AISubs v3.4
Tonight's "downtown" will reveal who's behind all of this.
The wife is a beautiful woman, Josiana. The major leaguer is Maeda Kenta.
Why does a baseball player marry Josiana?
Why does a baseball player love Josiana?
This is...
No, no, no.
What is a super celebrity's life like?
I don't know how many kids I have at home, but I have about seven in the bathroom.
The mother of a model who is having a big break in Korea.
"Downtown" Sakagiri is also surprised.
It seems like Sarah won't get mad even if I throw her a hamburger lettuce.
I don't want to eat it. Is it bad?
Are you a soccer player or what?
I don't know what you're talking about.
In addition, MI won.
The latest scandals of Toro, Salmon and Kubota.
Tonight's "downtown" will reveal who's behind all of this.
Hashigotake!
Nice to meet you.
I'm surprised you're surprised too.
I'm sorry about that.
The drinker for today is...
Yamasaki Arakawa!
Nice to meet you.
Aren't you drinking too much?
There's a lot of gas in the car today.
It's my first time going around the location with me.
Really?
Yamasaki Arakawa has already joined the location team that Sakagami-san chooses delicious food in advance.
It's delicious!
The first shop is...
Maeda Kenta, who was very active in the major leagues last year.
Here's the first shop!
This is Nichidan.
It's a famous Kushiaki shop...
Here we have...
Maeda Kenta, who was a former ace of the Hiroshima Guard and won a lot of games in the major leagues.
Let's go and see what he's got.
Thank you for coming.
Hello.
Thank you for coming.
This is Maeda Kenta.
Thank you for coming.
Please have a seat.
He's amazing.
He's got the aura of a rich man.
Really?
Maeda Kenta, a major leaguer.
Last year, he played for the Los Angeles Dodgers for the first time in 29 years.
He was also active in the World Series.
Even in his private life, he is ready for his ex- girlfriend's wife and his overseas super celebrity life.
So this time...
Why Celebrity Gold Medalist, Baseball Player and Girlfriend Get Married?
Yamazaki Yana is also involved and pursues.
The stage for the party is Ichinan Mountain, which stands in front of the station.
It is a famous restaurant where famous baseball players visit with excitement.
Mr. Sakagami ordered these three dishes.
The signboard menu of "Gyuhara Mixi-yaki" uses high- quality Japanese beef with plenty of sashimi, and the surface is quickly baked so that all the meat is trapped.
This hamburger has cartilage and a crispy texture.
I'll have it with my own demi-glace sauce cooked with wine and shochu.
Cheers with "Shoro-no-oyuwari" in Imojochu, Miesaki.
As soon as I thought of it, I had a celebrity talk like this.
- Is the season off now? - Yes, it's off now. I'm back in Japan.
- This looks expensive, too. - Oh, it's true!
- What's this? - Ouch!
- Are you rich now? - No, I'm not!
- Isn't it too early? - No, it's not!
- This is amazing! - How much is it?
- 20 million yen. - 20 million yen?!
- You're kidding me, right?! - You!
- This is rubber, right?! - Rubber.
- It's like a reward for you. - I signed a contract with Roger for this.
- So you didn't buy it? - I didn't buy it, but... - Oh, really? - It came out.
- Is that so? - You bastard!
- So you put it on the show and watch it once in a while and that's it? - So today is the best.
- Because you gave it to me. - Megumi doesn't do it either.
- But sometimes she does it for a meaningful reason. - It's like you said, it's a stigma.
- It's nothing! - It's nothing! If you work part - time, you get paid!
- That's terrible!
- Let's cheers! - Cheers!
- You're so cool!
- It's like a celebration! - It looks good!
- And now, we have Maeda Kenta, who is in the middle of his career. - Yes!
- He signed a contract with Los Angeles Dodgers at the age of 27 in 2016.
- His annual salary is 2.9 million yen in total for 8 years. - Hey!
- And! - Hey! - Hey!
- Last season, he won 13 titles and contributed to the league championship.
- How many million yen will he get for that?
- So, 3.7 billion yen is about 3.6 billion yen in annual income? - Yes, basically.
- Last year, you were very active in the World Series as well. - I know.
- Can you tell me how much you earned last year?
- Last year, if I paid all my salary, it would be about 900 million yen.
- But... - That's a lot of money.
- I worked like an idiot every day.
- 900 million yen? - Yes, about half of what you get from Downtown.
- No, no, no. - You don't get half of what you get from Downtown.
- I'm not asking you. I'm asking you.
- How can you be so active and get paid for it?
- You have a house in Los Angeles, right? - Yes, we do.
- Did you buy it or did you get it for free? - Yes, we bought it.
- What kind of house is it? - I don't know what kind of house it is.
- Is it an Ikea house? - It's an Ikea house.
- There are about seven toilets. - What?!
- That's not it. That's not it. - What?!
- In America, you have one room with a toilet and a shower. - So you have seven rooms?
- We do have seven rooms. - Seven?!
- How much did you buy it for?
- What?! - No, I didn't say it in secret.
- I think it's about the same as a normal house. - What?!
- Five or ten? - Four.
- Four or five? - Four or five?!
- Four or five?!
- Wow. - Well, as for his private date,
in 2012, he married Narushima Saho, who was an announcer for Tokai TV, and their daughter was born.
- Where did you meet your wife? - Oh, but she was an announcer for Nagoya.
Here, Maiken and his wife's meeting talk.
Also...
Thanks to that, his bad relationship with players and girls has skyrocketed in many ways.
- She was an announcer for Nagoya, and he didn't meet in Nagoya. It was just in private. - Private?!
- Like an acquaintance of my acquaintance. - Is she as good as you because it's away from Hiroshima?
Look at him! Look at him!
Did you die?!
Take that!
Don't you know a thing or two about these things?!
- Jam on, first of all! - Wrong, wrong, wrong...
I'm sure you'll be popular.
That's right!
Baseball players are popular.
Stop it.
Why?
Why do girls like baseball players?
It's true.
They say it's because of work.
It's because of work.
So they like baseball players.
We are late at night.
We don't have much time with normal people.
We don't have weekends.
When that happens...
We are late.
We don't have time for baseball players.
It's true.
It's like the end of the world.
It's just started.
I'm not in charge of sports, but I'm in charge of entertainment.
So I worked with comedians a lot.
Your wife is talking about various things.
You're worried about money, aren't you?
You make a lot of money.
Who manages the money?
Your wife says, "I manage the money."
I make a list of where and how much I leave it.
My husband has a card, so I use it as I like.
So I use it freely.
What kind of card is it?
It's black.
What color is it?
That's what it is.
That's right.
Matsumoto-san, what do you make?
It's like a plastic bag.
I'm tired of talking about money.
Let me talk about Instagram.
What is Instagram like?
I'll ask you seriously.
Everyone uses Instagram in this show.
A sportsman has a great image.
How many people do you have now?
I don't have any now.
That's good.
That's manly.
But you're a man too.
And you're making money with your physical body.
I think that's normal.
I think it's absolutely fine.
Sexual desire and some kind of fighting instinct.
I don't get it at all.
That depends on people, doesn't it?
Just tell me that you have sexual desire.
If you say that, I'll never use it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't have to.
Just tell me you have it.
It's not like you don't have it, is it?
That's right.
Do you have the desire to buy it?
Yes, I do.
That's what I wanted to do.
But you're a good father and a good husband.
Are you really poor?
Yes.
Is that what recent baseball players say?
It may be like that.
It's totally different from what people used to say.
It's true that baseball players used to have a lot of exciting stories.
However, there is a theory that Maiten strangely agrees with the serious attitude of society.
I think there weren't many good players in the past.
Like nutrition management and training.
Now that everyone has gone through it, I think those players will disappear.
However, people in the past still have a high degree of achievement like Kaneda.
I wonder what that is.
Everyone is like that.
I don't know if I'm doing it right.
Even the batter wasn't doing it right.
Whether you throw it or hit it, everyone was like that.
If only one person was like that now, I don't think it would be good.
Even in the team, it's no good.
It will float.
Oh yeah!
That's how it is in any world.
If you come with this and throw it and hit it, you won't be able to do it properly.
I think that kind of atmosphere will come with that kind of eye.
Then, here.
Yes.
I heard that Maiten is not good at painting.
I've heard that before.
However, I heard that Hamada is not good at painting.
Let's confront.
I've learned a lot.
I don't know about the past, but I don't think I can laugh anymore.
I can draw normally now.
Then, you want to see it.
Even so...
That's how it is.
Maiten vs. Hama-chan.
Drawing competition, start!
What is the topic?
What should I draw?
Can I draw Mickey Mouse?
How about Sasae-san?
It's a bit far from me, but it's okay.
Sasae-san.
It's a national anime.
It's something you've never seen before.
There's no way you haven't seen it.
There are a lot of characteristics.
That's right.
This is fast.
It's good that it's fast.
Did you only draw the face?
Then I'll also draw the face.
You only drew the face, didn't you?
When I saw it,
I thought you were crazy.
You're crazy.
I'm confident about this.
Let's see Sasae-san's drawing.
I only saw it.
Sasae-san's drawing.
What is this? My head is empty.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Machiko-sensei from Kasegawa.
My head is empty.
This is bad.
I'm completely normal.
What is this?
This is definitely not Sasae-san's drawing.
It's different.
I didn't get it at all.
Then which is it?
This is also Sasae-san's drawing.
If I were to give you a point for this, it would be the value of every line.
Why is that?
Because you are laughing.
Draw it well.
I don't have much confidence in Sasae-san's drawing.
It's good, but...
If you suddenly ask me to draw Sasae-san's drawing...
I would think, "How much of Sasae-san's drawing can you draw?"
But I don't want to see Hamada-san's drawing with his whole family.
It's difficult for me to draw Sasae-san's drawing.
No, no, no.
It's mixed up.
Wait! It's different!
It's a diary!
It's not this!
It's Sasae-san's drawing!
I'm definitely going to buy it!
It's good in a way!
How many years do you have left?
We have a contract of six years.
But in the end, I'm not sure about Hiroshima.
It depends on the situation at the time.
If you are asked...
If you come back to Japan and become a giant, will you join us?
Suddenly! Suddenly!
At that time, we will talk about our true feelings again.
That's right.
We won't talk about our true feelings.
That's a good thing!
Next, we will have a model, Shingo-san.
Since her debut at 17 years old, she has always been a top model who is active in the first line.
Recently, she has expanded her activities in Korea and decorated the cover of the number one female poet sales magazine.
She is also a popular cosmetic model in Korea, and she is under tremendous support from women in their 30s and 40s.
In her private life, in 2009, she married Yoshiro Akiyama, a MMA fighter, and in 2011, she gave birth to her eldest daughter, Saran.
She is doing well at work and at home. She is an ideal woman who everyone envies.
It seems that even if Saran-chan throws a hamburger lettuce, it won't happen.
I don't want to eat it. Is it a bad thing?
What are you, a writer?
I don't know what you're talking about.
The downtown is also shocking. Raising children who are too free.
In addition...
What if Akiyama-chan has a stomachache?
My house is free for me, my husband, and Sara.
Once in a family relationship that is too unique.
I want you to think about it with me.
The stage for the party is Gotanda Fishing Bar.
Spain Bar, which is proud of its rich cuisine using seasonal seafood.
Paella with special seafood soup that has been simmered for five hours and red shrimp on a signboard menu.
The umami is packed and exquisite.
All wines are from Spain.
They recommend us dishes that go well with cooking from about 40 kinds of wines.
As for the last keyword of the show, we serve sparkling wines a lot.
Excuse me.
Thank you for coming.
Hello.
She is Shiho.
Thank you for coming.
Please have a seat.
Thank you for coming.
That's right.
According to what I've heard, you only drink colorsless wines.
What do you mean?
When I drink colorsless wines, I feel nauseous.
What?
When I drink transparent wines, I usually drink water.
What are you talking about?
I feel nauseous.
When I ask people with beautiful skin, they say they only drink transparent wines.
Do you not drink much juice?
No, I don't.
I don't drink cold juice.
I only drink fresh juice.
Do you not drink cold juice?
No, I don't.
When I drink fresh juice, I can't drink regular juice.
Thank you for coming.
You are not a fresh person.
But I long for you forever.
That's not fresh.
From Shiho's marital relationship to raising a child, we will ask a lot of questions.
Shiho's husband, MMA fighter Yoshihiro Akiyama.
I'm used to seeing you with your husband.
It's an introduction.
I saw you on TV and thought you were wonderful.
Please introduce me.
I saw you on TV and thought you were wonderful.
How did you meet her? I want to know!
Me?
How did you meet her?
She was doing something like an assistant on a show.
After that, we went out for a drink.
How did you invite her out for a drink?
My junior invited me out for a drink.
How did you invite her out for a drink?
It's annoying!
And in Korea, Sarang's daughter became the top actress in Korea with 8 scenes!
Wow!
That's amazing!
8 scenes?
How many scenes did you have in Canada?
Zero scenes.
Oh, Akiyama-san used to be a popular singer in Korea.
However!
Sarang's daughter is no longer as popular as she used to be.
When Sarang appeared in Korea's biggest music event...
In addition, if you open a cafe where you can meet Sarang only for one day...
This line is too long before opening!
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This is Sarang, who is very popular in Korea!
Her smile is very cute!
Sarang's popularity started when she was two years old when she appeared in a close-knit variety show as a parent and child.
With this cuteness, she suddenly had a big break!
Now, she is one of the top stars in the Korean children's drama world, which appears in eight commercials.
She is really popular, isn't she?
G-Dragon over there said that she is cute.
So she wasn't trying to be a child actor in the first place.
Not only that, but their interactions are also very interesting.
It's been a while since I saw you, but you're too black!
You look like a chocolate cockroach!
You look like a monkey!
A monkey? A monkey?
You've been like that since you were a kid!
But is the entertainment industry in Korea a little different from Japan?
I'm curious!
If you say 8 commercials in Japan, it's a lot of money!
How is the entertainment industry in Korea?
I think it's similar to the entertainment industry in the Seiko era a little while ago.
The general public and entertainers are a little far apart.
It's pretty close now, isn't it?
They're still stars!
It feels a little far away.
So it's impossible for you two to take Sharon and hang out in Korea?
The manager will always be there and the manager will guard you.
People will come together!
Why don't you do entertainment in Japan?
I'm doing entertainment in Korea and I live in Japan, so there's nothing wrong with my life.
Oh, I see!
You're basically in Japan and sometimes you go to Korea and come back to Arakasa.
Does that mean you're making the most money in your family now?
It was amazing when I was doing regular programs, but I'm not doing regular programs anymore, so I'm a little calmer now.
Can I have some New Year's money from you?
Why?!
Sharon is very popular in Korea, both in Japan and abroad!
However!
Even though they're still family members, they've drifted in from East Oriko.
Shiho's child raising theory has been discovered!
Downtown, Mr. Sakagami is also alert! I might be a little surprised too!
It's from Mr. Iwashio Rigo. "At this point, I won't get mad at Saran at all!"
- What does this mean? - What does it mean?
During the trip, I went to a seat that Saran didn't know at all in Shinkansen,
and I was playing around in that person's cell phone.
When I realized it and apologized to that person,
I returned Saran to his seat,
and when I saw Futoshio-chan, she was reading alone outside the house!
- That's not it! - That's definitely not it!
I think you should be a little more angry with Saran!
Listen! Please! Listen!
At this time, Saran wasn't alone! He had friends and children too!
And he said something like, "Someone is watching!"
- Someone's... - What are you saying?
What does it mean?
I don't know what you're saying, but there's a different mother!
This is what surprised me!
It's information from the manager!
It seems like Saran-chan won't get angry even if you throw lettuce from a hamburger!
That's probably not it.
"No, no, it's okay," I said.
- I took it out and gave it to him. - But you can't make him eat it like it or not!
- Right, mom? - But that's not for him to eat it, it's for you to eat it.
Even when I was working in Korea,
my staff warned me not to get too angry!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- Your staff told you to do it! - They told you to do it!
So I changed it so that I'd get angry!
- But it might be too late! You're already 6! - You're right!
But, you know, when Riko-chan and Riko-chan were together a year ago,
when they were 5 years old,
but now that they're 6 years old, their bodies are getting bigger and they stand out more recently.
So I've been getting a little angry lately.
What are you, a writer?
What do you know?!
It's because you're big that you stand out.
Recently, I've been thinking about how to protect rules, manners and morals.
So you've been angry lately.
I've been angry lately. I was angry yesterday, but it's my fault.
What's wrong with you?
I'm really sorry.
She made a dish that looked like an ice cream.
But she left it alone, so I threw it away.
In the trash can.
The next day, when I got home from kindergarten, I said, "Mom, I don't have ice cream."
I threw away the ice cream.
"Why did you throw it away?!" I shouted.
"But you left it alone, didn't you?" I shouted and threw things at her.
"But you can't throw things when you're not doing well, can you?!" I got really angry.
This is almost too late.
Actually, there was a personal conversation in kindergarten yesterday.
Words of speech or words of speech to people above you.
"I'm very concerned about you." I said.
When I wrote it in kindergarten, the teacher said, "What?!"
You can use a lot of honorifics.
"She's a very good girl." "She's doing fine."
"She's a good girl, but..." That's what she said.
She said, "Mom, you're doing the worst."
You're only good on the outside.
I see.
I think she can do it when she's six years old.
When I went to the scene, the big guys had already judged her.
The six-year-old AD is looking down at her.
I see.
When I went downstairs and saw Sara-chan, she was smoking a cigarette.
You're her father, so you're the problem, right?
But she's a girl, and her father doesn't like her that much.
Matsumoto-san is her daughter, but Matsumoto-san and his wife prefer her.
When I come to a shop like this, I get really angry if I hear a shop assistant talking down to me.
What did Matsumoto-papa, who is said to be sweet to his daughter, say to her while eating out?
How do you get angry?
A little while ago, I started playing games on my cell phone.
I'm not very happy about playing games on my cell phone when I'm eating out.
The shop assistant said, "Thank you for the ice cream."
So I said, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."
That makes me really angry.
I don't have much right to say about studying or studying.
I haven't done much either.
I'd like you to do that, too.
What?
To your husband.
You do it first.
Shiho-san, who doesn't like being told what to do,
actually has a testimony from her husband, Akiyama-san, about his daily life.
This is a testimony from her husband, Akiyama-san!
When I'm sleeping, he's very loud!
What do you mean?
When Akiyama-san is sleeping, Shiho-san turns on the lights in the room, dries his hair, and opens the curtains in the morning.
Hey, don't worry about me!
And you're sleeping, too!
He's wearing an eye mask, so it doesn't matter if you turn on the lights when you sleep, right?
But...
What time does he dry his hair?
Doesn't he dry his hair in the morning?
Or at night?
I don't live with him.
Shiho, you seem more free-spirited than Sara.
But it's not only me.
In my family, my husband and I are both free- spirited.
We're all very free-spirited.
No way!
Shiho, you say you're free-spirited, but what if your husband is cheating on you?
That's a weird story.
I'm not worried about my husband.
How long have you been married?
It's been about 10 years.
It's been quite a while since you got married.
It's been a while since you got married, so you're worried about your marriage.
While I'm answering your question,
I'm not in a position to talk to you.
I'm not in that position.
What's wrong with you?
I'm amazing!
It's funny!
It's a free-spirited story.
How long have you been married? I'm sorry, I didn't know.
Listen to me!
If you're going to say that now, I'll say it later.
I'm really sorry!
It's been about 8 years.
What was it like for you when you were 8 years old?
He talked a lot and I listened to him a lot.
Did you stop getting angry at that time?
If I say something now, I think we'll have a conflict.
Right?
Does that mean you'll be able to swallow it?
I'm like that, too!
Shut up and do it!
I still work hard like I do now, so I can't do it.
What if you cheated on him?
What if you cheated on me?
What's wrong with you?
Can you do it yourself?
Am I Akiyama now?
I'm Akiyama now.
Go ahead.
Why do you make me do it?
That's a good way of making me do it.
Give me more time.
Do you make me do it because you're hungry?
That's anti-socialism.
Stop it.
Do you make me do it?
No, I don't.
I'm depressed.
I want to say that I'm suffering.
But you're still suffering.
I remember it.
Don't you remember it?
Not at all.
I don't care about it.
But you have your own goals and what you want to do.
You enjoy yourself every day.
I envy people who have themselves in such a short time.
Why?
I'm not used to myself.
Why?
I'm not used to people asking me questions.
Next, we will go to a restaurant where the M-1 champion, Toro Salmon, was born last year.
Here we are.
This is a meat shop.
Here we have Toro Salmon and Toro Salmon, who won last year's M-1 Grand Prix.
Let's go inside.
Good morning.
Toro Salmon won last year's M-1 Grand Prix.
This is Toro Salmon and Toro Salmon, who won last year's M-1 Grand Prix.
The number of appearances at the end of the year is 75.
They became popular entertainers overnight.
In September 2015, even though they were talented, why didn't they sell?
We will thoroughly interview the entertainers and their friends about the reason.
Then, we will find out shocking facts one after another!
- You're married, right? - Huh?
- That means you're in love, right? - Yes.
- You're a fan of Noges, right? - Yes, I'm a fan of Noges.
- Kubota, are you a scumbag? - You deleted your little talking skills?
- Huh? - Huh? What is this?
- I deleted it. - I deleted it.
The reason why they didn't sell is clearly because of Kubota's scumbag nature.
- Excuse me! - Yes, yes, yes.
- For now, I'll have a beer... - Is it like this?
For your meals, we have homemade mochi meat, meat, homemade deep-fried tofu, masashi mochi, and beef tenderloin stew.
- Otoro salmon is a little too much for the camera. - It's true! It's true!
- It's a lot! - It's a lot!
- It's more than the M-1 race circuit. - It's a lot!
- It's true! It's a lot! - It's a lot!
Now, the fun stage of "Utagi" is a meat-based izakaya where you can enjoy fresh meat dishes.
"Utagi" is a meat-based izakaya where you can enjoy fresh meat dishes.
The menu that the waiter chose is...
His favorite among them is...
- It's good! - That's my comment!
This stew is made with beef tongue, brandy, and three kinds of dried vegetables that have been simmered for eight hours.
The flavor of the stew is addictive.
In addition, you can enjoy fresh chicken, pork, beef, and suibi-yaki.
"Utagi" is the most popular menu in this izakaya.
Congratulations on winning the M-1 championship!
Thank you very much!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
It was really good, wasn't it?
Hamada-san was watching...
Hamada-san, what happened?
Who was it?
You asked me about it earlier.
Hamada-san, you really don't know who it is?
I really want you to tell me.
I think you're also busy with your acting.
No, I'm filming right now, but I'm still watching it.
It's definitely Hamada-san!
It's definitely him!
You're kidding me!
It's really Hamada-san!
I'm watching a drama right now!
I'm an amateur, but...
I won the championship and I felt a lot of pain and emotion.
But I've never met this person before.
I felt like my soul was rotting.
I felt something really disgusting.
Disgusting?
My soul is rotting.
It's definitely him.
I suffered too much.
You suffered too much!
Your soul is rotting!
It's definitely him, Hamada-san.
If you live under someone else's roof, you won't be able to see properly.
Is that so?
It would be better for you to apologize to Sagami- san.
That's right.
What do you think about it?
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry about it.
You're bald!
No, I'm not bald.
It's a medical error.
Get out of my way.
Get out of my way!
Why didn't it sell for 15 years?
We will continue to pursue the biggest cause of baldness, baldness of comedians and their friends.
First of all, their work relations.
Since they're new to this job, it seems that they're different from others.
- In 1998, only two people passed the NSC exam.
- Only nine people failed. - That's rare!
- Did you fail the NSC exam? - No, no, no!
- We didn't! - Why did you fail? - Is there a reason for that?
- I would answer questions that others asked me. - Was there a reason for that?
- There were about 15 of us interviewing in a group. - Ah!
- But we were always answering questions that others asked us.
Well, it was a joke, but it was such a joke.
Well, it's the kind of interview that makes you laugh and laugh, but it hurts the most.
It hurts the most.
That's right, it hurts the most.
Now, we still have another episode of Sonny Kubota.
Daigo-kun of Chidori-kun, who is taking care of us, sneaked into Yoshimoto's head office in the middle of the night and deleted his schedule while he was selling.
What?
What is this?
No, no, this is also...
If you ask me only this, everyone will say yes, but is there often such a thing in the entertainment world?
Daigo-kun of Chidori-kun, who is taking care of us, sneaked into Yoshimoto's head office in the middle of the night and deleted his schedule while he was selling.
By the way, the motive is "no style", "peace", and "king gong".
It's quite a popular member.
I deleted it quickly.
Well, I didn't like it anymore, so I thought there wouldn't be this much in it, so I deleted it quickly.
I deleted it.
Are you okay, Uzuka-kun?
I deleted it.
But really, doesn't Urakawa know what he's doing?
Both of you are irrelevant and reversible.
To be honest.
Yes, to be honest.
Furthermore, even if he finally gets a job,
Murata-san of the duo suffers too much from Kubota's sloppy behavior.
Kubota came back from work fine.
Kubota again.
I'm sorry.
Kubota again.
I'm really sorry.
Um...
I quit.
I'm sorry.
Your mentality is weird.
My mentality is weird.
The other day, in the middle of the night,
you two had to live in a messy apartment.
Yes, that's right.
But in the middle of the night, you only go out.
Yes, that's right.
You two had to stay there, right?
Yes, that's right.
But on the night of that day, you two were there in your sleeping bags.
You were snoring.
You woke up.
You ran away somewhere.
You went out for a meal.
Yes.
You went out for a meal.
You still have your luggage.
There are a lot of dog poop and shit on the floor.
That's right.
I thought you were doing something wrong.
Don't we have human rights?!
That's what you do for work!
You were in a show called "Escape from Home", right?
Yes! I was in it.
You were in a show called "Escape from Home", right?
You were wearing a suit and sunglasses.
You were trying to get away from them.
But that's a different rule.
You're not a woman!
She wasn't looking at me, so I thought she was going to do something.
So I got away from them.
Then I ran out of there.
I ran out of there laughing.
I'm sorry.
We have more information from Daigo.
He became a different person on Twitter.
He kept writing bad things about his partner.
I don't have a place to release my stress anymore.
I'm sorry.
Why can't you stand it, Murata?
I can't stand it.
I've been hit in the nose a few times.
What do you say when you get hit in the nose?
Give it back!
What's wrong with you?!
You're a scumbag!
He's really a scumbag.
He even showed off his scumbagness in a woman's relationship.
What on earth did he do?
I have a question.
This is a question from Momino, a famous broadcaster.
It's a big failure to go to Tokyo in 2011.
This salmon was supposed to go to Tokyo in 2009.
The reason why it was two years late is that Kubota said, "Wait! It's too early!"
The real reason is that Kubota had a lover in Kansai.
That's right.
The lover hadn't divorced yet at that time.
That's right.
In addition, there is another reason.
That lover was ugly in Wakayama.
Let's not talk about it.
What is this?
They were married when they were elementary school students.
What?
That means they were lovers, right?
He was the winner of "Monthly Kiyomi".
That's right.
I don't have any physical relationship with him.
I can't talk about it.
Can I say one thing?
He was hitting Kubota with a stone.
Kubota was hitting Kubota with a stone.
Was Kubota ugly?
No, he wasn't ugly.
He was cute, wasn't he?
No, he wasn't ugly.
He was a little weird.
He was dark-skinned.
He was like Terrence Lee.
What?
Were you dedicated for Terrence Lee?
No, I wasn't dedicated for Terrence Lee.
Do you have any relationship with Terrence Lee?
We are dating.
You said it.
That's right.
In addition, Kubota was famous for his mischief towards his divorced wife.
"Kurosayama Kubota's Legend of Shitty".
The shocking episode with his divorced wife.
Because he had no money, he made his wife work in a girls' bar.
No, no, no, no.
What you wrote is wrong.
Why?
He told himself "I shouldn't work at girls' bar", and he started working.
He didn't have money anymore and...
Why?
He hit his wife seriously.
Girls' girls' bar!
No, no, no. They really ran out of money.
How do you feel as a husband?
So I thought I was a pathetic scumbag and tried various things to make money.
I got 5,000 yen for a walk with a dog on a sofa.
And I got the most money for judging the president's badminton competition.
In the end, you were about to be killed by your wife.
I was about to be killed?
When I was sleeping, Mr. Ban was sleeping high.
When I opened my eyes, I saw a fire.
I thought my nerves and mind were dead, but when I woke up, they weren't dead yet.
My head was like this and my knees were like this.
But my wife was in front of me and she wasn't dead.
It's getting more and more interesting.
It's hard to accept it like this.
I'm sorry, but I refuse at first sight.
What on earth did he say?
It's not funny if it gets worse from now on.
That's right.
I want to be called a bad guy forever.
I want to be called a bad guy in the entertainment world.
Wait a minute. Please say something nice.
Please say something nice.
I'm worried that I won't fall in love with F-show at all.
But I don't think it's that funny.
No, it's not like that.
It's hard to accept it like this.
I'm sorry, but I refuse at first sight.
I think it's more funny than your boyfriend.
I'm sorry, but I refuse at first sight.
Mr. Matsumoto, please say something nice.
Mr. Kubota is so good that he can be called "toro salmon" for 15 years in a row.
By the way, it is said that Mr. Kubota, who was in Brunei for a while, started working part-time.
It is said that he made unexpected talents bloom there.
I've been working part-time for a long time.
I was working at a slightly unpleasant accessory store in Osaka.
In two years, I was promoted to manager.
What?
I couldn't stand it.
I couldn't get a point so soon.
I was in charge of monthly payments at that time.
What?
I was in charge of it at that time.
What kind of content is it?
For example...
No. 43, please.
No. 43?
Thank you very much.
The girl is calling you over here.
I've been doing this for a long time.
What kind of content is it?
For example...
No. 43, please.
Are you No. 43?
Thank you.
The girls are lining up here.
This girl is 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 30 minutes, and 50 minutes.
What should the girls do?
Isn't it better to enter a little earlier?
Is it better to enter earlier?
Then is this girl okay?
Oh, this is it.
Please stop being quite violent.
This is the map.
Go around the apartment and turn right when you go straight.
There is a convenience store in this apartment and girls are turning around.
Please greet me with a smile.
Please open your mouth.
Anyway, have a good trip.
Thank you very much.
This is the map.
Wow!
Next week...
As you can see...
Actors cover their ugly faces.
Are your shoes light?
Nagashima Ada talks about love in front of her father.
Daughter!
Did you go to a hot spring base?
Oh, it's a little dark.
Hahaha!
This week's keyword is...
"Shit".
If you tell this keyword to a store, you'll get a good deal.
Shit
It's a shameless story!
Shit
Basically, they call me "shit".
Shit