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Tonight's "Downtowner" is about a man riding a bike and a man who can't ride a bike at all.
King Kong Nishino, who was once hated, has made a great success in entertainment business.
His business goal is to sell more than 500,000 copies.
His picture book sold more than 600,000 copies in more than 5,000 copies.
His online salon has 30,000 members and his monthly income is 30 million yen.
Even so...
It's simple and it touches your nose, doesn't it?
She's always looking up at the sky.
Why did Nishino succeed in entertainment business?
Let me introduce you to a novel idea!
Asami Mitsuhiko series' handsome actor, Nakamura Shusuke, is still confused about marriage!
Normally, you can do housework like your mother...
No, I'll make you feel bad as soon as you say "like your mother"!
Feel bad!
I heard you really hate women.
W-w-what do you mean by "feel bad"?
Tonight's stage is Tsukishima!
Downtown-style, cheap and delicious shops will come out!
The first one is a shop that King Kong Nishino, who has now become a successful man of his time, waits for!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Oh, you!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
I'm really drunk now.
What?
Are you okay?
I'm a little drunk, but...
Are you drunk?
I'm scared of you.
I was told I could be drunk.
You're drunk now, too, right?
But I'm pretty drunk.
Stop asking me questions like glaring questions!
I'm really drunk.
Are you?
I'm really happy.
Are you listening?
Are you okay with me saying I'm going to drink today?
I'll drink, but I'll talk, too.
But...
I'm listening.
Don't make me nervous!
What are you drinking?
Don't make me nervous!
What's this?
I'm drinking highball.
But I'm going to mix it up now.
I see.
The truth is...
I saw you on King Kong.
What?
You're a YouTuber, Kajiwara-kun.
Yes, I am.
You don't need Kajiwara-kun anymore, do you?
No, no, no!
I'm not drunk!
No way!
I'm not drunk!
We're good friends!
You're not drunk!
I'm not drunk!
No way!
Cheers!
I'm really happy.
It's been a long time since we drank together.
When you talked with me, you didn't look like this.
You don't look like an entertainer.
I haven't been an entertainer lately.
You look like an artist.
I'm surprised you looked like this.
You're scary.
You talked with me.
And then you came on twitter and said I looked like an entertainer.
That's right!
I feel like I am.
It wasn't funny.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm really happy.
Nishio respects you a lot.
Since Tony is drunk already...
How high is your alcohol tolerance now?
Seven.
What?!
Well, well, well...
What?!
He doesn't have any seniors!
The staff told me it's okay.
When I go to karaoke, I always listen to Hamada- san's songs.
He really sings a lot.
That's impossible.
I really like it.
Hamada-san's favorite song?
I like "Matchan Hamachan".
Many entertainers come to this show and say "Matsumotokko Hamadakko".
Is there any difference?
I don't think there is.
Which one do you like?
To be honest, I've never sung either song in private.
But I like "Hamachan" more.
Why?
"Hamachan" is cooler.
That's...
You should know it!
I'm serious!
You should know it!
Don't break it all of a sudden!
Please don't do that!
"Hamachan" is sexy, isn't it?
Sexy?!
It's sexy.
Don't you think it's popular?
Which one is popular?
I don't think it's popular.
I think it's popular in different ways.
Hamada and I think it's popular.
You don't think so?
Hamada is popular with both hands.
Well, well, well...
He says it 100 times.
Well, well, well...
Matsumotokko is popular.
I'm not popular and I'm a gentleman.
If you don't come from the other side, I really can't go.
I'll use all my energy.
Are you kidding me?
What are you talking about?
Use it! Use it!
Don't use it for too long.
Are you stupid?
What are you going to use it for?
Mr. Nishino is now successful in various entertainment business and is called a modern revolutionist.
How did he become a successful man of the era?
Mr. Nishino's book, which has sold over 500,000 copies, describes him in these cool words.
First of all...
When you compete with others, you lose.
Create your own competition.
One day, comedian Nishino decided not to appear in a variety show called "Hinadan".
He had a plan for his future success.
"In 2012, I won't appear in "Hinadan"."
That statement caused a fire!
Yes, it did.
Is it about Amethog?
No, no, no.
I see.
No, it's not.
Don't grab my hand.
Amethog is gone now, isn't it?
It's not gone.
But I think it's okay to have your own opinion.
Can I say something serious?
Of course you can.
At first, everyone was surprised.
There are two reasons.
The first reason is that I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it like my seniors.
Did you feel awkward?
No, no.
I didn't say that.
Don't make it from scratch.
Don't make it like this.
The second reason is...
I've thought about it a lot.
"Hinadan" has suddenly increased since then.
"Hinadan" has increased for sure.
Since 2000, thin TVs have spread rapidly.
The area of the screen has increased a lot.
I think it's better for more people to appear than the area of the screen to increase.
The area of the screen has increased.
I think it's better for more people to appear than the area of the screen to increase.
I think it's possible now.
I've thought about it.
From now on, we watch TV with this.
Yes, yes.
We watch it on our smartphones.
You're young and you know it.
I don't have a TV at home now.
I watch TV on my smartphone.
So, it's not just that you can open the button and have your smartphone.
It's not just that.
I'm irritated.
Why do you make enemies?
You don't want to be on TV anymore.
You don't want to watch it anymore.
No, no. I want to watch TV.
I still want to watch TV.
But, I don't watch it on TV.
You don't watch it on TV.
I watch it on my smartphone.
Then, it's hard for me to watch a show with a lot of people.
The screen is small.
Because of the population density.
Yes, that's right.
In 2008, I thought the number of characters would decrease.
What?!
2008?!
That's fast.
In order to do that...
I'm young and I know it.
In order to do that, you need to be able to stand in front of a lot of people.
Because of the population density, the screen is small.
So, you need to be able to stand in front of a lot of people.
I think you need to be able to stand in front of a lot of people.
That's what I thought.
But, you're successful now.
So...
No, no, no.
I'm not trying to back you up.
Without breaking anything, you sound like you have a good reason.
Let me stand in front of you.
Please let me stand in front of you.
Let me stand in front of you.
It's even better than spending many nights like that.
I want to stand in front of you.
With your voice...
If you want me to stand in front of you like this...
Could you make me stand in front of you like this?!
No, it's better like that.
How many characters do you want me to say?!
How many parentheses do you want me to say?!
You want me to say "quacko," don't you?!
I want to say "quacko."
Gakuto!
This is not my "good".
This is my "bad".
This is my "bad" way of saying it.
Listening to you now,
you seem like you have a lot of logic.
I don't think it's funny.
You seem like you have a lot of logic.
I think logically about everything.
I think about how I can sell well.
I think about everything in my head.
I'm not interested in selling well,
but you want to try it, right?
If you were an entertainer who didn't appear in "Hinada",
what would happen?
I think about it a lot.
First of all, you said you weren't interested in it,
so you should leave this place.
No, no, no!
First of all, you should make me feel good.
No, no, no!
You should manipulate this space well.
No, no, no!
You should calculate everything!
I won't calculate it!
I won't end it!
I won't calculate it!
That's why we've already been looked down upon!
I won't calculate it!
I really won't calculate it!
I like it simpler than a match!
It's the worst!
Not only is Michiro a comedian, but he also works as a picture book writer!
The movie "Pupil in a Chimney Match", which also became a movie, sold over 400,000 copies and was a huge success!
His book "Pupil in a Chimney Match" leaves behind such a cool quote!
Don't cling to common sense. The ship will sink. Run away.
Michiro published his own picture book for free on the Internet, and criticism from the industry that it was "non-common sense" concentrated and supported it!
But it was a strategy to sell his picture book, which was not stuck in common sense!
As I said earlier, I've always wanted to try it out.
I'm 39 years old, and I'm a mother of the same age.
I have a child, and I'm a mother of the same age.
What happens is that mothers don't have the time and money to spend freely.
So when we buy picture books, we want to avoid spoilers.
But mothers don't have that much freedom in money, so only those who know spoilers react.
In other words, only those who know that they will definitely win will react.
So mothers go to bookstores and buy interesting picture books for their children when they were young.
I see.
I've come to see that you only buy what you know.
So I thought I'd break through here, and I thought it would be better for mothers to be able to stand in front of the house and give results, and mothers might reach out to me.
I see.
Then I'll only open one button.
Can you open it if you say it's a good thing?
I can be cool.
Can you be cool if you say it's a good thing?
I can be cool if you say it's a good thing.
Is it a good thing?
Is that the rule?
Wow.
Can you open it if you say it's a good thing?
I can open it.
I want to open it more, so can you say it's a good thing?
Wait a minute.
Then from your point of view, is there a way to do "downtown" like this?
I have a lot of ideas.
What?
No, it's not like that.
It's definitely going to be longer.
Wow.
Shut up.
I want to hear it.
Go ahead.
Really.
Here's how Nishino, who is not caught in common sense, produces "downtown".
Who is...
I'm Matsumoto-san.
What?
If I were Matsumoto-san's manager, I would definitely do this.
What?
Well...
The way TV talents have done it so far has been advertising fees.
Getting sponsors to pay for it is probably our weakness.
But...
If you have Matsumoto-san and a sponsor who says okay, which one is more interesting?
Matsumoto-san's is definitely more interesting.
Matsumoto-san's dilemma is...
He has a really interesting project in mind.
He has a really interesting idea.
But he can't push the button above it, so it can't be realized.
I think it's definitely better to break through this.
It doesn't matter if it sells or not.
It's okay if customers don't come in at all.
But it's better if this project can be realized.
It's better to get direct money from customers.
I see.
In other words, if you make Matsumoto-san's fan club or something like that...
The person who supports Matsumoto-san will pay 1,000 yen per month.
I see.
If you have 10,000 people...
How much is it per year?
With this budget, Matsumoto-san can't really build a store or anything.
And you can do whatever you like with it.
What?
Press the second button.
Even now?!
Hold on a second!
You did it!
- You did it! - You did it!
- You're cool now! - You're cool now!
If you ask me...
At first, I supported Hamazo-san.
- Then I supported Matsumoto-san. - But you were beaten up!
- That's right! - You were beaten up!
- No, it's true, it's really true!
- The last famous quote is...
- "The next culture starts from cruelty."
- In an era where anyone can get the same information on the internet,
- Nishino-san says that a closed environment is necessary to bring out individuality.
- What he's working on now is a hot topic online salon that costs 30 million yen a month!
- Just what is it?!
- An online salon, Nishino Akihiro Entame Research Institute, monthly fee is 1,000 yen, right?
- It's said to be the best in Japan, but the number of members is 27,000 in Japan.
- About 30 million yen comes in every month.
- 3.6 million yen a year.
- Yeah, stop it already!
- Stop calculating money!
- Just what is this?!
- What's going on with this money?!
- But we don't save it.
- It's for the members of Entame Research Institute in Zengakufu.
- Hey, if you keep going like this, you'll end up with a beautiful story, but...
- Isn't it a little out of date around here?
- I'm sure you'll get tired of it, so I've cleared it up a lot.
- But it's okay here, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- What is this place doing? - Entertainment Research Institute.
- If I say it, it might be close to a city.
- In short, we collect tax money and use it for something.
- For example, when we hold events, we send work to the members here, from this hill.
- For example, if we hold a classical performance, we hire artisans, speakers, lights, and if we're going to shoot, we hire cameramen and so on.
- We give the money to the people in the audience and say, "Please do it."
- Does that mean there's a plus for people who pay monthly?
- Sometimes, there are people who pay 1,000 yen and get 500,000 yen a month.
- Wow! - Wow!
- All right, one more question.
- No, no, it's not up to here. No, it's not up to here. No, it's not up to me being cool.
- No, it's not up to me being cool. No, it's not up to me being cool. - You're cool! You're cool!
- No, it's not like that. It's not like that.
- Up to the second button, I'm also cool.
- But even though you pay 1,000 yen a month, you don't have a company to pay back, right?
- That's right!
- Who manages that?
- Do you have a company to pay back? - No, I don't know about that.
I'm sure there are haters among the customers of No. Brand Month.
That's not fair.
Now, let's find out what kind of person Nishino- san, who is riding on the ride, is.
When we asked a friend of Nishino-san, we found out quite a lot about him.
It's obvious that he has a lot of connections with big guys!
Hello, I'm Dr. Daiki.
I'm Dr. Daiki.
Simply speaking, everything touches my nose.
I feel like the scent that touches my nose is getting stronger and stronger.
It makes me angry that you don't usually come to Japan.
You say you love the theater so much, but when you make a phone call you say you're in New York.
You say you want to go to Paris the day after tomorrow.
I can't forgive you.
When I write a book or a picture book, I'm always recommended by Mr. Tamori.
It really touches my nose.
I'm waiting for you to say it.
I'll say it.
What touches my nose the most is that I'm close with Chairman Osaki.
Chairman Osaki and I eat together and talk about various things about the future.
Chairman Osaki always appears in my interviews because he has many talents.
When I'm drunk, I talk a lot with Chairman Osaki.
When I'm drunk, Chairman Osaki is not a scary person for me.
He's like a father or a reliable older brother for me.
It's connected!
When I saw it on TV, Mr. Matsumoto said that Mr. Osaki is like my older brother.
Mr. Matsumoto and I are like brothers.
I can't accept it.
Please listen to how Mr. Tamotan thinks about this.
Anyway, it touches my nose.
Are you really close with Chairman Osaki?
Anyway, it touches my nose.
Chairman Osaki said like this.
When I said it, it happened to overlap.
No, it's not like that.
But you say it all the time overseas, too.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that when I go to a classic bookstore or a book store to sell books.
It's definitely not like that.
No, it's on my nose.
That's right.
It's a mask.
That's right.
Certainly, Chairman Osaki praises you a lot.
Oh, really?
I like Chairman Osaki.
I like him very much.
Young people don't say that at all.
What are you talking about?
Young people don't say that at all.
It's a big problem.
OK.
No, it's not OK.
Young people say what they like.
What are you talking about?
Young people don't like Chairman Osaki at all?
But it's said that it's his generation.
I like the one that bounces back.
You're close with Chairman Osaki now, right?
Do you respect him?
I like him very much.
Chairman Okamoto, too?
No, it was a little mean.
It was mean.
It's mean.
After this, Ms. Nishino's worst female relationship will be revealed!
She always runs away at the end of the show.
That's nice.
The stage of the party with Mr. Ishino is a secretive izakaya in Tsukishima, Hyoukin Village.
Here is the menu that Mr. Sakagami chose under it!
Fresh fish sashimi from Tsukiji and Toyosu is exquisite!
In particular, the precious part that is rarely eaten, tuna's brain is more rich than tuna.
It's delicious.
Oh, it's really good.
Anago's grilled sauce made with homemade sweet sauce made with soy sauce, mirin and sugar.
The omelet with bonito flakes and kelp broth and green onions is also excellent!
Mr. Ishino's kind face shows that he is a friendly entertainer.
Next, it seems that people around him are quite bothered by his excessive popularity.
Hello, I'm Isha of non-style.
I think he was popular.
He was dating with people who had a lot of names that he couldn't say.
And what annoys me is that he immediately calls his girlfriend for a party.
Now we want to party, but he brings a lot of people, so my juniors are nervous and I can't get excited for two hours.
I want you to stop that.
Mr. Ishino brings a celebrity's girlfriend for a party.
After this, his love history is completely naked!
It's not good for an entertainer.
I want to laugh a little every time.
I may have a little every time.
What do you mean by calling her?
I may have wanted to show off a little.
Did you draw it well?
I drew it well.
Mr. Hamada followed me.
Until now, how many girls have you dated?
It's quite common.
There is only one famous person, isn't it?
There is only one famous person in the world.
Who is it?
The toilet god.
You are talking nonsense!
The toilet god.
The toilet god, right?
That's right.
The toilet god, right?
The toilet is...
Please lower it.
You like Miyasako, don't you?
Stop it!
Don't say it like you are dead.
You are talking nonsense!
Don't say it like you are dead.
Don't say it like you are an ordinary person.
To be honest,
I like common people more than talented people.
Are you tired of being talented?
I think talented people are men.
That's right.
I don't like talented people either.
That's right.
In my 20s, I want to be a talented person.
That's right.
Is it broadcasted on TV?
It's not true that talented people are women.
Do you do double or triple kicks?
Well, occasionally.
Can you do something about it?
I can't.
I'm tired now.
I'll use it.
You can't use it.
That's also important.
You should say it.
In your life.
You should say you do double or triple kicks.
Take my advice.
You're a doctor.
It's absolutely important.
Can you take responsibility for it?
How did you get to know each other?
Until now.
To be honest with you, the latest technique to meet women.
Ana Yamasaki is desperate for it.
Recently, I've been using Instagram.
It's terrible.
What's terrible?
What do you mean?
What's terrible?
My husband's cheating is because of Instagram.
It's terrible.
That's terrible.
It's terrible.
What do you mean?
It's the same as Twitter, right?
It's a little different.
You have to follow both Twitter and Instagram.
You have to follow both of them in order to get a DM.
How many pages of Instagram do you use?
Why do you have to say it from the front?
People will find out.
If you suddenly post something on Instagram, people will find out.
People will find out.
That's right.
If you open it, people will find out?
People will find out.
But...
But it's not enough.
Why do you all try to do it?
That's right.
Stop it.
Why do you suddenly post something on Instagram?
She made it.
That's why.
That's the worst.
It's not the worst.
She didn't make it.
But you met her there.
Did you kiss her?
No, we didn't.
It's not funny.
You haven't exchanged contact information yet, but you can contact anyone now.
It's not exciting to hear a phone number.
If you see a cute girl in the picture, you can send her a message right away.
No.
Really.
If you send a direct message or check your phone number, you will be nervous.
If you send it to your house, you will be nervous.
It's not like that.
It's scary.
I don't check my phone number.
What do you think about it?
He is handsome and he looks like a weirdo.
But when we talk, he has a low waist.
I think he is a bit of a person.
I see.
But you are independent.
You don't have to think about it that much.
Will you get married someday?
No, I won't get married.
What do you think about Hisako Manda?
No, no, no.
I will sell her to you.
No, no, no.
She is invited to my birthday party.
But when I see her like this, I feel like she is doing something.
That's right.
But she is a really bad person.
Hisako Manda.
You are bad.
"Hashigozaki Nice Guy" is brought to you by Shunsuke Nakamura, a 44-year-old independent handsome actor.
Now, we've arrived at the next shop!
Yes!
It's "Ski-ji Honmaru"!
A shop where you can reasonably enjoy delicious creative dishes according to the season!
This is Shunsuke Nakamura, an actor!
Yes!
He looks cool, but on the other hand, it seems like he's making you work hard!
Let's ask him about it!
Is it done?
Thank you!
Good evening!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Are you drinking a little?
I'm drinking!
I'm nervous and it's already my third glass!
What?!
I'm nervous and it's already my third glass!
This is Shunsuke Nakamura, an actor!
Good morning!
Speaking of Shunsuke Nakamura...
That secret caused the murder...
There's no mistake about it, right?
Asami Mitsuhiko, the main character of the national mystery novel that is approaching one million copies,
was diagnosed at the age of 27.
For 16 years, he played the main character.
When he graduated, the word "Nakamura loss" came up.
He is a handsome actor, but he is still single at the age of 44.
Why can't he get married even though he is handsome?
We will find out the reason tonight!
I can't do housework as much as my mother.
No, it's disgusting when you say "as much as my mother".
It's disgusting!
It seems that you really hate women.
What is disgusting?
Do you want me to do this to you?
No way! Mother-in-law temptation!
He can't get married in real life, but he is flirting a lot!
When I heard that he is flirting a lot, I thought he would flirt a lot.
I don't have the impression that he is flirting a lot.
I don't think so either.
He is very handsome.
No, no, no.
He is very handsome.
Are you single?
Let's have a toast and end it.
You came all the way here.
Let's have a toast!
Cheers!
How old are you now?
I am 44 years old.
Are you single?
Yes, I am single.
You want to get married, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You are looking for someone, aren't you?
I am looking for someone, but I haven't found one yet.
I haven't met anyone yet.
You haven't met anyone yet!
You don't have a high ideal, do you?
Why can't he get married even though he is so handsome?
The reason is demonstrated by our co-star!
First of all, Ms. Yui Ryoko!
Yes!
First of all, he is looking for women.
Ryoko-chan has been saying for more than ten years that "my ideal woman is definitely somewhere else," and I'm still scared of the fact that she is serious about it.
Because, for women, it seems like they will find only bad things when they start looking for women.
I think marriage is absolutely impossible!
I see.
Mr. Nakamura keeps looking for bad things all the time, but let's ask him what kind of things women don't like!
She doesn't get many messages from her friends.
I see.
This is...
Does she read it?
Yes, she does.
Don't you hate it when a woman who is dating only gets messages and messages from men?
I see.
It's good that men and women are popular, but...
I know she is in her 20s or early 30s, but she is already in her mid-40s.
Does she still say that?
I think she does.
I think so, too.
Does she like grilled meat?
Basically, she likes grilled meat.
Wow!
She is so cool, but doesn't she have confidence?
I see.
Maybe she does.
Let's say you are an actor.
Yes.
When you are dating with your co-workers, you have a love scene with your co-workers, right?
Yes, I do.
Do you feel like "What am I doing? She is dating me! It's ridiculous!" when you see that?
I think she does.
Wow!
But it's her job!
It's her job!
Does she want to be dyed in her own color?
Maybe she does.
I'm afraid of that.
Are you afraid of that?
I'm afraid of that.
Is she dying you in your own color?
I don't think so.
Is she a quick-witted person?
Maybe she was like that when she was young.
She says things about cleaning and how to fold laundry.
I'm not sure if I've done it before.
I did it a little while ago.
We were good friends.
I said I didn't do it.
After this, Ms. Nakamura received advice from Ms. Anna Yamasaki about women's psychology!
No, no, this is a woman's strategy.
Huh?
Why did Ms. Nakamura make her do all of this?
Have you ever been cheated on or deceived in the past?
Ah, that might be one of them.
I see.
You were cheated on, weren't you?
I was told I'd meet my seniors,
and I was late and went to a guy's place.
Huh?
You'll find out later.
That's quite a story.
That can be a trauma, too.
Because you become an asshole for cheating.
Huh?!
I don't know!
I don't know, I don't know.
It hasn't even started yet.
Kojira's "I don't like this kind of woman!"
Next up is...
And next up is...
Don't you say you're a woman you can't do anything about?
I don't know what you mean.
Because I'm a woman you can't do anything about.
I haven't been able to clean up in a while.
I don't like that kind of woman.
Why not?
Cleaning up is...
Huh?!
Why not?
I won't clean up anymore.
I won't do anything about it.
Because I can't do it.
And you're lowering the bar.
It's like an escape factory.
No, no, that's a woman's strategy.
Huh?!
Even if you say you can't clean up, you can do it when you get married.
Oh, gap?
Yes, it's aimed at home evaluation.
I see.
If you have me ...
What is this?
It's only been about ten minutes, but you're a pretty shallow man.
I see.
Is it easy to deceive?
But if you don't get married, won't you change?
No, I mean, if you raise the bar, it's not good.
After all, it will be a negative assessment.
Rather than being told that you are very good at cooking,
I'm a little bad at it.
The one who says it only cooks once a week is amazing.
I think you cooked for me.
Marriage life is very happy.
I see.
It's delicious, but I can say it too.
What are you two doing?
Mr. Matamura has been showing quite a bit of Kojira.
The reason why he can't get married after this claim is clear.
I can cook like a general mother.
This is what women hate the most.
This is really disgusting.
This is what women really hate.
What's disgusting about it?
The idea of using the word 'mother' against women is disgusting.
Can you cook like a general mother?
No, it's disgusting to say 'like a mother'.
You can't use it as your own team.
The team is not your own mother.
It's not your own mother.
It's general.
But that 'general' doesn't mean that it's a line of customers every week.
I don't know if it's in line with other people.
It's easy.
Are you making rice normally?
Are you washing?
Are you cleaning?
That's about it.
But you said 'that's about it', didn't you?
No matter how hard it is for a housewife,
if you pay for a housewife's job,
you'll get about the same amount of money as her husband.
No, it's not like that.
One person is long.
So you can do it yourself.
You can do anything.
If you're going to get married,
I want you to do it better than you do.
It's basically like that.
I thought I was born in the wrong era.
Showa?
Like early Showa.
I was probably born in that era, but I was born in the wrong era.
Okay.
Why are you closing it?
It's impossible.
You can't be born in the early Showa.
There's no point in talking about this anymore.
But you don't use the word 'mother' very often.
You should stop using the word 'mother'.
I'm not saying 'my mother'.
No, no, no. 'Mother' only exists in yourself.
It's basically your own mother.
You don't know your own mother, do you?
It's not just my own mother.
I want to go home!
It's annoying.
Everyone's talking about it.
The Mazacon problem is a big problem!
It's not about mazacon.
No, it's not about mazacon at all.
But if you say 'I drink mazacon here', that's wrong.
No, I don't drink it at all.
What you're saying is wrong.
Mom, please help me.
I like older women like you, mom.
What kind of women do you like?
I like domestic women.
I like people like you, mom.
People who are 10 years older than you.
If you're 10 years older than me,
I don't like people who are 54 years older than me.
You don't like that?
No, I like people who are older than me.
You're denying that you're 54 years old.
No, I'm not.
I'm 54 years old.
I'm older than you by 10,000 years.
Is there anyone who isn't older than you?
No, there isn't.
I'm going to expose you.
I think you're in a good age.
You're right.
You're in your 40s or 50s.
As an entertainer,
do you like people like me?
Do you like people like me?
You're right.
I like people like you.
What do you like about me?
How can I say it?
I don't like people who don't decorate themselves.
I don't like people who are flashy.
You're right.
I like people who are pure.
You're not pure.
I like people who are pure,
I like people who are passionate,
and I like people who can do housework.
But I don't like people like you, mom.
I don't like young people like you.
Do you like young people like me?
I don't like young people like you.
I don't like young people like you at all.
You're 44 years old and you deny young people like you.
Isn't it dangerous?
If you're over 40 years old,
young people like you are young people like you.
I think I like young people like you.
Me, too.
That's more brave.
You deny it.
But you said you like young people like me.
Isn't it strange?
No, I don't like young people like you at all.
What you're saying is wrong, mom.
Mr. Shahama, please help me.
What's going on?
There's someone good.
Someone good?
Yeah, like Enami.
Fuji TV.
Isn't he a man?
Um, so...
Where should we start?
But his way of thinking is very Showa.
He's saying that the era he was born in is wrong.
Even now, he keeps saying that the era he was born in is wrong.
But you're doing this, aren't you?
He's saying that the era he was born in is wrong.
That's why it can't be helped.
Even though you're doing it, you're forcing it on women.
Yes, yes, yes.
See?
I see.
Next up is the junior actor, Yamaguchi Shogo's testimony.
It seems like he's being hated for his comments about women.
How is it?
Making women's enemies with non-sense comments.
Shogo-kun is saying this.
Yes.
When he was acting with a big actress,
all of the staff at the set were paying attention to her.
And when Shunsuke-san saw that the set was turning in that actress' shift,
he said, "What? Is there such a thing?"
I don't know what it's like, but...
Hearing that made me more nervous.
I think he's saying what he thinks about women right away.
Yes.
I get it now!
You get it, right?
Yes.
And you're late and you're making her wait,
but you don't even apologize and just say, "Okay, see you!"
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
You don't know how many people are waiting for you.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you think about it like that, you're right.
Is there such a person?
Who?
Who is it?
That...
Is that what you were going to say?
That...
Is that what you were going to say?
That's too fast!
What was the point of this?!
But don't you feel pity for him?
I've never heard of it.
Of course I love him.
Wait a minute.
You didn't say a word.
I love Doraemon.
It's true.
There are a lot of insects flying around me.
Insects flying around you...
Cut it out!
That's what the actor is saying!
Sukiji Honmaru
The most popular dish of the restaurant is the famous "madai" which is served with a big piece of madai.
The soy sauce-based dish "tappuri wa fuan" brings out the umami of the sea bream.
There are other dishes like "kushi-yaki" which is baked with a fine charcoal and is juicy.
And "aji-fry" which is made with fresh horse mackerel for sashimi.
If you tell the store the keyword at the end of the show, you can get "butter-fry" of "urosumi- shakika". Don't miss it!
A handsome actor who can't get married, Mr. Nakamura's heartless remarks to girls. Next is...
"Asking women their age right away".
People say it's rude, don't they?
It doesn't make sense.
What is it?
It's like a gym class, so I ask "Is she older or younger than me?"
You ask "Is she older or younger than me?" and if she is younger than you, you treat her like an older woman and if she is older than you, you treat her like an older woman?
Subtly.
What does it mean?
Subtly.
"Oh, you are younger than me. Oh, I'm glad you asked me like that." "Oh, you are older than me. I'm sorry for that." Like that, you treat her like an older woman.
Are you going to lower your sensitivity today?
Really?
A big strategy to lower your sensitivity.
It's a big strategy.
For example, if you are older than me, you should treat me like an older woman.
If you are younger than me, you can treat me like an older woman.
I'm not younger than you, so I won't treat you like an older woman.
Ouch!
What are you doing?
You are hurting me.
I'm not hurting you at all.
You are hurting me.
You are trying to kill me.
I've been telling you on the Internet and you threatened me.
"Kato-cha-no-Yome".
Confessing the truth of married life.
Actress Yumiko Chakoo will also appear.
This week's keyword is...
"Ama-chan is cooler".
When you say this word in a shop, you will receive a wonderful gift.