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Deluxe is a group of gossip entertainers.
Mr. Tanaka is the first human being who has no interest in others.
I had a one-night stand with him.
One day, downtown will be a mess.
I'll do it with all my might.
Mr. Tanaka of "Bakusho Kazun" is a host of "Kenmin Show" and "Bakusho Kazun" is a junior entertainer of "Village Face".
I'm from an agency called "titan".
"Bakusho Problem" and Mr. Tanaka are at the top of "titan".
I think all three of them are crazy.
All three of them are weird.
I think they have a miraculous balance.
Mr. Tanaka is one of them.
Is it true?
Yes.
Common people make fun of Mr. Tanaka in "Kenmin Show" and say he is a decent human being.
But Mr. Tanaka is not like that at all.
Mr. Tanaka makes fun of Mr. Tanaka in "Prefectural Show".
Mr. Tanaka is the first human being who has no interest in others.
When we talk, our eyes look like beads.
All of our eyes are black and we look like watermelons.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter at all.
Once we won the final in a manzai competition.
Mr. Tanaka said "I don't know about "westland"".
Mr. Tanaka said "we are your juniors. Good luck with "westland"".
Mr. Tanaka said "we don't know about "westland"".
Mr. Tanaka said "I don't have any interest in it, either".
Mr. Tanaka said "we don't have any interest in it, either".
Mr. Ota won the first week and Mr. Tanaka won the second week.
Mr. Tanaka's "westland" is really boring.
Please make you pay attention to it.
Mr. Tanaka's "westland" is really boring.
Mr. Tanaka asked Mr. Ota "how about you host this show?"
Mr. Tanaka answered "just look at the screen".
Mr. Tanaka asked "just look at the screen".
Mr. Tanaka behaved like that for 30 minutes.
At last, Mr. Ota asked me about the story of "Bakushou Mondain"
Mr. Ota asked me about the story of "Bakushou Mondain"
No, then if we line up the tapes the cameraman has taken so far, it's more than this, isn't it?
And the show ended like that.
It's not like we're trying to liven up the show.
It's better than Ohta-san's show.
Tonight's "Deluxe" is full of gossip entertainers.
Rumors, gossip, bad words...
What kind of stories will pop up?
Well, Morita...
Yes, yes.
He's been appearing in the show for a while now.
And he's been doing a lot of things.
I never thought that corner would come all the way to the main show.
Really?
It's true.
No, it's true.
No, it's...
Morita spread it out.
That's right.
But...
Is it like that for everyone?
It's a gossip show everyone can enjoy.
That's right.
Is it true?
Of course it is.
First, we'll collect information from the gossip entertainers.
Human veins, social media, junior entertainers...
It's obvious that they have surprising ways of doing things.
Morita, how do you collect information?
Well, first of all...
The staff is usually connected with the reporters.
The staff of the show.
And there's often a drinking party.
I'll drink with the reporters.
Morita-kun, will you come?
They say things like that and I go.
It's a different taste.
And the reporters...
Really...
How do I say it?
Well, sometimes they give me their gossip.
But you know how gossip goes to the agency?
And when it's at the agency, sometimes the agency erases it.
And when they erase it, it doesn't come out for the rest of my life.
So I get stuff that doesn't come out for the rest of my life.
Like what?
That's too much.
Where do you go and say stuff like that?
Surprisingly, what I collect is...
Roppongi's Renoir.
What's that?
It's a bit deep.
It's deep.
That's right.
A coffee shop?
"Roppongi's Renoir" is...
In "Roppongi's Renoir," like I said before, there are a lot of "oneechans" or "oneesamas" who don't know anything about tea.
And I heard a conversation like that.
A few years ago...
No, the other day, I drank with the home runners of Serie A.
And someone brought me home.
Things like that...
I've been listening to it all the time without even drinking coffee.
You're bad-mannered.
That's amazing!
What about you, Nishida?
For me, it's...
Huh? You bit me.
For me, it's... You bit me.
I'm nervous.
Do your best, Nishida.
I'm so nervous that I can't do anything today.
Why can't you do anything?
"Can't do anything" makes you nervous, doesn't it?
I'm nervous now.
My eyes are twitching.
Nishida, how do you collect?
For me, it's...
I'm doing a project where I reveal LINE messages to fans.
About 2,000 fans are my friends.
Right now, I have 160,000 messages saved.
Wow!
160,000?!
That's right.
From those people, "I drank with this person the other day," or "I had a one-night stand with this person," and people like "net stalkers" will take selfies of this idol and this comedian and say, "Isn't the ceiling the same?"
Oh, I see! I see!
They'll send you an analysis and you'll actually go check it out.
Check it out? Check it out?
You'll go straight to the person and say, "I'm wearing something like this, is it true?" and they'll say, "No, you're not doing any work!"
He's just a reporter.
He's a reporter.
What about you, Shinichi?
Yes, for me, Shinichi Gundan's right arm is called "chicato pride," which is when a comedian gives up on becoming famous and goes into an agency.
He looks like he wants to become really famous!
But he hasn't given up on taking photos.
It's "chicato pride," but...
There's no such thing as "pride," is there?
He infiltrates an artist's drinking party or a comedian's drinking party and I listen to it and get paid for it.
He hasn't become famous at all and everyone seems to talk a lot about him.
Oh, I see.
So I heard one story about a famous artist's home party where about five women come and there's a tent in the house.
In the tent, there's a famous artist and a vocalist who go in and put their jackets on and party with the woman.
But that woman turned out to be a really famous idol.
Seriously, if you say her name, she'll be like, "Huh?"
Who, who, who?
No, say her name.
Alfie.
From here on out, we will be providing sponsors for the show.
If you say her name...
If you say her name, you'll end up drinking with her.
You look like you have a strong desire for sex.
What about you, Minako?
I don't smoke.
But we meet up at the concentration camp.
I see.
I don't smoke, so I go there.
And I gossip about souvenirs.
But I can't get it.
I give it away.
And I have a good one in return.
I have a short and just the right size.
I usually say...
Sugiyama-san, all girls' bars at the Faculty of Arts and Letters are free of charge.
That's what I say.
And you give it to me?
I throw it at you.
And you throw it at me.
What do you give me in return?
It's very cost-effective.
Sugiyama-san, it's very cost-effective.
I've never been in a bar, but I want it to be free of charge.
You're young.
You can do anything.
Here is the gossip we asked you about.
Amazon is behind me.
This picture looks like a bad one.
I didn't want to touch it.
The first gossip is from Shochiku Entertainment.
It's about T.K. Okimoto's unknown internal circumstances.
This is Minami-kun, isn't it?
Yes, it's me.
T.K. Okimoto.
I'm sure of it.
But you said it in this show before T.K. Okimoto happened.
Yes, I said it.
You said you're leaving soon.
What?
You can't say it like that!
I can't say it like that.
You can't say it like that.
But you knew it.
There's something.
Yes, yes.
T.K. Okimoto was shaking.
And T.K. Okimoto was dumped.
I said I can't use this cheering station.
I said I can't.
But there's something.
There's something.
This is it.
He said he's a prophet on the internet.
It looks like it.
What do you think of him now that you've left?
When you think of T.K. Okimoto, he's like our big brother.
Our big brother.
He's like our brother.
Yes, yes.
We love him, but he's our strict senior.
And I became a priest.
I see.
You're not there anymore, right?
I decided the rules.
I had to finish LINE or my juniors first.
I had to finish LINE or my seniors first.
At the end.
I had to say goodbye to my parents three times.
I had a lot of detailed rules.
Did you make those rules?
Yes, yes, yes.
I got rid of all of them.
You got rid of them?
I got rid of them.
You got rid of them?
I don't care if they're my seniors or my juniors.
I don't care what I do.
But I can't produce clothes.
You're just an entrepreneur.
And I can't talk about investment.
I can't talk about investment.
You're an old man.
You're T.K. Okimoto.
I can't do anything.
You're T.K. Okimoto.
In the end, you can't do anything.
What T.K. was doing is prohibited.
It's decided.
Well, I've been saying this for a while now, but it looks like you've been hated by small and medium-sized entertainers.
Of course it will be.
There's an official Twitter account, but you don't mention me at all.
When I appear in programs that entertainers like Downtown Deluxe, Ametotan, and the Ministry of Education want to appear in, you don't announce me at all.
The agency doesn't mention me at all.
Seriously?
Yes.
When I appeared in Ametalk for the first time...
When I appeared in Ametalk for the first time, I posted a picture of you eating soft serve ice cream.
It's ridiculous!
It's ridiculous company!
Who thinks it's funny?
It's not bad.
It's a unique ice cream, isn't it?
Soft serve ice cream.
Yes, it's a unique ice cream.
Can you put it on the table?
Where is it?
I can't see it.
It's not good for your health.
You appeared in Ametalk for the first time, can you put it on the table?
That's right.
Is there anything you want to say?
I'm doing band activities with Yenon Kawatani now.
That's right.
I'm a vocalist and Yenon is a guitarist.
We appear in small live houses in various regions and practice various things.
When we played in Osaka the other day, Yenon Kawatani came to the live house where we played.
She was very nervous.
She was like, "How come such a popular person comes here?"
Even when we were rehearsing, Yenon Kawatani was staring at us like this.
She kept staring at Yenon Kawatani.
After the live show, when it was like a party in the dressing room,
Yenon Kawatani came to me and said, "How are you doing in such a small live house? It's been a while, hasn't it?"
She said that a lot.
But Yenon Kawatani always speaks frankly.
She says things like, "I think this is the most important thing in life," "Small love house, it's really nice," and so on.
Then Yenon Kawatani started to shake her hands.
She said things like, "I didn't like it until we talked about it," and so on.
Yenon Kawatani drank more and more of the liquor she had and said, "Hey, Yenon!"
She said that to Yenon Kawatani.
Everyone was like, "Whoa!"
The staff members were like, "Oh no!"
The clothes Yenon Kawatani was wearing were so luxurious and the fabric was so good that they all fell apart.
It was terrible.
What are you talking about?
It fell apart?
It fell apart!
There's a difference in fabric.
That kind of gossip.
Is it gossip?
But doesn't this make you curious, Mademoiselle?
Yes.
When will you try to defeat Downtown?
This is me, but...
I've heard of it.
I think there's a novel about it, but...
Many decades ago, Downtown was already well-known in Tokyo.
At the same time, Kenji Moriwaki was in a Gatsby commercial.
He was in a trendy drama.
With Gatsby.
With Kenji.
With Kenji!
As you can see, I think you two were making fun of him.
No, no, no!
Really.
No, really.
Seriously.
We're young people!
That's right.
We're young people!
That's a weird way of saying it.
You two were young at the time, so I think you two were making fun of him in the media.
We were making fun of him.
Well, you were making fun of him about your problems.
Well, we were making fun of him about your problems.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Well, that was how Moriaki became a coach in Osaka.
That's how you became a coach in Osaka?
That's a weird way of saying it!
Is that how you became a coach?
I heard about it, too!
And the first thing I did when I returned to Osaka was learn boxing.
I wonder why.
One day, downtown will be in a mess.
With all your might!
You're making fun of him!
I heard about it, too!
That boxing, that you're really into it,
I heard about it, too!
And that's when you started training your body.
My rival?
No, no, no, no, no!
Why would you say that?
Let's do it!
You're making fun of me!
Let's do it!
I'm not making fun of you!
What?
I'm not making fun of you!
But you're a funny kid!
Continue with it!
Were you thinking of this?
You were not thriving at all!
Not at all!
quite honest.
It's you!
Definitely, definitely he is...
It's you!
What did you say on the radio?
Moriaki! Are you listening?!
Hurry up and kill me! Stop it!
You're amazing!
You're saying things I've never said before!
What's with you?!
So, Dane-san...
The story that Ohta-san wrote...
The biggest hit, Ohta Bakushou
The golden entertainers' life and fortune!
Don't put on a show!
This is Date's story, isn't it?
Oh, that's me. I'm the big brother of the agency.
I'm Date-san, but I'm from Miya, which is in the northeast.
I always wear a Rakuten hat wherever I go.
I got a long vacation, so I went on a trip abroad.
When I went on a Guam trip, I heard that Japanese people are licked abroad.
So I wore a New York Yankees hat.
Oh, you scared me!
What do you mean?
You knew it from the beginning, didn't you?
I knew I shouldn't say it.
Don't talk about apparel anymore!
Can I say one more?
That's not what you said!
Can I say one more?
One more!
Let me say one more!
One more!
Let me say one more!
I'm close with Date-san and T.Q.O.
We've been close since we did a show together.
We always wore Bukka44 T-shirts on TV and on set.
Kinoshita's brand, right?
Yes, Kinoshita's brand.
But we don't wear it anymore.
So don't talk about apparel anymore!
Wait! Is it my fault?
Is it my fault?
You always wear it!
You wear it next week, too!
But Kinoshita wears it and sells it at a discount.
Give it back!
8,000 yen plus 4,000 yen.
It's strange, but I'll give it to you for publicity.
I'll give it to those who are selling it, but I'll take it away from those who aren't selling it.
That's how it is today.
It's strange for a celebrity who isn't selling it to give it away.
You didn't have to hide it.
I'm sorry. Believe me. I'm sorry.
What's with you?
Which one of you is it?
It's the night when Kendo Kobayashi had a big accident.
It's rare.
Ken Kobayashi, known for his grace, had a big accident with his junior.
What a bitter ending of a little erotic consultation!
One day, I was invited to go out for a meal.
I was told off in the car going to the store by taxi.
It's for me.
I talked about it with my aunt.
When I do that with a woman, I want to use an adult's toy.
I really wanted to use it.
But I wanted to use it smartly.
When I asked her how I should use it, she said, "Don't put it in brackets!"
She put it in brackets.
In a taxi.
I said, "What?"
She said, "You ask women for things, don't you?"
It's up to the woman to decide whether it's good or bad.
What are you trying to do without embarrassing yourself?
Don't embarrass yourself!
I'm sorry.
But I want to use it.
I said.
Look.
A woman is taking a shower.
In the meantime,
the toy you're holding,
put it on your forehead,
wrap it in a towel,
and tie it up like Yazuhakawa Village.
If the woman who just came out of the shower looks at you and smiles at you,
you win.
Smile?
That's not funny!
Smile is fine!
I was so happy I could cry.
Thank you!
And one day, that happened.
A woman was taking a shower.
I didn't have a number, so I did it in a beetle style.
What style?
Yazuhakawa style.
A woman came out of the shower and said, "Does it feel good?"
She didn't let me do anything.
Turn it around!
Even in Yatsuraka-mura, it's like that.
Even in Japan, it's like that.
Even in Japan, there are girls like you in Japan.
One short one.
Like ten points.
Why do you want to say that?
Do you have something to say?
Yes, and Mr. Ohta wrote that he is a robot created by the president.
What does he do?
First of all, Mr. Ohta is working very hard.
Of course, he is very busy.
Mr. Ohta is working very hard.
Why do you think he is working so hard?
He is working very hard.
That's rude, too.
He is working very hard.
Anyway, he is not free.
The president is his wife.
He is under strict management.
He doesn't have any private time.
In this world, Mr. Ohta's sneakers are the most beautiful.
He comes back from work from home.
Besides, he is not allowed to go out for a drink.
He doesn't even have a smartphone.
He only has 50,000 yen in his pocket.
He is working so hard.
He is making money.
He is working so hard and doing a lot of manzai.
He is not doing anything.
He is working so hard and making 50,000 yen a month.
I respect him, but I don't admire him at all.
I don't like him at all.
The president is very strict.
The president sees Mr. Ohta cheating in his dream.
He beats Mr. Ohta up.
He breaks Mr. Ohta's computer into pieces.
That's right.
Isn't it dangerous for the president to see that?
He is running away now.
When will you catch him?
I heard about it from the president.
Please look at this.
Hello.
I'm Mr. Ohta, the representative of TITAN.
Iguchi, are you doing your best?
I'm scared.
First of all, when Mr. Iguchi told the president that he was scared...
His face changed.
Why?
I'm a little scared.
Most people are scared of me.
She says she knows she's being scared of me.
But...
There's a reason why I'm mad at you.
It's like you're saying it on the radio.
But it's not true.
It's not a big deal, but you're making me feel sorry for you.
You cut out all my inconveniences and make me angry on my own.
You slept on the floor in front of the bathroom even though it shouldn't be like that.
Don't you do that?
You do it to me, too.
It's not like that.
President Mitsuyo doesn't stop complaining about me.
Let's go back in time and ask her about you.
I'm a serious person.
I like laughing and I pursue many things.
Have you ever been advised?
No.
I don't really care about it.
Iguchi.
Yes?
I'm counting on you.
Thank you.
Yes, president.
I'll be nice to you no matter what.
It's like you don't know it yet. You haven't been told it yet.
That's right. I'm not interested in it at all.
It's like, "Oh, it's like that."
It's like you suddenly feel lonely.
It's not like you'll get mad at me.
You won't get mad at me anymore.
That's right.
It might be better if you get mad at me more.
That's right.
You'll get mad at me more.
You're weak.
Oh, that's right.
When I made you sleep on the floor in front of the bath earlier, it was when you had an influenza.
That's terrible.
I'm worried about you.
You're 39 years old and you haven't been told it yet.
And I don't know why, but your Twitter says, "Good night, sweet dream."
It's like a good-night tweet.
But after that, you suddenly tweet about political issues.
What's wrong with you?
Your mood is unstable.
That's right.
I can't stand you.
You'll get mad at me, won't you?
Oh, that's right.
It might be better if you get mad at me more.
When I came out of "Down Town Deluxe" last time and when Cookie was invited to my house and drank at my house, I was told that miso soup was served as a snack.
He didn't serve miso soup.
And I became an influencer.
I couldn't show it to my family, so I asked my junior to stay at a place I didn't know.
I think it's a video, too.
It's like a party where you can't show it if you don't know it.
It's like a business deal or something like that.
That's right.
It was expensive, so I stayed for three nights.
At Lion's Hill?
At Lion's Hill.
And I stayed for four nights.
I didn't have a job in the morning.
So I stayed for four nights and when I looked at the table, it was 2,400 yen at the accommodation.
It's nothing!
800 yen!
One night! One night!
800 yen!
I took care of it!
What do you mean 2,400 yen?!
I don't know!
What do you mean 2,400 yen?!
I didn't have a lot of money, so I barely paid for it!
2,400 yen!
Please be careful with coins!
That's scary!
What about Morita?
This is something I've seen with my own eyes.
Morita is watching a drama!
Hamada is screaming before it explodes!
What is the content of the drama?
Every time we release a deluxe drama, we have a break in the first half of the drama.
Hamada is smoking, and I'm smoking too, so I'm smoking around him.
Young comedians and people around you don't say anything to them.
They don't say anything, but they say to us...
Nothing is happening because of Corona!
They don't say anything!
Stop it! It's a fun thing!
Nothing is happening because of Corona!
This is terrible!
They don't say anything!
They don't eat anything!
Nothing is happening because of Corona!
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do when you can't do anything?
Isn't it the same for everyone?
Say what you just thought of!
What do you want to do?
I want to go around freely!
I want to go to an amusement park!
What are you saying?!
Do you want to go drinking?
Raise your hands!
Why did you raise your hands?
Karaoke!
Karaoke is good!
He raised his hands a lot.
He raised his hands a lot!
He raised his hands!
I think this is the end of the first half.
Even if we go back, we won't say the same thing.
I'm scared.
His wife held him and said, "Let's get down on our knees."
Let's get down on our knees.
After this, once again!
A shocking combination of a gold man and a bronze man!
Let's go! Here's the full score!
Yes, it's like this.
Well, it's just right now.
A couple of Ito and Iwakura that everyone blesses with!
New entertainer Shinichi is ready to go on a rampage!
They're a really popular duo, right?
Yeah.
And they started dating, but they found out.
And first of all, their tickets didn't sell anymore.
Yeah.
Rosewald was really popular.
It was popular.
Yeah.
Actually, it was popular there, too.
It was cheap to buy and the tickets didn't sell anymore.
And now that it's out of stock, I think it's bad.
In the first place, a person who has said it three times as an M-1 finalist,
"What should I do if I'm not an entertainer?" I think.
You're an entertainer, aren't you?
No, no, I'm an entertainer!
I don't know if you're in the same agency as me,
but if you said you were an idol or a gravure idol or an actress,
I could give you a ring, but I thought you were Iwakura!
You're just a spectator.
That's right.
I'm just a spectator.
You're boring.
That's because you're an entertainer!
You don't give me a ring!
What's wrong with you?
If it sold, I'd have brought a lot of down-downers with me!
Shut up, you idiot!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Everyone is working hard for this goal,
but I thought you were Iwakura!
Is Iwakura no good?
Iwakura!
Don't put your elbow on Trophy!
Shinji, do you want to be an actress?
I want to be an actress!
Is there anyone who wants to be an actress?
There are so many!
Tell me about one of them!
Yuriko Ishida!
How can you say that?
What do you want me to say?
You are funny!
What do you want me to say?
You are funny!
You are boring!
Don't say that!
Shut up!
I understand how he does it.
He is boring, so I want to scold him.
Iguchi!
If you don't scold him, it will be boring.
What do you want me to say?
I want to say Makio Kamomenta.
He is the master of "King of Conte".
That's right.
And he is a good partner.
He is like Udai.
Udai works as a guest writer.
And Makio sells curry.
Curry shop?
Yes, curry shop.
And he works with his wife.
But Udai got infected with COVID-19 and had to stay at home.
His wife is in trouble, so he wants to bring curry to her.
She always helps him.
When he contacted Udai, he said no.
But when he said he would bring it, he said he moved and asked him to come.
And he said he moved.
And his wife and children were there.
They took curry in the rain.
When we arrived at his house, it wasn't anywhere.
I thought it was an apartment.
But it wasn't.
There is a basketball goal in the underground parking lot of an apartment building in Ikkeiya.
But it wasn't.
And I saw a big Udai Iwasaki and a police officer.
And his wife dropped curry from her knee while holding it.
They were in the same convenience store.
In the rain.
They fell down.
And his son put curry on his door knob.
He couldn't push it.
When he pushed it and talked, he cried.
Because of the smell of curry?
Because of the smell of curry.
He couldn't stop crying.
He went crazy and wrote to YLDK.
YLDK.
He has a dream.
Who is this Mochu?
Ah, it's me.
Mochu has never had a job before.
I heard this story from Dennis's Matsushita.
Well...
Dennis was in Numazu's Yoshimoto Theater.
As soon as he entered the theater, the staff came and said,
The previous group has a little story, so please prepare it quickly.
Then Mochu came to Matsushita and said,
I'm sorry.
The story flew away.
The story ended early.
Oh, it's okay.
But Mochu's story has nothing to do with whether the story flies or not.
Well, up to that point.
Up to that point.
And when I heard it later, Mochu took his own lonely cardboard box and moved on his own.
And on the day of Numazu's appearance,
Mochu arrived at Numazu.
And as soon as he came out of Numazu, he was hit by a gust of wind and said,
The cardboard box flew away.
Is it really true that stories fly away?
That's what happened.
Is there such a thing?
Is it really true that stories fly away?
What kind of scandal is that?
Is there such a thing?
Is it really true that stories fly away?
And...
After this, Nishiki Moe, a mogu rider, said, "Isn't it strange, this world?" and the story ended.
Who is this Bob Rider, Tomoshige?
It's me.
Tomoshige is very natural and cute.
But he is a really bad guy.
I can say it from the bottom of my heart.
You know him, but he is a really bad guy.
He used to be a really bad guy, but now he is a really bad guy, and of course, he is now a Tengu.
You are only saying this because of Iguchi.
He used to work at a karaoke with a lot of comedians, but sometimes he shows his face.
Was it a meeting of the union factory committee today?
He says that to his comedians.
He works until 5 in the morning and comes back early in the morning.
So he gets up early in the morning to say bad things.
To say bad things.
He gets up early in the morning.
And when he eats, he says he doesn't like it if it's not personal.
And in the end, he says, "You know, Iguchi has been working hard lately."
He says it out loud.
It's not a secret.
There was a TV show about Tomoshige-san.
We were there, and the seniors and friends who have been taking care of Tomoshige-san for a long time.
They all came out and said, "Well, we'll make Tomoshige-san eat better."
So we said, "Thank you very much."
But when we ate after the show, they didn't talk to us anymore.
They were on a different level.
They were excited just for a taxi ticket.
They said, "A taxi doesn't suit you."
It wasn't even Tengu anymore.
It was like a monster I've never seen before.
It wasn't even Tengu or Jigen anymore.
Who is Hasegawa?
Hasegawa-san is me.
I've been very busy since I won M-1.
I thought I was pretty tired.
I used to drink water and get talked to by someone.
I was drinking water, but I started talking and went like this.
I used to watch it a lot.
I thought it was really my limit.
There was me, Masanori-san, and Yoshizumi-san in the dressing room.
The three of us were talking and eating.
Masanori-san said, "If you were to die tomorrow, what would you like to eat?"
Yoshizumi-san said, "I like Chinese cabbage."
Why?
Because I like Chinese cabbage.
We were having fun talking.
But Masanori-san said, "If you were to die tomorrow,"
you might not be in good health, so you can't eat what you like.
People die all of a sudden.
But before you die, you can eat what you like.
Do you know who that is?
Is it the Prime Minister?
Masanori-san said, "It's death penalty."
Death penalty means you can eat what you like.
He suddenly said that.
Isn't this world strange?
And that was it.
Scary.
That's scary.
Scary.
I thought it would break.
Horror gossip.
It's crazy.
Gossip?
It's a little scary.
There's a big baseball player named "k".
I think you said "a".
k
First of all, if you are interested in it,
I am a half comedian who has been exposed to the relationship with an AV actress.
There is a tremendous AV.
Because I wanted to watch that AV at home, so I turned it on.
Then, the concept of that AV was "Can I go with you to your house?" There was a program like that.
It's a parody of that AV.
I like it.
It's made like it has a background.
He calls a woman in the city.
He delivers it to the woman's house by taxi.
In the meantime, he looks back at her.
"Can you take it?" "OK". He puts the camera on the ground.
Then, he talks normally with the interviewer.
Have you ever had that kind of relationship with anyone before?
"No, no, no".
Then, he talks like "big baseball player named "k" in a telop.
I think he is talking about himself.
What? What? What?
"Actor king", he says.
Do you even have a comedian?
"No, no, no".
"Half comedian named "a"".
a
"Only Anthony is there".
Not many people have that.
- Only Anthony is exposed! - Only Anthony is exposed!
He's a half-gayman!
The first ever two weeks of "Gay People's Battle" for "DX" in six weeks!
The show "Big Battle" begins with 29 gay people from six agencies!
I'm sick of it!
Yoshimatsu-san is funny.
- Shochiku is funny. - Why are you alone today?
- If you are alone, you can't say something like "I'm sick of it". - You can't say anything like "I'm sick of it".
I only have the image of being bald and bald.
Laugh!
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