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You two are good friends, right?
That's right.
You two are good friends, right?
Thank you for knowing me so well.
Yes.
You two are good friends in business.
You'll never know unless you hear me out.
You two are good friends in real life.
No, but we've been good friends for years or something like that.
But we haven't had any conversation in a while.
No, no, we've been doing it.
Really?
We've been doing it.
In fact, you two have been doing it for years.
Now, let's go!
From this corner...
Actually, we're good friends.
Entertainers, my partners.
Special!
The four good friends of the entertainment world
and their childhood friends, Downtown,
will talk about their partners!
I don't have any friends, but you're my only friend.
We've been doing it for generations.
That's what Tomio Umezawa and Naoko Ken say!
The cameras have infiltrated their good friends!
Thank you for waiting!
Asahi Naoga and Pico Goten of "Kosaka vs. Maou"!
How will they deal with their best friends?
You've become a pretty serious logger.
I always sleep in Kato's bed.
Really?
That's right.
Nana Suzuki and Kato Chafufu!
They're such good friends!
It's not like we're free. We came to school naked.
And from middle school, they're best friends!
A shocking encounter in Downtown!
First of all, let's hear about how they became friends!
This place is new, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's been 13 years?
It was still a cabaret club.
No, it's not!
It's still a legendary...
Yes, it is.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
High schoolers!
Serious high schoolers!
Yes, I was an idol.
I appeared in Kosaka-san's show as an idol.
I appeared in the announcement of the CD.
Even if you say it's a show, it's the internet.
At the time, I was in the basement.
I was drinking only muddy water.
"PP" is a different word.
It's a different word?
It's different from "osugi-san" and "picot".
It's different.
At the time, I only had one show on the internet for a week.
That one show.
I didn't make fun of it.
I was in good terms with my juniors.
There is a great guy in idol.
No matter what you say, you'll get 2 out of 5, 8 out of 16, and 32 out of 95.
It's a great show.
You're exaggerating!
I'm not exaggerating!
It's a really great show.
Even though you say it in the morning.
The moment I said it, they said "good morning."
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, but it's me.
Wait a minute!
You only say lies!
From there, I couldn't use it in public.
There is a backstabbing.
Did you poop today?
Nothing.
I'll pay you back for everything.
I only pee.
As a conversation, it's not funny at all.
Is it true?
No way!
It's true!
It's a lie!
What's going on between Conan and Sakai?
Nice to meet you.
Today, I'm going to tell you about Hachinko's system.
Silver entertainer Yoichi Oka, who made it to the R-1 finalist thanks to his hard work.
King of Kanto 2021, Kanto city with a silver medalist.
"The Mommy" of Sakai.
They are both silver entertainers who repeatedly gamble and borrow money.
They are also seniors and juniors of the agency.
How did they meet?
I think we have quite different careers.
I'm in my 14th year and Sakai is in his 7th year.
But I've heard rumors before I came in.
Before I saw you, I felt like you came in.
I know what you mean.
You look like me.
It's like you have a core in you.
Like a wall.
A small version of you.
I've heard of you, but I've never met you.
There's a place like an amusement park in the office building.
I was smoking and I opened the door and there was no one there.
I was like, "What?" and I saw you very low.
What do you think of me?
And I thought you really looked like me.
And then...
Your face looks like me, too.
Your face and the way you walk look like me.
I'm usually low.
I see.
And then you came from over there like this.
No, I'm kidding.
So...
What did you think of Sakai?
So, the moment you opened the door, you were like, "It's me!"
"Oh, it's me!" I thought.
No, it's not like that!
So I went out for a drink that day.
And we smoked cigarettes and gambled, and we got along really well.
And before we knew it, we were together more and more.
And then at the agency, I was called "small Okano" and you were called "big Sakai"
Both of you were called by your own names.
Ishina-san's name.
It's not about which one is the same name!
So, Umeda-san!
Yes?
When was the first time you met Naogo-san?
Well, it's about 39 years ago now.
What?!
I met him at the Kohaku singing competition.
And...
But in my case, it's not about that or my attitude...
He made me do rehearsals four times.
What?!
So I held back and sang up to the second time.
But he said, "Let's do it one more time."
So I said, "What are you singing for?!"
Because it doesn't move!
It's okay for me to sing like this and like that while singing like this and like that...
But you're just standing and singing wherever you're looked at!
So you don't need to sing it three times!
"What are you doing?!" You said.
That's right.
"What are you singing for?" I said.
And you never called me again.
At that time...
It's your first time, isn't it?
I danced to "Trio."
Yes, yes, yes.
Hotaru no Hikari.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's been 73 years.
It's beautiful.
I danced to it.
And that was the ending.
And in the end, everyone sang "Hotaru no Hikari."
And then Naogo-san came up to me and said, "Isn't it beautiful, Meza-san? Isn't it beautiful?"
What?!
Everyone around me was singing "Farewell."
Only Naogo-san turned his butt towards the camera and did this.
I met him at work and talked with him.
We didn't get close to each other yet.
But nine years ago, an event planner asked me if I wanted to be on the same stage as Naogo-san.
And I said yes.
We get along well and I don't get along well with other people.
Why do you say that?
I don't like entertainers.
We didn't get along well and I didn't do it.
But I thought it would be nice to do it with Naogo-san.
And we got along well after we started working together nine years ago.
I work with many singers and I'm the best at acting.
You like to say that, don't you?
I'm really good at it.
I have a good sense of humor.
Humor is not a one-size-fits-all.
Humor in acting is really good.
I can't ask you to compliment me for a long time.
Why?
It's not good.
Humor is not a one-size-fits-all.
You seem to have a lot of this kind of relationship.
I don't have any friends.
Do you like or hate it?
Yes, I do.
I don't like people with strong habits.
It's like Umezawa-san's love story.
You said you'd do it again in a commercial, didn't you?
You do it, too!
No!
You do it!
You did it! You were angry, too!
You were angry!
You two did it!
Even if you were angry, I put up with it.
You do it, director!
You shouldn't do it.
Maybe you did it with me, director.
Ayana, how did you meet?
We met for the first time when we were married.
We met for the first time when we recorded "kaere ma ten" together.
We met for the first time.
At first, I wasn't good at it.
You weren't good at it?
All of us weren't good at it.
What about your age?
We are the same age.
We are 34 years old.
Yes, we are the same age.
I just heard you say it.
We are the same age.
I just heard you say it.
You are the same age, right?!
We are the same age.
I just heard you say it.
I contacted you first and heard you say it.
But you didn't invite me to talk.
She didn't call me and I invited her out for a meal and we had a match on that day and we were really close.
You thought you weren't close.
We were close and we call each other every day for 365 days and it's still going on.
You call each other every day?
We call each other every day.
This is serious.
But Kato-chan gets really jealous of me and sometimes Kato-chan comes in and the three of us...
Can I say one thing? How did you two become close?
I don't know.
When you were in middle school, did you hear rumors about each other or were you really popular with each other?
No, I was really bad.
A famous...
I wasn't bad, I was just barefaced when I came to school.
What do you mean?
You were always barefaced.
I wasn't bad.
I was scared of him and I didn't want to get involved with him.
Why?
I've said this many times in many shows but I've never seen anyone barefaced.
You were barefaced?
I saw him climbing up a school gate.
The school gate was open.
Why?
The school gate was open but he was climbing up.
I thought it was impossible.
You're like a Japanese monkey.
It's funny.
It's funny but it's really like that.
But we didn't go to the same class.
So I thought it would be good if we did.
What made you do it?
I don't know.
I was wearing a school uniform like an elementary school student but I was walking with my shoulder like this.
Like a sandbag.
You were walking with a sandbag.
Yes, I was barefaced.
Like an elementary school student.
I was wearing pants like this and I was climbing up a school gate.
Really?
It's impossible.
Now, let's see how close they are with their videos.
First of all, these two.
Okano and Sakai.
Senior and junior in sports entertainment.
In their private life, they like gambling.
Now, let's see their real gambling life.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Thank you.
When two gamblers go out for drinks, they have set rules.
When we go out for drinks, we go first and bet.
The winner of the game will increase the rank of the shop.
It's fun.
It's raining today.
That's right.
It's raining more than I expected.
The umbrella gets in the way of gambling.
That's right.
The umbrella gets in the way of gambling.
Excuse me.
Here you go.
Thank you.
How was it?
This is...
Wait a minute.
What is it?
I won.
Congratulations.
Are you kidding me?
Congratulations.
You must be interested in it, right?
No, I'm not.
I'm not interested in it.
Are you interested in it?
Wow, it's delicious.
This is special.
Is there a rule you follow when you go out for drinks?
There is such a rule.
Is that so?
I sometimes hit myself.
I'm in such a difficult situation.
I show it to my partner and hit myself.
There is a big principle that it is wrong to win easily.
My partner is watching it.
Please grill the meat well and then eat it.
This is amazing, isn't it?
It's in a plate I can't hold.
When I eat this, I forget about my debt.
The two have been around at night as well.
Where are they?
Do you want to buy it in yen?
What do you think it is?
It's 654 yen and 343 yen.
Go, go, go!
It's this pattern.
It's 145 yen!
I bought it in 145 yen!
What is their answer?
145 yen and 1000 yen.
How many times?
What?
Don't buy it like that.
You bought it for 155 yen.
I'm shocked.
You won 2000 yen.
I always say that people who buy it like this will lose.
It's better not to win.
It's the worst to win like this.
It's better not to win like this.
The winner is Mr. Okada and Ms. Saki's "Real Gambling Life".
What are you talking about?
I didn't know you two had so much debt.
That's true.
It's amazing.
Are you okay with it?
Are you borrowing it for a good cause?
What is it?
Is it okay?
Why did you end up like that?
It's because I spent money without working.
It's simple.
It's straightforward.
When you only eat and drink like that,
does Mr. Okada pay you?
That's the rule of the entertainer.
When I don't have money,
I borrow it.
You borrow it and get paid for it.
It's a mysterious system.
When I get paid,
it's okay, but I say it.
It's okay, but I say it.
When I get paid,
I don't say it.
How is it?
Are you doing it properly?
Is there a social rule?
You think it's your own money.
I don't feel like I'm getting paid.
It's my own style.
That's how it is.
That's not it.
You say it's your own money.
I don't pay you back.
I'm getting carried away.
I was really scared today.
I was smoking outside
in front of the recording studio.
I was smoking outside in front of the recording studio.
There was a shrine there.
I prayed that it would go well today.
I took a picture.
In the studio.
I couldn't see anything.
I could only see the world.
I couldn't see anything.
I was really scared.
I was scared for the first time.
Your god is passing by.
Can't it pass by?
It's not passing by.
I didn't have this kind of debt.
How much was it?
It's 350 now.
Since I met you,
you taught me how to borrow money.
You taught me how to borrow money.
I respect you as a comedian.
I love you.
You taught me how to borrow money.
You brought a director
I said I had to borrow 8, and I noticed that it was increasing and now it's 350.
Now, everyone, I'm not talking about now, but can you borrow money with friends?
Let's give him a "yes" or "no" that he can't do with his own card.
Can you borrow money with friends?
Yes, please!
Unexpected, unexpected, unexpected.
Mr. Umezo!
What is this?
I absolutely hate lending money.
Yes, absolutely.
When I lend money, I have to feel like I'm going to give it to you.
It's not good to be human.
I think I can lend it a lot.
Yes.
After all, there is trust, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
I don't usually lend money, though.
But if it's a calculation, it's not like that at all.
If it's a calculation, you can lend it.
Oh, I see.
Oh, that's what you mean.
That's what I mean.
Oh, I see.
Oh, no matter how much it is, it's ok?
No matter how much it is.
Oh, really?
I don't know the amount even if you say "really", but I can lend it to you if you need it.
50 million yen? 50 million yen?
Well, I can lend it to you.
Oh, no!
I can lend it to you even if it's higher than that.
Oh, no!
Why?
If it's you, right?
200 million yen.
I don't think I can lend it to you 200 million yen.
I can't lend it to you, either.
I can lend it to you, Nana.
I'm so happy.
No matter how much it is.
She said she would pay for all of it.
What do you mean?
There must be some other reason.
I'm scared.
Will you pay for all of it?
You are the only one like this.
Am I weird?
No, no.
For what reason?
When I was little, my mom used to tell me that it's not good to lend money.
That's why I have a lot of money now.
It's good to put it in your pocket, but you should lend it to me.
Thank you for remembering it well.
I'm grateful.
Thank you.
My mom also suggested that I put a 10-yen coin in it.
I see.
After this, the camera sneaked into Tomio Umezawa and Naoko Ken's backstage.
I'm so happy.
Next episode.
Tomio Umezawa and Naoko Ken are the only friends in the entertainment world.
Let's watch the video.
Tomio Umezawa and Naoko Ken are participating in a dream play.
There is singing, dancing and more.
This time, the camera got in the way of the backstage.
I ordered all of them.
- Wow! - Amazing!
- Sixty onigiri. - Amazing!
- You made them yourself? - Yes, I did.
- Sixty sandwiches. - Amazing!
It's easy for him to line up the catering he bought.
- Do you have a camera on you? - No, I don't.
- He does it every time. - Amazing!
- It's so clean. - Amazing!
(He's in love with it.)
- Amazing! - Amazing!
On the other hand, Mr. Ken entered the dressing room past midnight.
I'm hungry!
(I'm hungry!)
He went to the catering Mr. Yonezawa prepared for him.
I'm hungry.
- What do you want? - Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
(Don't touch me!)
(What's going on?)
- It's decreasing. - Really?
(He's in love with it.)
- Amazing! - Amazing!
(Amazing!)
- You don't eat it in the morning, do you? - No, I don't.
I have to eat it before it's sold out.
Mr. Ken is like Mr. Yonezawa.
He's like Mr. Yonezawa.
(Mr. Yonezawa is like Mr. Yonezawa.)
- He's a good man. - Yes, he is.
I've never dated a man who doesn't do me any harm.
When they stand on the stage...
We're doing a period drama. Why do you have to do me any harm?
Put on your pink glitter.
Idiot!
Let me know how you feel.
I'm counting on you.
No, I'm not.
I'm really counting on you.
I'm here to see your acting skills.
Look forward to it!
The climax is Mr. Yonezawa's big box.
A dream play!
Thank you for your performance.
I'm cold.
The song you just performed was...
According to the rhythm...
No matter on stage or off stage, they were good friends.
Mr. Yonezawa, you have a great sense of humor.
Every time I go somewhere, I go and buy it myself.
I line it up and eat it in a little while.
It's amazing.
If you don't do it yourself, you won't feel like it.
I don't like asking people for help.
In the end, you ask for it.
Sometimes you forget it.
Why did you forget it?
I don't like getting angry.
I always make excuses when I forget it.
I forgot something.
Did you hit me?
If you don't do it yourself, you won't feel like it.
I don't like asking people for help.
In the end, you ask for it.
If you don't ask for it the day before, you won't feel like it.
You should ask for it the day before.
Mr. Yonezawa, you get a lot of presents, don't you?
Yes, I do.
For my birthday.
The one you put in your room.
Yes, yes.
Cassoulet.
Cute!
It's expensive, isn't it?
Keiko's kimono and this curtain.
Yes.
This curtain is delicious.
I got this curtain, too.
I made it with your song.
Kamome Kamome.
When I made it, you asked me "what is it?" and I said "kamome".
You can see it, can't you?
Are you really close?
You're always laughing.
I got this information from Naoko's husband.
Good evening, Naoko's husband. My name is Noguchi Norio.
I often go golfing with you, Umezawa-san.
About two or three days ago, you suddenly asked me "boss, are you free today?"
Recently, I predict it and schedule my work after evening.
When you finish shooting, you immediately blame the club and say "it doesn't suit me, so you use it."
By the way, this club is almost new golf club that I think suits you.
Moreover, what you use is very expensive, so I'm a little disappointed, but I'm very grateful.
Thank you in advance.
If it doesn't suit you, you don't need it, do you?
I want to take good care of the atmosphere.
What?
The atmosphere?
No, no.
The feeling?
I'm not good at lying down, so I want to take good care of the atmosphere.
I want to take good care of the atmosphere, so I don't like it if it doesn't suit me at all.
You just won.
Yes, I don't have friends now, but they are my only friends.
My mother used to say "I'm going golfing."
I'm a type of person who gets excited about golfing.
When I say "I'm going golfing," she says "Are you going to a woman's place again?"
Recently, I haven't said it seriously at all.
I haven't gone golfing in Aoyama.
My mother doesn't say "I'm going home."
Sometimes, she says "Are you not going golfing with your girlfriend today?"
I haven't talked about it every day on the phone.
Only with my husband.
Oh, really?
I was happy to meet you.
I see, I see.
I have a schedule right away.
Oh, yes, yes. Have fun today.
Oh, I'm going. Call me.
Yes, yes, yes.
I got instructions from Hanao-san.
She said "Shut up."
Was it like that?
Yes, it was like that.
Wow, you two get along well.
You haven't talked about it, right?
We haven't talked about it.
How about giving each other presents?
Every year, when it's 12 o'clock, I get a long message.
Oh, on your birthday.
Yes, on my birthday.
Thank you for being born.
It's always like that.
And when I wake up in the morning, I get a big bouquet.
Is there such a thing?
No, it's not like that.
This is my second bouquet.
The first bouquet is like a proposal bouquet.
I get a bouquet like this.
And I go out for a meal that day.
Like French cuisine.
And I'm taken to French cuisine.
And they give me bouquets and presents again.
Every year.
Ayana does it for me, too.
Oh, you two love each other.
It was Ayana's birthday the other day.
I gave Ayana and Kato a pair of cups and chopsticks as a gift.
A pair of chopsticks.
Yes.
But I'm the first one...
Are you Japanese?
You're Japanese, aren't you?
But my... my most surprising birthday was...
You know, Kato-chan's wife, Ayana-chan and Kato- chan and me went to a yakitori restaurant in Shibuya.
We went together and suddenly...
They were celebrating my birthday.
And suddenly... it was a private room...
And suddenly... they came.
That's long.
A little longer, Masato-san!
Mama! Mama! Mama!
A little longer, Masato-san!
But my most surprising birthday was...
That surprised me.
And it was a private room...
A cat came in and Inouye Jun-san came in.
Yes, Inouye Jun-san...
Happy birthday to you!
And he brought champagne and came in.
That surprised me.
I'm glad you stopped me.
I was too excited.
At Downtown...
Are you celebrating Downtown?
It's obvious that you're giving each other birthday presents!
To be honest, we send each other presents every year.
At Downtown...
Are you giving each other presents?
I'm curious!
I've heard it on TV.
To be honest, we send each other presents every year.
Not even once!
For example, when was the last time you gave a student a present?
A present?!
Maybe it's just for the show...
A real one.
I don't think so!
Your message is "thank you for being born."
It's not H-a-m-e-r.
That's not it but you remember "tomorrow is Hamada's birthday."
You don't say "I'm happy" and such.
They're the same thing.
You remember that and say "tomorrow is Machino san's birthday."
Tomorrow is Machino san's birthday.
I'm about to cry.
I've never received a present before, but when I opened it, Jun-san came in from above my stomach.
Let's go. Follow me, you two!
Yes, Nara-chan and Yana-chan.
In the same house, you're super close. In Kato- chan's house, it's a girls' meeting lunch.
Here you go.
In Kato-chan's house, it's a girls' meeting lunch.
Hi! Long time no see!
Thank you for coming!
Is it a souvenir?
It's a souvenir of Hibaraki Prefecture.
I'm so happy!
And this one. Udon and Kalintoumanjyu.
Udon and Kalintoumanjyu.
This is not Kato-chan's Kalintoumanjyu, is it?
It looks like Kato-chan's.
I'll pay for it.
Are you doing it together?
Yes!
Are you doing it together?
Yes! I'm doing it!
What have you been doing recently? Cooking?
I've been working hard on cooking recently.
You've got better at it.
Really? I'm happy!
Thank you for always coming and helping me.
Don't mention it.
I feel sorry for you.
What are you talking about?
I'm worried about you.
Thank you!
It's been a while.
It's done!
I'll bake it.
I'm baking it.
Are you hungry?
No, I'm not.
I'm not hungry yet.
I just woke up.
He's conscious of it.
It looks so good!
It's good.
It looks so good!
It's easy and delicious.
It's great!
It looks good!
Ayano-chan, it looks good.
How many times do I have to say it?
- Nana-chan's favorite, potato. - She made me boiled rice with potatoes! Thank you!
- Oh, it's not that I made it, it's just that I mixed it up. - Huh, what?
I got it as a souvenir for just mixing it up.
- So, this is today's lunch. - It's like this.
- This is my room. - Then, let's eat! - Let's eat!
- Do you eat in your room? - Oh, Kato-chan fell asleep again.
- Huh?! - You fell asleep again?! - You're kidding me, right?!
- You fell asleep again?! - It's been a while since we had a girls' meeting. We enjoyed it a lot!
- Thank you! - Huh?! Chao-san and Conan fell asleep again?!
- They fell asleep again! And this is take 4! - Huh?!
- Kato-chan's hands were dry and she didn't press the switch. It took about an hour and a half. - Oh, you didn't record it?!
- Yes, I started recording it at 2 and it ended at 4. - Huh?!
- So, I recorded it many times. - Chao-san, do you wake up in the middle of the night?
- I watch mahjong until 7 in the morning and go to sleep. - Huh?!
- That's why my life rhythm is exactly the opposite. - It's morning.
- Have you ever stayed over? - I've been staying over a lot!
- The reason is... I live in Ibaraki Prefecture. - Yes, you do!
- So, if I run out of battery, I can't go home. - Oh, you can't!
- Yes, if I run out of battery, I can't go home. So, Ayana-chan and others... - You can't go home if you run out of battery, can you?!
- If I run out of battery, I can't go home. - That's enough!
- That's enough!
- Why do you keep scratching?! You're not looking at me! - So, if I run out of battery, I can't go home!
- You can't go home if you run out of battery, can you?! - That's enough!
- So, Ayana-chan and her husband told me to stay over because I can't go home. - They told you to stay over?
- Yes, they didn't tell me to stay over at a hotel or something like that. - I see.
- So, they've always taken care of me. And I always sleep in Kato-chan's bed, right?! - Huh?!
- No, not at all! - So, I wake up at 6 and go to work, and I say "Please sleep in Kato-chan's bed!" and switch places.
- But you say that all the time. So, Ayana-chan, what do you think of Nara-chan?
- I love Nara-chan so much! - Thank you! - We're a family now, but only Nakao-mie-san and Suzuki-nara are really kind to me!
- That's not true! - I say it all the time! I love Nara-chan that much! - Why?!
- I'm more interested in Nakao-mie-san! - That's not true! - Even Inoue Jun-san hasn't resolved it yet!
- Inoue Jun-san is Kato-chan's best friend. - Ah!
- Yes, she's her best friend, so Kato-chan invited her. - She invited her! - Yes, yes!
- But Suzuki doesn't have any feelings for Inoue Jun-san, right? - I don't have any feelings for him, but...
- No, no, no! - Why do you say things like that?!
- What about me? Do you have any interactions like that?
- My parents love Okano-san's daughter. - Eh?!
- She's a big fan of Okano-san, so even when she came over to her parents' house, Okano-san would come play with her. - Yes, yes!
- Her parents would come up to her room and say, "Draw me an autograph! Draw me an autograph!" - Yes, yes!
- She loves Okano-san that much. - Yes, yes!
- But in 2015's "King of Conto", Okano-san said that her previous duo, Kyosho... - Ah, yes, yes! - That's strange!
- She did say that, but... - Ah, that's right!
- She went out and her whole family was cheering for her. - Yes, yes!
- And the moment Okano-san finished his story, he said, "Kyosho is the winner!" - Ah, yes, yes!
- And then, Matsumoto-san gave him a really low score... - My dad was really angry!
- It was low, wasn't it? - Wait!
- Either way, it was expensive for me and it wasn't good for me! - That's not true!
- It was expensive, wasn't it?! - That's right!
- Ah, was it? Ah, I'm sorry... - 80 points, 80 points!
- Ah, yes... Ah, yes, I'm sorry... Ah, it's not like that...
- Now, everyone! Can you stop your friends from going home? Please show us your cards! - Yes!
- Here you go! - Yes!
- Eh? Okano, you don't know? - Eh? Why? - Normally, I thought she'd say yes...
- I, um...
- I live with her now, and I'm really sorry, but she says I don't have a good social relationship.
- Eh? - I really don't know what you're talking about. - I haven't complained yet. - But you two look almost the same.
- It says we're the same type of person, but we're not. - That's right. - When I asked her if she could live with me, she said she was really sorry and was really kind.
- I'm really not a good social person...
I'm so sorry.
But it's not my house.
I have 12 million yen in debt.
But I live in Tower Mansion.
My girlfriend happens to...
Your girlfriend gives you money?
She happens to live in an expensive place.
Really.
I want to hear you say it.
She happens to live in an expensive place.
Does your girlfriend give you rent?
No, she doesn't.
You split it up?
She happens to live in an expensive place.
I didn't say it because it's expensive.
You said it because it's expensive.
I said it because it's expensive.
That's right.
You said it even though you live in an expensive place.
That's right.
I don't choose things based on their price.
Is it okay for you?
If it's you, it's okay.
I'm not the type of person who goes to other people's houses.
So if you tell me to stay at your house, I'll go.
It's okay for me too.
I want you to stop me.
I want you to broadcast me camping on YouTube.
I want you to participate in it.
I've never camped before.
Let's do it.
Right?
I'll go next time.
Is it a jump sign?
I don't care about concerts.
It's okay for me.
I want to go.
Even if you come to me and make fun of me, it's okay for me.
It might be better if it's the other way around.
If you want me to go, it's okay for me.
You've never been there?
I've never been there.
Not even once.
It's not a good opportunity to meet in private.
It's my first time going there.
You've been there?
It's my first time.
It's her first time in 13 years of dating.
Asaki Nao is coming to "Picoco" store in Osaka.
Is this your house?
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
It doesn't look like you're washing it.
They've been friends for 13 years, but this time, it's Asahi-san's first visit to Osaka-san's home!
Excuse me!
Wow! You're home!
You're home!
I was so happy!
I heard you were coming home.
You're home!
You're home for the first time in a while!
I'm home!
You're home for the first time in a while!
One of your house animals is here.
She brought thisamoto hood.
That hood is just disgusting!
She's bored out of her mind!
It's so bold!
She smells good actually.
I'm like Anti-gun and everything.
Excuse me!
It really smells like Dubai!
Seriously-
We don't use studio armor today, but we'd like you to have a look at one of them.
What?
Just one.
Really?
Yes, of course. Just one.
But even before he said that…
Wow! What's this?
This one.
I'm surprised.
What is it?
It's a gold armor.
Wow!
It's amazing.
I made this armor for my studio, Pico.
Wow!
I've said it many times, but it's the first Tiger Mask.
Tiger Mask.
It's like a Misami Tsugaru mask.
The first one is Saya Masatoru's.
When you see Saya Masatoru's mask, you think, "Wow!"
It's a debut mask.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
What?
I don't know anything about masks.
I'm a man, so I'm a little more excited about it.
You're interested in masks, aren't you?
I don't have many naked Robin Masks.
No, you don't.
Mr. Rigido, who doesn't like Robin Masks, isn't interested in the first Tiger Mask.
I'm not interested at all.
I don't like Robin Masks!
You don't like Robin Masks, do you?
I don't like Robin Masks.
I've been wearing Robin Masks for about a month now.
I haven't worn it since last year.
After the hobby room, let's go to the studio!
Wow!
I made this for you.
Wow!
It's amazing!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Yes.
Wow!
I made this for you.
Wow!
I made it so you can stream it anytime.
Wow!
You can do anything.
This time, Ms. Kosaka has prepared a little prank for her cute junior, Ms. Asahi.
What is it?
Have you met Ms. Pico yet?
I haven't met her yet.
I've always wanted to meet her.
You haven't met her even once?
I haven't met her even once.
Ms. Pico isn't here.
No, she isn't.
I haven't met her yet.
But you know, you have her costume.
Yes.
Since you have it...
What?
Ms. Pico's costume for "Asahi's P.P.P."
No way!
Is it mine?
That's what happened.
Really?
But it's sensitive.
Really?
Cute!
So cute!
You have a wig on your head.
Sorry.
It's out of place.
I couldn't wear it with all these accessories.
Because it's self-styled.
Oh, I see.
It's not a wig.
Oh, it's not a wig.
To be honest, this is real.
Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you.
This is silk or print.
Ms. Asahi changed into Ms. Pico.
Let's start recording!
Can you play it once?
Apple, pear, pineapple, pear.
Oh, pear, pineapple, apple, pear.
Perfect.
Pekora will get mad at you if you don't do it right.
It's good, so I'll just record it.
You'll record it?
Yes.
You'll record it?
Asahi's mission is even harder!
Yes.
Wait, wait.
Oh no! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Blue!
Wait a minute! This is an idol song!
Wait a minute!
Teacher!
Sorry! I made a mistake in the song!
Why didn't you notice?
OK!
It was a little bit funny!
A little bit!?
Doihi!
You are the best!
I didn't say it like that!
Let's do it! It's a full shot!
That's right!
You made me do it.
You...
Asahi and I are really popular now.
With Matsubo-san's girls' mentality, we really showed our true selves.
But we had almost the same skills for about 13 years.
But we didn't have a job at all.
I didn't have a job either, so I couldn't even swing.
I asked everyone if Asahi's vocalism was amazing.
Everyone said, "It will sell someday. It will sell someday."
For about 13 years...
About 10 years...
That's right.
It's been 15 or 16 years since you debuted, right?
It's been 15 years now.
Sorry, but what song was that?
Wait a minute!
Don't you know the summer line of (G)I-DLE?
No...
I don't know!
It's a 20-time single!
(G)I-DLE has only been on "High Giga" in the end.
That's right!
How about you, Nara-chan and Anjou-chan? Do you go to your parents' house?
Yes, we both go there and they often come to my parents' house in Hiroshima.
We've been there. You've been there many times, haven't you?
Every summer.
And Ayana-chan's parents are quite wealthy.
And her dad runs a company.
A company, right?
A company.
A company, right?
A company?
Yes, he runs a company and he's a billionaire.
A billionaire?
He's a president who runs his own company.
What does he run?
He runs a company.
Stop it!
He's a billionaire.
Shut up!
What does he run?
He's a billionaire.
Why don't you know just by looking at me?
Does it make sense?
The more they go to their parents' house, the closer they become.
Here's a performance of when they went to Ayana- san's parents' house.
In the summer, on a deserted island...
Ayana-chan's dad was on a boat.
Was he?
It was the best!
On a boat?
Ayana-chan's dad was on a boat.
It was the best!
Yay!
Eech!
This was made by herself!
Wow!
It's strange.
But this kind of energy is exponential.
Wow.
Right.
So, all the way to this sea...
Ayana-chan's father has a boat.
Yes, yes.
So, he will take me to this deserted island by boat.
Your mother?
Ayana-chan's father has a boat.
You are bad!
You sound like a rocker.
Don't you go to stay at your parents' house?
I go to stay at my parents' house several times.
But, when I was staying at my parents' house, I said "It's my first time coming here", but I say it many times.
But, I don't remember it at all.
Why?
I say it about three times.
Even though you came here for the first time?
I say "It's my first time", but...
It's easy to forget.
That's why.
We often come here together.
But, my mother is like me.
I say the same thing about three times.
You are good friends, but...
Do you have anything you want to say to Nana-chan?
Nana-chan is very innocent.
Ayana-san is not good at fighting, but Nana-san is...
You don't sound like a rocker.
You sound like a rocker.
You are bad!
Nana-chan, do you have anything you want to say to Nana-chan?
Nana-chan is very innocent.
I've been to hot springs many times, and I put a bath in our room.
But, Nana-chan is very innocent.
She asked me many times if I washed my hair properly.
I'm scared.
She asked me how much water I washed my hair with.
What do you mean?
Do you want to know how much butter you washed with?
Otherwise, you won't get tired for a moment.
What do you do at night?
What do you mean?
No, no, no.
There is a outdoor bath in our room.
So, we take a bath together.
When we take a bath, I want her to wash this part and this part thoroughly.
Because you take a bath together.
You don't look like you wash your hair well.
That was terrible!
That was terrible even for Kato-chan!
Dao, Dao!
What are you doing?
The young people want to be super popular!
Eclipse!
No, no, no.
Dao Qman!
4-weight!
No, no, no.
Yoneda, shut up!
Yoneda, shut up one more time!
That's enough!
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