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The next episode is a special edition!
Their charisma is "honestly too special"!
Gackt reveals his love for her.
Roland's charisma makes her disappointed.
And tonight's drink is...
"Honestly Remote Sake"!
Cheers!
You're drinking a lot!
Honestly Remote Sake
While drinking "honestly remote sake" today,
we're going to watch the final battle of "honestly remote sake".
How many days have you been working?
I feel like I've been at home for three weeks.
How do you spend your time?
I play games whether I sleep or wake up.
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or if you want an exciting story,
please listen to us without sound!
Gackt and Roland's "honestly remote sake" special will continue!
Please look forward to it!
In this episode, their charisma is too honest, and they play with the ladder with their hearts!
A man who knows first class, Gakuto-sama became drunk and talked too much!
Please watch their precious talk and good acting!
Excuse me, I'm a little drunk.
I'll tell you everything, but don't use it!
A super mysterious man talks about his private life and love life!
I broke up with my girlfriend five years ago.
If I see her again, I'll die. Really, I'll die.
A girlfriend he loved to death!
What kind of entertainment world is this?!
It's a dangerous place!
Trauma in the entertainment world!
If you leave the apartment as it is, you'll win.
A huge house is also revealed!
In the pouring rain, Gakuto-sama's super luxury car arrives at the first store.
There's a TV here.
Good morning. Thank you for coming.
Gakuto-san, this is the store we're going to visit today.
Here?
Yes.
It's a 50 yen yakitori restaurant.
Here?
Yes.
Here?
Yes.
Gakuto-sama, a man who knows super first class, arrives at the most reasonable store in the world, "hashigo- sake" market.
Have you ever been to a store like this?
No, I haven't.
Isn't this kind of liquor better?
Yes, it is.
What is it?
The first store is "donryu-san".
One yakitori is 50 yen!
60 minutes of drinks are 880 yen!
Gakuto-sama, who has too much gap with the store, is here.
Gakuto-sama has never been here.
You two have been here many times, right?
Gakuto-sama and Gakuto-sama don't have any connection.
No connection at all.
What are you talking about?
I have an image of a mysterious person.
I'd like to talk with you later.
Hey!
I'm scared!
Hey!
Tamura-san!
Yes!
I don't think I've met anyone like you.
Are you a service professional or a professional?
He is a service professional.
I see.
I'm relieved.
What are you doing?
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Ouch!
It hurts!
- This is usual. - Oh, is it?
- Yes. - Hello, Mr. Matsumoto.
- Mr. Matsumoto, how are you? - It hurts!
Stop it!
- So, our guest for today is Mr. Gackt! - Nice to meet you!
- No, no, no. - Do you come here often?
- No, I don't. - What do you usually eat?
- Basically, I eat anything. - Yes.
- Except for rice, bread and noodles. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I don't eat carbohydrates. - She doesn't eat carbohydrates.
- I'm so happy.
- I don't eat carbohydrates. - She's beautiful, ugly and anything.
- Wait! - Wait!
- I don't eat carbohydrates!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- Have you ever eaten ham katsu? - What is that?
- Ham katsu. - Ham katsu.
- It's not "ham katsu." It's "ham katsu." - It's "ham katsu."
I think you've probably eaten it before, but I think it's a long time ago.
It's not like this since you were a kid, is it?
Well, it's not like this.
It's like...
It's a long time ago.
It's been a while.
It's a long time ago.
You looked like you were broken when you were a kid, didn't you?
No, I'm not!
When I was young, I was very weak.
I couldn't go to the hospital for a long time.
Yoshiki said something like that, too.
Use chopsticks!
Gackt's chopsticks have arrived.
So?
Don't you use chopsticks?
Why?
Isn't this one delicious?
Delicious?
Don't you like your own chopsticks better?
No, but...
The purpose of eating...
That's right.
The purpose of eating...
Then I'll ask you a question.
Be careful.
If what you eat is really the same taste no matter what you eat,
is it the same even if you put it on a dog's plate?
I'm sorry.
One thing I found out is that you like sausages.
I like most of them.
That's right.
First of all, Gackt's forbidden private life.
Including the testimony of close people,
I'm going to ask you a lot of questions.
Let's have Mr. Perfect Gackt tell us about his forbidden private life.
First of all, this is Gackt's house.
No.
From Japan to overseas, he will reveal his history.
I just heard that Gackt lives overseas.
I don't know much about that, either.
It's a mystery.
I live in Malaysia and the Philippines now.
Philippines?
For example, how much time do you stay in Japan per month?
About five days.
That much?
I'm doing it little by little.
Little by little?
So you're going back to those overseas bases, right?
I'd like to increase my time in other European countries.
Really?
First of all, let's ask Hyde-san, who is a close friend of Hyde-san, about Hyde-san's childhood when he was living in Japan.
Hyde-san's house is all underground parking lots.
I thought I'd build a house like this if I gave my kids money.
It looks like a lot of fun.
There's something like a shooting range.
There's a piano.
There are also darts and billiards.
But it's pitch black.
It's like you don't know where to step.
So we decided to read the script of the movie together.
So I said, "Excuse me."
Because the script is a book, you can only see it to a certain extent unless you brighten it up.
So I said, "What's wrong?" and he looked at me like this with a lighter.
It's hot in the house.
It's getting hot.
Don't you have electricity?
But he looked cool with a bathrobe and smooth skin.
He said, "I'm a musician."
He's wearing sunglasses in the dark.
He's done too much.
And this is the house of the musician Hyde-san was talking about.
Is this the living room?
That's the lobby.
Lobby?
This is the lobby of the house.
Do you have another living room?
We don't have a shadowy type of living room.
Is there a waterfall in the house?
It's not actually a waterfall.
But water is falling from above.
Everyone says it's a waterfall, but it's not.
It's a humidifier.
This room is big.
If you put a humidifier in it, you'll be told you're in your 30s.
Wait a minute.
Is this a machine gun or a rifle?
I used to like survival games.
So I made them at home and practiced.
What is this?
It's a bath.
It's not Rome.
It's very cold in winter.
How many people lived in the city?
About 600 people.
600 people?
All of a sudden?
It's an apartment.
Apartment?
Did you buy it or rent it?
I bought an apartment.
I don't know anymore.
I live in Malaysia now.
It was Kuala Lumpur.
It seems that his current residence is also a big deal.
That song is mine.
Is it your house?
No, it's my house.
It's amazing.
It's amazing that you can go anywhere you want.
You can go anywhere you want.
By the way, how big is this hotel?
This hotel is about 1700 square meters.
That's mine.
It's amazing.
It's too big.
It seems that you can go anywhere you want by Segway.
I like training.
I don't like it.
I see.
You don't like running.
I don't like running.
I don't know.
Which one do you hate?
I hate all of them.
I hate running in the house the most.
I hate it the most.
And I want to ask you about this.
How to seduce a woman.
Gackt's way of seducing a woman is...
Gackt's junior actor, Yuki Kimisawa, told me about it.
During the three months of filming,
Gackt's way of seducing a woman is held every night.
After getting close to a woman and staring at her for five minutes,
say "you're cute" and whisper "I'll kiss you".
But it's too difficult for someone other than Gackt to do it.
What are you doing?
When we talked about it, everyone said it's impossible.
They said it's possible because it's them.
That's right.
I said it's definitely not possible.
I said it's possible because it's someone who can do it.
I decided to decide the rules.
I'm going to pick up girls.
When you enter the bar,
first of all, no one can talk.
Only those who have kissed can talk.
If you kiss, you can talk.
So you stare at her for five minutes with eye contact.
At first, of course you can't do it.
But you try to do your best.
Three months later, everyone can do it.
This is about Nintendo Switch.
I hate it! I hate it!
It's a game! A game!
A new game!
But if it's just words...
Can you show us what it's like?
We can, but...
It's not that big of a deal.
For example, I'm sitting like this, right?
And everyone's trying to talk, right?
Matarado...
And I think that kind of talk is pretty useless.
Because...
You talk...
You like her...
She likes you...
Then you ask for her number...
You call and have sex...
And if you don't get along...
What do you do?
But it can't be helped!
It's like you don't get along for a long time, right?
Do you have that much time left, Matsumoto-san?
You!
Shut up!
You!
But that's idealistic, right?
A bad girl is bad from the beginning.
So you sit down and...
Look...
He's not a man!
By the way...
What's with your face?!
You're turning into a woman!
No, I've been sitting next to you...
And I was wondering if it was okay...
If it's not today, then today's fine, right?
There's a weird saying...
"A thousand cuts"...
You say it a lot, right?
I've decided it myself...
I've decided not to do it myself...
There's no one like you!
I'm sorry...
I'm a little drunk...
But it's funny!
It's funny!
It's fine...
I'll tell you everything...
But you'd better not use it!
Use it! Use it! Use it!
If you really want to satisfy your sexual desires, you'd rather be alone with a woman, right?
No matter what you do...
I... I know what you mean...
I think you're making it easier for yourself...
I think...
You don't like it...
You're paying for it...
I see...
Why do you like it so much?
What kind of woman do you like in the first place?
What kind of woman is your ideal woman?
In the past...
To be honest with you...
I didn't care who it was.
You didn't care who it was?
Well, I didn't care who it was...
It had nothing to do with age...
I was in my twenties...
If everyone around you saw you...
You wouldn't use it, would you?
But...
Isn't that rude?
So...
In my opinion, I think you're ugly...
Yes, yes...
But in her opinion...
I don't think I'm ugly...
Well...
I don't think...
Sapphire is inferior...
To you in any way...
Don't you think so?
What are you talking about?
But...
In terms of education...
Is it okay for you to be like this?
Well...
As an entrance...
Yes...
For example, if you look at me...
Yes, yes...
For example, if you look at me...
As a lonely woman...
If you look at me...
That doesn't work for me...
What's wrong with you?
Why did you hurt me? Why?
But you've never fallen in love with someone and gone crazy about them, have you?
I have.
And what happened?
Well, I broke up with my ex-girlfriend five years ago...
Did you dump her?
No, I didn't dump her...
The reason why he can't believe his ex- girlfriend's breakup is...
Fight me.
If we fight for the third time, we'll break up.
Promise me.
Third?
What's that?
Why is it the third time?
Well...
He was very angry and yelled at the man.
And women don't want to get angry, so they are very patient.
But in the middle of the fight, the switch inevitably turns on, so they say it.
Can I ask you a little bit? What do you fight about?
But women's fights are rare, aren't they?
To be honest. Like, "Oh, you're late."
Oh, so it happened three times.
And in the third time, there was a little bit of alcohol in it.
At that time, I made a promise and said goodbye.
Oh, you broke up!
But did you really get along with her calmly?
If you drag it out, you'll drag it out.
I think she was a good woman.
So you're thinking of getting married someday?
You know, there's an ideal shape, right?
There's a woman you like.
If you notice that woman, you'll be together for ten years.
It's like that.
If you notice it, it's a long time.
If she or I were to get sick or die,
For example, if she said she wanted to leave proof that she was with me,
Wouldn't it be good to say "shall we leave proof"?
Mr. Gact, who showed us real love.
Next, we will reveal Mr. Gact's LINE.
Gact's Forbidden Life.
LINE with friends.
Mr. Gact, who is unusually lonely.
There is a LINE group where Mr. Gact says "good morning" and everyone transforms every day.
To be honest, there are times when it's annoying.
Here is the exchange.
First of all, Mr. Gact.
Good morning.
Is this all?
This group is called "training group".
This is a place for communication.
I wake up in the morning and say "good morning".
I used to have low communication skills.
If you have low communication skills, there are many accidents.
I used to have a fear of low communication skills in the past.
What is it?
I can say it now.
Most of the artists in "HEY!" have become friends.
Only me.
For some reason, it's always floating in my mind.
Is that so?
I used to do it in "UNIVERSAL STUDIO" when I recorded "HEY!" in the past.
Mr. Gact couldn't get along with other artists because of his low communication skills.
It seems that there is a big reason for the two of them in downtown.
First of all, Mr. Hamada announces the bad news from downtown that he has been hiding in his heart for many years.
At that time, my communication skills were very low and I couldn't say what I wanted to say.
Do you remember it was raining?
Yes, I remember it.
At that time, there were a lot of waves and pumps.
By chance, when it rained and I moved to a new set, Mr. Hamada was here.
To my right.
Mr. Matsumoto wasn't here.
I was there and young musicians were lined up next to me.
It was raining and I was very annoyed.
Then Mr. Hamada came and said, "Well, it's not."
Then I said, "Oh, it's okay."
But there was a woman in front of me who didn't move well.
I was annoyed, but she was also very annoyed.
Then Mr. Hamada said, "Action!"
Well, it can't be helped.
He was whispering like this.
Oh, it's okay.
Mr. Hamada ran up and said, "Well, it can't be helped!"
He jumped up and ran up with tension and came over here.
He was a very loud voice.
Gackt, is this okay?
This is crazy, isn't it?
It's unfair, isn't it?
I was surprised.
It's really unfair, isn't it?
It was at this angle.
What? Me?
After Gackt said 'is this okay?'
I kicked him.
When I kicked him,
Everyone here was like,
doing this about me.
That's terrible.
Is this okay?
What an entertainment world.
What a terrible place.
Isn't this terrible?
It's terrible.
But you sometimes do it.
And I was like,
this is terrible.
So,
recently,
there was another special.
And in that special,
it was like a quiz show.
It was terrible.
Next,
Matsumoto-san confessed the damage he received.
It was terrible.
So basically,
he's a victim of the downturn.
A victim.
And also,
the host world's new emperor, Roland, also appeared!
I'll say it like a famous saying,
but it's just an excuse.
I don't know.
It's just lonely.
I first teamed up with Masumoto-san.
But I was pretty scared of Masumoto-san.
At the time, I couldn't even talk to him.
Masumoto-san was next to me.
You and me, the two of us.
I remember everything.
We couldn't communicate at all.
But in the middle of talking,
Masumoto-san started moving like this.
Masumoto-san and I were joking the most.
Everyone couldn't see it.
Masumoto-san and I couldn't see it at all.
You and me, the two of us.
And just before we took a break,
Masumoto-san suddenly started moving like this.
And when he stopped suddenly,
I heard a "shhh" sound.
Shhh.
And after that,
it started smelling really bad.
It was weird.
What kind of story is that?!
For Masumoto-san,
it might have been a normal story.
I should have told him about it.
But we couldn't communicate at all.
We couldn't say "it stinks!"
And I thought, "this is bad."
And we took a break.
And after Masumoto-san left,
I walked forward and followed him.
And after Masumoto-san left, I followed him.
And I was slow,
so it smelled like I was the only one who smelled it.
And as I walked forward,
all of the artists were like...
It stinks!
It stinks this much?!
What did you eat?!
It was crazy!
So basically,
we were victims of downtowns.
Victims!
Between me and the artists,
there is a huge wall.
And those people are the ones who built that wall.
I don't know if I should say this like a man, but I don't know what I'm saying.
It's a little lame.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you.
Gakuta-san, you were quite frank.
Gakuta-san, you were such a talkative person.
You talked like a woman.
But that's a little extreme, isn't it?
I don't think it's normal.
I don't want to be looked at for five minutes by someone who doesn't know anything.
Even your husband can't do it.
Even your husband can't do it?
As long as it's someone you like.
As long as it's someone you like?
You don't like me anymore, do you?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Their gentle talk has been exciting.
Next is...
The post office's new emperor, Roland-sama.
The image collapse's unexpected truth is exciting!
She told me I was really gross.
Well, that's where it got weird.
A woman told you you were gross?
No, I've never been told I was gross by a woman.
In addition, there are many famous sayings that make women around the world sick.
That's not true.
The post office was born for me to do it.
I think so.
However!
Due to a post office colleague's claim, the character completely collapsed!
It sounds like a famous saying, but it's just an excuse.
It's not an excuse, it's just lonely!
Well, let's have a toast!
Thank you for having us!
- What's this? Plum? - Shiso? Plum shiso!
By the way, do you come to places like this?
- Oh, a bar? - Yes.
- I grew up in a boys' high school. - Boys' high school?
- That's right. I was a writer in a girls' high school. - Really?!
- That's right! - That's a deep story!
- So, when I drink as a man, I get excited about places like this. - I see.
- I have a girlfriend now, but I can't live alone. - That's right.
- Have you ever aimed to become a soccer player? - No, I wasn't able to become a professional, so I became a host.
- Why? Why did you want to become a host? - At the time, the company called me.
- Yes, yes. - Yes.
- No way! - The company called me.
- Well, now you're one of the Roland Gorocks. - I see.
- Well, I've been born to be a host, right? I sometimes tell my customers that, but they say, "No, you weren't born to be a host."
- "No, you weren't born to be a host." - I think so.
- "No, you weren't born to be a host."
- So, for Roland, it's not that difficult to "drop" Natsuna?
- Well, it's the same for Natsuna, but I don't like the expression "dropping" very much. - I see.
- Well, when I'm up there, I'm pretty confident, so I say, "You go up there." - Oh, I see.
- Yes, it's not "dropping" but "waiting for you." - Oh!
- It's not "dropping" but "waiting for you." - Oh!
- Well, but I think it's faster to say "head" than "head." - That's right.
- Well, let's ask him a lot of questions!
- Roland-san, you're only 27 years old! - I'm only 27 years old!
- "What's the best thing you can do in a day?"
- 60 million yen! - 60 million yen!
- Is it for one person? - That's right.
- I don't know if it's a bad way to say it, but you have a lot of customers, don't you?
- That's right. We have quite a number of customers who use us.
- It's a bit of a sarcastic story, but do you have any physical contact with those customers?
- That's a really bad story. - I'm really curious about it!
- Roland-sama, have you ever fallen in a forbidden love with a customer?
- Well, you know the "UFO catcher" at the game center?
- If you keep putting in money and you still can't get it...
- Well, you don't want to leave this place, do you?
- And in the end, if you get that stuffed toy, you don't have that place anymore, do you? - That's right.
- And so, you know...
- If you fall, it's over.
- If you get caught, it's over.
- But if you make a mistake in a recent game center, you can tell the store owner about it, can't you? - That's right!
- Well, I don't have that side of me.
Well, I don't have that side of me either.
I feel like this guy is going to break the rules today.
I feel like I have to leave a nuance like that in this world.
That's right.
He retired from acting last year.
Yes.
From this year, he's been working in the background.
Oh, is that so?
That's right.
Currently, he's working as an employee at a host club.
He produces beauty products.
He runs a hair removal salon.
He imports champagne.
He even runs a tapioca store!
Wow, he's got a lot of skills.
That's amazing.
He's got a lot of skills.
He's fast.
But it seems like you used to live in a hotel suite room when you were active.
What?!
Yes.
Do you live in an apartment now?
No, I don't.
When you look around for a moment, you don't see any buildings or anything like that.
In the past, you know how host clubs used to look cool when you had money, right?
With cool watches and cool cars.
Yes.
I was in charge of the signboard of the clubhouse.
I had that side of me.
That's why I stayed in hotels that cost about 200,000 yen per night.
Wow.
I've been thinking about whether it's a waste of money or not.
Do you live like a politician?
Yes.
I usually only wear one set of clothes.
What?!
I was really surprised.
Jackets are expensive, right?
Yes.
How much is it?
I think it's about 300,000 to 400,000 yen.
Well, it's expensive, but it's not that expensive.
But what about pants and tank tops?
These are from UNIQLO.
I don't have any desire for objects for a moment.
I have three of the same things and wear them around.
You only have three of them?
That's right.
But in the end, I think it's up to me who wears them.
No, I mean...
You've been lied to.
But in the end, I think it's up to me who wears them.
What about pants?
I also wear three of them.
I also wear the same black one.
You only have three of them?
Yes.
What about laundry?
You don't have enough time, do you?
No, I don't have enough time.
It's not about what I wear.
Seriously, I have a watch on me.
When I bought it, it was about 5 million yen.
Now, it's about 10 million yen.
Why?
I don't know. I think it's because I'm wearing it.
Yes, that's it.
Sunglasses are always like that.
This is it.
It looks expensive.
This is also quite expensive.
Just one?
Hamada-san, put it on.
It's difficult.
Hamada-san, put it on.
It's difficult.
I don't know. I don't have this kind of glasses.
It doesn't suit me at all.
It suits you, doesn't it?
It doesn't suit me at all.
What is it?
It's amazing.
It's a super reflection.
What would you do if you were a boss?
No, no. If I were a boss...
It's impossible. It's impossible.
I would be a Filipino mafia.
I wouldn't go that far.
What would you do?
I would avenge you.
Recently, Filipino mafia has appeared in Shabani.
This looks bad.
That's right.
It suits you, doesn't it?
Does it suit me?
Today, I really wanted to ask you something.
Downtown-san, me, and among these three people,
who has the most qualities of a boss?
I see.
Interesting.
Who is it?
From Roland-sama's point of view,
among these three people, who has the most qualities of a boss?
There is one condition for a boss.
For example, there are women who are crying.
Most of them are men who don't show their handkerchiefs.
Then, as a man, it's a misunderstanding.
The condition of a boss is that they show their handkerchiefs and mirrors and say, "Your cute face is worthless."
These three people can say such things, but...
Who is it?
It's dangerous!
It's not there!
There is no such sensitive person.
Hey, wait a minute...
It's impossible for me, too.
There are some people who can't even put out a handkerchief.
Can you put out a handkerchief?
A handkerchief...
What are you doing?
Instead of putting out a handkerchief, something came out of my mouth.
Something came out of my mouth.
Something I've never seen came out of my mouth.
Unfortunately, these three don't seem to have any qualities of a host.
Let's learn a professional technique to make women happy!
If you become a host, you should remember it.
One is to put in a fake.
There are quite a few host songs called "Unao Cafe".
For example, if you sit next to a woman and say, "You have a beautiful face,"
In my case, if I sit next to Hamada-chan and say, "You have a beautiful face,"
Most girls will be happy.
But if you say, "I'm sorry. I was talking about my face with Hamada-chan's menu."
If you put in a fake and say, "What is it?"
It's a lie.
You know what I mean?
It's just lonely!
Putting in a fake is quite an important element.
Is it easy?
Does Matsumoto-san praise women?
No, I don't!
You don't?
I don't!
You can't praise me.
I don't praise you, so when I do, you say, "Wow!"
You're right.
Women work hard for that cute word.
That's right.
Are you happy to be praised?
You're happy, but...
I'll say it to you.
I'm sorry for people who praise me all the time.
I think it's a lie.
But I like people who praise me on a daily basis.
That's right.
Sometimes...
Roland is very popular for his cool quotes about women.
The books he collected are very popular.
That's right.
The quote book that was released last year was a big hit with more than 230,000 copies.
Natsuna also read it.
I like one of them, too.
When there's a traffic jam on the road...
Except for the cars you're driving...
It's all extras.
I called you, didn't I?
What are you talking about?
We've been together for a long time, so I called you, didn't I?
That's how it went.
I was in a traffic jam.
I really like it.
It's more than being in a traffic jam.
You know, when you're driving, you show your true self.
I'm very angry about it.
It's a lie!
But I called you, didn't I?
Of course it's a lie!
But you're trying to make me feel better.
Do you do that?
Of course I do!
When I say what I like...
I didn't say it out loud. I inhaled it.
You two look alike!
We're both 18 years old.
That's what I'm saying.
That theory is important.
When you're driving, you become human.
For example, when I was about 18 years old and I went on a date,
I got hit by a car on the way.
I came back from the date and there was no car.
That's really lame, isn't it?
Lame, isn't it?
If you admit defeat, it's over.
I can't protect Kotsururu. You're the only one I can protect.
That's what you said.
I can't protect Kotsururu. You're the only one I can protect.
Lame, isn't it?
I'd like to ask Roland-san, who has a wide range of vocabulary,
what you would say in this situation.
Nazra-chan, do you have a situation you'd like to ask?
Recently, people ask me if I'm Matsumoto-type or Hamada-type.
Matsumoto-type?
That's right.
People who work for a long time in the summer.
That's right.
That's when you're in trouble, isn't it?
You're in trouble.
I'm either one of them.
I'm not sure if it's Matsumoto-san, but it's either one of us.
That's right.
I can't protect Kotsururu. You're the only one I can protect.
You're muscular.
I'm not.
I'd say Matsumoto-type.
That's not true!
After this, Roland-sama's image has collapsed due to a leak from his junior host!
Roland-sama's image has collapsed due to a leak from his junior host!
One, two, three!
Roland-san's image has collapsed due to a leak from his junior host!
This is from Seiya-kun of the host!
I don't like to set an alarm for waking up, so when I go on a trip, I have to wake up directly at the specified time.
Roland-san, who has a bad sleeping habit, rarely wakes up.
He's awake.
Right now, he's just looking behind his eyelids.
Is it okay for me to look behind my eyes?
I can only hear junior high school students' excuses!
That's funny.
That's funny, right?
Yeah.
That's funny now.
That's funny.
Did he say something like that?
Do you say things like that to your juniors too?
If you say it like Meigen, it'll work out.
That's right.
Even though he's asleep.
Maybe it's because he's Roland-sama that he's forgiven.
From here, it's a family story wrapped in veils.
Roland-sama, who knows all about how women are treated, seems like he's only struggling with his little sister.
Don!
You two have too much in common!
There are two girls.
Right.
The first one is also from the junior host of the store.
I spent about an hour thinking about how to send LINE messages to my little sister,
and sent them at about 30cm in length,
and she was depressed that I only had one stamp.
What did you send her so much?
I'm having a hard time getting a job,
so I asked my mother in the distance,
and as a senior in society,
I spent about 30 minutes and sent her really long messages.
She read them in about a second,
and said she only had one stamp.
She was like, 'Okay.'
Poor thing!
What I want to say is that the experience of being treated like a woman is gradually disappearing.
The immunity is gradually disappearing.
Besides, there are paid and free stamps.
The paid stamp is ranked high, but for me, it's like I'm in the first place.
At least make it high quality.
Make it free.
I think that's a good weakness of yours, Roland.
If you're in a relationship like that, it'll be hard for your little sister to find a boyfriend.
But I've met her once.
Meeting...
After this, there's an unexpected development with his little sister!
She said, "I really like you."
Well, that's where it all started.
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It's real!
Really!
If you're in a relationship like that, it's hard for you to have a boyfriend for your little sister.
I've met her once.
If you approach her too much, she'll be suspicious of you.
I want to say hello to you, too.
Let's set up together.
Let's eat something delicious.
I was pretty hungry today, too.
I don't know.
Before you met her?
Before I met her.
I don't know where you're from.
But...
Don't say it!
Actually, when I met her...
She was annoyingly nice.
Annoyingly nice?
On the contrary, it made me angry.
Annoyingly nice?
She went out with me 30 minutes before meeting me.
That's amazing!
She's annoying, isn't she?
She's a little desperate.
I want to tell you something about my little sister.
I want you to leave my little sister alone.
Wow!
To be honest, you don't look like a better man than me.
I can't leave my little sister to you unless you're a better man than me.
So I asked you to break up with me.
What?
Did you break up with me?
You were a good man.
I was a little pissed off.
A few days later...
My boyfriend said...
Hey, big brother.
You're too annoying.
I can't do it anymore.
So we broke up.
Did you say goodbye to your little sister?
Yes, I did.
That's terrible!
I thought it was terrible.
But you helped me get back on my feet.
I'm working hard, so I'll do what I like.
I'll support you.
I thought you weren't such a good brother.
Big brother, you're really gross.
I was told that.
That's how we broke up.
You're gross.
I've never been told "you're gross" by a woman.
After the recording, Ms. Natsuna gave Mr. Roland a serious advice.
By the way, I'm in this profession.
When I'm asked, "Do you have a boyfriend?"
I want to make you feel good whether you have one or not.
Sometimes, when I say I don't have one, people get mad at me.
I'm a man like Royale Straits and Flash.
Royale Straits and Flash?
It's a double-edged sword!
Royale Straits and Flash?
Oh, never mind.
I'm cute like I am now.
On the contrary.
I'm cute.
Mr. Roland is unfair.
There is a perfect part and a part that you think is cute.
I think everyone can't look away.
But I really don't like being called "pecopa".
No way!
Well, next week,
Tsuyoshi Muro and Tetsuro Degawa will...
I'm looking forward to it!
Next week...
A man who caught up with the times of Muro and Degawa!
Tsuyoshi Muro is aiming for Prime Minister Koizumi!
Degawa is banned from downtown!
Don't miss it!