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Good evening!
I can't move my hands, so I'm moving for now.
How are you doing lately?
No fever anymore?
I see.
No symptoms?
Oh, I see.
Your throat still hurts a little?
Oh, it's not like that.
Say something!
Well...
Well, then...
Let's get started!
Tonight's special is "Celebrities Who Love Their Pets"!
Tonight's gathering is "Celebrities Who Love Their Pets"!
Please give your love and support to your favorite pets!
You'll regret not only your pets, but also your hobbies and other special skills!
I'm totally fine.
And now, let's welcome "Micro Pigs"!
My legs are slow.
Please.
Oh, cute!
I love you!
I love you, too.
You're definitely different!
You're different from how you look.
I love you.
Looking at your body, I can tell you're the thinnest of all of us.
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I knew you were thin from the beginning, but I don't want to see you anymore!
Your love for fans is all lined up in your body.
It's not abnormal love at all.
It's not normal love!
But Matsumoto-san, I've heard of "panel", but it feels like a statue.
That's true.
It feels like I'm worshipping in the forest.
Iketani.
It's me.
Your house is amazing, too.
Iketani Naoki-san, who used to be a gymnast.
He now lives with five different kinds of pets.
A black cat, Chibita.
A Russian blue cat, Luna-chan.
This is Jenny and Momo.
They are monkeys called "common marmoset".
So, when you go to a zoo, you see something like this.
When you build a house, you design a gauge for them.
In addition, they make special fences in the kitchen so that pets do not enter.
They dig a dead space under the stairs and install a toilet for pets.
By the way, on the top of the toilet is...
Thorsundee
In addition, you can see the garden.
Kizumerikku
Kizuku
Takuretenno
Kakaodashite
Here you are.
Microbuta
Kaniro
If you don't do it like this, I'm sure you won't be able to eat it.
I'd like to introduce you to Marco.
I'd like to make Marco's meal.
He's particular about food.
He says it's a big mountain of chicken, but it's really good chicken.
The meat is also crispy.
It's really fresh.
The liver is also fresh, Marco.
The liver is also fresh.
I'm going to do this in low temperature cooking.
You don't always do it, do you?
Next, one hour later.
It's low temperature cooking, so the meat is already pretty soft.
I'm going to cut this up.
I also prepared some liver earlier.
I'm going to take this out as well.
I'm going to bring it with this.
Muto, food!
Yes, yes, yes!
He's eating!
I'm not eating!
He's just eating!
I'm not eating!
I don't do this, I only put out the liver.
You're still eating?
You can't eat like that!
Why not?
I'd like to give our children an early morning routine.
Heavyweight idol Rhyme takes care of his fans with an unbalanced body.
Rhyme lays four bulkier thighs, two look like a relationship lizard, thick chin, mustache like a lizard, inclines like a cat.
What do you do in the morning?
Let's start with Momonga.
Momonga?
There is Momonga food.
Like this.
There is Momonga-style dog food and cat food.
I've already eaten this one.
I'll put it in.
I eat anything because I'm really miscellaneous.
That's amazing.
I'll put it in.
"Momonga gravia".
Cute.
What are you saying?
Peno-san, this is your breakfast for today.
A silver spoon.
How is it? Do you want more?
How about this sasami cube?
Do you want it?
I want anything.
Please tell me.
Can I choose?
"Momonga gravia".
Do you eat it?
I put it in my mouth once.
It's sweet.
And this one, I bought it recently.
Millworm.
I'll eat it now.
Dry millworm.
I like it.
It's like a comedian playing a punishment game.
Do you want me to give you a bite?
It smells a little, doesn't it?
A little.
Today's breakfast looks like this.
Wow, it's amazing.
The contents are packed.
Please wait a moment.
Customers! Customers! Customers!
Wow, you're eating a lot.
It's delicious.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Good morning, I'm Gota Crystal.
Today, I'd like to introduce you to my pet, Hamham.
Hamsters are the cutest in the morning.
This sleepy feeling.
I know.
Cute.
Can you really see this?
I can hardly see it.
You can't see it?
I can't see it.
I'll give you some medicine.
Cute.
This is cute.
I'll give you some medicine.
This is one and a half years old.
Good night.
It's almost a year old.
Cute.
I couldn't see it today.
Ouch!
It's stuck.
A lot of hair came out.
Yes, this one is...
This one is Ryu-chan. Ryu-chan, right? They are male siblings.
And this one is...
Fei-chan. Fei-chan, right?
Yes, Fei-chan, Fei-chan. Ah, don't get mad at me.
Yes, and...
This one is...
Yes, but...
All three of them are different.
One for Fei-chan and one for Ryu-chan.
They are all different.
Wow!
They are strong.
They are very energetic.
They are doing it all the time.
Yes, all the time.
I'm back.
Who wants to go for a walk?
Do you want to go for a walk?
Young man, do you want to go for a walk?
Do you want to go for a walk?
Today, they are going for a special walk.
Where are they going?
Young man seems to hate sea.
Young man, do you want to go for a walk?
Do you want to go for a walk?
Young man seems to hate sea.
Sea is bigger and bigger.
Yes, it is.
Young man seems to hate sea.
Young man is cute.
Young man is cute, too.
Young man is cute.
They are very energetic.
They are usually energetic.
This is our office.
This is "the forest east".
We have two cats here.
This is "sem".
This is "an".
Here is "an".
This is "an".
And...
Where is "an"?
I'm going to make all of them on my YouTube channel, and I'm going to use acrylic board here, so meat balls will come out of the bottom.
Don't say weird things.
This way, this way, this way.
Is this a plastic bag that's in the cage right now?
So, meat balls will come out of the bottom of the cage.
I can't get enough of this.
And you can do it this way, too.
Wow, that's amazing.
You can do it anywhere.
You made it so you can do it anywhere.
I can't get enough of this.
It's going to satisfy the master's will.
If it flies, it's over.
I can't get enough of it.
It's burning.
It's a normal picture, isn't it?
It's not normal.
Then I'd like to put it in the bath.
Bath, bath, bath.
Come on, come on.
You're happy, aren't you?
You're happy and cute.
You're lying, aren't you?
Is it okay?
It feels good, doesn't it?
It's normal, isn't it?
It feels good, doesn't it?
It's cool, isn't it?
You like it so much, don't you?
Yes, it feels good.
You like it so much, don't you?
It feels good, doesn't it?
It's cool, isn't it?
It's normal, isn't it?
You like it so much, don't you?
I see.
We've seen a little bit of it.
And this time, we've invited someone else who knows a lot about animals.
He's remote.
Remote?
Hello!
Hello, I'm Punk Machida.
Nice to meet you.
This is Punk Machida!
Nice to meet you.
Punk Machida is an animal expert who treats dogs, cats and even beasts.
Punk Machida came to my prison as my substitute.
Prison?!
That place is really lonely!
There's not a lot of staff there!
That's all!
Do you like baths?
Our dog doesn't like baths at all.
That's right.
He doesn't like it at all.
Even our dog, when we showed him the box earlier, he was so happy.
He was so excited.
That's impossible for a dog.
But people who see it on TV say, "No, it's not like that."
He's really into it.
What are you saying?!
He's not a rental pet.
Wait! Why is only my part coming out like that?!
He's a rental pet in a rental studio!
He's a rental pet in my house!
That's a rental zoo.
That's wrong!
You know Kazar's dog and Takashima's cat, right?
A dog in your house is weak!
What?!
It's not just a dog.
There's no one who's as excited about baths as you are!
My dog was taking me to the beach earlier.
After that, we wash our feet and stuff.
I like it too.
See?! See?! See?!
See?! See?! He's saying it!
Then you're unique.
You're unique.
That's why I put you in here.
You know Hamada-san, right?
You know Gouan-chan and Hamada-san, right?
I also have one.
I've seen it before.
Where did you get it from?!
It's cute!
So you're saying you're Hamada-san?
Yes.
You don't like it?
It's cute, but it's less cute than my dog.
It's cute!
So, Ram-chan, do you eat your pet's food?
Yes, I do.
If you don't taste it first, you can't be one with it.
I see.
If you say you're eating it because it looks good, you want to feel the same way.
I don't want to give you food that doesn't taste good.
Did you do that from the beginning?
My dad has been doing it since I was little.
I saw it and thought it was pretty normal.
I see.
What do you do when you taste it?
What do you do when you think it's not that good?
I don't give it to him anymore.
What?!
It's definitely different.
That's right!
Majida-san!
Is it normal for you to eat your pet's food?
For me, it's normal. I eat it all, too.
What?!
When I go to Thailand,
in Thailand, they breed a lot of insects for pet's food.
I bought about this much of it.
Before I brought it back to Japan, I ate it all by myself.
What?!
Then you're not tasting it!
You're eating it for your own food!
You're eating it all!
Does it have any nutritional value?
It has about the same amount of protein as beef, pork and cows.
However, insects often have a lot of protein.
That's the value of dried insects.
When you test it raw, it has about the same amount of protein as beef and pork.
So it's pretty high in protein.
What does Majida-san like about his pet's food?
I'm keeping 400 cockroaches called "dubia" for my pet's food.
I posted it on Twitter because I got 400 of them to my house.
The number of followers decreased by 5,000.
Dubia
They die and stink.
They fly and are noisy and grumpy.
"Dubia" is easier to raise.
Can "Dubia" beat "cockroach" in "cockroach" vs. "cockroach"?
"Dubia" is sold out of stock in any online shop.
"Dubia" is that popular.
You just pulled it out of the water, didn't you?
I just ate it.
Takashima-san will love it.
For those who like cockroaches...
You're feeding "Dubia" strange food.
I feed "Dubia" strange food, too.
Basically, I don't eat vegetables.
I mentioned "scallops" earlier, didn't I?
"Dubia" eats one cabbage a day.
That's a lot of food.
So, I don't eat vegetables.
One cabbage costs 208 yen or 300 yen.
I pay 10,000 yen for that.
Do you feed "Dubia" mice, too?
Yes, I do.
Paul Python calls it "freezer mouse".
There is a mouse in the freezer.
I feed it.
When I buy a bag, I disassemble it with scissors and feed it.
Isn't it the same in the refrigerator?
No, it's the same.
What?
There is a mouse next to your cargain duds.
But...
It's normal, isn't it?
People say it a lot, but don't you feed cows and pigs, too?
Yes, we do.
But...
It's exactly the same.
No, it's not.
It depends on whether you can see it or not.
That's right.
Hamsters can eat anything.
No, they can't.
Hamsters eat mealworms as their staple food.
That's right.
When I raised my hamster and fed it good vegetables and superfoods,
when I saw mealworms for the first time, I was like...
I was attracted to them.
When I raised my hamster and fed it good vegetables and superfoods, I was like...
What about you, Kazun?
I can't choose what my pets eat.
So I'm responsible for it.
I feed it broccoli and carrots.
And I feed it horse meat.
Do you feed it yourself?
Yes, I do.
I put it in a glass of wine in the morning and drink it in the evening.
It's good for the intestinal environment, so I put it in a glass of wine in the morning and drink it in the evening.
Where do you put the bamboo?
Do you put it in a glass of wine in the morning and drink it in the evening?
I put it in a glass of wine in the morning and drink it in the evening.
I'm worried about it because I don't eat it.
At first I bought horse meat and fed it.
But I got tired of it and stopped eating it.
Then I bought DAISENJIDORI.
I got tired of it and stopped eating it.
Then I bought horse meat and fed it.
But I got tired of it and stopped eating it.
Can you put your hand in a commercially available feed and balance it?
In the case of ultra-small dogs, there is a lot of discoloration.
The dog food made by the manufacturer is completely nutritious, so it is best for dogs' health to eat it as it is.
It is difficult for individuals to make more than 100 million research funds for one product.
Cats don't get tired of cat food, do they?
Cats like food.
Dogs like smell.
Dogs can eat a lot of food if they can handle the smell.
However, cats can't eat it unless it tastes good.
If you want to try dog food or pet food, cat food is delicious enough to put it on rice and eat it as a side dish.
What is Reiko Takashima's cat-centered life?
Reiko Takashima lives in the kitchen.
Reiko Takashima's cat-centered life.
My cousin came back home and came out.
That's right.
I'm impatient and I'm in a hurry to go home.
He came running.
I have no idea what the pet's name is.
I'm interested.
The white one is "tono".
Tono
And the one below is "waka".
There is a little episode about why I named it like that.
A friend of mine had a lynx.
I named it "saru".
When I said "saru", it came up to me and said "kiki".
It was very interesting.
Do you understand the word 'saru'?
It was very interesting.
When I bought a dog for the first time, I thought of naming it "inu".
I brought a small dog.
This dog is cute. What's its name?
It's 'inu'.
I said.
I'm sure people who heard it will withdraw.
I thought it was more interesting than that.
When I talked to the members about the name, no one agreed with me.
They told me to quit.
I thought about it and named it "tono".
After that, I was able to welcome my family, so I named it "tono waka".
I see.
Everyone, it seems like pet's priority comes first at home, too.
Basically, there's a living room, and it's their room, and I live in the kitchen.
What? In the kitchen?
Reiko Takashima lives in the kitchen?
I have a bigger kitchen.
Will it be on the news?
There's a kitchen, and I made a cage there, and I'm in the cage, and the cats are watching me like this.
They run around in the living room, and I'm definitely in the kitchen.
I eat all my meals in the kitchen, and I make this living room their room.
Basically, it's just the living room, but I adjust the temperature of the room for the cats.
I'm sure you're doing the same.
For example, it's warmer upstairs, right?
So in summer, when it's cold or weird, it's cold for the cats.
So basically, it's always hot in the house, and I sweat a lot and let the cats meet me.
In winter, I can cut it myself, so basically, I only cut the floor.
I don't turn on the air conditioner as much as possible, and they have the best environment.
That's what makes me happy.
How about you, Rodan?
Is it centered around pets?
I'm exactly the same.
There's a hamster cage in the living room.
Anyway, it's very sensitive to temperature and humidity, so I always leave the air conditioner on.
Hamsters are nocturnal.
So at night, I have to turn up the lights or they won't know I'm out.
They won't know I'm out.
So I turn up the lights in the living room and turn up the lights in the hammam.
I'm not in the living room at 12 o'clock.
But I go to the bedroom and leave the heater on all the time in the living room.
I leave the heater on in the bedroom, and if I drop the breaker while I'm sleeping, I feel sorry for them.
So I don't turn up the heater in the bedroom.
Then it's very cold now.
But I have a pet camera, so I can always see the hamster in the room.
So I thought I wanted them to get used to me at first.
But I remembered it wasn't like that.
So I thought it would be better for me not to have a hamster.
What are you talking about?
I have a hamster.
I have the best environment for a hamster to grow up in.
So I thought it would be better for me not to have a hamster.
But it turns out it's a god.
A god created an environment for people to live in.
So we don't know who we are.
That's what I thought.
How about you, Kazuma?
Do you use a pet camera?
I used it for a while.
But I don't use it when I'm working.
I see.
I thought I would lose my ability to communicate.
So I stopped using it.
You don't have time to talk to your members.
I've been using it for a long time.
I've been watching it in the dressing room.
You watch it all the time.
It's night vision.
So I don't watch it in the dressing room.
Why do you watch it in the dressing room?
But I think it's there.
In you?
I think it's there.
It's so cute.
You really think it's a god, don't you?
It's a god.
This is the president of Manchikan.
You buy a monitor in an office, don't you?
I buy it in an office.
You don't buy it in your house?
I know many people in my office.
Many people.
It smells like money.
You upload DIY on YouTube.
I do DIY for cats.
You upload it on YouTube.
You're the only one who can blame me.
I'm better than you.
I like high places, so I thought it would be nice to make it like this.
That's a good idea.
Yuta, the bottom is acrylic, so it's cute to see the meat ball.
You can only see this state of the cat's meat ball like this.
If you like it, I'll go make it for you.
It would have been nice if it was glass.
You're trying to shoot it on YouTube, aren't you?
I'll go make it for you.
I'll talk to you about your schedule later.
Is it okay for me to do it?
Iketani's house was amazing.
The premise of this house is to live with pets when designing it.
There's a gauge at the pet shop, right?
I made it properly in the house.
There are two monkeys called "common marmoset" now.
"common marmoset" and "land turtle" are fierce.
"land turtle" is fierce, isn't it?
I bought "land turtle" at home at first.
But there's a lot of pee in it.
I can't stand it even if it's "common marmoset", so I moved it outside.
I made the gauge outside by myself.
You're trying to be like that old man, aren't you?
I want to be like "common marmoset".
My wife wrote a letter to "common marmoset" and sent it to me.
She asked me to work for her.
I like both of you, so I'm going to make "common marmoset kingdom" now.
You're going to be the head of a school or something like that.
You smell like business.
What's your favorite now?
My favorite now is "micro pig".
"Micro pig" was smart.
Doesn't it smell?
No, it doesn't smell at all.
"Micro pig" has the best relationship with cats and dogs.
Really?
Yes, it is.
After this, "micro pig" brought "mikey".
Iketani Naoki's pet "micro pig" brought "mikey".
"Micro pig" brought "mikey".
Cute!
The environment is different, but is it okay?
It's totally fine.
Look, he's wagging his tail.
Cute! His tail!
"mikey", come here.
His legs are slow.
Good morning. "mikey".
Wow, your clothes are matching.
You two are always wearing matching clothes.
You two are matching.
Cute!
"mikey", you are cute.
"mikey" is 8.5kg now, and it can reach up to 40kg.
"mikey" is "micro"?
"mikey" is not "micro"?
No, "mini pig" is 100kg.
Normal "mikey" is 100kg or more.
"mikey" is "micro" and it can reach up to 40kg.
"mikey" is cute.
"mikey", how old is "mikey" now?
"mikey" is six months old now.
It's not that early.
"mikey" seems to be interested in something.
Actually, I really want to buy "micro pig".
Do you know there is "micro pig" cafe in Harajuku?
Yes, I know.
I have been there.
I'm really interested in it.
It's a set of micro pigs.
I was wondering which one I wanted to buy.
Would you like to hold it for a moment?
You say "boo" properly.
I say "boo" properly.
You say "boo" properly.
Because it's a pig.
It's cute.
I didn't like holding it at first, but I got used to it.
I'm used to it now.
Are you going to go to the sea with this?
It's fun.
If you walk around the city, a photo shoot will start.
That's right.
Everyone says it's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's cute.
It's heavy.
It's 8.5kg.
It's warm, isn't it?
That's right.
It's warm.
But it doesn't smell.
It doesn't smell.
It suits you.
What should I do with it?
No, no.
Put it down.
I thought it wouldn't move.
I won't put it down.
Let's move on to the second half.
Matsumoto-san, what should we do?
Matsumoto-san.
It's a little fun.
This is my family.
Family cafe?
Dog cafe.
Is it a throwing cafe?
While other customers are bringing their dogs...
It's cute.
I like scones better than cabbage.
That's right.
I'll eat it right away after I'm done eating it.
It's human food.
Yes, human food.
It's human food.
It's here.
You can't eat it anymore.
Look at Mint and Mikey.
Look over here.
You can't eat it anymore.
It's not seasoned yet.
Senmuu will show you how it runs.
This is like a hamster.
Senmuu!
Senmuu has 3.5 million followers on Instagram.
That's amazing!
Is he on Instagram?
Yes, yes, yes!
Wow!
I want this!
Yes, yes, yes!
I want this!
This is how Senmuu runs!
Wow!
If you click the link in the description...
Did you make this?
No, I just bought it and made it.
When I go to the bathroom, I sometimes feel like I'm going to throw up.
So I'm going to go to the bathroom.
Don't you have this, Takashima-san?
No, I don't.
You don't go to the bathroom?
No, I don't.
Here it is.
For some reason, it happens.
He's quietly waiting.
The chairman is here.
The chairman?
The chairman is?
Like this, strange phenomena often happen.
But it's not okay with Takashima-san.
What's wrong with you?
Takashima-san, how old are you?
You're mean!
You're meaner than me!
Stop it, Takashima-san!
The chairman is here.
The chairman?
Oh, but…
The chairman?
No, but…
You're always like that on television.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's uncomfortable.
You're sober.
I record my hamster's condition every day like this.
I also record what I've cleaned and my weight.
His weight has changed by one gram since yesterday.
This is a scalet.
His weight hasn't changed by 3 grams.
This is the hamster's staple food.
That's amazing.
The white one is lactic acid bacteria.
It's good for your stomach.
I see.
He eats it.
He puts it in his bag.
He puts it in his bag, doesn't he?
That's cute.
He puts it in his bag.
It's full of food.
Can you put it back in your bag?
He puts it in his bag.
Can you put it back in your bag?
He doesn't take it away.
That's cute.
He brings food to the beehive.
That's cute.
He brought it.
He keeps looking at it.
Tono!
Tono, come here!
He's small, so it's hard for him to see.
Tono!
He's here.
This way!
Let's go.
For some reason, Waka often bites Tono's lead.
He brings it with him when he goes surfing like this.
That's stylish.
He makes Tono and Waka run on the beach like this.
They're playing.
Tono!
Waka!
After work, he always relaxes like this.
That's cute.
That's right.
That's good.
That's cute.
He smells like a cow.
That's cute.
He has a big nose.
He says hello with a big nose.
That's cute.
It's like a broken toy.
It's late at night.
Then I would like to go to bed with Marco.
Good night.
Good morning.
Why are you there?
Look at her.
She is beautiful.
She looks like an apple channel.
You look tired, Otake.
My body is always half.
Don't you quarrel with your cats?
When we first moved in, we were very close.
But as we moved in, we started to...
Cats live in houses and stuff like that.
So we got stressed out.
One of them got bullied and got stressed out.
Cats say "shah" a lot.
Yeah, "shah, shah."
Our chairman also...
Four of them...
A friend of ours gave birth to four cats.
So we asked him if we could have one.
And...
About three months later...
He gave some of them to various people.
And we gathered all of them in our office.
But all of them said "shah" to the chairman.
They said "shah" to all of them.
It doesn't matter if it's related to death or not.
Yeah, I heard cats are like that.
They forget it easily.
Yes, they do.
Do you usually go out with your pets?
Yes, we think about what we should do to go out with our pets.
So we only go camping.
We have dogs and pigs.
We can go somewhere together.
This picture was taken by Mikey when he was little.
In a transparent backpack.
You took a picture of him?
Yes, I did.
I didn't know it was like that.
But if you walk with a backpack like this...
People will look at you with weird eyes.
Because...
You have stuffed animals in it.
They don't think you are alive.
So if you show them you are alive...
They will take pictures of you.
That's cute.
I'm going to buy a capybara, a penguin or a miniature horse from now on.
You are trying to expand your kingdom.
Which one is the easiest to buy? The best candidate is a capybara.
By the way, I'm buying all of the animals you just mentioned.
That person is the kingdom.
That person is the second capybara.
That person is God.
Before that, I have a question. Is there a space to buy?
Yes, there is.
If there is a space, a horse might be easier.
A miniature horse.
A miniature horse is about 300-350 kg.
A miniature horse is about 60-70 kg.
Even if it's big, it's not more than 100 kg.
A miniature horse is about one-third or one- seventh of a human.
That's why we make it so small.
Just like a big horse, it's hard to make it healthy.
I see.
A capybara is easy.
There is a space for keeping it.
It's similar to a scaly sea turtle.
I see.
There is a big dog house and a big lamp inside.
If you want to make it cheap, you can put it in a kotatsu.
You can put it there.
If you have a space for it, you can put a capybara in it.
If you have clean water, you can put a capybara in it.
It's easy.
I want a capybara.
It's not different from a hamham.
A hamham is bigger than a capybara.
It's quite big.
It's the biggest mouse in the world.
A capybara is expensive.
Do you take it to a hospital?
If it's not healthy, I take it to a hospital.
A capybara is expensive.
It's expensive.
If it's not healthy, I take it to a hospital.
When I took it to a hospital, I got a call from the hospital.
A capybara is old and has thin hair.
I told them not to worry.
I told them not to come to the hospital in advance.
You told them not to come to the hospital in advance.
When you came out of the hospital...
I told them not to come to the hospital in advance.
You told them not to come to the hospital in advance.
I told them not to come to the hospital in advance.
You were warned.
How about you, Takahashi-san?
I'm alone now.
I usually take it to a zoo.
But I found something interesting recently.
I always let it play in the living room.
I told them to change their gauge to something else.
But they cried a lot that night.
So I put them together.
Then they stopped crying.
I thought it was cute.
You couldn't see it at that moment.
After this, we will show you our favorite videos of capybaras.
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Dekiai Pet's "Favorite Videos" Episode 5!
I do surfing, too, but I've done it before.
Can you show me a video?
Can you ride it?
Wow!
Well, well, well...
I've done it before, but...
No, no, no...
It's impossible!
You can only ride it with a guitar on top of a string.
It's difficult. You can't even stand up.
It's too high.
It's my first time surfing and it's like this.
It's like you're riding it with someone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like you're standing here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like that.
You say that a lot.
That's not it!
There's no way you can win.
Wait! I can't say anything today!
You can't say anything?
It's like that when I'm sleeping, too.
Ram-chan!
Yes!
My cat, Mero, has a special skill.
Can you show me?
Yes, yes!
Please!
He bows to the camera.
What?
He just did.
He can say hello!
Wow!
Hurry up and open it!
Honestly...
That's what it's like to be in an entertainment school.
Everyone is like "Choi-senpai!"
Like "Choi-senpai!"
How about you, Otake? Do you have one?
It reacts to the sound of an ambulance and says, "It's slow!" every time it runs away.
It's really cute.
Please watch it.
It reacts.
It's really cute.
Wow!
Wow, it's cute!
Wow!
Wow, it's cute!
Wow!
I can't get enough of it!
I'm glad you're the only one using it!
The only one?!
That's it?!
But it's suspicious...
What do you mean by "suspicious"?
A pigeon hasn't come out yet...
I'm sorry, but...
Huh?! I've never seen this video on someone else's YouTube channel!
Cut it out! Cut it out!
How about you, Igedani?
Well, we do it on a daily basis, but we do it with pigs and lots of other cats.
There are all kinds of them, so anyone can say it's cute.
This is Mikey.
Mikey and the cats are...
Look, they're together.
They're hugging each other.
Really?!
This is also on a daily basis.
That's fantastic!
Wow!
They all get along well.
Wow! That's great!
I can't get enough of it!
They always hug each other and sleep together.
That's nice!
Robert, have you ever done any filming or anything like that?
I can't bring Hamham to a studio or anything like that.
He's weak and can't manage himself.
There are a lot of directors who say they want to film Hamham, but they end up coming to my house.
I see.
There's a lot of filming at home, and Hamham is getting used to being filmed.
He came out about five minutes before the director came in and said, "Oh, I'm getting filmed today."
That's true!
So we made an amusement park for Hamham.
We made an amusement park with all kinds of leisure activities for Hamham.
Hamham is very cautious and doesn't play with new toys.
So I said, "I don't think he'll play with them anymore," and I played with all of them at the amusement park.
I played with each and every one of them.
And I wasn't sure if I could film it.
So I put it back in the cage and said, "Director, can you film that?"
And he went back to the beehive and said, "Good job!"
At work?
I said, "Good job!"
Say it!
Give me that video!
I said it completely.
Noda-san presented us Hamham Land's Hamham with a lot of stickers.
Wow, it's big!
Adhesive and paint are safe to put in animals' mouths.
Go!
Start!
Look, in Hamham Land...
He's always cautious.
Oh, it fits.
Oh, it fits! It fits! It fits!
Look!
It's a playground.
It's like a castle.
She's a princess.
And hands are close!
Heart, heart, hands are close!
He's thinking well.
The cutest part is the back.
It's like a house.
It's amazing!
I've never done something like this!
It's amazing!
Tunnels! I hate tunnels!
It's cool!
It's amazing that this fits!
It's always sunny even when you make tunnels!
It's fun.
It's rare.
It's cute.
The cameraman knew it.
Look.
That's all for today's work.
It's cute.
It's very cute.
It's very talented.
You can use a pin microphone yourself.
No, no.
But in general,
everyone did a cute job today.
Except for the audience.
Hey!
Oh, really?
Hey, could you stop it?
Next week's Deluxe will tackle the current comedy world.
We approach the real life of underground entertainers.
Entertainers who lost their offices.
Live without audience.
A story of meditation.
Underground entertainers who haven't taken a day off for a long time.
A counterattack begins!