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Ready? 4, 3, 2, 1
"Honda" wins for the first time!
What's up?
Are you going to go again with a cheerful voice?
It's not like that.
Don't you want to do it?
What?
Don't you want to do it?
Title call.
You want to do it?
I'm a white-faced man.
I don't want to do it in such a complicated and easy- to-understand way.
I want to do it.
"Honda" wins for the first time!
Let's call the title!
3, 2, 1
I'm serious.
Please remember the title.
I don't remember the title.
We're drinking buddies.
I'm Yamasaki Anna.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
What are you doing here?
What?
It's not like that.
Mr. Tanaka Miyami and Mr. Natsuno are very busy because of this show.
They don't come here when they're busy.
But I have my own way of working.
There are a lot of interesting women announcers on Fuji TV.
I'd like you to drink with me.
That's right.
They're drinking buddies.
They can't drink together anymore.
How about drinking buddies?
Let me introduce you to five candidates.
Before that...
Tonight's "downtown men" are...
"Honda" group, "beshotetsuya" and "hashigozake".
Is that so?
Of course it is!
Let me introduce you three young announcers!
You all seem to have a lot of habits!
First of all, I'm Inoue Seika.
I'm 24 years old and still young.
Anyway, I'm cute!
Inoue and Sugihara are in the same age group.
I'm pretty cute, but I love variety shows.
I'd like to see it!
I'd like to do variety shows.
I'm a little weak in alcohol, but I'll do my best even if it's red wine.
She said she'd do her best.
She's a little negative about Miyazawa.
She likes to say, "Why me?"
I'm not that good of a drinker.
No, you're not!
But from a different angle,
you can talk about various female hobbies as a drinker.
I'd like to drink with Shimada-san.
I'm afraid of his face, but he's actually a good guy.
I don't think it's necessary to talk about women on radio and TV.
I don't think it's necessary.
But it's a Fuji TV show.
I'll think about it.
I'd like you to do it.
The answer for this time is...
"Otato"!
There are still many cheap and delicious restaurants.
With the help of alcohol,
there are many people who want to talk about downtown.
Let's go!
This way!
It's fast and...
The rotation is fast.
You're right.
I think it's better to go home early.
I work in a local business, so I don't have a home.
Really?
But when I get off work for a while, I get angry.
"Otato"!
I can't go out like that.
Tonight's "Downtown Now" is...
The life of a married couple that has been wrapped up in veil by "Heisei no Utahime"
"Hashigotake", who confesses everything!
"Koura Kumi", who is a sexy and cool woman!
"Otto", who is married for the ninth year, is shocked at his wife's face!
In short, it's a disaster!
A big failure of Kawahara!
That's not possible!
Of course!
When you say it, you put a tatami on it and say "Uwaaah"!
No, I mean, it's normal to get into a fight!
But it doesn't mean you won't get into a fight!
If you drink, you won't fight!
That's right!
A married couple's life that has never been revealed so far...
They drink and confess everything!
Hey! Who do you think you are?
You're drinking with such a low voice!
Burn me up!
Scary, scary, scary...
You know...
Tonight's "fooday" is...
No! That's right, that's right, that's right!
Refreshing musical actor, Tetsuya Ressho!
The image of a hamster has collapsed!
A dangerous fact has been discovered!
I'm not a hamster lover!
Like this!
Wait, wait! This is bad for your vision!
Furthermore!
Shocked at his abnormal behavior!
All right! That's not true!
Tonight's stage is "Botanda and Nakameguro".
As you eat delicious fish, you can't help but drink alcohol!
The first stop is the store where Kumi Koda, an artist with 20 years of debut, is waiting for you.
Here it is!
It's Mr. Kiyotake!
It is a popular store for salarymen who enjoy a reasonable taste of high-quality izakaya menu in an at- home store.
Kumi Koda, an artist with 20 years of debut, is waiting for you!
Let's talk about Kumi Koda, who is sexy and cool, and what kind of person he is!
It's my first time!
Is it true?
We haven't met for a long time!
It's been a long time!
We've met many times on "Hey! Hey!"
Hello!
Nice to meet you! I'm Kumi Koda!
Nice to meet you!
It's been a long time!
Nice to meet you!
Here it is!
It's Kumi Koda!
Nice to meet you!
It's been a long time!
It's true!
It's been 9 years!
9 years?!
Really?!
9 years?!
Her CD sales exceeded 12 million copies!
"Heisei no Utahime," Kumi Koda!
In 2004, she started "Cutie Honey,"
"Cutie Honey," Kumi Koda!
and became a big break as a sexy and cool woman!
She won many music awards, including Japan Record Award!
The best albums released in 2005 and 2006 were both more than 1 million copies!
In 2011, she married a rock band vocalist!
In her ninth year of marriage, she is now a mother of a seven-year-old boy!
Tonight, it's obvious about their married life that hasn't been revealed yet!
Your things are like my things...
But...
Wife, Koda Kumi is a giant!
Husband is a tough guy with a fierce look on his face!
What are you doing with your husband?
^#&*!
- Isn't it the same?! - What are you saying?!
- But... - But...
- It's a crime!
- I've seen it too. - I've seen it too.
Koda team is in big trouble!
Let's cheers!
Cheers!
By the way, do you have any memories of "Hey! Hey! Hey!"?
I went to pick up a lot of mochikura.
I remember it in the city.
"Hey! Hey! Hey!" was the first time I appeared on "Cutie Honeycoin" TV.
Mr. Hamada said, "If you do it now, you'll definitely get caught."
"Hey! Hey! Hey!"?
I remember it when I was 22 years old.
Don't you remember it, Mr. Hamada?
No, it's like...
Was it when you first met me?
I remember you saying, "Wow, you're amazing."
Would you like to watch it?
What?
It's on VTR.
Really?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
According to the material...
You've been on the sexy line of "no bra, tea bag" since your debut.
Sexy?
Since my debut, I've never been asked "thank you."
Are you wearing a tea bag today?
Today, I'm...
Let me see your butt.
Wait a minute!
I'm afraid you'll get mad at me.
What are you doing?
It's the other way around!
Aren't you wearing a tea bag today?
Let me see your butt!
What do you mean, "tea bag"?
I don't want to wear it for the rest of my life.
I was too nervous.
I wanted to sell it, but I couldn't.
What?
It's a lip service.
It's not a tea bag. Let me see your butt.
What are you doing?
How did you do it?
But at the time, you said, "What are you doing?"
When you were tied up by Hama-chan, you thought you could sell it.
There's an urban legend.
In an urban legend, Hama-chan ties you up and you become number one.
If you had tied me up, I might have sold it more.
You did it!
But what made her become so sexy?
Actually, there is a sad story behind it.
What made you become so sexy?
I was really fat when I debuted.
For example, when I'm taking pictures, even if I look straight at the camera, the cameraman keeps telling me to look sideways.
No matter who says it, you have to look sideways.
No matter what camera I look at, I have to look sideways.
What are you guys doing?
Why?
My face is red.
So, I had a complex about my face.
If my face is ugly, I have to make other parts of my face look good.
My waist was thin, so I had to make other parts of my face look good.
That's how I became a fashionista.
You became more and more sexy.
You were amazing!
As a result of that, Mr. Boda's fame, "sexy and cool," broke so much that it became a famous word.
The sales at the time were incredible.
In 2005 and 2006, both of his test albums sold double million copies.
Thank you very much.
In 2006, he sold 127 million copies.
He sold 12 commercials.
How much can you make?
I don't know. How much can you make?
I don't know.
I'm sure ABEX will pay you.
Really?
That's what I think.
It's a share, isn't it?
It's a percentage of what's left.
12 commercials is a lot of money.
It's not like "Sungaria" or anything like that.
That's terrible!
Including the interest...
It's not much.
How much does it cost? Hundreds of millions?
Huh? Me?
Yes.
It doesn't cost that much!
But it's not like you're in it right now.
No, it's not like I'm in it right now.
Your voice is a little low.
Koda-san, who achieved such a great success, got married in 2011.
Let's ask her what kind of person her husband is and how they met!
In 2011, she got married to Kenji Surii, a rock band back on.
She is now a mother of a seven-year-old boy.
How old is your sister?
Yes, she's two years younger.
She's half Taiwanese and half Japanese.
How did you meet?
I wrote a song for my sister.
It was a really good song, so I said, "I want you to write this song, too," and introduced it to my sister.
While I was making the song, she said, "You have a lot of sense."
You fell in love with her because of her sense?
Yes! She said, "You're talented! This melody is really good!"
Does that mean you've been dating since you were little?
Yes, yes, yes.
I see.
Is it like that at home, too?
I'm always quiet at home.
You're really quiet!
I can't believe it!
The meaning of "quiet" is different, isn't it?
No, no, no! My husband also talks a lot.
Does that mean you're a talkative person?
That's right, that's right.
What?!
That's right.
How do you say it with your husband?
Power balance.
What?!
Isn't it the same?!
That way of saying it is...
No, no, no! I think it's the same!
I'm paying a lot of attention to it.
Then I'd like to hide it for a while.
Koda says that the couple's power balance is the same, but let's ask her husband about it!
Koda and his husband's appearance is...
In one word...
No, no, no!
Koda is a powerful man!
No, no, no!
If your husband says it, it's true!
No, no, no!
I'm getting testimony from my husband!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
He always has his own pace and the feeling of involving others is the same!
And after that, he adds one more word!
Of course, in a good way!
Wow!
Isn't it the same?
If you say this to your husband...
Isn't it the same?
Me? Not at all!
No, I'm sure you have something to say!
When you say it, you cover it up and say it!
No, so there's only a little fight!
I don't usually...
But it's not like you don't get into a fight!
Nobita doesn't oppose it!
Is that so?
But sometimes your husband gets a little mad at you, right?
There are a lot of times when he says "accept it!"
For example, when you have kids and you have to take off your clothes...
For example, when you have to do the laundry...
Obviously, you want to wear the shoes your husband took off...
But if you say "what would you do if you had to do the laundry?"
Me?
Who else would it be but you?
Do you get it?
My son is wearing shoes that smell like this!
Do you get it?
Me?
You!
Who else would it be but you?
Of course, you get mad...
But I really like Chagussy's way of appealing.
He gets mad when you don't accept it.
I don't want to worry about it for a day!
If you ask me, I'm the type of person who looks like this and walks back.
That's amazing.
I didn't think you were like that.
I'm a giant!
That's right! You're a wind!
Mr. Koda is suspected of being a giant's wife?
In addition, it seems that she has a lot of dissatisfaction with her husband's attitude.
It seems that your husband had a hard time, too.
Mr. Koda and his husband were under a lot of pressure, weren't they?
That's right. All of a sudden, I felt like I was being stabbed in the face.
I got used to it.
What do you mean?
What do you mean you don't like your husband's attitude of stabbing you in the face?
When I go out and say, "Isn't it like this?"
He says, "Yeah, yeah."
I'm like, "Yeah, yeah."
But even at home, even when I'm tired and I'm home, I raise my voice and say, "I'm home."
I don't like it.
I raise my voice and say, "I'm home."
When I say, "I'm home," he says, "Yeah, yeah."
That's it.
He doesn't say anything for about two seconds.
What are you doing in your house?
Do you understand?
Do you feel it?
I had a lot of pressure coming back from my house.
I keep saying, "Can you raise your voice and say you're home?"
He's scary.
What happened between you two?
Did you two say, "You're home."?
I'm like, "Thank you for telling me."
But if it's like that, it's equal.
If we're connected and say "yes" to each other,
I think we're done.
Shut up!
I'm your husband's ally.
Shut up!
Is it like this?
When you two go home, you're not so excited.
It's not like we're not excited.
It's not like we're like, "I'm home!"
We're like, "I'm home!"
How excited are you?
It's normal.
Can you say "I'm home"?
I want you to say it.
Can you say it?
I'll never forgive you for that.
I'm back.
If you're looking for someone who's back, say "Welcome back."
Sometimes I say it, but sometimes I don't say it.
If you don't say it and say "Welcome back," I'll say "Oh."
"Oh?" That makes sense.
Let's say "Down, down."
That's what I'm talking about.
I want you to say it.
Down, down. I'm back.
Sometimes we even hide.
When you say "I'm back," you're like "Where are you?"
That's definitely fun.
Even if you're so excited all of a sudden, I'm excited too.
If you watch American dramas, you're like "Hey!"
You're like "Hi, welcome back."
American dramas have staff around them.
It seems that her admiration for foreign dramas influenced her to get married.
Sumitani Anna's testimony reveals Koda's troublesome side.
Sumitani says that when Kumi was influenced by foreign dramas and went to a high-end brand store,
Kumi wanted to be turned around by a man and walked around like a thief,
but it didn't happen at the time.
She got into a big fight in the car on her way home.
But I don't think it's that bad.
I see.
It's a little better outside.
Like wearing sunglasses.
You say that a lot.
I don't like it.
When we got home, we were like, "Why didn't you do it like you did at home?"
Even though it's long inside the house, if you're taken out for a weekday,
and you're seen doing something really bad outside, you'll get that kind of image.
Why don't you do it like you do at home?
If you say it like that, I'm like, "No, I didn't do it like that."
"No, you didn't do it like that." I'm like, "No, you didn't do it like that."
"No, you didn't do it like that." It was like that.
It was raining like crazy.
Burn it down!
When we got home, my husband would definitely apologize.
I'm sorry. Honestly!
I was looking for your wedding anniversary present and you took it first.
No, I wasn't taking it, I was looking for it!
What?!
Do you know what I mean?!
No, I didn't do it like that.
No, you didn't do it like that.
Basically, my husband apologizes to me.
Don't you apologize to yourself first?
Of course I do, but...
If it's bad for me, of course.
If it's bad for you, of course.
For example, when you fight with your wife,
do you apologize to her first?
It's true.
When they fight in the downtown, do they apologize to each other?
To be honest, I don't apologize that much.
Then, does your wife put up with it?
What are you talking about?
We don't fight that much.
You're right.
But it's bad for you.
That's right.
Even if it's a little bad for me, I make a lot of money.
That's too real.
What about you, Mr. Hakado?
Sometimes I can't stop apologizing.
I didn't want to hear it!
What?
I didn't want to hear it!
No, no.
When we argue, he's amazing and I'm like, "Whoa!"
I can't stop.
Does that ever happen?
It does, it does.
I can't stop.
I can't stop!
I can't stop.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's all I can say.
Wow!
You're an adult!
I am an adult.
What about you, Mr. Sakohami?
I apologize right away.
Even if I don't think it's bad for me, I apologize.
That's annoying, too!
That's why!
You got caught!
But that's really good!
Right?!
I'm like, "Me too!"
I can't say it.
When you apologize, you lose your energy for a second.
But you're apologizing because you want to calm down.
You're depressed for a second and you can't say it again.
No, if it's like that, you're...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Right, right, right!
Can you calm down?
Right, right, right!
It happens.
After this, men will claim it!
People's mobile phones are fine!
No, no, no, no, no!
It's under $1000!
But is it worth it?
It's worth it!
This is the first time for Motto to reveal his identity as a member of Giant Korra.
Anyway, it's too strict!
You're taking someone else's wallet for free!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
You shouldn't do that!
You're out! Out!
I'm not trying to see bad things.
Crime! Crime!
Your things are my things.
Giant Korra! Giant Korra!
But Giant Korra is different.
My things are your things.
So you don't have to see bad things.
When do you see bad things?
When you answer the phone.
You answer the phone?!
But the worst thing is...
When you answer the phone, your manager will say, "Sorry, I'm going downstairs. I'll call you back."
If you don't know him, you don't answer the phone?
I do.
Why is that?
Why do you answer the phone?
For example, you have a child.
For example, you finish work at a certain time.
Or you say, "Can you do me a favor today?"
So basically...
Huh? I don't know what you're talking about today.
No, no. Don't answer it!
Don't answer it!
Leave it alone!
Crime! Crime!
That's why you answer my manager's phone.
No, no, no.
Your husband will say it.
Stop it! Stop it!
No, I've been watching you since you came out.
Your husband has been watching you since you came out.
Your husband's testimony.
"Since you're doing that, it's normal for me.
When I first saw you on the phone,
I felt like lies and secrets didn't work for you.
Since then, I've been trying to make up for it with my heart."
No, you...
This is...
No, you...
This is bad!
No, you...
Not at all.
It's okay.
You're overreacting.
So we can watch you at all.
If you get a call from someone...
For example, you get a call from a girl you don't know.
Who is it?
You can say it like you really mean it.
Who is it?
"Who is it?" "Who is it?"
The stage of the party with Koda-san is a new Izakaya Kiyotake which has been operating for more than 60 years in Otanda.
Homemade dishes loved by many salarymen and delicious roasts that are baked one by one can be tasted reasonably.
The recommended dish of the restaurant is a gyoza stuffed with a lot of ingredients.
Sakagami-san also tries it.
Wow, it's delicious.
The highball goes well with delicious dishes.
Koda-san and his husband's appearance.
From now on, they will debate with men.
It's noisy in the bathroom.
This is troublesome.
Koda-san's opinion.
If you don't sit in the bathroom...
If you don't sit in the bathroom, you will be very angry.
Once you get tired of it and stand up,
you will think, 'Damn it, I'm going to sit in the bathroom!'
You will get angry and sit in the bathroom.
It's not funny.
I won't get angry like this.
You think you should be punished for doing this.
It's true that you should be punished for doing this.
If you clean up at home, you don't have to clean up everywhere, but you'll get punished a lot.
Do you really clean up the bathroom only a little bit?
I'm sure the person who did it will be punished.
You make me do this much.
You can't leave anything at home.
You have to leave your own habits at home.
It's hard to clean up like that.
- It's good, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
I do a lot of housework myself.
Does it fly that much?
Sometimes it doesn't even lift me up.
It doesn't lift you up at all?
I don't lift you up in the same way.
- I know what you mean. - I know.
- It's terrible. - That's the worst.
It's wet.
It doesn't lift you up at all.
It's terrible.
It doesn't lift you up at all.
It's terrible.
It doesn't lift you up at all.
- Why does it get wet? - It's terrible.
It's terrible.
He regrets his choice of house.
This time!
What kind of house is it?
It's amazing.
It's quite luxurious.
Not at all.
This is Kumi Koda's 9th year of marriage.
It's a picture of her at a flower viewing party in her house.
It's a grand procession.
What kind of house is it?
Is it real?
Yes, it's a flower viewing party.
It's a grand procession.
Not at all.
Let me drink it.
Not at all.
I want you to give it to me.
Koda lives in such a grand house.
The cars he drives are also amazing.
This testimony is from Ryoko Shinohara, an actress who is close with her family.
Ryoko Shinohara's testimony.
One day, Kumi-chan came to pick me up in her car.
Then, like a tanker, a very large car came and a very small Kumi-tan came out of it and it was cute.
What an idiot says.
We often go out together and invite other families, so the bigger one is the driver.
Do you drive yourself?
I'm my own driver.
When we decided to go out for dinner, I said, "Come on, I'll pick you up."
When we ate together, we talked about down-to- earth things.
That's right.
I didn't know there was such a connection.
Originally, Ryoko-chan's son was about five or four years old at the time.
He was a fan of Koda and had taken a ticket himself and been with his family.
I said, "Really?" and said hello.
From there, I went to see Masachika-san's performance as a family item.
Do you still talk about work at that time?
"Oh, it was hard." I always say.
"It was hard back then." Ryoko-chan says.
It's not like that.
Ryoko-chan also sent a message to Downtown-san.
Mr. Hamada and Ms. Matsumoto, I couldn't drink alcohol when I met you two, but it's my dream to be with you at a seat like that one day.
Ryoko-chan, you're in a bad mood.
Mr. Shinohara, we're looking forward to your appearance in Downtown Now!
Hot girls, Giants, Kona team's appearance!
And last but not least...
Wow, you're so strict about comedy.
"Mr. Hamada, we often go to comedy shows together, but even though you were laughing next to me, in the car on the way home, you suddenly said 'what's so funny about that duo?' and said 'it's no good.'
Wow, you're so different from adults.
No, we often go to shows like Lumine.
The one in Shinjuku.
And you know, you work hard, so you don't end up laughing.
"On the way home, you said 'hey, you should quit.'
You're so funny.
But I'm not a comedian, so I'm sorry for saying 'what are you talking about?'
Mr. Yamasaki, you should work harder in the future, too.
But you said 'it's no good.'
No, no, no.
But you know...
You're saying 'it's no good.'
No, no, I'm serious.
But...
But you said it in the car on the way home, didn't you?
It's been a while since I laughed like that.
You're so funny.
You should quit.
In Nakameguro's shop, an actor, Tetsuya Besho, is quite drunk and waiting for his turn.
"You seem to be in high spirits, don't you?" "Yes, yes."
"Not yet." "Ah, he's here."
Wait a minute.
"Hey, you!" "What?"
"Ao-san!" "Are you drunk already?" "I'm drunk."
"You're lying!" "No, I'm not."
"You're lying, aren't you?" "What?"
"You're lying, aren't you?" "No, I'm not."
"How long have you been waiting for?" "I've been waiting for about an hour."
"You're lying!" "I'm not."
"You're lying, aren't you?" "I've been drinking for a long time."
Hey, give me a drink.
Oh, my God.
"By the way, this is Tetsuya Besho." "Thank you for the drink."
"I'm not drunk yet." "When I opened the door, it said 'Bonasera'."
"Are you not drunk yet?" "No, I'm not."
"You're lying." "No, I'm not."
"Tetsuya Besho is amazing." "I haven't drunk until now."
You're lying!
"I've been eating all day." "I'm hungry." "Is Besho like this?" "No, I'm not." "Let's drink." "Let's drink."
"I'm counting on you, Tetsuya Besho." "Let's party with rum and ham." "Margherita." "You like ham, don't you?" "Let's party with ham." "I don't like it." "I have a bad feeling about this."
Speaking of Tetsuya Besho...
I'd like you to check out his movements as well as Jinno's.
He's a veteran actor with 33 years of acting experience.
In "The Miserable", a song-and-dance musical, he played the lead role.
He also has a deep connection with George Lucas.
As a creator who aims for Hollywood, he also shows his presence.
Margherita.
It's like a commercial for food.
He's also famous for being a ham lover.
His scandals are similar to those of Kaimu.
His image is refreshing and clean.
However...
"I'm in trouble. Is it okay for me to be so drunk?" "Everyone knows that."
When he's drunk, he makes explosive remarks.
I don't like ham that much.
Wait, wait. This is bad for my eyes.
What's more...
When his image explodes, he gets shocked.
Besho, you're not supposed to do that!
Cheers!
What's this?
Double ginger.
Shall we get started?
Besho's profile is simple, but...
Besho Tetsuya, 54 years old.
He debuted in "The Law of K.O."
In 1987, he debuted as an actor in the law department of K.O. University.
He's so smart.
Amazing!
Three years later, he debuted in "Crisis 2050" as an actor.
Thank you.
I can't speak English well.
Yes, I do.
Does everyone know this movie?
I watched it.
Really?
Thank you.
It's a very boring movie.
Yes, I do.
No, I don't think so.
Yes, I don't think so.
I was surprised.
Who was the main character?
Charlton Heston.
Really?
Beha.
He's very famous.
Charlton Heston is from North America.
You too.
What did you call him?
Charlton Heston.
Everytime I hear Mr. Heston, I think of him as a senior and a great man.
But since it's Hollywood, I heard he was a completely different person.
Mr. Bessho went to Hollywood as soon as he made his debut.
He was surprised at the huge contrast with Japan.
What's the comparison with Japan?
From the first round.
When I made my debut, I got $100,000.
At the time, it was a 140 yen rate, so I got $14,000.
What?!
In my debut movie.
What?!
Wow.
It came out in sports magazines.
But half of it was tax money, right?
Well, well, well.
But it wasn't just the gyms over there.
Oteate.
That's right. There was a party house called Oteate every day.
What?
And all the places where we lived and all the cars.
All of them were there.
What?!
So you wanted to go up to Hollywood like that?
I really wanted to go up there.
I wanted to go up there, but I wanted to make my second movie, so I auditioned on the spot.
Can you do karate?
How about martial arts?
Japanese people are too tall for you.
So-called Asian people.
So I came back to Japan.
As a trendy actor.
Yes, yes, yes.
I hugged a bunch of people.
I'm a trendy actor.
Trendy, trendy, trendy actor.
And then, six years later, Muldy Hum came out.
You tell money.
But really, you have a strong image of people like Hum, don't you?
Oh, Hum.
Since 1996, he has appeared in a commercial for Muldy Hum and become known as "Hum."
This year again, Hum's people.
Muldy's Oseibo.
When it comes to Bessho-san, it's Hum.
When it comes to Hum, it's Bessho-san's image.
Why did you do Muldy Hum?
At the time, before I did the commercial for Muldy Hum,
I wanted it to be strong enough for one night stand.
Don't you think I'm strong?
Because you're big?
Because my body is big.
That's why...
I don't know.
I know why I'm casted.
If you can't do it, I can't do it.
I'm in trouble. Is it okay if I'm drunk?
It's okay.
Does everyone know?
No?
Well, he's a handsome man with a good education history.
He's a Bessho-san who is active in the movie industry and has nowhere to go.
To tell you the truth about Muldy Hum,
we have received various suggestions from people who want us to ask them.
Here.
Hum's Hum.
Bessho-san's Muldy Hum.
What?
Muldy Hum?
From now on,
the person who is related to Bessho-san's hidden image,
who is thought to be a personality disorder,
will be announced!
Will it be okay?
My friend's testimony.
What testimony?
He likes ham, but...
It's not like that!
Ah, there it is.
It's true that you don't eat much.
If this is true, it's quite a shock!
First of all, it's Ririko-chan!
Your friend.
Yes, Ririko-san.
Before, when we went to Italy together,
When I ordered raw ham,
Oh, nice!
Looks good!
I was excited about it,
But I don't eat it at all.
Maybe it's because it's not a commercial ham,
I'm not sure if you really like ham.
I see.
Furthermore, Morikubiko-san!
Mr. Morikubiko!
I'll say it now,
I don't think you were very interested in ham.
Me and Bessho-kun,
Because we thought you liked ham,
We ordered ham katsu many times at the site,
But when we decided on ham katsu, we said 'sauce,'
But we've never touched important ham.
What do you think?
You've already quit, so it's fine, right?
Well...
Ham...
Sauce, right?
Don't you like it?
If you're going to say it, say it more.
Well, for me...
Sauce, right?
How many times do I have to say it?
Sauce...
I like grilled meat.
You like meat?
No, ham is still...
But...
If it's ham...
It has to be really thick ham steak.
But...
This is...
This is delicious!
Wait, wait!
Don't say it in front of me!
No, it's delicious!
It's delicious, it's really delicious.
No, no!
You said something thick last time.
That's why...
That's why I bought it.
Well, you got the answer, right?
That's right.
By the way, I don't like ham!
You don't like it, right?
Yes!
Then, suspicion 2.
Ham person.
Tetsuya Bessho's suspicion.
Family testimony.
What is it?
Abnormal level of harassment.
How abnormal is it?
It's from my daughter.
My dad...
Always presses the elevator button repeatedly, so it's embarrassing.
Oh, no, no, no.
Also, when we go out...
Every minute...
Still...
Chasing me.
I don't like it.
My wife.
My husband doesn't think of himself as a harasser.
But on the outside, he's a harasser.
Before we arrive at the restaurant...
He calls me and asks me for a drink.
What?!
Abnormal level of harassment.
That's right!
Oh, I'm not good at it.
No, on the phone.
What?!
Tell me when you arrive!
No, you want a drink as soon as you arrive, don't you?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, that's why I told you earlier today.
Oh, I see!
That's right!
No, but I really wanted to order it.
You can have a toast right away.
But I don't think it's a good idea to keep pressing the elevator button.
But you know, if you keep pressing it, it'll disappear, right?
"Oh, um..." "There's an elevator." "Yes, there is."
"If you press it twice, it disappears." "Yes, that's right."
That's how much everyone knows about it.
"What should we do?" "What should we do?"
Hahahahaha!
Actually, if you take a look at Bessho's suspicion of high value and other surveys,
There's a lot more!
With that said, let's pursue it even further!
If the clerk's bag is late at the convenience store, you do it yourself!
"Oh, I'm scared!" "Oh, I'm scared!"
I'm scared of this pressure!
"Yes, it's the same!" "Yes, it's the same!"
Yes, it's the same!
"Yes, it's the same!" "Really?!"
"Yes, it's the same!" "This is..."
"Yes, it's the same!" "Do you do it yourself?"
Even if you put it in right away, it won't come true.
"That's right!" "That's right!"
If I put it in and set the timer in the meantime,
"It'll end at about the same time." "That's right!"
"It's the most efficient!" "That's right!"
Because I don't think it's normal for a clerk
To leave that bag to the clerk!
"I don't think so!" "I don't think so!"
I thought of that!
When I ordered a coffee from a convenience store,
I asked for a cup first!
I didn't ask for a bag!
"I asked for a cup first!" "I put the coffee in!"
I finished everything and put in a cup!
Like a clerk!
"I know!" "I see!"
"Isn't it bad timing?" "It's bad timing!"
"I know that!" "If you get it first,"
"You put it in first!" "That's right!"
That's what I said now!
That's right!
And this!
Don't lick the candy ball!
I can't do this!
Please lick it!
Isn't it basic to bite it in your mouth?
No, no!
Because if you bite a candy ball,
The back of your teeth will stick together!
That's it!
Don't lick the candy ball!
Should I lick it?
Is that so?
Yes, and three more!
If you eat it,
You lower your appetite immediately!
Ah, yes!
Yes!
This is the same for me!
But as a wife,
Don't you hate it?
No, I also
Lower my appetite immediately!
Because,
If you leave the plate open forever,
You don't like it!
I don't like it!
It's hard to eat!
So, strangely,
Because we don't use this,
If you push it,
Like this,
Ah, I know!
Like this,
We use it like this!
Um, can we eat this?
Please eat it!
Sorry for saying like that,
We see!
No, in the end,
I don't like all the snacks
At downtown!
enrollment more and more things,
I like downtown as I expected!
The party stage here,
Where downtown places' heat levels rise,
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You can't wait for a minute for a cup of ramen.
- Really? - Yeah.
It's impossible, isn't it?
What's the reason for waiting for a minute?
I think it's because it's written a little more than usual.
You can't wait for a minute for a cup of ramen.
I'll add hot water.
I'll add a lot of it.
What?
You'll crush it?
I'll crush it and drink the soup.
- It's hard, isn't it? - It's hard, isn't it?
Look at his face when he explains it.
- I'm sure there are people who agree with me. - Really.
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- Let's prepare it. - What?
Let's do it.
- You can't wait for a minute for a cup of ramen. - No, I can't.
Wow, you're taking care of me.
- I'll go first. - Can I?
- Yes. - I'll do it.
- What do you usually do? - Can I eat it?
- Go ahead. - Can I eat it?
Can I?
- I don't know how to do it. - What?
- I see. I'll do it right away.
- What? - Isn't it too much?
Let's not use it for TV.
After this, he'll eat it all.
He'll say it out loud.
- What? - It's a lie.
It's definitely a lie.
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All life forms?
I don't know how to do it.
What?
I see. I'll do it right away.
What?
Isn't it too much?
Let's not do it on TV.
I'll do it normally.
Look at me.
Not yet.
It's not hard.
I can't put chopsticks in it.
What time is it now?
12 seconds.
Isn't it too much?
Look at me.
It's not hard at all.
Look at me.
It's hard.
Isn't it too much?
Isn't it about 30 seconds?
Can I do it now?
No, you can't.
No way.
You can't do it.
I can sympathize with you now.
No way.
Lift it up.
Can you do it now?
Not at all.
I'll do it normally.
I won't put this in it.
I won't put this tempura in it.
Why?
It'll be messy.
I'll take it off.
Can you do it?
Some people like it and some people don't like it.
I put it in first.
I put it in later.
You put it in later.
This is also 3 minutes.
Why?
I see.
I took off the lid.
Give it back to me.
What is it?
You're lying on TV.
You're lying.
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