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Tonight's "Downtown Nine" is full of unexpected events!
It's a special episode of the spring festival!
A wife who throws a stone at her husband and seven children who are hit by a rainstorm!
My dad always talks about dirty jokes while eating.
I want you to stop.
I'm embarrassed to be a lawyer.
Hey, Mark!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, you're in my way!
Due to family failures, the political era of "go, go, go" has completely collapsed!
You're not going back, are you?
No, I'm going back to politics.
The future of "honne" is getting closer!
Yoko Omino and Hitoshi Matsumoto are in an unexpected battle!
I don't like people who are so chubby.
There's no way there will be a 3-year break!
In February, Fujita Nicole, who became 20 years old, confessed her serious worries to her mother!
I really don't know what to do.
I want you to bring me home.
And she called her mother!
I'm a little worried about you, Mom.
Do you want me to lecture you?
Nicole's mother's strong character led to unexpected developments!
49-year-old independent actress Yuki Matsushita, whose private life is too mysterious, digs into love affairs!
Have you ever thought of getting married?
Of course you haven't. Have you ever been cheated on?
Excuse me, how many people have you been cheated on with?
That's...
What is the answer?
It's true! Ouch!
Well, you can do that.
Because I can watch you get married!
You look like a drug addict.
No, no, no!
No, I'm not!
I'm a drug addict.
Oh, you're a drug addict.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm running with all my heart.
Why?
You look like you're on the road.
That's right.
You look like you're pulling something.
But you look like you've succeeded in dyeing human goods that failed today.
Really?
What color is it?
It's pink.
Pink?
Oh, like cherry blossoms?
Oh, yes, yes.
Tonight's stage is Akasaka.
While enjoying delicious food, let's make your nose bloom in a long time!
It's really good!
Mr. Sakagami's proud hands will also appear!
Hone-de-hashi-ho-zake Special.
Our first guest is...
No N.G. words at all.
Oh, really?
You have to be careful.
Even during the Sanza political era...
Even if you speak in a good tone, you can get a lot of criticism.
But once you get into it, you don't know what will happen.
Now, we've arrived!
This is it!
The first shop!
This is Mr. Kushikatsu Sanada!
And this is a very popular shop!
A former lawyer and former mayor of Osaka, Mr. Hashimoto Toru is waiting for you.
Oh, I see.
You might get it right again!
No!
That's what you might say, but it's up to you!
Let's have him talk about it with all his heart!
Nice to meet you!
Oh, like this!
Nice to meet you!
I'm a high school student.
Now!
This is our guest, Mr. Hashimoto Toru!
Nice to meet you!
Even if it was illegal, cybernet is protected at a certain limit.
Speaking of Mr. Hashimoto Toru, 15 years ago, there was a big break as a lawyer.
I would like to rebuild Osaka from scratch with my energy and explosion!
After that, he went to the world and changed his image from a joke to "I will reform Osaka!"
He is an energetic man who served as a deputy governor of Osaka and mayor of Osaka for several years.
His power is poured into his private life, and the Hashimoto family has seven children and nine large families!
So!
Tonight, we will interview all three men and four women from Mr. Hashimoto's wife!
The mystery of the Hashimoto family and the unexpected appearance of Mr. Hashimoto Toru will be broadcast for the first time on TV!
Please have a seat!
Your face has become gentle since you quit.
Is it gentle?
Certainly, your face has become gentle!
At that time, I was pretending to be dead.
However, the threat of murder has increased since then.
I see!
At first, everyone worked hard to operate and do various things, but it continued every time.
Looking at the script, I thought it would be okay if it was this much.
I'm getting used to it!
It's not good!
But you said it was bodyguard, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
But I've been bodyguarded many times.
What!?
I can't do that anymore!
You're talking too fast!
I'm sorry!
With our fresh beer, we'd like you to add this popular KUSHIKATSU GOHINMORI with ginger.
Ginger is delicious!
It's Osaka, so it's Nikusui, right?
Yes, it's Nikusui.
Nikusui.
Would you like some Nikusui?
Yes, thank you.
This drinking party started with a sudden shocking episode.
The stage is KUSHIKATSU TANAKA, which has 182 stores all over the country.
The taste of Osaka's home cooking is all over the country.
The secret sauce and the crispy texture of the mozzo and its cheapness make it very popular with salarymen.
This time, we're going to have five popular menus of the store and several popular benisho.
And we're going to have the famous Osaka specialty, Nikusui, which is made from udon made of meat udon.
As for the keyword of the last episode of the show, it's KUSHIKATSU TANAKA, which is 10% off at all stores.
Please stop talking nonsense.
You're the one who's talking nonsense.
It's all right.
Everyone except me is bad-tempered.
Wait a minute!
I'm the only one who's bad-tempered.
Cheers!
It's sweet.
It's like chocolate.
It's really good.
You're not from Kansai, are you?
When I went to "Shinkabuki-za", I went to "Shinsekai" and I've been drinking this since morning.
I think "Shinsekai" has changed a lot.
You've been drinking a lot lately, haven't you?
I've been drinking a lot of Rakugaki.
You've been drinking a lot of Rakugaki.
It's all thanks to Mr. Hashimoto that you can talk so passionately.
Well, I can talk a little bit.
Which do you like better now or back in the day?
It's easier now than back in the day.
I don't know if I'm going to get killed or not.
I don't feel nervous.
So you don't go back there anymore?
I'm an adult now.
That's it.
I don't go back there anymore.
Seriously?
You don't go back there anymore?
It's hard financially.
Of course.
It's better to be serious, isn't it?
I'm a lawyer and I'm a private lawyer.
Do you think private lawyers are more sloppy?
You have a bad way of saying it.
Well, who should I leave this country to?
There's no one in this country.
There's no one in this country?
Even if you say there's no one in this country...
Mr. Hamada, you're glaring at the parliament.
Who's glaring at you?
Anyway, Mr. Parliament...
What do you want me to do?
Wait for me!
Looking forward to Mr. Hamada's appearance, let's go!
Hashimoto Doru, 48 years old.
48 years old.
Born in Tokyo and Shibuya, grew up in Osaka.
Well, this is it, isn't it?
A legal consultation that can be conducted in line.
If you can, start now!
You've all been recognized from here, haven't you?
At that time, I was already overdoing it.
Oh, but that happens.
So, when Mr. Hamada was called to that show...
Anyway, what are you going to talk about?
It's kind of a shallow song, but it wasn't very interesting.
Well, you're not a professional, are you?
You're not a professional, are you?
For the first time in history, Mr. Hashimoto Doru has appeared.
This is a legal match, isn't it?
Well, today, Mr. Down and Mr. Town's show will be aired again.
I'll award you.
Here's a picture of Mr. Hashimoto Doru.
Do you often ride bikes?
That's right.
I don't have many hobbies, but...
Riding a bike and my wife are my true hobbies.
If you think about it for about two hours...
Well, but that's...
Mr. Maruyama has become a politician, hasn't he?
You know where he is, don't you, Mr. Maruyama?
He's just there, isn't he?
Well, we don't get along very well, but we've been working together for many years.
When I became a politician, I published a book called "There's Nothing We Can Do About Hashimoto".
We've been dating for about five years now.
Wow!
Anyway, Hashimoto-san, let me tell you about your high school days.
You married Noriko-san when you were 26 years old.
Yuruma-chan, listen to me.
You have three sons and four daughters.
That's amazing!
You have a lot of children!
From now on, Hashimoto-san and his wife and seven children will tell you about Hashimoto-san's shocking reality.
First of all, Hashimoto-san's truth from his 19-year- old eldest son.
I'll tell you about Hashimoto-san's truth.
First of all, Hashimoto-san's truth from his 19-year- old eldest son.
His father is serious about his children.
Do you think I'm stupid?
What do you think?
I don't want to lose!
First of all, I have to go to school.
I can't leave my children in peace with such teachers.
Hashimoto-san was passionate about education.
Was his children's education perfect?
Testimony.
When I was in middle school, my father and I had an arm-wrestling match.
At that time, I trained my father so that he wouldn't be found out.
Two months later, he challenged me to a match with a different muscle mass.
I don't think I'll be able to deliver it until I'm born.
There is also such testimony.
The other day, when I passed the college entrance exam,
I said congratulations to my father.
But I thought that the local exam was 10,000 times more difficult than the college entrance exam.
I don't know what I've done to deserve this.
Why?
I don't like it.
Why?
Congratulations!
When I was in elementary school, I lost the match to my eldest son.
When I was about to lose, my eldest son said, "Why don't you do it, too?"
What?
I was about second grade in elementary school, but I started to notice it and I lost.
And I thought, "Damn it," and then I decided to fight with my brain and arms.
You lost.
No, I trained there and tried not to lose.
I downplayed last year.
You're wrong.
I was rushing you.
That's right.
There are other small things.
What do you mean?
The punishment is too heavy.
One day, when I was putting the hair iron on the sink to cool it down,
my dad touched the iron and yelled at me.
My dad said, "Get out of this house!"
I think it's too much of a punishment to touch the hair iron you're cooling down!
It's too much of a punishment.
It's something you've done, but you're telling your daughter to get out of the house!
It would have been worse if I had touched it.
I wish my daughter would have said, "Are you okay?"
But she didn't say anything and just went out of the house.
I don't think you should say that.
Even if she sees me like this, she won't say it.
She'll get mad at me.
She'll say, "Get out of here!"
I don't know if this video is about the hair dryer or not.
I don't think it's about it.
You're digging into my dad's joke!
I don't think it's about it!
Did you do it when you were little?
Yes, I did.
And now that I think about it, I wish I didn't have to do it so much.
I was doing it to girls, too.
My eldest son said, "Don't talk back to me. Don't do anything cowardly. Don't bully me."
My eldest son teased his girlfriend a little bit.
I was still in my 30s at the time.
I was digging into girls' jokes, and I went to school with a lot of bruises.
I wish I didn't have to do it so much, and I didn't have to bother people.
Did you have anything like that when you were little?
I didn't feel it when I was little.
But now, I can't do anything with my cell phone or computer or anything that connects to the TV.
I don't have anything like that anymore.
That's amazing!
Now, there's more!
The overwhelming leadership of Hashimoto and his family as politicians and the truth of their family!
Next, we'll hear from the entire family!
Let's move on!
Let's start with the entire family.
Hashimoto family has 4 LDKs.
When they suddenly go to bed, it's war.
What do you mean?
Now, why is it war?
This is what Hashimoto family does when they go to bed.
In the living room, there's a wife and four daughters.
In the bedroom, there's Hashimoto and his son.
In the Japanese room, there's an eldest daughter and three daughters.
There are two children's rooms and an eldest son and an eldest daughter.
This is how it's arranged.
I see!
It's not about me, it's about wives.
The second son is in 8th grade and still wants to sleep next to his wife.
The third son is in 8th grade and still wants to sleep next to his wife.
They are fighting over this bed.
It's a fight.
The lowest child is here.
It's hard, isn't it?
This is very difficult.
This is a national broadcast, so it's not good.
This is what happens when you sleep.
Mr. Hashimoto is making it more difficult.
His wife is bewildered.
Her husband lives in Leon L.D.K. in CUNY.
But he has a muscle training machine in the living room.
This is the picture.
It's a mess.
No, no, no.
It's in the way.
What is it?
It's getting ugly.
You have to train it.
Are you trying to move it?
No, I'm trying to move it around.
Mr. Jinan said this, too.
Dad, you put your hands up in the exercise video, and sweat is flying all over the carpet. It's very smelly. Please forgive me.
I see.
He said it's smelly.
The room smells a little.
But, Mr. Masato, it's amazing, isn't it?
It's not amazing at all.
It's not amazing for you to say that.
It's like this.
It's disgusting, isn't it?
Now, let me tell you the truth of the Hashimoto family.
Let's start with the eldest son.
Dad doesn't turn off his computer's history.
Now, I'll tell you what this means.
When my dad gave me his old computer, it had an erotic website on it.
I want you to be careful when you give it to children.
I think it's a good excuse.
It's not good, isn't it?
It's not good.
I think you should ask the finance ministry about how to erase it.
The finance ministry.
Don't you look at it?
We don't look at it.
My wife plays with women outside.
But, we can't go to a bar where there are women.
Like a cabaret.
I see.
My eldest son is 19 years old.
I think you should tell him about your future.
I think you look at it.
But, I don't like my dad's work.
Right?
I know.
By the way...
By the way, Hashimoto, what do you like?
I want to know.
I want to know what you like.
I like my boss's subordinates.
Let me make it clear. I don't want to go back to the West Sea.
I don't want to go back to the West Sea. I will never go back.
What's more, Sanjo and Yonjo are talking behind Sanjo's back.
Sanjo and Yonjo gave me this testimony.
My dad always talks behind my back while eating.
I want him to stop. I'm an attorney and it's embarrassing.
By the way, I like my boss's perverted mask.
Do you like it?
I love it.
When I'm drunk at a bar, I say "This is my drink."
I say it to everyone.
I don't like it.
I didn't say it.
It's very expensive, isn't it?
If you get caught by the law, you will be automatically reprimanded.
I like it.
I like it, too.
I like my face, too.
I used to watch a lot of YouTube.
I used to be just an erotic old man.
I won't say it now, but I used to be just an erotic old man.
I was surprised.
That's why I was born in 1997.
If you were single, you wouldn't do that.
Do you really not hang out?
No, I can't do that.
You'll definitely tell me.
But you're staying here today?
What about today?
You're not going home, right?
I don't know anything about Tokyo.
I really don't know.
I came here because it's too big and stayed in a hotel and went home.
A lot of people say that.
There's no reason for you to stay in a hotel today.
You can go home.
Yes, I can stay in a hotel.
Is it okay for you?
Isn't it 9 o'clock on the Shinkansen?
It's already 10 o'clock.
He's a young and handsome guest.
Mr. Hashimoto, who is constantly losing his tolerance, is here to testify for salvation from his 17-year-old grandfather.
From your grandfather, right? 17 years old.
Yes.
Your dad and mom's emails are too flirty.
Well, we like each other.
Is there any example?
Well, for example...
To put it simply, you can show it to Mr. Hashimoto.
Oh, I'd like to see it.
Mr. Hashimoto, a former deputy governor of Osaka who used to keep quiet even when crying, is having a flirty conversation with his wife.
Hey, what's this?
After this, the first too embarrassing email is released!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
This program is brought to you by...
Mr. Hashimoto, who used to be so brave,
What kind of messages does he send his wife?
Emotions with mom...
What is this?
LINE?
Is "ma" your wife's name?
"Ma" for "mama" and "pa" for "papa"
You call each other "ma" and "pa"
Hey!
It's not bad
We're definitely on good terms!
They've been married for 23 years, and this conversation is so lovey-dovey!
I'm jealous!
I don't talk to my wife in emojis
Oh, you don't?
You do?
I think I see a smile on your face
That's scary!
Do you talk to her in emojis?
Can you do it?
I don't think I can...
I'm not sure if I can say "I love you"
But you should be able to say it!
I sometimes take off my mask outside
I can't say it myself!
What about you, Matsumoto-san?
After you got married...
Do you still...
I do say things like that on TV
Things about the Fu family...
Do you still say it?
I do!
Do you still go to the Fu family?
I don't think "going" is an appropriate way of saying it
I want to be a bridge between the world of the Fu family and the entertainment world!
What is it?
Well, Matsumoto-san, Tashimoto-san and the Fu family, thank you for your honest talk!
And once again...
Are you really not going back?
No, I'm not going back.
I'm disappointed in your health.
No, it's not like that.
As a politician, you have to gather allies.
I'm good at saying things like "Wow!" or giving instructions to officials.
But as a politician, you have to gather allies.
Is Matsui-chichi capable of doing that?
She's amazing.
She's got it all set up.
Back in the day, there was a division of roles.
But Matsui-san is saying "Stop it! Stop it!"
What?!
I think she's tired of it.
Tired of it?
Are you serious?
Right now, around Osaka Prefecture, there's a demonstration going on.
Stop Matsui! Stop Matsui!
It's about Moritomo Academy.
I see.
We were talking the other day and she said "Stop Matsui! Stop Matsui!"
So I opened the window and I was thinking of saying "Stop it!"
Stop it!
But I don't think that's a bad way of saying it.
Stop it!
Stop the demonstration!
But...
Honna de Hashigozake Special.
Our next guest is...
It's been a long time since I've had a chance to talk like this, so I can't imagine what it will be like.
I can't wait for it.
Our next guest is...
Tokyo Oven!
Let's meet Oginome Yoko, who became a hot topic of "Dancing Hero" revival hit last year.
Let's go and meet her.
Is she here?
Hello, Oginome-chan.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Did you wait for me?
Yes, we did.
I'm sorry.
Our next guest is Oginome Yoko.
Please have a seat.
Speaking of Oginome-san...
Our next guest is Oginome Yoko.
Her representative song "Dancing Hero" became a hot topic of "Tokyo Oven" for 30 years last year with the activities of Tomioka High School Dance Club.
Indeed, the "drink-and-eat" bubble has arrived.
From last year to this year, it has been brought to the TV and events.
However, for this "re-break", the person herself is...
When Nora-chan came out and when I was in high school,
I wasn't asked anything, so I was just surprised.
"Drink-and-eat" bubble has arrived.
Even now, I'm a "drink-and-eat" person.
This "re-break" is indeed a "drink-and-eat" person "break" that the person herself acknowledges.
In fact, apart from this,
it was discovered that she had walked her life in "drink-and-eat" in full swing.
I happened to follow her, so I decided to make a screen debut.
I happened to be the main character, too.
If you say it's going too well, you're making it up, aren't you?
Their life in "drink-and-eat" is going too well.
From now on, the battle between the two of them will...
Even if the two of them become one in "re-break", they will never become friends.
It won't work out. It definitely won't work out.
"Drink-and-eat" break will definitely work out!
"Drink-and-eat" break will stop!
Now, this is "drink-and-eat" stage, which only has such a bad feeling.
"TOKYO OVEN", where you can enjoy creative oven dishes.
The main menu is "roast" with the characteristic juicy flavor of Iwata prefecture's young birds.
It is a particular menu that is soaked in 12 kinds of spices and slowly steamed in a southern iron plate.
This is "crunchy bacon" and "potato salad" with nuts, which are popular with women.
The appearance of boiled soft-boiled eggs is also fun and unique.
"Drink-and-eat" at home-made sangria, which contains seasonal fruits such as largely cut oranges.
The keyword of the show's last episode is "roast chicken for 500 yen each", and you can't miss it.
Thank you for the meal.
It's easy to drink.
Muginome-chan has been around for a long time, hasn't she?
She hasn't been around for a long time.
She's been around for a long time in the entertainment world.
I'll give you back for your words.
We don't do it without permission.
We don't do it without permission at all.
We do it with the power of our agency.
How about you, Muginome-chan?
I don't think you remember it, but when I sang "Hey, Hey, Hey", I wondered what people would say.
They said I was eating "hanakusa-hoshi" while dancing to the intro.
Oh, you were doing it.
It's funny.
It's too funny.
It's a good image for me.
I want people to say "hanakusa-hoshi" when I sing with Muginome-chan at night.
However, as Matsuboto-san said earlier, Muginome- chan has been active in the entertainment world for a long time, hasn't she?
You have such an image, don't you?
However, my life is not only dancing hero.
Muginome-chan's outstanding "tanabota" life starts with...
"Tanabota" no. 1. Screen debut in "Hey, Hey, Hey".
Screen debut in a movie I happened to be in.
What does it mean?
You are Muginome Keigo, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
My sister was in a theater when she was a child.
There was a movie called "Mukumon-to".
Yes, there was.
I see.
It was actually decided, but at the schedule stage, it didn't fit.
The staff members were in trouble and said, "What, is your sister coming?"
Then can you do me a favor?
It's a similar scene, isn't it?
No, I happened to be with her, so we decided to go out.
Wow.
But even if you suddenly say acting there, can you do it?
I can't do it, but I don't have a line.
It's a flashback scene.
I see.
So I was pulled back and said, "I'm hungry. Can you do it for me?"
Yes, yes.
I received acting guidance and did it.
Here is the scene.
Following his screen debut, he also had a certain debut in "Tanabotani".
But I was a little surprised about this.
This is "Tanabotani" in 1983.
It's a "ponyo nara" voice actor's debut, but...
Boom!
He fell for the movie "Shonben Rider" audition and became a voice actor.
I'm in it.
Wow, that movie.
I thought I'd take the audition and I didn't.
I'm in it.
Yes, but you fell for it.
But!
But you're asked if you have any special skills in the audition, right?
And you say you can sing.
And when you sang, it seemed like your voice left an impression.
I got a call.
I was surprised when I heard about it in the anime.
What?
"Miyuki".
Do you know her?
I know her!
She's the original author of "Touch".
She's a completely different generation.
She's that Miyuki role.
She's the original author of "Adachi Mitsuru".
Yes, "Adachi Mitsuru"!
Is that true?
And I didn't study voice acting at all.
I thought I was really bad at reading sticks.
That's the voice.
Oh, you're right!
Now that you mention it, I remember!
You were an amateur, weren't you?
I was an amateur.
I see.
I mean, you can't just fall for it.
Even though you're in the main movie, you make a debut with a different role.
Even though it has nothing to do with it, you make a debut.
That's right.
To tell you the truth, Ms. Ominome...
Not only in your career, but also in your marriage...
It was fateful beyond Tanabota level.
What kind of relationship did you have with your tennis coach husband, who you married in 2001?
My husband happened to be in a bad position, too.
You're making it up, aren't you?
Furthermore, Ominome vs. Matsumoto's battle breaks out!
It won't work. It definitely won't work.
It definitely won't work!
In fact, Ms. Ominome, not only in your entertainment life, but also in your marriage, it was fateful beyond Tanabota level.
How did you get used to your husband, who married in 2001 and was a tennis commentator?
How did you get to know a tennis player?
It's already an old-fashioned "I'm on the entertainment course and my husband is on the type course."
You met him in high school, right?
You met him, right?
You told your boss, "I've recently fallen in love with someone and I'm really happy."
Your boss was stunned.
Of course.
"From the current situation," you said, "it's no good."
"Okay," you said.
You didn't even kiss him?
No, we didn't. We really didn't.
How long have you been dating?
I'm 32 years old.
You've been together for a long time, haven't you?
After I gave up, he got married once.
With a different woman?
Yes.
I have a different life during that period of time.
But you met Ms. Ominome during that period of time, right?
That's right. I met a lot of people and studied life.
How did you get back together?
We got back together because we had a common restaurant.
You dated and got back together.
My husband was also in a bad position at that time.
You were separated at that time, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
You weren't a couple, were you?
No, we weren't.
You're making it up, aren't you?
Mr. Matsumoto, you're married, aren't you?
You only talk about people.
You can say whatever you want.
It's kind of sunny.
I don't know if you remember, but I've done it with you before.
I lost to you and you won.
You were a top idol at the time.
When I saw you, I didn't feel like you were alive at all.
I was wondering if you were doing it because you wanted to do it.
I was so busy that I couldn't remember what I was saying.
You didn't want to quit, did you?
No, I didn't want to quit.
But...
It doesn't suit you.
I'm sure you'll say that, too.
That's right.
I'm getting angry.
What's wrong with you?
But I lost to you at the time.
I've been taking care of you since we got married.
Is that so?
Mom, I don't care about that.
Why?
You're useful now.
I don't care about you.
However!
I just told you what she said.
She was doing it.
Someone who knows her well knows what she's like.
After this, Mom Oginome's dancing PTA fighter.
I can't imagine her dancing, but she's still a three-member girl.
Mom Oginome is like that in daily life.
She testified it for us.
Normally, there are many mothers who wear plain clothes, but Yoko-san wears a lot of colorful clothes from top to bottom.
"Are you going to work from now on?" "Are you going to perform?" When I wear a T-shirt like that, I feel very strange.
Yoko-san, are you busy these days?
Especially last year, I had a big break and was very busy.
Even so, I heard that I was being helped at school.
Anyone can see that this stoicism is amazing.
I thought my image was different, but it's pretty tough.
For example, if my child and Yoko-san get along well and I try to contact them, they say, "Oh, I'm picking up my cell phone now."
I don't have that kind of image.
They are strict and careful.
When I make a noise, I feel like I'm doing it on purpose.
Do it!
Tomomi-chan sent us a message.
She worked so much last year, and now she's doing a PTA job. Is it true?
It's true.
What?
There are claims like that, right?
Well, there are such things, but people who haven't come to school usually make claims like that.
Certainly.
They don't need such claims.
No, but if there are such claims, children will have more time to interact with each other, and they will learn about each other's guardians and children's faces.
Do you go to school?
Yes, I did.
Did you?
Yes, I did.
It's the same.
I like doing a PTA job in the summer.
Oh, you like it?
Yes.
What about you, Masami-san?
I don't do it at all.
Actually, I've been laughing out loud for a while now.
No, it's like you're asking me now.
It's fast.
We're not doing anything.
But isn't it better to do it in turn?
Absolutely.
If you're going to do it in turn, you should do it first.
If you're going to do it, right?
I don't like it when there's no one doing it and I'm in a bad mood.
But you're in a bad mood now.
Now? Here?
No, here.
Oh, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
You're amazing.
It's really tight.
Even if we're together in an island or something like that, we'll never be friends.
Because we don't get along at all.
We don't get along. We definitely don't get along.
What do you like to eat?
Like gyoza.
I like gyoza, too.
Don't say that there!
Everyone likes gyoza!
It's not like that.
Since you asked me, I'll answer you.
Then get mad at me!
What kind of woman do you like, Matsumoto-san?
What kind of woman?
I'm pretty electronic.
But it's not like that. It's not like that.
Can I ask you a question?
Since you asked me, I'll answer you.
I don't have only one answer.
I'm really stoic.
I see.
I don't like muscular people.
I'm really stoic.
I see your answer.
I don't like muscular people.
I'm really stoic.
Hone de Hashi Gozake Special.
Our next guest is...
I think I'll be nervous once I get here.
Really?
Yeah.
Because Yuta is... Yuta is... Yuta is... I don't know what to say.
He's a big guy.
If we're too far away, will we be able to have a conversation?
I'm worried about that.
Will you be able to keep up with me?
This year, she turned 20 in February.
She's a model, Funta Nicole-chan.
She made her debut at the age of 11.
She's a popular fashionista and a top model.
When she gathered massive support as a model...
I'm not good at reading numbers, so I'm guessing.
In 2015, she made a big break as a true "stupid" character.
However...
Her current situation is contrary to that "no weather" character.
She has a big problem right now.
She's turning 20 and she can't drink anymore.
Leave it to the hospital and beat her up as much as you can!
I really don't want to see it.
Will you be able to bring me home soon?
She's seriously consulting her mother about her bad luck.
She's directly asking her mother.
Hello?
My daughter is a little worried about her mother.
Is she lecturing you?
The unexpected development...
Now, let's go to the next restaurant.
This is it.
Costa Latina.
In Japan, you can enjoy authentic Argentine cuisine.
In February, 20 years old Fujita Nicole will be waiting for you.
Fujita Nicole...
Excuse me.
Today...
Everything is open.
Hello.
This is our guest, Fujita Nicole.
Hello.
Please have a seat.
Thank you for waiting.
Here it is.
Can we drink it now?
Yes, you can drink it now.
Can we drink it now?
Yes.
Excuse me.
This is red wine from Argentina.
And this is asado from Argentina.
This is barbeque from Argentina.
And this is croquette with cassava and potatoes.
It looks delicious.
This is my first time in Argentina.
The two of them will enjoy authentic Argentine cuisine.
Costa Latina.
These are the four dishes we ordered.
Barbeque made with exclusive iron plate brought from Argentina.
The excess oil is removed and only the umami is condensed.
I can't get enough of the meat.
In addition, this croquette with cassava and potatoes is crispy on the outside and moist on the inside.
It is a popular home-cooked dish in South America.
This is a toast with red wine from Argentina, which has a rich and mild taste.
As for the keyword of the show's last show, this wine is free of charge.
When did you turn 20 years old?
I turned 20 years old on February 20th.
It's only been about two months.
Didn't you drink it before?
I drank it a few times.
But I haven't drunk it yet.
You're right.
I haven't drunk wine yet.
This is Argentine wine.
Congratulations on turning 20 years old!
Cheers!
It's unique.
It is.
It's good!
You really didn't drink until you turned 20?
No, I really didn't.
I've been working since I was in 6th grade.
I see!
If you don't do it well, you'll get in trouble.
I see.
You're serious.
I don't think this will suit me at all.
Really?
No, it will suit you.
What?
I'm going to the gym.
I see.
I'm working out a lot.
No matter how many times you say it, I'm tired of your gym talk.
Where do you work out?
My butt.
Your butt?
It's really hard.
Really?
Really.
Can I touch it?
Not at all.
Why would you touch it?
If you say that, I don't care.
Can I touch it?
Sure, go ahead.
Can I touch it?
You're not stupid.
The viewers will know.
Your butt is hard.
It's hard.
It's hard, right?
It's hard!
I'm serious.
Can I touch it?
How do you want me to touch it?
Like this.
Really?
Do you want me to lift you up like this?
No, I'm good.
What's going on?
Why are you a little embarrassed?
I'm embarrassed.
That's right.
Can I touch it?
It's hard.
It's hard!
Can I touch it?
Wait a minute!
What?
Go ahead.
You're cheating!
She's like a sign!
No, it's really hard here.
Why is it hard? Is it hard because you're training?
That's right.
So you don't want to drop it?
Yes.
Can you do it?
I can't do it at all. Please sit down.
Oh, my God!
I can't do it at all.
Oh, my God! I can't do it at all.
She's just turned 20 years old, but she prepared this profile.
NICOLE FUJITA, 20 years old, model, born February 20, 1998.
I didn't know at all.
She was born in Genzyland.
That's right.
Wait a minute. Is it half?
That's right.
My dad is Russian and Polish.
Oh, my God!
Then, in 2001, my parents separated and moved to Saitama, Japan with my mother.
On the eve of their separation, they moved to Japan and raised Nicole as a woman.
At that time, it was a very poor life.
So I went to work in the morning and worked at night.
So it didn't suit my parents at all.
That's right. You're having a hard time.
After this, Nicole had a hard day.
On the eve of their separation, they moved to Japan and raised Nicole as a woman.
At that time, it was a very poor life.
My dad was pretty rich.
What did your dad do?
My dad was pretty much an IT person.
My mom left that and came here.
It was pretty much a one-time life.
So I went to work in the morning and worked at night.
So it didn't suit my parents at all.
That's a small apartment.
That's right.
I lived in an apartment.
It's like a little human house.
Chabudai.
That's right.
That's how it felt, right?
Chabudai.
I wondered if it was common in other houses.
In my house alone, I was pretty much made fun of.
Chabudai.
That's Chabudai.
That's right.
You're having a hard time.
Gently.
That's what it's like.
I don't know at all.
I have a younger brother.
Is it your first time seeing your younger brother?
I divorced my younger brother's father.
What?
Your younger brother's father is someone else?
It's someone else.
Ah!
No, wait a minute.
So you don't have a younger brother's father yet?
He's gone.
He's gone again?
He's gone again.
How many times has he divorced you?
He divorced me twice.
I see.
Ah!
That's how it was.
I see.
Your mother was pretty good.
Yes, but she's a good mother.
She divorced you twice?
Yes.
She divorced you twice.
Yes, twice.
She divorced me twice.
Doesn't your mother have a boyfriend now?
She doesn't have one now.
She did have one before.
She does now?
Yes, she does now.
Will you tell me about it?
Yes, I will.
What was your ex-boyfriend like?
My ex-boyfriend was...
Yes?
He was like...
He was like a young man's wind.
That's weird.
I don't think young men's wind is serious.
Yes, yes, yes.
Something big, something bouncing, something playing music.
No, no, no.
I put it in my house.
You blew it away.
Yes, yes.
However, it seems that Nicole also has difficulties.
Yes.
Fujita Nicole is 20 years old and has difficulties.
Yes.
One of them is that she gave too many quizzes as an idiot character and her brain got better.
I see.
Speaking of Fujita Nicole...
I've never said it in order of A, B and C.
Why?
It's weird from A to Z.
I see.
She is full of idiots.
For that reason, Nicole has been pulled into various quiz programs.
As a result, it seems that her brain has improved whether it is good or bad.
I've been learning more and more.
Until now, I've avoided learning opportunities, but now I can make people learn.
She avoided learning opportunities.
Don't say that.
I've been learning a lot.
Recently, I've been asked to do something because I'm an idiot, but I can't do it anymore.
You mean you get it right away.
Yes, I get it right away.
For example, "Do you know that?"
My brain has improved.
Let's test how much your brain has improved.
Is Nicole really not an idiot?
Let's verify it with a proverbial quiz!
I think it's really okay.
Is it true?
Maybe.
Let me ask you.
On the blanket...
I'm wearing clothes.
Don't lie to me.
I'll really answer it.
From the second floor...
I'm jumping down.
I don't know.
It's negative.
From the second floor...
I'm dropping water drops.
That's good.
That's right.
Here we go.
Even small insects...
Have breath.
I don't know.
Even small insects...
Who is "issun"?
It sounds like "inkiru".
Even small insects...
Have life.
That's good.
That's a good one.
That's good.
Even small insects...
Insect spray.
It's the opposite of "issun".
It's difficult.
Even small insects...
This is...
Even small insects...
bontan
It's the same level.
bontan
Nicole is already in her 20s.
You are already in your 30s.
Even small insects...
bontan
You know it, right?
Even small insects...
soredemoinba
What is it?
I don't know.
Even small insects...
soredemoinba
I don't know.
It's a pun.
Even small insects...
You know it, right?
Even small insects...
sokode sanba
What is it?
I know it.
It's the same thing.
I know it.
She said it on her own.
Don't make fun of me!
This is the last story of her 20s.
Her mother is worried about her.
What is it?
She is worried about not being fooled by strange men.
I'm worried about it.
Her mother is very worried about her.
She said that there are only men who like strange men.
She is worried about not being fooled by strange men.
I don't have eyes for strange men.
You don't have eyes for strange men.
I don't have eyes for strange men.
You should make a boyfriend as soon as possible.
You should bring him home as soon as possible.
That's not good.
How old is your mother?
She is 45 years old.
She is young.
She has a barricade on her head.
She has a barricade on her side.
Did she do it herself?
She did it herself.
She doesn't look like it.
She is a good person.
I'm sorry. I don't have enough material.
I don't have enough material.
She is really a good mother.
I think she is a better mother than any other mothers.
Is it okay for you to call her?
Is it okay?
Is it okay now?
Where is your mother?
She is in Saitama.
Is she at home?
I think she is taking a rest.
Is it okay?
I don't know.
Maybe she is not alone now.
Then...
Can you call her?
I will call her.
She is amazing.
I wonder what she is doing every day.
Maybe she has an appointment.
I don't think so.
But she is not working.
Is it okay for you to call her?
I'm a little nervous now.
Hello?
Is it okay for you to call me now?
What are you doing now?
I'm at home.
Why?
Have you been at home all the time?
No, I just came back.
What did you do?
Today?
I just went to Yokado and came back.
What did you do in front of Yokado?
I played a little in front of Yokado.
What did you do?
I played for about two hours.
What do you mean you "played"?
I kissed.
Why do you ask me such a question?
Well...
What?
I want to introduce you to my boyfriend.
Is it okay for me to call you now?
Hello?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Sazami Shinobu.
Thank you for always taking care of me.
Mom!
Mom, I'm Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Nice to meet you. I'm always taking care of you.
Your voice is totally different, isn't it?
Her voice is completely different.
Now, you are guest of "Downtown" and "Sakagami Shinobu-san".
Thank you very much.
Your daughter loves you very much, doesn't she?
Yes, she does.
That's why she is a little worried about you.
Are you lecturing me?
Well, yes.
To put it simply.
I'm sorry.
Your girlfriend is quite popular, isn't she?
She hasn't been here for years.
Is that so?
Yes.
So you don't have a boyfriend anymore?
I don't think I can have a boyfriend anymore.
Why is that?
I've never heard of it before.
Why?
I weigh 77 kilograms now.
I don't think anyone can hold me.
Is that so?
Yes.
You should go on a diet.
My fat content is 50%.
What?
My fat content is about 45%.
To be exact.
But if you don't have a boyfriend, you definitely want to date, don't you?
No.
I don't think I can date anymore.
That's good.
Is that so?
My daughter bought me a dog.
I see.
Three years ago...
I don't think you should say that.
I didn't say that.
Then you almost said it.
I didn't say it.
You should have said it earlier.
By the way, do you have a favorite celebrity?
No, I don't have a favorite celebrity.
By the way, there are three men now.
Sakagami Shinobu, Hamada Masatoshi, and Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Who is your favorite type?
My favorite type is Hamada.
Hamada is kind.
Thank you very much.
Mom.
Yes.
Do you like me?
I want you to call me "Daddy".
How do you like it?
I like it.
How do you like it?
I like it.
I'm not allowed to say that.
You can't say that?
You can't say that.
I see.
Then you like Sakagami Shinobu.
Yes, I do.
I think I'm good enough.
But you look like you're going to get beat up.
Beat me up?
How dare you say that about me?
Beat me up?
I'm in love with Sakagami Shinobu.
You look like you're going to get beat up.
Mom, you should come to my show next time.
What do you mean?
I don't think it's necessary.
But I don't talk about anything funny.
It's more funny than Okinome-chan.
Mom, you're turning 20.
Do you have any messages for her?
Well...
I can't choose a parent for 20 years.
I'm the only parent.
Thank you for following me.
I had no choice but to follow you.
Thank you for getting through the hard times with me.
I've caused you a lot of trouble.
I was often away from work at night.
I'd like you to help me with that.
Don't cry.
I won't cry.
Don't cry.
Thank you.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you.
I'll be in charge of you from now on.
What are you talking about?
You're quite mysterious, aren't you?
I can't see your personal life.
No, I can't.
I'd like you to tell me about it.
You're like Mr. Dahama.
Today's last guest is this person.
It makes you nervous, doesn't it?
Yes.
Is there anything you don't like being asked about?
Well...
No, there isn't.
There is, isn't there?
Is there?
We're here. This is it.
This is Mr. Tebasaki Bancho.
This place is really good.
Really?
An actress, Yuki Matsushita, is waiting for you here.
She's so beautiful, but she's only 49 years old and still single.
She doesn't have much privacy, but today she's going to be honest with you.
Let's go!
Let's do it!
Thank you for having me!
This is the second time!
Thank you for having me!
Yuki Matsushita, everyone!
Asakura!
In her 35 years of entertainment life,
she's been active in movies, dramas, and stage plays.
She's a veteran actress who's always been active in the first line.
Even though she's so beautiful, she's only 49 years old and still single.
She hardly ever tells lies.
To be honest, she doesn't know much about her private life.
Tonight, we're going to ask Yuki Matsushita, an actress who's been single for a long time,
everything about love that she hasn't been able to ask before.
Have you ever thought about getting married?
Of course you've been cheated on before.
That's right.
Have you ever been cheated on before?
Should I say it or not?
I think you should say it.
Should I say it?!
Excuse me, but how many people have you been cheated on with?
You don't have to say it.
Mysterious private life.
It's obvious that she won't get married.
The stage for "Utani" is here, "Tebasaki Banchou".
As the name suggests, the first choice is "tebasaki age".
"Tebasaki" is made from Miyazaki's own "tebasaki" and seasoned with secret spices such as salt and pepper.
"Tebasaki Nippon Ichi" has been selected for two consecutive years.
This is the same name as "sakagami-san".
This is what I love!
This spice is the best!
After a delicious fried chicken wing,
the highball goes on!
If we were to show you the show's last keyword,
it would be a fried chicken wing for 80 yen.
It's been a while!
That's right, it's been a while since we last met.
But this time, you're the one I'm closest with, right?
Actually, it's my older brother who's been taking care of me.
That's right.
Yuki-chan is in charge of the two-hour drama series,
and she's my older brother.
He's the producer.
Yes, we've worked together for a long time.
That's right.
Let's have a toast!
You're not going to drink it up?
No, no, no!
Let's drink it up!
Bye-bye!
It's my first time doing this.
It's your first time? I told you earlier.
We haven't done anything like this before.
Right?
Yes.
It was a long time ago.
Oh, you're right.
In fact, in 1991,
Downtown and Ucchan Nanchan
hosted a talk show,
and the first guest from their dreams
was you, Yuki-chan!
That's right!
What?!
Matsushita's one company offer!
Oh!
Oh, is that right?!
Matsushita Yuki-san?!
Oh, that's right!
That's probably it!
Now, Matsushita Yuki-san,
how old are you?
Oh, excuse me,
but you're 49 years old.
That's a young age!
An independent actress,
with a mysterious face,
how old are you?
That's right!
There it is!
There's a "does" part?!
There it is!
What?!
A "does"?!
That's right!
To overturn Matsushita-san's image,
we asked the son of Watanabe-ken-san,
who is close to both his parents,
and the actor Watanabe Dai-san.
I call Matsushita Yuki-san "Yuki-nee-san",
but she's very clear and strong-minded,
so I call her "nee-san".
She's quite "s".
She does a lot of impersonations
in her spare time at the set.
When I'm asked "what time is it?"
I have to do a pose like this,
and I do it like "bang",
but if I don't do it right,
it's like "what's that?"
and I end up making a face like this.
It's tough, you know?
First of all,
the way he's answering right now
is already a "do-emo".
If he sees it,
anyone can see it!
I think it's a little scary.
However, Mizuki Arisha-chan's comment is also included in it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Picking up other people's small jokes in detail,
I feel sorry for Matsushita-san, who often says it.
Well, you don't miss people's mistakes a little bit.
That's right.
Even when we're filming,
when someone suddenly falls asleep,
or when I see it right away,
Oh, you were sleeping.
Completely.
You too, Hana-san.
You're the same, right?
That's why it's perfect here and there.
Oh, you're right.
It's not perfect.
It won't break, right?
It won't.
It doesn't look like it will.
It looks like it will break.
Sometimes it breaks, right?
So, on the contrary, do you have strict eyes when you look at men?
I've never thought about it that hard.
Now, let's get to the main topic.
We'll look for love circumstances in the veil.
Is he the worst man for you, Geki-chan?
Yeah, I'm not good at it.
I'm good at it when he's forcing me.
Ah, it's an "s", so it's "s" instead.
Wait a minute.
"s" doesn't work at all.
Wait, I made a mistake just now.
I'm not good at it when he's forcing me.
Like pulling me hard like this.
I see.
Even in dramas, when the criminal is caught and caught,
even in dramas, when the criminal is caught and caught,
it's not good.
So you don't like it when he's serious and serious about his light bokeh, right?
That's right.
Huh? You're not laughing that much.
That's right.
Huh? You're not laughing that much.
Huh? Huh?
Also, like...
When you're driving and you're turning your arm like this,
I don't like it when he's trying to be cool like that.
Huh? You're not laughing that much.
A lot of people say it's cool.
That's right.
It's the opposite.
I don't understand a man who thinks it's cool to do it like that.
Yes.
Have you ever seen anyone like that?
No, I haven't.
He seems like a cool guy.
I think he's young if he's young.
What? He dumped you?
Really?
Have you ever run up to him and chased him?
No, I haven't.
I haven't.
What kind of person do you like?
I like kind people.
Can I ask you something?
There are three men here.
Us?
Yes.
I think you're the least kind of person.
I feel like you have different kinds of kindness.
What kind of kindness do you like?
I like people who are confused and kind.
I like people who are straightforward and kind.
Matsumoto-san?
Matsumoto-san is kind in a certain way.
For example, you drop a chair on the train.
Do you drop it right away?
Yes, I do.
I don't know what to do.
I think you're cuter.
You drop it right away.
But you're hiding it.
I don't drop it!
I'm kind!
I'm not lying!
I'm kind!
I'm not kind!
I know!
I'm kind!
Kindness is a big thing.
I'm doing this kind of work.
I want you to understand me.
That's why I'm kind.
Do you like being alone?
I don't like it that much.
Do you like being an AD?
There are people who take care of their subordinates.
Right?
I agree!
I don't like it that much.
That's right!
What is she asking?
Are you laughing at me?
Of course you've been in a relationship before.
That's right.
Is it long or short?
It depends.
It depends?
How many people...how many people have you been in a relationship with?
You don't have to say that.
Watch the talk show!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Ms. Matsuya, have you ever thought of getting married?
Now, Mr. Hamada will cut in.
Why you haven't gotten married yet?
From now on, the broadcast will be provided by the sponsors you see.
Why you haven't gotten married yet?
Ms. Matsuya, have you ever thought of getting married?
Now, Mr. Hamada will cut in.
Why you haven't gotten married yet?
Even if you say it now, it's too old-fashioned.
That's right.
I haven't had that kind of wish for a long time.
But it's a chance.
There have been people who have thought of getting married here.
But I don't have an image of getting married.
You haven't had that kind of wish for a long time?
"Moeagaru" means "marriage" or not, I don't know.
Is "moeagatte" marriage?
But I have had "moeagaru" love several times.
So you haven't gotten married yet.
I don't know if that will be judged.
It looks like an interview.
It is strange that you are still single.
I don't have such intention.
You have been proposed before, haven't you?
You are still single because you didn't say yes.
That's right. I didn't accept it.
Have you ever had a same-sex relationship?
Have you?
Yes, I have.
Have you?
Yes, I have.
You are laughing out loud.
I'm sorry.
Have you ever been cheated on?
It doesn't matter whether you have been cheated or not.
Do you say it or not?
I think I say it.
Do you say it?
Are you angry at that time?
If you are sure of it, you can say it.
But if you are not sure of it, you can't say it.
Are you in trial now?
I don't want you to say it.
I thought you were a serious person.
The answer depends on the situation.
If you like dogs or cats, you can say it.
Which one do you like?
I like dogs.
Don't say it!
On the other hand, when do you get excited?
On the other hand?!
I don't think you can get excited like me.
Do you like Karaoke?
Yes, I do.
What do you do in Karaoke?
We get excited and dance together.
You dance?!
We dance and dance together.
What?!
But...
Were you originally a dancer?
Yes, I was.
In fact, Matsushita-san has experience of studying dance in America.
When she was a teenager, she was also active as an idol's back dancer.
It's unexpected, isn't it?
In addition, this information is also unexpected.
Kissine's teacher is...
Ishida Junichi-san!
At first, Ishida-san gave me some advice for such scenes in the drama.
For example, "This is more beautiful for a woman in this scene."
Did Junichi-san tell you that?
Yes, he did.
I don't think there are many people who tell me that.
I don't think so.
But I can't calculate how I look in this scene.
But if you actually do it right, does it look like that?
He told me that when we look at each other, in the case of a close-up drama,
because it's different from everyday life, when we get very close,
if you look at it on the screen, if you look at it properly, your eyes will get closer.
It's better to look at only one eye than to look at it properly.
But is that so?
When is the private kiss?
It's just a laugh.
It's like "one night love", isn't it?
It's just a laugh.
No, no, you're doing it now, aren't you?
That's right, you're doing it now.
Is there such a thing?
Matsushita-san, is there anything you'd like to ask Downtown-san?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm curious about the scene where they hit people in the drama shooting.
I'm serious about it, but it's a play, so it's not like I'm really going there.
That shadow-like thing...
The other day, when I was on this show,
it was like a "kiki-tsukkomi".
Like "kaminari".
Yes, like "kaminari".
Is there any advice you'd like me to give you, like "it doesn't hurt like this"?
But that's a general reaction, isn't it?
No, no, no.
When I do it in a play, I always put my hand back like this.
That's true.
It makes a "pachiii" sound, but it doesn't hit me here.
It hurts like this.
So you want me to make a sound like "it doesn't hurt like this", right?
What's it like? What's that man's butt like?
Until now.
What did Matsushita-san say when Matsumoto-san was shot down?
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How do you like men's butts so far?
Disgusting!
Disgusting?
I'm going crazy!
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