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Tonight's "Downtown Low" is...
"Can we say goodbye now?", "Strawberry Salmon"!
It's Shuku and Kouhaku's first appearance, "Smile! Foot 2"!
The members are really irritated by Nakai and Masahiro, who love them so much!
At the dressing room after being teased by Nakai, the singer said...
That guy is really weird. I'm not a toy!
That's a lie! You'll make humans insane!
"What kind of calculation is that?" he said. "That's really lame."
Even Nakai can't forgive you.
Kouhai's Johnny's group, "Kinpuri 2" is full of jealousy!
Hira's show is amazing. I'm jealous.
I can't win.
You can talk, too.
That's right. I can talk, too.
No, you couldn't.
Stop it! Stop it!
You have a bad taste!
Be in the same seat as the general public!
Single mother, Ritsuko Tanaka.
She's been a married couple for 13 years out of her 15 years of marriage life!
You've been a married couple for 13 years.
I don't think I can do it for the second year.
That's too soon!
I think you should cheat on me.
That's a mask.
Why do only women have to think like that?
What's more, her image has collapsed!
That's lame!
Stop it!
That's the worst!
Tonight's stage is Jiyugaoka, which is at the top of the list of places you want to live in.
There are a lot of stylish and delicious restaurants.
We'll also introduce a hamburger that Hamada-san loves!
Honda-tei! Hashigotoke!
Thank you!
We were all waiting for you, Hamada-san.
I have a bad memory about Jiyugaoka.
While walking around Jiyugaoka, I couldn't go home until I met a celebrity.
When I was planning this show, I couldn't meet a celebrity at all because it was cold.
So I went home on my own.
Jiyugaoka was more free than anyone else.
Was there such a thing?
I wonder if it won't come again today.
First of all, in the first shop,
SMILE FOOD 2, who will appear for the first time in this year's Kouhaku, will be waiting for you!
Here we are!
This is it!
Trattoria Cassid, right?
It's a restaurant where you can enjoy authentic Italian food with a thick line of oysters and seafood.
Among SMILE FOOD 2, four members have come!
Let's see the real image of Arasa Idol!
Arasa Idol?
Yes!
Four of you singing SMILE...
That's up to the members, right?
No, the members in the back look like rubble!
Good morning!
Look, it's all rubble!
Rubble, rubble, rubble, rubble!
I said "kiss-my-no-yo-rin" but is it you guys?
That's right!
We are also "kiss-my-no-yo-rin"!
Today's guests are "kiss-my-no-yo-futatsu"!
Congratulations!
No, no, no, like "kamamori" and "kawaii no kito"
How many "kiss-my-no-yo-rin" members were there?
Seven!
And those three...
There are three more in front of you.
The main three are missing.
Can you say that?
That's enough!
You are red!
You look like "shongoku" from "kyougeki no shongoku".
Are you really okay?
I can't drink much.
I'm so happy to be on this show after watching "kawaii no kito" on TV.
No, no, it's not decided yet.
Okay, let's cheers!
Let's cheers!
These four are active as "usaiku" but...
Speaking of "kiss my foot 2", they achieved the fastest "tokyo dome performance" in history.
Super popular "janis group"!
Looking at their 15 years of activities, it's obvious that they are not well-known.
"kiss my foot" is actually very popular.
Thank you.
Why do you doubt it?
It's not you.
I was surprised, too.
I've heard of it but I've never heard of it.
No, it's not.
"single", 24 songs in a row since their debut.
Thank you.
"album", 8 songs in a row since their debut.
Thank you.
Thank you, you three.
They appeared in 6 regular shows and 4 TV shows and 2 radios.
In 2019, "kamihanki" ranked 7th in "live broadcast rankings".
Following "arashi" and "news", "kiss my foot" ranked 4th in "radios".
Thank you.
However...
It's rude for you three in front of me.
It's true.
"soul on" and "demachi" were also amazing.
"demachi" too.
"demachi" is okay.
What is he saying?
He's too nervous.
Matsumoto-san, this guy really loves you.
There's something you want to apologize for, right?
Can I?
Actually, Nikaido-san is Matsumoto-san's big fan.
He said he loved you so much that he "soul on" you.
Nakai-san asked me out for dinner one day.
When I went there, Matsumoto-san was there.
My mind went blank and I said something I didn't know.
What did you say?
Matsumoto-san, you used to say 'soul on' a lot, didn't you?
He said "soul on" a lot.
"soul on" is crazy.
When I said "soul on", Matsumoto-san said to Nakai-san, "what's wrong with you?"
That's an honest opinion.
That's how it ended that day.
It's no use talking about it.
It's weird. He said he loved you so much.
When it got to this point, Matsumoto-san said "soul on" and Nakai-san said "soul on" a lot.
It's really offensive.
Really?
He used to say "soul on" a lot.
As soon as he knew Matsumoto-san said "soul on", he started holding chopsticks with his left hand.
Do you still eat with your left hand?
Yes, I do.
Eat shrimp.
I don't like shrimp.
It's funny.
It's not good.
But Matsumoto-san, who loves it, says it.
As expected, it's funny.
What do you mean it's not funny?
It's funny.
It's funny, isn't it?
It's funny.
I know.
In Kohaku's appearance, everyone is excited.
The result is an idol-like side.
A lot of bad comments have arrived.
The first comment is...
A regular band staff announces that they don't like idols.
What do they dislike?
They don't like idol-like photo shoots.
That's right.
The band staff has testified about it.
They don't like being laughed at?
When the members were taking photos,
they seemed to hate being asked for idol-like facial expressions and poses.
Tamamori-kun said, "Give me an exquisite smile."
Fujigaya-kun said, "Hug me from behind."
It's hard to shoot with your cheeks together.
Kitayama-kun said, "It's hard to open my shirt and put my fingers in it."
He was complaining about it.
Are you okay with it, Kimura?
I'm fine with it.
When it's Christmas or Halloween,
there's cosplay and Santa's school.
Even though you're already 32 years old,
you wonder what your uncle is doing.
A real Santa is older than you.
You don't like it?
No, but putting my cheeks together and putting my hands together...
To be honest, it's hard for me.
My seniors do it too, so I can't say much about it.
You're the one who's talking.
What can you say?
Say it, say it.
The one I had before was "Please wear a suit and let's go to the rooftop."
Oh, we're going to the rooftop.
Then, seven people were placed in front of me.
Seven people were placed on the rooftop in suits.
"What kind of shooting is this?" I thought.
Then, my staff gave me a sanma.
They told me to dress up in a suit while grilling a sanma.
"What kind of shooting is this?" I thought.
By the way, what's with the atmosphere now?
I'm drunk. I'm drunk. I'm sorry. I'm drunk.
I'm sorry, but could you cut me out of this conversation?
Of course!
Please cut me out of it!
But Miyata-kun didn't change at all.
I'm having a lot of fun.
Isn't it because you want to become an idol?
That's true, but...
So you don't have any negative feelings?
I don't.
As long as it's fun.
But you said it before, right?
That you don't like being kissed on the cheek.
But...
There's something like this, too.
Oh, like back in the day?
The back is amazing!
And this is private.
That's...
You were jealous?
Weren't you embarrassed back then?
I don't even remember being embarrassed.
But if I had to say, it's the opposite.
Next up is...
A strange jealousy towards Johnny's junior group.
You're an idol, but you're so impatient about "Connie and Laura."
What do you mean?
What are you impatient about?
I'm impatient about "King and Prince."
They're amazing!
They debuted last year.
Johnny's junior group "King and Prince."
They're very popular.
Mr. Kitayama also said...
Kinpuri is cute and natural, and it's funny.
I'm jealous.
The junior group "Kinpuri" confesses their strange jealousy.
Does it bother you?
It bothers me.
They're cool.
I'm jealous of Hira's show.
It's funny and cool.
But you can talk, too.
That's right. I can talk, too.
I wasn't able to.
Stop it!
You have a bad taste.
Why don't you sit with the general public?
I do check.
You do.
Especially with Hirano.
I don't do it to make it funny.
I can't win.
But when Hirano slips, I do a gut pose.
But you grew up loving downtown, didn't you?
Nikaido is a little further away.
I'm sure you have a story that doesn't slip.
Tell me. Tell me.
Mine?
Yes.
Whose is it?
You're suddenly asked about American jobs.
Nikaido is being tested.
Nikaido is being tested by Matsuo-san.
It's impossible.
It's impossible?
It's impossible.
I went to a sunglasses store.
Sunglasses store?
Sunglasses store.
I bought sunglasses.
I bought them and put them on.
I was walking.
I was walking towards the exit.
Something hit me.
It was glass.
It was very beautiful.
I didn't notice it and it hit me.
I broke it right after I bought it.
Those sunglasses.
Be careful.
You shouldn't.
I'm sorry.
I did it.
Nikaido-san, don't mind. Don't mind.
From now on, the members will reveal their personal stories.
Is it really okay for it to be broadcasted?
Is it really okay for it to be revealed?
Their personal stories.
Mine.
What is it?
He's seriously irritated by Nakai-san.
What? He's irritated?
This is funny.
He was born ugly.
I'm grateful for that.
So, Nakai-kun is irritated by someone. Who is it?
Who is it?
It's me.
It's you!
That's amazing.
Why?
Senga-san is in trouble!
Is this true?
Please listen to the shock from Fujigaya-san and Kitayama-san!
After Senga-san was irritated by Nakai-san, at the dressing room...
That person is seriously weird.
I'm not a toy!
He said while getting angry.
At the dressing room...
You're a genius! You've become a human being!
He said that at the dressing room.
No matter how irritated you are, it's not a big deal!
Senga-san is the most irritated.
He's irritated, but it's amazing.
This part is a little...
But isn't it a happy thing?
I don't like how you say it.
Isn't it serious?
This is really serious!
It's a little funny, isn't it?
For example, what do you mean?
If we ask you that and you say 'Nakai-kun, you say it too much.'
There are a lot of things...
There are a lot of things?!
There are a lot of things...
On a show...
I said about the car I was driving.
It was a car I bought with a lot of effort.
It was like a luxury car.
He always calls me by that nickname.
What do you call the car?
He calls me "****".
"****" can't be used on TV.
When I talk about it, it gets cut off.
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I'll tell you everything about me.
At the end of the year, during a live singing show,
I told my family, "You live there, don't you?"
At the end of the year, in front of my family,
I heard a lot of fang.
Oh, I see.
At 9 in the morning,
"There's a war going on!" I heard it from outside.
Of course, it's impossible.
At the end of the show, a fang said,
What kind of calculation did you make?
It's really dull.
Even Mr. Nakai can't forgive it.
Oh, really.
Have you ever tried it yourself?
I've said it before.
Oh, I see.
I've said it before,
If you do it, you'll want to do it more.
What was the rule of the piano you played at the end of the show?
It's a small thing,
but it's my charisma.
Even a little thing can calm me down.
You're saying it too much.
Even a little thing.
How many times have you said it?
I'm doing a piano project, and I play the piano for a week or two.
Nakai-san is the MC of the show.
Nakai-san said, "How much do you remember?"
I said, "One week and three days."
He said, "Is it ten days?"
I said, "One week and three days are ten days."
He said, "You're really stupid."
I was so angry.
It's funny.
It's not bad.
It's not bad to say it once a week or three days.
No, it's not.
You're wrong.
You're saying it too much.
You're laughing while watching Nakai-san's video while you're moving and driving.
You're happy.
No, you're wrong.
Each and every one of them is funny.
You're saying it too much.
Next, we received a lot of negative comments from the guests in front of the show.
It's been a while! I'm Yoko's Hamakuchi!
It's been a while!
I'm a pretty shy kid, you know...
I don't really write a lot of stuff.
I usually write a lot of comments and messages in magazines, but...
I'm usually full of nonsense.
Especially on the second floor.
On the second floor, I think...
Didn't he do that drill?
But when I messed with that kid, he got really mad at me.
Did you get mad at me?
No, not at all.
He's stupid, you know?
How many times will we hear "stupid" from the famous Hamakuchi?
So, today...
We're going to do a kanji test.
Wow, that's crazy!
But we're not going to do anything that difficult.
After this, we'll continue with the shocking real answers!
One, two...
Are you kidding me?!
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm going to give you a shock!
I like this guy!
Two times!
Kismite's feast stage is...
Authentic Italian...
Trattoria Cassis, where you can enjoy fresh oysters!
The best part of the restaurant is...
Fresh oysters that are imported from all over Japan every day!
Especially, Hokkaido Senpoushi's big oysters...
Have a rich and creamy flavor!
Garlic shrimp that you can eat with oysters...
Have a strong garlic and butter aroma that will make you crave for more!
When you tell the store the keyword at the end of the show, you'll get a glass of sparkling wine as a service!
Don't miss it!
Mr. Yokoyama said that I'm such an idiot!
We're going to do a kanji test!
I'm going to do a writing test.
Oh, I see!
Do you have anything?
This one!
For real!
What do you think about "sendai"?
"Sendai" is not good!
That's not good!
That's a little...
"Sendai" is not good!
Really?
I've said "sendai" in a concert before!
Oh, I see!
That's true!
So I know what you're talking about!
Then, let's say "don" at the same time!
Let's say "don" at the same time!
One, two...
"don"!
You're kidding me!
That's "chino"!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Why? Why?
That's not good!
Why? Why?
That's not good!
"Sendai"!
What?
"Sendai"!
"Sendai" is different from "don"
That's right!
It's "sakia"!
I made a mistake!
It's "chiono"!
It's "ekimei"!
Mikaido...
Do your best!
Do you have any ideas?
Like "shuppatsu"!
Oh, "shuppatsu"!
You're making fun of me!
You were very energetic!
But you suddenly lost your energy!
You're making fun of me!
"Sengaya"!
"Sengaya"! "Sengaya" has stopped!
You look weird!
Don't cheat! Don't cheat!
You! You!
Let's do it.
Let's do it. One, two, go!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Well, well, well.
You made a mistake.
Well, well, well.
I don't feel like dancing anymore.
You're speeding up.
I don't feel like dancing anymore.
Twice.
You!
Twice.
You!
Yo, Kobe!
This is bad.
You have a lot of moshas!
It's different from the shogunate.
One second, please.
It's different from the shogunate.
It's really bad if you don't know that.
Speed up! Speed up!
Okay, let's do it!
One, two, go!
I can't do it.
It's fire.
It's swamp.
It's not swamp.
What is swamp?
We don't write "swamp".
Can you read kanji letters?
I can read kanji.
For example, difficult kanji.
If you write it, I can read it.
What should I write?
You are an adult.
But you can read it.
You didn't read it.
It's a good point.
Here you are.
Shiso.
Correct!
Wait a minute.
You can read it, right?
Go!
Are you kidding me?
December.
What?
Can you read December?
December is the best month of the year!
No, no, no!
Should I have been doing this for a long time?
Have you ever said this before?
What?
I'm sure I haven't.
Well, if you don't want an answer, let's go.
That's why you don't grow up.
Next up is a restaurant that Ritsuko Tanaka, who is currently enjoying her life alone in Okinawa, is waiting for you.
Hello!
Hello! Good evening!
Thank you for coming!
We've been waiting for you!
It looks like you're pretty much done.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The highball is three times as big.
Really?!
Three times?!
Yes.
So, the guest of this restaurant is Ritsuko Tanaka!
Thank you for coming!
Please have a seat.
Speaking of Ritsuko Tanaka, she made her model debut at the age of 12.
Since the late 80s, she has been very active as an idol.
Thank you very much!
She has appeared in many big trendy dramas.
My sister is a model?!
And she got married at the age of 26, when she was very popular.
I thought, "Oh, I've been with this person for a long time."
I'm glad it's him.
However!
At the age of 40, she got a divorce after 15 years of marriage.
She confessed that they were a couple of 13 years of marriage.
Tonight, she will tell you all about her divorce and the couple of 13 years of marriage.
You were a couple of 13 years of marriage?
Yes, but I thought I couldn't do it for the second year.
The second year?! That's too soon!
I thought I should cheat on him.
That's a shame.
Why do only women have to think like this?
How many times did you get divorced?
It's been a while.
When we first debuted, we played games together on a show in Osaka.
That was 30 years ago.
Were you in your teens?
Yes, I was.
You were an idol then.
Yes, I was.
I was told by my husband, "You're going to end up like him."
What did you say?
Please be my friend.
What?!
That's what I said.
Really?!
Matsumoto was aiming for that.
No, I wasn't.
Really?!
At that time, we didn't have cell phones yet.
That's a lie!
Don't say that!
Don't let the staff twist you!
That's a lie!
That's not true!
You said you had three nipples at first, right?
I have four.
Four?!
What do you mean?
You're an idol.
You said you had four nipples at first, right?
No, I didn't.
You're an idol!
I have four nipples at first, right?
You said you had four nipples at first, right?
Yes, I did.
And...
I don't remember.
That's why you said "please be my friend."
I'm not interested in that.
When I gave birth to that nipple, it came out of here.
No way!
Really?
So it's really a nipple?
Yes, it came out.
I asked you to show me, but I couldn't.
But if it's this nipple, you can show me.
It's always coming out.
It's coming out?
It's always coming out.
It's coming out because I'm wearing a tank top.
It's coming out?
It's really a nipple, isn't it?
So you let it come out of here, too?
Can I say it?
You let it come out of here, too?
Yes!
If you let it come out of there, I think it would have gotten bigger.
I only let it come out of this side.
In the meantime, you let us drink something.
I'm sorry!
It's true that she was drawn into the conversation and forgot to toast.
Let's not talk about nipples.
Cheers!
It's gold!
One for each of us!
I'm getting excited!
I'm not trying to be used, but I'm getting excited for one hamburger!
I heard that you like hamburgers a lot.
You like hamburgers, don't you?
I'm not trying to be used, but I'm getting excited for one!
Please evaluate this hamburger.
This hamburger is really good.
I'm sorry.
It looks hot.
But you live in Okinawa now, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Did you move to Okinawa?
Yes, I did.
Did you know that you made a mask?
I heard about it.
Did you get divorced?
I got divorced about seven years ago.
You moved to Okinawa because you got divorced, didn't you?
That's right.
I see.
I'd like to ask you about it today.
Ms. Ritsuko got divorced in 2012 and ended her 15-year marriage life.
In fact, she confessed that they were a mask couple for 13 years.
Tonight, let's dig into everything from the truth of the divorce to the reality of the mask couple!
Let's start with 1997.
She got married and got pregnant when she was 26 years old!
Yes, with a commercial cameraman.
Did you meet him outside of work?
That's right.
Did you like him at first sight?
Back then, he was just an assistant.
He came to check on me from the camera.
He looked at me through the light.
I thought he was really cool.
So you're the type of person who gets excited over such things.
Yes, I'm the type of person who gets excited over such things.
So, here's the thing.
In 2012, she got divorced at 40 years old.
At that time, she confessed that she was a mask couple!
Yes, I did.
What do you mean by "mask couple"?
Huh? Am I wrong?
Huh?
Huh? Am I wrong?
No, you're wrong!
What do you mean by "mask couple"?
I mean, people around me look happy,
but in my family...
But I don't look happy.
Well, you still don't, but you don't look happy, do you?
I don't know.
You do, don't you?
Am I happy at all?
Of course you are!
Your eyes are weird.
What do you do in your free time?
Do you not say a word?
I say "good morning" and cook breakfast.
I say "would you like some coffee?" and make coffee.
Are you polite?
Well, I'm usually polite when I'm polite.
But we all went to school together.
So I think I was most surprised by the teachers and people around me.
I was like "what?!"
Even though we were so close.
You were a perfect "mask couple."
I was.
But why didn't you get divorced?
Why?
That's what you're asking, right?
And now, we'll reveal the reason!
Of course we did!
We had kids...
And at the time...
And also...
The reason why the couple became cold.
You say that a lot, don't you?
It's better not to show it.
But I saw it.
You saw it, didn't you?
I saw it.
Ms. Ritsuko has been a "mask couple" for 13 years now.
Why didn't you get divorced right away?
Were you a child who didn't get divorced right away?
I had a child, and I was doing a lot of commercials at the time.
I had the image of a good mother.
When I consulted with the president, I was told that I had a contract with Yoshi, and I said, "Of course."
Ritsuko has been a "mask couple" for 13 years now.
What made you get married?
I was 26 years old when I got married, and I was 27 years old when I gave birth.
I was a little anxious, so I forced him to stand up for me.
I told him I didn't want to force him to stand up for me, and then he said he couldn't stand up for me anymore.
So you're not a man and a woman anymore?
Yes.
But you're the one who gave birth, right?
That's right.
You say that a lot, don't you?
You shouldn't have done it.
I was late, and I didn't want to be late because I didn't want to see it.
I didn't want to be late at a time like that.
You saw it, didn't you?
But after that...
Are you okay?
Well, you know...
It happens to men and women, doesn't it?
Ritsuko says that men and women may have lost their relationship after giving birth.
Even if it's no longer a relationship between men and women, isn't it different from love between husband and wife?
That's right.
It's the first time I've said something nice.
I don't know if that's what made you stand up for him.
I haven't said it yet.
After you gave birth...
I'm sorry.
You say that a lot, don't you?
I don't know if it's a matter of course, but is it important for children to work at night?
No, I'm 27 and I wonder if I'll be a married couple anymore.
What did your husband do? Did you play outside?
But I don't play at all. I don't drink and don't come home late, and when work is over, I come home and eat with three people.
I don't know if I should be a married couple anymore.
You're a master of mask.
You're not Cool Bass.
I'm not.
You're a strong man.
You look like a welder.
I can't do anything.
But you've been there, haven't you?
You've been there and wondered if you could stay there.
Of course.
Did you say "I'm sorry"?
But what kind of motion was that?
You said it so clearly.
What?
That's a minus for me.
Is that a no-no?
I'm going to go a little further.
I'm going to wear disgusting pants like Yamashita Kii.
What kind of pants did you wear?
It was the worst.
It was a sexy underwear with no motivation.
I like it.
I like it, but it feels like a family.
It's a minus.
If you don't have children, it may be serious.
But if you're serious about it, it's a win-win.
I'm not serious about it yet.
Although they were married for 13 years out of 15 years, they got divorced in the end.
What was the reason for their divorce?
I feel sorry for them.
They've been married for 13 years since their second year of marriage.
What was the reason for their divorce?
This man and his daughter.
I feel sorry for them.
How old were they?
Sixth graders in elementary school.
Did you feel it at all?
When I told them to get divorced, they said "no".
Children know.
Even if their parents pretend to be good friends or try to hide it,
children don't quarrel with their parents.
But they're girls, so they can't avoid it.
But they're boys, so they don't know it.
That's right.
You're pulling a woman's watch.
I've been doing this all the time.
We don't show it.
But boys don't really...
You didn't quarrel with your parents, did you?
No, we didn't.
You thought it was weird, didn't you?
Ritsuko raised her daughter well and became a single mother.
We asked her about Ritsuko's unexpected appearance, which is known only because she is a parent and child.
Mom's appearance revealed by Ritsuko...
What?
When she came home, her face was terrible!
What is this?
The worst!
Stop it!
She is your daughter, not your husband!
Yes, she is my daughter.
But you have been in love with her since "Kamehameha", haven't you?
I would never do it in front of my husband.
I would never do it in front of the one I love.
Shut up!
She is telling us about it.
I will tell you about it.
My mom is always busy outside.
When she comes home and she is not in the mood, she pukes a lot.
Stop it!
By the way, she sometimes replies me with her puking in the living room!
Stop it!
She says "Hey, Mom!" and I say "Hey!" and she pukes.
She raises her hand and pukes.
But Mr. Hamado pukes.
Does he?
No, he doesn't.
He does it himself.
What does your wife do?
I have never heard of it.
Wow!
I knew it!
She pukes a lot!
You will be sued!
In addition, she is confused about her mom's advice about marriage.
Is my mom trying me to marry a rich man?
If you want to get married, you should marry a rich man who has a private jet.
No, no!
I studied in England for high school.
My classmates' parents taught me English.
My classmates' parents taught me Thai.
My classmates' parents taught me English.
My classmates' parents taught me Thai.
Simultaneous progress?
There is no simultaneous progress.
No, there isn't.
I wonder if it's like that.
Not at all.
Such a popular disco!
Do you plan to remarry in the future?
Is there? How about remarriage?
Remarriage...
Yes.
I don't plan to do it anymore.
What?!
Why?
Once you divorce, you have to change your name.
You are a woman, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
When you get married, you have to change your bank name, passport and license while you are excited.
Because you are happy.
When you divorce, you have to change your name.
Sometimes you have to change your name.
It's annoying.
You have to worry about it.
I wonder why only women have to worry about it.
I see.
You don't know how annoying it is.
No, I don't know.
I don't know how annoying it is.
I don't know how strong a man who marries four or five times is.
I don't know.
I think it's amazing.
What will you do with your grave?
I will show you my future and my nipples under my armpit.
You will show it to the public.
Thank you for watching this program.
Now, Ritsuko-san is living a carefree life in Okinawa.
She doesn't seem to be thinking about remarriage.
What will you do when you get married?
Well, if there is someone who will be with me at that time,
I would like to have a seat when I am about 70 years old.
I see.
I have four nipples, so I wonder if it will work out.
Will you show me your nipples at all?
(Laughter)
I will show you when the camera stops.
Ritsuko-san and I are having a party at a hidden dining bar called "Ogu".
The restaurant's number one 100% beef hamburger cooked in a short period of time with homemade demi-glace sauce is
so delicious that Hamada-san, who loves hamburgers, can eat it right away.
Potatoes made in Hokkaido with strong sweetness and anchovy topped with anchovy fries are perfect for a snack.
As for the keyword at the end of the program, it is "a glass of drink using homemade ginger syrup".
And after the show, Ritsuko-san really showed me her nipples under her armpits.
Can I see it?
Can you see it?
Wait a minute.
Can I see it?
Can I show it to the camera?
Can you show me it?
There is no entrance fee.
Is it this big?
It's this big.
What is it?
It really looks like a nipple.
What?
This one.
This one?
(Laughter)
You are looking at me in a weird way.
(Laughter)
This one.
It's the same over there.
And you got this one.
But you can't tell unless you're told.
It's like an IVA.
It's like an IVA. But you have both of them.
Hmm.
You're sure about that, right?
We, Kiss My Foot 2, released our 25th single "Edge of Days" on November 13th!
You can also see us dancing using some of Trump's cards.
Please check it out!
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Next week, Kaori Tsuchiya will expose her ex- husband Fukkun's cheating!
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A character collapse and a high salary!
This week's keyword is...
Thoughts.
If you show these words, you'll receive a wonderful gift!