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Mr. Katsuo, it's your second round.
By the way, Mr. Butcher greeted me politely.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Mr. Katsuo, stop it!
This program is sponsored by...
Mr. Butcher greeted me politely, too.
In the second round, each agency will have one person.
Tonight, six entertainment agencies will compete against each other.
The first entertainment agency is Yoshimoto Industry, which has about 6,000 members.
I call Yoshimoto Industry "five minutes".
"Five minutes"? Who is "five minutes"?
Yoshimoto Industry and Kansai's two biggest production companies, Showa-chika Entertainment.
And the woman who hears that voice is done for.
And they seduce the TV community and release a lot of "ponkotsu" entertainers.
Many popular Tokyo entertainers belong to them.
They are all real-life entertainers.
They are all production entertainers.
It's not a circus school, is it?
The entertainment playback factory that makes you dig up ruins from the beginning.
Sony Music Artists!
A group of super popular characters.
Sony Music Artists!
Laugh!
Last week, the agency's appeal battle was held for 100 college students aiming to become entertainment entertainers.
As a result, the most popular candidates were Yoshimoto Industry and Sony Music Artists!
The reunion of Sony Music Artists!
This week's battle is between the entertainers representing each agency.
Which agency will win?
On top of that, the entertainers who caused a huge movement
made their best reunion at the time.
The reunion was...
No, no, no.
They are the people we should love in our agency!
Let's hear how they are doing.
First of all...
The people we should love in Shochiku Entertainment.
Yes.
Shochiku Entertainment has won over 300 times.
Kurokawa-senpai.
That's right.
Kurokawa-senpai is now the leader of Shochiku Entertainment.
Kurokawa-senpai is one of the seniors who support Shochiku Entertainment.
But Kurokawa-senpai has a bit of a hard wallet.
There is such a part.
I have a YouTube project where I borrow money from seniors.
Even if I say that I am a senior entertainer and I don't have much money,
they lend me about 10,000 yen or 100,000 yen.
Kurokawa-senpai really lends me a lot of money.
That's possible.
When I said "No, no, it's impossible",
he said "Then it's zero yen".
When I said "Kurokawa-san, this was a project, thank you very much",
he said "A project? Then lend me 960,000 yen".
960,000 yen!
There is such a clever person.
There is such a senior Kurokawa-senpai.
That's TKO's Kinoshita-san.
Is it okay?
It's unexpected.
Is it unexpected?
It's not unexpected.
It's unexpected.
It might be unexpected.
Kinoshita-san brought his juniors and said "Let's go eat".
They said "I'm starving".
They went and ate.
Tsurutontan-san went to an udon restaurant and said "Let's go eat".
Kinoshita-san said "Let's order three bowls of udon".
Out of the nine people in the restaurant, he only ordered three bowls of udon.
He said "Let's go eat", but he was angry.
What is that?
It's amazing.
The bowl is big, so you think you can eat it?
You can eat it like this.
What's going on in Hamaguchi?
There is a reason for Kinoshita-kun.
Kinoshita-kun is free up to three bowls of udon.
Yes.
So, other people can eat two bowls of the same thing.
You can't do that.
It's amazing.
When Kurotan said it, you said "get out of the way" and Kinoshiko stepped on your face.
That's bad, isn't it?
You're a senior I should love.
I don't love you at all.
Which one do you really love?
I went to Okonomiyaki restaurant with eight men and there were only two Okonomiyaki they ordered for me.
That's bad.
You're a senior I should love.
You can't do that.
Two Okonomiyaki for one person?
If you cut it crosswise, you can eat two Okonomiyaki for one person.
You're a senior I should love.
I'm starving.
It's like a festival.
Hamabuchi-san who is sitting next to me is like that, too.
He used to be in charge of Unit Contribe when he was young.
He took about 30 juniors with him and said "let's go eat, let's go eat ramen".
That's cool, isn't it?
But he treated everyone with a free card for the restaurant.
The person at the restaurant said he was scared.
Do you use that card with this number of people?
I'd like to ask you. I really want to go with 30 people.
I asked you if you could use it, and you said you could use it.
But I used it.
You said you could use it!
It's not a good word.
It's definitely not a good word.
Now, let's move on to the next one!
Now, who is the person who should be loved by a stone entertainer?
It's not so far away.
It's a piece of shit monster, Tomoshige!
Tomoshige!
As for women...
Their eyes change a little.
What?
It's been popular recently.
Recently, when I went out for a snack together...
At first, Tsukuya and Rina said, "I'm an entertainer."
While biting.
While biting, they said it from above.
I'm an entertainer.
Not at all.
They said it from above in a hurry.
I'm sorry, ladies. I don't know you.
What? You don't know me?
They acted like a regular student.
It's still early.
But it's quite common.
It's too much.
Tomochan! Tomochan!
Tomochan!
Calm down.
If you don't calm down, Shiba-kun will get mad at you.
It's too much.
Shiba?
I've been dating for many years.
I forgot my partner's name.
I forgot.
With my eyes wide open.
Shiba?
I said.
Shiba?
I'm Shiba-kun!
From Shiba's point of view, how is it?
I'm a little worried.
From a woman's point of view...
I like it more than I like it.
I see.
Do you only think about that during recording?
I don't have any plans during recording.
Of course, I don't have any plans.
I want to say "endure" but I end up saying "endure".
It's meaningless.
It's too much.
It was like a show race in the preliminary round.
I was disqualified.
I'm sorry.
Tomoshige-san, it's really dangerous.
There was a time when we ate together.
Yes.
My phone was waiting for me.
It's a kissing scene of an anime character.
Tomoshige-san saw me kissing him.
Suddenly, my eyes became wide open.
Ainapu, are you dissatisfied?
Wow, it feels good.
Why?
It feels good.
I said "wow".
Tomoshige-san's eyes were open until then.
From then on, he looked at my boobs and started talking.
But our eyes didn't meet for a long time.
I want you to calm down because you're married.
I'm married.
What kind of person is he?
No, no, no.
That's also not good.
No, no, no.
That's also not good.
No, no, no.
What kind of person is he?
I heard that the one with strong voice actor skills will sell.
Who?
Who did you hear?
Downtowner.
What?
Downtowner?
That's not good.
A person with strong voice actor skills is better.
Is that why you're raising your voice actor skills?
No, no, no, no.
Is that the soul dance of Komekome Club?
No, no, no.
I heard that you'll become popular if you become interesting.
That's why you became popular.
I'm happy that you finally sold.
I don't think you're better than I thought.
That's not good.
But I don't think you're better than I thought.
That's not good.
You look like him a little.
Do you know him?
Do you know what kind of person he is?
I heard it from my acquaintance.
I was meeting Tomoshige-kun in the city.
It was a hot summer day.
I said, "Tomoshige-kun, you're here."
He was wearing a down jacket.
He was sweating a lot.
I said, "Tomoshige-kun, what are you doing?"
He said, "It's snowing tomorrow on the TV I watched yesterday, so I'm wearing a down jacket."
I heard it a lot.
I saw the TV you shot in the winter and saw the weather forecast for the next day.
I heard you saw it and came here.
What?
Is it true?
It's hot when you go out, isn't it?
But it was said like that, so I thought it would be better to do it.
It was said like that?
Well...
Ah...
Shampoo?
It looks like you took a bath.
I see!
Let's go! Here is the next one!
Yes! Yoshimoto Industry's "Lovely People"!
Yes, here it is!
A scary feeling suddenly appears in the theater!
Matsumoto is dead!
This is it!
Earlier, this Matsumoto-san is...
More than ever, his treatment of God is too great...
Various rumors have spread in the theater...
For a while, on the second floor of this Ion Mall theater in Makuhari...
There were rumors that Matsumoto-san came to see Matsumoto-san...
There's no way that's true!
There's no way...
But since then, everyone has started doing manzai because they think Matsumoto-san is watching...
He has become like a God...
Has there really been a case of Makuhari Ion Mall coming to see you?
No, there hasn't been!
Have you been there once?
No, how many times?
No, but there may have been one or two times!
Scary!
There's also Luminem, right?
There's also Luminem!
Is it because you saw it on the second floor?
If you don't like it, it's okay...
There are rumors that you laughed a lot at Oedius Oda-san...
That's not true!
That's good!
Matsumoto-san, you know Nomini, right?
Yes, I've been there a few times...
Actually, Matsumoto-san, you have a lot of body touches...
In the elevator, I got on quite vigorously...
Then, behind me, Matsumoto-san came like this...
Like this...
With a feeling of "what a nice body"...
He touched me like this...
His hands were already thick and hot...
And because of that, they became sticky...
They became sticky...
He touched me...
It's the same, right?
Yes, yes, yes...
He's a business talent.
Morita, do you have something to say?
When I ate with Matsumoto-san for the first time...
He took me to a bar for the second time.
In the middle of the bar, my daughter called me on the TV.
She talked to me in a sweet voice.
I don't know what to think of it.
Somehow I can hear my daughter's voice.
My daughter asked me, "Dad, what do you think I was doing today?"
Matsumoto-san said, "What were you doing?"
Such a strong person ignores his daughter's big cut.
It's a big cut!
I can't answer at all.
What? It's disgusting!
I remember that.
Suddenly, he says his dad's big cut.
Horabishi! I want to confirm one thing.
When downtown was in Osaka, there was a manager named Nitta.
He often appeared in programs.
I asked him.
When downtown went to Tokyo, Matsumoto-san took care of Nitta-san.
He gave Nitta-san a downtown card.
This is a card you can use whenever you like.
Give it to me.
Three years later, Nitta-san opened a theater in Nagoya.
He became the manager of the theater.
He called Matsumoto-san and said, "It may not be possible, but please let me use the card."
Matsumoto-san said, "Sure."
Matsumoto-san changed his schedule and came to Kokera Otoshi.
Matsumoto-san was very excited.
Is it true?
Have you heard of it?
It's true.
However, it wasn't very exciting.
No way!
Don't say it!
Nitta-san said, "You don't have to do anything."
Did you come wearing a mask?
He kept talking.
Did you come wearing a mask?
Yes, yes.
That's a lot.
But I don't know why you're wearing a mask.
I don't like it very much.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
They are the people we love in our agency!
They are in every agency.
Yes, that's right.
The people we love in our agency will compete against each other here.
Who is the most interesting person for a remote college student?
The first competition is this!
We will compete with fossil fuels.
The representative of our agency is our senior, Mr. Katuf.
Mr. Katuf!
I don't know if you are familiar with him.
Yes!
He has been in the industry for 25 years.
25 years!
He has a lot of characters.
He has a lot of stories.
I'm looking forward to it.
What about you, Nasuda?
Our senior, Mr. Shinomiya of Ojii Osborne...
Mr. Shinomiya!
Is it over?
It's almost over.
The sad news of our agency following the investment is over.
It's a bit sad.
Mr. Ojii Osborne is a righteous manzai artist.
Mr. Shinomiya has fought against Haranishi at an event as a gagger.
It's amazing that he fought against Haranishi.
There were a lot of stories.
Yes, it was surprising.
There are 1,000 gag stories about Haranishi.
How many stories about Haranishi do you have?
One.
You are different.
You are the same age as Ryusanji.
Haranishi fought against Yoshimoto of course.
Ryusanji!
It's amazing.
Isn't it amazing?
If Haranishi won, it would be an honor.
It's amazing.
If Haranishi won, it would be an honor.
He is a righteous man.
Let's fight against these three.
Please come out, gaggers!
So that's how it is.
Yes, thank you.
By the way, Shiromiya, what do you think of the activity of "Ikigomi"?
"Ikigomi"?
Yes.
Yes, I cut carrots, and put in fried tofu, and put in rice, and put in soup stock...
Ah, this is "Ikigomi", so it's "Takikomi"~!
Yes!
Good afternoon, everyone! Nice to meet you!
Who's laughing?!
At a time like this?!
What's going on?!
Isn't there something mixed up?!
Excuse me!
Oh, sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
I think you're aiming for me, but suddenly you're laughing at me!
You scared me!
It's not funny at all!
It's not decided yet!
Lastly, Mr. Hara!
Yes! Nice to meet you!
Out of these three, who's the funniest?
I'll go with "Tasuketsu".
"Tasuketsu"?!
There it is!
"Tasuketsu"!
That's a great challenge!
Now, let's get started with the gag battle!
Start!
It's not a goal!
Who doesn't react at all to Suika?
Appearing from the second note, it's Catherine!
She's old.
Love love rock-paper-scissors!
At first, hug her tight!
That's right!
The one who doesn't laugh is Ogenko!
Ogenko!
Now, let's cut to business!
She's strong!
Hello! I'm Getter Z!
Appearing from the second note, it's Catherine!
That's right!
Hello, baby!
I'm your mama!
Appearing from the second note, it's Ogenko!
She's good!
Impersonation of Ikiyoi!
I am...
Bill Gates!
I'm Ikiyoi!
Hello! I'm Horan Chiaki!
I'm Ikiyoi!
Let me play with you!
What should I make with this glue gun?
My right hand is a pair of glue guns and my left hand is glue!
Mama bottle!
Sky tree!
Ogenko!
This is not Satan!
What is it?!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
It's over!
Who? Who?
Kataoka caught it.
Rakugo!
Chaka-chan-gin-chan-gin-chan-gin-den-den!
Let's talk about stupid things every time, Iseki.
I heard you built a house next door.
Shut up!
Rakugo! Rakugo! Rakugo!
Yes, thank you very much!
That was great!
You're welcome!
That was wonderful, Shinomiya-san!
But I think you were a little lucky, so could you apologize for me?
Yes, I think you should apologize.
Really...
Sunma-ichi...
Wait, wait, wait...
Sunma-ni...
You made a mistake.
Sunma-san...
I made a mistake.
Sunma-yon...
Sunma-go...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
Sunma-goman...
I went too far!
Sorry about that.
Go, go, just now.
Sorry, well, I just felt like this.
I'm very sorry.
Right after I got off my ride, "Are you kidding me?!"
You're a fool!
I'm a fool!
It's like Tsurutaro-san is slipping.
It's like the election is over.
The result of the poll is...
This one!
In his 25 years of career, he said "for the first time in his life, I'm going to the finals!"
It's a result chosen by a college student.
It'd be great if we could go for a drink.
By the way, there's been news that Shinomiya is disbanding this year.
That's right.
I've been doing this for 23 years, but I haven't been motivated for comedy.
I'm going to disband.
Can I say something?
What is it?
Put me in downtown!
I'm disbanded!
The B Block Final is broadcasted live!
Go! Go!
Wait a minute! What's wrong?
When did you become like this?
After this, we have a movement comedian representing the agency, Oboe Studio!
Let's move on. Next up is...
Now, who is Sony's favorite person?
He's a famous comedian who made comedy.
Our agency is a music agency, too.
When we started comedy, it was quite popular in the agency.
At that time, our agency was the first to sell comedians.
If comedians had gone, comedy would have disappeared in two or three years.
Then there would be no Hollywood Dagosho or Piking.
When I think about it, I think it's amazing.
He's the center of attention.
There was a time when I thought it was amazing.
When I was called to be a comedian in a business,
I can't think of it now, but I forgot all my costumes and makeup at the scene.
I forgot it.
That's terrible.
I've said it dozens of times and hundreds of times.
I forgot it all and went to the scene.
I can't do it.
The manager was in a hurry and said, "We have to do something about it."
I went to a nearby Don Quijote and served a similar kind of rice pudding.
I managed to do it all.
Did you do it all?
Yes.
The audience didn't notice it was a fake.
This?
I don't know.
You're good at dancing.
I was with him when he was doing business.
When he forgot, he didn't say "Damn it!"
He didn't say it.
He kept saying "What should I do?"
What about you, Ewatani?
There was a thing called "chuck voice".
Koume Dairu got first place without Utada Hikaru.
That's why you rebuilt Sony.
If it wasn't for that, you wouldn't have been able to do it.
Let's bring out Koume Dairu!
Here he is!
He's here!
I forgot to bring it with me.
(Singing, not dancing)
I thought it was a lavahammeron, but…
It was a parking lot.
Is there such a thing?
It's a private show.
It's not a private show.
Don't look at it.
What song is it?
It doesn't matter.
I want you to explain it.
I thought it was a rainy day.
It was "tomato", "performance", "kerolin", and "punch".
I won!
I know. I know.
I have to do it.
I can't laugh.
But you laughed because of this.
That's right.
You laughed.
I'm glad you said that.
In 2004, my agency started a comedy company.
After that, in 2005, I joined your agency and had a break for the first time.
I'm glad you said that.
You're back.
You're back to the beginning.
I guess so.
You made about 4 million yen a month, didn't you?
A month?
At that time, I made about 400 million yen a month.
You made 2 million yen a month in sales, didn't you?
No, I made several million yen a month.
You should be excited!
Excited?
You should be excited!
I see.
But I thought you made 2 million yen a month.
What did you do?
I thought you made 2 million yen a month.
It's a wild potato rice bowl.
It's worth more than 2 million yen.
You can say anything you like.
Fujino, do you have anything you want to say?
As you can see from the story I just told you, it's crazy.
I used to tell you stories you can still understand.
For example, I thought I was in a open-air bath, but it was just a pond.
Why is it so crazy?
It's like you can say anything you like, but why is it like that?
I thought it was a melon, but it was a parking lot.
It was a parking lot.
It's in the story.
I thought I was holding a princess, but it was a goldfish.
I don't know why.
The words are different.
I thought it was a rocket.
I think it's better than a rocket diving.
It's crazy.
I thought I was holding a princess, but it was a goldfish.
It doesn't make sense.
I thought I was holding a princess, but it was a goldfish.
The goldfish looked like a girl, so I changed it to a goldfish.
It makes sense.
Really?
Does it make sense?
I'm sorry.
You've been saying "raw ham and lemon" for a while now.
It doesn't matter.
As expected of you!
Matsumura was really angry.
Here comes Dandy!
It's obvious that he's in a great mood!
Let's move on.
Next up is this!
San Music's beloved talent!
It's Dandy who saved the company's laughing stock!
This is exactly like what happened with Sony.
We launched a laughing stock in our joint office and did it.
But we didn't get paid at all.
And Mr. Butcher was working at a bread factory in Shinagawa.
But when we didn't know what to do,
Dandy Sakano got caught in a commercial for Kiyoshi Matsumoto.
And that's when it broke.
And our managers held pipes at the TV station.
If it weren't for Dandy Sakano, we wouldn't be in the laughing stock.
And none of the other people would be here.
That's amazing, Dandy.
San Music has a laughing stock called "Get".
And we heard that it comes from Dandy Sakano's "Gets".
Even if we're all at a party or something,
we'd come by bike, bring money and alcohol, and go home.
You'd come by bike?
He's a really nice and kind senior.
Let's bring in Dandy Sakano!
Thank you so much!
Hi, it's been a while, Deluxe!
Nice brief!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you so much!
I'm Dandy, 7 years old and I wake up early.
Thank you so much!
Dandy, your wife told you to vacuum your room the other day.
If you vacuum it again, it's still dirty, so vacuum it again.
I finally got an "OK" for the third time.
This is my third time vacuuming.
Get!
Nice to meet you.
Thanks to you, we were able to see your comedy performance.
Yes, we were able to see it.
When we entered the venue, there was no one there.
Then, during the comedy performance,
Mr. Kiyoshi Matsumoto's staff came and made a commercial for us.
We thought it would be nice if we could give him a point card.
Then, we broke up with him.
I see.
That was amazing.
What was your original costume like?
Mr. Kiyoshi Matsumoto's obise was yellow.
Yes, it was yellow.
This one is also yellow.
Mr. Kiyoshi Matsumoto's "Gaki no Tsukai" was very popular.
Yes, it was very popular.
There is a shadow of it.
Yes, yes, yes.
This commercial was a huge hit.
From children to adults, there was a fever.
I see.
That was 19 years ago.
Yes.
Certainly, certainly.
But, as you said earlier, you are short, aren't you?
Why am I short?
Especially for the younger generation, if I were to be a little arrogant,
wouldn't you hate it if you were told not to say bad things about me because I am gay like you?
It's exactly as I thought it would be.
You didn't betray me.
I didn't betray you.
That's right.
Morita!
Yes?
Do you have anything?
Dandy's highest monthly income at the time.
Yes.
I made you guess it on my own.
I see.
Yes.
His sales amounted to 300,000 yen x 300,000 yen = 30 million yen.
There were two commercials at the time.
The sales amounted to 50 million yen x 10 million yen = 11 million yen.
Chuck Boyce was number one for 11 months in a row.
His sales amounted to 10 million yen.
His annual income was 70 million yen.
His monthly income was about 6 million yen.
You did it!
At the time!
You did it!
There were two commercials at the time.
Now, I have 16 commercials.
Wow!
You are number one in your agency.
Dandy's sales amounted to the highest number of commercials.
Webcommercials.
Yes, webcommercials.
You are number one in your agency in terms of commercial contracts.
Wow!
That's good.
I think his monthly income hasn't changed much.
I see.
I expect it.
As I said earlier, I did a lot of commercials.
At the time, I focused on TV.
Now, I do sales and commercials.
So, my income hasn't changed much.
I see.
Your income hasn't decreased much.
Yes, it has.
So, when you say "gets", I think you are saying "gets" from the bottom of your heart.
It's better to say "gets" than "gets".
Here, Natsu Ando criticizes Dandy, who is loved by many people, for not being respected by his seniors.
I respect Dandy a lot.
And, of course, I respect Takeyama as well.
But, Wild Sugi-chan, who said "I like you" to Sugi-chan in our agency,
was pranking Sugi-chan at her house.
Sugi-chan said, "I ride a motorcycle. Can you ride it for me?"
And then, Sugi-chan was pranked many times.
She said, "Can you treat me to a meal?"
She said, "Can you level up the game for me?"
It's terrible.
It took a lot of time for Sugi-chan to work.
But, Sugi-chan hasn't been treated even once.
It's terrible.
I don't agree with it.
Now, let's have Sugi-chan appear.
It's terrible.
It's so hard to watch from this awful situation.
It's terrible.
It's not a good thing.
I've been doing that lately.
Yeah.
I can't help my pants falling down.
So I'm wearing suspenders today.
But it still falls down.
I'm wearing suspenders like this.
Because I'm wearing pants.
I'm eating up my pants.
Your pants are too skin-colored.
What do you mean?
I can only see the line.
I can't change the color.
The color is like a belt.
It's a waste of time.
I didn't know that.
It's wild, isn't it?
It's a strange way of saying it.
It's a misunderstanding.
Natsu just said it.
It's terrible.
It's terrible?
No.
I was at the same concert the other day.
And I took a lot of miso soup with oden.
I gave it to everyone.
Why?
Because I had a lot of oden soup at home.
And I gave it to young people.
And in the summer, I gave out about ten bags of oden.
Even if you give me ten bags of oden, I don't eat oden in the summer.
And the expiration date was mid-August.
I don't make oden in mid-August.
I don't need it.
It doesn't matter if you give me oden in the past or not.
It must have been very popular at that time.
And I heard you gave out a lot of oden every week.
How much did you give me?
Why do you ask me that?
How much did you give me?
Everyone says it.
That's fine.
That's four digits.
Four digits?
How much did you give me?
10 million yen.
Do you like me?
Why did you give me so much money?
When you took me out for a ride,
when you took me out for a ride on your bike,
it ended at about eight o'clock.
At night?
Yes.
I was thinking of going out for a meal at about seven o'clock,
but you went out at eight o'clock?
It was a joke.
Sugi-chan.
Yes.
Don't talk about delicious things.
I'm angry.
After this, it's a gag showdown.
A strong comedian will appear.
Let's go.
The next showdown is...
Yes.
Shinichi Sanma.
Hello.
Shinichi Sanma.
Hello.
Shinichi doesn't have any image of being a gagger,
but he's young.
He's a gagger.
He's good at "dajare".
It's a genre called "daja".
I'd like you to pay attention to this.
This is "jumping" of "zigzag jiggy".
He's a fascinating man.
It's "zigzag".
"Zigzag jiggy" is another agency.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I want you to pay attention to "Zigzag jump" of "Zinriki".
"Nuts" and "Sun Music" are...
A combination of a man and a woman called "Pompopo" which has recently been introduced.
And "Hitomimaru Takagi" which is also characteristic.
Their jokes are also interesting, so please watch it.
"Zagoshi", "Sonyi" is...
"Masanori" of "Nisshi Goi".
Watch his energetic jokes.
I want you to do your best.
Thank you.
Now, let's watch the jokes that appeared in "TOUCH".
So far...
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"Zigzag jump" of "Zinriki" is...
"Nuts" and "Sun Music" is...
"Masanori Takagi" which has recently been introduced.
And "Hitomimaru Takagi" which is characteristic.
Watch it.
"Zagoshi", "Sonyi" is...
"Masanori Takagi" is...
"Nuts" and "Sun Music" is...
"Masanori Takagi" is...
"Zigzag jump" of "Zinriki".
Watch it.
Go ahead and do it like you always do.
I've never seen you get hit like you do.
Go ahead and do it.
What's up?
You're doing it now, but you're always doing it on the day of the shoes.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What's your last name, old man?
Hitomimaru.
Go ahead and do it.
Cute.
How are you doing?
I'm doing my best.
Hello.
I've opened my mouth.
What?
Are you okay?
I'm okay now.
Are you okay by yourself?
I've tightened my shoelaces and opened my mouth.
As we did earlier, we'll do it in turns.
Go ahead and do it.
Rindobaku without money.
Right now.
Give me.
Wow wow.
The winner is...
The mustache and side hair are similar, but the taste is different.
Everything is different.
It's not similar.
Please sum up "child's play" in five seconds.
- Are you worried about your jump? - Yes.
The strongest excuse for being late.
Huh? The train is late.
- Yes, I'm late. - Here we go.
- Is it a gag? - Because you're late.
If you eat fugu without taking poison out, you'll die.
- Awesome. - It's easy to understand.
- "Chucky's three-minute cooking." - "Chucky," right?
- The last one! - Well, well.
Good job, Changusoku.
"Changusoku" is so nostalgic.
The grass is growing.
Chucky's three-minute cooking.
"Chucky," right?
- It's not similar. - "Chucky," right?
"Seven," "seven," "seven," "seven!"
Add up all of them and you get 26.
You get 28!
(music)
It's amazing!
It's almost done, isn't it?
It's done!
Namazu of Tone River!
I don't know!
Tone River! Tone River!
Why is it Tone River?
Tone River!
Oh, it's open!
I don't know for sure, but...
Thank you very much!
I wonder what will happen!
What about you, Jack?
Which one? Which one is it?
Huh? You mean it's not me?
Well...
I don't know...
Can I do a "Which one is it?" roulette?
Oh!
Which one did you win?
Which one should I choose?
Matsuzaka and Ori's "Yuto" and Ori's "Tone River" are cute!
You're right! They're cute!
You're really...
It's a little old-fashioned!
It's an important song!
You surprised me!
Don't be surprised by what you've won!
It's funny!
It's a low-key song!
What about you, Hitomiwaru?
I'm worried that my voice is being conveyed to college students!
Oh, you're right!
Oh, my voice is sleepy!
What's going on?
You're making a serious face!
How was it?
I think you could hear my scream of my soul!
I see!
Even my big brother!
What?
What did you say?
Well...
Even my big brother!
Even my big brother?
Even if you listen carefully, you can't tell!
Well...
Sometimes you know...
You know...
It's my first time doing this.
Mazuro-san, what do you think of the three of them?
Not at all different.
The results just now were also a little strange.
I have no idea what will happen.
Here are the university students' voting results!
The final winner is...
Hasebe!
Here are the students' comments!
- Monitor! - Yes!
- For Jump-san... - Yes?
Why are you always so proud of yourself?
- That's amazing! - Isn't it amazing?
- Because you're a professional! - For Hasega-san...
If you're older than your own father and you're working hard, you'll want to support him.
That's right!
- That's how it is! - That's how it is!
And so, the final winner is...
Katoo vs. Nishikigoi Hasegawa!
Who will win?!
Masumoto-san, what do you think?
I really can't predict it at all, but...
Both of you, good luck, rat!
- Thank you! - But...
- Sorry.
- I'm really sorry.
You don't have to apologize like that.
- You don't have to apologize like that. - It's okay!
- You're still apologizing! - No, I'm not!
- You don't have to apologize like that! - It doesn't matter!
- Who's the loser doesn't matter! - It's a mess!
Let's go!
Final gag battle!
Start!
Okay, let's go!
Quick words!
"Namamugui Namamugui Namahadaka Matsuri" is on for the second day!
Until the end of August!
It's a big deal!
- Big... - Big deal!
- Big deal!
- Kiiiin! - It's out.
- It's an ear ringing! - Take me to a hospital!
- Big deal!
- What? - Congratulations, Taiyaki-kun!
- Yaki-yaki! From a fast talking person!
- In episode 2, Niwa Niwa-tori will have his CD debut! Congratulations!
- Yaki-yaki!
- What are you talking about?
- He's laughing.
- Caramel is a silver road!
- Die! Die!
- Congratulations, Taiyaki-kun!
- Yaki-yaki!
- He's not into it! - From a fast talking person!
- His bus exploded with gas, but he's not injured! Congratulations!
- Yaki-yaki!
- Big deal! - Big deal!
- Tom Cruise is rich!
- Everyone knows! Everyone knows!
- Big deal! - Big deal!
- Congratulations!
- Why did you do that?
- I was going to change my mind, but I shouldn't have brought him here. I should have brought Catherine Mercury.
- Catherine Mercury? - I don't know her.
- By the way, if Freddie Mercury becomes a convenience store manager, you should fire him.
- Who is that? - Who is that?
- There's no bread in the shelf in the store!
- What should I do in a situation like this? Write bread that's not enough for this paper!
- Keep writing bread!
"Dondon pie"?
"Dondon pie", "dondon pie", "dondon pie", this is order!
Excuse me!
Now, it's a gag battle!
It seems like we have the result.
The winner is...
Sayuri Hase!
The winner is...
Don't say it like that!
I don't know!
What's the result?
But you know what?
In the end, you will get the real "Ogenko"
That's how it is, isn't it, Kraut?
Sayuri Hase!
Don't say it like that!
What's with you?
Really, the studio's curry is bad!
This time's delux is full of sound holes!
Let's talk about raw TV song conditions!
It was totally a live broadcast made up story.
The viewership quality is worse than Fuji TV, and the TV is lower than TV Tokyo, TVS, welcome to...
There really wasn't anything bad.
On top of that, he heats up in a live-commentary battle!
A head-on knockout!
He's got it! He's got it!
Look forward to next week!
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