AISubs v3.4
Last year, we had guests in the front and back of the show, and I thought it would be pretty interesting.
"Pretty interesting"?
Yeah, I thought it would be pretty good.
There are a lot of people who look complicated.
Including you.
Mr. Ozawa and Ms. Hitoshi are here today, and I've heard you two have been talking secretly for a long time.
What are you talking about?
It's been a while, but I have a pin microphone.
I think you're listening to us, but you're not talking to us.
You're going to leak this later, aren't you?
I'm a little scared right now, but I'd like to ask him what we're talking about.
Thank you very much.
Now, Mr. Matsumoto.
Yes.
Tonight is a special gathering of YouTuber celebrities!
Seven celebrities will appear on YouTube!
Let's hear what they have to say!
Now, Mr. Ozawa.
Yes.
What are you talking about?
You can't say that!
I just heard you say "chaka".
"Chaka"?
Are you serious?
Huh?
You don't know what you're talking about, do you?
To us, you sound like tofu.
Mr. Ozawa, why did you start YouTube?
Out of the blue?
Why do you look so scared?
Yakuza's out of the blue is the scariest.
It's scary!
It's not Yakuza!
Let me introduce today's guests!
First up is...
He has 184,000 subscribers!
He's called "Laughing Ozawa"!
What is this?
We recommend you to visit Machi Chuka.
Machi Chuka is actually Mr. Ozawa's favorite restaurant.
Machi Chuka?
He has 520,000 subscribers!
Yaguteji Channel!
Who are you?
I'm Machi Chuka!
He and Ms. Yaguchi have opened a channel together!
Makeup videos and love stories...
You two have prepared a great project!
I want to spend more time with you.
Stop it!
He has 133,000 subscribers!
He's called "Opampi Shogun"!
Opampi Shogun?
It's 20 minutes at night.
Don't you remember?
He has a visual education channel!
He teaches children and guardians!
He has 20 deers and geese!
He has 100,000 subscribers!
He has 114,000 subscribers!
He has 144,000 subscribers!
He loves gaming!
He is popular because of gaming channels!
He's a game YouTuber!
He's cool!
He's a bit scared of dogs!
He's scary!
He has 285,000 subscribers!
He is called "Battle Channel"!
It's "Culture Channel"!
It's scary!
Ranking male entertainers
With the lowest standard of view
There are many videos ranking entertainers
Firestorm
Horrible entertainer-type youtuber
The most frightening one
Yes
I'm Shouji Murakami
The scariest
The scariest entertainer
Channel subscribers 780,000
Goodbye youthful light
Official YouTube channel
Let go of my hand
I'm recruiting women
Are you coming?
Projects involving viewers
Projects that cannot be broadcast on the ground
Original projects
Are you a virgin?
His subscriber count is 14.1 million.
Sachiko Kobayashi is a YouTuber!
She is 68 years old.
Her life up to now has been meaningless.
Sachiko Kobayashi is showing off her body for the first time!
What are you doing?
Oh, I just peed. I just peed.
If you just peed...
What should I do?
Wait a minute.
How is it?
I just peed.
Today, let's have our guests tell us about their YouTube life!
Well, I do a lot of things, but...
First of all, why did you start singing?
I used to have a YouTube channel, but...
Because of COVID-19, I haven't done it for about a year.
I started doing new and interesting things.
I'm quite an entertainer.
So you like singing, right?
Yes, I like it.
I used to sing while wearing ordinary clothes at home.
When I saw it, I thought it was interesting.
Then I want to see Sachiko Kobayashi doing various things in her daily life.
So I renewed my channel and was asked if I should change the title.
Our staff said, "How about 'Sachiko Kobayashi is a YouTuber old woman'?"
YouTuber old woman...
Right?
They said it was interesting.
Scary.
Scary, right?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I thought it would be better for me to say it myself before others say it.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
It doesn't make any sense.
I'm sorry.
I was worried about my kimono and couldn't talk much.
It's a great kimono.
I'm sorry. I'll accept it a little more.
This is Sachiko Kobayashi, too.
When I took a picture of her, I got a facial recognition.
I'm really sorry about that.
Well...
It's not that funny.
That was funny.
And, you and Yaguchi are best friends, right?
Yes, we are.
Yaguchi and I are friends.
What?
Yes, we are.
Why do you hate each other?
What?
Yaguchi doesn't hate Tejima anyway.
That's right.
He doesn't admit that he hates him.
He has everything.
Yaguchi doesn't hate him at all.
But we are in the same age group.
Yaguchi asked me if we could perform "Real" of "Around 4" together.
I couldn't say no.
What are you talking about?
Don't say like you wanted to do it.
We are good friends.
I see.
What do you do?
Do you do something for children?
Yes, we do.
I see.
We have been performing for children for a long time.
When the school closed due to COVID-19,
a writer told me that there is a school for children.
I am a teacher at Waseda University.
I was asked if I wanted to do a class like this.
When I did it, it got a good reputation.
The scope of work has expanded a lot.
That's amazing.
Like this.
What is it?
The Ministry of Education and Labour.
The Ministry of Fisheries and Fisheries.
No, no.
You are doing a good job.
I have a job like this.
That's amazing.
And you are a TV personality, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Do you just play video games?
No, no.
I stream video games.
You don't just play video games.
You are a TV personality, aren't you?
No, I am not.
I am also a director.
I see.
You are a director, but you are also a stupid TV personality.
Stupid TV personality?
What is stupid TV personality?
You are stupid.
What?
You are stupid.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
There's a lot of work related to this.
What?
I'll talk about it later.
Don't say it like a fool.
I'm embarrassed to say it like a fool.
I'm KOJI.
I'm SOSHITO ONIGOE.
Why did you start it?
Because of COVID-19, I lost all my work.
I want to do what we can do together.
There are a lot of things you can't say on TV.
So I want to talk about it on YouTube.
I mentioned it earlier, but I want to be a scary entertainer.
I want to be a scary entertainer.
I want to do that.
If you don't specialize it now, you won't be able to watch it.
Katsumata and Yoshimura of NOBUKOMO.
They are colorless entertainers.
They don't grow much.
They are all-round entertainers.
Next is MORITA.
You have various channels.
We have a total of six channels.
As KIN-CHAN said, it is better to specialize it now.
The channel you plan to do is the channel you plan to do.
The channel you eat like OZARA-SAN is the channel you eat like OZARA-SAN.
It is better to specialize it so that fans of each channel will come.
Do you also do BUKURO?
BUKURO had a scandal twice and I had too much free time.
So I made him do it.
Because I had time.
Look at this.
This is a channel for Chinese people.
I didn't know that.
I'm trying to make a lot of money in China.
My way of thinking is the same as KOJIRIRI.
Don't say that.
You are studying abroad in China.
There are many Chinese fans.
If you add Chinese subtitles to all your stories, many Chinese fans will comment on it.
Once we appeared in a Chinese program.
Two young Chinese people appeared and told stories.
They stole our stories.
Japanese people living in China posted videos and said that they were stolen.
So I may be judged by Chinese people soon.
Bukuro is running a golf channel, so if you do it too, you'll be in a state where you don't have charisma yet.
So if one person like you enters, you can make a lot of money.
Mori Igashi will manage it, so I won't do it.
It's my job, so please don't.
It's not my job.
Let me manage it.
It's not more troublesome than reflection.
No, it's no good.
Entertainer YouTubers' Real Situation Survey!
I have a "yes" or "no" card behind you.
Please show me "yes" or "no".
Thank you.
Let's go. The first theme is...
YouTube is honestly profitable!
Please show me the card.
This is where you want to come, right?
Yes.
Oh, like this? "Devil's Voice" is profitable!
Yes.
To be honest, we don't go to the theater that much, and we don't go on TV that much either.
But YouTube alone is enough to make a living.
That's right.
Yes.
It's like my amateur or regular show.
Rather than going to the theater or going on TV, YouTube makes money.
I see.
Yes.
For example, "Tatami Tsui Dao" or something like that.
We immediately upload something related to it.
That's right.
It's a bad world.
You're restricting it.
We record it in advance so that we can upload it the next day it airs.
That's right.
We link it there.
Really?
That's why we have "coma" and "goma".
That's right.
What about "gyara" that you mentioned just now?
Well, it's 15,000 yen.
OK!
OK?
What do you mean "OK"?
It's "OK".
It's not "OK".
Please increase it.
Please increase it a little more.
Are we doing the damage?
Please increase it a little more.
It's not like we can do it.
We are making money.
We are paid annually.
The sales of "MORIHIGASHI" as a whole is about 35% of YouTube's profits.
It's big.
Is it always like this?
In my case, I just stream games.
I don't edit.
The percentage of "YOSHIMOTO" is a little better.
The percentage of "YOSHIMOTO" is a little higher, isn't it?
That's right.
I can't say anything.
I'm a little better than other entertainers.
But "YOSHIMOTO" can't do anything at all.
No matter what happens, I can't make a sound because I'm streaming a game.
"YOSHIMOTO" can't do anything at all.
We make money.
But "YOSHIMOTO" can't do anything at all.
All equipment is broken.
"YOSHIMOTO" can't do anything at all.
I want to go to the doctor.
I see.
But it's okay.
But you don't have a lot of money.
I make about 1% of my YouTube income from work.
I see.
My office is different from yours.
That's right.
We share half of our office.
We both go to the office.
We don't have to pay for transportation.
The more we do, the more we get paid.
Is that so?
I don't like this project.
Is there anyone who wants to see Yaguchi Mari and Tejimayu's make-up video?
Yes, there is.
I'll give you some advice.
You two are almost sexy actresses.
No, we are not.
We are almost.
We are idols.
We are almost sexy actresses.
No, we are not.
Did you seduce Yaguchi Mari's ex-husband, Tejimayu?
I can't do that.
You have to blame her.
I don't blame her that much.
Do you get paid a lot?
That's right.
You can decide whether YouTube is for children or not for children.
For children, the advertising revenue is usually less than a few percent.
The YouTube side also checks it.
That's right.
We can do it ourselves, so we don't set it for children.
But when YouTube sees it, they think it's for children.
I see.
When that happens, we get emails from YouTube.
As a result of raw evaluation, they say, "Your video is for children."
I see.
It's cheap.
From there, the revenue decreases.
Children probably don't pay for ads.
I see.
I think that's why the revenue decreases.
I see.
But what if we do it for old people?
If it's for old people, we can't do it.
We can't do it.
We can't do it for old people.
We like old people.
We like them the most.
We like them, but we can't do it.
We can't do it.
There are many things you can't do on YouTube.
Are there?
There are things you can't do.
I've heard that you can't show your nipples.
You can't show your nipples.
Iwakura-san is hiding it, too.
You can't show your nipples.
Only Choshu-san shows his nipples proudly on YouTube in Japan.
Choshu-san does it in Asakusa and Johanjihalla.
You can't make money on YouTube, either?
I've never thought about making money or making money.
I see.
As I said earlier, I can't make money on YouTube.
I can't make money on YouTube.
I'm tired of making money on YouTube.
I see.
I have to do it every time.
I don't think it's interesting at all.
I see.
Is there anything you want to drink and something you don't want to drink?
I used to be a comedian in SEGA Jumpei.
I won five rounds in one round and one minute.
I used to be a jockey in SEGA Jumpei.
Jockey?
Yes.
Wow, you're moving.
I'm wearing tight pants.
You're wearing tight pants.
Even if I work out like this, I can't do it.
You're right.
But I don't get angry at a cat cafe.
I'm just used to cats.
You're cute.
This is really funny.
I think it's okay like this.
I don't know anything about boxing, but I don't know what to do with it.
How much money do you make?
What do you think?
We're doing a ranking.
It's our own method of production, but we've predicted your profits.
I don't like it.
Stop doing what you've been doing here before.
I'm sorry.
I'm not good at saying goodbye.
I've been doing it in a separate room on this show before.
I've been watching it.
I've been doing it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've put out a ranking.
It's here now.
It's an estimated ranking.
30 million yen is an easy win.
No, it's not like that.
Why do you believe me?
After this, we'll end the studio with a ranking of your profits.
- 500,000 yen for pine cones. - 500,000 yen for sugar.
- 500,000 yen for sugar.
Next week's "DX" is a special survey of donations from celebrities!
Tomohawk is doing his own survey!
A ranking of the profits of 7 groups of guests!
We do rankings, too.
It's our own way of doing surveys, but we've roughly predicted your profits.
- Really? - I didn't know!
- Why not? - I want you to tell us. We don't know.
We've put out rankings.
Here they are.
- Estimated. - Estimated.
Estimated ranking.
First place is Morita.
Second place is Hitoshi Ozawa.
Third place is us, Onigoto Tomohawk.
Fourth place is Tsuda.
Fifth place is Sachiko Kobayashi.
Sixth place is Yoshio Kojima.
And Billy is Yuu Tejima.
- That's for sure. - Roughly.
- This is our estimation. - Estimated.
First place is Morita.
He has six channels.
And his estimated monthly income is...
9.68 million yen.
- That's not much! - That's not much!
- You're lying! - You're lying!
Don't believe what he says!
- It's not that much! - It's not that much!
- Monthly income? - Monthly income!
- It's not that much! - It's not that much!
And it's about one-third of the entertainment industry.
- About one-third of it. - About one-third of it.
- Monthly income is about 30 million yen. - No, it's not that much!
Why do you believe him?
- But this is a private agency. - Private agency.
- It's never taken from Yoshimoto. - That's not true!
- Onigoto Tomohawk can't be lying! - You're lying!
- You're lying!
Now I know why I can't trust him like this!
- I thought so! - A little lower!
- No, no, no!
- A little lower! - A little lower!
- I'm not lying today! - You're not lying!
- That's our evil team leader! - Well, the best person...
- If it's just you, there's no trust in you, Morita-san. - Yes.
- Well, Yuu Tejima-san, - Yes?
- your monthly salary is 50,000 yen. - Yes.
- Really?! - I'd like to know what will happen. - How is it?
- It's... real. - It's real, right?!
- See?! I said it's real! - I was just about to say it!
- What's your triple ($50) deal like, you two? - First, we'll split it in half, and...
- What?! Wait a minute... You two have 50,000? - Yes.
So it's a 20,000 yen proposal and nothing goes to the agency?
Yes.
So 20,000 yen.
That's it.
I don't know, but I can believe it.
What should we do? Sorry, Mari-chan.
To be honest, I don't feel motivated.
20,000 yen is not enough.
It's not enough.
It's not enough for me.
It's not enough for you?
Don't do it.
For my brother, it's about 2.83 million yen higher than me.
I don't have that much money.
It's because I cut my hair.
You're dancing.
Boss, you're angry.
I'm sorry, boss.
Bring me a barricade.
I'm sorry, boss.
Actually, we're at this level.
If you start YouTube now, you can earn 10 million yen a month.
It's easy.
You can make a lot of money.
I'm sure it will come.
It's easy.
YouTube is a platform where you can show your boobs, but you can't say a lot of words.
You can't say "kill me," either.
If you do it, you may be banned.
You may be banned for the first day.
That's a good thing for business.
YouTube is a platform where you can say "kill me."
A.I. will automatically judge you.
You don't read the text, do you?
There's no one who says "kill me" outside of Hamada.
You're the only one.
A.I. pretends not to look at you.
A.I. is scared of you.
You can make a lot of money from dancing.
If it's you, I'll make muscle training videos.
I want to see it.
Is it the other side of muscle training?
It's muscle training.
What kind of video is it?
It's muscle training.
Is it the other side of muscle training?
You can't say "kill me" all of a sudden.
Shall we move on?
Let's move on.
The next theme is...
You can make new connections through YouTube.
What do you think of it?
Please show us your cards.
Is that so, Asacchan?
Yes, it is.
Mr. Kaisaku and Mr. Amureru.
We had a little talk inside.
We called it "talking with words".
I'm definitely older than you.
And I've been in the entertainment industry for a long time.
But I had to say it with words.
It was very interesting.
What is your impression of each other?
Our impression of each other...
Well...
I think I'm...
What did you say?
Nothing at all.
What?
What did you say?
This guy.
This guy?
You bought a mountain, didn't you?
I did!
I bought a mountain and one side of it.
Are you kidding me?
Stop it, you little...
You can do a lot of things in this environment.
It's very interesting.
You can express yourself in this environment.
Do you have any connections with each other?
We met each other in a barrette.
And we talked about collaborating if we were doing YouTube together.
I see.
Recently, I collaborated with Riki Choshu.
What?
We did it together.
What?
Riki asked me if we wanted to do it together.
But we didn't say anything about collaborating.
You just added subtitles.
It's interesting.
I see.
What does it mean?
There are many idols playing games.
I asked them if they would like to play with me.
I contacted them through voice chat.
We play the same game while talking.
I see. Is it such a collaboration?
Yes, it is.
It's rare for an old man like me to appear in a game with an idol.
I was very excited.
I heard the voice of an idol whispering from my ear.
I told her "Take it off".
"Never do it again." "Stop it!" "Can you stop saying that?"
She took a picture of me and said "Take it off"
"Show me." "I hate you!" "It's great!"
"Don't do it." "I'm not stupid."
You're the kindest person I've ever met.
Is there a connection?
On Wednesday's showdown show,
after a collaboration request, Yamakuriko-san said
We were like "let's do it" and the one who didn't like it the most was going to do a collaboration.
Yes, yes, yes.
After that, we did a collaboration in private and that video went viral.
Plus, I exchanged LINE with Kuniko at the place.
You exchanged LINE, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
Every week, I get invited to drinks
Kuniko-san.
Tomorrow, Kuniko-san and I will go out for drinks together.
Go out for drinks?
Does it have anything to do with YouTube?
No, no. It's completely private. Kuniko and I will go out for drinks.
That's amazing.
It's tough.
We did a collaboration on YouTube in the past.
But it was really hard to work with Kuniko-san.
It's more difficult in private.
It would be scary if it's just the two of us.
So we decided to go to my family's izakaya.
And my dad is there, too.
So I wanted my dad to talk to me.
You did it, too?
I did a collaboration with Kuniko-san, too.
In this case, I was pranked.
But I'm not used to it.
Pranking?
Yes, pranking.
When me and Kuniko-san are talking normally,
we don't have many staff members.
We do it all by ourselves.
While we were filming,
we heard a woman's voice asking for help.
I think it was coming from behind me or next to me.
I wanted to film myself getting scared.
But we only had one staff member.
While we were filming,
she asked for help with her iPhone.
From her iPhone?
It's messed up.
It's messed up, right?
It's messed up.
I can see it from here.
She asked for help.
It's messed up.
I don't know if it's a staff member's help or not.
It's messed up.
Why didn't you call Kuniko-chan here today?
Why didn't you call her?
Stop it!
You guys are annoying.
Stop it!
By the way, do you watch YouTube in downtown?
I do.
Sometimes I do.
I read magazines.
You read magazines?
Why do you do that?
No, no.
Today...
Do you watch YouTube?
Sometimes I do.
What kind of YouTube do you watch?
I've seen some of Sharaba's.
Like Cookie.
I don't watch magazines.
I can't watch magazines anymore.
You do, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I've seen some of Sharaba's.
Now, let's find out some negative things about YouTube.
Here is today's topic.
It's hard to have a channel.
Please show us your cards.
Here you are.
So, it's hard for you now.
It's really hard for me.
We don't have any staff members.
We do planning, shooting and editing by ourselves.
We can't use computers.
We use smartphones.
We use our fingers like this.
We plan to upload videos every Tuesday at 6pm.
But it's only possible in Miyaguchi.
When I have other work, editing is so hard that I can't make it in time.
Recently, we upload videos once in three weeks.
Once in a week.
You really have to increase the cycle.
We have to do it about twice a week.
If you say the truth, you want to quit, don't you?
No, no, it's not like that.
You said you wanted to quit.
I didn't say it like that.
You said you wanted to quit, but you couldn't.
It's really fun.
It's fun.
We got a letter from Miyaguchi.
What?
No way!
Hello, I'm Yuu Tejima.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Mari Miyaguchi.
Nice to meet you.
Editing is really hard.
Yes, yes.
I say we edit together, but I do 80% of it.
What?
I get rid of that stress by editing and saying "Yaguchi".
I see.
It's frustrating, isn't it?
You say we do it together. You're great.
I say I do 80% of it.
You're lying.
I want you to know, so I'm saying your name.
I see.
What's wrong with you?
"Yaguteji Channel" always uploads videos that are closer to my private life.
You're really serious about this show.
No, I'm not.
You said you wanted to say about your private life first.
I thought the video would go viral.
I took a video of you saying "I have a boyfriend now".
"I have a boyfriend now".
"I decided to go out with him before I got married".
That's a bad news.
I searched on the Internet and watched many videos of you.
But I couldn't get more than 50,000 views.
I'm not interested in you.
When I watched your video, you said "Let's not make this video anymore".
It reminded me of that.
You're funny.
I want to make this video.
Mr. Yaguchi will edit it.
He's good at editing.
He edits it in detail.
He checks it carefully.
He doesn't include many people.
So, he doesn't include many people.
He doesn't make a big deal of it.
What does it mean?
It's the first time I heard of it.
I'm sorry.
I can only say "I'm sorry".
Morita, what do you think?
The staff is important, right?
The staff is important.
I have 6 channels.
The director of all channels edits it for me.
The director decides the percentage and edits it for me.
If you do that, you can manage it properly.
But you have to pay for it, right?
That's right.
You make money from it.
You can pay for it.
But you can't make money from "Higashibukuro".
Even if you decide the percentage, you don't get much money from the staff.
I see.
He edits "Higashibukuro" about 5 times.
If you do that, you might end up like that.
The staff is doing their best for about a month or two.
If it doesn't work, the next thing the staff will think about is how to escape.
That's right.
What about "Only One" staff?
We hire staff and divide them into three.
They have the same salary as us.
There are about four of us in three parts.
If the edited part is extended, we adjust it accordingly.
Then the staff won't run away.
What about "Tsudan" staff?
I sometimes have them edit.
But it's hard to find staff who edit.
I happened to know one airline's current CA.
What?
I happened to know one airline's current CA.
She's good at editing.
Who is she?
It's been a while since I heard that name.
I happened to know one airline's current CA.
I won't say it here!
She was busy with COVID-19.
She said she could edit videos.
She's good at editing.
What is she good at?
Editing!
Is it hard for you, too, YOSHIO?
I have two channels.
One is "Vegetable Song" and "PIYA's Holiday".
Are you all right?
What is "PIYA's Holiday"?
I make a cover song of "Vegetable Song".
This is...
Cute!
This is "MORO HAIR".
I make this song for my junior, "Fresh Egg Haiji".
Don't speak English!
P-P-Ma-Ma-P-Ma!
(Egg Haiji - "Fresh Egg Haiji")
Of course, there are a lot of anti-comments from viewers.
Now, please raise the lid.
Here you go!
Oh, this is Tsuda.
Yes.
When I'm streaming a game, I get a lot of comments.
And I get angry about it, you know?
That's right.
Then I cut it out and upload it on YouTube.
That's how you manage to make me angry.
That's why sometimes Yahoo news comes up and I try to cut it out.
Sometimes there's a persistent guy.
Can't you stand it?
I can't stand it.
I'm always looking at you and saying, "I'm not good at it."
I'm looking at you and saying, "I'm not good at it."
Oh, it's because of you again.
Well, what the hell are you doing?!
Like that.
But I'm scared.
I'm a little scared.
I'm going to play a game with me.
I can make a friend request.
Then you come to me and talk to me.
Hey, what's so funny about me meeting someone like you?
No, no, I'm not meeting you.
How old are you?
I'm 14 years old.
You're the same age as my son, aren't you?
I'm like a son.
I don't like it.
I don't like being greeted like that all the time.
I don't like it.
It makes me really sad.
Eiji-mama?
I have a lot of them.
Oh, you do.
I have a lot of them.
Why do you two look so happy and laugh like that?
Don't laugh like that!
It's true.
It's too sad.
It's too sad, isn't it?
It's funny.
And there are a lot of people who say delicate comments like that to my partners.
So I delete it before they see it.
It'll be scratched.
But they still say that to me.
They say I have to protect my credibility.
So it's hard for me.
You don't have any credibility anymore.
It's not like that.
I'm doing my best.
Yoshio, you too?
When I was in Oppappi Elementary School,
I used to do it in public.
When I did it in public, people said it wasn't good to be naked in the first place.
As an educational video, I want to show it to my daughter,
but I don't want to show it to you.
Like, "Please put on your clothes."
And there are foreigners who say it's a shame of education in English.
I don't know it well because it's English,
but I think they used emojis to write down the results.
So I deleted it all, put on my clothes, and took it back.
Is there such a thing?
Okay, here we go.
The following is this!
For the first time on YouTube, there was an unexpected happening!
Okay, please show us the cover.
Here you go!
Oh, this is Osawa-san!
The "yes" is pretty obvious.
For the first time on YouTube, I posted once or twice...
Yes!
I didn't know, and the staff said, "Did you get hit?"
Hit?!
Who hit me?
That's not it!
And then...
Apparently, an A.I. made a decision.
We asked around...
And when humans looked it up...
They said it was an A.I.'s decision...
So we went back...
Who hit me?
And our staff said...
It's Osawa-san's face.
Face!
There's something like "face-fan"!
"Face-fan"!
It's like a mosaic!
Face-fan!
There's not much A.I.
I thought A.I. was like this!
A.I. doesn't have a chair!
That's not true!
Digimon!
This is my personal channel...
And in this show, I'm the old-fashioned Hamichichi Paparazzi...
Oh!
The opposite!
Yes!
It's like a comedy show...
Yes!
No, no...
There are quite a lot of things...
Hamichiji Paparazzi...
Yes, yes...
This is a very famous Hamichiji Paparazzi...
It had 200,000 views in one day...
But in the movie...
You can't do this...
Yes, you can't...
It seems like it has a lot of skin area...
You can't see the top part of it...
But you can wear it as a swimsuit...
Or you can wear it and shake it...
It's a joke...
But it was deleted right away...
But the views are increasing...
I see...
I wanted to continue...
So I blurred it...
And it became a joke...
It became a joke...
So I deleted it...
You shouldn't have done it...
Yes...
I see...
But why...
It's for sale...
Why did you do it?
It's for sale...
Do you have to repeat it?
No...
It's for sale...
But it doesn't look like it...
After this, Dian's will sell a lot of things during the live broadcast!
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- Sachi-chan, do you have any happenings? - No, I like high places and jet coasters a lot.
- You like them? - I love high places, of course.
But I've always liked jet coasters.
So I said, "I want to do it! I want to ride it!" And they said, "Okay!"
But no matter how many times I say it, the staff won't do it for me.
So I said, "Why?" and they said, "Can you do it for me? Wait a minute."
And when I heard about it, they said there was an age limit.
Not height, but age limit.
- That's right! - That's right!
- That's right! I also... - Can't you ride a jet coaster?
Some things are different, but...
If you're not allowed to ride the Fuji Coaster...
Other places... When I went to America, I was allowed to ride it, but they said it wasn't allowed.
And it would have been hard for the staff to say, "Why can't we?"
Well, we just need a little...
- "Because it's open..." - They said, "Let's go for it!"
You can't say "shut up" in "Chancellor's Cloud", can you?
"Shut up"!
I can't say it.
But...
By the way, when I was streaming a game, I was playing it on PlayStation.
I put out a screen that I shouldn't have put out.
It went to my email address.
Normally, it would disappear.
But I was playing it connected to my computer, so it didn't disappear.
It just happened to be there.
There's a "v" here.
It's still there.
Let's call Shinaga-san.
Oh, it's Tsuda.
Tsuda! Good morning!
Good morning! Can you hear me?
Oh, Hiroshi-san too. Good morning!
I'm Hiroshi Romato.
Good morning!
Oh, it's Robert.
There's a "sava" in there, but you two aren't there.
Is it because of the settings or something?
Where was it again?
This means we can see the audience, right?
I was watching a show...
Oh, you were...
I was watching a show on my phone.
There were about 1,800 people watching it.
I was so excited and playing games.
I was like, "I'm going to quit playing games."
I looked at my phone and it said, "Good luck with one game."
(Not bad!)
It didn't say "good luck"?
Even when I was about to play games...
It didn't say "good luck"?
It wasn't an anti-meaning?
It doesn't say "good luck"?
It said "good luck" to every single person.
What about you, Morita?
I put my GPS device in my partner's bag.
I thought about what kind of life we're living now.
We set up a GPS and went to various places in Bukuro while looking at the GPS, and there were girls and golfers.
I thought I could take that picture.
I told you a story about it, but after all the shooting was over, Bukuro was furious.
We apologized and said we wouldn't do it again, but when we got home, we asked our manager why he was so mad at us for wiping our butts in front of everyone.
I don't know if it's less stimulating now, but he's playing golf with his fans on his own golf channel.
It's crazy.
And if it's that stimulating, maybe it's not enough, but he's also playing golf with real haters.
It's crazy.
He's doing something like a sauna.
It's crazy.
From warm places to cold places, he's always dressed up.
Do you have anything to say?
I mentioned it earlier, but I'm Master Shoji.
I was in a really scary comedian ranking, and I won first place.
To be honest, I was like, "Gagging at that age is scary, right?"
I wasn't laughing so much in my eyes, and I talked like I was reflecting.
Then I got a call from my manager from Master Shoji.
Master Shoji said he was angry.
He said he wanted to see me, and he was called to Rumini.
When I entered Rumini's private room, Master Shoji was already furious.
What the hell is that? You don't know anything about me, do you?
He was really mad at me.
I was angry, but I told my manager, "Don't you know anything about me?"
I threw a tissue or something like that.
I told him to do it, but I was really scared.
Then Master Shoji opened his stomach and said, "It's not a reflection here."
It was a prank.
"I'm glad it's a prank. I'm sorry," Master Shoji said.
I'm running a YouTube channel, and I'm glad you're angry.
There's no way I'd be angry.
Hey, you brat! I'll beat you up!
It's worse than when I was pranked! It's messed up!
There was a hidden camera that we were watching.
But the staff made a mistake.
All of the cameras had no power on, but none of them were recording.
And then, Mr. Shoji said to the staff,
Hey, you brat! I'll beat you up!
Hey, you brat! It's worse than when I was pranked! It's messed up!
It's worse than when I was pranked! It's not real!
Hey, you brat! It's your job!
Hey, you brat! It's your job! We'll take care of it for you! It's worse than when we were pranked!
Hey, you brat! It's your job! We'll take care of it for you! It's not real!
Actually, we were going to pick up the videos with no problem.
But we were totally pissed off!
We were determined to take them!
But you weren't allowed to pick all of them up, right?
Exactly!
Whoops!
When they realized it was recording on the smartphone, they picked up the falsetto voices on the iphone.
I see!
But somehow...
It's not a video, it's just a voice, and it's also a scary video.
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