AISubs v3.4
The washlet in my dressing room was broken, and after I pooped a lot, the washlet didn't come out.
It's hard.
Yes, I feel like throwing up.
I understand.
But you went out, didn't you? To wash up.
No, I pooped.
No, you wiped it with paper.
No, I can't do it anymore.
Why?
I can't do it anymore.
If you don't do it, you'll have to go to the bathroom outside while you're pooping.
I'll do it if you pretend you didn't see it.
That's weird.
It's a waste.
You can wash it up.
No, I can't do it.
I can't do it.
So you're going to flush the toilet and do it with a water-tissue bomb.
I can't do it.
What is it?
Why did you give me a dressing room like that in the first place?
And I sometimes use this dressing room, but do you think it's okay?
I don't know about that.
I think you do it, too.
I don't do it.
You do it one by one, don't you?
One by one.
I don't do it.
Tonight!
Now is the time for entangled men to appear for the first time in "DX"!
Entertainers who play supporting roles who love them will give you hot recommendations!
"Face" doesn't mean anything!
All of them are over 15 years old!
The entangled men who have finally begun to see the light of day...
"Shuten knife"!
...will rampage on the stage of "Downtown DX"!
Entangled!
We're finally here!
Dance Downtown!
We're definitely entangled, right?
No, no, it's not like that!
Entangled!
It's really hot right now!
But you guys have to carry me!
That's right!
That's how it is!
Let's start with "Onigoe"!
Thank you!
I'm from Minamikawa.
Minamikawa, yes!
"Onigoe" and "Mahawk" will now introduce you to...
"Minamikawa", a pin entertainer from "Shochiku Entertainment"!
In 2005, they debuted as a duo "P-Man's Standard"!
Hey! "Pamonga"!
Damn it!
They worked as a duo for 14 years, but there was no break.
They disbanded in 2019.
But...
It's a shame.
The situation has turned upside down!
I thought he was a bad MC.
Basically, I don't care about making money.
The destruction of celebrities around them is devastating!
Even big celebrities praise them!
The problem man of small and medium-sized entertainment!
His 18th year of acting career!
Minomikawa!
He can talk and he's fit. He's an all-rounder.
And Sanma-san, Juniors-san, Higashino-san...
He's really into the members he imagines.
He's a talented person.
And he belongs to a small and medium-sized entertainment.
But there are a lot of bad things about small and medium-sized entertainment seniors and agencies.
Are there any bad things about small and medium- sized entertainment seniors?
T.K. Okino-san is gone.
Ostero-san is gone, too.
Starbucks is gone, too.
It's a weird agency.
They do a lot of sales, too.
Stop it!
It's a random agency!
You can't say that!
I don't know because you're not honest.
But I'm honest, so I know.
I'm Yoshimoto.
I'm Yoshimoto, right?
I'm from Sanmiuji.
It's true that small and medium-sized entertainment seniors have to come.
That's true.
That's how it is.
It's too dangerous.
I don't want to get involved with small and medium- sized entertainment seniors.
I was manipulating T.K. Okino-san's bottle incident behind his back.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
You made me say it!
You and Kinoshita-san's conversation,
I asked Shinomi-san of Ojiniozumo-san, "Would you like me to say it?"
"Would you like me to say it?" "Would you like me to get a fine for saying it?"
She said it to me.
It was in the morning.
I didn't think you'd say it.
I didn't think you'd say it in the middle of the night.
I was surprised.
I don't like Kinoshita-san's conversation.
Please don't talk about Kinoshita-san.
I won't.
Kinoshita-san can laugh now and then,
but Kinoshita-san can't laugh anymore.
To be honest, I'm about to collapse.
Here is Minami-kun's finishing point!
Impersonation!
It's not just an impersonation.
Minami-kun can impersonate for an instant.
He can do it for almost eternity.
I can impersonate for an infinite amount of time.
You can do it for eternity?
I can do it for eternity.
I've fallen in love with it and played it about 20 times.
Is there such a thing?
No, there isn't.
Can I do it?
Can you do it?
The moment you do it, you'll know it's an impersonation.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
I'll do it first.
Yes, I already impersonate.
You do it?
Yes, I impersonate.
You do it?
Yes. Don't you know?
Who is it?
I recently started YouTube.
I'm Ochiya Hiromitsu.
I know who you are.
You only have glasses and a head.
Is that how you do it?
Yes, I'm really excited right now.
I'm really excited.
Your eyes look sad.
Can I do it?
I can do it for an instant.
Can I do it?
Yes, I do it.
You do it?
Yes, I do it.
You don't do it, do you?
Who is it?
He's an actor who's like Murocchio in Korea.
He's also in "Ballet".
I don't know.
I don't know anything.
You don't know?
I'm sad.
Why did you let me answer later?
I'm sad.
It's fun.
You can enjoy it twice.
Can you enjoy it twice? Not yet.
- Not yet? - Yeah.
- Except for you guys? - Yes.
This is completely exposed.
- Can you do it? - Exposed?
- This is completely exposed. - No one will know.
It's exposed on TV.
- Who? - It's exposed.
- Who? - Tomina is one of them.
- It's similar. - It's similar.
- It's hard to say, but it's similar.
I can do it.
- You like him, too, don't you? - I do like him, but...
we often hang out.
He always says he's independent.
His character is out of place.
He does YouTube. It's for children.
This time, my daughter is obsessed with it.
She's got a stomachache. Her name is Mimami.
- Does she? - She's like a different character.
- Is it a video? - Is she doing it?
- Her mental is off. - Is she doing it?
She's this cute.
It's not a center.
Right.
It's not blurred at all.
I've been watching this girl all the time.
It's not funny.
I've been watching it wondering if it's funny.
I've always loved this.
It's not blurred at all.
It's very funny.
There's nothing interesting about it.
It's fun.
It's expensive.
For the music...
It's strange and sweet.
Yes, it is.
What is this?
It's been played 5,000 times last year, but my daughter watched it about 4,800 times.
Thank you.
My daughter...
No, it's not good at all.
It doesn't resonate with children in the world.
Only my daughter resonates with me.
But it's so cute and cute like this.
Is this okay?
Of course, it's good.
It's good for children to get stuck and make some money.
Make money?
Don't say "make money."
Make money?
Do you make money on YouTube?
It's easy to say.
Jin is BKB.
I'm BKB.
First of all, we are in the same school.
Tomonori Jinnai and Kawasaki Bike, who are in the same agency as Kawasaki Bike.
They debuted in 2004.
After that, they disbanded.
Since 2007, they have been active as Kawasaki Bike.
I'm BKB, too.
BKB!
They will advance to the R-1 final with this BKB story.
But they won't make it to the break.
But now, they are getting attention not only from entertainers.
Two-time entertainers with hidden talents.
It's their 19th year.
Kawasaki Bike!
Even though I'm not an entertainer, I'm from Hyogo Prefecture.
I'm also from BKB.
So, I'm interested in entertainers.
I have introduced entertainers in many programs.
They are usually funny.
But, they are the weakest among entertainers.
But, they are getting attention.
But, now, they are getting attention.
Now, they are getting attention.
It's true that you haven't been involved in many programs.
About eight years ago, I was invited to a shopping program of Hamada-san.
At that time, I could only do BKB.
When I did BKB, Hamada-san became cautious.
At last, he told me to do my best and it ended.
You weren't involved in many programs.
At last, you are here.
Now, this is BKB's finishing point.
The drama is "short short".
To be honest, BKB is one of the second entertainment groups.
I think BKB is not only about B and K and B.
But, BKB has a lot of script writing.
They have a good memory.
That's right.
Last time, BKB wrote the last part of "The Four Strange Stories".
Now, you are here.
Are you a teacher?
He is a teacher.
Some people call me "bike teacher".
"Bike teacher"?
Bring him here!
"Bike teacher"?
Is he a bike teacher?
He is like a teacher.
However, general viewers of "The Four Strange Stories"
say that "original bike" and "car bike" were the strangest.
It was unexpected.
Yes, it was unexpected.
It was unexpected.
I thought BKB was the only one.
Did you go to the scene of the drama?
Yes, I did.
It was a rare opportunity.
I went to the scene of the drama.
I bought a Baumkuchen and went there.
Why did you like Baumkuchen?
Because you are a teacher!
I thought it was BKB.
Baumkuchen.
Baumkuchen was interesting.
Because you are a teacher.
Recently, like Yoshimura-san,
more and more people think of me as a teacher
because I write novels like this.
And I'm not a junior high school student.
I'm a senior high school student.
Teacher, I'm still a senior high school student.
What did you say?
Teacher, I'm too nervous.
I'm still a senior high school student.
What's wrong with you?
You're doing it again!
You're 19 years old!
It's a rare opportunity.
I went to the scene of the drama.
The drama started.
Ayamoto Mizuki-san was acting.
But I couldn't show it to the camera.
Everyone was running towards me.
I didn't know much about it.
There was a glass door.
I was looking at Ayamoto-san's movement and lines.
He said, "Cut!"
Someone was moving here!
Oh, it's me!
You're weak!
I'm sorry!
What's wrong with you?
I didn't know what you were talking about.
You said you had something to say.
I see.
You said you had something to say.
It's over.
I'm glad it's over.
I thought you were all like that.
Let's make people laugh.
What is it?
Let's make people laugh.
It's a B.
Let's make people laugh.
It's coming soon.
Of course.
I'm a special force for Baumkuchen.
It's not a bad thing.
But I wanted you to see it in a different light.
I was surprised by that.
We're talking about BKB and poetry.
I have one thing I'd like to ask you.
I posted this pretend-to-be-a-phone call two years ago.
I had a chance to work with Mr. Kenkoba.
He knew me before I released my song "You".
Oh, I see. I'll give it back to you again.
The other day, I had a meal with Mr. Matsumoto and Mr. Junior.
They called me and praised my story a lot.
"Which one is it?" I said.
I really don't remember either of them.
I really wanted to hear which one it was.
Mr. Matsumoto.
Mr. Matsumoto's potential is hidden.
Mr. Junior.
Do you remember this now?
Well, first of all...
Let's go with "kiribame".
It's strict.
Promise me!
What is "kiribame"?
You've been doing it for 19 years.
I don't remember much about it.
I'm sorry. I don't remember much about it.
Then, Mr. Junior.
Mr. Junior.
I'll check with Mr. Junior.
That's it!
What kind of development was it now?
Was there a development when it was Mr. Matsumoto?
Mr. Matsumoto was there.
Mr. Matsumoto...
That's me!
Really?
I'm so happy!
I'm so happy that Mr. Matsumoto praised me for this!
I'm so happy!
It's open.
What is it?
Huh?
Who is it?
I'm Natsuki Kato.
"Let's use "kiribame"?"
It's not like that.
Let's use it!
It's not about "kiribame" at all!
Let's use it!
Mr. Matsumoto!
It's not about "kato"!
It's kind of like that!
I just realized it!
It's like "kiribame" a little bit!
It's kind of like that!
We'll talk about it later!
Yeah, the air is different.
It's not about "kato"!
You're the one who wrote it!
It's not good.
It's good.
Next, Pekopa.
Yes.
It's Taiga.
Pekopa will introduce a senior entertainer, Taiga.
Taiga.
In 1999, he debuted as an actor.
Taiga! Taiga!
He has been active in various companies.
No one knows.
He has never spoken up.
It's been 23 years.
Twenty-three?
This year...
His beloved juniors break up one after another.
Yes.
He is overtaken in no time.
However!
His juniors say his name.
A ray of light!
Tokyo entertainers adore him.
Eternal brother!
24th year of his career!
Taiga!
I have never been to a comedy school.
I started out as an ordinary person.
When I first joined an agency called Oscar Promotion,
Taiga was at the top of the list.
Taiga taught me everything about comedy.
Really?
As I said earlier,
Audrey, Bob Ryder, and Kazu.
They gave me a lot of knowledge.
It's coming out little by little now.
That's right.
Everyone supports him now.
However, his comedy is a little weak.
His comedy is weak.
It's been 24 years.
It's weak.
It's a little weak.
Yes.
It may be strong.
We don't know his voice volume yet.
Yes, yes, yes.
His voice volume is small, isn't it?
It's small, isn't it?
His voice response is small, isn't it?
His voice doesn't come out much.
I'll try to deliver it to you.
His voice comes out a lot.
It's coming out little by little now.
Is it true?
However, he is a very funny person.
I want you to use him in your future TV programs.
I want you to know him to many people.
But if you make a serious face, it's funny, isn't it?
That's right.
If you make a serious face, you won't know where you can tease him.
So, if you don't make a serious face...
Can I tease you?
You are overdoing it, Mr. Tiger.
That's right.
What are you looking at?
What?
This is a picture of a child.
Don't laugh.
It's too early.
What do you want to see?
It's too early.
Don't do that.
I'm encouraged.
When you are nervous, you rely on a picture of a child.
Can I say it?
I don't know what it is.
That's right.
It's a chance, Mr. Tiger.
After all, it's the first year of being on TV.
So, it's the first year, isn't it?
It starts with the first year.
It's like a DVD.
Here is Mr. Tiger's finishing point.
It's an appropriate advice for juniors.
It's amazing.
It's about us.
It's about us in 2019.
Until then, we were wearing kimonos.
Tiger-san saw us wearing kimonos on M-1.
He said we should change our costumes.
I asked him what kind of costume he wanted.
He said he wanted a purple costume, like a host.
But he wanted it to be purple with no gloss.
He said it would be cheap for a showbiz entertainer.
When we actually wore it, it was really popular.
It was perfect for my junior's advice.
You're the only one who doesn't know.
Shut up!
What did you say? Shadow?
What did you just say?
You just said it.
Boom!
It sounded like an old car engine.
But your advice is objectively correct.
It's easier to see now.
For example, there are young people like you.
Your advice for life is what you say to them.
You don't say anything funny.
Shut up!
What did you say?
I was just saying it out loud.
I said "shut up."
Tiger-san, what do you think?
Should we change it to "downtown"?
No way!
What do you think of "downtown"?
Tiger-san, what do you think?
Everyone is doing their best to be like that.
You don't say anything!
I don't say anything!
You don't say anything!
You don't say anything! You don't say anything!
I didn't get along with Downtown guys.
You don't say anything! You don't say anything!
What about work? You've been working a little, but you also have kids.
That's right.
You don't earn money just by laughing.
I'm working part-time at Uber Eats now.
I also distributed five of them today.
This is it.
- Oh, you're right. - I'm being cautious.
- I see. - I see.
Has anyone ever been to a talent show?
Oh, I've been twice to Kazrazer's house.
- You happened to be there? - He's my junior.
- You happened to be at Kazrazer's? - I happened to be at Kazrazer's.
And it seems like I've also been to an office worker's house.
- I didn't meet him because it was an offer, - Oh, I see.
- but he talked about me on the radio. - Oh, I see.
When I asked for an Uber Eats today, an entertainer, Tiger-kun, came to me.
- That's amazing. - Yes.
- Um... - I understand.
- I hope you'll make me laugh again today. - Yes.
- Please deliver it to me. - Please deliver it to me.
- You've also been to a BJP's house? - Yes.
- It's a theater called Luminizer Shibata in Shinjuku. - Yes.
- When I was normally on stage, - Yes.
- the staff came to me with a lot of excitement. - Yes.
"Tiger-san is coming now." They showed me a picture of Tiger-san in an Uber Eats.
But, well, since it's Tiger-san,
"I'll give you a ten percent tip," they said.
- That's amazing. - That's a good match!
- That was a good match!
- You should've done better! - You're not ending it well!
- I didn't come here to do this. - You're not ending it well.
- I came here to do it properly. - You came here to do it properly.
- Yes, I came here to do it properly. - You came here to do it properly.
- Apparently, these two drink together a lot, - Yes.
- but when they drink together, BKB-san takes a little bit of the advantage. - Yes!
- That's right! - I see.
- He comes from Ijiru-river. - I see.
- He comes from Ijiru-river. - The income and all of that is still...
- I don't like it at all in Ijiru-river. - He's quiet.
- He's quiet.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Alright, Yoshimura! - Yes!
- Thank you for waiting! We're back with "Five Gap". - "Five Gap", yes.
- Please do! - Please do!
The band that Yoshimura Nobukov will introduce tonight is...
...the band of the same era, "Five Gap"!
Their 2000 debut.
The band is "Non Style", "King Kong", "Beast" and...
- ...the popular comedy "Bakaru". - This is how it was like.
- Together. - Boki boki boki, boki boki boki...
- Boki boki boki... - That's a lot.
- Wow. - They actively promote in theaters,
- but in show races... - But in show races...
- But then comes the break... - Do you know?
- The negative focus of the era... - Do you know?
- Are falled on by senior comedians... - Are falled on by senior comedians...
- Who push the break too far. - Who push the break too far.
The old man's Showa sense is refreshing on the contrary!
Reiba's tragedy king! 23rd year of his career!
VIBE GAP!
Kubo and I used to live in the same house, and we were both comedians.
As you saw in the video, Chidori and Hanadai are all comedians that everyone likes and praises.
Finally, everything is settled, and only DOWNTOWN is left.
But I think VIBE GAP is coming. I've been paying attention to it for about two years now.
Really?
Thank you!
You won "king of corn", didn't you?
That's right.
It's said that it's coming soon.
I've been paying attention to it for about two years now.
I see.
Here is the final point of VIBE GAP!
The laughter of the Showa era
Thank you!
The laughter of the Showa era has developed too much recently.
There are limitations, and there are many things like starting a plot.
Like acting skills.
There is no such thing.
There is no original form of laughter.
There is no such thing.
There is no such thing!
There is no such thing like coolness or anything like that!
If you say it in Shabboshai, it means there is nothing!
There is nothing!
You can laugh without thinking about anything!
We were born in the Showa era, and it's been about four years since we were born in the Reiwa era.
No, it's already Showa '97!
It's still Showa!
I want you to see the Showa laughter!
There are various jokes and things like that.
I'm sorry for saying hello to you like this!
It's okay in this situation.
It's a good thing you know it.
There is also a downtowner today!
Such a gorgeous member!
It's like a festival!
It doesn't make sense!
What do you think?
Thank you very much!
That's amazing!
It doesn't make sense at all!
Since we're here today, we'd like to express our enthusiasm for FIVE GAP.
We've been doing this for 23 years and we'd like to do our best at DOWNTOWN DELUXE!
Please support us, FIVE GAP!
What's wrong?
Mr. Yoshimura is coming in!
Mr. Yoshimura!
Why are you coming in, Mr. Yoshimura?
You can't come in!
What are you doing?
You can't come in, Mr. Yoshimura!
This is FIVE GAP!
If I were you, I'd come in like this!
But you're not coming in properly!
Do it properly!
What are you doing?
If you're rude in front of ZOONTOWN, you have to do it properly!
This is your chance, so go home!
What's wrong with you?
If you're going to do that, go home!
Excuse me!
I'm back!
Welcome back!
What's wrong with you?
Mr. Yoshimura!
What's with this team?
This team is the worst!
Congratulations!
Applause!
After this, an even more dangerous second half!
And then, an emergency situation occurs in Jinnai!
I've never done anything like this!
How dare you do this!
Mr. Matsumoto, what will you do in the second half of the game?
In the opening, I talked about Washletter.
Then, Mr. Starr went to the dressing room and saw me.
Then, I was cured.
I had a bad contact with people.
The first half of the game was like that, too.
You had a bad contact with people!
I thought I had a bad contact with people.
I thought I had a bad contact with people today.
You were lucky.
I was lucky.
I thought I had a bad contact with people.
You were lucky.
During the break, Jin and BKB talked behind me.
You introduced something.
BKB said, "Let's do it like this."
Let's do it like this.
But you didn't talk behind me today, did you?
I may be wrong about it today, but...
I wanted to talk behind you and play a game.
I'm sorry for you.
- I can't say that just with my bike. - I wanted to tour with you, but I can't say it just with my bike.
- Boom, boom! - Well, let's go.
- Let's do it before that. - Let's do it before that.
- How are you doing with your rhythm?
- You're not dancing at all. - You have to warm up. - Warm up, warm up.
- Since we still have a lot of things, let's go. Next up is...
- Mr. Downtowner! - Yes. - They still have more!
- They do. - They still have more.
- Then, let's go to Ginga. - That's right.
- Of course, you know about BKB, Mr. Matsumoto, but... - Yes.
- They often have big stages. - Yes, yes.
- Kumada Mochashi and BKB. - That's right.
- M-1 Grand Prix... I don't know if you've seen it on TV. - Yes.
- M-1 Grand Prix is very exciting, but... - Yes.
- It's more exciting because of those stages. - I see.
- Also, Yoshimoto's "Legendary One Day". - Yes.
- It's also exciting because of the stages... - Yes.
- ...and "Legendary One Day" begins. - Yes.
- It's very... Well, Yoshimoto also bought it. - Yes.
- He's a practitioner. - Yes.
- I want you to know about those things today. - I see.
- But you haven't seen BKB's "b" and "k" and "b" yet, right? - That's right.
- Well, of course, that's also amazing. - First of all, let's see it...
- I see. - Then, Mr. Matsumoto...
- I can't do it at all. - Can you do it, Mr. Matsumoto?
- Can I do BKB with you, Mr. Matsumoto? - Please do it.
- I'm very happy. - No problem.
- Mr. Matsumoto's BKB comes to my mind right away. - Yes.
Bald, blonde, bodybuilder, BKB!
Applause!
Maybe I'm wearing it because I thought it was an introduction.
- You don't have a customer. - I don't need it.
- Earlier you said "Mr. Matsumoto", can I say it? - I didn't say anything.
- Can I say "Mr. Matsumoto" like I'm going crazy? - I see, I see.
- I think you were thinking about it, but you said "eh" at first. - No, no.
- I said "Mr. Matsumoto" because I thought it was cute. - Because you thought it was cute?
- I said it because I thought it was cute, and it came to my mind.
- Mr. Hamada! - Mr. Hamada!
- Mr. Hamada, I love you more than violence, boy! - Boy!
- Boy!
- Since it's a sin. I thought you would say "boy". - Boy, boy, boy, boy.
- It's good, isn't it? - Yes, it's shown quite a lot.
Ah, I see. Then "Downtown Deluxe" is...
- Ah, "Downtown Deluxe"! - Yes, for a show.
Of course it's awesome. The show that makes us shine so much!
Eeeeeeya! Su-su-su!
Su! Su! Su!
Even the small letters! Su-su-su!
He's doing the small letters! Cute!
In the past, only Taiga was funny.
Taiga-san!
Funny! Funny!
He's got a timing ovation! Funny!
He's a famous actor, isn't he?
Famous actor!
This is a talk that Downtown still has, right?
Of course. Everyone has their own.
This is a talk that Downtown still has, right?
That's right.
I think it's okay from now on.
I hope everyone is okay.
Sensei! Don't give up!
Don't give up!
Yoshimura! I'm counting on you!
Leave it to me!
Five Gaps! Five Gaps!
Five Gaps! Well, I know what you're talking about, but there are still many episodes of Tomo on the left.
There are things like "scumbag comedian boom", but he's like the first generation of it.
He's a scumbag who's dirty for women and money.
He's shameless!
I like gambling and I don't have money, so if I bet 10,000 yen, 9,000 yen will be gambled.
If I lose money, I hide it under my socks and use it as a living expense.
If I lose money, I bet 10,000 yen, 9,000 yen, 1,000 yen and bet 12,000 yen.
I don't return the money I lost.
In addition, this is a woman's story.
Yoshimura is not good.
I can't graduate by force.
Look at the contact.
This is a woman's story.
But you are independent, right?
You have to be number one, so you go to a go-con with your team members.
O-NISHI-RAYON, SAN-PEI and MEGO-SIX.
You go with those members and become number one.
You don't have much money, so you wear a wig and go to a go-con.
I have a wig.
You wear a wig for a go-con.
I'll do it like this.
You wear a cap and go-con.
Can I wear this?
You can wear a cap and go-con.
You don't say that you lost money, do you?
I don't say that.
You don't say that you lost money, do you?
I don't say that.
You don't say that.
There are many such things.
The next segment is "KUBO-KEN's gag".
YOSHIMURA's gag is...
I want you to do this gag.
I want you to do it.
It's the most embarrassing gag in history of the earth.
It's not "very" but "unbearable".
The word and the length...
It's the most embarrassing gag in history of the earth.
The most embarrassing...
It's this one.
All right. Let's do it.
I'll transform into an ant-robot.
Gacha, gacha...
Sato! Kuroame! Mama Reed!
I'm a hero of justice.
White! Red!
That's all.
Comedians have never done it before.
Would you like to try it?
No, no, no.
You'll know if you do it.
Can you do it?
I'm scared.
You'll know if you do it.
I'm scared.
It's really scary.
This mountain is higher than you think.
No one can do it.
It's amazing.
I wanted someone to do it.
It's impossible.
If you're not human...
Why?
I've never done it!
No, I haven't!
I haven't!
I haven't done it!
I can't do it!
I can't even move!
I'm Sasuke of the comedy world!
I'm a comedian!
Then why don't you do that one?
What?
The one with Hiottoke.
Yes, the one with Hyottoke.
Do it again.
It's a festival today!
Janga janga janga janga janga janga janga
This mask is useless!
I mean, you look funny.
You look funny.
You've never done it before!
It's your fault!
It doesn't matter!
Which one will you choose?
No, no, no.
I'd rather choose the one with the No.
But it's hard!
It's tough.
It's my first time.
Give it to me.
I know you won't accept it, but why did you say it?
But it was fun.
I watched it twice and it was fun.
- This one's pretty short. - Right.
- That one's really about 40 seconds long. - I don't know about that one.
- Here we go! - Alright!
Ready, set...
♪ Janga janga janga janga janga janga janga ♪
♪ There's no meaning in the ramen ♪
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
What am I supposed to do?
- I didn't see it. - You didn't see it?
Here, look at this.
Watch it with that!
What do you think of Yoshimura in "Five Gaps" on the other hand?
He has a bad habit of being a woman, like a legend.
Yoshimura is naked.
After this, Yoshimura faces a fierce counterattack!
It's obvious that Yoshimura was a villain in his youth!
That's too much!
It's a tradition, isn't it? Yoshimoto's tradition.
What kind of tradition is that?!
What do you think of Yoshimura's "five gaps" on the contrary?
He used to be a legendary bad-tempered woman.
I used to live with her.
The back of the house where we lived was a theater for a comedy show.
One day, a popular entertainer was doing a solo show.
There were about a hundred people waiting outside.
Yoshimura opened the door of the house from his own window and said,
Ah, I see.
He went outside and after about two minutes, he brought back a girl.
Would you like to come inside? We have delicious cheesecake.
Is this a fact?
This is a fact.
He brought back a fan of an entertainer called Chimon Chochu.
What a heartless man!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's a tradition, isn't it? Yoshimoto's tradition.
What kind of tradition is it?!
It's a tradition.
Well, there were times like that.
The address of the house was revealed during a live broadcast, so people started coming.
One day, the doorbell rang and I thought, "Who could it be?"
I heard, "It's Yomiuri Shimbun."
When we came out of the gacha, there was a completely naked gal standing there.
She said, "Wow, you're really alive." and went somewhere.
Toka...
It's "toka"!
I'm "kiribame"!
This is the first time such a thing happened!
Also, Yoshimura said he wanted to buy a red light bulb at home.
He wanted to buy a red light bulb in the living room's main area.
And he turned it off and a red light bulb flashed.
At that moment, Yoshimura suddenly turned forward and posed like this.
- Toka... - Toka...
- Haishi! - Janga, janga, janga, janga, janga...
- Janga, janga, janga, janga - Omen has no meaning in this world!
- Well then, how about it? - Well then, how about it?
- How about it, Sora? - Sora!
- I know about your future predictions! - Future predictions?
- Future predictions, I know! - How incredible!
- Sora! - Sora!
You see me from the side, and you don't want me to see your face!
- Your mindless face! - I know about your future predictions!
- Megotan! - Yes!
- Next, Taiga. - Actually, Taiga-san, it looks like this, but the story is really interesting.
What I particularly want to recommend is a story about dancing a twist and saying "no".
- Taiga-san, please look at this. - It's interesting.
- Don't look at it! - Don't look at it!
Taiga's "I still have it"
A story about dancing a twist and saying "no".
Music, start!
Dancing a twist and saying "no" between Chuo Line and Yamate Line!
Chuo Line!
There's an end point!
Yamate Line!
Yamanote Line?
Good, good.
There's no end point!
The weather is bad!
Good!
Good job!
Excuse me, can I say something?
Yes.
For this story, as long as the length is long, you can say it quickly.
I'm waiting for you to say it like this.
When I went up, I was quite surprised.
You said it really quickly.
I said it quickly, didn't I?
You said it quickly.
Yamanote Line.
Yamate Line!
Yamate Line.
You were curious about it, too, weren't you?
I was curious about it.
You weren't editing it, were you?
You were more curious about it.
I thought I should keep you waiting, Downtownz.
No, no, it's just a story.
There's another one.
Let's not say this one.
There's nothing in it now.
I really like the role-play.
I like the role-play.
I like it.
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Tiger, will you get your revenge?
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Good!
You were doing it!
Isn't it a five gap?
You are delusional!
You guys did it for Tiger!
It's not the first time.
It was good!
I'm sorry!
It's catchy and you can say "Let's do it!"
Tiger, where do you want to go next? Like R-1?
Can you do it?
You can't do it in history.
I've done a lot of jokes, so I want to do a joke of a talk show.
A joke of a talk show!
Can you say it?
It's a failure!
When I went to Hamada-san's school, I said "hello" when I said a joke of a talk show.
But I couldn't say "it's Tiger" in a talk show, so I said it and Hamada-san laughed a lot.
Why didn't you fix your hair?
You don't have to worry about it!
Fix your hair in the forest!
I get it! I get it!
What is this?
It wasn't supposed to be like this!
But it's selling well today, isn't it?
It's selling well today, isn't it?
Please!
The students are the best!
Minamikawa-san's wife is amazing!
His wife does Instagram and sends a lot of DMs to sell his Minamikawa.
His wife has never met Juniors and Easters in person, but she sends them DMs and even does a YouTube collaboration with them!
She started supporting me on Instagram without asking me.
At that time, I said "don't do it, you're just starting".
One day, a lot of employees from the small district came and contacted me from Yoshimoto-san.
There are people who send DMs directly to Easters' Instagram.
They say "that's Minamikawa's wife", but I asked "is it you?"
I see.
In that sentence, I said "my husband is funny and Easters will definitely think it's funny, so please use YouTube".
I asked "is it you?" and he said "no, it's not me".
I called him right away and he said "oh, it's me".
I said "yes, it's me".
By chance, Easters-san happens to have a big vessel and says "oh, it hurts, it hurts, it's not my wife!".
Saying "oh, it hurts, it hurts, it's not my wife!", she did it and her appearance on YouTube came true.
Wow!
Anything and everything.
I'm asking my wife about this.
Wow!
Yes.
Excuse me.
Is that what you say, wife?
We asked the wife of Minamitawa, who does YouTube appearances in person with Easters-san and Chihara- junior-san, for the reason.
Last year, around September or so, Goto Town came out and around November or so, Sanwa-san's factory committee came out and so on.
Even though I thought it would sell well, I had a day off on January 25th.
Wait a minute!
It's not like that.
Why?
I have to work hard now!
But if it was Yoshimoto-san, I think it would have sold by now.
To be honest, the way it sold was a little bad.
Stop it!
Without reporting it to the office, she went out of her own will and made a complaint.
Didn't she get angry?
I sent it to Easters-san and he got pretty angry.
Ah, it's fine, it's fine.
But well, it's good that you decided, Easters- san.
I won't do it anymore.
While saying that, I secretly sent it to Easters- san again.
Then, he said "Ah, it's fine, let's do it."
Easters-san, it's decided!
When I contacted him, he said "No, you can't do it!"
You'll get angry again.
He said that, but I'm not that kind of guy.
You're strong.
Next, is there any celebrity who wants to collaborate with you?
I'm working on it now.
Who is it?
I'm working on it now.
It's Saito Makkoi.
I wanted to appear on your YouTube channel.
Did you have confidence in him?
Yes, I did.
I'd like to say thank you to you.
Thank you very much.
I wish I could imitate you.
She's a great manager.
Next, I'd like to DM you.
You're a legend.
I'd like you to meet Takasu once.
She's a youkai.
She knows how to attack.
She's a youkai.
Let's meet Takasu once.
Isn't it funny that you're a couple?
For example, a real estate agent's location.
Or a couple's location.
But you're sharp.
I don't want to do that kind of work.
So I refused.
You refused?
Yes, I want to do a couple's location.
But my wife told me not to do cheap things.
You have a high pride.
Yes, I'm scared.
Is it okay for you to dance with melon?
It's okay for me to do it alone.
It's okay for me to do it with my family.
If your wife tells you to do it, would you do it?
I'd be furious.
But you don't get angry, do you?
No, I'd be furious.
So I told her not to do it.
I told her not to do it many times.
But it's like this.
"What?" "You're doing it well."
Have you done it before?
When I read it now, I'm angry.
It's dangerous.
It's funny.
It's dangerous.
It's not dangerous.
It's not a crime.
Of course.
It's a new way of doing things.
Everyone is asking this.
What do you think of Onigoe?
Onigoe...
Recently, people say bad things about Onigoe.
They say bad things about Onigoe.
Actually...
They don't say bad things about Onigoe.
But we think it's the same thing.
We think it's the same thing.
But when we open the lid of Onigoe, people say good things about it.
Actually, it's a compliment game.
No, it's not like that.
We're exposed.
We don't want you to be like that.
You're saying bad things about Onigoe.
But you've been quiet about it recently.
No, I'm not quiet about it. You are.
No, it's not me.
You're the one who's quiet about it.
- You're the one who's quiet about it. - You're the one who's quiet about it.
No, stop it!
- You're the one who's quiet about it. - You're the one who's quiet about it.
- Stop it! - You're the one who's quiet about it.
Shut up!
You...
- You're really mad, aren't you? - Yes, I am, even though I'm just saying this.
But haven't you been quiet about it recently?
- No, no, I haven't. - Recently?
- It's you, isn't it? - No, it's not me!
- It's you! - I'm not talking about you!
Who the hell do you think you are?
Yoshimoto!
Stop it!
Stop it, you!
Shut up!
If you and Kato Kouji can't quit Yoshimoto,
I'm sorry!
I can't do it anymore!
Don't make us fight anymore!
Hey, what's up with you?
What's up with you?
Watch where you're going!
Let's do it properly!
It's impossible!
Ever since B.K.B. left, we thought it was impossible!
Ever since that sunny day, we thought it was impossible!
I'm sorry!
Next week's "DX" will show us the manliness of celebrities!
I'm pretty particular about beauty.
I think I'll do this much.
I want to be a professional.
I started learning how to cook in September of last year.
I cook with a low-temperature cooker.
And!
This summer's "Show of Shift" won't let you let your guard down!
Are you Johnny's?
I work for Johnny's!
Look forward to next week!
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