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Tonight's "downtown nine" is about three people who have a gentle face and spit poison.
Let's listen to the back story of the Korean top artist's husband and Kate's international marriage.
He hasn't been around for two years.
Isn't it the first time you've met him?
He's an adult. It may be the first time I've met him.
I've never heard of love from Marie-chan, on TV or anything.
That's why I'm a little nervous to hear you say it like that.
In addition, 20s couple Zun and Yi-yong reveal the reality of a married couple at home.
Kate has been watching all the time, right?
It feels like Marie-chan is moving.
That's amazing.
So you're completely attracted to Siri?
Yi-yong didn't seem to like Marie-chan as much as I did.
Masuo-san, can I take off my glasses?
Idiot.
Why is that?
And now, a big attention-grabber, Kanda Matsunojo.
Matsunojo-san, you're chasing me now.
Studio Ghibli's Toshio Suzuki and Sina Apple, as well as famous people from all over the world, are in love with him.
He's very popular with women and his tickets are sold out quickly.
It's more interesting for me to chase you from a distance than to talk to you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
There's a passionate 11-year-old chasing me.
Write dirty pictures and send them to me.
He's reliable.
Once you drink it, you can't get enough of it.
Tonight's stage is Kagura-zaka, which leaves an old- fashioned charm.
From a little unusual creative Chinese cuisine to fluffy okonomiyaki and more,
a delicious dish that will make you drool over Mr. Sakagami will appear.
It's delicious.
It's really delicious.
Thank you.
In the first store, we have a talent, Sekine Mari- chan.
We've arrived at the store.
This is Enkaen-san.
She has a great sense of smell.
Sekine Mari-chan is waiting for you.
I think you're happy to be a mother, but do you have any complaints?
Let's ask her about it.
I see. It's about time for complaints.
Right?
Yes.
Good morning.
Good morning. Nice to meet you.
It's been a while.
It's been a while. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
The guest of this store is Sekine Mari-chan.
Nice to meet you.
It's been a while since you released an album, hasn't it?
That's right.
Speaking of Sekine Mari-san...
Her father is Sekine Tsutomu-san.
She studied at an international school from an early age and graduated from an American university.
It's not true.
Even after his debut as a talent, he has been highly praised for his talented character.
He is indeed the strongest double-targeted talent.
And his husband, who married in 2014, is a top Korean artist, Mr. K.
He is the first Korean male singer to win first place in a Japanese single ranking for two consecutive works.
What kind of life is a double-targeted talent and an international marriage of a top artist?
What is the unexpected effect of Korean weapons on weekly magazines?
In addition, what is the annoying behavior of his father, who loves his grandchild, Mr. Seki?
I'll tell you everything.
Then I'll ask you to do it for me.
I'm sorry.
Shokoshi!
And spring rolls with shrimp that Erin gave me.
And I'd like you to eat this.
Yellow shrimp chili.
Yellow!
This is excellent!
Yellow!
The stage of "Double-targeted Talent" is a banquet hall where casual creative Chinese people can enjoy.
The popular menu of "Yellow Shrimp Chili" is a refreshing taste perfect for summer, based on paprika, which is baked and squeezed out sweetness, and spiciness with green pepper.
In addition, spring rolls with one whole summer- only shrimp,
Erin's fritters fried with pepper and coconut powder,
and five-year-old Kamedashi Shokoshi make a toast!
If you tell the store the keyword of the last program of the program, you won't miss the service of spring rolls!
Oh.
- Long-Awaited Review - Yes.
Oh, it's coming!
- Ah, wow, yellow. - This is the fried shrimp.
Wow!
I'd like you all to try this a little.
This is paprika.
- Oh...! - Yellow paprika.
- I didn't know. - The spiciness is pretty strong.
I was wondering whether it might be spicy with this color of thing, but it's surprisingly spicy.
- I didn't know. - But I think you should eat it.
- So, Mr. Mari's husband is... - Ah, yes!
She is a singer named Kei. She has collaborated with Downtown many times, but there is a collaboration video from 12 years ago, so please watch it for a moment.
Mari's husband Kei was talking about his feelings of love.
It's a long time ago.
He is young!
I don't have a girlfriend yet.
I had one four years ago.
You had one four years ago?
Yes, but I haven't had one for four years.
You haven't had one for four years?
I've never dated a Japanese woman, so I want to date one.
You want to make a debut, don't you?
Please introduce me.
What?
Please introduce me.
Is that what you were watching?
What kind of ideal woman do you like?
I like people who are strong-willed.
In terms of personality?
Yes, in terms of personality.
I'm more of an "M" type of person.
Why do you say that?
Kei-san, you speak Japanese so well and you seem so kind.
Now, let's hear about your story of getting married and international marriage.
This is 12 years ago.
Were you already dating at that time?
No, I was still a student at that time.
I was still studying abroad.
It was right after this that I graduated and came to Japan.
So you didn't know Kei?
I knew her song. I knew her existence and songs.
But you didn't know Kei was an "M" type of person.
That's right. I didn't know.
But you said you like strong-willed people.
Are you strong-willed?
Am I strong-willed?
If you say it like that, I don't think you are.
It doesn't seem like it.
You tend to show off to your dad, right?
That's right.
You're definitely an "M" type of person.
My dad is already an "M" type of person.
Your dad is an "M" type of person?
It's amazing that you're saying it like that.
But who asked you to date first?
In the end, he asked me first.
Why? Why?
"Can we date?" "Can you date me?"
Something like that.
What made you want to date him?
We used to meet on a show together.
He came to my radio show as a guest.
We got to know each other there.
When I saw you like that, I thought you might be an "M" type of person.
As an "S" type of person...
I thought you might be an "M" type of person.
This is a weird story, but...
Let's talk about weird stories.
What is it?
Mari-chan...
Mari-chan doesn't have the image of dating a lot of people.
Kei-san...
You're not the first person you've dated, right?
That's right.
It might be the first time I've dated an adult.
An adult?
What do you mean?
What is that?
It's like dating when you were a student.
Like, "Let's go home together."
That's not it.
How about you, Suzu?
I've always been an adult.
I've never heard of love stories on TV or anything like that.
I'm a little scared to hear it like this.
My father is a senior, so it's hard for me to step into it.
I hope you can say it yourself.
I'm the type of person who can't hear it at all.
Thank you!
I'm tired and irritated.
I'm scared of this race.
But it's amazing, isn't it?
You've been dating and getting married for a long time.
How long has it been?
About four and a half years.
That's a long time.
Didn't you get married during that time?
At first we dated for a year and then he wasn't there for two years.
Oh, that's it!
That's why you can't get married.
But you've been waiting for it.
Yes.
Isn't that exciting?
It's true that you haven't seen each other for a while.
You've been together for two years.
It's not like we can't see each other for a long time.
I have a break or a visit, so I go over there and meet my parents.
You're like a family.
You were a soldier at the time, weren't you?
Yes, I'm wearing it now.
Oh, really?
It's a rule.
You haven't seen each other for two years.
That's where it ends.
It's almost always like that.
Even if you have a break and you can go out, you rarely cheat on each other, do you?
That's right.
But you came back from the military and you're happy about it?
I've been talking about it before I went there.
If you're going to date, you should talk about marriage.
Are you married for the fifth year now?
My daughter is two and a half years old.
What did Tsutomu, the father of the daughter, think of Marie's international marriage?
I was really happy.
Kei is kind.
You didn't feel like an ordinary father who was taken away, did you?
Not at all.
It's like a baton touch for the next person.
In terms of 400m relay, I ran the first round of batons 100m.
Because I graduated from Japan.
The father agreed.
They overcame the long-distance relationship and made it to the goal.
However, even in their fifth year of marriage, they seem to be concerned about little things.
Is there anything you want from Kei?
I have a little water and tea left in my pet bottle.
That's increasing day by day.
I always say, "Oh, it's out. Leave a little for me."
Leave a little for you?
In my house, I call it like that.
I'm not interested in that kind of fun talk.
It's not fun.
It's messy.
I want to hear it right away.
It's messy.
They want to see Marie's different side.
We invited someone who knows Marie well.
Really?
Yes.
It's Shingo Kazami.
It's a tear-jerking opportunity.
Idiot!
I'm sorry! I'm glad you came out as a result of your tears!
Takashi-san!
Yes, I'm sorry!
I'm glad you're in that generation!
I see, your father is connected!
That's right! I'm Iio Zun!
Nice to meet you!
I'm sorry!
Mari-san's father, Sekine Tsutomu-san's junior in the office, Iio Zun.
He and the Sekine family have been together for more than 20 years and have known Mari-chan well since they were little.
Iio-san seems to know a lot about Mari-chan's secret at home!
But from Iio-kun's point of view, what is Mari- chan's taking off style like?
This is the bold side of it!
Kei-chan is delicate and when it comes to choosing clothes, Kei-chan is design-oriented and fashion- oriented.
But Mari-chan is strong against wind and rain and only wears clothes that mountains and such choose for her.
Functionality!
That's right! Functionality is important!
Even when I was able to sell and make enough money, I used gum tape to cover the holes in my backpack.
Gum tape?!
I used it in large quantities.
You used it a lot back in the day!
But I was also quite a military man!
I want to see it! I really want to see it!
Kei-chan has been watching all the time, right?
Like how it moves.
It feels like Mari-chan is moving as if she were moving.
That's amazing!
Does that mean you're completely attracted to Siri?
Maybe I'm the clear black type.
And he's more of a gray type.
The more we talk about it, the more I feel like it won't break.
What's going on?
When Kei-chan got off, Mari-chan changed her name to express her emotions.
Mari-chan.
I just said "Mari-chan" and she said "Mari-chan!"
When I broke it.
Mari-chan! Mari-chan!
You know what I mean, right?
That's Mari-chan's way of saying it.
I thought it broke just now!
Did you have it with you?
No, I didn't.
When I was in high school,
I used to wear it when I came home from school.
And then,
in my jersey,
I'd hold on to my leftover bento and say,
It's a hassle to eat breakfast.
That's not like you!
I'm a manly man.
I'm a man!
I don't mind at all!
Mari-chan is such a manly woman.
Even as she grows up,
she behaves like her husband, Kei-san.
Since I'm a man,
Kei-chan, for example,
when I hug her like this,
like Matsuno-san and everyone else has done it before,
I'd say, "My daughter's neck is like this, too."
But in Mari-chan's case,
instead of saying "it's a hassle,"
she'd say "it's a hassle," and then
she'd just say "it's a hassle," and then
she'd say "it's a hassle," and then
and my mom would always say, "That's rough, huh?"
It's a hassle!
I think my father is like that, too.
What? It doesn't look like it.
It's a hassle for the security guard.
Normally, when you open the door,
you go in like this, right?
When you open half of it, you go in like this.
It doesn't look like it.
You've gotten pretty good at it.
Thank you, professor.
I didn't think you'd like Mai-chan that much.
Matsumoto-san, can I take my glasses off?
Idiot.
Matsumoto-san, there's no reason for you to get up like that.
Matsumoto-san, do you have a girlfriend?
No, I don't know about that.
I don't have one!
I'm sure you have one.
You're so small.
No matter how you look at it...
I'm sure you'll grow up.
But you don't look at it like that.
Matsumoto-san, can you say that again?
What are you going to do about it?
At home, Mari-chan is a little stronger than her husband.
To such Mari-chan, her father, Sekine Chitomo-san, claims.
I don't know how many faces I have, but I'm going crazy.
I'm in a good mood.
If we don't meet for two days, I'm a forbidden girl.
That's why I have a lot of photos on my cell phone.
This is your grandchild.
When I saw it, I was grinning.
It's about your grandchild.
This is it. This is it. Everything.
You don't have anything other than your grandchild, do you?
I don't have it.
3042 sheets.
Wow, that's amazing!
Video, 1145 minutes.
Video is amazing!
When we eat together, I spill it or put it here.
If you do that, you'll get really angry.
Be careful!
Your grandchild is watching you.
I'll copy you!
So I don't want you to make your grandchild aware of it.
Because your grandchild is watching you.
I think you'll be aware of it.
You'll think your grandfather is a bad person.
I don't want you to do it on the spot.
I want you to do it behind my back.
That's true.
That's your way of thinking.
That's true.
But I don't want you to do it on the spot.
If you don't say it on the spot, you won't get it later.
But unfortunately, your grandchild will make you look like a fool.
Your grandfather will make you look like a fool.
This person is a bad person.
But we're eating it like this.
I want you to do it on the spot a little more.
I want you to copy me.
Your grandfather is watching you.
I'll copy you.
But you said it before.
You said your grandfather is a bad person.
You have a good sense of speech.
I was eating a potato pancake at a rehearsal.
I ate it.
I woke up and said, "I have a stomachache in the morning."
Mommy and I are worried about you.
Don't eat it on the spot!
Who said that?!
Who said that to the top person?!
Who said that?!
Is she your daughter?
I told her once.
Nari-chan, I don't know what's going on in the world,
but you've succeeded in school,
and it's been a while since you studied abroad,
and you're the best senior in the world!
I was serious about it.
And then, calmly,
I don't know if you're a great senior,
but for me, you're just an old man.
That's how it ended.
But you respect him, don't you?
Of course.
But you respect your dad,
and in the summer, you're wearing a T-shirt and shorts,
and you have thin arms.
When you look at that, you're called "an insect old man."
I think that's really good.
In the summer, you're called "an insect old man."
Most people say that.
My arms and legs are getting thinner and thinner.
Do you have anything you want to say to your grandpa?
He's already fantasizing about the distant future,
and he's already fantasizing about becoming a mother one day.
That's fast!
If you say you want to debut, what would you do?
What would I do?
That's totally possible.
As a parent, you have to think about that.
But are you good at impersonating?
I've done impersonations of people's faces when I was one year old.
That's fast!
They do it like this.
Is it similar?
It's similar.
They do it like this.
That's amazing.
At first, I did "unbelievable" like this.
That's fast!
I kept doing it like this.
What did you do?
I kept saying "unbelievable, unbelievable," and then I started doing it like this.
That's amazing.
My grandpa was happy and said, "Your impersonation is amazing."
The bond between the Sekine family has deepened since Momomu was born.
But it seems that Mr. Iiyo is sometimes troubled by such a good parent and child.
When we held a year-end party,
Udo and I also participated in it.
As you may know, Udo wanted to take off his clothes as soon as possible.
So I helped him.
As soon as he started taking off his clothes, it was a big explosion.
Udo said, "No, it's okay," and took off his clothes.
Udo is good at taking off clothes.
While laughing at it, he took pictures and laughed at them.
It was so funny.
That's right.
Mr. Kazumimoto.
Also, in Mr. Sekine's stage performance, everyone always wants to impersonate him in the opening.
There is also an impersonation of Mr. Chihoma.
My Chihoma was also impersonated by Mr. Toma.
Mr. Sekine produced it.
From me to Mr. Sekine.
Did you laugh at me?
Did you laugh at me as a parent and child?
Did you laugh at me for two out of six hundred?
You two have a similar atmosphere. It's funny.
Can you impersonate me?
I want to see it.
I think I can impersonate you.
I think you will laugh at me.
Really?
Then I'll impersonate you.
Chihoma.
Next is Chihoma.
The fifth growth period has begun.
Am I laughing well?
You're not laughing at all.
Matsuo.
Am I laughing?
You promised me, didn't you?
You promised me at that time!
At that time!
Since you came all the way to Eo County, is there anything you want to ask or say to Mr. Downtown?
Eo?
No...
Not at all...
That's right!
You're a bad man!
Anything...
No, not at all!
If you don't mind...
I'll do one more impersonation and leave it for another time.
Mr. Akara, please fill up the gas tank.
I'm sorry, I'm a little off from "empty".
Anything you want to say, we'll do it for you.
I've had so many opportunities like this, and I'd like you to make a few more comedy shows.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to ask me some questions.
I don't want you to ask me for hope or anything like that.
Is there anything you want me to say?
Yes, there is!
In that case...
What should I do for the next ten years?
From now on...
But you're really good at impersonating people now, aren't you?
Ah!
Did you watch "Chihoma"?
I'm so happy! Is it true?
The air of "sweryinshirazu" is coming out now.
It's not like it used to be.
Is it true, Mr. Amato?
It's true, it's true.
I think people will look forward to it in the future.
In the future? Are you talking about now?
Yes, in Shizuku.
The more you say it, it doesn't change us.
I thought about it.
What is the next book?
The next one is...
I'm looking forward to the next one.
Who is it?
I didn't know it at all.
It's by Kodan.
It's amazing now.
I saw it the other day.
It was in "English Lam".
I didn't know it was Kodan.
I don't know what it means.
It's like a strawberry.
That's right.
The next book is...
It's by Kodan and Matsunojo.
It's this one.
Okonomiyaki and...
It's by Harunami.
Okonomiyaki and Teppanyaki.
It's a famous restaurant.
The next book is...
It's by Kodan and Matsunojo.
Tickets are sold out.
It's sold out.
Let's go.
No one has been here.
That's right.
Excuse me.
It's the third time.
Good luck.
It's the third time.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Matsunojo Kanda.
Nice to meet you.
He is Kanda Matsunojo.
Nice to meet you.
Please have a seat.
It's my first time meeting you all.
I'm looking forward to meeting you all.
I thought you would be more energetic.
But you look like an old man.
You're right.
I get really nervous when I meet people for the first time.
You four are the worst.
You're right.
Kodan, Handa Matsurojo.
Tickets for the play will be sold out in no time.
Matsurojo's appearance is said to be the first Kodan boom in 100 years since Meiji.
Mr. Ohta, Ms. Ringo Shina, and other well-known people praise Matsurojo Handa.
The producer of Studio Ghibli, Toshio Suzuki, is one of those people.
I think Ms. Matsurojo is the funniest now.
She's funny because she's a high-ranking official.
When she appeared on my radio show, she was talking to herself in the first half of the show.
After that, she started chatting with others.
I think she's funny because of that.
That's right.
Ms. Matsurojo is a high-ranking official, but she has an attractive way of talking.
She doesn't like to be compared with others.
She wants to be laughed at more than Ms. Rakugo.
She's funny.
Even in her pillow, she makes others laugh.
She shows her dark side of herself.
Tonight, Ms. Rakugo's feelings for Ms. Matsurojo are exposed.
Ms. Rakugo is far more interesting than Ms. Rakugo.
Ms. Rakugo is completely...
There's a passionate 11-year-old young man.
He draws dirty pictures and sends them to me.
He has a great sense of humor.
Ms. Matsurojo's uniqueness is explosive.
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Before you came here, I didn't know the difference between Rakugo and Kodan.
Kodan is about historical stories.
Rakugo is about fictional characters like Hatsan and Kuma.
Kodan is more like non-fiction.
It's based on facts.
The way they talk is different, too.
Rakugo artists talk to their audience while acting.
For example...
It's hot today. What's going on?
Do you need a firefly?
Firefly?
Do you need a firefly?
That's Rakugo.
I can do Rakugo, too!
It's embarrassing.
Oh, I see.
In the narration of Kodan, it's explained in writing.
When it gets hot, the heat goes down in August.
A man asks for an encyclopedia.
He taps his hand.
An encyclopedia appears.
It's hot, isn't it?
It's a little different like this.
Is it better to say "one-man show"?
It's like the difference between "one-man show" and "three-man show".
Well, Kanda Matsunojo-san, 35 years old.
Japan Kodan Association.
Youngest Kodan.
Kodan, 11 years old.
He is the second one.
I'm sorry for my lack of electricity.
"Second one" is...
I'm exactly like Rakugo-san.
I did Zen meditation for about four years.
"Second one" is a martial art training period of about ten years.
I'm doing martial art training now.
He's doing martial art training.
In total, it's 14 or 15 years.
It's almost a number of years.
It takes about 15 years for a Kodan to become a true master.
Even Kodan Matsunojo-san, who teaches Kodan all year round,
has only five or six years left.
Matsunojo-san belongs to the Rakugo Arts Association chaired by Katsura Utamaru-san, and his promotion is decided there, but...
There is a way of promotion that goes beyond that decision, isn't there?
It's called "batteki".
"Batteki" means that Utamaru-san, who belongs to me, is already a complete seniority.
This is a complete seniority.
You said it twice.
You're a little irritated, aren't you?
Utamaru-san?
Yes. I've been teaching at a Rakugo school for a long time.
So, Utamaru-san is Utamaru-san of Shoten, right?
Yes, Utamaru-san of Shoten.
I'm in the seniority there.
So, while everyone around me is teaching Rakugo, I'm teaching Kodan.
I've been doing it like that.
So you didn't want to do Rakugo like this, did you?
It's more interesting to Kodan than Rakugo.
I don't know about Rakugo anymore.
I don't know about Rakugo, either.
So, I'm wondering why there is no one following you.
That's what I was wondering about, too.
It's weird.
I'm going to take out my laptop.
This is a weird situation.
Utamaru-san is stopping the promotion.
Oh, I see.
Utamaru-san, you look like you're waiting for death.
Hey, stop it!
Of course!
There is no one following you.
Hey, you!
No, I mean...
This is weird!
Let me make an excuse.
Utamaru-san has his own ideas.
If you don't follow him, you'll get in trouble.
So, you should stop.
That's how warm-hearted he is.
So, I'm only following his ideas.
So, I think I've reached my limit.
It's about time.
Utamaru-san has his own ideas.
So, I think I've reached my limit.
It's not the time for taking photos yet, but how much is the reward for each photo?
The highest reward for each photo.
Now, it's a quiz.
How much do you think it is?
Is it direct payment?
I usually do it by hand.
Payment?
I usually negotiate with myself, but I only like to do it by hand.
I don't like turning things over. I like checking things later.
Do you negotiate by yourself, too?
I do it all by myself.
Wait a minute. Then, 20.
20. Hamada-san?
What?
It can't be. 100 is impossible.
100. Chia-chan?
50.
Then, I'll say 300.
Correct.
300!
You knew it, didn't you?
300?
Isn't it a legend?
It's a bad impression, isn't it?
What is this?
Did you get called by the president somewhere recently?
That's right. Since we're royals, we ask people to do their best.
For example, politicians ask people to do their best in front of the committee.
Also, at weddings, they ask people to get used to it and dye their hair.
Oh, I see.
They do things like that, too.
After the party, an old man came and said, "I want you to do my best."
And I said, "Matsumoto-san, you have to do it by hand."
So, I put 300 yen in my bag.
You surprised me!
But I was a little scared, so I didn't do it.
Oh, you were scared.
Yes, so I didn't get the result.
I didn't get the result, but I still did it.
I see.
The price of the garland is pinky and it costs a little over 1,000 yen.
It's a good price for a young lady who goes up to a large hall every day.
It seems like there's a lot going on in the Kodan boom, so let's hear it all out.
What made you angry?
My child was stolen from me.
Why?
I don't like you.
What worries you, Matsumoto-san?
What made you angry?
My child was stolen from me.
Why?
I don't like you.
My child was stolen from me.
From you?
He's 11 years old. He's my passionate 11-year-old son.
He drew me a dirty picture.
You're so mean!
No, it's not a dirty picture.
It's a dirty picture of me.
No, it's not!
It's okay, but the last sentence is 'I'm rooting for you,' right?
Yes.
I'm 21 years old and I'm older than you.
Of course you are.
It said 'I'm rooting for you'.
It's really plain, but I'm a troublesome person,
so I'm often caught.
I know.
You're older than me.
No, no, no.
I'm 11 years old and I'm a little older than you.
In general.
The next concern is about high-ranking entry companies.
I'm trying so hard,
and I'm doing it thanks to you,
but no entry companies come at all.
No, really!
No entry companies come at all.
There are only a few people.
There are a lot of people above me,
but only one person works hard to work below me.
Earlier in the video,
we got a testimony from the producer of Ghibli movies.
Just like Osamu Tezuka hated his assistant,
who would become his rival in the future,
now, if a new talent comes up,
I think Matsunojo is a person who crushes it with all his might.
An excellent young man who can judge that
won't ask Matsunojo for an entry company.
Isn't it obvious?
What do you think of this?
Are you really from Ghibli?
What?
You have a good sense of humor.
That's true!
You don't have any dreams or hopes.
No, I might be one of those people.
You might be.
No, I'm a cute type of person.
Are you a person who doesn't like to tell stories?
No, but I might be.
If my god tells me not to tell stories about other comedians,
I get a little irritated.
I immediately lead you to my story.
In fact, when I asked my wife, even though I was talking about society, I always said, 'I'm amazing.'
I want you to fix it.
I want you to make me great.
This is annoying.
It's not just annoying, it's annoying.
I almost became a great fan.
No, I don't want to.
No, I said!
It is said that there are about 900 Rakugoka people, but Kodanshi is about 80 people.
80 people.
So about a tenth of them.
Kodanshi once decreased to 24 people.
Isn't it an explanation-driven trend?
There was a time when there was only one Osaka in Tokyo 23.
One Osaka?
On the contrary, what kind of guts does one Osaka have?
It's true.
It's mentally tough.
But why did you choose Kodan?
That's right.
The fact that Kodan is undervalued...
When I first heard it, I thought I had found a treasure mountain.
It's so interesting, but why hasn't anyone touched it?
Kodan is said to be around 5 million yen.
Kodan is 5 million yen in total.
Is that so?
How much is Kodan?
Kodan is 4,500 yen.
What?
That's a lot of money.
Is it that much?
Yes, it is.
I'm happy that everyone is interested in numbers.
It doesn't fit in this iPod, does it?
That's right.
It doesn't fit in people's brains.
No matter how hard you try, it's only 500 yen.
It's a genre you can't catch up with.
You can't catch up with everything.
That's what's attractive about it.
Anyway, Matsunojo-san, how much do you have?
How much do I have?
130.
That's amazing.
But it's not like you can catch up with everything you say.
That's right.
It's about 30 for everyone.
How about Utamaro-shi?
Utamaro-shi is...
4.
Stop it!
No, no.
You're the bad guy here!
No, you're making me say it now!
All this time!
No, I was just throwing questions at you like you're a child.
You're surprising me.
That's not the case! That's not the case!
With pure eyes!
After this, popular Matsunojo's shocking schedule was revealed!
I didn't do anything specific when I wrote "gala"!
Popular scholar Matsunojo-san!
In the last year and a half, the number of seats raised was...
It's gone up!
It was 555 seats!
That's less than two seats a day!
That's right!
No, it's even more than that.
So I'm still at the second level.
Well, I think 130 seats is a new level, but...
Let's doubt it. How many seats did you raise?
Three seats.
That's less than one seat!
It was four seats earlier!
For example, how many seats did you raise when you had the most seats in one day?
I think I raised a maximum of eight seats.
But today...
I have your notebook.
It's analog.
Is it like this?
As expected of popular Matsunojo-san!
Matsunojo-san is in charge of this excessive schedule himself!
I didn't show you anything specific when I wrote "gala"!
I want to know!
I want to know about "gala"!
Is that 85,000 yen "gala"?
I guess it's "gala"!
What are you looking at?
But...
Today...
Matsunoju-san...
He's dressed up like this...
Live...
Really?!
He's going to show us...
I'm happy!
Kodan is a live performer!
Studio Ghibli Suzuki-san also says "If you're going to watch it, do it now!"
In a certain space...
How should I say it...
He controls and dominates everything...
And then...
He turns it into another world...
That's his charm...
Now...
I think Matsunoju-san is the most interesting...
Maybe...
Matsunoju-san...
In the future...
Everyone will make fun of him...
And bad days will come, right?!
And it's boring to watch it at that time!
You have to watch it now!
So now is the best...
Season!
It's a season!
I was staring at it!
Meanwhile, the color of Mitsukuri-kun's face changed instantly!
Cut!
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Kodan, a live performance of Matsunoju-san, which is praised by famous people from all over the world!
But if you do it for real...
Doesn't it take a lot of time?
It usually takes 30 minutes or 40 minutes...
Or 50 minutes...
It's long, in the end...
How do you do it?
So...
I'll do it in 3 minutes...
Can you do it in 3 minutes?
I can't do it...
You can't do it, right?!
I can't do it...
But there's a way to do it...
Rakugo...
Rakugoka-san...
Will do it for me...
I see...
If you think of it like that...
I'd be grateful...
I see...
It's the worst environment...
It's the worst...
There's food, there's alcohol...
Well, then, if you don't mind...
Yes, of course!
Thank you!
Ah, I see...
Is it okay for me to do it now?
Yes!
Well...
I'd like to say something...
Well...
It usually takes 30 or 40 minutes...
I'd like to say something...
At this point, the soldiers' wishes have changed.
First of all, put this number in front of you.
One person puts his hand on the number.
The other person holds the short sword in his left hand and swings it up and down.
This person stretches out his hand.
This will decide whether or not you will be injured and decide the game.
Now, the two people who are said to be good swordsmen will play a strange game.
There is no place for you to show off.
The front is one step higher and the back is lower.
In the middle of that, Mitsukuni is sitting like this and watching.
Eventually, the great Kayano No. 5 was released.
When the two of them started from the back and raised their swords,
First of all, Hanabosa Heidayu put his right hand on No. 5.
On the other hand, Hensuke Masakatsu, who was in charge of the game,
Their eyes met.
By the way, if you don't try hard, you'll lose.
Mitsukuni was staring at him.
In the meantime, Mitsukuni's face changed color.
Oh, no.
The great Kayano No. 5 was injured.
What made him look like this?
In fact, Hensuke Masakatsu has the short sword in his back hand.
I want you to imagine this in your head.
However, since he has a short sword in his back hand, his blade is facing up.
Moreover, since it is a short sword, it does not have this support.
In other words, what does this mean?
If Hensuke attacks now,
The blade of the opponent's hand will not reach, but the blade is facing up and there is no support.
So it's too much momentum and it goes down.
Now, this is a big deal.
Mitsukuni.
Oh, no.
The great Kayano No. 5 was injured.
It's annoying.
It's stupid.
I'm angry.
I, Hensuke Masakatsu, will swing my sword and swing it down.
The story will be interesting from now on, but...
It's time.
I want to hear it!
Thank you very much!
It was a very good part!
His way of putting out energy is amazing!
I've played a high school boy's role only once.
I've studied it, but it's kind of rock.
I felt like it was rock.
How about you, Hama-san?
I'm not convinced at all!
I've been watching Hama-san's face for a while.
Hurry up and finish it!
I usually know the faces of the audience.
Imakumo-san is looking at me like this, and everyone else is looking at me like this.
But Hama-san is like this...
The pressure is already...
I liked the yakuza-like part.
I'm happy to hear that.
Hama-san, what did you like about it?
You want to hear it, don't you?
I liked the rhythm.
That's usually how it is!
I'm in charge of heat and heart.
"Kankon-kin Theater" "32nd," "The Last Message," "Kudoi!"
From August 10th to 19th,
we'll be performing at Tokyo Globa!
Please come!
We'll do our best!
Have a good summer!
Next week, we'll have the first collaboration between Tarihiko Saino and Emilio Henry!
Did you go without me?
Also, a huge popularity among young people, Komuaimo!
You used to do "nanmata" too, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
This week's keyword is...
Kouran-shi.
If you tell this word to your store, you'll receive a wonderful gift!