AISubs v3.4
DX
Welcome, welcome.
Hamamatsu-san, today...
Yes?
Perhaps, since you started working for DX, you've never appeared before.
That's right.
We've never seen you before.
That's right.
Let's have you leave.
That might be a good idea.
I'm a little shy, so...
I don't think I'll be able to say much today.
That's right.
Tonight, we'll gather young and popular stars!
Artists who are world-famous!
Leaders of new schools!
Tonight's Johnny's Jr. Popular Hit!
"a-group"!
X-ray Group!
YouTubers!
"foo-waiter"!
Drama, comedy, comedy!
An eight-member group that can do anything!
"down-human"!
"eve" is "the w" and is a popular savior!
"yo-me-da-ni-sen"!
"a-group" who became popular at a young age!
"no-yo-mi" has been discovered!
The only thing I buy is...
"book-ken"?
"book-ken"!
"down-town" and "um-wa-ken"!
And of course...
"na-ni-na-mo-ro-ni"!
This is the new generation!
With their free-spirited behavior...
"down-town" is being turned around!
"down-town"!
What are you doing?
But, isn't this the "bazoo" that was introduced earlier?
No, no, it's extremely excellent!
That's right!
This "na-ni-sen" is...
Perhaps, this "j-m-i-ken" is not it?
Ah, yes, that's right!
Excuse me, since it's "hajime-mashitte"...
We have a song to introduce ourselves, so can you sing it for us?
Ah, it's fine, it's fine!
Thank you very much!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Would you like to give it a go?
Well, first of all, should we do "down, down"?
We can't do it without sponsors!
Thank you very much!
Song to introduce ourselves!
Tsutsy Tutsy Tutsy Tutsy Tutsy Tutsy Tutsy Tutsy Tutsy Tutsy Tutsy Tutsy Tutsy Tutsy Tutsy
I like your physique but you talk too much
No, I'm not like that!
I don't think like that.
I haven't been able to say anything yet.
This is all you've got?
This is the max I've got.
You've used quite a lot of lines.
You've got courage.
Young people these days have courage.
I said "tiny, tiny" and you said "don't ride it, it's fine."
Thank you.
You were riding it.
Actually, we'd like to introduce ourselves, too.
What?
Can we?
Are you doing it?
Hello, everyone.
Individuality and freedom spread out.
Spread out!
That's the new school's leader!
Zubon!
Yes!
Nice to meet you.
Can you say that again?
No, no, no!
Hey, hey!
Excuse me, but what role do you play?
Today, I'm going to explain how amazing you all are.
You know about me?
Of course!
You know about me?
Of course! Of course!
I'm really young and...
You're not going to say anything!
Hey, you! Stop it!
You're not going to say anything!
To be honest...
You're only going to whisper!
No, no, no!
To be honest, there are people I know and people I don't know!
Please!
Of course you did! Of course you did!
Seriously, there are humans and fakes!
Let's start with these members!
Starting with this group!
New generation stars suddenly selling well!
Starting with this group!
Already an idol, very popular, learning to be a youtuber, 4-8!
In 2019, starting youtube, 7 boys and girls gathered again to gain attention!
Current subscribers are 1.92 million!
Last year, they won first place for most popular influencers!
There is a secret to their popularity...
This is a lie!
It's a lie!
Actually, as tiktokers, they were a group of influencers who were popular here and there!
And the leader, Kotatsu, created an original song and made it a big hit on tiktok!
I'll do my best! I'll do my best!
I'll do my best!
Such 4-8 popularity doesn't stop and it's becoming an idol!
In July, they'll make their major debut!
4-8 is gaining huge popularity because...
I love 4-8!
I love 4-8.
It's because they're elementary school students!
What do you like about 4-8?
We get along well and I like being with them.
We do a lot of projects and it's fun.
I like how they're having fun.
We love you! Please do your best!
That's amazing!
4-8 is the leader!
How did you get these guys?
When TikTok became really famous...
A lot of TikTokkers gathered and took TikToks.
That's how we got this group.
You guys were already separated.
We all took TikToks and thought, "Maybe she knows them."
Simply put, it's illegal.
You're 17?!
Yes, I'm 17.
High school student?
I'm in 2nd grade.
Does Suzu know you?
Of course!
I've been watching you guys on TikTok before I became an entertainer.
Coco is one of the most popular YouTubers.
Thank you!
I've been taking care of Kotatsu since I was little.
What's this?
Is this a shop?
Yes, I run a baby tapioca shop.
A tapioca shop?
Do you know what baby tapioca is?
I don't know.
Of course you don't know.
I'm embarrassed.
Of course you don't know.
It's popular among young people.
It's very popular.
It was popular in the office.
When you stick a straw in a tapioca shop,
it was very popular to say "baby tapioca".
And it was very popular.
That's right.
You know those cards, right?
Yes, I remember.
You stick a straw in a shop and say "baby tapioca".
Everyone did it.
No, we didn't.
But it became popular.
Are you kidding me?
When I was 19 or 20, it became popular among teenagers.
Everyone did it.
Were you embarrassed?
No...
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I told you.
I've only done it for four years.
Four years? I know you.
As an idol, you've made your CD debut.
Isn't it amazing?
That's right.
You've made your debut.
Yes, we're still juniors.
As a definition of "juniors graduating", we've made our CD debut.
What about you?
We haven't made our debut yet.
You've made it.
I'm sorry.
How can a YouTuber sing?
Could you please stop it?
Stop it!
It's not good for you to be worried about your CD's popularity.
We don't know how to spend money correctly!
Before we started YouTube, we worked part-time at a pork cutlet restaurant in Matsunoya.
Since then, our income has changed a lot.
Since then, we don't have any desire for money.
We don't know how to spend money.
How do you spend your money?
How about you, Shibizu?
We don't have any desire for money.
It's dangerous!
It's definitely dangerous!
Who do you think we are?
If we had money, we wouldn't have trained like that.
We don't have any desire for money, but our partners spend all of it on food.
Even though we get the same salary, we don't have any savings.
We spend about eight meals a day.
Eight meals?!
Can I tell you about our eight meals?
Morning, noon, night, night, night, night...
Sorry, I sang "bombi long" in the morning.
I said it wrong.
I sang "bombi long" in the morning.
No, it's not like that!
You're too stupid and don't know how to use your brain!
You're too fast!
Can you speed up a little?
Sorry, I don't have a bombi.
But your eight meals are real, right?
Eight meals are real, yes.
If you don't know how to use it, does it mean you're saving your eight meals?
No, I don't have any desire for money, but I only have one property.
Property?!
I don't think it has anything to do with desire for money.
Property?!
How many rooms do you have now?
I have three rooms now.
You're 25 years old, right?
Wow, you're old!
I don't have any other property.
You're black!
I'm not black!
I think about what I'm going to do next.
I let someone live in my house.
I repair my house.
If it's a good timing, I sell it again.
Wow!
It's not like you want to drive a car or something like that!
Yes, it's a property!
You're 25 years old!
Does it mean you all have the same amount of property?
Basically, we all have the same amount of property.
I'm a leader and a founder, so I get a little more than others.
Each of us has our own channel and we all have our own safety.
So, we don't have anything in common.
Who do you use it for?
I like beauty, so I use it for plastic surgery.
What?!
You use it for plastic surgery?!
Didn't you say that before?
Yes, I did!
I already said that I do plastic surgery on YouTube.
Wow!
My eyes were swollen and I wanted a double eyelid surgery.
My parents told me to get plastic surgery, so I got a double eyelid surgery and got a lot of things done.
You did a lot of things!
I did a face lift and a high-five.
I put Botox in my shoulders and Botox in my gums and put it in my eyes.
Wow!
How much did you spend on it?
About 3 million yen.
Wow!
But you're a high school student!
Yes!
Why do you have money?
I'm 17 years old and I don't have a driver's license yet.
But when I turn 18 next year, I want to get a driver's license.
But in preparation for that, I went to see a car.
A car?!
Please look at me for a moment.
17 years old, active high school student, Amika- san.
After getting her driver's license, she went to buy the car she wanted.
This time, I came here.
Ta-dah!
Wow!
Amika?!
Seriously?!
One month ago, after buying a BMW toy, she wanted a real one more and more.
This time, the biggest shopping in her life!
Welcome.
Thank you.
I'm 17 years old.
I see. Thank you very much.
This is the car you're going to show us today.
What do you think of this car?
This one?
Of course.
I've been interested in it.
It's amazing.
It's a BMW i-nex.
I-nex?
That's a pretty big car.
It's like a dad's car.
The inside of the car is amazing.
Can I get in?
Wow, it's big.
It's shiny.
That's right.
This is Swarovski's digital car.
This part is mysterious.
It's cool.
I've never seen anything like it.
It's equipped with a high-end Frelses gear.
It's a top-of-the-line BMW.
It's a mid-speed charger on the left.
It's fast.
By the way, how much is it?
It's about 12 million yen.
Wow!
But it's not too expensive.
Wow!
It's amazing!
I'm sorry.
17 years old and too expensive!
I'm sorry.
Who is she?
She just came out, but she's my mother-in-law.
Since 17-year-old Amika is buying it, she decided to consult with her mother-in-law.
I want to buy it, but...
You want it?
I want it.
I think it's fine.
Wow!
I like BMW.
I think it's fine.
She decided to buy BMW.
She decided it.
Thank you very much.
After her mother-in-law, she decided to buy BMW next year.
When did you decide it?
When I get a driver's license next year, I want to buy it.
Don't you need BMW?
It's my mother-in-law's influence. She buys a lot of BMW.
That's all?
Wow!
Yes.
Don't say bad things about me.
Amika, let's not talk about it for a while.
It's true.
I think children are pulling it in front of the TV.
Let's move on to the next story!
New school leaders who made a world debut before becoming popular in Japan!
Thanks to TikTok, they became popular overseas!
In 2021, they will become a hot topic in the world!
That's right!
In LA's Fes, 25,000 people came!
You can't buy it like that!
Let's move on!
I'm a big fan of new school leaders!
I hope you don't do it with other girls groups.
It's weird.
I think it's normal for girls, too.
But when four of us are together, it's like we're four wizards.
We have overwhelming strength.
We think about dance, MC, and the story of "Avangard" as a group.
And we all have our own characteristics and good points.
I like everyone.
Recently, especially since I went out into the world,
I've been into fades that don't have much to do with language.
I feel J-pop, old and good J-pop, but the performance is up-to-date.
Why?
I really debuted in 2015 and I'm still into it today.
With individuality and freedom...
I miss this guy.
I miss it!
If I were born again, I'd like to be a leader of a new school.
Does Sujan know about it?
Of course.
She does a performance that I've never seen before.
So it becomes a habit for me.
I see.
When I see comments on YouTube, there are only English and foreign people.
I see.
I feel like I'm being touched by various people.
What about you, Yuzuru?
Yes.
Well...
It's wonderful.
Thank you very much.
Hey, really.
Spit it out and go!
No, no, no, no.
I'm processing it.
Thank you very much.
Why were you formed?
We were formed when the times called us.
We held our little fingers together and...
Oh, you're right.
H-A-N-D-A-S-H-E-N-D!
Yes!
Before the show...
I'm protecting my acrylic board.
I'm sorry.
That's...
As you said earlier, you choreographed the whole song?
Yes, we choreographed the whole song.
We also directed the show.
Actually, we choreographed Heisei Jump's song.
What?
Yes, we did.
Recently...
Not recently, but about a year ago.
Negative Fighter.
Negative Fighter?
Yes, that's right.
F-I-F-I-F-I-F-I-F-I-F-I-F-I-F-I-F-I-F-I
Anchorbeat, I didn't have the courage.
Oh, it's this song.
Yes, it is.
I heard it from Yokozuna.
I don't know this song.
Yes, it is.
I got an offer from Yabatome-paisen.
What are you doing?
Yes, that's right.
That's amazing.
You are my senior.
If you say that, I won't do anything.
I won't do anything.
Why did you choose me?
You did something weird with your self- introduction, didn't you?
That's right.
Actually, I want you to do some self-introduction exercises of Downtown.
Self-introduction exercises?
I want you to do it.
Really?
I want you two to do it.
Me?
I haven't thought about it.
If you like it, please do it.
I think you two are good at it.
I see.
Hitoshi Matsumoto and Masatoshi Hamadano, please do it together.
What are you doing?
You can't go up like that!
The reason why such a new school is selling so fast is...
Fan service is difficult!
What do you mean?
As I said before, there are many comments without knowing the language.
There is English too.
When I did a live show in LA last year,
I couldn't speak English, so when I tried to say it in Japanese, it didn't feel good and I wanted to say "mecha mecha kimochi"!
I should have said "I feel good"!
Then a fan said "mecha kucha kimochi"!
I wanted to say it to everyone.
When I said "mecha kucha kimochi say"!
They said "mecha kucha kimochi"!
The opposite!
Be careful!
Bow!
Mecha mecha kimochi say!
Nice, Japanese!
"Mecha mecha kimochi say" is totally a dirty joke!
From now on, will you MC in English or Japanese?
What should we do as fans?
What does Matsumoto-san say?
"Mecha mecha kimochi say"?
I don't ask about "mecha mecha kimochi say" with this type of topic.
Recently it's like that.
You don't have to answer.
For example, when you go to a movie festival, what do they say?
If you try hard to say one of their words, they will be happy.
I see.
They say "Japanese English is very cool".
Maybe it's better to say it in Japanese now.
What do you do? How do you deal with your fans?
I don't have many chances for them to call me.
Not at all?
Not at all.
We are an eight-member group and we move in groups of eight people.
Do you speak?
He speaks in front of us.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't have many chances for them to notice me.
I don't have many chances for them to call me.
I'm sorry to say this, but try not to overwhelm them with numbers and keep your distance.
I see.
One of them who called me...
You don't speak!
One of them who called me...
Are you going to continue?
Stop it!
But now...
Fans look like popular people from the outside.
They look like eight people.
If they don't know you, you'll look like a popular person.
So keep your distance as much as you can.
I see.
What do you do with your fans?
We...
I don't speak!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm a comedian, so I can do it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't have many chances for them to notice me.
What about you, Jimura?
That's right.
Are you going to make fun of me?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I told you, he's Johnny's!
But when we have a concert,
even if we do fan service,
fans often say "it's me",
so I decide to do any fan service.
Cute!
What about Einstein?
We...
Speaking of overseas...
Inada...
There's a pub on the street, right?
Five or six people from overseas drink there.
Just passing by,
an overseas person looked at Inada's face and got hit.
What?
He got his finger stabbed and said "Japanese biohazard!"
He said "no biohazard 2" and I said "how about it?"
Next is this!
The 8-member group that makes you want to buy a ticket right away, DAW HUMAN!
In 2020, the 8-member group formed with members from the University's Drama Circle.
Wait a minute! Today is the most fun day of my life!
Acting, comedy, comedy!
They are well-known for their activities that are not restricted by genres!
Even among comedians and businessmen, many praise them!
I was surprised to see these weird guys.
It's like a troupe, but they don't say anything.
Besides, they became famous with tremendous momentum.
There are men and women.
The lines of women are also written very often.
It is written by Tasumi Sho, who is a leader of this group.
You can write funny lines between men and funny lines between women.
You can also write about both of them.
There are so many things you can do!
So when I go to see it, I can't stand laughing.
Moreover, I have to say that the actors are not weird or unique.
Rather, they are trying to show their individuality.
I think that they are really friends with each other.
In this era where character stories and rhythm stories are popular,
they seek for their individuality and spread their charm only with their funny comments!
In last year's L-1 Grand Prix, even though it's their first time competing, they advanced to the semi-final!
Furthermore, in the 90-minute long-form theater performance held this year, all tickets are sold out!
They are eight people who have begun to be recognized for their art!
In the first place, why were you formed?
Originally, I created a theater circle and another organizer in college, and when I graduated, he passed away.
I thought everyone would get lost, so I asked people who would get a job here to quit, and I asked people who wanted to eat here to stay, and they started.
Because there are a lot of people who want to be actors, I and Yoshihara are the only ones who haven't had much laughter.
So you want to become an actor and quit here?
Ah, it's not like that at all!
It's not like that?
I like comedy, and I like acting, and acting, yes, acting. Acting written by me.
What's funny about it?!
It's true, from the first seat, you think you're in such a pinch!
That voice!
So, besides Hasumi-kun, it's your first time on TV?
It's my first time.
Yes, it's my first time.
What do you mean, it's your first time?
It's your first time on TV?
It's my first time speaking on TV.
Ah, on TV?
Yes, not acting.
You've only spoken in roles, right?
Yes, I've only spoken in roles.
So you're not very good at it?
Ah, I'm not good at it!
I knew it!
He's 23 years old.
He's 23 years old, and he hasn't said a word yet!
That's right, Uehara!
Yes.
Eh?
Uehara-kun, you also want to be an actor, right?
That's right, I want to be an actor.
That voice!
Eh, why did you name it like that? "Dowki"?
Ah, "Dowki"...
Well, I didn't want to name it like that.
And I was wondering what "group name" would be like...
And I thought "group name" would be like "koyumeshi".
And from the first seat to the first seat, I've seen it before.
I've seen it before.
And I've never seen it go up to 10,000 seats.
Look at Ai-chan's face!
I'm sorry!
But there's "love ni sen" and stuff like that, right?
Yes, yes, yes!
And I thought it wouldn't go up to 10,000 seats, so I made it 90,000.
We're also 4/8.
Ah, that's right!
Ah, I see!
4/8 is a ridiculous number, isn't it?
That's true!
That's right!
I thought I'd bump into it a lot!
On purpose!
That's right!
Hey, you're pretty good at this!
That's right!
And you're the one who wrote the book, right?
Yes, I wrote it all.
But don't you ask the other members to do something like this?
That's right!
So I did the flyer shooting, and I designed it myself...
I called a list, and I made a survey, and I did it like that...
But in the end, the result of what they did was lame...
If that's the case, then what I did was...
You're pretty independent, aren't you?
That's not true!
What about you three?
Well, but Hasumi-san has a lot of talent, so even if we do something, it's too late.
Even if we do it...
What are you looking at?!
What do you think, Fuyahara?
Well...
That's his voice!
He doesn't talk at all!
What do you think, really?
Well, it's like...
Eight of us do a story...
Eight of us...
Well, all the stories that Hasumi-san does...
Even if Hasumi-san doesn't appear, we do it...
Hasumi-san did a story by himself once...
At that time, Hasumi-san was...
Um...
Slipping...
Slipping stories are so boring!
I see, you're not good at it...
Well, you say you do it all by yourself...
But there are things you can't do without us!
I see!
That's true!
It seems like you have a lot of stories!
It's really not fun to do stories by yourself!
Well, thank you!
Thank you!
But you can't do it at all!
Yeah!
Now, here are the stories that suddenly became popular!
I don't know how to distribute the galas!
The price of money has gone up!
Gala debate breaks out!
We didn't get it for money...
Now, here are the stories that suddenly became popular!
I don't know how to distribute the galas!
What do you mean?
Even if I'm not the only one who's not working part- time, everyone else is still working part- time.
For example, when you get a job like this, there are four of you today, right?
Yes!
And there are still four other members.
How do you distribute the galas? Is this your first part-time job?
The galas I got when I was called out for a comedy show weren't given to me anymore.
They were divided into seven people.
They want me to quit my part-time job, so I said "it's fine" and gave them all of them.
So I think that this is also eight people, but what do you think of it?
No, no, no. It's not fine.
It's because you're here.
It's because I'm here that there are four of you.
If it's eight people...
Look at the situation. If it's eight people today, I can't stand it anymore.
It's not ending at all!
It ended like that earlier!
Everyone isn't enjoying it yet!
Why are you giving me money?!
Even though you're not enjoying this tension, why are you giving me money?!
What about the tax? What about this place? What kind of distribution is this?
We're distributed by the agency.
If it was today, I think only two people would be allowed in.
I see.
What about this place?
We're also distributed by the agency and divided into four.
I see.
What about there?
We're divided in half and we do do the pin work, but we don't get it for money.
We don't get it for money. Everyone gets it for money.
We get it for pizza.
Oh, I'm sorry. It didn't ring, so I rang it myself.
I'm sorry.
It's my song.
I thought it would ring.
I'm sorry.
Next up is...
A-group that is popular among Kansai Janies Juniors who are active in various fields.
Now, Kansai Janies Juniors' momentum won't stop.
Last year, they debuted with "Naniwa Danshi".
In addition, Kimpuri Hirano and Nagase, who are active in the first round now, and Snowman Mukai, who used to be Kansai Janies Juniors.
And...
At Kansai Janies Juniors' only live performance held annually, more than 3.7 million people applied.
It's impossible!
A-group is concerned about such new generation of Kansai Janies.
We asked people who know their charms best.
It's been a while, Downtown. I'm Kanja Nate, Yokoyama Yu. Nice to meet you.
They were talented, so they wanted to form a band.
So we went and asked Johnny about it. And that's how Group A came about.
When you look at live shows and stuff, it's a wide range of things.
The band we're in is kind of interesting.
They make their own content.
I think it's attractive that they can do anything.
What's amazing about them is their self-producing ability.
Even when they're performing, they make their own costumes.
Most of the live shows are produced by the members themselves.
It's a group of people with various talents.
And...
And Taisei is Taisei. He's very smart.
But he's not very smart.
Rather than being smart, he stands out more when he's joking.
He's a little different.
That's one of his charms.
Kojike is handsome, but he's really weird.
He has a habit of making famous quotes.
But his quotes are a little different.
Even though he's a member of the same band, he makes notes.
I'm going to leave this for later generations.
I'm like, "What is he doing?"
I'd like Downtown to judge this.
So that's what Yokoyama does for Downtown.
First of all, we were able to produce because of Yokoyama.
He often brings us food and stuff.
But at that time, he demands a lot of seaweed.
Once we're hooked on it, he makes us eat it over and over again.
Can we try it?
It's our seaweed that Yokoyama-kun likes a lot.
This is really good.
Can I give you some?
It stinks!
This is what Yokoyama-kun demands a lot.
No, it's really good.
Thank you.
You're a junior, but do you know about this?
Even on social media, the number of times it's trending is amazing.
At first, I didn't know about A-group.
But I check the trends every time.
A-group is rare in this situation.
At first, I was like, "This sucks."
But it's hitting millions of views every time.
Last year, Naniwa Danshi made their debut with Kansai Johnnies.
The momentum of Kansai Johnnies is amazing.
What do you think about it?
Is it true?
It's true.
Please tell me about it.
Today, we're only two people.
We're together on a morning show in Osaka.
Until then...
There are shows in Osaka.
It's not like it's trending.
But when an A-group song comes out, it's definitely trending.
Is Naniwa Danshi aware of this?
He's very aware of it.
He's Naniwa Danshi.
You've been through a lot.
You're Naniwa Danshi.
That's cool.
We're from the same generation. We're from the same city and we have the same history.
We've been doing it together, but at the same time we've been touring all over the country.
But we've only done it in Kansai.
It was amazing when we were juniors.
Fukumoto, you went to college?
I graduated from National University of Economics.
You took a little break and graduated, right?
I took a break for half a year and wanted a title.
And I was invited to a TV show about interior design.
So I passed.
Like quizzes and stuff like that.
When you say "interior design," you mean interior design, right?
But I want to do gags and things that are fun.
Fukumoto, Kansai Johnny's true identity revealed!
A true gag!
It's perfect.
I know you say "gags," but show me.
How many do you have?
I have 130.
Wow.
Can I do it?
Yes, please.
I'll drink an energy drink.
Gokugokugoku!
Bikibikibikibiki!
Gah! Gah! Gah!
The face behind the innkeeper.
It's perfect.
It's perfect!
You have a strange famous saying.
Yes, I do.
I want to leave it for later generations.
How many do you have now?
Seriously, I have 332 now.
Wow.
And you, too, Downtown-san, when you look up famous sayings, don't you come up with some?
No, I'm not trying to come up with a famous saying.
You're not trying to come up with a famous saying, are you?
You're making me angry!
You're lying!
So you have 332 numbers in total.
So why don't you two start from Downtown-san?
Okay, number 400.
Oh, we don't have it.
We don't have it.
332.
Do you have any recommendations?
Something you can all use.
Yes, we do.
Something you can all use.
Kojima's famous sayings.
Number 7.
I don't want to die for a reason of being alive.
That alone is enough.
That's what the teacher in the school said.
Thank you very much.
Now, the A-group is suddenly worried about this!
They're confused behind the TV.
What's going on?
When we asked for sayings,
there are sayings you want to ignore, right?
We're having a hard time responding to those sayings.
I've had an accident once.
I said, "This will definitely slip."
I put a box I'm not good at ignoring,
and the person was like, "Uwaaah!" and was receiving it.
The staff said, "Now, touch his cheek with water and stab him with a stick."
I really didn't like it,
but I used water and stuck it in his cheek and said, "Uwaaah!"
and it slipped a lot.
What should we do about that?
That's what we're talking about.
Even now, you're in that state.
Even now, it's not perfect, so my sense will definitely...
I'm sorry.
How is it?
It's rare, isn't it? There's a lot in Osaka, isn't there?
There's a lot in Osaka.
It's like, "Here!" and "Get lost! Get lost!"
It's like that, isn't it?
I got all the applause.
I don't know if it's all of it, but...
Hasami, do you have anything like that?
We've been on TV a few times, but...
It's really rare today, but...
TV shows only come out in their 40s, don't they?
Like variety shows and stuff like that.
There's a lot of people like that, right?
Yes, comedians are mostly in their 40s, so...
It's kind of unique, isn't it?
Well, I get what you're saying.
Even if I'm compared to a professional wrestler or a muscle man...
I feel like I don't know anything about it.
You're being compared to a generation, right?
I wonder if it's okay for me to study about it, but...
I don't watch sports, either...
If I were to study about baseball now...
I'd have to watch it then and watch it in real- time, too...
So, I only follow comedy...
But I don't do it without comedy, do I?
I was born in the year when "gotsu" ended...
I was born in '97...
Kamado fought and quit...
I didn't quit for that reason!
How about you, Gotan-san?
Well...
When I slide...
Yonezawa Insen-san, too...
I slide on the assumption of sliding, right?
Huh?
Yes!
What did you say?
Is it an inspection?
What should we do?
When you slide...
Is it because Dautan-san supports you?
Or is it on the assumption of sliding?
It's on the assumption of sliding!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
How about you?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's on the assumption of sliding, right?
Yes!
It's on the assumption of sliding, right?
I've never seen Ai-chan shout like that!
I'll buy you pizza later!
Yuzuru-wa! Yuzuru-wa!
I have a question for Matsuo-san...
After school...
Kawai saw...
Hamada's behind-the-scenes face!
I was curious about Hamada-san...
Huh? Something came up in my mind...
I thought it might be a Dahama phenomenon...
Up until now...
We've been presenting you with the sponsors you see here.
I'd like Dautan-san to come up with a name for the game...
Oh, then Hamada-san...
Why me?!
Hamada-san invited me to his show where he hosts, and we watched a VTR together.
But that day was a little longer than usual.
A lot of guests were there, and I thought, "Oh, today's VTR is a little long."
But when I looked at Hamada-san in his seat, there were about three adults in suits standing in front of me and talking.
So I had to watch the VTR, but I was already curious about Hamada-san.
So I thought, "Oh, this is kind of scary."
What are you talking about?!
What did you think when you saw Hamada-san so angry?
Speaking of "deluxes," when I thought, "This is going to be a long show,"
I turned around and the staff came up to me and said, "I'm not going to tell you anything about Hamada-san."
"I lost all of my roles," they said.
I thought, "Oh, it's a drama phenomenon."
It happens, doesn't it?
No, it doesn't.
It does! It really does!
Sometimes, I go and say nothing!
But that's Hamada-san's decision!
No, it's Hamada-san's decision!
He said, "What?"
When I turned around, the staff came up to me and said...
When you use your middle finger...
Now, the last one is this!
In just two years, they qualified for the W Championship and qualified for the M-1 semi-final for four times!
How much did you say you wanted to see?!
Hey, are you listening?!
Hey, why aren't you listening?!
Hey, listen!
Hey, that hurts!
You don't have anything to hit me with!
In just two years, they qualified for the M-1 semi-final!
In addition, they qualified for the W Championship for the first time and are currently in popular demand!
Tickets for their solo concert will be sold out!
Don't mess with me!
What will tell us about the charm of the Yoneda 2000, which is expected to be number one in Japan and Yoshimoto?
I'm Kota Torusama. Nice to meet you.
What is this?
Actually, at last year's M-1 qualifiers, they praised the Yoneda 2000 on Twitter!
When I saw it, I was wondering why it would get stuck like this in my head.
But it looks like there's only one person left.
It looks like there are three people left.
I think they're doing a really bad trick.
I definitely can't do it.
The story is like that, but it's such a big body and such a low voice.
Don't you feel human power or such a hot thing?
Do you just do it without quality?
If you notice it, you'll fall in love with the world of these two girls.
"Huh? How many people?" like that.
I hope you push it with that world view.
I love it, though.
Wait a minute.
If I talk, bugs will fly.
I'm sorry.
Wait, wait.
You're so serious.
Well, you know...
You're talking about me.
What do you think of me?
Well, before last year's M-1,
I heard there was an interesting female duo in Tokyo.
When M-1 first and second rounds started,
the duo named "Yonezu 2000" was all over Osaka and Tokyo.
Of course, the story is interesting,
but when M-1 lost and came back, there were several breaks.
At that time, all breaks were ready.
When I saw that,
it's been 5 or 6 years of gaming history, and 2 or 3 years of being a duo.
I thought it was amazing that they had this open space.
I see.
I don't want to say it now, but I'm sorry.
UNO!
I'm sure it's not now.
I'm sorry.
I can't get up unless I say it. I'm sorry.
UNO!
If you lose and come to this position,
you'll know how I feel when you do that.
I'm sorry.
Other people are making jokes, too.
That's right.
AI?
AI, you can't do it. You have to say it now.
I'm gradually letting you say it.
AI, you're eating something, aren't you?
What?
Wait.
I'm sorry. I made a mistake and threw up.
I'm sorry.
That's right.
I'm doing it with the intention of being funny.
That's right.
You're going to say something stupid.
What is it?
That's right.
I also took a forest ranger I was fishing with.
That's right!
I thought it was inside, but it was a triple bingo.
That's right!
Sometimes it's just sunglasses.
That's right!
You're amazing.
I'm putting it all on now.
Your heart is crazy.
My heart is crazy!
Now, this is what Yonezawa 2000 is doing suddenly selling well!
I want to win not by my real name but by my game, but I can't think of a good game.
This is me. I'm doing it with the kanji character "amane"
A little... Ai-san took the "miyo" character and wrote "ai".
That's right.
It's a pretty strong name when you write it in kanji.
So, if you say "amane" in a match or something like that, it becomes "hun"
It becomes like that.
So, I want to make it a game name.
Do you also think it's strange to be active with your real name?
You're the one who doesn't know!
There's nothing!
I thought I'd do it well like the script, but it's getting funny.
No, but I don't regret it so much.
After all, a game name is good when you go to the hospital or something like that.
No, I'm also doing it with my real name "yamanouchi suzu", but there's also something like "hirose suzu- san"
and "why are you coming out with that face?"
You're bad-mouthed!
Even after I go to the hospital, I'm called "yamanouchi suzu-san" too many times.
After that, I'm also seen on social media.
So, I have to go to a hospital far away from home.
I regret doing it with my real name the most.
In that sense, you want to change it?
I want to change it, so I'd like you to think of a game name for "downtown" for this occasion.
For you?
Yes, that's right.
"kamaitachi-san"'s YouTube channel was also decided early on in this show.
I see.
Then...
I'd like you to think of a game name for "downtown" for this occasion.
For you?
Yes, that's right.
I see.
Then...
"suzu" will do.
"ai" and "suzu" are similar!
Don't say "ai" and "makoto"! Say "makoto"!
"makoto"? "ai" and "makoto"?
Say "ai" and "makoto"!
The first letters are cool and...
"koi" is "koi", right?
"koi"! "koi"! "koi"! "koi"!
"ai" and "koi"!
But I like "suzu" better.
"suzu"! Which one?
Which one do you like better?
Why did I have to decide?!
"suzu" or "ai" or "makoto"?
"makoto" or "koi" or...
"koi"! "koi"! "koi"!
But it's short and manly, so...
I'll say "makoto"!
Then I'll say "makoto"!
I think it's good!
Thank you!
But there's a chance it'll be "suzu"!
Thank you!
After the broadcast, "yoneda" vs "shimizu" and "amane" will be revealed for real!
We're looking forward to "ai" and "makoto"!
And next time on "Downtown Deluxe"...
Celebrities fall in love with nature and get caught up in nature life!
My cheeks are about to shrink and I feel like they're going to turn black.
No, you can't! You can't!
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