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First of all, in this corner...
Why don't you all do it?
My time-saving time that makes life more efficient!
Today, we have a president who has come to us with a life of efficiency and cutting-edge.
Does that mean we don't have much time?
If you do this, you can do that.
I see.
If you do this at once, you can do that.
It's not mechanical.
Why did you say that?
It's true!
If you think about efficiency, will you shut up?
Are you trying to say that I'm hardworking?
Some people are hardworking, right?
I'm not hardworking.
I just want to go efficiently and carefully.
This is Mr. Furuya Toru for the first appearance!
Have you ever met him before?
No, it's my first time today.
It's my first time, too.
I won't say anything.
You can't say anything.
He's a giant star.
He's a star human.
If you're from the down dancer generation, you're a star human.
Now that you mention it, you're right.
You hit me. You hit me twice.
Even though you've never hit me before!
Now you're sincere.
You're sincere.
It's a random angle.
But you hit me too many times!
Many veteran voice actors ask for a favor,
but Mr. Furuya doesn't do anything.
First of all, this person!
Shortening the time of "beche tetsuya".
The toilet is filled with water while flushing.
Yes.
What about this?
This is not normal.
Do you flush it?
No, I just go in.
When I go in, I open the lid.
The water flows out.
For about 20 seconds.
In the meantime, I flush it.
When the water runs out, it's over.
Then I go out.
Does this work at the right time?
Yes, it does.
Isn't the amount different depending on the day?
That's right.
There are times when it doesn't fit.
If you pay attention to this, it will definitely fit.
"beche tetsuya" has a big poop, so it's impossible, right?
Yes, it's okay, but when you sit down...
I don't deny the fact that the poop is big.
Everyone, you usually have it in your hands,
but does anyone know about it?
Everyone knows about it, right?
Everyone knows about it.
Mr. Inko!
I know about it very well.
If you do it at the same time,
cleaning is easy.
That's right.
And when you sit down, you have to endure it until it comes out at once.
Until the last minute?
That's right.
You don't have to do that.
It's a waste of time.
You put on make-up until the last minute,
and when you think you have a chance, you go and push it.
Bang!
Bang is amazing.
It's a story about a table.
A table and a show.
A show doesn't say "bang"!
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Yes, I got it. Kishima-san!
Well, this is...
Yes.
After all, it's time, so...
Yes.
What do you do if you have some time left?
That's right, that's right.
You shouldn't look back at it.
That's like, "Let's do it next time!"
That's like...
What?!
Morning fortune-telling in the morning.
It's like, "Today was the last day."
You should be in that kind of tension.
You don't need to finish it all in one go?
No.
Isn't it okay with two parts?
You don't have to look back at it.
You don't have to look back at it when you have some time left.
Kishima-san, what do you do when you have some time left in the bathroom?
Fure-san, do you have any?
That's right.
When I go to the bathroom, I always have my smartphone with me.
And I always check my emails, Lines, and Twitters.
And when I'm about to go to the bathroom, I just go back there.
While adding water.
Isn't it like that for everyone?
Do you go out with your mind focused?
Is it okay at all?
Yes, yes, yes.
For me, it's all in the bathroom.
In the bathroom...
I read the materials in "Today's Work".
Or I read "Do you have a love personality?" in my smartphone.
I just stay still in the bathroom.
I don't like it at all.
Everything...
For me, everything is life.
If anything goes wrong, I get irritated.
I know what you mean, but you don't brush your teeth, do you?
When I brush my teeth, I turn on the radio.
And I try to carry around the radio speaker.
While brushing my teeth, I listen to the news or listen to Bencho-san's radio.
And in the morning, I listen to various information and brush my teeth.
Is brushing only your teeth a waste of time?
That's a little...
Sometimes I brush my teeth.
While brushing my teeth.
And if I sneeze, everything gets stuck in my butthole.
Everything gets stuck in your butthole.
While brushing your teeth.
While brushing your teeth in the bathroom.
I do it while brushing my teeth in the bathroom.
That's also a waste of time.
That's how it is.
My butthole is very dry.
And it gets stuck in my hands.
It takes extra time.
I don't like that kind of waste of time.
I don't like it at all.
What about you, Emison?
For me, the bathroom...
I only clean the bathroom.
I don't sit for a long time.
I do it while it's open.
I listen carefully and figure out what the children are doing.
I see.
I see if they're doing something mischievous.
I see.
So you leave the door of the bathroom open?
That's right.
I leave it half-open.
Half-open.
There are a lot of girls, right?
Especially girls who live alone.
Why do you close the bathroom, on the contrary?
Huh?
Why do you close the bathroom?
Well...
For example...
There are many cases where you don't have to close it.
I hardly close it.
For example, I don't even close the bathroom sink today.
Huh?
I think someone came in.
I close it when I see someone and I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I know you did it at home, but...
It's a public bathroom, so...
I don't have to open or close the door.
I don't have to do that.
So I don't close the door of the bathroom.
You don't have to close it from the beginning because you don't like it.
You check the other person's feeling.
Is there a bathroom other than the bathroom?
Bathroom.
Bathroom. There is a bathroom.
When I'm in the bathroom,
recently, you know,
there is a bathroom.
I'm going to take a bath.
I go in while taking a bath.
Oh, I see.
When you haven't taken a bath yet?
When you haven't taken a bath yet and you go in, you first take a shower.
I started washing my body in the shower.
Then I cleaned up.
Then I slowly went in.
As soon as the water came in,
it was over.
As soon as the water came in,
you didn't use it.
You didn't use it.
You missed the best part.
That's what I'm saying.
As soon as the water came in,
it was over.
I'm leaving.
You're washing up.
No, no, it's hard.
When there are children in the morning,
it's like a war.
I try to save as much effort as possible.
Even for your husband?
Even for my husband.
Even for your husband?
Even for my husband,
I put two kinds of side dishes on top of rice.
I do that.
Does this mean you're less washing up?
Yes.
Does it mean you're less washing up?
Usually, at night,
I cook and drink beer
and spend the night there.
I cook and watch videos.
Don't you drink later?
I have to put my children to bed later.
After dinner,
I put them in the bath and put them to bed.
I don't have time to drink.
This is one plate.
Why?
One plate is enough for everything.
I eat one plate like this.
Rice, vegetables, dessert...
You eat like a soldier.
Think about it.
You eat lunch box like this.
You eat like this in your house.
Takeya, you drank already, didn't you?
I eat and drink at the same time.
While eating food in the refrigerator, while drinking while opening a jar, doing everything and turning on the radio.
Then you don't have to go to the living room in the neighborhood.
You finish everything here, finish eating and drinking.
I understand that.
There is no washing up, and you wash the jar as it is.
You say it directly.
I do it all directly.
Then you don't have to take it.
You take the jar with you?
You don't put it in a bowl, you put a spoon in it.
Then you eat while drinking while drinking, and you eat with a spoon.
What is that?
That's fast.
That's cheap.
I do it sometimes.
Now, Mizuno-san.
Yes.
Your husband sent you a claim.
A claim?
You think one plate of rice is efficient because it saves time, but you don't put rice in a child's miso soup and serve it.
Oh, great.
This is...
Here is the photo.
This is it.
Oh, great.
I think it's cute.
Cute.
In the end, even if you serve a bowl of rice and miso soup in the morning, you put your child's rice in the miso soup and make it into a cat's food and eat it.
So I think it's okay to make it into a cat's food from the beginning.
No, no, no.
It's one plate, one plate.
I think it's okay to increase miso water from the beginning.
That's really...
That's right.
Yes, I think it's good.
This is amazing.
Is there anything you do to save time while you eat?
Even while you eat, for example, if you have an empty plate after you've finished eating, you take it to the sink and soak it in water.
Then it's easy to remove dirt later.
I don't like having an empty plate in front of me.
If it's a restaurant or a course meal, they'll lower it more and more, right?
I want to do it like that, so I'm doing it efficiently.
I totally understand.
I just want to be on TV!
Chewing a lot of moomoos!
A lot of moomoos!
You eat and clean up, right?
That's right.
Do you do that sometimes?
I do that and
when we go out for a meal,
everyone misunderstands it and says it's unpleasant,
but
even when my wife is eating,
she cleans up first.
I know it sounds unpleasant,
but when we go out for a meal,
we look at the master's habits.
For example, "this person is late for their payment,"
this person is fast,
this person is moving a lot by himself,
I put all of them in myself
and make sure my wife doesn't feel unpleasant
so I look at the master's movements
and pay first and
drive the car first.
The thing I hate the most is
I can't say this or that,
but after a meal,
girls want to drink coffee for a little while.
That's the most
useless time on earth!
No, no, no!
We don't need that kind of time in Japan!
We're talking during a meal,
so when we drink coffee,
we don't talk about anything else!
I totally understand.
Tsuchida, how about you?
Do you have a limited meal time?
I think I'm a little different
from you all,
but this meal,
I only eat the same menu for 5 years.
Oh, this one!
First, I ate two 7-Eleven boiled eggs,
then I ate 5 pieces of shirako nori,
and then I drank a lot of miso soup.
Then I ate a banana, steamed milk, black sesame seeds, almonds and soybean flour in yogurt, and finally I ate yakult.
- All day long? - Yes.
I usually eat it at 8.30 in the morning.
- You can eat it like a flow of work. - That's right.
I opened the refrigerator unconsciously.
And I ate it all in the kitchen with Takemu-san.
I took this picture.
I eat boiled eggs as it is.
So I don't need a container at all.
- So you don't like what you eat in the morning? - That's right.
And I only eat this when I go shopping.
I only buy this when I go to the convenience store for about two days.
- The same goes for you. - Yes, and salad.
I usually eat salad and hijiki for lunch.
So I don't want to waste food.
- It's a rule. - Hey, don't move!
- You eat salad and hijiki? - It takes up a lot of energy.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- Do you eat a lot of protein? - Yes, I do.
- What about you, Inko-san? - When I eat out...
- I'm not good at analyzing food. - Analyzing food?
- I don't know if it's convenient for me to do that. - You're right.
When it comes to analyzing food...
If I stay at a hotel and I'm told to analyze food...
My manager calls me and asks me...
Can you make a big plate of food?
I try not to stay at places where I can't make a big plate of food.
If I stay at places where I can't make a big plate of food...
I can't say what I want to say.
- You want to be stopped. - Yes, I want to be stopped.
My manager is always there for me.
- That makes me uncomfortable. - So you don't like being told how to cook?
- Yes, I don't like it. - When I want to know how to cook...
- I ask myself and say it's okay. - That's true.
Don't you hate it? I know how to do it.
It's okay.
Some people want to know where you are from.
- I know most of it. - You know?!
No one is asking me to say that, right?!
- No one is sending me comments like that. - Ah, I see...
- I want to eat it quickly. - I see...
- I don't want to talk about it there. - Well, leave it alone.
- I'll say only what I'm interested in. - I see...
- I'll ask you. - Ms. Ikishima, how about cooking and shortening time?
- I'm not good at fire, so I mostly make noodles. - I see.
- So, about pasta. - Yes?
- When boiling pasta, I wonder why everyone waits for it to boil. - I see.
- They pour pasta into water from the beginning. - Yes.
So if you put it on fire, it will get burnt, so I want to tell you that you can eat it.
Someday...
It's a waste of boiling time, so first soak it in water and put it in a pot and put it on fire.
Even so, it will take about ten minutes.
Don't you care about the time much?
For example, if you cook rice and use a rice cooker, you know how many minutes it will take, right?
But everyone is so obsessed with the manual of a rice cooker.
First of all, in a rice cooker, even if you say the boiling time of a rice cooker, it will be cooked in ten minutes.
That's an extra ten minutes.
No, no, like soaking it in water and putting it in a pot...
But it will change the taste a little.
It's stopped.
The person who said that stopped.
Is it more delicious?
I didn't think about it like that.
So you can cook everything in a manual for five or ten minutes.
You don't have to wait for the microwave to heat up, and you can cook it even one minute before.
Certainly, pasta and other noodles have a longer boiling time, right?
That's right.
You don't have to wait for that long, do you?
That's right.
So even if you talk about how to boil pasta, the way you took a bath earlier is the same, right?
Yes, it is.
For example, you can put hot water in it before it boils.
Or you can put hot water in it before it boils.
That's right.
I'm not sick of that.
Is it serious?
Yes, it is.
The next person is...
Reducing the time of shaking the bowl.
Working is basically about shaking both hands.
What does that mean?
I'm both-handed.
For example, you have a pencil in your right hand, right?
You can leave the eraser in your left hand.
If you make a mistake, you can erase it with your left hand.
It's very convenient.
Isn't it quite rare?
Hold the eraser.
I see.
It's harder than I thought.
Ordinary people change erasers and erase with their ears.
I didn't know that.
If you erase something with your left hand, you can shorten the time.
It takes about one and a half seconds.
One and a half seconds?!
So you can write either way?
Basically, "ji" is on the right and "e" is on the left.
"e" and "e" are different.
I see.
"ji" and "an" are different.
It's convenient.
It was like that for me.
Really?
It was like that for me.
I don't use my right hand for erasing.
I just hold the eraser.
Can you erase with your left hand?
I can, but I've never held it.
Maybe you can.
Knives and forks are the same, right?
You can use both.
Fork is on the right and knife is on the left.
You can hold it for a long time.
You can use a spoon with your left hand.
You can eat salad with soup.
I don't need a backhand for tennis.
I can hold it like this or like this.
Backhand?
I've never played tennis.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Is it your imagination?
I can't do it.
Is it your ideal?
I think you can do it.
If you're talking with your imagination, you can say it many times.
I think you can do it.
I play tennis on the left and golf on the right.
That's amazing.
I think you can do it.
I can do it.
You can do it?
I can do it, too.
You can do it, right?
I don't know.
I can't hold it anymore.
You can do it, right?
I can do it, too.
I just want to say it in Japanese.
You don't know anything about this.
You are a human being.
It's both.
Which one is better?
The chopstick is on the left and the pen is on the right.
You can work and eat at the same time.
It's been like that for a long time.
You can do both.
But you were holding a pen.
Sometimes you were holding a pen.
You don't know, do you?
How do you spend your time at work?
I don't sit down much at work.
At work?
Yes. When I go to work and stand up for the first time...
You are standing up even though you are on stand- by.
When I turn off the engine and sit down, I stand up again.
You are putting pressure on the staff.
That's right.
The actress is standing up and waiting for you.
Sometimes you have to set up quickly, don't you?
Sometimes I have to stand up and wait for you.
You call it "pressure".
I don't intend to put pressure on you.
You don't sit down.
That's amazing.
I don't sit down.
You take off your costume before you enter the dressing room, don't you?
That's right.
Most actresses do it like that.
When I finish my work, I say "Thank you for your hard work" and leave the set.
Then I take off my microphone and costume and accessories.
Thank you for your hard work.
She took it off.
I take it off and go home.
Does anyone take it off and go home right away?
What about you, Tsuji?
I go home as soon as I finish my work.
When I come back from my work, I go out.
I don't even put on my make-up.
I don't like going out after my work.
I go home as soon as I finish my work.
I take off my clothes and go home as soon as I finish my work.
You change your clothes and go home.
I change my clothes and go home as soon as I finish my work.
I think I'm the fastest person in Nakagawa Prefecture.
Reiji is also the fastest.
Really?
You're not in the dressing room.
I think I'm the fastest.
I think Reiji is the fastest.
I'm also in the middle and middle school.
What about you, Takeyama?
I'm also like that.
When I come back from my work, I change my clothes and go home as soon as I finish my work.
When I finish my work and go to the bathroom, I go home as soon as I finish my work.
I don't even lift my buttons and checkers.
I don't like it.
There is no distance from there to the dressing room.
So, I go home as soon as I finish my work and go to the dressing room as soon as I finish my work.
I see.
Tsuchida doesn't shorten his recording time.
That's right.
When I think that the show is exciting, I don't say anything useless.
For example, if you run a 30-minute show for two hours, do you think that one and a half hours will be cut off?
Even in the stories I've prepared, if I think that I can't exceed the excitement I just had when I talked here, I think it's a waste.
I see.
Also, I think it will be difficult for the staff to edit, so I prioritize efficiency.
When everyone is excited, I don't talk at all.
When I'm excited and in the studio, I think I'll do my best to talk.
But you're famous for that, aren't you?
That's right, that's right.
Aren't you famous?
That's right, that's right.
"Downtown Deluxe" ended in about 35 minutes.
No, no, no.
It's not that long.
Seriously.
It's not that long.
Seriously.
Seriously, it's not that long.
Everyone is famous.
No, it's famous.
Everyone is famous.
No, this is what I'm saying.
When I'm excited, I don't say anything.
This guy's show isn't exciting at all.
It ended in about 30 minutes.
Also, Hamada-san is highly respected by various production people.
Yes.
After "Downtown Deluxe", you can definitely get a job.
You can definitely get a job.
Two weeks in a row, "Downtown 40th Anniversary Special"!
On April 28th, we'll have our junior comedians with deep ties!
We'll easily defeat Hamada Matsumoto!
And on May 5th, we'll gather the legendary "Downtown Family"!
From shocking episodes back in the day...
To forbidden questions you can only ask now!
"Golden Week" will be held on "Downtown Deluxe"!
Let's go!
Let me tell you next!
Reducing one person's time!
Cleaning is basic!
Housekeeping staff is full use!
That's right!
I do it myself and I don't mess up the details
I hire a housekeeping staff and hire 3 people and do it in rotation
That's a lot of people!
Yes!
And I decide it myself!
I'm sorry to say this from the staff but ...
What is it?
I received it
Is it a credit?
Mr. Ikko is very strict with cleaning!
He measures detailed rules and cleaning time!
Isn't it?
Well ...
I have work hours now
So I asked if I could do it in about 5 hours and decided that I would only ask for these parts
If you can do it in 5 hours, you can go home in 2 hours if you finish early
You can go home, right?
That's right!
So let's decide the time properly and do it efficiently!
I have a video
Look!
Mr. Ikko is very strict with cleaning!
Isn't it clean?
I don't like it
Hey!
Yes!
Do this and this properly
Yes!
Do it properly
Yes!
Do it yourself!
Do it properly
Yes!
Do it properly
Yes!
Do it properly
Yes!
Do it!
Wow!
Isn't it great?
It's not organized at all
It'ssehen
When you manage it, split in half and go home
Eat later
You are with me, aren't you?
You are perfect!
They can't clean up even if you are together!
So you have to take care of them
How long will it take?
About 10 minutes until it closes.
Too bad! It took you 10 minutes!
Look at this!
It's so neat!
This is amazing!
You don't have to be so careful!
That's right!
Your words are already a masterpiece!
So fast!
That's why there is something like this.
You have to clean up every corner.
You don't have to do it every day.
When we were doing it as a big family, we did it roughly.
But you don't mix it up with your daily utensils.
You have to look at what you did and brush up on what you think is dirty.
Can I say something?
I have no idea what you are saying.
You know what I'm saying!
You know what I'm saying, right?
Yes, I know.
But you don't want to make a part of it dirty, you want to make only a part of it dirty, right?
Yes.
You have to clean from corner to corner, right?
Yes.
If you don't do that, the dirty state will continue.
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
I'll check it again.
I don't know what you're talking about.
How about you, Kishima-san? How do you feel about cleaning and washing?
What I don't like is washing.
Please think about washing machine.
When you turn it on, depending on the day and mood, it may say "one hour later" or "two hours"
Is it a mood?
It's a mood.
Depending on the condition of the washing machine...
It's not a mood, is it?
It's not suitable for the time.
I don't want to live a washing machine life, so I put it all out for cleaning.
Until now, when I tried to turn the washing machine, it was turning with a drum stick, right?
At that time...
It's the same as before.
I think it's already done before it beeps.
I tried to open it, but it was locked.
I opened it with great force and it came out of it.
After that, washing machine is a trauma.
I think the washing machine side is also a trauma.
I was surprised.
It was locked and opened.
That's right.
Was it dry when you opened it?
It wasn't dry, it was already wet.
You say that!
It's not dry!
It's not dry, is it?
Next person!
Shorter time before going to the washroom.
You press the return button after you close the elevator.
I know this.
Yes, I think it's already a basic rule.
First of all, there are people who don't do this.
I want to tell you about this.
And first you close it.
You press the return button.
After that, the most recommended method is...
First of all, you close the door where the person gets off.
Someone gets off, right?
Then you close the door about here.
This pleasure...
I've never had it before.
Until now.
I've never been like "Ah!".
You close the door like this.
It's a great pleasure of the elevator.
What should I do?
I know.
I know it very well.
The elevator should be operated efficiently.
The electricity bill should be reduced.
It's the same for me.
When you get on the elevator, you stand in front of the elevator button first.
And you push all the buttons of the person getting in.
When you get off, you push "close".
And when you get out, you push "close" and look back and get out.
But even if you push "close", it doesn't matter, does it?
It doesn't close unexpectedly.
If you push "close", it closes.
If you think about the electricity bill, you should use the elevator.
There are some elevators that don't come.
There is a movement like that.
You want to push it many times.
The red one doesn't come, does it?
It doesn't come.
The red one doesn't come.
It does come, but...
The white one doesn't come, either.
It doesn't come, but you want to push it.
What do you think about it?
I'm sorry to say this, but...
When you get on the elevator and go up from the first floor to the second floor...
There are people who get off on the second floor.
On the second floor, you can go up the stairs.
You can go up there.
You can go up more than three floors.
And there is another problem.
I'm really angry about this problem.
There are only four floors in the basement.
There are seven floors above and six floors below.
If you think you've finally come to the basement, you'll all stop on the first floor.
Do you understand?
Contrary to my will, I want to go to the ninth floor of the radio, but I'll definitely stop on the first floor.
No one gets on the first floor of the radio on Saturdays and Sundays.
I go outside and look outside.
I close the radio, but it doesn't work at all.
Not at all.
The radio station in Akasaka doesn't understand me.
On Wednesdays and Sundays, I say, "I'm Matsumoto."
They say, "It's Wednesday."
I know.
It's Saturday in China, so they say, "It's Wednesday."
That's right.
I've been talking about Akasaka a lot lately.
Yes, that's right.
I heard you're short on other things, too.
I have a list of things.
Yes.
Don't look for lost things.
Don't stick umbrellas in people's faces.
Drama, movies, speeding up.
If you're late in transforming, call and delete.
Yes.
Don't look for lost things.
It means you're not looking for things that have left you.
Sounds like a joke.
Is it an old joke?
It's a waste of time looking for things you've lost.
So it's better to live as if you don't have anything you've lost.
Even if it's important?
Even if it's expensive,
you either spend it on things you don't have anymore,
or if it's cheap,
you look for it and buy it as soon as you can.
What about smartphones?
I have two smartphones, so it's okay even if I lose one.
What are you talking about?
You're lying!
That's not true!
What you lose and what you lose.
For example, when you forget something in the store,
when you call the store, they will definitely wait for you for two or three minutes.
So when you come out of the store, you don't look for it because you think you might find it again.
What do you mean you don't wear an umbrella?
When you wear an umbrella, you get irritated when you open and close it.
There are people who don't know how to close their umbrella.
They think it's a waste of time and go out of the store wherever they go.
They don't have an umbrella.
They don't have time to look for umbrellas.
They think it's better to be wet.
It depends on the season.
Rainy season.
Guerilla gore.
Four days ago, it was really gore.
Even when I went to the office, it was wet.
But it's efficient not to put an umbrella in it.
If you leave it as it is, it will dry up.
Let's go.
Isn't it a little out of place?
That's right.
I said it when we had a meeting.
I don't want to be among these members.
I said I didn't know this time.
I don't know.
But please listen to me.
The person who replies late is already deleted.
Reply late is LINE.
What is LINE for?
LINE is exchanged in order to exchange quickly.
But there are people who don't read it on purpose.
For about a day and a half.
That's also deleted from the list of friends.
Do you know what LINE is?
It's okay to send a telegraph.
Enko-san, do you know this?
I'm not here yet.
Even if I have something to ask my manager, I sometimes don't have a phone call.
Then I want to ask him at 5 in the morning.
I said I'd give it to me soon yesterday.
What happened?
If you're worried about it, it's just that.
That's right.
Fura-san, what do you think of this?
I don't want to accumulate calls.
I usually go to work by train.
On the train, I answer emails and check documents.
There are a lot of interviews.
But I do all of them.
Excuse me.
Bisho-san, are you tired?
I'm trying to raise my voice now.
But it's amazing.
I've been doing it for a long time, but I'm not doing it anymore.
This is information from Fura-san's manager.
Fura-san's work response is unusually fast.
When I ask for a document check at the end of my work, I come back while I'm on my way home.
It was very helpful as a manager.
But when I'm late for work, I get a call from Saison right away.
I can't let go of my smartphone at all.
That's how efficient it is, isn't it?
That's good. I think it feels good.
Do you think so?
I understand it very well.
When I send you a message on LINE, you call me at that moment.
Did you see it?
Did you see it? I just sent it to my manager.
I just sent you a message on LINE.
Did you see it?
You call me at that moment.
You often talk about it in that episode, don't you?
The next corner is...
Anxiety in the world. Is it a waste of time?
I'm listening to your dissatisfaction.
The world may change like this.
Yes, yes.
Look at this.
It's like this.
Mr. Mazuo, turn around.
Yes, yes, yes.
Who wrote "autonomous guidance"?
Yes, it's me.
Yes, I like it.
Anxiety in the world. Is it a waste of time?
What will you do with it?
Yes, it's confirmed.
Look at this.
It's like this.
First of all, let's look at the back.
Yes, yes.
Who is this automatic guidance?
When you contact this kind of place, it's really an emergency.
Yes, yes, yes.
Sometimes you're in trouble and you want to know and you contact in a hurry, but first the tape flows, right?
Yes.
How many seconds and how much is it?
I think it's okay like that.
So I heard a lot of explanations like which person is first and which person is second.
But when you're angry, if you have six seconds, you'll calm down.
Automatic guidance doesn't seem like anger and it doesn't get better and better.
I think it's fast.
Certainly.
If you do that, the person in charge will come out right away.
That's right.
I understand.
Really, I want you to say this automatic guidance quickly.
Say it quickly.
Yes.
And the most troublesome thing for me in a taxi is that when I produce it with a card...
Oh, you're a taxi now.
Automatic guidance.
Automatic guidance with a card.
I'm in the middle of a call right now.
I want you to keep saying that.
I can forgive you up to three times, but when you say "I'm in the middle of a call right now" about four times, it seems like you couldn't communicate there and you have to do it again.
I see.
When I get in a taxi and produce it with a card, I get off at a place where my phone is standing for three times first.
I see.
I'm sure you can communicate there, right?
I see.
Were you in the same place?
What?
I think it depends on the company.
Weren't you in a different place?
Oh, you were in a different place?
Yes.
This conversation is a waste of time.
I'm in the middle of a call right now.
You should pay with cash, right?
Cash.
You're pretty angry.
How do you put it in a basket?
Who is this?
Me!
When you buy a lot of things in order, you put them in a basket and put heavy things under them.
Put heavy things under them and put light things above them.
When you put them in a bag, you can put heavy things in a bag first, can't you?
Yes, you can.
If you put them all in a basket and put them under them...
You have to put them upside down again.
Yes, I think it's a waste of time and effort.
I think it's a good idea to divide them left and right nationwide.
Put light things on the left side of the basket and put heavy things on the right side of the basket.
If you do that, you can put heavy things in a bag more efficiently.
What do you think of it?
Well...
I think it's good as it is.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
I think it's good as it is.
I understand it.
There are subtle heavy things, but...
There are subtle things that can't be divided left and right.
I think it should be gradation.
It takes a lot of time.
What about you?
I don't know it, but...
Take a picture with your fans.
Take a picture with my fans?
Yes.
Please do it.
I'm really grateful for fans who wait for me after the concert.
I'm always in trouble at that time.
I'm really happy when you say "take a picture with me", but...
I look for my cell phone and turn on the camera from there.
I see.
You wait for me to take a picture with you, but why do you turn on the camera from there?
I understand it.
If you do that, turn on the camera.
When I ask young people to take a picture with me, the first thing they say is "beauty plus".
If you take a picture with "beauty plus", the shutter is very slow.
You can process it and take it.
You can't do it in a row.
Once you take it, you say "thank you very much. I'll save it."
You say "thank you very much again."
So it takes a lot of time.
Even if you take it three times, you have to process it three times.
If you want to process it, you have to take it in a row and process it later.
Does anyone know this?
I know this.
It's the same with pictures.
There are people who stay in the city and take pictures.
I want to take a picture of the scenery.
It's the season of cherry blossoms.
I want to go under the cherry blossoms.
If you do that, what will you become?
If you do that, who will you become?
If you do that, you'll be in trouble.
There are more cherry blossoms in the city than in your picture.
Yes, it's confirmed.
I always think about it.
Yes, yes.
How much does the picture you took resonate with the city?
The picture is in the way now, but...
The direction of the shutter.
Yes.
In an apartment or something like that,
from now on, when you enter an apartment,
you need a number of shutters.
At that time, before you enter,
you need to prepare and have it in your hand.
But if you hold it and wait,
and do like this when you enter,
you can finish it in one go, can't you?
Yes, but...
You need to have it in front of you and...
Is it like "Father's revenge"?
It's not revenge, but...
Isn't it easy to understand?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's not easy to understand.
So you need to have it in front of you.
You need to have it in front of you.
There's this one, too.
Isn't there a time when you make a mistake?
You make a mistake, so you need to simulate it properly.
So you don't make a mistake.
I want you to open up one battery, too.
That one with the battery.
How long are you going to make me do this?
That's right!
But it's leaking.
I think you need to let the electricity flow like this.
Do it inside!
Do it inside this machine!
Can't you do it inside this one?
Can you do it inside this one?
I like you, Batsu-batsu-san!
What?
Who makes food from scratch?
Yes, it's me.
Even if you don't make it from scratch...
There are a lot of things you can buy from the middle.
There's a reason for that, but...
Let's go with the dumplings.
I don't want to eat your spices in Japan!
It's still going on!
Is it a waste of time in the world?
I want to get out of here at my own pace!
I have to walk 100m ahead and my pace doesn't match at all.
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Who makes food from scratch?
Yes, it's me.
There are many things that are sold from scratch.
There is also this.
For example, let's go for dumplings.
There are people who make dumplings from the skin.
I think it's necessary.
When I ate dumplings for the first time in my life, I thought they were delicious.
But now, I don't go to a supermarket.
If you go to a supermarket, you can buy a lot of dumplings.
But if you want to make dumplings from scratch, you can buy a little more red bean paste.
You don't need it anymore.
You can buy a lot of dumplings from scratch.
You can make marbled tofu from scratch.
You can make it from scratch, but there are a lot of things like marbled tofu.
It's faster to arrange it, make it spicy and do various things.
But you can't make it from red bean paste.
I'm irritated by that.
I think it's not good to say it like a cooking show.
There are people who make curry from scratch.
There are people who make curry from spices.
I don't want to eat your spices in Japan!
I don't want to eat such beef in Japan!
Will you get angry like that?
Yes, I will get angry.
Shoes you can't wear quickly.
This is me.
I often go to a magazine and eat with everyone.
When I say "Let's go home after this,"
the first person who wears shoes says "I don't wear shoes anymore."
I don't wear boots and zippers anymore.
When we eat together like that, I don't want you to come.
I bit you at the end.
Don't come in!
You sometimes wear boots like that on Amazon, don't you?
It's just boots.
Don't you think it's annoying?
But I don't mind if I don't take them off.
That's good manners.
But when I go to a club or something like that, I don't like it.
You always look for a pair of socks.
That's what I was worried about.
You know, when you go out and you find out you're wearing boots, you should take them off yourself.
But you always look for a pair of socks.
I think it's a waste of time.
There's more!
Here it is.
Masumoto-san, is there anything you're worried about?
The bullet train signal?
It's too hard, isn't it?
It's so hard that it makes me angry.
Before I buy it, I buy it because I think it's hard.
I buy it because I think I'll eat it in 10 minutes.
Why is it so hard?
I buy hot tea, warm my hands and melt it like this.
You're definitely lying.
I'm serious!
It's much softer with my hands.
You're definitely lying!
I love bullet trains.
I buy hot tea and melt it with my hands.
Isn't it cute?
You don't need tea. You can do it with your hands.
What else is there?
I know this one.
A taxi driver who escorts you.
Who is it?
When I called for a taxi, I think it's available for free,
he opened the door and waited for me in front of the door.
But I want to get on the taxi as soon as possible,
so I wait there and wait until the door closes,
and then I turn around and go to the driver's seat,
and I get stuck on this road.
I looked back and there wasn't anyone there,
but there was a lot of traffic on this road,
and it's really annoying.
The service of this escort is a little...
I feel like I've been eating there for a minute or two.
And even after you get off,
you have to turn around and wait for someone to open the door for you.
The door used to be open and closed like this,
but recently it's been like this.
The door opening method is very slow,
so when you get there, they tell you to open the door first.
It's a good timing to pay and leave.
I see.
When I buy something from a brand,
I'm like, "Give it to me!"
Do you bring it all the way to the exit?
Give it to me!
I want to leave at my own pace!
Sometimes I want to see it after I buy it,
but I'm like, "Will you take me to the exit?"
Is it this one? Is it this one?
Oh, I see! Is it this one?
That's it!
Is it this one?
That's it!
After I pay, I say, "Can I have it?"
and we walk together all the way to the exit.
The pace you're walking at in the store
and the pace I'm walking at 200 meters away
don't match at all.
That's the dilemma.
That's right.
When you walk out of the store like that,
you might get caught by the passers-by.
Do you have any responsibility for that?
This is a bed-making.
Yes, it's a bed-making.
In Japan, wherever you go,
there are bed sheets everywhere.
Yes, there are.
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So, this is a bed-making?
Yes, it is.
In hotels, wherever you go in Japan, there are bed sheets everywhere, right?
Yes, there are.
But in the end, when you go to bed, you have to use your legs, right?
You should have used your legs from the beginning.
But why do you use your legs?
You use your legs like you're bragging about it, right?
It's always like this.
Usually, when you stay in a hotel, you come back drunk.
It's so annoying.
Before you go to bed, if you do it with your hands, there are bed sheets on the floor.
I see.
But they don't sell well.
You have to go all the way.
Are there people who like it?
What happens?
There are a few people in the hotel.
When we talked about it, they deliberately made it like a bag and said, "I'm going to bed."
Oh, I see.
I talked about it at the camp.
Then he said, "But I don't like sleeping in a sleeping bag."
I thought he was crazy.
I thought he was crazy for the rest of my life.
Everyone is getting more and more scared.
I'm sorry.
Next week's "deluxe" is...
The wife's celebrity heart explodes with dissatisfaction.
I can't get a call.
I can't get in touch.
I roll up my socks and put them back in their original position.
He's very careful about night skinship.
He refuses a little.
I can't stop getting irritated.
Even if I say "good morning," he ignores me.
He has a very loud voice.
What do you say, Mr. Noro?
I don't say anything at all.
I'm looking forward to next week.
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