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Thank you for watching.
You're finally here.
Hello.
It's been a while.
I'm Yoshi.
Nice to meet you.
You're at the bottom.
You have to lower your head.
Watch me.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
It's really hard to talk about today.
It's a big deal.
Of course, no one comes to me and greets me.
You're wrong.
Of course.
You're wrong.
I have to say it.
It's a good manners.
I think it's been a while since Dx started.
Yes.
It's many times bigger than a normal Dx gala.
You're right.
It's expensive.
Everyone is like that.
It's expensive.
It's a big gathering of celebrities.
Let's welcome our guests.
Welcome! Please have a seat!
Mr. Taka, over there!
You're older than me, but you still remember me!
Excuse me.
You're older than me, but you still remember me!
Thank you!
What is it?
It's like I'm talking about Ayu.
Ayu.
Your house is on September 15th, right?
Yes, it is.
And this year, September 19th is K-RON Day.
So, welcome!
Welcome!
You've been standing up and talking all day, haven't you?
It's been a while since we've seen you like this.
We're all gathered here.
The two of you in downtown are pretty active today.
Yes, we are.
This is like a dragon ball.
We are all here.
I don't know why, but I feel comfortable with you, Mr. Umezawa.
What is it?
Not yet?
Please, I beg you.
Why did you call me on this day?
You are talking too fast.
Mr. Umezawa, you are also...
Of course I am.
It's already 12.30 now.
We haven't even started recording yet!
They are evil.
Everyone looks like they do.
What are you planning?
A one shot deal!
Tonight, over 50 years of entertainment,
70 year-old celebrities
can't control their emotions and just say whatever they want!
Will you understand me if I say what I want to say?
(Bell rings)
The oldest guy in downtown is getting older and older.
I see.
What is this?
(Applause)
Everyone, he has a great career.
Look at this.
Is it his career ranking?
Yes.
Isn't he higher than you, Mr. Sakai?
No.
It's strange.
He is 16 years old now.
This is correct.
He will be 76 years old this year.
He is 60 years old now.
He has a great career.
Mr. Umeda, is it correct?
Yes, it is correct.
I don't care about my age.
(Laughter)
I don't care about my age.
(Laughter)
Mr. Baika, is it correct?
Yes, it is correct.
I am 20 years old.
Let me make a claim.
What is it?
I am...
I am still...
Are you sick?
(Laughter)
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
You guys have been doing this for 50 or 60 years or more.
People often say that we've been doing this for 40 years or more.
But compared to you guys...
You guys suck.
You suck.
You're the worst of the worst.
Well, it can't be helped.
Let's start with these guys.
Starting with this segment...
Let me hear it!
Well, I'm sure we all have our own stories.
Let's start with this guy.
Sakai Masahi said...
Let everyone hear it.
Young people and stories don't go together.
Everyone is in the same boat.
What does that mean?
I've been doing programs and such.
Young people are coming in more and more.
Some of them are first-timers.
Some things start without knowing and end without knowing.
But I'm tired of being someone I know so well.
It's hard to remember people's names.
I'm sure there are people who don't even know how old they are.
That's true.
Are there?
Yes, there are.
Their names sound similar.
That's right.
So, is it okay for me to stop talking with people like them?
Or...
Please talk with them.
I'll do my best.
I don't know what's funny about it, but everyone's laughing, so let's laugh together.
What do you think, Mr. Umezawa?
In my case, young people these days don't come to talk to me.
They don't even say hello to me.
Mr. Umezawa said that a lot.
Please listen to me.
Even if I pass by in the hallway and say, "Oh, hello there."
They don't say hello to me.
Really?
Can I say your name?
No, I can't.
I have a memo.
Why do you have a memo?
I can't even remember your name.
There are a lot of people like that.
So I don't have to talk to them.
I don't have to talk to them either.
I think I'll disappear as I get older.
I see.
So you don't have to worry about it.
I see.
Our era begins and ends with example.
That's right.
That's what I've learned and done.
What do you think, Mr. Yasuno?
What's wrong with you?
You're talking to people.
What's wrong with you?
What do you think, Mr. Yasuno?
I don't have a mobile phone.
What?
You don't have one now?
No, I don't.
So I don't know a word like "s.e.n.i.s."
I don't know any words of Wakando.
I see.
But I'm a natural born...
It's weird for me to say this.
No, you are a natural born.
What?
Am I?
Yes.
No matter what I say,
people feel like I'm confused.
What?
I don't know, but I feel like I know.
Do you feel like you know each other?
I think we know each other.
I don't know each other,
but I feel like we know each other.
We don't know each other now.
What do you think, Mr. Manda?
I don't know how to interact with young people.
Thank you very much!
You know each other when you start dating young people, right?
What do you mean?
No, no.
Wait a minute.
I'm exhausted.
I don't know how to interact with young people,
but I don't know how to kill young people.
How about you, Mr. Kaga?
Young people can't remember their names or faces at all.
That's their fault.
They all have the same faces.
Even if you want to remember, you have the same faces.
There are jobs you have to remember, and it's very painful.
So you don't have to remember.
What?
You don't have to remember.
How about you, Mr. Nakano?
Young people can't remember at all. Ignore them.
Ignore them?
Ignore them is no good.
That's true.
Now we're talking.
No, we're not.
I heard your opinion, though.
What do you think, Mr. Yumezawa?
I think so, too.
Why are you turning it around?
Clearly.
From that perspective, I think downtown is a good place for young people to pick up their childhood memories.
Thank you very much.
I feel that a lot when I watch your program.
Thank you very much.
There are times when you feel like you have to go up.
Is that so?
I'm not trying to persuade you.
What's wrong?
Can I say something?
At first, I was terrified of you, Mr. Sakai.
You were terrified of me?
I was terrified of you.
Is that so?
I don't know if it's because of your past appearances on "deluxe"...
Mr. Sakai's first appearance on "deluxe" was about 30 years ago on "Third Broadcast"
"Third time"?
On this day, Jun Inouye and I appear together.
- It's scary. - It's scary, isn't it?
- Honestly, I'm worried. - I'm talking right now.
- But this program is usually shot in Osaka. - Yes.
- Guests come to Osaka. - Yes, yes, yes.
- At that time, we had to do a lot of work for you two. - That's right.
- Isn't it the same next week? - That's right.
- Oh, well, it's the same next week. - No, it's not just us.
- That's right.
- There's proper information in it. - That's right.
Such a big place for Sakai and Inouye.
Shut up!
- Reflect! - Reflect?
Reflect?
- Are you sure you're looking at me? - I'm not looking!
I'm just looking!
- From here... - Yes, it slides out like this.
- Even if you hit me in the head...
- At the time of Hamada-san's attack...
- The people around Sakai-san...
- Seemed to be in a panic.
- Excuse me, but...
- "The people around me are in a panic"
- Well, you know...
- Even if I'm attacked...
- I'm happy because...
- They're touching me, right?
- That's what I thought...
- But it's not like that at all.
- My friends who were watching...
- That's right.
- What am I doing?
- That's true, isn't it?
- Sakai-san says it, but...
- I think it's fine.
- If you do it like this...
- Well, you know...
- If you hit me like that...
- It's a friendly proof.
- That's what I say, but...
- The people around me...
- I don't think it's like that.
- What does he say?
- Well, Hama-chan...
- You're a man of many years, aren't you?
- So, those people...
- Well, do you know what it's like...
- When you feel pain?
- What are you talking about?
- Well, variety shows...
- Are usually like that.
- It's hard for you to explain it, Hama-chan.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- There are people who say...
- "Hitting your seniors is no big deal."
- There are people like that.
- Be careful in the future.
- Kama-san has a different image, doesn't he?
- It's completely different.
- You know...
- I heard you guys are rampants...
- Who came from Osaka.
- But when I met you...
- You were just normal old men.
- No, you were rather elegant.
- You're elegant, aren't you?
- Kama-san's first appearance on DX.
- Let's watch it.
Kama-san's first appearance on DX was in 1994, 28 years ago.
- What is that? - It looks like a pigeon is about to come out.
- That's right. - That's right.
- But is it cute? - Isn't it really cute?
- Kama-san, you're in a good mood today. - Thank you.
- You know... - Yes?
- Recently you've been always singing and dancing. - Yes.
- Aren't you afraid of it?
- You're rude! - You know, geniuses die early.
- I won't die!
- I'm also concerned about you. - That's right.
- But you like me more than me, don't you? - Yes.
- Let's go. - I don't like you.
- Okay, okay. Don't say it anymore.
- If you don't enjoy it, I'll go home! - I won't!
- It's been a while!
- Kama-san, I heard that Matsumoto played music for you in your dressing room.
- When I said I was tired from recording, you played music for me, didn't you?
- Don't you remember? - No, I don't.
- It doesn't matter about me.
- It doesn't matter about you, but you and Kama - san have done a lot of things.
- What? - Even in your private life.
- Are you going to do that?
- I don't know how to say it. I'm sorry. - Are you kidding me?
- No, I'm not.
- Since you said that, we'd like to say something to you.
- First of all, Akira Nakao!
DX gave me an opportunity to break with variety shows.
"Downtown"... Oh!
Thank you for saying "Downtown"! Thank you very much!
- Oh, that's... - When I first came out...
- Yeah. - When you two came from Osaka...
- Yeah. - I thought you were such a plain duo.
- Oh... - Because you were selling in Osaka.
- Yeah. - And when you started coming out, you came out with Emori.
- That's right! - Ah...
- Emori and... You came out with Emori all the time. - Yes, yes.
- And then...
- You thought me and Emori were a duo, didn't you? - Ahahaha!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then...
- When we did the survey, you came in first place in manzai, didn't you? - Ahaha!
- Emori and... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'd like to see a little bit of your appearance scene at the time. - I'd like to see it.
- So, first of all, the ganglers!
- First of all, it's Akira Nakao! - Yeah!
- He first appeared in "DX" 27 years ago, in 1995!
- It's been 30 years, hasn't it?
- You're talking from a low position, aren't you?
- 30 years?!
- Oh, you're so serious!
- No, of course not!
- Wait a minute!
- It's like...
- It's like it's going to melt!
- Ahahaha!
- Since then, he's appeared in "DX" 90 times!
- What was especially impressive was...
- Emori and Akira Nakao!
- You're lying!
- No, I'm not!
- Ahahaha!
- It's okay if you're lying!
- This is...
- Hey, hey, hey...
- You two should get along!
- Ahahaha!
- No way!
- Emori and Akira Nakao got together...
- And they broke up in a variety show!
- It was a big deal!
- It was during the show!
- Yeah!
- During the show...
- An amateur came and said...
- Hey, you!
- You shouldn't say bad things about him!
- Ahahaha!
- That kind of conversation...
- Yeah...
- It's always like that between you two...
- But in the middle of it...
- I thought you two were going to break up!
- Ahahaha!
- Yeah...
- It's because you two were good friends!
- We've been friends for a long time...
- Yeah!
- Okay! Who's next?!
- Okay, Mr. Maekawa! - Oh! Thank you for giving me this, Mr. Hamada!
- What's that? - Oh, that's right...
- That was back in January... - I got this for New Year's...
- No, no, no... - My son brought it for me...
He told me to use it for my vacation...
- So you and Mr. Maekawa's son... - No, no, no...
- You don't give this to rare people, Mr. Hamada...
- Just ask if it's only for special people... - No, no, no...
- And I... - No, no, no...
- Ever since you gave it to me... - Yes...
- This is the second time you've touched it... - No, no, no...
- The inside... - I haven't seen the inside...
- Can I do it now? - No, no...
- Oh, now? - Yes! - No, it's fine...
- What if... - When I was with Hiroki...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah... - I gave it to Hiroki...
- And I told him to give it to his dad... - No, no, no...
- I said it as a joke... - You said it, you said it...
- You really gave it to me... - Yes, you really gave it to me...
- It's rare, isn't it? - No, no, no...
- What's wrong with you?! - No, no...
- See? You like it? - No, no, no...
- The gift you gave me... - No, no, no...
- I still thank you for coming here... - Thank you very much...
- Thank you... - Yes...
- Okay, let's move on... Tweet me!
- Okay, let's hear from Maekawa himself... - Yes...
- All of you have been acting for over 50 years...
- Do you think about retirement? - Well, this is...
- What about you, Maekawa? - This is...
When I was working with Mr. Kitajima Saburo, we talked about how long we could do it and how long we could sing.
And we didn't come to a conclusion.
So I'd like you to think about where you want to retire.
How about you, Yashio-san?
I want to sing while I'm singing out loud.
And I want to get off the stage, sit down, say goodbye and die.
You want to die?
I want to sing until I'm dying.
How about you, Kaga-san?
It's not going to work out that well.
I think I'll retire when I die.
So I may have to retire or cause a lot of trouble to people, but I'd like to do it for now.
By the way, you said you'd quit when you were 60 years old, but you're 60 years old next year, right?
That's right, I'm 60 years old next year.
Aren't you going to quit?
I'm not going to quit!
Tell me clearly!
I've heard rumors.
There have been rumors.
Don't you want to quit?
You think I don't want to quit?
It's money, right?
It's money.
No, it's not like that.
Humans are hungry and want money.
Shh!
Where do you think you're going to retire?
How about you, Nakao-san?
It's the same opinion as Marie-Chan's, but in the case of actors,
if you were a banker until yesterday, you could be an actor today.
In other words, you don't have a license.
Instead of that, you don't have retirement or retirement.
So you'll have a role to play even when you get older.
I see.
Won't it disappear naturally?
My father-in-law collapsed on stage.
Why are you talking all of a sudden?
Let's hear it.
Let's talk about something good!
Go ahead.
Nakao-san...
Don't talk!
It's the same opinion as Marie-Chan's.
What do you think, everyone?
Should we disband?
Let's disband for now.
What do you mean by "let's disband for now"?
Only those who want to come back can come back.
Everyone can come back!
Marie-Chan.
My father-in-law collapsed on stage and passed away.
Since I have such an experience,
before I think about retirement or something like that,
I need to develop and research how much I can continue until I retire.
I see.
I think you need to have it.
Yes.
Use it well.
I'll think about it.
Think about it.
Let's move on.
Yashiro Awaki-san asked everyone...
Does everyone collect over 70 billion yen?
Yashiro-san.
Well...
I get asked a lot.
Do you have a military office?
Do you know about it?
Mike-san, do you know about it?
About what?
About collecting money.
I don't know about it at all.
I've never thought about collecting money.
You've never thought about it?
Not at all.
What do you do with your property?
I use my property.
You use it?
Yes.
I don't save it.
You don't save it?
I don't have it.
You don't have it?
You don't save it?
I don't save it.
I use it.
You use it.
You have a lot of love, don't you?
Yes.
You have a lot of love, don't you?
Love doesn't become money.
Love...
Hobby doesn't become money.
Hobby is about spending money.
You use it, right?
Yes.
Cars are like that, right?
Yes.
It's a way of life.
Yes.
Use money for a way of life.
That's right.
Use what you have.
I see.
That's it.
What about collecting money?
Do you do it?
It's a trend now, isn't it?
I see.
It's a trend now, isn't it?
Yes.
It's not a trend now.
No, no.
If I do it all of a sudden,
organize this and organize that,
I'll die.
That's not true!
I'll die of exhaustion.
But you still do it, don't you?
It's over now.
Right?
It's over now.
At first.
I published a book called "Harvest Couple."
I guess that's how people started collecting money.
You're doing a commercial now, aren't you?
Yes.
I'm looking at it.
Does it mean you give your property to others?
No, it's not like that.
Property...
Don't say what you want to say!
No.
No, I'm sorry.
Today...
It's not like that.
So...
What should we do?
For example...
An atelier in Okinawa...
Right.
An atelier in Chiba...
Let's organize everything from big things.
I see.
Yes.
So, Machahakia...
Organize everything from cars.
I see.
People say that a lot.
First of all...
If you think it's a waste, you can't do it.
I see.
But you organized a lot of screws, didn't you?
There were 400 of them.
I organized half of them.
200 of them.
But...
You organized them, so it's not bad, right?
Right.
You can buy them again.
I can buy them?!
Are you kidding me?!
I can buy them?!
Did you get more?
But you get a lot of things...
So you don't have a lot of things you can do.
Right.
So you got 400 of them and 200 of them...
But you got more of them, right?
I got a little more of them.
It's not bad at all!
Right.
It's not bad.
Machahakia, don't throw away cars.
I know you say that, but...
Machahakia, how many cars do you have?
I have about four classic cars.
I see.
You shouldn't throw them away.
What?
You shouldn't throw them away.
You should drive them as they are.
But...
What position are you talking about?
It's normal.
I've been calling you for a long time...
Some people say "Give it up."
I've been raising it all the time.
It's a car that drives you well.
You can't give it up.
Wait a minute!
Who are you?
When you give it up, you should take it with you.
But there is a timing.
What?
There is a timing and personality.
What personality?
Don't come in!
I'm planning to do this in the future with a more cautious person than that, and I'm having a lot of fun now, so I'm going to do my best and be popular for a long time, so I'm going to be my own stick.
Mr. Nakao, you don't have to do all of that.
Mr. Kanda.
I don't think you're going to say it.
Mr. Kanda.
Please sit down.
Mr. Nakao, you and Mr. Isshin...
Let's fight once in a while!
No, no, no.
Mr. Isshin and Mr. Kanda...
I divided it up for everyone.
And the bookstore...
There are books you can't throw away, right?
I left that much and the bookstore came all the way from Kanda and organized it all.
Oh, I see.
Mr. Yashio, how about you?
Collecting.
Collecting?
Yes.
According to the information, they bought four fans recently.
What?
See?
Even on the phone...
It's amazing in Japan...
I'm doing it every day on the news that electricity is out of date.
It's not enough.
So from '27 to '28...
On TV...
I'm telling you, right?
Yes.
Send me wind.
I was advertising it a lot.
No, no, no.
Then say you'll buy it.
No, no, no.
But if you don't...
No.
But you say you can't give it up.
But it's not like you're eating a lot of electricity.
No, it's not like that.
A dog fan...
It's a world where you can't eat it.
No, no, no.
But...
Mr. Maino, what do you think?
Wind is the best, right?
Yes.
If you think that far.
I see!
Wind...
What the hell is this?!
Advertisement is out of control!
What's going to happen next?!
It's not going well.
I don't know the pace.
I know, I know.
- Matsumoto-san. - Yes.
What is it?!
It's the second half.
That's right. The time is passing slowly today.
It's good.
It's good, it's good.
- I thought the pace was good. - Is that so?
Then we'll start the second half.
Let's have the guests say it. First up is this person!
Let's have Nakao Akira say it to Kaga Mariko!
- Thanks to Kaga-san, Nakao Akira is here! - Wow!
- What's going on? - It's nothing.
- The movie I made my debut in was Mariko-chan's counterpart. - Wow!
- How long ago? - About 60 years ago.
- In your 20s? - In "Rikketsu no Eiga".
- Mariko-san was a big star at the time. - Yes.
- Young people all over the country and research students were auditioned. - I see.
- They wanted to meet you. - I think about 1,000 people came.
- Then I was chosen. - Wow!
- It was my first time playing a counterpart. - Yes.
- I thought I could make a living off of it. - Do you have a VTR?
- What?! - Yes.
A movie released in 1964, "Yesterday of Monday".
Wow, I'm only one year old.
- They played a couple. - Wow!
- Nakao-san made his debut in this movie. - I see.
What I want is not a doll.
I want you to be happy now.
- At the time of the audition, out of 1,000 people, she was chosen as her boyfriend. - Wow!
- Can you kiss me? - Wow!
She said she'd choose me.
Why are you hitting me?!
- Why are you hitting me?! - Because of this marriage, Nakao Akira exists today!
It's a big development!
But it was like that at the time.
You still watch this movie, don't you?
Some young people say that they saw it on Mondays with young actresses who played together.
What did you think of Kaga-san at the time?
She was sparkling.
But she was kind.
She was sparkling, and unexpectedly, actresses tend to look away.
But she was normal.
Did you have a conversation with her?
Yes, we did.
Kaga-san, thanks to that movie, was popular with young people.
Because she was Bridgette Bard.
For a Japanese man, just looking at her must have been enough.
Because there weren't many pictures like that at the time.
Right?
There was only Kaga-san's whole body.
You can only imagine it.
What kind of underwear she's wearing.
What kind of body she has.
You can only imagine it and become a fan.
It's a healthy thing.
It's a healthy thing!
How about you?
Of course, you were popular with young people.
At the time?
Yes.
If I wasn't popular at the time, when would I be popular?
That's right, but it's not certain yet.
I see.
You want to know something, don't you?
When I was a high school student, I think it was summer.
For example, there were about three cars that came to pick me up in front of school.
I ride one of those and go home, but if you say you have one of those, that's right.
Which one should I ride today? Is it like that?
Well, I was trying not to be rude to you in comparison, but...
How about you, Yasumi-san, when you were young?
I had one in Ginza.
It's been three or four years since I was in Ginza.
Oh, that's right.
That's right, it's this period of time.
Certainly.
If you look down at Ginza Street from the shop, there are five or six cars lined up.
Thin!
So I look up and say, "I won't get on anyone," and go home by train.
Oh, is that so?
She was a happy girl.
Did you get anything expensive?
I got a case with about 30 diamonds in it.
Diamonds.
What?
She said, "Please go out with me."
I said, "I don't want it."
You said that?
That's amazing.
I was interested in it.
I see.
That's crazy.
Well, I guess I'm not popular.
You're not popular.
How about you, Yasumi-san, in the Spider-Man era?
I'm not popular with this.
No, at this time...
Yes, yes.
However, Spider-Man's rule was that you couldn't date anxious people at all.
I see.
There was such a rule.
There was.
So even if you thought you were a cute girl, you couldn't talk to her.
Yes.
There has always been something like that kind of frustration.
How did you play?
There are people who are not anxious.
Like people in the entertainment world.
Do you mean entertainers?
Well, I can't say it here, but...
What about you, Mr. Umezawa?
Me?
Yes.
I don't have an answer to Mr. Umezawa's comparison.
No, but...
He's in his 20s.
It's before it sells.
In my 20s...
No, I'm talking about you, Mr. Umezawa!
In my 20s...
Yes, yes, yes.
From now on, Mr. Umezawa and Tomio will reveal their past relationship!
When Mr. Umezawa was in his 20s, he was very popular with girls.
Well, at that time, we weren't unknown actors.
It was a time when we were called "zusamaru" actors.
Without fans, you can't eat.
You can't get up.
So you need fans' support and fans' support.
So you have to go out with those people.
In my case, it's not the case for young people.
Most of them are older than me.
Even if you're young, you're in your 30s.
So you have to go out with women in their 50s.
What do you mean by "go out"?
You have to go out with them.
What are you talking about?
Thank you very much.
I'm telling you, but you're listening.
I'm sorry.
So it's true that you had many girlfriends in your 20s?
Yes, I had a lot of girlfriends in my 10s and 20s.
So you rent a hotel and rent a room from the first floor to the fifth floor.
And you go out with them every other day.
If you go out with all of them, you can't do it, can you?
Why? You're in your 20s.
Don't say stupid things like that.
Five minutes is enough.
That's why I go out with them.
And they're convenient people.
That's right.
So if you do that, you'll go home soon.
I've been living like that.
I don't want to be like that when I'm young.
I see.
That's why I trained myself.
Let's move on.
Here it is!
"Peeking Ranking" by "Omono" stars!
Lift up your skirt a little more.
Make a loud noise.
"Peeking Ranking"!
Now you can talk about "Super Omono" episodes.
Let's look at them one by one.
6th place is...
Ms. Kaga.
That's amazing.
5th place is...
Ms. Yashio.
4th place is...
Ms. Nakao.
3rd place is...
Ms. Maekawa.
2nd place is...
Ms. Machiaki.
1st place is...
Ms. Umeda.
Mr. Umeda.
"Tanpa Tetsuro" was filmed for a TV show.
He has a great name.
That's amazing.
Let's move on.
6th place is...
Ms. Kaga.
When I was in my 20s,
Mr. Kawabata Yasunari, a great writer of "Izu no Odoriko" and "Yukiguni"
was very kind to me.
He became friends with me because I played his role in one of his films.
Mr. Kawabata asked me "Would you like to eat gun with me tomorrow?"
Mr. Kawabata Yasunari...
Mr. Kawabata...
A great man came out of nowhere.
I don't know.
There was a woman who looked like me in Ginza.
I heard that she was a gohiki.
I met her later.
Anyway, she came all the time and only looked at me.
Many great people came to say hello.
She didn't say anything about them and only looked at me.
Be careful, everyone. Be careful.
That's how I started preaching.
She doesn't have a big mouth,
so she liked me speaking normally.
I see.
So...
Let's go eat.
You don't like having breakfast from 6 a.m. to 7 a.m. before you start shooting, do you?
No, no.
So I said, "If it's breakfast, I'll go," and we had breakfast together.
Wow, that's amazing!
I'm smart, aren't I?
According to this information, you said something when you were wearing a skirt.
The breakfast I got there was a breakfast that came out of Hakozen.
So I was sitting next to him and sitting on a large blanket, and he took off his skirt like this.
Then, without eating anything, he looked at me and said, "Can you lift up that skirt a little more?"
It's not cold or anything like that at all. He's an old man now, and I may be several of these people at this time of day, but in the morning light, I had a very nice time.
I'm tired.
This is the sixth story, so it's surprising for me, isn't it?
Then let's go to the fifth story, Mr. Oyashiro!
Yes!
I was getting along with Mr. Yujiro Ishihara and we released songs together.
Mr. Yujiro, who cares about his mood, held me in his right hand during the recording and didn't proceed with the recording at all because his left hand was a Missouri glass.
So you're drinking while you're doing it, right?
Yes!
Mr. Yujiro always says that we sing together when we record songs in the fall, and we sing together every day.
I have two microphones, but I'm getting more and more shy and holding it here and holding a glass in one hand like this.
I say, "I'll leave the song to you in the fall," and "I'll make up my mood," and it starts.
When it starts, I feel better and I'm like, "Mm- hmm," and it ends.
Then I say, "Okay, I'm done."
Awesome!
Then Mr. Mikito says, "No, you can't."
Why not?
It was awesome!
Mr. Yujiro's glass is dry and it's in the recording.
I shouldn't say that, but I see.
It's always three or four times.
Do you always forget, Mr. Yujiro?
But you do it every time, don't you?
Every time I do it like this, it's dry and I say, "Mm- hmm," and it ends.
Let's move on.
Mr. Nagao, you're in fourth place.
When I was drinking at a bar, a drunk Tatekawa guy appeared.
He dropped his bill from his pocket, so I pretended to be kind and picked it up.
In the meantime, I peeked at the balance.
Then there were a lot of zeros lined up.
That guy's question and Mikikachis and Dokumamushi are collected.
You're a great guy.
There was such a thing.
Everyone was using that guy like an office worker.
At that time, the guy got drunk and came down the stairs.
He had a pocket.
As soon as he sat down, he had a pocket.
Three bills.
Three bills! It's amazing that you have a few bills.
Because I was stingy.
Did you have three bills?
What?
Did you have three bills?
Three bills.
I thought it was a bank transfer bill.
We were like, "Let's open it up and see what it is."
Then we counted it.
One, ten, one hundred, one thousand, one million yen.
Two hundred million yen.
Two hundred million yen for one bill.
Three bills?
Three bills.
Then we were asked about the water bill and electricity bill.
He doesn't ride anything but subway.
He doesn't get mad if you ride in a taxi.
He's an amazing person.
I see.
Now you know how Katsu Shintaro spends his money!
From here to now, it's all up to me.
Oh, I see.
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3rd place is Maega-san!
When I was relaxing at a singing program school, I was suddenly called to Katsu Shintaro-san's school.
To be honest, I didn't want to go, but I couldn't refuse.
When I went to the school, I didn't even have a chance to say hello, and suddenly I got water on my face.
What?
At a singing program of an Enesquire, they said "today is the same program".
And when I went there, it was a Japanese classroom.
And in front of the Japanese classroom, 5 or 6 young people were prostrating.
And when I suddenly went to the side of the classroom, I wondered if Katsu-san would drink water like this, and he poured it on me.
And I said "what?" and came a little closer.
Did you all see it?
He showed me his enemy every time.
It's surprising, isn't it?
He wanted me to learn it.
Even now, I still don't know it.
It's cute.
Is it because of his face?
That's right. He did it a lot.
I didn't know that.
Do you have any episodes with Katsu-san?
Yes, we do.
When we go out for a drink, we end up drinking about 30 people.
He doesn't pay us.
He only talks about dirty things.
You don't know about it at all?
No, I don't.
When Katsu-san is there, for example, at a sushi restaurant in Roppongi,
when I go in and think "oh, there he is", I just say it.
Because he pours everything on me.
I see.
I want to treat him with everything.
But when I go to Katsu-san's restaurant, he doesn't pay me at all.
I see.
What?
Who pays you?
My company?
Yes.
That's why I killed Tamao-chan.
I see.
That's right.
After that...
The word "suketoke" is very persuasive.
Right?
I see.
2nd place is Machiaki-san.
In the past, I was in charge of the vision at Uchida Yuiya-san's birthday party.
Then, Antonio Inoki-san came and said, "Inoki-san, please give Uchida Yuiya-san a congratulatory pinter."
I'm kidding, but Inoki-san was so excited and gave Yuiya-san a pinter.
I don't want to see it!
This is a little...
I don't want to see it!
I didn't know that I was in charge of the vision at all.
When I went to congratulate her, she said, "Sagai, you are in charge of the vision."
I'm looking forward to working with you.
I thought it couldn't be helped.
Then, Uchida Yuiya-san said, "I'm coming!" and came.
I didn't know who was coming.
When I saw it, Inoki-san was wearing a red towel.
It's a muffler, isn't it?
That's right.
It's not a towel.
I don't care about the details.
She was wearing a scarf like that.
Yuiya-san appeared and said, "Uchida Yuiya-san, happy birthday!"
Inoki-san, I don't mind if you give me a treat.
Please give me a pinter with a piano for my celebration.
It's soy milk.
Yes, that's it!
Yuiya-san usually says, "It's a celebration today, so let's not do it."
But all of a sudden, Inoki-san came out of nowhere.
I'm scared.
I'm afraid something bad will happen.
No way!
I thought she would come and congratulate me, but she suddenly opened her legs and...
But does that work, Yuiya-san?
She came to celebrate me, so of course it works.
She opened her legs and said, "Eat my teeth!"
She made a loud noise that could be heard all over the world.
Oh, no!
Then Mr. Ieya came and said, "If this happens, it's over."
I tried to hold back that scene as much as possible and said, "Thank you very much."
Mr. Inoki came back to his seat and said goodbye.
After that, I went to Mr. Ieya and said, "Mr. Ieya, I'm sorry."
I called you, Mr. Inoki, so it turned out like that.
No, no, it can't be helped. It's over.
It's been 30 years since I've been here.
Who hit you 30 years ago?
Of course it's Kikikiri!
Wonderful!
When you don't have a life, you don't have a shadow!
That's right!
That's amazing!
When you say "bashin",
Yume-san's body is all red!
1st place is Umezawa-san!
I was shooting a drama with Tamba Tetsuro-san in Atami.
I was shooting from 10 in the morning,
but he wasn't coming at all.
I didn't have a cell phone either,
so I kept waiting.
After 12 hours, he came at 10 at night.
It was a drama with my brother.
From 10 in the morning,
since Tamba-san was there,
since it was New Year's Eve,
since it was impossible to shoot late at night,
since I was 1st place in the morning,
he asked me if I could do it,
and I said yes.
From the president's office,
he didn't come!
He didn't come.
Wait, I'll make you come!
There's no choice but to shoot something else!
While I was shooting something else,
it was a scene where I was eating at 10 at night.
When I heard the director say 'action!'
Tamba-sensei came up to me and said,
Oh, good evening!
W-what can I do for you?!
In my heart,
I'm waiting for you!
Tamba-san has been late for 12 hours for shooting!
And...
It usually ends there,
but since you're here,
we have no choice but to shoot again!
In the president's office!
Ani-san and I were taken there,
and the cameraman said,
excuse me,
but I'd like you to stand in this position,
and the cameraman,
well, it was a good angle,
and while Tamba-sensei was sitting there,
he said,
you should stand there!
Who did you say that to?!
You stand there!
Those were the lines they kept saying!
It's past 12 o'clock!
Yeah, it's past 12 o'clock.
You're an old man,
so hurry up and end it!
- That's right. - It was an amazing era.
- Tanpa-san, you used to put up signs everywhere. - That's right.
- So after that, when I was giving my speech, - Yes.
- when I was giving my speech, - Yes.
I was always putting up signs here.
- There's nothing to be nervous about. - That's right.
- You couldn't see it, so you put up a sign there, - That's right.
- and you were giving your speech while being looked at. - That's right.
- So you were always putting up signs here. - That's right.
- So it's time for us to say goodbye! - Yes!
- Thank you to all of our guests! - Thank you!
- See you next week! - See you next week!
- Next week, female talents who are active in variety shows will be eliminated!
- After being eliminated, - Yes.
- they started doing variety shows. - That's right!
- The birth story of Baradol! - Yes.
- Basically, it's a day job. - Yes.
- I don't have a wallet, - Yes.
- I don't eat, - Yes.
- and I don't go to the bathroom. - Yes.
- Unthinkable job locations and the appearance of a big company - Yes.
- are the big investigations of Baradol's true nature! - Yes!
- See you next week! - See you next week!