AISubs v3.4
Today's "downtown men" are Hashigo-zake, who made a bomb explosion.
Rinka, who is a charismatic model and is working in Hawaii.
Is there a rumor that you earn 100 million yen a month?
Yes, there is.
You earn a lot of money.
It's amazing. I have a dream.
They earn a lot of money.
On top of that, they are a married couple.
What would you do if your husband hit you?
What?
I would jump.
What?
Kanjani 8 and Maruyama Ryuhei are forced to play as Johnny's.
That makes Kanjani 8 No. 1.
Go!
Say No. 1.
Are you serious?
I'm hungry!
You guys are crazy!
Tonight at Hashigo-zake, we will eat at the most popular shopping district in Japan, Togoshi Ginza.
Here is a delicious menu that Mr. Sakagami recommends.
I'm happy.
This is delicious.
The first menu is served by Rinka, who is a model and is living a super celebrity life in Hawaii.
This is Ganbattei-san.
Ganbattei-san.
This is Taishun Izakaya, which represents Togoshi Ginza, which has a Hawaiian atmosphere.
Here is a model, Rinka-chan.
It's been a while.
Let's talk with her.
Excuse me.
Thank you for coming.
Hello.
Hello. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Ms. Rinka is here.
Welcome.
Please have a seat.
Speaking of Ms. Rinka,
she is said to be the most number of times she wears a cover of a fashion magazine.
She is a charismatic model that most women admire now.
When she was scouted at the age of 18,
she made her model debut at JJ in 1993.
She soon became very popular,
and became the number one sweet model in women's fashion magazines for 15 years.
Ms. Rinka decorated her cover more than a million times.
Wait a minute! What are you doing?
You are late!
For a while, she was a bad woman who couldn't get married even if she was over 30 years old,
and she was attracted to variety shows.
She looked so happy.
Recently, I thought I hadn't seen her on TV, and she got married and gave birth.
In addition, the apparel brand she launched became a big hit.
Now, she has a super celebrity life in Hawaii and is very happy.
But, when you think about it...
This story...
It's boring!
I wonder if they want to do comedy instead of TV.
It's so advanced!
There seems to be a lot of things.
Tonight, from her husband's scolding...
to their husband and wife's quarrel...
and even more...
from TV to distant reasons...
to the darkness of Hawaiian life...
we'll tell you everything!
What's wrong? What's wrong with you?
It's too close!
Too close?!
I'm sorry!
Of course it's too close!
She doesn't like it.
She's being cornered.
Guest! Guest!
Is it always like this?
It depends on the restaurant...
but it's like this today.
I usually watch it...
but it's too close!
It's scary!
You guys...
you look down and down!
Right?!
It's hot!
Let's calm down and...
Excuse me!
Cabosu Sour!
For your meals...
Sauce Yakisoba...
Grilled Chicken...
Beef Tenderloin Ponzu...
and also garlic fried tuna, please!
Okay!
The first feast of the day...
is a popular izakaya...
Ganbattei!
Mr. Sakagami chose...
this menu!
Out of all of them...
the one he liked the most...
It's wonderful!
It's delicious!
Seasonal limited edition...
very popular menu...
Beef Tenderloin Ponzu!
In addition...
the nostalgic taste...
is eaten at a very reasonable price...
Togoshi Ginza's...
very popular restaurant!
Toast with Taishi's favorite special cabosu sour sauce!
The last keyword of the show is...
It's a must-have for all meals!
Cheers!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's been a long time.
It's been about ten years.
I don't remember what we had for the last meal.
It's a deluxe meal.
You've lived abroad, haven't you?
But I've been to Italy.
And you've succeeded in both!
That's a lot!
Just a little.
But why didn't you appear on TV anymore?
That's right.
Even though she wanted to be in a variety show,
she couldn't appear on TV at all.
She said there was a reason why she couldn't appear on TV.
She appeared on TV and was dumped by her husband once and broke up with him.
She was dumped?
Yes, she was dumped.
For what reason?
She was very busy with TV.
She made me feel like she was great.
She had a strange attitude.
She said "I'm tired" and "I'm like this" and "I'm like that".
I couldn't have any feelings for him.
She said "I'm tired" and "I'm like this" and then she dumped me.
She dumped you?
I was like "What?"
Because you didn't think she would dump you?
I was like "What should I do?"
Then I changed my mind.
I thought I had to live my life properly.
When she dumped me, I was already 35 years old.
You were in a hurry, weren't you?
I wanted a child and I wanted her to date me again.
You had to be that kind of person.
Did you reduce your work?
I wanted to make my own money and live a proper life.
Then I saved my money.
When she was 37 years old in 2010, she and her husband safely reached their goal.
Her best friend, Sarina Suzuki, who played the role of Cupid, said...
He seems like a very smart husband of Kim Takuni.
Who is he?
He's just an ordinary person.
Is he rich?
No, he's not.
No way!
Is he from Hawaii?
No, he's not.
Is he Japanese?
Yes, he's Japanese.
We've been dating for about eight years.
You've been dating since you were about 30 years old.
Yes, that's right.
I was surprised when you got married at 37 years old.
You gave birth at 38 years old, which is quite old.
That's right.
Her husband saved his work and got married.
Her husband must have been very busy.
According to her five-year-old son, she has a lot of complaints.
Let's hear her complaints.
What do you want me to do?
What about you, Rinka?
I don't know where to start.
My husband has a lot of small talk.
So I pay attention to everything.
He's very detailed.
But he's only five years old, so he has a lot of things he can't do.
Does he get angry easily?
What makes you angry?
He's the loudest when it comes to food.
He says my food is dirty and messy.
But he's only five years old, so he gets angry easily.
Does he force you to do everything for him?
I'm a woman, so I don't say much about my wife.
But she does say a lot about me.
For example, my table manners.
Does she say that too much?
She says a lot about my table manners.
But I'm not good at it.
So I'm sure she'll say it directly to me.
I'm sure she'll say it directly to me.
Maybe she will say it.
How old were you when you gave birth?
I think I was 46 years old.
When you get older and have children, you tend to be sweet.
You're like a grandchild.
Yes, I am.
When you have children, you tend to do things you wouldn't do if you were young.
But as you get older and have children, you tend to do things you wouldn't do if you were a parent.
What about you?
I don't say much about it.
When you get older and have children, you tend to say it directly to your father.
You get used to being told by others.
You don't say anything about it.
So you tend to say it directly to your father.
It's the last resort.
If you say it directly to your father, you'll be in trouble.
Where do you start drinking?
When I was young, I started drinking.
What?
I'm a man.
What? You can't do that?
I'm a man.
She's a woman.
When did you start drinking?
When I was young...
What? You can't do that?
But I was like, "Don't make fun of me. I'll tell my dad."
But my dad was like, "Gun!" and stabbed me in the skull.
That's why you got swollen, right?
No!
It's a story about when I was little.
When my dad pulled out his hand, it was like when I was really in trouble.
It's impossible for girls, but...
I've been doing it since I was little, so I don't get angry when I grow up.
When I was in high school, my dad told me to keep it a secret.
But when I got home and my dad asked me what it was, I was like, "Gun!"
Is there a moment like that?
Of course!
What would happen if I really did it?
You're a man.
Of course!
Was it a gun?
No, I'm a man, so...
When I got a little older, I did it.
But of course, I also stabbed people in the back.
Why?
What would you do if your husband stabbed you?
I'd beat him up.
What?!
That's...
It has nothing to do with it!
I'm starting to get it!
Beat up your husband?
How intense is their fight?
What would you do if your husband stabbed you in the back?
That's impossible, right?
Of course!
But you'd kick him out of the house, right?
That's possible!
That's impossible!
Say that again!
I don't know!
You're being forced to do it!
That's normal!
That's not normal!
You're being forced!
No, it's not...
You're being forced!
I'm being forced.
What?!
If you say that, you'll get forced by your wife!
You...
But...
You're not used to it?
It's like...
You're scared?
What are you saying?
I'm scared!
You're scared?
It's like...
I'm flying away.
What?!
You're flying away?!
You're too excited!
You're going backwards!
What are you doing?!
You're crazy!
No, no...
Tell me why you're flying away!
I don't think you're being forced that much...
It's the worst!
The worst!
You're crazy!
No, no...
I've been raised very well like you!
It's said that the reason why Ms. Rinka can't be strict with her son is because of her own children.
Until I graduated at 18, I was a normal 5-year- old.
Most of the kids in the city...
Oh, you're one of them!
Until they broke up...
What?!
They were really...
They weren't funny kids.
What?!
They were really...
I grew up with that kind of education.
It's very strict.
If you grow up like that, I think you'll end up like me.
I see.
I don't like it.
If you're soft, you'll be soft.
But you've been soft since you were a kid.
You've told your husband.
You've told him.
And above all, the most educated thing is...
Not to let your husband jump out of the car.
You're like a kid.
It's an aerial battle.
I think it's easier to have an aerial battle.
And you noticed it the other day.
The other day?
It's a little exposed.
It takes away your dignity from your father.
Yes, yes.
It's no good.
But still, I think, "Dad, good luck."
When my father is angry with me, I'm like, "No, no."
I'm like, "What are you doing?"
No, no, no, no, no.
You're strong.
I'm not angry.
But if you were a boy, would you be different?
Maybe.
But I'm a thin boy.
Maybe I wouldn't be that strict with boys.
If you were young?
If I were a boy in my twenties, I would be very strict.
Right.
You're not angry with me at all?
I'm not angry at you at all.
If you were in elementary school?
Yes.
You'd think I'm easygoing.
If you were in middle school, you'd say, "My dad is easygoing."
If I were your daughter, you'd say, "My dad is easygoing."
I think you'd bring your boyfriend with you.
But if you brought your boyfriend with you, you'd say, "Let me talk to him alone."
And I'd probably kill you by your ear.
By your ear?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's true.
It's difficult to teach children, isn't it?
On top of that, Ms. Rinka...
She says that raising her own children in the age of variety has an impact on raising children.
In the past, when I was really into variety shows, I didn't stop, but raising children is the biggest thing.
When I'm having conversations like "this is how it should be" or "isn't this weird as a person?", I'm thinking in my heart "don't say that".
What I'm interested in is "isn't it weird as a person?"
But isn't it because you've changed and grown up?
Raising children is amazing. I really think so.
You're saying something very reasonable.
There's one thing I want to say to you.
I don't know if you remember it or not, but we've performed together only once in a drama.
I want to go home.
You want to go home?
I want to go home!
Sakagami-san has witnessed Rinka-san's unbelievable behavior.
Rinka-san, it's not good for children to hear about it, right?
It was a drama that took a lot of time.
But I finished it.
When I returned to the treatment room, Rinka-chan was a little tired.
She said "I've been waiting for you for 7 hours".
What should I do at a time like this? Should I wait for you?
Can't you just go home?
"If you want to go home like that, you can just go home", I said and went home.
The next morning, I went back to the scene.
Then, the producer came to me with a very scary face.
"What are you doing, Sakagami-san?" "What is it?"
"You said you wanted to go home to Rinka-chan",
Look! She really went home!
That's terrible!
She really went home!
Is it really like that?
"Haha! It's been a while." "What was it?" "It's been a while for me, too!" "It's not very common for me."
"Even in Nakadai Tatsuya...." "Haha!" "I have to do it!" "Is this always like this?" "The worst!" "Haha!" "The worst!" "Do you know, though? She's been saying some ridiculous things for a while now." "Oh, my God!" "What are you talking about, woman?" "It's not like that!" "No, but things have happened, and still exist." "Really!" "Yes."
Well, if children can do it, does it mean that women will change?
Now that we know the cost-effective circumstances of the Linca family, let's ask about the concerns we are interested in.
Living in such a large house with a Hawaiian pool and jacuzzi, how profitable is the apparel brand?
When I was 39 years old in 2012, I opened a lifestyle shop, Maison de Reaper.
I don't know what this is, but it was a big hit, wasn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is also like that for me.
What is this?
Isn't it already out of stock?
No, no, it's not out of stock. It's the same as before.
But you can't really get this, can you?
Oh, is that so?
This is the last one.
This is the last one, and it's not expensive at 3,000 yen or something like that.
Oh, I see.
It's cheap.
It's already out of stock in Daikanyama.
The lifestyle shop Maison de Reaper, which Linca produced and opened in Daikanyama in 2012,
is now selling a lot of fashionable girls in their 20s and 30s.
She went to Nagoya and Fukuoka, and on the first day of the opening, she made a long line of people waiting for six hours.
The editor-in-chief of the magazine "SWEET", who has been working with Rinka for many years, also praised her production ability.
Rinka-san, is it true that your monthly income is 100 million yen?
My annual income is...
It's not annual income!
Annual income times 12!
It's true!
You have a lot of money!
Wow!
I have a dream!
Then, is there any profit?
Profit?
There isn't much.
How much?
There isn't much.
I was surprised.
Apparel costs money.
I know.
Sales are a big number.
I thought it was bad.
I thought about what to do.
But, I don't make much profit.
That's right.
From my annual income, it's not much.
But, you can move to Hawaii.
That's right!
But, it seems that living in Hawaii is not only fun.
From now on, let's ask about the reality of living in Hawaii.
And now, let's talk about the elegant life in Hawaii.
Look at this!
Is this a hotel room?
This pool is your own house?
Yes, it is.
But it's a shared space.
It looks like a model room.
This is also famous.
How much does it cost?
I don't know.
How much does it cost per day? About 200 yen per day, right?
It's expensive.
And now, look at this family picture.
This is your son.
He is so excited.
It's New Year's Day.
This is a happy new year.
Happy new year.
It looks like a war.
But it's a campground, a golf course, and a beach.
It's amazing.
Isn't it great for a mother like you to have this kind of life?
That's right.
It's amazing.
You must long for it, right?
Even though it's New Year's Day, there is a complaint.
What is it?
People in Hawaii are calling out to you from far away than in Tokyo.
That's right.
Why is that?
There are many tourists in Hawaii.
I don't know if people in Tokyo think it's cool or not.
But there are so many people who actually call out to you.
There are many tourists, so people are excited.
That's right.
That's not a good way of saying it.
Is that so?
But it's true.
That's why it's amazing if you find it.
Why?
But that's what they say.
Really?
Her best friend.
She's been talking about him a lot lately.
She said that she's close with Yuichi Fukuda's wife.
From Yuichi Fukuda's wife.
Rinka doesn't say anything.
And she talks to herself.
So she's surrounded by people.
I see.
Maybe she's calling them.
Really?
It's not like that at all.
She's good.
She's surrounded by people.
Maybe she's calling them.
What do you say when you talk like that?
Let me see.
What do you say when you talk like that?
What do you say?
What do you say when you talk like that?
In the next shop, Maruyama Ryuhei of Kanjani 8 is waiting for you.
Kanjani 8 is a top idol group that successfully held five dome tours all over the country and is now leading Johnny's.
Maruyama also plays a role in dramas, movies and leading roles, and is also the main MC of "Asa no Jouhou" which is a super multi-role.
However...
This time, Maruyama's super close friends such as Kanjani members and his best friend director Enya will be covering Kanjani 8.
However...
Kanjani 8 is full of Murakami and Shingo.
First of all, it's basically trash!
Shocking trash episodes are discovered one after another.
That's trash.
Furthermore, Johnny's is banned.
The president likes to have west and east stand in line.
He's been doing that for a long time.
What is Maruyama's answer?
We've arrived at the next shop.
This is it. It's Tokusan.
Tokusan!
It's a special snack that a Japanese chef who has been cooking for 30 years makes.
Along with Kanjani's Yokoyama Yu-kun, who came here before us,
Maruyama Ryuhei-kun, who is in second place, is a good match for this snack.
I've only been drinking these days.
I'd like to look for a snack that's not idol-like in many ways.
Let's make your image look bad.
Let's go.
Excuse me.
Please open it.
Thank you for coming.
I can't get in, but can you let me in?
I'm sorry.
On the contrary.
The guest's body is like this.
I'm Maruyama Ryuhei-kun.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You look like you've been drinking these days.
I'm Maruyama Ryuhei-kun.
I've been drinking with you in the drama.
I can't get used to it.
It's the opposite.
It's really annoying.
Really?
You're the worst idol.
That's not true.
In the end, you took me home.
I thought you'd take me home.
I asked you if you'd like to go to the second store.
You said you didn't like it.
You asked me where we were going.
You said you'd like to go home.
You said you wouldn't refuse me if I said that.
You went home?
It's pretty dark in there, isn't it?
Well, you're an old-fashioned person.
It's getting brighter and brighter.
Is this Japanese sake?
I just got it.
Then we'll go, too.
Excuse me!
Akita's "Aramasa Kosumosu", please!
I'm happy!
And "Sashimori"!
I love it!
Oyster "Harumaki"!
And "Tsukemono" for dinner, please!
The party stage is an izakaya called "Tokusan".
If you like Japanese sake and are confident in it,
you can enjoy a rare drink for a reasonable price.
Tonight's drink is also one of a kind that you can't find anywhere else.
Akita's "Aramasa Kosumosu".
It's characterized by a sharp taste prepared with functionality.
You can eat it every morning.
It goes well with seasonal sashimi.
Oyster "Harumaki" wrapped in luxury with just the beginning of the season.
Oyster "Harumaki" is different from fried oysters.
You can enjoy the juiciness of oysters.
As a keyword at the end of the show, you can drink either beer or sour.
Cheers!
I see.
It's delicious!
Right?
It's not heavy.
Before this show, Yokoyama-kun was the host of "Kanjani-gara".
Each of you were the host of "Kanjani-gara".
At that time, Yokoyama-kun's drinking style was a little loose.
It was a little loose.
I love "Harumaki" so much!
It's kind of weak!
Please say something good!
Since Maru is here with me, I'd like to say a lot of things.
So, I'd like to talk about Maruyama, who is not a woman but a man.
Now, Maruyama, you'll talk about your family and relationships, including your internal circumstances.
Should I say this?
Yes, you should.
If I'm not mistaken, Shingo Murakami is a gambler and Maru is basically a scumbag!
He's basically a scumbag!
Maruyama, who is a gambler and Murakami is basically a scumbag!
Johnny and others seem to be doing quite well!
First of all, let's check this out!
On New Year's Eve, Johnny gave me New Year's money and I drank it up that night.
Even if I don't go home now, I'll drink it up when it gets cold.
As a result of ignoring Murakami's words, I lost my bag containing New Year's money.
I've never seen a scumbag like this who stole New Year's money from Johnny!
That's what I'm saying!
What do you mean? Are you underestimating Johnny?
Are you underestimating Johnny?
To be honest, I'm not underestimating him!
Anyone can say that!
Even I can say that!
I'm not underestimating him!
I lost my bag and I fell asleep at home!
I woke up and got on my bike!
Didn't Johnny find out about it?
Johnny gives New Year's money to everyone in his agency.
I see.
By the way, what are you doing in my room?
Are you a bearded man?
How many times did you come in?
Well...
I don't know.
What?
What? What? What?
It depends on people.
What?
Then it's not a pocket?
It's like a envelope.
It's like an envelope.
It's like a pocket.
But it's like a proper celebration.
But if it's Machi-san or Higashi-kun's class...
Higashi-kun!
Machi-san and Higashi-kun are always given money.
Right?
So...
So Johnny's is full of money.
It's possible.
It's like a collection.
But Downtown-san also gives money to his juniors.
Well...
I like giving money.
I think I give money to boys who are in their early New Year's days.
Maybe 10 or 20?
No, no.
How much do you give?
I give 10,000 yen.
How about you, Motsumoku-san?
I give 10,000 yen, 5,000 yen and one more.
About three.
You're telling me to guess.
Yes, yes.
A few years ago, when Higashi-kun got it right...
He got it wrong.
Whose is it? Whose is it?
It's mine.
Now, I'm a little worried about...
Ah, this!
Senpai isn't afraid of it either!
It's called "Maruyama Ryuu Sasoi no Kotowari Kata".
This one also seems to be quite complicated.
This is also Murakami-kun's testimony.
Maru has a lot of excuses for refusing to invite me over.
Even when I invited you over for dinner, you said 'today is family day' and other weird excuses.
I see.
Murakami-kun would know this, but Matsuoka-kun is a senpai, isn't he?
He's a great senpai.
But there's another story behind this.
It's a story from Sakagami Shinobu-san.
One day, Maru invited me over for dinner.
And on the day, Maruyama-kun finished work early and I was late.
Maruyama-kun was busy, but when I finished work and saw his email,
he said 'Sakagami-san, I was drinking alone while you were away and I got drunk.'
Please invite me over again.
What is that?!
That way of refusing!
I see.
That's terrible!
That's terrible.
No matter how patient you are...
You said that to your senpai?
No...
I was looking forward to it.
For the first dinner party, it was just me, Sakagami- san and Makoto Nonomura-san.
Just the three of us.
That's amazing.
And we could finally eat together.
Yeah.
That really hurt Makoto Nonomura-san.
What? What? What?
You're so mean!
Get out of my way!
There are still more shitty episodes!
Have you ever gotten drunk and lost something?
I lost my bass and my computer.
Did you leave it behind?
I think I left it behind, but I had fun drinking at a songwriting meeting and at work.
The staff put me in a taxi and gave me my bass.
On that day, my computer was a new computer that the staff increased for me to make songs.
That's a waste of money.
That's right.
You don't feel grateful for it.
I'm grateful for it.
That's right.
What are you talking about?
You should have stopped drinking.
I drink a lot.
You know, Hamada's son?
Yoshiko-san?
No, Hama-kun and Hama-koto-san.
You've known each other for a long time, haven't you?
That's right. We often eat out together.
Mr. Maruyama, who is in charge of the bass in "INGENIATE",
seems to have progress with Mr. Hama Okamoto of "OKAMOTOZU" in that bass connection.
Didn't you say that you went to a temple or something like that?
I went to a temple.
You went to a temple?
I went to a temple.
Did you go fishing?
I went fishing.
Oh, I see.
What are you talking about, Mr. Okamoto?
There is a bass connection.
Oh, I see.
Mr. Hama said that he is addicted to fishing.
There is a story about how bass and music match.
Fishing is like that, too.
There is a connection.
What do you catch with this lure?
What do you catch with this rod?
Mr. Matsumoto, I'm a little more curious.
Was there a temple in such a place?
Didn't you look at me like that?
I looked at you a lot.
I've been staring at temples for a long time.
I said, "It's hard to go to a temple."
"That's not true," Mr. Hama kept saying.
What?
I saw it.
Is it true?
I saw it.
He was very kind to me in such a way.
What do you mean?
We went fishing together.
No, no.
When I first went to a temple in Kenya, I slipped a little.
By the way, have you ever come to a temple and slipped?
It's the first time I've come to a temple and slipped.
My name is Ryuhei Maruyama.
I'm from Kyoto.
The president told me to drop a big firecracker in Osaka.
Do you drop firecrackers?
It hurts.
I was told not to do it.
That's why you're gathered in Hachi.
If we couldn't leave something here, we couldn't do it in Tokyo.
We didn't leave anything.
Then it's a miracle now.
We didn't leave anything.
You've come this far.
I'm speechless.
Do you get along with patients?
I noticed it when I was told we got along.
I've been doing it for more than ten years, so I'm not that conscious of it.
Do you look down a lot when you smile?
No, I don't.
You don't?
No, I don't.
Which is faster, normalization or smiling?
How do you know that?
To put it simply, there used to be a relationship between patients and cartoons.
I think there's a relationship between normalization and smiling.
The president likes to have patients face east and west.
That's what "waist size story" is about.
I've been doing it for a long time, and I think it's probably an oriental version of it.
So you don't like "waist size"?
"Waist size" is... I like "sexy zone" the most now.
But you know, there are a lot of seniors and juniors who are "johnny's".
How many people do you think are "johnny's" now?
Like this, right?
Maria Maria Yuhei, a famous backer of Kin-chan, announces the group of "johnny's" in 2017.
There are a lot of people, right?
There are a lot of people.
Who is at the top of the list now? Mary-san?
No, I'm a talent name.
But you're "johnny's", aren't you?
I'm sorry for dropping you off.
The biggest "johnny's" now is Machi-san, right?
Ah, yes, it is.
So Machi-san will be in the east?
He'll be on the office's whiteboard.
"Whiteboard", you...
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
At the top of the list is Kondo-san's schedule.
Ah, I want to know about that.
It's like electricity.
It's the current...
It's the hardest "johnny's" now, right?
If you say it like that, it's the hardest "johnny's" ever.
Go!
There are two ways of thinking about it.
Just one way is enough.
Go!
Mary, say the first one.
Maruyama-san has been cornered.
Finally, in the forbidden "johnny's",
he'll say something realistic.
But what I really think is...
The flow isn't bad.
What I really think is...
Are you hungry?!
The answer Maryama-san gave is...
Don't talk nonsense!
It's the current hardest song.
That's right.
That's why I think it's number one.
Go!
It's number one.
What do you think, Shinobu-chan?
Don't ask me.
It's getting private.
It's Shinobu-chan's turn.
Shinobu-chan will say it after Maryama-san says it.
Of course.
It's the correct answer.
It's in the song.
There's also V6.
Can you say it out loud?
There's also Tokio.
I think it's number one.
Your voice is so small.
What?
I have a loud voice, too.
But seriously...
The flow isn't bad.
Seriously, I think it's number one.
I'm hungry!
Don't talk nonsense!
Don't make me say it!
I think it's number one!
I think it's number one, too.
I have something to say about Matsumoto-san.
Here it is.
Your father is a bodybuilder.
What?
That's right.
Maryama-san's father won a competition in Kyoto and is said to be a bodybuilder who is called "Mr. Kyoto."
How old is your father?
My father is now 54 years old.
What did you say?!
Drink up!
Dad!
What's wrong with you?!
You were a bodybuilder?!
That's right. I do it as a hobby.
I'm usually a taiko craftsman.
Taiko?!
Taiko is...
Like you want your son to play it?
My parents wanted me to audition for Johnny's when I was in 6th grade.
But I don't think they wanted me to do it.
Your parents gave you permission?
Yes.
You posted a photo of you and your dad.
I didn't mind taking it, but my dad was next to me.
I posted a photo of me and my dad.
I didn't know why, but later I heard about it.
And this is what happened.
It's a sample.
You've grown up!
If you use this, your dad will scold you.
Do I have to do it?!
Don't you two have anything to say about this?
You're a singer, but you're drunk at night.
What does it mean?
There's a karaoke bar where you can sing.
I was drinking and talking with an old woman in her 70s.
I thought she was nice.
I wanted to sing a song for her.
She was in her 70s.
I thought Yuzo Kayama would be good.
I sang "Kimi to Itsumademo" with all my heart.
She said, "What is this?"
I said, "You don't have to sing with all your heart."
Do you think I'm going to sing with all my heart?
As a director, I said, "I'm sorry."
Can you sing it for me?
Kimi to Itsumademo
I'm drunk.
The opposite is body-touching.
I've been doing it since middle school.
Most of guys like it when girls do body-touching.
There's nothing we can do about it.
You think you're a teacher.
At first, I thought girls who are hated by girls are weak and dangerous.
But now, girls who are over 30 years old are trying hard.
I think I'm appealing myself.
If you audition for it, you'll be rejected.
Are you serious?
Most of guys are like that.
Don't get caught by weird girls.
Where do you do body-touching?
For example?
The part I hate the most is...
No, no.
You don't do it like this.
Well, well, well...
I don't want to get along with you.
He was like that last time.
What kind of girls do you like?
We'll announce girls' types later.
What kind of girls do you like?
Basically, I like drinking alcohol.
Drinking alcohol?
I like food.
For example, I went to a location.
And I bought a beer.
"Oh, it's Japanese sake," I said and prepared Japanese sake.
"This alcohol goes well with this meal," I said and prepared Japanese sake.
He said that, too.
Egosarge.
Yes, it's Egosarge.
"Egosarge" goes well with "hitorizake."
Do you do Egosarge?
I do Egosarge.
But you also say bad things about girls.
When I was in junior high school, I got used to saying bad things about girls.
They called me "shakure" or "your lips are weird" or "haguki."
You saw everything.
I saw everything.
But sometimes girls make fun of me.
I thought it was funny.
The other day, I did a live singing show.
I did an all-back.
My forehead was extremely wide.
It was about four hands wide.
What I thought was that I was bald.
But I got excited.
I wanted to make excuses.
I'm not bald.
You don't look like you're bald.
Usually, I don't look like I'm bald.
Let me see.
You're bald.
No, I'm not.
Yes, I do things like this.
You've been doing things like this since "Maruyama Karina."
I happened to come back from Miyazaki today.
So...
Oh, it's me.
I'm sorry.
It's not that big of a change.
What did you buy, Maruyama-san?
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I'm addicted to alcohol.
I've heard that you get really drunk when you drink this.
I get really drunk?
It's easy for you to get drunk, isn't it?
It's easy for me to get drunk.
The movie "Thief" will be released soon.
It's a movie that makes you want to work hard tomorrow.
It will be released on November 18th.
Thank you for your cooperation.
The next guest is these two people.
Look forward to it!
This week's keyword is "drunk driving".
If you say this keyword in a shop, you will be drunk.