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Tonight's "Downtown Now" is a special program for "hashigozake" fans.
Among the applicants who want to drink with "sakagami shinobu" in "downtown",
we will drink with 6 general people.
You and "hashigozake"!
Wait a minute. Let's raise the tension a little more.
I'm a little scared of this program.
Don't you have any talent?
I don't know anyone. I'm a general person.
Previously, when "downtown" recruited people to drink with me,
there were more than 5,000 applications.
But these 5,000 people are not normal people.
Do you drink with ordinary people?
No, I don't. I don't think about it at all.
The three seem anxious about an unknown project, but when they actually drink it...
Who do you think you are?
"sakagami"'s ex-girlfriend reveals her embarrassing past!
I feel like I like you.
Please forgive me! Please forgive me!
In addition, she exchanges super embarrassing letters!
Please forgive me! Please forgive me!
To her beloved Miki-chan...
Well, goodbye!
Please forgive me!
To a woman who is seriously worried about her marriage with her 50-year-old boyfriend...
I'm 25 years old.
The answer has already come out!
Please break up!
Stop it!
Her first appearance on TV, an impersonation of "nagabuchi"!
She's shocked by its quality!
Wow! Amazing!
What does she want to give back to Mr. Hamada?
What has she been carrying for more than 25 years?
Not only Mr. Hamada, but also foreign guests.
Now, let's start our special program!
Now, let's get started!
"You and the Staircase Sake".
First of all,
She is in the same class as a famous entertainer.
She wants to drink the bad fish of that time with sake.
Now, let's welcome her!
Excuse me.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Shimizu and I'm in the same class as Mr. Sakkami.
My name is Oba and I'm a former boss.
I knew Mr. Sakkami, so I invited him here.
I see.
Mr. Sakkami, you are in the same class as him, right?
Yes, I am.
When were you in the same class with him?
When I was in middle school.
You were in the same class with him when you were in middle school.
By the way, what are you doing here?
Wait a minute!
It's Sunday!
But...
Anyway, let's have a toast!
Cheers!
Why do we have to toast with them?
Wait a minute! I don't know why, but you are the boss, aren't you?
I'm the boss.
Then what do you want to do?
I'm a fan of Sound Honor.
My boss knew about it and wanted to get me involved.
So you made everyone your prey?
I'm sorry, but that's right.
It's a set up.
I see, it's a set up.
Do you have a picture?
Yes, please.
Yes, of course.
Before we show you the picture...
Is it okay?
What is this?
What? What is it?
Shock!
There's definitely something to do with this.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What's wrong with you?
What is this?
Shock!
This is bad!
How old are you? 13 or 14 years old.
You are a middle school student, right? Middle school student!?
It was serious and bad.
He did a lot of terrible things.
I still remember that there was a staircase behind the school.
He put cleaning tools in it.
He put classmates in it and rolled it up.
From above?
Yes.
He checked how small it would be.
What did you do as an actor?
I did it.
I did it normally.
He wasn't a gangster at school.
He always went to Kyoto for school trips.
But we couldn't go to Kyoto because we were afraid of fighting with other middle school students.
So we went to Fukushima.
Fukushima!
It's one of those cities.
Yes.
We should change the course of school trips.
It's confusing.
But it's a once in a lifetime memory, so we want to go to Kyoto.
We want to go!
Mr. Sakagami, you were pretty naughty in middle school.
The secret hidden in this picture will be revealed later.
What!?
One more!
Please come in!
What are you doing!?
This person is Motokano of Shosei Shomei!
It's been a while.
How are you?
Thank you for taking care of me.
I'm Motokano.
What's your name?
I'm Motokano.
I'm Niki Yanashita.
Niki-san!
Yes!
I'm sorry!
Please forgive me!
How much...
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Thank you for taking care of me!
She is Motokano...
It's hard to say.
Is this when you were in middle school?
That's right.
How long has it been since you met today?
It's been a long time.
Oh, really?
Yes!
How long have you been together?
From the second half of middle school to graduation.
That's quite a long time!
So you've been together for two years...
Where did you say you were from?
Um...Sakagami...
What are you talking about?
It's like...I like you...
Oh, I'm sorry!
Please forgive me!
What did you like about her?
Why do you look a little mischievous in this picture?
I was mischievous.
But for you...
It's about this time of year.
So you were with her at this time of year?
This is a picture of us dating.
What?!
I'm sorry!
Ms. Miki, can you say something, too?
If you're older than me...
No, no, no!
Why are you saying that?!
Who was the one who knocked you down?
It was me!
Why did you want to take a picture in front of me?!
I told you earlier!
Was this my date?!
Yes, it is!
Excuse me, what kind of date do you have?
Like this, like middle school students...
We go to a nearby park...
It's called Sekide Park...
We go there and talk...
Was it safe?
It was safe.
We went there for the first time...
Yes, for the first time...
I just remembered...
We went there for the first time...
We were on the train...
I felt a little sick...
You felt sick?
There were too many people...
We were having a concert and I felt sick...
So we got off the train...
I was resting...
I don't know what I thought...
You were pushed off the train...
Can you believe it?!
You were pushed off the train?!
I was pushed off the train...
What did you say?!
It doesn't make any sense!
What? What? What?
I said I felt sick...
I was resting on the bench...
I started to feel better...
And I started to get excited...
He was holding me...
He was holding me like this...
I told him not to do it...
And he let go of my hand...
And I fell down...
And I thought it was a lie...
And when I looked back and said "what?"
He laughed and pointed his finger at me...
It's a story that doesn't make any sense...
It doesn't make any sense...
A letter...
Can I read it?
Of course!
What kind of letter?
Stop it!
Please!
Wait! Wait! What is this?
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
What is this?
Did I write a letter?
One of them has my name on it.
After this, Sakagami-san's embarrassing three letters are released!
To my beloved Miki-chan,
Bye-bye!
Please forgive me!
Let's take a look at the three letters Sakagami- san wrote for her one by one.
First of all, a letter she wrote when they had a fight.
"Sakagami-kun," "Hello, I'm Sakagami-kun."
"I'm sorry for lying." "I'm sorry for lying."
I've changed my pamphlet.
And I'm going to be super sensitive from now on,
so please forgive me for what happened before.
Well then, goodbye.
Please forgive me for what I've said.
To my beloved Miki-chan,
with an underline,
she's not feeling well.
I'll give it back to you.
On the way back from the movie theater,
I think they had a fight.
I see.
I think it was a letter of apology.
I see.
She was bullied a lot.
She was bullied because she liked him.
She was like an elementary school student.
I think they had a fight and gave it back to me.
Yes.
I didn't kiss him.
Didn't you kiss him?
I didn't kiss him.
I see.
You didn't kiss him.
You didn't kiss him until the end of the movie.
I didn't kiss him until the end of the movie.
You saw him when he came.
Of course, I saw him when he came.
Next,
she received a letter from Mr. Sakagami.
She seems to be more embarrassed than before.
To Mr. Yamashita Miki,
I'm always sorry for you.
To Mr. Yamashita, who always smiles at me,
What is it?
I send you my love with one hundredth of it.
You always give me only good things and I don't get anything in return.
I walked for two minutes and bought it.
It's funny.
It's a parka.
It may be a little flashy.
There is a "d" wrong.
As Mr. Yamashita's favorite item,
Please wear it for a long time.
Goodbye.
Please forgive me.
But she said "Please forgive me for the last time."
What does it mean?
Did she look like an adult?
It says "overflowed".
The last one is a letter she received at Christmas.
It says "merry christmas".
This letter says "I'm sorry for being late on December 27th and 28th at 6.30pm. I was late in ordering food".
This is a phone type cushion.
This is my original phone type cushion. Please use it.
This is a hand-knit sweater. It's a little big for me and I always sleep on it.
Goodbye.
It's a light bulb.
I can't do it anymore.
It's a good memory, isn't it?
It's sweet and sour.
It's strange.
At that time, I didn't have a cell phone or e-mail.
When I felt like I couldn't see you anymore, I said, "There was nothing, wasn't there?"
That's right.
I didn't even kiss you in class.
I remember saying that.
Did you apologize?
I don't remember well.
What do you apologize for?
Thank you.
You're amazing from the first shot.
No, I'm tired of it.
No, it's amazing that you still have it.
No, I didn't want to leave evidence for letters.
Well, you're in middle school.
That's right.
But you were serious about it.
Look at me.
That's right.
I'm not worried about that.
Tonight's restaurant is...
Tokyo Kamata's popular izakaya, Hana Hana.
The menu on the sign is deep-fried dried fish.
If it's reasonable and goes well with beer, you can have as many as you like.
Let's move on.
You and the ladder.
The next one is...
You can laugh, but you can't cook.
What should you do?
I can't drink! I can't drink! I can't drink!
Good evening!
Nice to meet you!
You even have a mustache!
Are you a couple?
No, we are not.
You are both hot pot lovers?
Yes, we are.
I see.
So you are a woman and a man.
Yes, we are.
Oh!
I'm sorry, but I just ate a wiener at that time.
I want it!
I want it the most!
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it like that!
I'm sorry.
Good evening!
I'm Takeda and Kobayashi.
Nice to meet you.
Are you friends?
Yes, we are.
You are hot pot lovers.
I see.
You are not dating, are you?
You are both women and men.
Yes, we are.
You are both men and men.
What?
My boobs.
I had a surgery.
You had a surgery?
Yes, I did.
I bought all my jewelry for men.
Wow!
Are you serious about hot pot?
Yes, we are.
You are serious about it.
Yes, I'm serious about it like you.
I see.
How long have you been serious about it?
It depends on people, but I've been serious about it since I was in kindergarten.
I love teachers.
So you are not a woman.
No, I'm not.
I love going to the bathroom.
Wow!
I don't know why.
How long have you been serious about it?
I've been serious about it since I was in kindergarten.
When I asked my parents about it, they said "I knew it."
How do you shave your beard?
I shave it with male hormones.
Where do you shave it?
On my buttocks and here.
You shave it on your buttocks?
It's a muscle injection, so I shave it here every month.
Do you only shave it here?
Yes, I also shave it.
I shave my beard.
Do you shave it?
I don't like it very much.
Do you shave it here? Yes, I shave it here.
Ms. Takeda, who spent her student years as a woman who lied about herself, came out at the age of 20.
On the other hand, Ms. Kobayashi came out as a teacher and classmate because she didn't like wearing skirts in high school.
Since then, the two of them have lived as men.
Now is the time, so let's ask her everything she wants to know.
But you're dating a woman, right? Yes, I'm dating a woman.
You're dating a man, right? Yes, I'm dating a man.
I don't date men here.
Oh, I see.
You're dating men here.
Have you ever been mistaken for a man when you're dating a woman?
No, I haven't.
Not even once?
No, I haven't.
Not even once?
Men can only see women when they're young.
I see.
It's a little hard for me to date a woman.
So it's more serious over there than over here, isn't it?
That's right.
It's hard for me to think about it.
But if you think about it, there aren't many women who come out as women.
There aren't many women who come out as women.
Women come out as women, but you don't come out as women, do you?
When I come out as a woman, I'm actually a woman.
I'm taken to a serious side of me.
I'm not taken to a serious side of me.
But you don't have to come out as a woman, do you?
I don't have to come out as a woman, but I don't have to come out as a woman.
Oh, I see.
I'm often taken to a serious side of me.
You don't know what it looks like, so you're more surprised than attracted.
That's right.
Certainly, if you say it's a hot pot with this look, you might be surprised, but it doesn't seem like you're pulling it at all.
And here's a little awkward topic like this.
That's what I'm watching on TV, and it seems that this person is a hot pot or someone like that.
On the contrary, you can understand it.
Yes, there are a lot of female soccer players in Japan.
What?
Are you sure it's a hot pot?
I'm sure it's a hot pot.
I see.
The race is different. The race person is...
Do you know the race?
Do you know?
First of all, I think so.
AK... Former AKB...
The race person is...
AK... Former AKB...
That's a lot of ketchup.
Bamboo shoots!
Wait a minute, I'm eating a wiener.
You're eating a lot of bamboo shoots.
Let's go around.
You and Hashigo Sake.
Next is...
A woman who had a relationship with Hamada-san.
Stop it!
I can't drink, I can't drink, I can't drink.
What's up?
Excuse me.
I'm Yanagi Aki from Amagasaki City.
Nice to meet you.
Amagasaki, Amagasaki.
We are Amagasaki.
How old are you now?
I'm 42 years old.
Do you know Hamada-san?
Do you still live in Amagasaki?
I live in Okinawa now.
Do you still live in Okinawa?
Did I do something?
You can't say that on TV.
Here is a hint.
First of all, it happened 25 years ago.
What is that?
It's scary.
It's really scary.
It happened 25 years ago.
It happened 28 years ago.
That's why Okinawa is said to be a lucky place.
You are a naturalist.
Here is a hint.
Hamada-san had a relationship with Hamada-san when he got married.
I see, you are exactly 28 years old.
I can't believe it.
You are like a stupid staff.
Here is the last hint.
Hamada-san was chasing Hamada-san.
I see.
Is it easy to chase someone?
Hamada-san does it.
That's his nickname.
I don't know at all, but 28 years ago, when I got married, I was a fan of an elementary school student and was chased by him.
You're a big fan, aren't you?
No, I don't know that much.
Then let's have Yanagi-san tell us the correct answer.
Please give us the correct answer!
Today, Hamada-san gave me something I wanted to apologize for or give back to you.
What would you do if you were a child?
Are you kidding me?!
What is it? What is it? What's wrong?
What's coming out of it?
This is it, but it's been in my house for about 25 or 6 years.
It's hidden! What's wrong with it?!
For more than 25 years, Yanagi-san had a sign for Hamada-san's wedding.
What on earth did she have?
When the ceremony was over and I found out about Hamada-san's wedding ceremony, I went to see if he would come out to celebrate at the venue.
At that time, I hung this in front of the venue, but I saw a woman who was a fan of Yamada-san take it.
After a while, I met him behind the N.G.K. and told him that I had a sign for him.
He said, "Oh, I'll give you that."
I thought it was a happy or bad thing.
A fan of Yamada-san took it?
Yes, it's been in my house for a long time.
I moved about four times.
At that time, I couldn't get rid of it.
You should give it back to him.
No, I'm not giving it back!
It's in front of you, right?
Yes, it is.
Wow!
On a snowy day?
Yes, it is.
Right?
You're giving it back to him like this?
No, no...
Yes, that's why I came here.
No, no...
No, this is...
Wow!
Yanagi-san, this is...
If it's anything else, it's a souvenir.
But you should keep it.
Really?
Even if you had it, you wouldn't be like that now.
Wow! You had it!
But she's my fan, so I'm giving it back to her.
She's kind of you, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
Wow!
I see...
Well, first of all, let's see Yanagi-san's video.
Oh, no, no...
It's nostalgic.
Do you have a picture of it?
Oh, it's not from that day.
Yes, yes...
In the picture Yanagi-san took,
she rarely shows her downtown expression.
Wait a minute, wait a minute...
Oh, it's the final episode.
It's 4 o'clock.
She's crying.
Yes, Matsumoto-san is crying.
She's crying.
Matsumoto-san is crying!
She had this face back then.
Wow, this is nostalgic!
But at the time,
you mentioned "downtown" a little earlier,
but you couldn't reach out to your fans, could you?
What should I do?
Well...
What do you mean, "what should I do"?
I know a lot about it, but...
Wait a minute!
This is "seawater house"!
You're wrong.
Thank you very much!
This is really...
You're wrong, Gear! You're wrong!
But... But you're right, aren't you?
- Yes, it's a little big... - You're right, aren't you?
- Ah, this is good! - Sorry, thank you very much!
- Thank you very much! - Amazing! Thank you!
Eh, so things like this exist!
Next up...
Whether or not she'll marry her 25-year-old boyfriend...
It seems like she's seriously worried about a hairdresser!
Now, let's have her appear!
Ah, nice to meet you!
Please! Please!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
- Please! - What's your name?
- My name is Mika. - Mika-san?
- Mika-san, how old are you? - I'm 25 years old.
- Eh, so you're 50 years old? - I'm 50 years old.
Eh, what kind of person is he?
He's a hairdresser, but I'm also a hairdresser and a senior.
- Ah, I see! - Yes.
And we're of the same age, so I'd like to consult with you three.
- So, of course, you're single? - Ah, I'm single.
- And you have children? - I have two.
- Two. - That's why I'm also paying for kindergarten.
- I see! - How long have you been dating?
- About two years... - About two years...
- You've gone to an amazing place! - You've gone to an amazing place!
- I'm the kind of person who looks like Sakagami - san... - I see!
- The atmosphere is a little similar... - I see, I see, I see!
- Ah, there's a picture! - A picture! Could you show me the picture?
Hey, don't mess with me!
Hey you! You're the one dancing behind Matsu-kun!
Matsuba-san! Matsuba-san!
Hey you! You're Matsuba-san, aren't you?!
I've already given you my answer.
Please part ways.
Why?!
Why are you doing this to me?!
You two have met before!
No, we haven't.
But you know...
I'm sure you have met before!
This is a little...
Why do you say that?!
You're cute!
No, we haven't.
You have a bad balance.
Can you wish for a little more?
No, no, no.
You're too much!
And you're bald!
That's right, that's right.
You should treat people properly!
Will you get married or break up?
Yes.
I've been dating him for two and a half years.
Until then...
If there was a better person...
I was thinking about it.
I see, I see.
But you didn't show up.
Do you know your parents?
I haven't told you yet.
You haven't told me yet.
But you don't have to compromise at that age!
But Majima is desperate now!
Majima...
For Majima...
If he loses Mika...
No, it's the worst!
He can't date a 25-year-old!
No, no, no.
But he's trying to be popular.
Majima?!
He's trying to be popular.
He's like, "I'm not in a hurry for girls."
If you like girls more...
You won't have a problem, right?
But for her...
If there's no next time...
I don't think there's a next time.
She might not like it.
But I'm sure that's not what she's thinking.
If you break up after one day...
But will you get married or break up?
Is there a reason for breaking up?
Is there something you don't like about it?
I want a child someday.
Even if I give birth now, I'm 70 years old.
Of course, that's also possible.
I don't know if I'm alive or not.
Besides, this is the third child.
That's right.
I don't know if I'm alive or not.
What is Majima doing today?
Majima is worried, so he's taking a break and wandering around nearby.
Because you're worried?
Because you're worried.
Call Majima!
Does Majima know that you're worried about whether you'll break up or get married?
I know.
You know?
That's why you should make him decide.
That's what I want him to decide today.
That's what you want him to decide, isn't it?
That's what I want him to decide.
Good evening.
Nice to meet you.
This is it.
Please have a seat.
What are you worried about?
Well, I'm a little nervous.
Are you going to sing a song?
What do you think of Majima and her?
I think it's reasonable for us to continue our relationship.
How old do you think Majima and Majima are?
I don't know how old Majima and Majima are.
But I think Majima and Majima are still young.
If you don't decide it yourself, you can't decide it.
I've already decided it.
Did you propose to her?
No, I didn't propose to her.
Is that so?
So you're okay with her anytime and anywhere?
That's what I think.
Otherwise, there's a possibility that someone will suddenly come out of nowhere.
But she's very public.
She's lying in various places.
You want to do it. You want to do it.
It's half and half now, isn't it?
It's half and half.
What do you think, Mr. Hamamatsu?
I and Mr. Sagam have already decided.
No, I don't want to decide.
For him, it doesn't matter at all.
If you're sitting down, it's not one of her ideas anymore.
But we're entrusted with her ideas.
You're entrusted with it, right?
Shouldn't we separate?
Yes!
Why are you pushing him?
I'm not pushing him!
He's also doing his best for him!
I'm sorry to ask you such a question, but...
Do you still get along with your ex-wife and children?
No, not at all.
Not at all?
Oh, I see.
But I haven't been raised properly.
You haven't been raised properly.
But when I asked you if you still get along with your ex-wife and children...
I thought you didn't have to think about it so much.
That's right.
That's right, but...
You're still 25 years old.
I think you still have a long way to go.
But you're getting older, too.
But 25 years old...
Why do you say that?
That's right, but...
If you don't get along with your ex-wife and children...
That's right.
That's difficult.
25 years old...
That's for the future.
25 years old...
No matter which decision you make, I hope you two will be happy.
Now, what kind of person will appear next?
Now, let's go!
Shall we go down the path of professional impersonation?
I'm lost.
What is it?
I can't drink! I can't drink! I can't drink!
Good evening.
Excuse me.
The atmosphere is...
I'm Sato Takuya from Aichi Prefecture.
Your voice is similar.
Let's listen to a song.
It's from Aichi Prefecture.
As you can see, I sing Mr. Nagabuchi's songs.
I use Mr. Nagabuchi's voice from various eras.
At first, I used a folk idol voice.
Then, I used a rock band voice.
Finally, I used a charismatic voice.
Lastly, I used my current voice.
I used four voices.
First, I used a folk idol voice.
His first appearance on TV!
Mr. Nagabuchi's impersonation!
The quality of his impersonation is amazing!
Wow! Amazing!
I use Mr. Nagabuchi's voice from various eras.
At first, I used a folk idol voice.
Then, I used a rock band voice.
Finally, I used a charismatic voice.
Lastly, I used my current voice.
I used four voices.
First, I used a folk idol voice.
He is good.
The next song is a rock band song.
I like charismatic voice.
Thank you.
Wow! Amazing!
Look! Amazing!
Are you doing it all by yourself?
I do it sometimes.
How do you do it?
If you ask me, how do you do it?
Let me see...
Do you do it all by yourself?
Let me see...
I like doing it like this...
and it gradually became like this.
Wow!
But you do a lot of impersonations of Mr. Nagabuchi on TV.
Yes, I do.
What do you think about it?
Do you do impersonations of me?
I always feel like my quality is low.
Wow!
But when it comes to your type of impersonation,
it's not like you're laughing like Mr. Koroke.
It's more like a real impersonation.
That's what you mean, right?
Yes.
I don't want to make fun of it.
I like it too much.
I don't want to make fun of Mr. Koroke's song.
It's not like I'm doing impersonations of him.
You're not sure if you should do impersonations of him today, right?
No, it's not like I'm not sure if I should do impersonations of him.
Um...
Why did you suddenly change your answer?
I like this kind of timing.
Really?
I like it when you suddenly change your answer.
Really?
I like it when you suddenly change your answer.
Thank you.
Um...
I'd like to know if your permission is necessary in this industry.
I've heard this a lot.
Rather than formal permission,
many people greet you politely.
Oh, really?
Have you met anyone like that?
I've never greeted anyone like that.
I happened to meet Mr. Etsuko Shichigami at the live house.
I'm rooting for you because you're not in a position to say good or bad things about this kind of activity.
Do you have permission to do impersonations of him?
I don't know if I can do impersonations of him now.
I'm sure you can do impersonations of him.
Because you're serious.
Maybe you can do impersonations of Mr. Koroke.
Because you're serious.
I don't know if I can do impersonations of him now.
I think you can do impersonations of him.
What's wrong with you?
I'm an adult and I'm good at it.
Can you do a croquette impersonation of him?
I can't...
Can you do impersonations of other people?
Like Keisuke Kuwata.
I can't do it.
If I can do it, I can't do it for you anymore.
You don't have to say it.
I thought you couldn't do it.
I'm sorry about that.
I listened to your song and I thought you could do it better.
Can I ask you for one more song?
It's okay.
Do you have any requests?
Do you have a song for me?
I want to hear it!
When was the version released?
It was just released.
I think it's about this time.
Tonbo
Please sing with me.
Tonbo
Great!
Thank you!
That's amazing.
It's a city, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I feel like Mr. Croquette only once.
It's annoying!
Well, let's get started!
"You and the Staircase," next is...
It seems that he wants to sing "Downtown"'s "American Exit"!
♪ I can't drink, I can't drink, I can't drink ♪
Ayabe is fine, though.
Hello!
I'm Shurila Nate. Nice to meet you.
I'm Shurila Nate.
I'm Sanji.
You speak Japanese very well.
You are a big fan of Downtown Japan.
Were you in middle school?
Yes, I was in middle school.
What motivated you?
I had a Japanese class and I'm the only one in the country.
My otaku friends introduced me to Yumi Hamasaki and Japanese culture.
One of them is "Don't Laugh" by Downtown Japan.
It's a student version.
When he was in middle school, he fell in love with "Don't Laugh" by Downtown Japan.
Since then, he has been watching Downtown Japan's videos on the Internet like every day.
Shurila Nate said that Downtown Japan's "Don't Laugh" will definitely be popular in the U.S.
Why don't you go to the U.S.?
I don't know what you mean.
Downtown Japan's "Don't Laugh" is a genius.
Even if you don't know Japanese, you can understand it and it will definitely be popular in the U.S.
But we can't speak English.
It's totally fine.
For example, "Don't Laugh" is funny.
But if you laugh, you will be punished.
Why? I don't know. It's funny.
Or "Silent Library" for example.
There aren't many ideas like that in the U.S.
I think it will be very innovative and popular.
Nate graduated from a university that is proud of being one of the top three universities in the U.S.
He is doing marketing work using that power.
I see.
Nate calculated how popular it would be if Downtown Japan went to the U.S.
This is serious marketing.
No, no, no.
Really?
Yes.
Are you serious?
No, no, no. That's not true.
A marketing expert calculated how much Downtown would make if it went to the U.S.
Can I keep it?
So, Nate will show us how much Downtown's overseas expansion plan made by Nate would make.
It's an old picture!
Oh, it's true!
It's like Hanawa-san's "escape from Japan" picture.
That's an N.S.T. picture!
Those two posted it on Gansho!
It's divided into three simple stages.
First is YouTube.
When I watch YouTube, Downtown's videos are uploaded on their own.
Subtitles are translated on their own and you can watch them in English.
I see.
It's a shame that we don't have an official YouTube channel.
We'd like you to try out YouTube.
The revenue is almost 30 million yen.
That's right.
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen was really popular recently.
If it was that popular, it would make this much money.
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen?
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen or Downtown's videos aren't interesting at all.
So, if you upload various videos from time to time, you'll make money.
Wow!
That's how popular it is on YouTube.
Next is Netflix.
Netflix is more popular in the U.S.
Is it 6 billion?
Yes.
The third stage is...
TV.
It's not just regular TV.
It's the summer that you're all used to.
The summer in the U.S. isn't very popular.
In the U.S., there's no white people and there's almost no competition.
There's nothing to compete with.
For example, imagine this.
Siwa and other football players.
Don't Laugh!
Wow!
I want to see "Don't Laugh!" and "Trump!"
It's very interesting.
"Don't Laugh!" and "Trump!"
So, in total...
Yes.
Wow!
That's all.
I calculated it in a modest way, so it doesn't exceed at all.
I want to take it to Yoshimoto.
We don't know much about "Don't Laugh!" and "Trump!",
but it's a shame that "Don't Laugh!" and "Trump!" only exists in Japan.
It's a shame.
I want my family and friends to know about it.
Excuse me, but what should we do?
What should we do?
No, no, no.
No, I'm serious.
You know what?
Ayabe will leave in April,
and Dantan will leave in March.
Hahaha!
After this, there will be a serious announcement from the program!
The broadcast so far has been provided by the sponsors you see.
Next week's "Downtown Town" is a total calculation of this year!
The moment when a popular person makes you shut up will be broadcast in series!
Why is that?
Furthermore, "Downtown Town" will move from January next year to Friday at 9:55 pm!
Don't miss it even if the time changes!