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Tonight's "Downtown Man" is a series of "hashigozake" with too many guests.
The too beautiful actress, Manda Hisako, reveals the truth of her marriage.
- Is your seat taken? - Because I have a child.
- You have a child. - I have a grandchild.
- How strange! - What was your relationship like?
Legendary showman, Hifumin and his wife, Tozai.
- Tonkatsu set meal. - Grilled meat set meal.
- Let's do it like this. - It's poisonous!
And the world champion, Gushiken's forbidden love, what will it be like?
Tonight's show is "Menro".
Akko's favorite cheap and delicious restaurants will appear one after another.
Please look forward to it!
Akko's title call is...
Hashigozake
What's wrong?
You're making noise!
Stop it!
- This happened a year ago, right? - Yes, a year ago.
I'm sorry for telling you this on TV, but I don't remember anything from a year ago.
- Well, since it's "Menro"... - Can I say something?
I'm going to do it.
Why? Why?
I'm trying to do it properly!
No, um... don't cry!
It's okay, it's okay.
Now, in the first store, we have an actress who is also good friends with Akko-san, Manda Hisako-san.
- Yes, she's here. - Yes, she's here.
- Barrias Sacaba. - Her name is amazing.
- The difference is 188 yen, right? - It's cheap!
- I know this place too. It's been a while since we met. - Yes.
- Manda Hisako-san. - Yes!
- An actress is waiting for you here? - She likes drinking.
- I see. - Let's go.
- Yes, let's go. - Did you open this store?
- Ah! She's here! So cool! - She's here!
- Thank you for waiting! - A young person is here!
- Red! Ah, you're already doing it? - I'm waiting for you.
- A young person is here! - Thank you for waiting...
- Thank you for waiting, but you're young. - Yes, yes!
Suddenly, Manda-san's full of actress aura.
When she was 19 years old, she was selected as Miss Universe Japan representative.
Two years later, she made her actress debut with "Asadora".
In order to sell her beauty, she was active in movies, dramas, and stage performances for nearly 40 years.
She's so childless...
"Asadora" recorded a 23.5% highest viewing rate in this century.
"Asan ga Kita" was the second most talked about show.
- I'm so jealous... - I should've never gone out of the store.
If it was Ohatsu-san, I would've been happy.
By the way, Ako-san and Manda-san have been together for more than 30 years.
Tonight, we'll cut into Manda-san's mysterious life, which is too much of an actress.
- Have you met her before? - Yes, we have!
- What's up with her? - What's up with her?
- I've never seen such a red person in such a cheap bar. - Red and yellow.
- I was thinking of making it yellow, but I thought it would be a signal. - That's true.
- But... - Manda-san, you just noticed, but I'm in a bad mood today.
I don't know the traffic lights at all.
- Are you nervous? - No, I didn't drink today.
- You didn't drink? - No, I drank last night.
- Who did you drink with? - I told you not to spin it earlier.
- I didn't spin it at all. - You didn't spin it at all.
- Let's order first. - Yes.
- Is this enough? - This looks delicious.
- Did you book this, Manda-san? - Look at this. Is it a little expensive?
- I don't know what it is. - Isn't it a little expensive?
- It's only 188 yen. - No, but...
- I think you should drink it. - Can I drink it?
- I can't stop drinking in the middle of it. - It's okay.
- Then don't drink it.
- Anyway, let's toast. - Let's toast.
To welcome Manda Hisako-san, you can go to a cheap and delicious izakaya or a cheap bar.
Here is the menu that Akko-san recommends.
First of all, special fried noodles.
500g of volume and only 388 yen.
With a light sauce flavor, your feet will go well.
In addition, an old-fashioned ham cutlet that is very popular with salarymen.
A bite-sized crispy cheese spring roll also goes well with alcohol.
- It's delicious. - I love alcohol.
Now, Akko-san, please say "gui".
If you say the keyword "shop" at the end of the program, you can get a mountain of potatoes for free.
Cheers!
It's been a while!
Cheers!
You always show me this on the show.
I always drink while you show me.
But it seems like there are quite a lot of people like that.
It's fun, so you have to do your best.
That's what's going to be fun today.
Why?
It's going to be fun.
I'll drink it today.
I'll drink it.
Thank you.
Please lock the shochu straw.
Cheers!
But you look like you're drunk.
Are you drunk?
Why do you say that all of a sudden?
Why do you say "drunk" all of a sudden?
It's because you're drunk.
You don't say "drunk"? What do you say?
He's called "drunk".
If you say "drunk", I can't tell.
There are people who say "drunk".
There are people who say "drunk" today.
Now, we're getting closer and closer to the mysterious private life of the great actress,
from the fact that Hisako Manda, who is about to turn 70 years old, is now turning 70 years old.
That's amazing.
She's 80 years old.
Can I still get married?
Well, you haven't married yet.
What?
You haven't gotten married yet.
What?
Yes.
So, you haven't gotten married yet.
What? You haven't got married yet?
You haven't gotten married yet.
But you have children.
I do have children and grandchildren.
That's amazing.
You haven't gotten married yet?
I haven't gotten married yet.
But you haven't gotten married yet, so you're still beautiful.
Did you say something wrong?
No, no, no.
Did you really say something wrong?
Not at all.
Then I'm going to kick you out!
To sum up the story a little bit...
At the age of 26, she fell in love with a man who was a former company official and gave birth to a son at the age of 29 while divorced.
Ako-san has met her father, hasn't she?
Yes, she has.
Oh, I see!
She still lives with her father.
No, she's passed away.
Oh, really?
She came here seven times last year.
Your son is already over 20 years old.
No, he's already 30 years old.
What?!
He's your son, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
He's your son.
He still doesn't know about you.
Please excuse me.
Is it okay for me to say this?
I was about to say it!
Please excuse me!
I was about to say it!
Say it!
I was about to say it!
My son told me when we were in kindergarten.
It was the season of bamboo shoots in kindergarten.
Yes, bamboo shoots.
We were talking about it.
Because the cherry blossoms were in bloom.
We were talking about it.
The season of bamboo shoots is in bloom.
Because we were talking about bamboo shoots.
While we were drinking...
You were drunk, weren't you?
We were both drunk.
My son was sleeping in the children's room.
And in the morning, we went to the children's room.
We went into the children's bed and drank alcohol.
I think you said something nice to your son.
Like, "Take care of your mother."
I think you said something like that.
He was sleeping.
And he was...
He was half-asleep.
But he was crying a lot.
As a result, I went home.
I went home.
I met Mr. Otetsuda again.
After that, he started to quarrel with his wife.
He went to the children's room.
Because it smelled like alcohol.
Ma'am, we have a problem.
Someone broke in.
The children's room is full of alcohol.
Obviously, it was me.
I shouldn't have said that.
I made a mistake.
I'm sorry, but it was me.
I'll kick you out of the house.
Here, from And Yuko, who has been good friends with him since his 20s,
the testimony about their relationship is...
- It's And Yuko's testimony, right? - Yes.
My ex-partner asked me what I wanted for my birthday present, and I said 'Go, Hiromi!' to Hermes.
- That's the truth. - Wow!
- Did you like it? - I like both of them, Hermes and Go.
- My ex-partner actually asked me 'Go, Hiromi!' for my birthday party. - Wow!
- I thought 'Go, Hiromi!' would come out of nowhere while I was busy with work. - Wow!
- He said, "Did you pay a lot of money?" - Wow!
- But... - Yes, yes, of course.
- I'm sorry, but could you write a manga for me? - Wow!
- Do you think boys like cute girls like us? - No... - You don't like us, do you? - No, no, no.
- You know, when I was young, I was popular. - Oh, really?
It's a manga about a woman who lives a hard life.
It seems like she's been in a provocative relationship since she was young, but what kind of relationship was it?
- When? - When did you start dating?
Yes, from 22 to 26, until I met him.
From 26 onwards, I've been with him all the time.
Is that amazing?
- So you say it and say it? - I say it and say it.
I also say it and say it.
- You say it and say it? - Yes, I say it and say it.
Even if I'm liked by people I don't like, I don't feel sorry for them.
Of course, it's troublesome for me.
For people I like...
Then you want me to tell you what's going on, right?
- Tell me. - No, no.
But as my weapon, I had alcohol.
They like it.
I don't get drunk that easily.
- So you pretend to be drunk? - Well, I can do it.
- That's amazing. - I don't get too drunk, so it's a shame.
- I see. - Have you always had one-night stands?
One-night... I think I've had a lot of one-night stands.
- That's cool. - I'd like to ask you something.
- Are there real celebrities? - Yes, there are.
- You said you had a lot of them. - Yes, there are.
- There are. - They're all dead now.
- What? - Dead people?
- So you were a little older back then, like 24 years old? - That's right.
- I've never dated anyone younger than me. - What?
- I like Fujioka Rin now. - Fujioka Rin? - Oh, that rich family! - Fujioka Rin and Sionmigo, they're all like that. - Like Irina Kan. - And Yuzuru Kanyu. - I want to go around with them. - You got married?
Manda's sad wish. Next, she wants to be drunk all the time.
Banda-san and Peter-san, who have been friends for 20 years and have played together many times, said...
I'm always drunk, so I can't go for a drink.
I always get drunk and drink.
I usually get drunk and drink.
Even if we're all partying.
What do you mean, 'drink and drink'?
They seem to like drinking quite a bit, but don't they fail at drinking and drinking?
Do monkeys fail at drinking and getting drunk?
Do they go home properly?
They do go home.
Do they sleep at the entrance?
They do sleep at the entrance.
They wear boots that are hard to take off in the morning.
On the bed?
On the bed.
One of them was this pearl necklace.
I wore it a few times.
It was painful.
I wore it like crazy.
With wood?
The real one?
The real one.
Wow!
You can say 'wow!'
Wow!
But...
Wow!
She says "Wow!" without thinking about it.
She is still a big actress.
Her shocking daily life will be revealed!
Staff's shock!
When she said "It's two o'clock,"
I mistook it for "It's two o'clock" and looked up at the sky.
I thought it was amazing.
She said it until two o'clock.
I was very impressed.
I was looking up at the sky.
I mistook it for "It's two o'clock."
It's two o'clock.
This is also interesting.
Staff's testimony.
She gave way to the driver.
The driver raised his hand and said "thank you."
She thought it was an acquaintance and bowed deeply.
Drivers don't know such rules.
I don't know.
How about fruits at home?
You're good at it, aren't you?
I don't know.
She doesn't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
When you worked with your partner before,
you didn't feel like you were working at all.
You don't feel like working at all, do you?
What kind of food do you cook?
I don't cook food.
Coke?
I can cook anything.
Of course, I can cook delicious food like okonomiyaki and yakisoba.
I can also cook "dodeyaki."
Really?
What about laundry?
Everyone does laundry.
Who does laundry?
I do.
That's amazing.
Have you ever folded underwear?
No, I haven't.
But it's cool as you imagined, isn't it?
That's right.
No one did it like you imagined.
There are people who do it, so they do it for me.
You do it as you imagined.
My ex-partner used to live abroad,
so he brought me a Filipino maid.
We've been living together for a long time now.
I feel sorry for you.
Do you know how much a taxi costs for the first time?
I know it's cheaper now.
How much is it?
Wow!
What?
I don't know.
How much do you think it is?
I know it's about 720 yen.
Why is it so cheap?
It used to be 410 yen cheaper.
You rarely go to convenience stores, do you?
But I know about convenience stores now.
What?
Now.
I don't know about you.
I don't go there, but I've never used an ATM.
Me neither, but I've never used a convenience store.
Don't you use an ATM?
Why?
I've never used it.
Why?
How do you pay for it?
Really?
My husband pays for it for me.
Do you pay for it when it's gone?
Yes, when it's gone.
And I pay for all the cards.
I see.
And my husband pays for most of it.
I don't know if you've heard of it, but you go out for a drink or...
Yes, yes.
You go out for a drink.
Wow! I should have paid for it.
Will it be safe this week?
If it's there, it's definitely safe.
Is it?
It's there.
Next stop is a shop where the world champion and chairman of Tokushima are waiting for.
Derasse.
It's right in front of us.
What kind of shop is this?
This shop is Derasse.
It's snow vegetables.
I've heard of Derasse.
It's a shop that sells snow vegetables as a main dish and goes well with alcohol.
It's a healthy creative shop.
What are you laughing about?
I'm not laughing!
Are you calling me?
You can't call me!
Let's go.
I'm a famous trainer now.
What's wrong?
Are you kidding me?
Is it possible?
What did you say?
It's a shop you've never been to.
No!
This shop is famous for marines and stuff like that.
Come on!
It's either we go or we don't go.
Let's go!
Thank you for waiting!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you for having us.
What about you, Higa?
It's my first time here.
What about you, Yamato?
The other day, I won a wide shot.
The other guys won the championship.
But it's my first time winning a two-shot.
I'm moved.
Despite his kind face,
Higa is incredibly strong.
Not only is he a world champion in the field,
but in his professional debut match...
He won by a narrow margin of 50 seconds.
From there, they won all matches in a row.
And the other day, in the second defense match...
In the past, he easily defeated strongmen who conquered the world's second class in one round.
Since his debut, he has won 15 matches in a row.
He is the strongest man with a Japanese record!
It was Kushiken who found and raised Higa's talent.
They are truly the strongest duo!
But tonight, Higa's strongest daily life is revealed one by one.
My hands are messed up!
Furthermore, he is not allowed to love the champion.
If you remember a woman...
If you hold hands...
You're crazy!
Such a feast is served in a hidden shop, "derasse", which creative French people can enjoy.
Here is the menu that Akko-san ordered.
The roast of English-ranked black beef and red beef...
The red meat with just enough oil and the sweetness of meat that spreads in your mouth is irresistible!
The roast of Akita-based brand pork, thigh pork...
It is not greasy and has a refreshing taste.
The spicy green pepper sauce is also excellent!
The marinade of eight kinds of vegetables steamed in white wine...
And the rich taste of Hokkaido-made smoked scallops...
Akko-san can enjoy all of them!
It's really good!
If you say the keyword "shop" at the end of the program...
You can enjoy a welcome drink for two people a day!
Cheers!
Thank you for coming!
Cheers!
You brought a belt with you!
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
This one?
It is easy to wear.
Surprisingly...
Boxing is...
It is the first time for Japanese people to go to a boxing gym.
I went there before fighting.
You went there, didn't you?
It was a normal rubber.
When it arrived, it was crushed.
It was broken.
It is a tasty part.
Higa won the champion belt with Gushiken and two triplets.
Let's ask him how he started boxing and how he discovered his talent.
How old are you?
I'm 22 years old.
Why did you start boxing first?
Chairman KO special was held.
That was Ioka's match, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
Ioka won the champion belt with Gushiken and two triplets.
Chairman KO special was held.
I decided to start boxing.
I was always a baseball player.
Even though you were a baseball player?
I called my dad right away.
Did you think you were strong?
I was confident even before I started boxing.
What did you think of Gushiken's call?
He is the star of Okinawa, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
I've never seen his amateur match at high school.
Not even once.
Before I graduated high school, I went to see him because I wanted to become a professional boxer.
I only saw him punching.
When I saw it, I thought he was here to punch.
That's amazing.
It wasn't a normal high school punch.
It was a heavy punch.
It was very powerful.
Were there many good and bad people at that time?
I wasn't a bad person.
But I had a lot of friends.
I see.
I've done it a little bit.
When I get tired of boxing, I want to try it.
It's like a fight.
Because the reach isn't that long, is it?
That's right.
Where are you going?
It's very long.
When I get tired of it, I measure the reach first.
Now, we're going to see the world champion Higa's face.
It's obvious that he's not the strongest man in the world.
What's special about him is...
His hair is messed up!
What do you mean?
I've been drawing my own hair since I was born, so I don't think it's messed up.
In fact, a junior boxer at the gym, Kimura, tried to smell me while he was working out.
He smelled me with his hands and walked with me.
When I suddenly came forward, he smelled me and asked me if I smelled bad.
He got into my bed, peed in it, and tried to make me smell it.
It smelled worse than I imagined.
It smelled like my nose was clogged with poop.
I don't know much about myself, so I have a good junior boxer.
He checks it every day and asks me what it smells like.
I don't think it smells like me.
You don't really recognize it, do you?
It doesn't smell like high-pitched sounds, does it?
Boxing world champion Higa. The strongest manly face.
Next is "the type of woman you like".
It's boxing, you know.
Here we go.
Women who raise their hair like anyone.
Anyone.
Super boyish.
What do you like about men?
The way they raise their hair.
Like this?
Like Nakamura Un-chan?
Yes, like that.
Men like things that shake, right?
They like things that shake.
Like earrings.
They like things that shake.
Like boobs.
Do you like big boobs?
No, I like normal boobs.
Normal boobs?
Like "c" "d".
"c"?
Isn't it too technical?
That's what the president is saying now.
Women are definitely not allowed.
That's right.
Mr. Fushiken.
It seems that Higa is forbidden from dating.
Why is that?
Is dating forbidden?
It's not forbidden.
He's still young.
Young? But...
He's young, so...
He's 21 years old.
If you remember women...
This broadcast is sponsored by...
Mr. Gushiken, it seems that you are banned from dating players, but why is that?
Are you banned from dating?
It's not a ban, but I'm still young.
Young, but ...
I'm young, so I'm weak.
After all, if you remember women, you will be weak.
How about the president?
I've been married since retirement.
How old were you when you retired?
I was 26 years old.
That's why I'm telling you.
Be patient for five years.
What does that have to do with anything?
It's a habit.
Which one of you is doing it?
What about you?
It's not a mission, is it?
That's right.
There is a personal difference.
I think there is a personal difference.
Do you follow what you're told?
There are three things I'm told.
Don't go to neon cities.
Don't hold hands with women.
Don't eat delicious food.
But isn't it okay to hold hands or go to neon cities?
If you hold hands, you'll kiss.
It's a real disaster.
If you do that, your boobs will turn like this.
Who is talking about modernism here?
Your boobs will burn.
That's not it.
It's a tradition.
What about your girlfriend?
I don't have a girlfriend.
Wow, you're so careful.
I am.
But it seems he likes girls.
This testimony from Figa's trainer, Nomi-san.
"Last summer training camp, I was in the cheerleading club of Aoyama University.
There were about 40 girls and I was practicing with them.
I was so excited when I saw those girls.
When they passed me, they reacted so fast that I thought they were going to kick me out of the club."
They were like 'moon, moon, kick me out of the club!'
Because there are many young girls in the gymnasium, right?
Yes, there are.
Do you think they are cute or not?
When they are in the ring, they look cute sometimes.
When they are in the ring?
When they are in the ring, they look better.
Don't you think it's better for them to quit being round girls?
Yes, I think it's better for them to quit.
Shouldn't they quit?
No, I mean, I do focus in the gymnasium, but when I watch my own videos, I realize that there are many young girls in the gymnasium.
You're so erotic!
I was wondering if you have a mother or not.
Even Higa, who strictly prohibits dating, is in trouble with Ken Bushi.
Everything you say is wrong!
Everything I say is wrong, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
The other day, you said 'the scariest thing is women,'
but the next day you said 'the scariest thing is the wind,'
and the scariest thing keeps changing every week.
You can say it again!
I'm wondering what the scariest thing is.
Let's hear it again.
"What is it now?" "Well, after all, it's women." "So there have been a lot of players who have been defeated so far, haven't there?" "Yes, there have been." "What?" "I have my own experience of saying this." "Yes, yes, yes." "The president told me a lot about women's issues." "Hmm." "And I surprisingly protected it." "At that time, I was worried about it, but now it's good." "It was good."
However, as a champion of Higa, his surprising eating habits have been exposed.
"As a boxer, I have a dangerous eating habit." "What is it?" "This is Nogi's testimony." "Yes." "I like fatty food anyway." "Fatty food." "Yes." "I only eat red meat and fatty meat." "That's not good."
"As an athlete, I can't even eat beef tenderloin to coat an iron plate with grilled meat." "Yes." "If the president finds out about this, he will be angry." "I haven't heard you say it yet." "Yes." "I love meat fat." "Yes." "Fat." "Well, I eat it." "Even in the daytime, I eat 500g of steak." "It's hard for you, isn't it?" "It's hard for me." "Hmm." "Before the game, I already weigh about 60kg." "Hmm." "Um."
"Originally." "Originally." "But now I weigh 50.8kg." "Wow." "Isn't it amazing?" "It's amazing." "10kg." "10kg. How long do you weigh?" "About a month." "10kg in a month?" "That's about it." "That's amazing." "I can't even gain a single pound." "That's why you usually don't eat other people's food." "Other people's food?" "You don't eat other people's food and eat it like this." "Do you have anything to do with boxing?" "No, I don't eat other people's food."
On their way to a store in Hifumin, they talk about the ban on love in the entertainment world.
"But it's really hard, isn't it?" "Yes, it is." "But you have to take good care of her." "If you think about it like that, it's surprising in the entertainment world."
"Well, for now, idol girls..." "No, but it's not surprising. There aren't that many restrictions or anything like that." "Everyone..." "You don't know, do you?"
I don't know their names, but they're all idol girls and they all know their names, but you can't make love with anyone but your boyfriend.
And there are times when the president's wife comes to see you.
Then you roll up a bus towel and show her you're sleeping.
Then you put it up on the roof and say goodbye to your boyfriend.
"That's one thing, you know?" "Oh, those old idol girls."
"If you say you can't make love and you're going to do it, what are you going to do?" "Well, I was told I couldn't do it, but I'm going to do it."
In the group chat, they ask you from a little different place.
But you can't make love, so you don't share it.
But if you ask me from a different place, it's like a really weird atmosphere.
You can't say it to yourself, but everyone knows it.
"It's like a really weird atmosphere." "Everyone's doing it."
Now, we're waiting for Hifumin, who is very active in variety shows, and Kato Hifumin.
- Hello, Hifumin. - Hello, Hifumin.
- Ah, welcome! Good evening! - Good evening!
- Excuse me. - Good evening!
- Nice to meet you. - Good evening!
- Now, the world is in a shogi boom of balloons.
- And their sponsors are...
- A few days ago, they won the National Honorary Medal of Shogi,
- Ryuoto Habuyoshiharu and...
- For the first time in history, Fujin Souta, a junior high school student.
- And...
- Oh, I'm a star! - Oh, I'm a star!
- Are you a star now? - Yes, I am.
- Oh, I'm a star! - Oh, I'm a star!
- With this unique character, Kato Hifumin has become a national popularity.
- You're popular.
- Just last year, he was used in four commercials.
- Finally, he debuted as a singer!
- Hifumin, Hifumin, Hifumin, Hifumin, Hifumin!
- Furthermore...
- Hifumin!
- Last year, Hifumin won the top 10 of the Ryukongo Grand Prize.
- Now, Hifumin is drinking in a bar.
- With this game...
- Tonkatsu set meal!
- Yakiniku set meal!
- Then...
- Toku-toku!
- Even in downtown, what will happen to their strength?
- I've met you before.
- I've never met you before.
- There's a band called "Kagayake! Nihon no Hoshi".
- If I remember correctly, I...
- If you remember correctly...
- If I remember correctly...
- Yes...
- Together...
- We've played together.
- What it means is...
- Shogi...
- Boys...
- With a theme...
- Just once...
- Let me cooperate with you. - That's right.
- Well, in Tokyo, so to speak, maybe you are... - Let's get sumo!
- Sumo! - Sumo!
Now, to welcome Mr. Hifumin,
from Meguro Station for almost one minute,
a very popular restaurant, Komegoya.
Here is Mr. Anko's recommended menu.
First of all, Kushiyaki Goshumori.
The meat is Iwata Prefecture's pure rice that has been raised with care.
It has a elastic texture and is very juicy.
And the batter is fried chicken with rice flour.
It doesn't absorb oil and is crispy and healthy.
The potato salad with mustard as a secret ingredient is a little spicy and mature.
Now, Mr. Hifumin, eat, drink and talk a lot!
If you show us the keyword of the show's end,
we will give Japanese sake to the first 15 people.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- You have to do it properly!
- You said "Hifumin" but do you know he was a great person?
- To be honest, I didn't know about Shogi that much but I found out about it when you appeared in a variety show.
- That's right. - Yes.
- Men know about Shogi...
- I'm sorry to say this but I know about "kisshi" but I don't know about Shogi in detail.
- So, let's look at "Hifumin"'s history.
- He was born on January 1st, 1940 in Fukuoka.
- When he was born in Fukuoka, he was called "Inosukicho" but now he is called "Kamashi" in Kichoson Association.
- So, he is from Fukuoka, right?
- Yes, he is from Kanashi in Fukuoka Prefecture.
- When I was in elementary school, I was called "Inosukicho".
- Wait a minute. I feel like I'm about to get punched.
If you let your guard down, you'll get a lot of money.
What is this?
And the first title, "Two Sack", this is amazing.
Yes.
One Meiji.
Yes.
Three Juudan.
Yes.
One Ooi.
Yes.
Two Kyo.
Yes.
One Osho.
Yes.
One thousand and three hundred and twenty-four wins.
Yes.
One thousand and one hundred and eighty losses.
Yes.
He doesn't lose much.
No, no.
One thousand and one hundred and eighty losses.
He loses about half of it.
No, no.
Not half of it, but half of it.
He wins a lot.
By the way,
Ifumin has more wins than the legendary knight Oyama Yasuharu and
only Yoshiharu Habu, who was awarded the National Honorary Medal the other day, has won Habu six times.
He was shocked by Ifumin from Habu.
Of course I'm praising Habu.
No, I mean...
How about it?
Ifumin is eighteen years old and has played eight games in his life.
He has been active in the entertainment industry for sixty-three years.
Both of them are great businessmen.
He was shocked by Ifumin eating three oranges all of a sudden and at high speed during a game.
There are many things like this.
What do you mean by eating three oranges?
Yes, eating three oranges.
It's normal for parents to eat three oranges during a game, isn't it?
But if you eat three oranges and your hands get dirty, it will get on your hands.
That's right.
I'm aware of that.
And I wash my hands properly.
I don't get dirt on my hands.
You wash your hands properly.
I wash my hands.
What is this?
What do you think of Habu-san?
Habu-san is stronger than me in shogi.
However, Kansei-do and Kansei-do are the same.
I don't say that I'm amazing for no reason.
I wrote a book about Ooyama.
I wrote it with a great genius.
Ooyama-sensei wrote a book about me, a great genius.
I'm happy.
Hifumin is often hidden by his beloved character.
Once again, he is amazing.
Hifumin seems to have three things he really wants to do.
What do you want to do?
My wife and I often talk about this.
First of all, I want you to buy shoes and spread them wide.
I want you to spread the shoes, but I can't do it.
I'll tell you a little more about it.
Have you just finished one?
Yes, one.
I want you to buy shoes and shut up for a while.
We don't talk for a while.
That's why I'm talking for a while.
No, no, no.
I have two more.
You have two more?
What is your hobby?
Hifumin, you don't have to care about it.
You don't have to care about it.
I have two more things I want you to do.
I'll say it again from the first one.
What does Mr. Ifumi want to do?
There is a straight drawing.
A straight drawing is this small.
And there is a god who draws the whole picture.
And because the character of the god is small,
I copied it and increased it about three times.
And no matter how I think about it, I want to copy 200 drawings.
When you say a straight drawing, you say "shoes".
No, I don't want shoes anymore.
What is it?
I don't want shoes anymore.
Is it okay for you to say it for the last one?
I think I should look back on it.
By the way, what is the third one?
I like watching movies and listening to my favorite music at home.
I can't do it easily.
You have a lot of things in common.
That's right.
I have a lot of things in common, but I'm not irritated.
Oh, really?
I'm not irritated.
Because I'm basically calm in any case.
For example...
Calm down?
No matter what the situation is,
"calm down" seems to have been disturbing even for the original Hifumin.
When I was doing business, I asked for a tempura set meal for lunch break.
What do you mean by "tempura set meal"?
Tempura set meal.
Tempura set meal!
What?
Tempura set meal!
It's so bad, I can't even speak it.
So I asked for a tempura set meal...
... twice!
For what?
Tempura set meal!
Just say it! I didn't get it!
I don't like it! You asked for it twice!
I didn't get it, but...
Why didn't you get it?
But...
But I won't say why it won't reach.
What's that?
When I fight in a battle, I decide not to get angry no matter what happens.
If you get angry, you lose.
That's right. If you get angry in a battle, you lose.
Did you go to Unajiu?
I've been traveling to Unajiu day and night for 40 years.
Compared to that...
What was it?
It's hard for me to think about it now.
I've been eating Unajiu for 40 years.
It's hard for you, isn't it?
I've been eating it for 40 years.
I think it's about time for me to retire.
What did you say when you ate Unajiu with batter and rice and miso soup?
I said "tempurache".
Here's a suggestion from Matsumoto-san.
Why don't we play "kokon tosai"?
What?
"Kokon tosai".
You say "panpan" and say whatever you want.
Is there such a thing?
After this, Hifumin and Kokon lose in the "tosai" game.
"Kokon tosai".
Then let's do it like this.
"Kokon tosai".
"Tokutoku".
Why don't we do "kokon tosai"?
"Kokon tosai".
Say "panpan" and say the menu.
"Panpan"?
Anything is fine. Just say the menu.
For example...
"tonton".
For example...
You have to say it right away.
"tonton".
"tonton" and say the menu.
Let's do it!
"tonton".
"Kaki furai tenshoku".
"Kaki furai tenshoku" and "kaki furai"
You have to make two extra "kaki furai".
Let's start with "kikuchi".
"tonton".
"Karaage tenshoku".
"tonkatsu tenshoku".
"yakiniku tenshoku".
"tonton".
"tonton" and say the menu.
"ebikatsu tenshoku".
"tokutoku" and say the menu.
Don't you get nervous when you watch a show like this?
No, I don't.
Oh, you don't?
No, I don't.
You don't get excited, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't get excited, do you?
Not at all.
Speaking of getting excited!
Speaking of getting excited, what is it?
You sound like a pig.
Speaking of getting excited...
It will be released from Kadokawa on March 29th.
"age is just a number".
I'm going to talk about "life theory" for the first time.
I hope you like it.
Next week...
Misno Miki gives birth and drinks for the first time.
What do you do when you're nervous?
You're playing "gaddy" and "shiro".
"Ichikawa Udanjimu" is talked about in "Rikuou".
This week's keyword is...
"tempura set meal".
If you say these words in a shop, you'll get drunk like a man.