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Shohama-chan, how is it going today?
Today, we have a lot of comedians here.
We've done this before, right?
They come out of nowhere and say a lot of things.
And win a lot of money.
That's right.
Tonight, we have the famous comedians' Gucci Deluxe, the third edition!
Scumbag comedians Aiseki Star and Yamazoy and psycho comedians Nagano are joining us!
The show is over!
First of all, let's listen to their private complaints!
Let's take a look at each of their complaints.
Let's see.
Like this.
Complaints, you say?
There are people who really want to say something.
Let's start with Kuchibiki and Gene.
Yes, let's do it.
I'm sure you all know this, but it's about the sound quality of restaurants.
This show is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
If it's 37.5 or higher, you can't go in.
The sound quality is a little too bad.
I've seen it a lot.
When you go in for a meal and they say, "Sound quality, please!"
It's 31 degrees. It's okay.
No, it's not okay!
Is this machine okay?!
If it's really 31 degrees, you can't go in!
If it's 37.5 degrees and you can't go in, it's okay.
Anything is okay.
That's all I've seen.
I see.
I'm also interested in 31 degrees.
What worries me the most is when a very polite staff member says,
Hello! Thank you for coming today! Thank you for coming! Thank you for coming!
And then they suddenly do this.
Like a pistol.
They do it like this and don't let you say anything.
It's crazy.
Do you know that place?
Is there a place like that in Tokyo?
There is.
It's really peaceful there.
There's a really good place.
I'm in the back of the wagon.
But it's like "peh" from the front!
It's like this from the outside.
I'm in the back.
And there's an old man about four meters away from me.
He's a good guy.
What?!
It's really expensive!
From the outside of the car!
He pushes the car forward and points at me!
Is there a person like that?
They kill each other.
They measure each other.
It's 31 degrees! I'm okay!
No, you're not okay!
Do you have any complaints?
Well, it's a restaurant.
They serve Tsukemen-ya's Tsukejiru.
When I entered Tsukemen-ya a while ago,
their Tsukejiru was quite thick.
It's quite common these days.
And when you eat it, the thick Tsukejiru comes with it, right?
Yes, it comes with the noodles.
Obviously, they don't have enough Tsukejiru.
I see.
So I asked the waiter if I could order more of it.
He said, "No, we don't do that."
So I said, "Oh, this is bad."
He said, "Can I add a little extra charge?"
I said, "Can you give me some Tsukejiru?"
He said, "No, we don't do that."
At the end of the meal,
I rubbed my eyes against the bowl and ate it like I was scrubbing it.
In the end, it became like a freshly washed bowl.
You have to think in a different way.
When I saw it,
it said, "Do you have soup?"
I thought, "How can I cut this?"
So I called the waiter.
I was angry.
So I took out the freshly washed bowl and said, "Can you cut this for me?"
You said something like Mr. Ikkyu.
After a while,
only the transparent Tsukejiru came out.
In the end, it became like a freshly washed bowl.
Do you have anything to say, Dagan?
I have something to say.
I'm a convenience store clerk who chases dreams.
What do you mean by "after all"?
Isn't it good?
You're angry.
You're mean.
I'm a convenience store clerk who chases dreams.
When I go to a convenience store,
I want them to say, "Welcome."
Isn't there a lot of young people who work like this is not their main job?
It's not their last job.
And their tone is like an actor from "Nature".
An actor from "Nature"?
It's like Asano Tadanobu's tone.
Welcome.
It's like, "I don't know."
I'm just a customer. Do it.
I don't look at it like that.
You don't know what it's like.
I don't know.
In the middle of my dream...
Did you say anything to that person?
Do you have anything you want to do?
You didn't ask me that, did you?
I don't ask you that.
I don't go that far.
You can't help it.
I'm talking about Shimokitazawa.
You can't say "I see."
Shimokitazawa is an actor.
He's an actor.
You can't say "I see."
Do you have anything you want to say?
Can I say something about Shinkansen?
I'm a foreign parent of Shinkansen.
There are many places in Yoshimoto.
There are also places in Numazu, Shizuoka.
I take a Shinkansen from Mishima.
On my way back, my manager took me a Shinkansen from Mishima.
He took me a Shinkansen from two rows of A, B, C, D, E.
I thought I was tired and sat down.
I said "excuse me" and sat down.
Then...
Not behind me, but next to me...
From the back of D...
He hit me hard.
When I turned around...
He's a foreign man in his 40s and 50s.
A man in a pink polo shirt.
His son is studying, so don't lower it.
He's watching you.
You're the worst.
Don't get in his way.
I wondered why.
I thought I could lower it.
I said I'm sorry and put it back.
You put it back.
I thought there was the worst guy behind me.
I thought I should go home like this.
About five minutes later, I wanted to lower it.
I said I wanted to lower it, too.
Then he said, "Your son is studying, so don't lower it."
If you want to lower it, sit here.
Go in front of you.
I wondered why I should do that.
I thought it was okay, so I moved to D and said I'm sorry and lowered it.
Then he said it again.
There are many other seats available. Don't lower it.
Go over there.
He said it seriously.
You're the worst.
I was angry, too.
If other passengers get in and sit in my seat,
please let me lower it here.
There are many seats available. Don't lower it.
I thought I shouldn't do it.
When I looked at Dio, he was lowering it.
I thought I should cut it off.
When I looked back, everyone was facing this way.
When I looked at A, B, and C in a row,
they looked like they were confused or scared.
I didn't know what I could do.
I went home without saying anything for 40 to 50 minutes.
I waited for people around me to say, "You're weird."
I wished for it and went home.
Of course, they didn't show up.
When I got to Shinagawa and was about to go home,
they also got off and left Shinagawa first.
They looked like they didn't care much about me.
He's annoying.
But considering the distance,
I thought, "Why are they together?"
When I got out of the car,
I saw Japanese people on A, B, and C sides and their friends.
You guys are weird!
Why are you last?
You guys are weird!
There are other seats available. Don't sit in the back.
You guys are weird!
I think I've said this before, but...
My mom was in New York.
She wasn't even a year old.
She kept talking all the time.
She couldn't speak Japanese.
Let's eat that.
Look at that.
She didn't say anything.
She was just talking to her mom.
I'm sure you've seen this.
Mom, you don't know how important raising a child is.
She didn't say that.
Even now!
There are many ways to raise a child.
But it's not like that at home.
It's not like that on the Shinkansen.
It's the loudest.
She didn't say anything when she was a kid.
In the middle of it all,
she got in an Uber, but she didn't say anything when she was a kid.
Scary!
She didn't say anything when she was a kid.
That's scary!
That's a scary story!
It's a difficult story.
It doesn't matter which one you choose.
But she kept talking for two hours!
On the Shinkansen,
there's an outlet.
When you go in, you'll see a face that says you can only use A and D.
I see.
I was on the C aisle.
I thought I'd use it for a bit.
When you use it from the aisle, you'll see a face like "Huh?"
You'll see a face like "Huh? That's mine."
It's not yours!
And the price is the same!
It's all the same!
I want the aisle side to lower the price.
Because there's no outlet.
I see.
I don't want the outlet side to say "That's my outlet!"
That's not anyone's outlet!
But if it's the A aisle window,
you know those things that pop out of the wall?
Like clothes or bags.
I think that's from A aisle.
Sometimes, when I'm about to sit down,
there's a guy in C sitting in front of me,
and he's sitting on my A aisle seat like a jumper.
That's only in A aisle?
That's only in A aisle.
So, from Shin-Osaka to Shinagawa,
I've been sitting here.
All the time!
There are people who sit in front of you and can't lower their seats.
What do you mean "that"?
The window seat?
Sometimes, it's pretty bright in there.
And sometimes, it's the guy in front of me who can't lower his seat.
I can't lower my seat!
It's hard to say.
But there are people who can lower their seats.
If I'm not sitting, I can't lower my seat.
Isn't there a toilet?
A toilet?
On the Shinkansen.
There's a gap between the toilet seat and the bench.
If I lower my seat,
there will be a reflection.
A reflection?
There will be a reflection.
Can you see it?
If you don't raise your seat,
if you sit naturally,
there will be a gap between the toilet seat and the bench.
It's not as bad as laughing.
I don't know.
It's mean.
I don't know.
There is a gap between the toilet seat and the bench seat.
Yes, there is.
There is.
And the toilet cleaner...
Do you want me to go again?
It's OK, right?
It's not as bad as laughing.
Do you have sweat?
A beauty salon staff.
I went there.
They usually put fashionable magazines.
I think they do it for me.
They only put magazines and jumps for me.
They are older than you.
They are sitting in other open seats.
They think I read jumps a lot.
They think you bring it in.
They think I bring it in.
I like it.
I always put 100 ramen.
I am most angry about that.
They ask me to do my hair like this.
They say "OK".
And they bring magazines.
They bring 5 magazines.
They even have hair catalogs.
I thought I should decide my next hairstyle.
I want to see it.
I want to concentrate on it.
I want to concentrate on it now.
Why do I have to think of my next hairstyle now?
I thought they would do this.
They even have hairdressers.
A hairdresser cuts my hair like this.
And they set my hair at the end.
That is too gross.
It is not what you think.
That setting is too gross.
It gives me an artist's feel.
Why don't you make it an extension of the cut of when I came?
Why don't you make it like your own art?
You're trying to put in a good song at the end, aren't you?
You usually have that kind of personality.
I'd like you to extend this, but I'd like you to make it like this.
Make it a set.
Why do you only put "jump" and "magazine" in it?
Will you make it a set at the end?
Isn't it too creepy?
Well, there's a lot of other things.
I'm sure you've all heard of Gakina.
Yes, I have.
What's with the taxi seat?
I'm just saying that the taxi seat is too hot these days.
It's hot!
The seat is hot, too.
It's really hot.
But I can't say it's too hot.
It's hot.
It's really hot.
Can't you adjust it yourself?
There's something you can do.
The seat is red.
But most drivers do it for you, right?
It's hot.
It's really hot.
I'm back on the bullet train, but I can't operate it.
Sometimes it's really hot.
I can't even sit down and talk.
But you can't say it's too hot.
It's true!
I can't say it's too hot.
What? Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
You're just saying that you have a good sense of humor.
The taxi seat.
The small monitor in front of the taxi seat.
There's a commercial on it.
When I was in Tokyo.
Most of them are like, "What kind of commercial is that?"
What kind of commercial is that?
Which one is it?
I don't know if it's a product or not.
But I don't know what it is.
Sometimes it's like a first-class actor.
I think it's taken by someone who looks like him.
I've heard of it.
It changes depending on who you're talking to.
There's a small camera on it.
With a monitor and a face.
Judging what kind of commercial this person is interested in...
I don't know anything about it.
It doesn't work in Hamada.
What?
It doesn't work in Hamada.
I think it's like a semi-automobile.
I see.
A semi-automobile.
It doesn't work in Hamada.
How about someone else, Wasuren?
Dad's bad luck.
Can I say it?
My parents came to see me on TV.
Basically, my parents don't say anything about my work.
My mother says, "Good luck."
When I showed "Morning Information" to David,
my mother sent me a message.
It was her first message.
I saw 'rabbit'.
It was terrible to see a can entangled.
You have to understand the intention and content of the program and respond accordingly.
In 'rabbit' you have to eat MUJI food and eat sweets.
You have to use both hands and claws.
It was a program-like, deadly and laughable story.
It's stupid.
I thought about the intention of the program and responded.
I was happy to watch "Morning Information" for the first time in a while.
It was a shame.
It's messed up!
But I thought it was my mother's advice.
I thought she was a decent mother.
And the day after that, I got a message from my father for the first time.
Rabid
This means "rabid".
Rabid
There are different forms of "Rabid".
The most expressive form is love.
Both senses are "Rabid".
And even the bites of a duck are "Rabid".
These are why "Rabid" is so special for us.
You should be able to perform it easily with your toys and facial expressions.
It's an old man's self-talk.
You're amazing!
It's a bit hard to understand
You should respond with "yoi"!
You're great!
- I don't know much about advice. - That's amazing!
- You're amazing! - Is your dad serious?
Well, I'm doing a master's degree in self- management.
- Oh! - I'm a specialist in that field.
- Even if you say it with your face... - Yes.
- I'm researching microphones. - Your dad and mom are amazing.
- Yes. - Yes.
Can I ask about something else?
I'm curious about it.
- Can I say it? - Yes, go ahead.
- Well... - Yes.
- You know, there are paper towels in the bathroom... - Yes.
- and there is a "use it cleanly" pattern. - Yes.
- And there is a "thank you for using it cleanly" pattern. - Thank you.
- I don't like that kind of warm-hearted pattern. - That's true.
- It's written in high resolution and convenient. - Yes.
- And there are a lot of angels flying around. - Yes, there are.
- For the image of cleanliness. - Yes.
And when you say "thank you for using it cleanly",
- there are angels flying around. - Yes.
- And when you say "don't make it dirty", - Yes.
- you ride on a dirty toilet and... - Yes.
- there is a pattern where you smell like an angel. - Yes.
- Don't you think it's an angel? - An angel?
- Is it okay for an angel... - Yes.
- to smell something smelly and react like that? - I don't think it's that bad.
- What?
- If it's really bad... - Yes.
- and you say "thank you for using it cleanly", - Yes.
- and you see a clean toilet, - Yes.
and you say "thank you for using it cleanly",
- but it's "thank you for using it cleanly". - Yes.
- Isn't it weird because it's clean? - Yes.
- It's weird because it's clean. - It brings back memories of an angel.
- It's not clean enough for an angel to say that.
- It's not good for an angel to say that. - Yes.
- I don't think it's that bad. - No, it's not.
When you're by the river, you ask for your dog's poo back.
An angel is taking a shit seriously.
- An angel? - No, an angel!
- An angel? - What are you doing?
- What? - What are you doing?
- Can I say something? - Yes.
- I found a poster of a walkie-talkie - Yes.
- that looks like a warning sign. - Yes.
- A walkie-talkie is doing a walkie-talkie. - Yes.
- "You should have done it!" - "You should have done it!"
- It doesn't exist in Japan. - It doesn't exist.
- I don't know how to say "don". - A don is made of "don".
- It doesn't exist in Japan. - It's hard to understand.
He doesn't have a smart phone and he's already a walkie-talkie.
- He's a walkie-talkie. - He shouldn't be a smart phone.
- Why is it a cat?
- I'm curious about everything. - An angel has a cat.
They wear too much shoes.
I'm really interested in it.
And I'm curious about something else.
I found it in a facility and asked for 50 people to use it.
But I shouldn't have used it like that!
I shouldn't have used it like that!
You recommended something dangerous.
I was really angry.
Can I talk about something on the Internet?
Yes, you can.
I heard about it on the Internet.
Isn't it too much?
It's too much.
There are a lot of people like Matsumoto and Downtown.
Can I take a picture of you?
Why are you posting this on the Internet?
It's not like Gudan at all!
It's only evil!
I don't know if it's okay for me to say this, but isn't it a little too much these days?
There's a lot of messes!
There's Matsumoto-san and Downtown-san as well, right?
In my case, I'm doing YouTube, and the YouTube staff made a little mistake, right?
And until that person returns, I said that I would stop YouTube for a while.
That's why it became an online article.
But I said that I would stop streaming YouTube for no reason.
So it became an article, and instead of YouTube, it said "Tomonori Jinnai, no longer active."
And from here on, I've been getting calls from LINE and my parents, "Did you do something again?" and they think I'm crazy.
And even now, when I'm on TV, people say, "Why is he on TV?"
Are you not active anymore?
I see.
Some people say that, and some people say it's a little too much, and recently I thought it was a little messy, but
Do you know Shinkeiki's Imabeppu?
This girl Imabeppu.
Yes, yes, yes.
She became COVID-19.
Yes.
She's a COVID-19 fairy.
And it's an article about how she became COVID-19.
And in the photo, she's asked, "Why is it like this?"
Can I look at the article's photo?
Why is it like this?
This is red, this kind of thing.
This is usually green, but it's red.
It's a web article.
It's like this.
What is this?
It's common for photos to be wrong.
Just by looking at the article on TV, it's written in a weird way.
When I was on Higashino-san's show, Yuria also appeared and Yuria did weird things.
And I said, "What are you doing?"
Really, what are you doing?
And Higashino-san said, "Hey! Don't raise your hand at girls!"
I said, "Hey, hey!" and the article said, "Don't raise your hand at girls," which is extreme for an eastern non-disciplined student.
It's really bad!
"Don't raise your hand at girls," extreme for an eastern non-disciplined student!
I also said something to Sashihara and laughed at it, but Jinnai added some unnecessary "cha-cha" to it.
What are you talking about?!
Who said "unnecessary cha-cha"?!
Now, it's time for "Working Position"!
Run!
What?!
Isn't it weird for him to say, "It's easy for me to work with you," like that?
He always lies in the entertainment world.
This is not good!
He's getting more and more stressed out!
Okay, please give us the pointer!
Okay, Fuji too!
Okay, the casting roles...
Oh, yes, yes.
Well, recently...
There's been a lot of castings lately!
There have been before, but due to COVID-19, there are more now.
But, um...
With this, you can see who you're working with in the entertainment world.
For example, um...
Excuse me, manager!
Fujii, I'd like you to cast me.
Who is it?
It's Kirin no Kawashima-san, but if you tell me...
Oh!
It's like, "Oh, you're a little recognized."
I'm happy, you know?
For example, at Kamaitachi University...
Oh! Kamaitachi University! I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it!
But sometimes...
Excuse me, but are you from Hyokkori-han University?
Excuse me, but are you from Hyokkori-han?
It's not from Hyokkori-han, but...
It's fine, but are you from Oni-shirayo University?
Your clothes are naked!
That's shocking.
Why am I here as a big role?
When Fujiwara thought about it, he thought of Oni- shirayo as a committee.
That's right!
In that case, I'd like Yuan and Hyokkori-han and Oni-shirayo...
to tell me that they're working for me.
I'd like you to tell me a lie.
A good big role is good, even if you say it like that.
But I have the same thing.
When COVID-19 didn't happen yet, I had a fever.
By the way, I was in Lumine.
Lumine and Yoshimoto's third stage.
But I had a fever, so my manager told me to rest tomorrow.
At that time, the fever wasn't over yet.
Oh, there was such a period of time.
I know Jinnai-san's name.
I have to make an excuse.
Jinnai-san is the only one who can't rest without him.
I see.
I couldn't get out of the park, so I had to rest somehow.
I said, "Okay, I'll look for you."
Hanadai-san, I can't do it.
Shinori-san, I can't do it.
I finally found you tomorrow. Jinnai-san, please rest.
When I asked, "Who are you?"
He said, "I'm Miura Miles."
No, it's perfect.
Why?!
Miura!
It's perfect.
It's not perfect.
Make it like a bottle.
It's the same as a game.
The angle of laughter is not good at all.
No, no, no.
It's J-Flash.
It's not J-Flash.
It was J-Flash before.
It's not J-Flash before.
You're not brave at all.
No, no, no.
Does it look like a boss battle?
No, no, no.
I did it when I won first place.
That's why it was good.
You're praising yourself.
No, it's not.
I didn't play all of your favorite songs.
You're praising yourself.
Louder!
You know that, don't you?!
I had that when I was playing Sanpei!
Well, it's true that I used to play it, you know?!
I used to play it.
Why are you going off-schedule?!
Hyokkori's reaction plays a big role.
Why?!
It's mild on the inside.
Why?!
No, no, it's perfect!
Why?!
Naga, do you have anything?
Well, I can't forgive an entertainer who gives up in a show race.
Why?!
For example, if you lose in a semi-final in a show race and the camera goes to the dressing room, you know?
And you're crying like a baby, you know?
When I saw that, I thought, "Who would be moved by that?!"
And when I'm an entertainer, I keep telling lies, so I wonder if it's true.
You're talking nonsense!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm telling you for sure!
Do you really cry when you win a show race?
Who?
Not "who" but "don't you usually cry?"
But do you know?
You know, right?!
You always say you know!
Do you really know?!
Yes.
You really don't know?!
I think I would know if I cried in the first round.
But weren't you moved by Nishikigoi's victory?
Nishikigoi and Takashi Watanabe have been friends for a long time.
And they won the championship!
What's this?
The remote control you just played with.
Remote control?
I was watching it with a zapping sound at home!
What about the music video?
I watched it all.
And...
S-s-stop being so mean!
He was mean!
Crying was...
Crying!
Anyway!
If you're in a funny mood, you should cry!
I see.
Next!
I'm a junior of Oswald's Ito.
You two worked together in Kyoto's theater.
You often work with seniors in Osaka.
I asked Henderson's Nakamura-san to take me to a cafe.
Oswald's Ito told me that the cafe's curry was delicious and asked me to try it.
The curry was very delicious.
Ito's curry was delivered earlier.
Roux and rice came separately.
For us, one set of roux and rice came separately.
I asked him why it came separately.
He said, "I don't like it with rice."
I asked him why it came separately.
I asked him if I could look at the picture.
He said he could.
I couldn't accept it.
I didn't know why it came separately.
He couldn't accept it.
He said, "The number of people over there is increasing, so you should quit."
But he said, "No, I'm betting on myself so that it doesn't affect the rice."
But in the end, it doesn't affect the rice.
Of course it does.
He said it didn't affect the rice.
Then you should eat it separately.
But he was really good at it.
I'm a junior of Oswald Tsukomi.
From a junior's point of view, I'm a bit of a pain in the neck.
When we go out for a drink, I'm a funny guy.
I like karaoke.
When we drank together before, I didn't want to make him feel too embarrassed.
But in the end, he was very friendly with me.
He said, "You're easy to get along with."
I thought it was good.
But I thought it was strange for a junior to say that I was easy to get along with.
You're taking it back a little.
But I thought it was strange for a junior to say that I was easy to get along with.
You're taking it back a little.
I'm a bit of a pain in the neck, but I'm curious about it.
I could really sympathize with you.
Then is it okay?
Let's continue with sympathy.
No, I don't want it.
You're taking it back a little.
You don't have to hate me anymore.
If you want to practice, you have to do it in a place where no one is.
Do you practice?
Do you know?
I don't know.
Do you practice?
I'm not telling you not to practice.
If you want to practice, you have to do it in a place where no one is.
Don't show me your back.
Don't show me your back. Don't show me your tears.
It doesn't make any sense at first glance.
I think so, too.
I don't like you anymore.
Reach! Reach!
Can you see me when you look over there?
How can you see me when you look over there?
I can't see you anymore.
I didn't see you from the first half of the block.
I know you two are a good match.
I can't see you anymore.
Do you have a younger brother?
He's rude.
He's younger than me.
We're close.
You're close.
We're close.
We often hang out.
He's younger than me.
He's older than me.
Do you have anything you don't like about yourself?
Am I rude to you?
We've known each other for a long time.
We love each other.
We've known each other for a long time.
We often hang out together.
Do you want to go out for a meal now?
What time do you leave?
It's a little late.
It's from 9 o'clock.
No, I can't.
"Why?" I asked him.
An insurance lady will come to my house at 10 a.m.
It's a lie, isn't it?
It's a complete lie, isn't it?
Yes.
Nadal is angry.
I'm on Twitter, too.
Sometimes Nadal says something I don't care about.
Like
It's detailed.
I don't like people retweeting Natsumussan's tweets.
8 million people are watching Natsumussan's tweets.
But only about 2,000 entertainers are retweeting your tweets.
Your retweets have no meaning.
You've gained something.
That's what I think.
I see.
Nadal's "like" makes me angry all the time.
His "like" makes me angry all the time.
His picture also makes me angry all the time.
He says "like" all the time.
Sometimes it's not "like", right?
Did you make a phone call?
I didn't say anything.
You said too much.
Do you have a personality?
I like the ending of "deluxe".
In "deluxe", there is a music at the end of the last talk.
That's tough for me.
What is it?
Is it pressure?
If you are pressured and tired and you are left with a long talk at the end,
you have to end with music.
If you are pressured and tired and you are left with a long talk at the end,
I want you to remember that.
Even if you look at it like this now, it doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense.
I don't know if it's over or not.
I don't know what kind of talk there will be at the end of "deluxe".
If you think you're in trouble and you're left with a long talk at the end, you have to end with music.
It feels good when you say it, but when it's not good here, you say a word of Matsumoto-san.
It's amazing.
I'm sorry.
I've already done it.
Well, in the end, I have no choice but to drop it.
What kind of show is it now?
It's a weird show.
It's a lame ending.
The show is lame.
Why do you say it when you look up?
This is a system.
Sometimes, Mr. Hamada says, "I can't do it with this."
Sometimes, even when I'm reading a book, I can't do it with this.
Sometimes, even when I'm watching TV, I can't do it with this.
That's tough.
I think someone else will end it today.
That's right.
That's why I'm not afraid of it.
I think someone else will end it.
Leave it to me.
Not yet.
Mr. Nahono.
Yes.
Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
Really?
Yes.
At the end of the show...
Yes.
Straight up...
I won't say anything either.
Horror is...
Yes.
Let's do it like that.
Wait a minute.
Someone else.
I'm curious about...
Go ahead.
What is "Nakaushi Downtown"?
Gradually...
It's amazing.
The best in Japan...
The seniors we respect a lot...
They often say...
What's with that conversation?
That downplay.
It's tough for a duo.
Once, when I was offered a role in a show...
The two of you were eating tempura together.
I said, "Okay, I'll stop recording."
Mr. Matsumoto said, "Then I'll go to the bathroom."
I went to the bathroom and saw Mr. Hamada's tempura.
Hey, why are you leaving shrimp?
That's what Mr. Hamada said.
Mr. Hamada said, "What?"
Why are you leaving shrimp when you're eating other vegetables?
What? I'm full.
You're leaving shrimp!
What?
He's leaving shrimp! He's leaving shrimp!
He said that and went somewhere...
Huh? What's with that conversation?
What?
What's with that conversation?
What?
What's with that conversation?
What?
дав!
Dare you!
This is really bad!
Anything else?
Ah, but Yoshimoto's manager ...
We've been with you for 31 years, but you've never given us a good experience so far in a straightforward manner.
No, not like that.
No, no, it never has happened! Run! I was told so!
Eh! This is a muzzle for your manager!
If I may ask, are you from Shoongo and Yoshimoto producer?
That's good!
Yoshimoto's manager Yoshimoto
Anything you are curious about?
I'm Yoshimoto's manager for 31 years
Yoshimoto's manager Yoshimoto
I've never had a good manager
Yoshimoto's manager Yoshimoto
I'm scared of them
What kind of managers do you have?
I was late for a call before
I said "Sorry, I'm late"
Please come quickly
I got mad
I called a taxi and waited for a taxi
Sorry, but please come quickly
Come on, come on
Isn't Fujimon bad?
Am I bad? Sorry
Bye
I couldn't catch up at all
I turned around and got up
Run!
I was told
I'm about 20 years older
Run!
Once at work
Is he there now?
No, he's not
Where is he?
I don't know where he is
Once at work
He put in a small key and put it in his bag
Does it have a small key in it?
No, it doesn't
Does it have a small key in it?
No, it doesn't
It's pink
Does it have it?
It's pink
Why would you put it in your bag?
Are you Toy Poodle or something?
It's easy to use
What's easy to use?
Wait a minute
It's in my wallet
Are you a man?
I'm a man
I'll take it
It's a small key
Do you want me to show you my face?
It's a small key
Open it and take it
See?
Wallet
That's bad
That's really bad
Then, in my 31st year, he finally gave me a small key
An adult man
Too late!
Even if you're 50 and give me a small key,
it won't sell!
It won't sell!
My manager is in trouble right now
It's all because of the foresight
I don't have time to eat on this day
What should I do?
Foresight
Which foresight doesn't let me eat?
I'm sorry, but I can't eat because of your foresight
From now on, let's not use your foresight
Your foresight is bad
Let's not use it
No foresight
Okay
That month, I didn't have a day off
I want you to give me a day off
I told my manager
No way!
What do you mean?
Foresight
No foresight!
Then my manager said
February?
February doesn't have many days
Only 28 days
So let's make it February
It's February
Are you going to make it February?
Yoshimoto is a weird manager
The previous manager was also weird
He double-booked me a lot
I got mad and said "Stop it"
Double-booking is rude
Stop it
I did it after we got married
I got mad and told Ase
Kosei, are you married?
I got mad and told Ase
Iwai, do you have any idea?
What do you eat on the last day of earth?
Many people like steak and sushi
Steak?
High-class sushi?
Is there anyone who eats that much on the last day of earth?
Is it okay for you?
It's definitely okayuka jelly
There's no one who opens a shop on the last day of earth
You think too much
There's no one who opens a shop on the last day of earth
Everyone wants to go there and line up
If the earth disappears while we're lining up, it would be the worst
What do you eat on the last day of earth?
Somen
You're kind
You're easygoing
You eat it right away
You made it yourself?
I don't feel like eating it anymore
You're easygoing
Is there anyone who eats that much on the last day of earth?
You're kind
Can I ask you about Matsumoto-san?
I was curious about it, too
I drank with Matsumoto-san many times
Once, he took me to a quiet bar
It was like a hidden door
There was a hammock and a brandy
It was my first time there and I thought it was amazing
I was wondering what we'd talk about
Matsumoto-san said, 'Who do you think is the most erotic celebrity?'
Why?
To be honest, I wanted to hear about comedy
But I thought it was erotic
It was pretty long
We talked for about an hour and a half
I was wondering if we could talk about comedy next
Matsumoto-san said, 'Who do you think is the man next?'
Who is the man?
This is hell
This is serious
Do you know what happens at the end?
The erotic celebrity says, 'If you're dating someone, it's someone else'
If you're dating a man, it's someone else
This is hell
At the end, they say, 'If you're dating an animal, it's someone else'
This is hell
If you're dating an animal, it's someone else
This is weird
If I say, 'Is it a panda?'
Why is it a panda?
Don't underestimate pandas!
If someone says, 'Is it a dog?'
If you say, 'Do you know what happens at the end?'
This is hell
I don't remember much
It's 2 or 3 in the middle of the night
It's hell
I've said that 5 or 4 times
That's not what we want to hear
We want to hear more comedy
Even if you say that now, I think it was good
It's not usually like that
It's usually like that at the end
That's right
Then decide it yourself
Zoom meeting background
This is it
At 5 o'clock
Zoom meeting
While doing it
As a director
It's a lively feeling
It's like you're talking rough
There are people like that
And that background
It was a very charming universe
At one point
Yes
Like this
Yes, in the background
You're talking rough
You're a unique guy
I thought
What are you really like?
There is such a thing
And
You don't need 'and'
And
What is 'but'?
There is a staff that puts me out
But?
You're doing your best
I didn't want to see this
You don't want to see this, do you?
But you're leaving something behind
Isn't there anything else?
Everything?
Even if it's not a talk
Isn't it a translation?
Isn't it a talk?
Then impersonation
Impersonation
Even if it's not a talk
Isn't it a translation?
Even if it's not a talk
Isn't it a translation?
Impersonation
I got it
I'll impersonate Hyodo Yuki-san
Yuki-nee
Do you remember?
Stars fell in the sea and became shells
Cheer up, TV!
Isn't this troublesome and makes you cry?
Cheer up, TV!
With you...
Cheer up!
Are you going to make me cry now?
What's wrong with you?
Die!
Next week's "deluxe" is a new idol festival!
I wrote my phone number at the end of the script.
Toshi-chan matches.
Shibu-kaki.
Photos of Showa idols' shocking love stories are revealed!
And idols' behind-the-scenes stories are revealed, too!
Leave me alone in this noisy house!