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Tonight, even though she has a long career, it's her first encounter with downtown!
Veteran-san, nice to meet you! Special!
Muroi Shigeru, who is an individualist actress, was also very individualistic in her daily life.
This is Muroi-san's real bag.
Wait a minute, a paper bag?
What is it?
It's a zip lock bag.
Shocking daily life happens one after another.
Scary, scary, scary, scary!
Wait a minute!
The inside and the bottom of the river are disgusting!
And, even in downtown, an exciting actress has her own personality even during a wedding!
I don't really have any intention of getting married.
But you won't break up?
How can I break up?
Over 30 years of marriage life, the reality of it is shocking!
The candidate for Rock World, Sera Masanori.
Until now, there has been no co-operation with downtown.
Was there a reason for the co-operation not allowed in Hamada?
I have received a letter, so I will read it.
Hamada-san, if you get beaten up like you usually do,
you might be able to react.
No, wait, scary, scary, scary, scary!
This is...
You, write it!
I really don't like it!
Furthermore, there has been a long-standing relationship with Sakagami!
Sakagami-san said that it wasn't that kind of lock, didn't he?
You, write it!
Shuraba has a good feeling about this!
I'm serious!
Hashimoto game!
Are you up for it today, Hamachan?
You came in pretty early.
No, it's not like that.
I just happened to be cutting my hair.
No, you don't have to.
I'll give you three hits.
Wait a minute.
There's hair here.
Where are you going to give me three hits?
Go where you're supposed to walk.
Tonight's stage is a park where young people gather.
Let's have a drink in a common and reasonable shop.
At first glance, veteran individualist actress Muroi Shigeru is waiting for you.
I'm already here.
Here it is.
The first shop is Gochibochi.
Gochibochi!
It's a shop where you can enjoy real okonomiyaki in a retro shop that imagined the city of Osaka in the 1930s.
Tonight's actress Muroi Shigeru is waiting for you.
It's my first time meeting you.
That's unexpected.
I've never met you before.
I've met you a few times, but...
I don't think you like me that much.
What do you mean?
It's like you're saying that.
Let's see what kind of person she is.
Let's go.
I'm embarrassed.
Good evening, Muroi-chan.
Good evening.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
Here is our guest, Muroi Shigeru.
Nice to meet you.
Please have a seat.
It's my first time drinking this.
It's my first time.
It's strong.
I'm not sure if it's strong enough for me.
It's my first time drinking it raw.
It's raw.
Thank you for the drink.
Can I touch it?
I don't know how big it is.
Are you eating protein?
I don't know how big it is.
I don't know how far it is.
Muroi Shigeru became a big hit in 1988 with his drama "Yappari Neko ga Suki" and became famous.
After that, she won many movie awards and became a veteran actress with 38 years of acting experience.
Muroi shows various sides of herself as an actress, but her private life is surprisingly mysterious.
Tonight, we will talk about her private life.
Muroi Shigeru-san, here is the matching.
"Omurice" production.
I love cats
Kikujirou and Saki
Hanako and Wan
Nodojima and Filing
The voice actor of Dory
Hamham
Why do you eat yakisoba when you introduce this movie?
I know!
I think it's important.
Here.
I want you to wait for a moment.
It's okay.
Muroi Shigeru-san,
Muroi-san, you know many people,
so we will talk about your weird personality.
No, it's a scary show.
It's a scary show, of course.
Muroi-san, as an individualist actress,
has a unique private life.
First of all, we will hear from Yoko Asano and Takanori Jinnai, who have been friends for 30 years.
Jinnai-chan doesn't trust many things,
so she pays with cash.
But that cash is also in the zip lock.
She just takes out the zip lock and puts it down.
I brought it down today, so here you go.
You can see how much she has right away.
Jinnai-chan's private life
She has a manuscript, right?
So I thought she was working on a word plot on a computer,
but she is a JAPONICA academic director.
She always writes JAPONICA academic director manuscripts.
Jinnai-chan's private life
She is a JAPONICA academic director. She always writes JAPONICA academic director manuscripts manuscripts manuscripts manuscripts manuscripts manuscripts manuscripts manuscripts
What is it?
It has a zip lock.
Is it a small bag?
What is it?
It is a new type of zip lock.
Is it possible to open it like that?
Yes, it is.
Shinobu, look at this.
I am scared.
Wait a minute.
Why is it packed like this?
It is useless.
The inside and the outside are different.
Why is it a zip lock?
Money comes and goes.
If it is dirty, your wallet will get dirtier and dirtier.
I don't like it.
I used to put it in a box.
A box?
I used to put it in a cute chocolate box of Demel.
But it got messy.
Then, everyone told me not to make it a zip lock.
It is dangerous for Demel.
This is just full of money.
Look at this.
Recently, I don't have a wallet.
Because it is a card?
It is electronic money.
Really?
Aren't you scared?
No, I am not scared.
It is safer for me when I drop it.
It is all cash.
I have a card, but I haven't used it for decades.
I am also a Muroi-san type of person.
Are you a Gara-type of person?
Of course, I am Gara-type of person.
That's right.
We are the same type of person.
Mr. Sakagami is also Gara-type of person.
I don't have a lot of friends.
But I have about 350 of them.
I see.
Mr. Muroi, do you have any of them?
I do have some of my new friends.
But I have about 50 of them that I call me all the time.
Do you remember?
What?
On the contrary, it is amazing.
What?
That's amazing.
It is a secret weapon.
Don't you listen to music?
I listen to music.
I listen to this big and round one.
Round?
That's amazing, Mr. Muroi!
Because it's not a smartphone.
Oh, I see. You look a little strange.
Have you been doing well?
No, no, it's normal.
No, no, it's not normal.
By the way, at the pre-meeting of this program, it suddenly rained.
And Mr. Muroi said that he was wearing a garbage bag he got at a cafe on the way.
He said, "If you don't mind, I'll lend you an umbrella."
It's hard for me to go back there again, so I said, "Oh, then can you give me a piece of garbage bag for ten yen?"
Garbage bag!
That's crazy! Did you pay ten yen?
I paid ten yen.
Did you receive ten yen?
I received it.
Mr. Muroi continues on his way, but here's what's next!
In fact, there seems to be a lot of things around Mr. Muroi that make you shiver!
From now on, please enjoy "Muroi Stairs" at the end of summer!
When you're together, strange phenomena happen and you're scared!
What's that?
This is a request from the manager.
When you're with Muroi, strange phenomena that can't be explained often happen and you're scared.
When you shoot Muroi with a fully charged digital camera, for some reason the battery becomes 0%.
Also, when you're with Muroi in a small waiting room and you receive an email, you'll be shocked!
It seems like something that reacts to electricity.
I'm gradually changing it to LED, but it turns off even though it's LED.
The LED that doesn't turn off?
So I said to the electrician, "Excuse me, this is strange."
Then I tried it like this and it works there.
But when I brought it home, it was on for a while, but then it turned off.
What's that?
Mr. Muroi's hair make-up and hair iron also deteriorate quickly, so you always have two of them.
Yes, my hair dryer stops working and my hair curler also breaks quickly.
But you're wearing a lot of hair curlers today, aren't you?
I'm fine today. I have two of them.
You have two of them.
Doesn't the washlet work?
The washlet works too much and it doesn't stop before the show.
So the occult washlet is a nuisance.
At that time, Mr. Muroi?
I'm doing a live show and I have to leave in five minutes, so I wear a costume and it doesn't stop.
So it doesn't stop.
If I stand up, I might get wet.
So first of all, whatever happens, I have to flush out the water.
But I can't do it.
So I thought about how to minimize the damage.
So I opened the door like this.
It's definitely going to be water.
So I opened it like this and simulated it.
In the end, I said, "Why doesn't it stop?" and it stopped.
Really?
It's scary, and it's also a little scary to poop before the show starts.
I didn't say I pooped. I didn't say that.
Oh, right. Matsumoto-san.
I heard you heard about Muroi-san on "City Legend" radio.
Yes.
About ten years ago, Muroi-san had a murder case.
There is a city legend about Muroi-san that Matsumoto- san became famous for talking about it in the media for a while.
However, there is a shocking story behind it.
When I entered the apartment, I passed by a man, but I didn't care about it at all.
Anyway, I spent the day in my room.
The next day, I came home and saw that there was a murder case in the apartment the day before.
I saw it on TV.
About three days later, it happened again.
At that time, a police officer came and asked me if I knew about the recent incident.
If you notice anything or remember anything, please let me know.
I thought for a moment that I passed by a man, but I didn't care about it because I didn't like it.
The police officer left.
A few days later, I was caught by the culprit.
Then I saw it on TV.
It's here. A T-shirt.
I followed him and checked his room.
I checked if he remembers me or not.
If you said you know him, it would have been bad.
He's not Muroi.
It's not about me. It's about a stylist's friend.
I talked about Muroi a lot in a TV show.
Really?
I know you.
I thought you were Muroi.
I wrote an essay about how we talked about scary stories in summer.
Koji Imada first talked about it in "Downtown Deluxe".
After that, he talked about it more.
How did it happen?
I felt like I was in a scary situation.
When I met Koji Imada, he came to me a lot.
I'm in trouble, to be honest.
He said that.
I remember that.
I got a present from a fan.
It had a DVD and a video.
I saw it and it was a video of a fan dancing.
I saw it and it was in Muroi's room.
That's scary!
I don't know about it.
I've never heard of it.
G.I.R. says it all.
I say it a lot, too.
A pudding was sent to me.
A pudding?
Muroi also had a scary story about his fans.
"It's a homemade pudding," he said, and a picture of a very beautiful woman was sent to me.
"Please try my pudding," I said.
There were six or something in it, and I wasn't sure if it was raw or not.
But he was a very pure-hearted and beautiful man, and I ate it.
It was really delicious.
After a while, I got a letter from him again.
"How was it?" he said. "Actually, there's a hidden flavor in it."
Oh, I see. He was holding a baby.
What do you mean?
There was a little bit of breast milk in it.
Oh, my God!
But you couldn't get angry.
I couldn't get angry, and it was delicious.
But you know...
Mr. Muroi has a lot of unique experiences.
It seems that their marriage is also going down the same path.
Speaking of Mr. Muroi...
Do you know about his true relationship with a legendary director?
That's a shock for me.
Mr. Kazuhiko Hasegawa.
Yes, yes.
We call you "Mr. Goji," but...
"The Murderer of Youth," and "The Man Who Stole the Sun" are also famous works.
Yes, yes, yes.
The two have been living as partners for more than 30 years.
Their relationship, which has not been talked about much so far, has been exposed!
I don't have any intent of legally marrying at all.
It's long, it's long. But long, it can't be helped.
You didn't have to put him in a room, but …
No, I didn't.
What?
I didn't put him in a room or anything like that.
Because it's sort of like, it's like, when you put each other in a room, you feel a sense of security or something like that, you know?
No, no, I'm not comfortable.
Even if you go somewhere, it's no problem at all.
No way!
What kind of life do you have now?
Nothing, maybe...
Are you married?
No, I'm not married yet.
Do you live together?
We live together.
Do you know each other?
It's been a while.
I heard you're a scary person in a bar.
Don't I look scary?
You're scary.
I've met you once.
Oh, really?
Now, it's Mr. Hamada's fear experience.
It's his first encounter with Mr. Hasegawa.
He was holding something like a V-jinae and giving a speech.
Suddenly, Mr. Hasegawa came to me.
And he was really sloppy and drank alone in a big counter.
Well, it's impressive, isn't it?
Yes, and I was told, "I'm calling you."
I was called and said, "By the way, I saw a drama called 'Yes' for the first time this time."
I said, "Oh, thank you very much."
Can you not open your schedule for three months or six months?
What are you talking about?
I don't think it's possible now.
Oh, is that so?
It's impossible.
Because someone came to me as soon as possible.
I have that image.
Do you remember that?
I don't know.
But it's not as scary as it looks.
I live far away from home.
Are you away from home?
Legs and legs?
It's always like that.
But you can't say goodbye?
But how can I say goodbye?
You're young.
How old are you?
I'm old enough.
You are, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Do you kiss?
I don't.
I don't do it.
No.
When was the last time you kissed?
I don't remember.
The stage of a fun party with Shigeru Uroi is Okonomiyaki Bochi Bochi.
The most popular dishes are the yam steak and green onions on top of the large-sized bochi bochi yaki deluxe.
The rich homemade sauce gives you the taste of vegetables.
Mr. Takagami has one, too.
It's good and soft.
The last key word of the show is the donpei yaki.
♪ I love your song everyday ♪
Lastly, Mr. Muroi, is there any specialty you'd like Downtown to see?
Yes, I'd like to see it.
I feel like I've already seen a lot of specialty.
Next, Downtown's action!
Mr. Muroi's specialty is a must-see!
Specialty?
Yes.
Is it well-received on TV?
Is it good?
Yes, is it good?
Yes.
Thank you for tonight!
♪ I love your song everyday ♪
Yes!
What?
It's ringing in my head!
Why?
Amazing!
It's just amazing!
What's the next song?
I think it's okay for it to be the last song.
Is it a scary song?
No, I can't put my hand on it if I'm angry.
Amazing! Amazing!
I don't like it!
In the next shop, you can rarely see variety shows!
Even in summer, rock 'n' roller, Sera Masenori is waiting for you!
♪ I'll give it to you ♪
Speaking of Sera Masenori-san...
This year marks her 42nd debut.
She's been leading the Japanese rock scene for a long time!
♪ Tonight, I'll make you fall ♪
As an actor, he also plays a wild role!
♪ Marumaru mori mori fukatsu kaoru ♪
I'm still saving these.
In 2011's drama "Marumo no Okite",
his image and the role he played became a hot topic!
So cute!
Speaking of Mr. Cera, he has a strong aura and everyone around him is nervous about him.
In fact, he has nothing in common with Downtown, but there is a shocking reason behind it!
Here we are!
This is a barbohouse, a restaurant where you can enjoy rich cocktails and excellent Mexican food.
Here we have a musician and actor, Mr. Cera!
Mr. Cera is the one who takes care of the barbohouse.
I've never heard of him before.
Is it your first time meeting him?
Yes, I've never met him before.
In fact, we have a letter from Mr. Cera's office.
What is it?
Mr. Cera respects Downtown very much and watches the show.
However, due to his very serious personality, he can't make very interesting introductions.
Also, when Mr. Hamada slaps him like he always does, you can't help but react.
I didn't want to disturb you by breaking the atmosphere of the bar.
I won't do it!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I won't do it! I'm a guest!
I won't do it! I won't do it!
I won't do it!
Mr. Cera refused to appear in Downtown's show because of that reason.
I've never had anything to do with him before, so I thought it was strange.
But I think Mr. Cera is pretending to be Mr. Hamada.
Don't say that!
Write it! Write it!
Write which one you'll get!
Leave me alone!
I want to see it!
First of all, I won't do it!
I can see it!
Of course!
You're right!
I have to solve those misunderstandings!
You're right!
You won't get lost, right?
Of course!
You won't get lost, right?
Of course!
I really don't like it!
I suddenly got lost...
Ah! With the strongest tension in the show industry, we finally meet!
This broadcast is brought to you by the following sponsors.
I really don't like it!
Seeing Sera-san for the first time today who's turned down our offer!
Your presence is a little...
Good morning!
Thanks for letting us take your time!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Yes, Nice to meet you!
That's right, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Sera.
Nice to meet you!
Hello
Nice to meet you!
Thank you very much!
Let's do it.
So, we have Seraba Takami as our guest.
Good morning.
Seraba, are you okay there?
Yes, I'm fine.
Seraba-san, five times?
What is this?
This is not good.
This is the best.
Seraba-san, which one of you moves the most?
This is my position.
What do we number?
No, it's not like that.
You're right-handed, right?
No, it's not like that.
Are you okay? I'm left-handed.
That's scary!
But this time, Sera-san, why did you accept this appearance?
Why is that?
Until now, I haven't been asked like this.
There's something I've been wondering about, Sera- san.
We've been talking about this for a long time on various programs.
When I look at Hamada-san normally, something starts, doesn't it?
Wait, Sera-san, please say it again!
My defense instinct that I've built up since I was young...
That's...
I'm sorry for bothering you.
No, no, that's...
I don't understand that!
What did you just say?
You...
Defense instinct!
Are you okay?
Are you mad?
But Sera-san, if you're not stupid, you probably won't do it, right?
Ah, I see.
Basically, it's a joke.
Yes, yes, I understand.
But you want something funny in a way, don't you?
Well, that's true.
What are you talking about?
And so, Hashigo Sake, which was the start of the Harambu Group,
What will happen?
What will happen? What will happen?
Hey you!
Don't you dare!
Don't you dare say that to me!
Then, cheers!
Thank you for the food!
Hmm...
Ah, the shirt...
Now, first of all,
Sera-san, who is a musician and also an actor,
has a simple profile.
Then, along with her 42 years of debut,
let's go to the legend of bad weather!
42 years of jail life, Sera Masanori, 63 years old, born in Hiroshima...
Hey you, don't go to Hiroshima!
Don't...
Don't say that!
But it was when you were 21.
Yes, that's right.
While you were playing in a band, you quickly debuted as a twister.
Your ballad was a big hit.
You tried to sing in your own band style and kept on working with the staff.
Stop fighting!
Look!
Stop fighting!
That's right!
Don Quintero!
Let me tell you without misunderstanding.
Huh?
That's not it!
Stop fighting!
What do you mean?
I just broke it.
When I made my debut, I was still in a rock band.
Were you a college student?
I was about to graduate from college.
I got a grant from Montes.
My sister loved you very much.
I guess so.
At that time, everyone said "I love you".
No, it wasn't like that.
But it didn't become an answer.
It was a constant fight.
Until then, singers sang in orchestration.
But now, singers and band members have their own set.
We are newbies and don't know anything.
So we don't have a monitor.
When we sing, a crack comes down.
Then you can't hear what you've heard so far.
Excuse me, can you monitor me?
Everyone, please record me.
I'm a guitar soloist, so please record me.
When we talk like that, it's like we're fighting.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
You have a big fist.
In Ginza now, Kazuki Kosakai mistakenly called Serasa's name "Kiminori" and got angry.
Where did you find it?
No, the staff here is good at finding things like that.
Did you get angry?
No, it seems that I told Kosakai "It's not "Kiminori", it's "Masanori".
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Something is wrong! Something is wrong!
What is that?
But there is also a good understanding.
You didn't get angry, did you?
Of course not.
You didn't get angry, did you?
No, I didn't.
I basically never got angry.
No, you didn't.
You didn't get angry, you were simply angry.
That's disgusting!
Let's move on.
But at that time, people were very popular.
That's right.
Yes, you can't avoid it.
You guys are messed up.
Serasa, you were very popular.
Please tell us the legend of "messed up".
At that time, I had just become a vocalist and won a contest.
I came out of Tokyo and became a hit.
I have been invited to various programs.
But I was barely singing.
At that time, I didn't care if I collapsed tomorrow.
If you don't sleep for eight hours a day, you can't sing the next day.
I've been doing it for 42 years.
I've only been home twice since I became a self- employed banker.
That's amazing!
You've been sleeping for eight hours.
I've been doing it since I was an amateur.
After singing, I cool it with ice and go into the water bath and sleep for eight hours.
I've been doing it for a long time.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Did you eat inside or outside?
I've been sleeping for a long time!
I've never been to the fishing port.
When you say "fishing port", I feel like you've done a lot of things.
For example, there are times when you compare your favorite type of woman to a celebrity, right?
Is there such a person?
You and I met a long time ago, right?
Yes, there is.
And you said that she wasn't your type of woman, right?
I won't forgive you for this!
I won't forgive you for this, Ms. Sarah!
Suddenly, his relationship with Ms. Takagami has been revealed!
You and I met a long time ago, right?
Yes, there is.
And you said that she wasn't your type of woman, right?
I won't forgive you for this!
I won't forgive you for this, Ms. Sarah!
Suddenly, his relationship with Ms. Takagami has been revealed!
Actually, there is another surprising truth behind this!
I was in middle school.
Middle school?!
When I was in middle school, I was filming a drama at Shibuya Video Studio.
And I was invited by a certain actress.
I went to a nearby pasta shop.
I don't know what it was, but it was about music.
Yeah, you should sit down.
And I asked her, "Shinobu-kun, what kind of music do you like?"
Since I was into Western music, I said, "Ah, that one, that one."
And she said, "Doesn't it work in Japan?"
And I said, "Anyway, I don't like Seranancha Twist."
It's in my bike book. What do you want me to do with it?
And it was like a joke.
But the waiter in front of me said...
Huh? No way!
And when I looked at him, all of them were there!
What?!
Seranancha Twist?!
Scary!
I thought I was going to get killed!
And who was there with you at the time?
Midori Kinouchi.
That's probably why I couldn't cut it.
What is this?!
I'm a big Midori Kinouchi fan.
Is that so?!
I still like Midori Kinouchi even now.
You held it in?
No, I didn't hold it in. I probably didn't see it.
I was like, "Ah, it's Midori-san!"
And the next song I played was "Hikigan".
She's really angry.
We've briefly introduced her career so far.
But since it's your first encounter with Downtown- san and you may continue to work with her in the future,
we've asked the president of the agency about Seran's past.
Here it is.
"Rock 'n' Roller", Seran Masanori's "Trisetsu".
And now, we're revealing Seran's true self!
Her hobbies are...
Dashi, tea and pottery.
Wow, you sound like an old man.
Get out of my way!
I think Hamada-san's punches are more than enough for now.
Shut up!
I'm going to use my brain now.
I'm getting a testimony from the president.
After meetings and rehearsals, she starts making dashi before dinner.
She's also into tea and pottery.
She makes matcha for her guests and serves them her own pottery.
By the way, she likes hype and records Hamada- san's playback every week.
By the way, do you watch white show as well?
I'm not happy about it. It's just a threat.
Do you make dashi?
I don't eat out.
For example, when I'm at work and Mew-chan comes to rehearse with me,
I first make matcha for her.
I also make matcha chawanmushi for her.
What?!
I rehearse with her and when it's about 5 p.m.,
I stand up and say, "Can you do it again for me?"
To make dashi.
To make dashi?!
In the winter, I make it in a pot.
Now that it's summer and it's getting warmer,
I start making dashi for miso soup.
The members like you, don't they?
Is that so?
It might be a hassle.
Whenever I get matcha, I have to praise the chawanmushi.
It's like...
It's like "No Mura no Yoccha".
When I go to Sera's studio for rehearsal,
it ends in one hour and then I have to talk about pottery for two hours.
It's a hassle!
That's not easy!
Shall we talk about pottery?
No, no, no!
By the way, I've been listening to you for a while.
Yes.
You also appeared in "Marumono o Kite".
Yes, I did.
I heard you taught pottery to your co-stars in the front room.
What?!
That's...
He was not only a musician, but he also brought pottery tools to the set of the drama and it seems that he was all out in the pottery world!
I played the role of the owner of the bar.
Yes.
At that time, I was just doing pottery, so I was offered a plate to various young people in Kamamoto, such as Bizen and Iga in Japan.
Oh!
Everyone was interested in it and asked me if I would like to make it.
It's annoying!
I made a studio in the morning and I made pottery in the middle of the night.
I also collected all the tools I used and put them in the front room.
Then, everyone started learning the script.
I was told in the shadows, "Wake up, Sera!"
I have to do this!
I'm scared of the next one!
You guys!
Rock'n'roller Sera Masanori's Triceps Part 2!
Don't know manners and chase them to the end of death!
That's scary!
The president says it like this!
Sera gets angry at people who write 'thank you'.
Before, when she was driving herself to work in a hurry,
a traffic light-ignoring bicycle jumped out and Sera hit the brakes.
Thinking that her opponent would apologize, she pointed her middle finger at Sera and started running.
Seeing that, Sera immediately got out of the car and shouted, 'I won't chase you!'
She chased the bicycle at full speed.
That's scary. The aftermath is scary.
What happened after that?
Fuzaki Ryudo-san, Iwaki Koichi-san and the three of them went to Yokohama.
Those three are troublesome!
However, the group's title is 'Gentle Three'.
Oh, no!
That was the worst!
You just said, 'Go to me!' with your eyes!
At that intersection, when you turn right,
Ryudo-san and Iwaki-san are waiting for you.
You're going to Yokohama.
However, even though I waited for him and let him go,
he stood up and pointed his middle finger at me.
Oh, that makes me angry!
So I asked the staff to leave the car to me and started running.
Then, when he said, 'Whatever you do,'
I started running and chased him.
I stopped and ran away.
But in my head,
the theme of 'to the left, to the right' came up.
You're the worst!
What? Actually, it's this way.
No, no.
"It's this way." "No, it's not. I'm already nervous."
"What's wrong with you?" "I'm scared."
But I'm glad you didn't catch up.
"What would you do if you caught up?" "There's an incident."
If you raise your middle finger,
even if you get shot in America, you can't help it.
If you do it to someone stupid,
someone stupid will say, 'I'm glad I did it.'
No, no.
Please believe me.
No, no.
But the staff of Sera-san
knows Sera-san very well.
That's what I think.
What should we be careful of?
Be careful of Sera-san's anger!
What's that?
It's really angry.
Sera-san, will you finally get angry?
Sera-san's anger is divided into three stages.
One, it happens in standard language.
Two, it gets angry in Kansai dialect.
Three, it gets quiet in Hiroshima dialect.
Four, it gets angry in Hokkaido dialect.
Five, it gets angry in Hokkaido.
Six, it gets angry in Hokkaido.
Seven, it gets angry in Hokkaido.
Eight, it gets angry in Hokkaido.
I talk quietly in Hiroshima dialect.
I have to have something in my cell phone, so I register various police officers' phone numbers as a precautionary measure.
There must be something.
The president is hot.
The president is pretty hot.
By the way, have you ever been to Hiroshima dialect?
I've been there only once this year.
There was a driver who drove a lot in Kyushu.
You know a lot about roads.
I know most of the roads.
The way you step on the brakes is bad, and the way you break in is like this.
I thought, "This is no good."
And it was like this again.
Could you step on the brakes a little more gently?
I said.
Humanity!
Then the driver got even more nervous and stepped on the brakes hard at that time.
After all, Mr. Sera, even if you get angry quietly, you have a lot of impact.
And about human relationship etiquette, let me tell you about it.
But according to what I've heard, you don't like girls who don't have respect for their partners.
In such a case, we should try to be fair.
You don't have to go there and make trouble.
But this time, Mr. Sera is expressing his respect for you in this way.
I'd like you to take a look at it.
I'm scared.
After this, super-respect video!
I guess I was seen like this.
It's not like that!
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Someone has expressed their respect for you in this way.
I'd like you to take a look at it.
Scary, scary, scary!
"Kuchipaku Hit Studio" at night!
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The famous song that appeared in "Kuchipaku de Nessshou suru Kikaku" is...
I respect you!
Huh?
I respect you!
Hey, hey, sit down.
This is wrong.
It's not like that, Sera-san!
No, no, Sera-san!
I saw various videos of you!
I listened to you and did various things!
You had such things!
No, no, I've never seen you like that!
No, no, no, no, no!
You're making fun of me, too!
You did things like this, too!
No, I don't know about this!
That's right! That's right!
That's right!
That's enough!
You're crazy!
You're making fun of me!
Sera-san, you did things like this?
You did things like this, too!
No, no, I've never seen you like this!
It's not like that!
How did you like it, Sera-san?
No, it was cute.
"Cute" is a scary word!
No, no, it's really cute.
When I told the president that Sera-san would watch this video...
He said, "You're going to show that to Sera-san?"
If you don't know what I'm talking about, you can leave it up to the end of the earth.
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"Yattoko Suttoko Onnatabi" new album will be released from September 10th.
Also, "Cha-Cha-Cha" of "Virus" will be released on iTunes in August.
Please listen to it as well.
There's something I really want to say about "downtown".
I thought I was really going to die, but I was almost killed by that person.
What is the case that Mitani Kouki was almost killed in "Downtown"?
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