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Tonight's "Downtown Run" is Matsumoto-san getting into a pinch in "Hashigo-zake".
The actress Mariko Kaga will tell you how to live as a popular woman.
I don't like others telling me what to do.
I'm only interested in myself.
How do you approach a man who you think is like you?
You should love him like you love me.
I see.
Mariko-sama's sharp words that pierce your heart.
And her super bomb speech.
I told you about it in the magazine, didn't I?
What? What's going on?
You gave me your number, didn't you?
Because I love you!
What is it like to be like Mariko?
Last year's "Break No. 1" actress, Kaminari.
"Dangerous Tsukkomi Competition".
Will you be able to hit your partner's tsukkomi?
You'll be famous on the internet, won't you?
Tonight's stage is a large number of cheap and well- known restaurants.
Sakagami-san will also show us a delicious dish.
It's delicious!
I feel like I've achieved something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want you to do something easy here.
I can't do it at all.
It's a little easy.
I don't think there's anything like it.
It's like Yoshio Kojima.
Next is also a large number of cheap and well- known restaurants.
I don't like it! I really don't like it!
What is a large number of cheap and well-known restaurants?
57-year-old actress, Mariko Kaga.
Ms. Itsuki is excited and is waiting for you.
Please hurry up!
This is it! No matter how long you stand, you will always see this beautiful actress, Mariko Kaga, waiting for you!
I've been waiting for you for a long time, so I can't think of anything else.
I'll leave this to you, Mr. Kaga.
Wait a minute! That's not it!
It's more like a real sword!
Let's go!
You're in a good mood, right?
I think you're in a good mood!
Is that so?
Please come in!
Excuse me!
Ah! This is bad!
She's already in a bad mood!
Of course!
Ah! I'm sorry!
You're in your 70s! Don't make me wait for you!
That's right!
This is bad!
I'm really sorry!
Why are you apologizing?
I'm sorry!
It's not like you're apologizing!
Now, let's welcome Mariko Kaga!
Thank you!
Good evening!
I'm really sorry for making you wait!
That's right!
Oh, Mariko-san!
What?
Are you okay?
What?
Are you bored?
You're in a good mood, but it's like you're turning things around!
Ah, that's right!
This time, too, since Mariko-san is going to be an oden,
it's not like you're going to flip and do whatever you want,
it's like you don't like that anymore!
I see!
Looking back on the past is the most important thing!
That's right!
Because, you know, you're cute and pretty and all of that is natural, right?
Of course!
Right?!
Of course it is!
You're over 70 years old!
Of course it is!
When you're young, you say that you're cute and natural, but...
This is what you look like when you're young!
Instead of that, if it's something else, I'll serve you anything!
Cash!
Overwhelmingly beautiful and debuting at 17 years old!
Right?
That's the life of a woman, right?
After that, she appeared in movies and dramas more than 350 times!
She's a super-selling actress!
In her 57 years of acting career, she has worked with many famous people.
Ms. Kaga, who has been watching over the good- looking men.
Even in her private life, she is a free-spirited actress, and is said to be the most popular actress in the world.
Even now, when she is 74 years old, she is still full of charm!
Women are encouraged!
The pork stage is created by Italian "uo".
A popular restaurant for women who work a lot and are healthy Italians.
Carpaccio made with oiled yellowtail caught in Kaonshima Prefecture and vinegar sauce.
Homemade sausages made at restaurants using domestic pork and herbs.
And "uo" that most customers order on a daily basis.
This fire is smoked oysters and sea breams, white fish and scallops.
Let's drink at home-made hot sangria that warms you up.
The last keyword of the show is "service of oysters and sea breams".
Mariko, thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
It's warm.
It's perfect because it's cold today.
When sangria is warmed up, it tastes sweeter.
You always use a cushion, don't you?
I'm sorry.
You've been doing it for decades, haven't you?
I've been doing it for decades.
Are you an old man?
I was in a drama with you once.
Since then...
Is it because of that?
No, it's not because of that.
You're not drunk today, are you?
No, I just talked with someone who talks when he's drunk.
It's not good for you to talk when you're drunk.
Really?
I'm not drunk, but...
You used to do that a lot back in the day, didn't you?
Yes, I did. And Mariko-san is a perfect match for me.
I can't beat her at all.
I don't know why you're talking about me like that.
Are you interested in me?
No, we're all interested in you.
You're not interested in me, are you?
No, I'm not interested in you.
I kissed your mother before.
You remember, don't you?
I remember giving you a piggyback ride.
I think I kissed you, too.
Really?
You don't remember that?
No, I don't remember it at all.
I gave you a hot kiss.
That's a shame.
After this, their shocking relationship in private that no one knew about will be revealed.
But you used to get drunk a lot, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Because you were cute.
Do you know her?
I don't like being told anything by others.
I'm only interested in myself.
I told you in the magazine, didn't I?
What?
What's going on?
I gave you my phone number, didn't I?
What's going on?
I gave you my phone number, didn't I?
What's going on?
Wow!
From Ms. Mariko?
Yes, but...
Hey!
She's scared.
No, I don't like it.
No, I like you.
I don't know what you're like now, but...
You're cute.
I can't do it, either.
I see. I'm sorry.
No, it's not like that. Wait a minute.
You and I are exactly 20 years apart.
- How old are you now? - I'm 74.
- But on the contrary... - I'm 24 and 44 years old.
- But on the contrary... - How old are you now?
- Pass. - Pass.
- On the contrary, pass! - Hama-chan is very sexy now.
- Really? - Hama-chan is sexy.
- She asked me if she could date me. - Thank you.
- Me? I used to be number one. - When you were young.
- When you had hair. - When I had hair...
- That's why I said it's okay.
- She hates me.
- The meat is disgusting. - The meat is...
- It's messed up. - It's messed up in the end.
- What a shock!
- But Kaga-san has been popular for a long time.
- Sakagami-san also has a shocking episode about Kaga-san.
- When I was in my twenties...
- I had a girlfriend.
- She told me to work harder.
- She took me to a fancy restaurant.
- I don't know why, but there were a lot of people there.
- At that time...
- I'm sorry to say this, but...
- Mariko-san took me to a restaurant with a very handsome young man.
- What is that?
- But that's because I'm in my twenties.
- So I bought it.
- As a man...
- Of course.
- You could do that until you were in your fifties.
- There are a lot of actresses I know who are in their seventies or fifties.
- There are a lot of them.
- Um...
- Leave some salmon and go home.
- I don't dress up or anything like that.
- I'm just normal. - I've never done it before.
- You don't have to make a fuss about it, do you? - Yeah.
- I don't add anything or subtract anything. That's my way of life.
- So you don't pull anything?
- You've never been like, "Don't throw it away!" - I want to say it at least once.
- Wow...
- If the other person is like that, or if the temperature has changed a little...
- You know that, don't you? Sensitively. - Yes.
- Then you say goodbye first. - Wow...
- That's the kind of person I am. - So you don't have a deep relationship like that, do you?
- No, I don't know. - No, I'm sorry.
- Is there something like an emergency avoidance ability? - There is, isn't there?
- You don't want to be thrown away, do you? - Yes, I see.
- Something like that? - Wow...
- If you're like that, everything comes out of your fingers from that moment on.
- I see... - That's what women are like.
- Wow... - Well, men are more slippery.
- Isn't that right? - Yes. - Slightly, isn't it? - Slightly, slightly, slightly...
- You're very happy about getting married and having children, aren't you?
- No, I'm not! Does it look like that? - Yes, it does. It's been like that for a long time.
- Well, I'm grateful for that.
- Isn't it like that for you, too? - It's too early for that, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- Right? The children have grown up, too. - Yes. - You must be lonely.
- Well, in that sense... - What are you going to do about it? - What are you going to do about it?
- You're 55 years old now, aren't you? - Yes, I am 55 years old this year.
- You know what? The next 20 years are really... - Really?
- I felt like I was 60 years old the other day. You know what I mean? - What should I do?
- What should you do? Isn't that your own responsibility?
- Do whatever you like!
- If you work a lot like you do now, you'll make a lot of money.
- Until you're 60 years old. - Until I'm 60 years old!
- That's what you think. - That's what I think.
- But you've always been like this. - Yeah.
- You've always been like this. - I haven't really thought about it.
- You should learn from her. - Yeah.
- I think it's really cool for a woman who can live honestly with her own feelings.
- You should learn from her. - You should learn from her.
- I'm sorry for saying that. - I'm sorry for saying that!
- No, no, it's not like you should say that. - You should say it.
- You should say it.
- I'm sorry for saying that. - That's right.
- What? You feel bad for me? - No, I don't.
- That's not what I mean.
- Shut up!
- How old are you? - I'm 25 years old.
- 25? - Yeah. - You're still young!
- You'll manage somehow.
- But, Minoru! - Yes?
- Do you really have to ask her about how she lives as a woman?
I have a lot of things I want to ask you, so I came back a little.
Really? Did you write it down?
Yes, I wrote it down.
What is it?
Anything you like.
As a representative of women who are troubled by love, Minami Minenishi seriously asked Kaga-san.
In love...
Being scolded by your agency...
I don't have an agency.
What? You don't have an agency?
I don't belong to an agency.
So you've never been told you're in love with an adult?
Not even once.
What?
Free love?
Not free, but...
I've never been in a relationship with an adult.
I see.
If you're in an agency now...
I'm not in an agency now, so I don't need to think about it.
Oh, in my case...
Then should you follow the agency's policy?
I don't know.
I'm not interested in that at all.
The question is...
Do you want to live as a talent...
I don't like it.
Or do you want to live as a woman?
I see.
Do you want to be famous forever?
That's not it.
You don't want to be hated?
That's the worst.
That's not it.
It doesn't matter if you're hated or not.
What matters is that you are yourself.
Otherwise, no one will cast you.
No one will cast you.
Oh.
No one will cast you.
I think it's important to be respected.
That's a good question.
It's expensive.
That's a boring question.
There's courage in asking questions.
That's right.
There's no such opportunity.
How should men approach you...
who think you're "this person"?
I see.
If you think you're "this person"...
why do you say "I like you" in front of that person?
You can't say anything.
But I want to be popular with many people.
What's wrong with you?
No, I mean...
What's wrong?
I want to be loved by many people.
What's wrong?
But you're a woman who's been loved before.
If you're a woman like that, what should you do?
Is there anything you can do now?
Have you never been in love before?
No, but I've never been popular before.
I see.
But you've said it before...
whether you'll be hated or loved...
That's right.
It's very difficult.
I've never thought about what people will think of me.
I don't care about that.
It's impossible for you to be liked by 100 people.
Isn't it okay for me to be alone?
So when you're with a senior like Mariko...
even if you say "I admire you"...
it won't affect you at all.
The thing that affects Mariko the most is...
before we started shooting today...
she asked me...
What about cheating?
You asked me, didn't you?
Why did you ask him?
Is he cheating?
No.
There's a lot of cheating these days.
It's been a hot topic for several years...
about cheating that makes the world run away.
How does Ms. Kaga cheat?
What would you do if you fell in love with someone you like?
Who do you think is attractive?
I've never fallen in love with anyone.
I see.
Because I know it's someone else's thing.
It's not just because you have a wife, it's not someone else's thing.
You're mean.
You're mean!
What is this situation?
I didn't want to fall in love with you.
You're mean!
But you know what?
When Ms. Mariko was young...
"Chianti".
I've always admired "Chianti".
You're just a city boy, so it's not like that.
No, I'm serious.
"Chianti" is an Italian restaurant that opened in Roppongi in 1960.
"Chianti" was still a rare Italian restaurant.
It was a top social place where cultured people, entertainers, and businessmen gathered in a stylish but not stiff atmosphere.
Ms. Kaga, who was a regular customer of "Chianti"
obviously had a good relationship with the too gorgeous adults.
Architects like Mr. Tange Kenzo...
Yes!
Or Mr. Fujimaru Gosouke...
I was also a kid at first, so I didn't know who they were.
How old were you at the time?
I was 15 at first.
15?!
I've known about it since I was 15.
Was it Mr. Kawabata?
Yes.
Was it Mr. Mishima, too?
What? What? What?
Mr. Kawabata and Mr. Yasunari Kawabata.
What? Yes, it's "candy".
Were you hanging out with such people?
I wasn't hanging out with them. They were my fans.
Ah, what?
Mr. Kawabata, for example, likes me a lot and writes original works for me.
What? It's Mr. Yasunari Kawabata!
What is the relationship between the movie Mr. Kaga starred in, "Beauty and Sorrow", and the movie Mr. Kawabata wrote for the first Japanese Nobel Prize winner Mr. Yasunari Kawabata?
Was it such a relationship?
Why are you so serious?
Japanese first Nobel Prize winner Carbata Yasunari and Kaga-san, what kind of relationship did you have?
We would have breakfast at a hotel or something like that.
Oh, you've been there?
I have.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Did you sleep there?
No, I didn't.
My grandfather was already a grandfather at the time.
I'm sure it wasn't for that kind of thing.
So, I can only take my time in the morning.
You were busy with work.
Yes, I was busy with work.
That's how it was back then.
At night, I was at a motel or something like that with my grandfather.
I can only take my time with my grandfather in the morning.
I didn't think I'd hear about Carbata Yasunari.
But I didn't treat him like a big shot, so I think it was easy for him to date me.
So we played in a small little house with only 100 people.
And he came to see me, "Grandpa."
Grandpa?
He had a cushion and said, "Your bones must hurt."
Was he white?
No, he was just like, "Only the bones," so he got old.
Kaga-san has seen a lot of big men up close and personal.
She's 74 years old and of course she's in love.
What kind of man did Kaga-san fall in love with?
I know him!
My husband!
We've been doing this drama together for a long time.
That's right.
I've been scolded by him.
What?!
That's right.
That's right!
You've been scolded!
That's right.
I've been scolded.
The only time I was scolded on set was...
That's right.
Every week.
No, no, no.
But you're Mariko-san's husband, so...
No, no, no.
It wasn't like that back then.
It wasn't like that at all.
But were you able to accept it?
Of course!
I knew I wasn't good at it.
But I didn't think I'd get scolded in front of 200 people!
How did you get scolded?
They called me.
They fixed all the lights and everything.
They said, "We're ready, so please come."
And Eri-san came.
That's right!
And I was like this.
Bato-bato!
Masato Kasei!
That kid!
Talking around and not coming out!
I think I should go see a movie!
And when I went,
I was scolded by Miki-san a few hundred years ago!
That's right...
Because you all are thieves!
That's right!
That's the first time for me!
But...
Right now...
Your husband...
He's not giving you a seat.
What?
That's right.
It's a fact.
I don't feel like I need to give you a seat.
I'm not scolding you.
Right?
You're laughing as you say it.
Isn't that right?
But...
Don't you feel like you should give him a seat now?
Don't you think it's annoying?
Your family register and your insurance are all changing!
From your insurance and other things...
Hey! You need to sign them again!
That's all I can think of, and it's annoying!
Oh, really?
But you want to give him a seat somewhere...
Because you don't need it at all!
For example, a grave?
No, you don't need to go into a grave with him.
Oh, I didn't know that...
And you have a separate one.
You've been living with your current partner for 15 years now...
Where did you fall in love with him?
First of all, he's not cool.
This is difficult, too.
What's cool and what's not cool?
But he's not cool and he's cool.
That's right.
He doesn't look cool at all, does he?
Yes.
But, for example, when he's waiting in line at a ramen shop...
Ramen Jiro.
Well, it doesn't matter where.
If it doesn't matter where, why does it have to be Ramen Jiro?
Because he doesn't know about it.
He doesn't know about it.
For example, if there's a child behind him and his mother is hungry, he'll say, "Please go ahead first."
That's cool, isn't it?
Well, he doesn't look cool at all, but if you ask me, I think it's a normal way of life.
I see.
In the end, I thought he was just a chair for me to sit on.
A chair for you to sit on, huh...
But you don't really care about your seat, do you?
Why do you care about your seat so much?
You look like a woman.
Hmm...
Hey...
Have you ever peed in your pants in the bathroom?
Next up is the popular entertainer who had a big break last year.
"Kaminari no Futari" is waiting for you.
If you're stronger than a bear, say it.
If you're a rebel, say it.
If you're stronger than a bear, say it.
Mogura?
Don't give up!
Thanks to this cheesy manzai, he won first place in "Break Talent Ranking" last year.
The number of shows he appeared in was 235 and he won first place in "Popular Entertainer Ranking".
However!
"Kaminari" is now confused by the rapid changes in its surroundings.
Because of his break, he has serious problems.
Tonight, these two will talk seriously about their problems in downtown.
There has only been one in the past.
Only one?!
And you're an actor, right?
That's right.
I'll do my best, but...
It's obvious that the popular entertainer, Kaminari, is hiding his face.
Furthermore...
Can he tell who he's talking to?
An emergency listening competition begins!
Will there be a match?
We're here.
Already?
The next restaurant is this one.
Shibaura Shokuniku.
Reasonable and really delicious hormone dishes are sold here.
It's a very popular restaurant.
The hormones here are really good.
Yes.
This is the first break entertainer in 2017.
An entertainer, Kaminari, is waiting for you.
It seems like there will be a serious consultation with downtown.
What's that?
Let's go.
Kaminari.
Hold it.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Kaminari.
Thank you.
Your face is red.
Yes.
You should drink a little.
Thank you.
Please have a seat.
Thank you.
Thank you for waiting for me.
Again?!
Yes, we've been waiting for you.
What is it?
Manamuku is already drinking six beers.
Oh my god!
His face is red.
Are you serious?
Are you okay?
You drank six beers?
Yes, I drank six beers.
Why?
Yesterday, my senior, Nagano-san, gave me some advice for today's recording.
Nagano?
Nagano is "that" Nagano.
"That" Nagano.
Yes.
This is the video of "that" Nagano-san appearing in the program.
I want to see it.
The amazing thing about Nagano is that no matter what the situation is, it's definitely interesting.
Wait a minute! What's going on?!
Is it a wrestling match?
Mogura vs Tateki match, start!
Mogura! Mogura! Mogura! Mogura! Mogura!
Down!
Mogura! Mogura! Mogura! Mogura! Down!
You!
Win!
You don't think so, do you?
That's right.
Excuse me.
What advice do you have for him?
For now, I'll say "drink it after you're drunk."
I'll give you a lot of advice.
Excuse me!
Huger's Mojito,
Otter Hormone's Gouda Kimchi Cheese Yaki,
Norioka Carbogato,
Kuroge Wagyu 100%
and one thousand hamburgers, please.
The second shop is Shibaura Shokuniku, Omoriten.
Shibaura Shokuniku is a shop where you can buy cheap and delicious food
by buying fresh meat and hormones every morning
from a meat griller who used to be dead.
Kuroge Wagyu 100% hamburgers on the menu
are a specialty of Shibaura Shokuniku,
where you can make your own minced meat every day.
All the shops here are similar.
It's true. I can eat it raw.
It's good!
The outside is savory
and the inside is rare and full of meat juice.
I'm about to drool.
Cheers with the original mojito made with
Miyazaki prefecture's Huger's heat.
As for the last keyword of the show,
it's "drink it up."
Cheers!
Let's do it!
Now, we have the most energetic young man, Mr. Kaminari,
but he has a problem he wants to consult with Downtown.
And that is...
I want to talk about it!
Kaminari's Serious Problems 2018
Let's do it!
What is it?
Now, we have Mr. Kaminari, who was the most active man last year,
but now he is facing a problem he wants to consult with Downtown.
Here is his problem.
In many programs, the staff says "honya rara" and "karugaru" to you.
What do you say?
I say "karugaru."
Mr. Marumaru, do you want to fight?
Yes.
Since I am doing "kutsuki manzai" now,
I got the image of "tataku" (hitting)
And in one program, I had the opportunity to work with Mr. Sanma.
At that time, the staff didn't ask me to do it.
I had to do it on my own.
Well...
I didn't know if I would be licked or not.
You were licked!
The staff told me that I was weak-spirited,
and I was licked.
You were licked.
Yes, yes, yes.
I was licked by Mr. Sanma for the first time.
What?!
I was licked.
There was a manzai called "sendryu"
and Mr. Manabu said "797" to "575's sendryu."
Mr. Sanma said "797."
I thought it was a joke,
and I was licked like "797," not "797,"
and I thought it wasn't a joke.
Were you okay with Mr. Sanma for the first time?
Yes, I was okay with Mr. Sanma.
It ended with a laugh.
The staff who saw it said,
Since Mr. Sanma said it, anyone can do it.
At the first meeting, I was shown a list of cast members and asked, "Can this person do it? Can this person do it?"
I think you should ask Mr. Hamada.
But I think it's amazing that Mr. Sanma could do it.
Mr. Sanma also praised me for saying, "Takeshi, you can do it."
I'm not laughing.
I think it's amazing.
I don't think it's amazing.
I don't know if I should say this, but I think it's amazing.
When I first met you, I thought you wanted to hit me.
But when you hit me, I really wanted to hit you.
That's dangerous.
That's a difficult question.
Then I have to make a decision.
Let's just say it.
What is your decision criteria?
I want to know about it.
Man Hamada, just say it.
I've already said it.
Have you ever been scolded?
Not scolded, but...
You've said it.
When I met you for the first time and finished recording and went after you in the studio, you ignored me.
But basically, I'll go.
But like he said earlier, when you're talking, you think, "Is it okay for me to say that?"
You can't just say it and get scolded. You have to go with that kind of feeling.
When I first met you for the first time and finished recording and went after you in the studio, you ignored me.
You didn't go?
I don't know about that.
Basically, I don't go when I meet you for the first time.
But you're a comedian.
I don't care about that.
You're a comedian.
You don't have to say that.
I don't have to say that.
If you're going to make fun of me...
But Hamada-san made a clip about "big guys" that we've talked about before.
Oh, really?
Here it is.
Nosaka-san, Cha-san, Inoue-san, Shimura-san, All Giant- san, Sama-san.
I heard a rumor about this too.
Yes, yes.
Is it true that you had a fight with Nosaka-san?
What?
When Nosaka-san said "bang", Nosaka-san also said "bang"!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
It's like Osaka-san and Yamada-san hitting each other in the middle of the street.
What?
It's like Osaka-san and Yamada-san hitting each other in the middle of the street.
That's what it is, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
They hit each other in the stomach.
What?
But I don't think there's a convincing amount of people who would do that now.
Yes, yes.
A convincing amount of people?
I've never heard of such a thing.
If you don't have convincing power, it won't work.
But that's what Yamada-san has been doing since he was young.
If you say that, wouldn't that be a convincing amount of people?
If you say that, wouldn't it be a convincing amount of people?
I think that if Yamada-san and Nosaka-san hit each other, I think they can hit each other.
What?
I see.
You're already in your 30s.
I've been hit for 6 years.
Can I hit you?
Sure.
Matsumoto-san, Matsumoto-san!
Do you know how to do it?
I think I know.
I know.
I'm interested in it.
Ask and answer.
Yes.
It's sudden, but it's an emergency plan.
Ask and answer battle.
The rules are simple.
Close your eyes and answer.
Hit your partner's answer.
Combination history.
Downtown in 1936.
And now popular young man, Kaminari.
Let's start with Kaminari.
I think I know.
Close your eyes.
I know.
I'm sure it's different.
It's different.
Are you stupid?
It's different.
Are you stupid?
It's different.
Don't say "it's different".
It's different.
It's definitely you.
It's scary if you close your eyes and fight in the dark.
Matsumoto-san, please hit your partner's answer.
I see.
I'll say it.
Okay, okay.
You hit your partner's answer.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors and see who hits first.
Okay.
First person, please.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Second person, please.
Okay.
Third person, please.
Okay.
Fourth person, please.
The fourth one is gone.
Then, five people...
Five people... There were that many people.
I will win!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Well, five people have hit the bell.
Mr. Hamada, who was the fourth one?
Partner!
It's me.
Yes.
The second one!
He's gone.
Wow!
Correct!
I got it.
How do you know that?
Well...
It's a bond.
Ouch!
The one I hit was painful.
It was painful.
Then, Mr. Hamada, who was the first one?
The first one.
Wow!
Moreover, I always hit from the left side.
Yes.
But, Mr. Hamada...
The first one was the partner.
I thought it wasn't fair, so I hit like this.
Wow!
I hit where it wasn't hit.
This is amazing!
I thought it was dangerous, but he hit me.
I didn't know how to hit, so it was painful.
How did you know?
Well...
Except for the first one and two, it was painful.
A perfect answer that you can't help but feel the combination love.
Next, Matsumoto-san, can you show us your happiness of 36 years of combination history?
Matsumoto-san, you can't say it, can you?
I can say it! I can say it!
You can say it!
I can say it!
That was a big correct answer.
But I want you to say it.
Hamada should say it, right?
Hamada should say it for this purpose.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's begin.
First one!
Please!
36 years?
First one.
Let's begin.
Second one!
Please!
Let's begin.
Third one!
Please!
Fourth one!
Let's begin.
Fourth one!
Please!
Fifth one!
Let's begin.
Fourth one!
Please!
Sixth one!
Let's begin.
Fifth one!
Please!
Sixth one!
Let's begin.
Seventh one!
Please!
Eighth one!
Let's begin.
Ninth one!
Please!
Tenth one!
Can Matsumoto-san guess Hamada-san's comment?
This is quite different!
Everything is different!
I got it.
Which one do you think is the most different?
The first two are different.
I'm not used to it.
Can I guess Hamada-san's comment?
I got it.
This is the last one.
I want you all to beat me up!
But I'm happy that I got it wrong.
I got it wrong in the end!
No, it's not like that!
It hurt me a lot!
On the contrary, I really wanted to beat you up!
I see! I'm happy!
I got it!
So, it's the fourth one!
That's right!
But I got it!
The way you beat me up is different!
I thought I did my best in the third one!
That's right!
I'll do my best in the third one!
That's right!
You got it wrong, but...
It's funny!
It'll be on the news, won't it?
Matsumoto is mistaken.
Matsumoto-san, what a shame!
Here, Takumi-kun has something he really wanted to ask Downtown-san.
We had a guest, Samazu-san, didn't we?
Yes, we did.
At that time, Mimura-san asked a question about who is the funniest comedian among young people.
Oh, the name of the comedian was Kaminari.
Mimura-san said, "Kaminari is funny."
"How is it, Downtown-san?" he asked.
We were silent.
We didn't say "yes" or "no."
Isn't it funny?
Even if you don't hit your head, it's Kaminari.
Isn't it funny?
It's not very funny.
It seems that Kaminari really wanted to know the reason for Downtown's silence at that time.
Today, I want to know the answer.
At that time, I remember it very well.
I also said, "Don't say it."
But it was cut.
What?!
Is that so?!
It's a lie.
You're not Hamada, are you?!
Now, let's get back on track and move on to the next one.
The popular entertainer in the middle of a big break, Kaminari's serious worries.
It seems like Marabu-kun has changed a little.
And now, what Marabu-kun is looking for the most is this.
I want a cute girlfriend!
His partner, Takumi-kun, got married three years ago.
He's got a cute daughter, too.
It's like he's drawn a picture of his happy family.
On the other hand, Marabu-kun, who has long eyes,
is seriously worried about wanting a girlfriend as soon as possible.
- How old are you, Marabu-kun? - I'm 29 years old.
- Have you ever had a girlfriend before? - I've only had one in the past.
- Only one?! - Yes.
- And you're only 25 years old. - Yes, I'm only 25 years old.
- You're not a kid, are you? - I'm not a kid.
- What was your first girlfriend like? - My first girlfriend...
When I was 22 years old...
She was famous for being around comedians.
She made me do it.
You're the worst.
What kind of woman do you like?
I like a woman who cares about her family.
You know, when you have a perfect girlfriend and you go to say hello to her for the first time,
you can't say "no" to her until you give her your loan.
You can say "no" to her, but you can't say "no" to her until you give her your loan.
I think it's really important.
Why do you keep interviewing people?
There are many definitions of "cute", right?
What kind of "cute" do you mean by "celebrity"?
Well...
Sayaka Isayama.
She's from Ibaraki Prefecture.
She's from the same area.
So I think it's easy for parents to get along with each other when they get married.
It's easy for you to get along with her.
What about her style?
I like young girls.
How do you like her?
I like her a lot.
You're talking nonsense!
Do you want to get married in the future?
Yes, I do.
Do you save money?
I don't spend all of it.
How much do you save?
How much does Madab save?
Do you save money?
I don't spend all of it.
How much do you save?
About 2 million yen.
2 million yen?!
Next up...
It's a problem related to Kamineri's sense of donation.
Recently, Manabu has been...
What is it?
Recently, Manabu has been...
What is it?
We can get jobs, not part-time jobs.
We can get money from comedians' jobs.
We can live our lives.
Suddenly, we started buying Gucci.
This jacket we're wearing now.
Recently, when we go to manzai or comedy shows, we buy this jacket.
It's Gucci.
How much is it?
It's 300,000 yen.
Expensive!
And the shoes we're wearing now.
That's Gucci, too.
How much is it?
It's 100,000 yen.
Do you like brands?
Yes, I love brands.
He's smooth.
Amazing!
Recently, we bought Gucci for the city.
For the city?
Gucci for the city?
Isn't it too late for that?
Isn't it lame?
Isn't it too much?
Don't say Gucci is lame.
It's not Gucci.
You kill Gucci, don't you?
Do I?
You just killed Manabu.
After this, after the recording,
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But you're good at it, aren't you?
I don't know.
Isn't it better to hold hands?
After we hold hands, we kiss.
I'm going home!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
I'm still nervous.
Right?
You were nervous, weren't you?
I was.
Surprisingly, Sakagami-san is nervous.
He's the scariest.
He's nice, but...
Next week, Hifumi and Kokon will play a game.
Chicken set meal!
Grilled meat set meal!
Shrimp cutlet set meal!
Food set meal!
The champion will not be drawn.
Even if it's boring.
This week's keyword is...
"Drawing in".
If you tell this word to the store, the store will give you a wonderful present.