won't be secretly with a woman, right?
I don't have a boyfriend when I'm here.
So I think I'm doing it quietly and secretly.
Firmly.
That's amazing!
I was surprised! For the first time!
Oh, with such public radio!
It wasn't wasted at all!
I think it was very good!
I think it's because it's you, Muro-san.
You always have only two people and only men.
Sometimes you can't do anything like public radio.
So I think you said "Let's do it!" and you did it.
And me too...
I think it's you, Muro-san...
Your voice is getting smaller!
Your voice is getting smaller and smaller...
From now on...
From how you invite a woman to your wedding...
You will reveal all about your relationship with a woman!
Are you ready?
How do you invite a woman?
I'm going to do it today!
I want to do it!
There are times like that.
That's because you're a man.
Do you have time today or next week?
You don't like it when it's early in the morning, do you?
No, I like it slowly.
Do you like it slowly?
No, I like it slowly.
Drink it! Drink it!
Where do you go first?
Do you go to June's house?
Do you go to a hotel?
When I was in my 20s, I did a lot of things.
An upper?
I'll give you points.
We have a message from your friend, Yusuke Kamiji.
In Yokosuka, where I'm from, I received a message from Yusuke Kamiji, who I've known since before my debut.
Kotaro's face at night is revealed!
Kotaro was the first one to take me to a nightclub.
I was there!
At night?
It's a so-called club, Ginza Roppongi club.
Is it a high-class club?
It's a club where you play a lot.
Where?
I'm 39 years old.
How about marriage?
I'm finally 39 years old.
Yes.
I didn't mind it.
Was it over there?
But now that I'm married, I can't do anything.
What do you mean by 'anything'?
Can you eat?
I have no choice but to eat.
Is there anyone who hasn't eaten yet?
(Laughs)
Mr. Kotaro is ready for marriage!
It seems that the conditions to live a married life are so complicated that it is impossible!
Due to these conditions, Kotaro vs. Yamasaki's battle breaks out!
You can't leave it as it is.
Leave it as it is?
For example, you can't put it down right after you finish eating it, or you can't leave clothes or anything there.
I see.
What would you like Kotaro to do for you?
I want her to do it.
Originally.
It's a little Showa era.
That's right.
I really don't like leaving coffee or something like that.
But surprisingly, women do it.
It's not on my lips, is it?
I know.
It's not like that.
It is, but each has its own pace, so it's strange for either of them to match one-sidedly.
If it's one-sided, then take the middle tube.
Sometimes Kotaro will clean it up for you to take the middle tube, and I think it's okay to break an umbrella with that much of a bowl.
I don't think it's that much of a bowl.
No, you can't leave it as it is.
If you drink and eat it, you leave it as it is.
That's definitely true.
But this one is more comfortable and has a better pace.
No, it can't be comfortable.
Even if you have to wash it as hard as you can, it's better to live at your own pace than anyone else.
Do you go out with a drink?
In the winter.
It's not easy, you bastard!
Right?
Maybe in today's world, our way of thinking is a little strange.
Is it old?
Yes.
But you said that your older brother is a man of great manliness.
That's right.
It's a stop-and-go, isn't it?
No, it's not a stop-and-go.
As for comedy...
Ah, you say it's hot.
Yes, it's hot.
What do you mean?
But in the end...
What do you have against it?
You have something against it, don't you?
What's up? What's up?
You said it yourself, didn't you?
What do you have against it?
I have a hot feeling about it.
No, you have a good feeling about it.
When it comes to fire, he does everything for me, not just the fire extinguisher.
No, I can't miss that.
The next condition of a married life.
It seems like you have more of it.
Washing detergent and lubricant are used differently every season.
This is... It's detailed.
It's not a must, but I like this scent.
The scent of detergent is good, and there are a lot of good lubricants, right?
That's why in summer it's refreshing like mint.
In winter it's a little heavy like rose.
Stop it!
You don't like women in love, do you?
In the end...
But if it's sensitive to smell...
For example, if a woman pukes, I will never forgive her.
I don't like it in front of me.
Right? What do you think?
No, I've never been dumped before.
What?!
Really?!
In summer, I'm dumped every day.
I'm worried about being dumped.
What about you, Masaki?
I've never made a sound.
What do you mean?
The four of you, right?
Yes.
I rarely make a sound, so...
Like this.
Oh my god.
Then it's like...
Puking.
Even when I'm watching TV, I sometimes do it.
Ah, but...
It's not comfortable.
Who called you?
And who interviewed you?
It's inappropriate.
How is it? What will you do if you smell me without making a sound?
It's cute, isn't it?
It's hot.
What?
What's with this one-time thing?
Kotaro vs. Yamasaki.
And more importantly...
What are you doing?
Aren't you going to prepare yourself?
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This is troublesome.
The last condition.
This looks troublesome.
You should eat first.
You should drink first.
That's right.
If you get married, your wife will cook for you, right?
But if you get married, you can do anything.
You can do something else.
You can cook.
Yes.
It's inappropriate for me to eat rice and miso soup all of a sudden.
Aren't you going to prepare it yourself?
Who wrote this job?
The interest in marriage decreases considerably, doesn't it?
No, no, it's true.
But isn't it just for fun?
So, can you do it?
Like, "Welcome back. Are you busy today, too?"
Well, I'm always drinking beer in Japan.
Sure.
I'd like to go home looking forward to it, but...
No, I mean...
You don't go out at night and go home in the morning, do you?
Can I do it with one plate?
With one plate like this...
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I'm telling you it's perfect!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Like I said before...
For example, when you come home,
your wife might call you.
And you don't know why she's calling you
when you say, "Just leave it like that."
Well, I don't think that's a problem.
No, it's not!
Your wife doesn't know, does she?
No, no, no, no!
It's a current trend, so...
No, it's not!
It's something really important!
It's something that will move the country!
It's not "daaah!"
It's "shaaah!"
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Yes, Mr. Kodaro.
I'm sure I'll contact you before I go home.
In 15 minutes or 30 minutes.
So, if what Mr. Matsumoto just said is true...
No, I can't do it.
You can't do it?
What do you mean you can't do it?
Are you telling me to hang up?
No, I'm not!
So, I'm sorry my wife came home.
Why don't we call her later?
I think it's a good idea.
I have things to do when I get home,
and I'm afraid I won't be able to do it tomorrow.
But I'm not going to wait for you to call me
and say what you want me to say!
Can't you wait a little bit?
No!
If you talk about it for 10 or 15 minutes, you'll get angry.
If you talk about it for an hour, you'll get angry.
10 minutes is a long time, isn't it?
It's long.
How many minutes did you talk about it?
While I was listening, I was talking about the same thing again.
You're talking about the cat again.
While you were getting ready to sleep...
Like Matsumoto-san said, there are people who are unhappy in the morning or in the morning.
I'm like that.
I can't forgive that anymore.
I want you to do your best and smile a little more and say, "Let's do our best today, too."
That's what I want you to do.
That's a lie!
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It's quite difficult.
Isn't it difficult for you, Yamazaki-san and Matsumoto-san?
I think it's quite difficult.
For example, Nakai-kun and I were talking about it.
Nakai-kun, too.
He has a long mind of his own and does everything by himself.
He's obsessed with flexibility and blackmailing.
I can't get married.
Do people with a long mind of their own have a particular obsession with something?
But the way they fold their clothes is decided, too.
Like folding laundry.
But women fold their laundry and put it in the dryer.
If you fold it, you can do it with confidence, right?
Yes.
What if it's dry?
Fold it!
I want you to do that.
But it's up to you, isn't it?
It's not up to me.
It's about sharing.
It's about matching each pace, isn't it?
That's...
If you have a lot of laundry, just do it.
Hurry up and do it.
It's the worst if you have a sink full of laundry.
But you do it yourself, don't you, Sakami-san?
I do it.
For example, if you put a plate in a barrel and use a spoon made of rye...
Yes, yes, yes.
It's the worst if you put it in a barrel.
Thank you. It's the same for me.
That's the only thing you want to do, right?
But I'm scared!
How did you feel about Koizumi-san's femininity and marriage?
Well, it's difficult.
It is, isn't it?
It's difficult, but there were some things that I didn't know about her.
What?
I think she was playing kobachi or junanzai with her mother.
Or she met a really nice woman.
Or they met once.
That might be it.
I want her to avoid one plate, and I want her to start with kobachi.
I want her to serve it like it's a restaurant.
I couldn't forgive you for saying that.
But it was a good question.
It was a good question.
I'll never do it.
I can't leave it for two days with tea in it.
But I've grown up.
I've been married for a long time since then.
At that time, I was alone at home and independent.
But now, my husband loves housework and I'm able to do it.
It's nice to have someone you love, isn't it?
Yes.
It's nice to have someone you can do it.
That's right.
Koizumi-san, how do you feel about your marriage?
Has it changed?
I don't know.
If it had continued like that, I think women in the world would be relieved.
Next week! Remote cooking!
Next week's special project is "Remote cooking!"
We talked too much because we were apart!
The first point is that we should stop the show for the sake of one wife and five children.
Mom and friends will complain during the self- restraint period!
Don't miss it!