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"To Be Honest, Male and Female Combination Reality Investigation"!
Currently, among the comedy combinations with more than 6,000 Japanese people,
there are about 100 male and female combinations.
In order to investigate the reality of male and female combinations,
we conducted a survey with more than 50 combinations.
On behalf of that survey, we selected seven female comedians.
First of all...
"To Be Honest, Male and Female Combination Reality Investigation"!
From "Nankai Candies"...
Shizu-chan!
He is a strong character and is also very active as a character.
From "Maple Supergold"... "And Nuts"!
He is currently the most popular male and female comedian.
From "Frog King"... "Iwakura"!
He is a weak man and a little crazy woman.
He is very popular for his unreasonable love story.
From "Papa"... "Ainop"!
From "Conto"... "Manzai"... "A talented dual wielder"...
From "Start of registration"... "Takashi Yamazaki"!
He is very popular for his weird jokes!
"King of Comtejou Show"!
From "Nyanco Star"... "Angora Sancho"!
He is very popular for his "critical hit" jokes.
His video got more than 700 million views on TikTok!
Critical Hit
From "Everybody"... "Sawanami Choi"!
I hate him so much that I want to break up with him.
Female comedians... "Crow", "Fuman", "Couch", "Betchakemakeren"
I'm going to take a little nap.
I'm going to make you sit in a far seat from the door.
I thought it would be nice, so I went with you.
And!
From "Partners' Ramune"... "Development of the End"
This is it! "Chanko Zombie Entertainer"
Don't come out again!
"Crow", "normally"? "size", "normally"? "size"
"A series of shocking developments"! "Downtown", "Shiro Compai"
I'm exhausted!
Thank you very much!
"The reality of male-female combinations" by "Check out the survey"
First of all...
Let's start with "merits" through "merits"
Here are the merits of men and women combination.
There aren't many men and women combinations, so it's easy for you to remember.
You can think of it from both men's and women's perspectives.
I see.
There is no mount between women and men.
These are the merits of men and women combination.
What do you think, Natsu?
I know.
I also did it with women combination.
I had a quarrel with my boyfriend because I didn't like my daily life.
I can't go to your concert.
Let's not talk about it.
I'll go home for a while.
I thought it had nothing to do with me.
I don't have that kind of irritation.
I see.
I have a relationship with which I can respond calmly and calmly.
So I...
Yes.
Ringo also often said Momoko's bad words.
Ms. Kanami...
When I did it with women combination before,
I thought it would be better to say "I can't go."
That's right.
You don't need that face.
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I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Excuse me, one more time.
Even when you were in a girls' duo, even if you didn't do well,
I'm really sorry.
No, you don't have to say it.
It seems like you're new, but you were in a girl's duo about 20 years ago.
Honestly, honestly.
But you can say it again.
Yes, one more time.
When you become a man, it's easier for you to say it.
It's easier for me to say it.
I can say anything.
I see, I see.
How do you use it, Saki?
It's hard for men to say, "Isn't it like this for women?"
But my partner says, "Kei, you say that, but don't you say that?"
It's like she's saying it to me.
She says her opinion about women.
And in the end, I say, "You make me say that, don't you?"
And she gets angry and says, "Oh, it's about you two."
It's hard for me to support her.
It's hard for you.
What about you, Sonjo?
I used to be in a girl's duo before.
And when I was in a girl's duo with a round girl like her,
I didn't feel like looking at the audience.
I would sit behind a chair and listen to the sound of opening a bottle of beer in the middle of a demonstration.
I see.
You were licked.
Yes, I was licked.
When I'm with Sansuke, I get thirsty.
So I can attract the audience at once and change my presence.
I see.
I think so.
At that time, he looked very cool and interesting to me.
Today, Sansuke asked me to take him with me.
He asked me to take him with me.
He's a comedian in a girl's duo, so he asked me to take this zombie comedian with me as a comrade.
I see.
Now I know why I started dating this guy.
You're right.
At that time, he looked very cool and interesting to me.
I'll show you.
I'm sorry.
I won't show you again.
I'm sorry.
I won't show you again.
Anyway, Sansuke asked me to take him with me as a comrade.
When I heard that, I was like, "That's it! That's it!"
That's right.
It's said to be King of Kondo's dark history.
In Hitoshi Matsumoto's "Three Dark Historians", there is a conversation about "Nyanco Star" in 1997.
It's said a lot in Kondo.
"Am I lower than Nyanco Star?" It's said a lot.
But at that time, it was a great venue.
I'm sorry about that.
What about you, Syuja?
I often hit Yama-chan in the middle of the story.
When my partner was a woman, I felt sorry for her if I hit her.
But my partner was a man.
You don't have to hit your partner.
Your partner is good at hitting.
I want to hit her.
Then you can't help it, can you?
Once, I really hit her in the chin.
You were aiming for the Olympics.
At that time, I was in a good mood.
Then Yama-chan fell off her lap.
It was the most fun for me at that time.
Well, it's true.
The audience seems to like it, too.
In that sense, it's very beneficial for men and women.
It's still beneficial.
But it's a disadvantage.
The atmosphere is divided between men and women, and it's hard to come up with a story.
I see. It's hard to come up with a story.
Men and women are required to come up with a story.
If you can't fight seriously, you'll be in a cold war somewhere.
How about you, Yuwa-kun?
I can come up with a lot of stories.
It's easy to come up with stories about men and women.
It's easy for couples to come in.
On the contrary, I can't come up with stories about men and women.
Once, I wore a skinhead cutter and came out as a man.
Iwakura's skinhead can't be seen.
That's what the author said.
It may be impossible.
I see.
I'd like to come up with stories about hot springs.
I'd like to come up with stories about men and women talking in the battlefield.
My partner is naked and very funny.
He looks naked and makes me laugh.
But I can't come out naked.
I can't come up with stories about naked women.
That's a disadvantage.
I can understand it.
When I first came out in 2004,
I came out as a man in a blue suit.
Everyone was naked and had a fighting pose.
But I was alone.
A weird blue leotard came out.
I was frustrated.
I'd like to come out naked.
But I can't come out naked.
I think you can come out naked.
Are you serious?
It makes sense.
I'd like to come out naked.
How about you, Yamada-san?
I'd like to come out naked and be seen as a good woman.
I'd like to come out naked and never lie down in the dressing room.
Even in the morning,
I don't know why,
but my cell phone never runs out of battery.
I don't know why, but I'd like to come out naked and
fully charge my battery and
carry it in my backpack so that people won't ask me when I come out naked.
I'd like to come out naked and be seen as a good woman.
How about you, Aina-kun?
Yes, I'm also in a trouble with a man and a woman duo.
That's what you're talking about.
You're quite old.
Excuse me.
Men walk fast.
Oh, I see.
I've never thought about it, but I guess you're right.
So, when we go from the station to the theater,
if we walk together, only I get left behind.
What's more,
you can see me because of my clothes.
I've been left behind a lot.
I know.
I've been left behind a lot.
It's like a stalker.
We all went to Asakusa for fun,
but I was left behind in front of a bun shop.
I was like, "Where did you go?"
A little red one kept flying over there.
They walk fast.
Men and women can't think of anything.
You mean you can't catch up?
We can't catch up.
I might be the only one,
but recently, Hoshino-san has been singing a lot on YouTube.
It's very popular.
It's very popular among women.
I liked her birthday,
and I received about 100 presents.
The agency said that I'm as popular as Uchimura- san of the previous century.
That's a weird example.
You should be more popular.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
He boasted about me a lot.
That's what I said.
It's all mixed up.
It's very popular,
so I posted a photo of me on social media and advertised it.
People started commenting, "She's making Hoshino- san smell bad."
They followed me from an account that said, "I like you, Hoshino-san."
People who monitor Hoshino-san's behavior are looking at my account.
It's a scary situation.
It's like, "If you look at it, you'll know."
I see.
It's a disadvantage.
So far, we've heard opinions from women.
Actually, we've also heard opinions from men.
Here it is!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Are you all here?
No, we are not all here.
No, Mr. Yamasatsu and Mr. Kazu are not here.
Yes, we are not.
That's right.
The two of you who want to be here are not here, right?
No, we are not here.
When we look in front of you, we feel like we are in a vaccination center.
That's right.
I don't know who is talking with a hidden camera.
I don't know who it is.
But I think it's okay to hide it all the time.
Mr. Kazu is not here!
We came all the way to Okura to meet you, Mr. Downtown!
All the way to Okura?
If you're okay with this, we're okay with going home!
Please show us your money!
Please show us!
Where is it?
It's in front of you, you *****!
He's gone mad!
Dad! Mom!
He's gone mad!
It's been four years since we were on "Downtown" and "Sanske"!
"Sanske"?!
Is it like this?
Yes, it is!
I used to be a big fan of your show!
What is it about?!
You used to be more like Rory Teranishi!
I'm sorry!
"Sanske"?!
I'm sorry!
In addition to "Downtown" and "Sanske", these three are also here!
They'll share their dissatisfaction with male entertainers!
"Downtown"!
Yes!
How is it?
I've been told this a lot, but...
Mr. Kei is someone who spends both work and private time together.
Oh!
When frustration builds up, it's your turn and you go out for a manzai performance.
You're full of energy and say "let's do our best", but when you look aside, Mr. Kei is already mad!
I see...
There are things you can't share.
Is there a reason for that?
I think it's my fault, but...
Excuse me, can you give us a stronger episode?
Thank you!
Just do this for me!
It's remote, so I'm not that nervous!
I'm sorry!
I see!
You're not nervous, you're just not in a TV mode!
I'm sorry, I can't switch!
I see!
How about you, Takuto?
It's common for men and women, but...
I don't like being asked "are you dating?" or "did you kiss?"
I see!
I'm sure you do!
But recently, I've been able to appear on TV, and...
There are more men who think of girls as attractive!
I see!
So, Mr. Dantan, what do you think of her appearance today?
Do you think she's attractive?
Yes, I do!
Where did you feel it?
What?
She has something she's proud of!
Yes!
Her bust is quite big...
You can't see it like that?
Yes, I'm hiding it a little, so...
What cup do you think it is?
I think Mr. Hamao should say it.
I don't know, but I think it's a D cup.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Ms. Osei, you have two more pin microphones.
But, you know, it's either B or C...
No, it's not!
The truth is...
Bang! Bang!
Z cup!
Wow! Biggest size! Biggest size!
Ms. Osei!
Wow!
Mr. Hamao!
Mr. Hamao, what are you doing?
Excuse me!
Mr. Hamao, excuse me!
You've never heard of the Z cup, right?
No, we haven't!
It might be a lie!
I see! I see! It can't be!
Excuse me! It's a lie!
I'm sorry! I'll say the real cup!
The real one?
Yes, the real one is...
Bang! Bang!
F cup!
Wow! Biggest size! Biggest size!
It can't be! It can't be!
It can't be a lie! It can't be!
I'm sorry!
It's hard!
You...
Thank you!
Mr. Sansuke!
Thank you!
My cup...
Your face color is terrible!
Thank you!
I don't have any money...
It's like my mannequin's color!
Thank you!
Mr. Sansuke, what do you think?
Before that, I'd like to say something like me.
I'd like you to give me a ride in this show.
Thank you!
A ride?
Give me a ride!
A ride?
Just one!
My...
I'm sorry!
This is it!
Could you watch "Anko-donki-gemin"?
I'm sorry!
I made a mistake with "Danjo-kombi-gemin" and "Anko- donki-gemin" and I made a mistake!
Thank you, Mr. Downtown!
Could you give me a ride in this show?
I bought everything!
I'm glad it's remote!
Nakano!
I'm sorry!
No, don't do it after this!
No, no!
Mr. Sansuke!
I don't know what you're talking about!
It was a disadvantage, wasn't it?
No, I was listening to what you were talking about!
Of course!
Is there any objection?
Yes, yes, yes!
The disadvantage I feel is...
For example...
Ms. Kaede, can I have a picture with you?
For example, at the end of the recording...
When the camera comes...
I want to say "yes" and take a picture and end it!
Yes, yes!
Mr. Iwakura says "oh, I'm sorry" and checks the mirror one by one...
I don't need that anymore!
I'm a woman, so I don't like it!
No, there is a proper reason for this!
Even though I'm taking a picture of him...
There are roots on my teeth or my nose...
I'm taking a picture as it is!
I see it every day, so I don't want to be only him!
No, no, no. He's not putting it on. He's putting the green onion here and finishing it up.
Oh, I see.
Sansuke!
Sansuke, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Sansuke, talk to me!
Don't you have an opinion like you do now?
Oh, I'm sorry. When it comes to men and women, like in a show race or something like that,
they do something like "let's do it all at once" with fists and fists together,
but in a man and woman duo, there is a huge gap between work and love,
and sometimes you can't taste the youthfulness.
No, that's not what I want to ask you.
Oh, wait a second.
Oh, is it this?
Masashi-san!
What is it?
This is Chanko Zombie Comedian!
Oh, don't come out again!
Don't come out again!
I will definitely come out again!
I will eat Soshigaya!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
What do you think about it?
In the end, no matter how hard a man tries, only women stand out.
Men don't stand out!
Men are like tools for women to stand out.
Not only my partner, but I'm not interested in comedy at all.
Recently, I've been saying that "King of Conte" doesn't have to come out anymore.
That's right.
It's a little difficult.
King of Conte doesn't have to come out anymore.
Why?
It's obvious!
Everyone, please be aware of that competition.
Entry fee is very high.
Entry fee is 1,000 yen.
Only the winners come back.
I'm standing there, but they don't come back at all in that competition.
That's why it doesn't have to come out anymore.
Entry fee is 1,000 yen.
Do you want me to pay you back?
Pay me back!
I'm not interested in comedy at all.
After I said hello to Mr. Hamada, I have to say hello to one more person.
Hey!
What do you mean "one more person"?
I knew it was two of you.
Yes, I'll let you do it!
I'll let you do it for 40 years!
It's not about money or anything like that.
It's not about "one more person" or "one more person"
It's not about that.
It's not about that, right?
Next up is "the difference of values you feel only because you're a man and woman duo"
It seems like there's a lot of things going on.
How are the female comedians in the studio doing?
Ms. Yamazari, how are you doing?
I'm not sure if it's something unnecessary, but I'm getting answers that are different from what I expected.
There was a time when Shinkansen was full and I had to change seats freely.
The seats were full, so we were standing there and when we saw one seat, my partner gave it to me.
I was so happy, so the next day, I said "thank you so much, I was so happy" and he said "no, you won't give it to me, you'll get mad, right?"
What are you saying?
I'm happy you're happy with just that one word.
Also, when trendy angel Saito-san was speaking in a stage costume in "Luminen",
he said "today's members are members who used to be in "mugendai hall" when they were young, and now they're standing in "luminen's main hall".
He said it was very moving, so I was very moved and said it to Ms. Yamazori.
When I heard that and was about to cry, Ms. Yamazori said "Ms. Kei, you really want people to praise you, don't you?"
I don't know why I'm getting answers like that!
Ms. Yamazori!
I'm sorry for causing you trouble in the past!
That's right!
I will get angry!
I will definitely get angry!
If you suggest rock-paper-scissors, I will get angry!
It can't be helped!
That's right!
I have nothing else to say!
What about you, Sojo?
You don't want to appear in "Sansei", do you?
This year...
"King of Conte" was released four years ago.
But "Sansuke" still has its identity from four years ago.
I see.
When I make a joke and get laughed at, I feel happy.
But Matsumoto-san said, "It's a joke with 97 points!"
I'm sorry!
I will definitely get angry!
I'm sorry!
Don't get angry!
You should use it at least once every three days!
I'm sorry!
Matsumoto-san also made a T-shirt with 97 points.
I'm sorry!
Can I use it?
Yama-chan told his wife, "Anyway, you should eat it."
Shizu-chan, Bakuro, Nan-chan, Yama-chan, and their wives, Aoi and Yuto, are in big trouble!
It's disgusting!
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- Now, Shizuya! - Yes!
- Well, Emma-chan is originally a person who says "this boy is rotten", but recently I've seen a side that I've never seen before. - What is it?
- I'm MCing a music show at Nankai Candies several times, but since the site was close, my wife happened to come to the school to play. - Wow!
- And there were sweets in the school store, but Yama-chan told my wife, "Eat any of these", and my wife said, "But it's not my site, so I can't eat it."
"No, no, it's okay, it's okay", she said, "No, no, eat it", and one by one, "Hmm? This?"
Hmm? This?
She said "Hmm?" one by one, and until Yuu-chan said "Hmm?", she said "Hmm?", and it was so disgusting.
I didn't want to show it, so I said "Ah, my chin hurts".
At that time, you saw it.
I saw it.
In the summer, you do various things with pins, so how about dissatisfaction?
I don't have any dissatisfaction, but I'm a little worried.
I've been looking at my smartphone all the time, studying, reading books, and doing research, so it's like this all the time.
So I'm worried that my eyesight won't go down.
You're very worried.
That's right.
My physique is about the same, so I'm worried about my testicles.
Also, in the dressing room, I brush my teeth for about 30 minutes.
So I'm worried that my enamel quality will go down.
That's about it.
How about you, Ayumu?
No, in the dressing room...
He always eats bento, but he's stupid, so...
It's okay for me to eat it all the time, but when I'm eating bento, it makes me really angry.
It makes you really angry.
This is their eating scene.
Here is the video that Iwatana took secretly.
It's "sueun". It's not the sound of sucking rice.
It's all "sueun".
It's "sueun".
I was wondering if you were going to say it by mistake.
It's "sueun", isn't it?
No, it's "sueun".
Your debut is amazing.
Your debut.
My debut? Is it called "debut"?
It's said quite a lot.
I'm trying not to spill it.
As a chef.
Because of that, I also wear earphones.
I've already passed it.
When I eat "sueun", I eat a lot.
When I'm in a bad mood, I go out of the dressing room and wait for him to finish eating.
Now that you've come that far, don't you think about breaking up?
Four years ago, I asked him to break up.
I asked him to break up.
He nodded and said, "I'm sorry. It's all my fault."
Like a kid.
He said, "You haven't fixed any of the bad points you've noticed, so I'm asking you to break up."
I said, "Maybe if I break up with Iwakura, I think I'll quit being an entertainer."
He said things that put me in charge.
I hate him so much that I want to break up with him right now.
I really want to break up with him without any jokes.
But the story is the most important.
If we're a couple, the story is like a kid.
For me, the kid is the most important, so I want to divorce.
So you're fixing what you've been told, right?
Well, if I can fix it, I'll fix it, but so far it hasn't resonated with me much.
Recently, you've been getting a lot of scolding, haven't you?
Well, but if you don't do that, I'll spill it, you know?
Then I'll say, "Sondo, come here, Sondo," but...
Hey, hey, seriously, go home.
Hey, don't look at me like that!
Next up is...
Female entertainers you want as partners.
Among the seven of us in the studio, we asked male and female entertainers who they would like to pair up with.
Which female entertainer will win first place?
Let's go. First, 7th place, Aina.
1 vote.
5th place, Samurai captain and Shizuka.
3 votes.
4th place, Kanae.
4 votes.
And 3rd place is...
Oh no.
Who?
8 votes.
Who will win first place?
Let's look at 2nd place first.
2nd place is...
Natsu.
11 votes.
And 1st place is...
Iwakura.
16 votes.
Iwakura, how do you feel about winning first place?
I'm very happy about it.
Even in the theater, people respect me a lot.
And I can feel that they like me.
Honestly, I can't stop smiling.
Oh, I see.
Aida-kun, we meet again.
Yes, this one person...
I was thinking that it might be Super Sansuke-san.
Is that so?
The reason is...
When Sansuke-san was slipping a lot, I helped him out.
Can I ask you about it?
Eh, but I'll ask you about it!
There are people like that, so it can't be helped.
Yes or no? Just answer me.
It's a no.
It's a no?
I'm sorry.
It's not what Sansuke-san put in, right?
Yes.
Eh, who did you put it in for?
I just gave it to Iwakura-san.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I put it in for you.
It's just a genuine wish.
It's not even Iwakura-san.
I'm sorry.
It's just Iwakura-san.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
Now, Iwakura-san in first place seems to be supported for this reason.
Here you go.
Yes.
He has a unique worldview and ideas.
His bluntness is interesting, too.
His attitude towards funny things with all his energy is cool.
It seems that he can exceed the limits of men and women like men and women like men and women like men and women.
I don't want you to say that without putting soy sauce on it.
Ha ha ha!
I don't know about it, but it's a garbage.
By way of this result, Nakano.
I am proud of him.
I was the first one who discovered Iwakura-san, so I don't regret it.
I think you all want to be Iwakura-san's partner.
It's not an exaggeration to say you want to be me.
No, it may be the opposite.
I say it's the opposite.
You said "I say it's the opposite".
You said "I say it's more".
I say it's more.
Kei-san, you give opinions of women.
I agree with you.
However, your mood changes.
Kei-san, your mood changes depending on whether your love life is going well or not.
Until now, my partner was delicious.
So we had a good relationship.
Even if you get married, you look very happy now.
My partner didn't change as much as I did.
However, I was asked about my partner's personality in interviews.
My partner said only "He is very kind".
My partner and I are not in good terms.
That's the problem.
It's fatal.
Let's leave it as it is.
All right, Takuto.
I'm very happy.
I think she finally noticed me.
But I think I don't like to be taken by other entertainers.
I'm sorry to be taken by other entertainers!
She's taking it away from you.
Do you want me to leave it and only take it later?
It's not enough.
Yes, it's not enough.
All right, Hoshino!
Yes!
We've been working together for about seven years.
Until now, I've had a hard time.
Yes!
In that order, I was finally saved.
I was working with a difficult partner.
Hoshino doesn't like that kind of comedy now, does he?
Is that so?
No, no.
We've been on bad terms until recently.
I didn't like it because I didn't want to do comedy.
I've been singing a lot lately.
I like comedy.
We've become about the same and get along well.
We've got a balance.
It's not that good.
You've fallen behind.
I don't think it's that good.
Is that so?
On the other hand, there are women.
We'd like to know who you'd like to partner with.
All right, go ahead.
Here's the result.
No. 3 is Nakano.
No. 2 is Yama-chan.
No. 1 is Yama-zoe.
What do you think, Yama-zoe?
Thank you very much!
I'm happy about it.
You're No. 1.
I'm very happy about it.
Right?
Yes, I've been doing it in a dim light all the time.
What do you think about it?
You're No. 1.
Yes, I'm happy about it.
I've been doing concerts with other female entertainers.
I look at them with my sleeve.
That's how you feel.
When I look at the unit concerts with other female entertainers,
I think we can do it, too.
It's a bit of a shock if you actually team up with other girls, but I'm happy with this fact.
By the way, Shizu-chan, who do you want to team up with today?
I want to team up with Yamazoe-kun.
Thank you, Shizu-san.
I feel like he's building up a woman when I see him teaming up with Kei-chan.
By the way, Yama-chan seems like he's trying to build me up, but in fact, he's the one who wants to eat me up and become the most delicious person in the world.
He's not like that at all!
Oh, I see.
He's really like a sub-MC who wants to eat up the MC.
He's not like that at all!
What about Natsu? Who's Natsu?
I want to team up with Yamazoe-kun.
Everyone says that he's building up a woman.
When I said earlier that I was a little nervous in the dressing room, he said, "I'll give you a back- up shot, so it's okay."
His mental support is amazing.
A back-up shot?
Are you making fun of your little sister?
It's expensive to say that.
If you say it like that, your impression will go up.
I'm relieved that you're emotional.
But I really want to work with Mr. Yamazato.
I don't say much about myself as a female entertainer.
I'd like you to do a lot of things like how you say it's funny.
But you're going to pretend you're saying it.
I'm sorry.
I said I thought you two would get married.
What are you talking about?
Have you ever liked your partner?
Be bold about your interests in men and women.
I wasn't aiming for it.
I'm sure you were aiming for it.
If you're coming, come here.
The next theme is...
Have you ever liked your partner as a man for a moment?
Here is the result of the survey of 54 pairs of men and women.
Aru is 9 pairs.
Dai is 45 pairs.
It's not much.
That's right.
How about today's guests?
Here is the result.
Aru.
Yes.
It's not bad.
Siyu-chan.
Yes.
I can't accept it psychologically.
My standing position is this way,
but half of my body is always shaking.
My body is refusing.
It's always refusing.
That's right.
I can't get close to a couple of photos.
One time, I said I'd make a parody poster of a movie.
A man and a woman face each other at a close distance and stare at each other.
I had to take the poster.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
But I couldn't do it because of them.
Both of you couldn't do it?
Neither of us couldn't do it.
In the end, they gave me hypnosis.
What?
This is it.
I see. I see.
You like this kind of picture.
I like this kind of picture.
It's pretty close.
I really don't remember it.
That's why...
That's why I was able to take it.
Both of you couldn't do it?
Both of us couldn't do it.
What?
That much?
It seems like my body was refusing.
The next day, my butt was shaking, too.
Butt?
It's hard to say "butt."
You don't hate it?
No, I don't hate it.
As a person, I hate it.
There's no reason for me to like it.
But my boyfriend is very popular.
He's very kind to his girlfriend.
I always think about my girlfriend.
I have a girlfriend who I've been dating for 7 years.
She's eating at a family restaurant.
But she couldn't eat an eggplant.
So she left an eggplant.
She sent me a message.
She went to a family restaurant just to eat an eggplant.
He's very handsome inside.
That's why he's very popular.
I hate it and I can't do it.
She went there not because she wanted to eat an eggplant.
It's an appeal that she wanted to see you no matter what.
I know.
What should I do about it?
I think you should say something.
Give me a break!
But you've never broken up with your girlfriend.
No, I haven't.
I've been with her since the fall of 2017.
She's very popular.
How many girls have you dated so far?
5.5 girls.
What does 0.5 mean?
0.5 means you're dating someone.
Thank you.
You asked me.
Ina-kun.
Yes.
You don't have one either.
I don't have one either.
Lately, girls have been calling me "kya-kya" a lot.
They just call me "kya-kya" because of the atmosphere.
But when I sing sweetly there,
girls all over the world misunderstand me.
Even the stylist said I look cool,
but when we meet in real life, she says I'm different.
Of course!
Ina-kun hasn't seen you as an opposite sex.
Basically, I don't have one either,
but every time we get together,
we always make up stories in karaoke.
It's a private karaoke room and it's just the two of us,
so I thought there might be something else than making up stories.
That's why I was making up stories.
What's gross about this is that
in karaoke rooms, only two people can enter.
But you made me sit in a far seat from the door.
I didn't do it on purpose.
I wasn't aiming for it.
You were definitely aiming for it!
But I didn't feel like I was going to enter by myself.
If you're going to come in, come in.
It can't be helped.
Nothing came and nothing happened.
You're the type of person who thinks the opposite is good.
How about you, Yanaina?
Of course, I didn't see it like that,
but when I used to work part-time at a snack bar,
there was a guy who was like a don among the customers there.
He's done self-destruction three times.
He's experienced a lot of things and has become able to see a lot of things.
He said, "I think you two will get married."
When he said it, I thought, "Is that so?"
I was a little worried about it, but he's very dry.
I reported that he said it, but he said, "No, it doesn't feel good."
I'm also blocked on social media now.
I'm scared.
I feel sorry for you.
I don't feel sorry for you at all.
I feel sorry for you.
This is a misunderstanding.
I feel sorry for you.
When I told him not to monitor me, he didn't look at me at all.
After this, once in a while in Yamazaki's unbelievable appearance...
A cop is coming in!
I'm scared!
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This is a misunderstanding, Downtown.
What do you mean?
From the first thing in the morning, she searches my name in English.
And she says things like "I like you" on stage and stuff like that.
I think it's lip service, so I tried blocking her.
And if she didn't notice me, I thought she wasn't looking at me at all.
And about an hour later, I got a reply from one of my fans.
Why did you block Kei-san?
Kei-san is sad.
And if I don't block her, I can't go see Kei-san.
So I blocked her.
And when I went to see Kei-san, she said "she's blocking you."
And within an hour of that, she found out that I was really looking at her and got scared.
And during a talk show, I said "Kei-san, I'm scared. Please don't monitor me."
And she said "you didn't block her for a second."
Even the second I went to see Kei-san, Kei-san came in!
I'm scared!
It's a strange relationship!
Recently, I can't see him from my account, so I asked him to lend me his phone and we met.
It's scary!
It's a strange relationship!
How about in the summer?
Originally, I didn't have it at all, but as I got older and now I'm 40 years old, it's just recently.
I'm always playing with my partner's phone, and I'm not interested in what kind of phone it is, so I didn't look at it.
By chance, I put it upside down, and when I thought I had seen it before, it was the same as my smartphone.
So I was a little surprised.
If you say that, you can't say it!
How about you, Kanami?
It's not like I like it, but I've thought it was cool many times.
When I went to a show race or TV, I said "Let's change the era with stage clothes!"
I thought it was cool!
And today, I said "Downtown Deluxe is coming out!" and said "Downtown, let's make people laugh!"
I thought it was cool!
I thought it was really cool!
You haven't been able to implement it at all!
You haven't been able to implement it...
But you've only been able to say it for a moment.
You and Mr. Sonchon have been dating since the beginning.
That's right.
As a kind of emotional sacrifice.
That's right, I thought it was cool in the past.
Yes, it was.
From you?
Yes, from me.
I thought it was cool, and we started dating.
You and Mr. Sonchon were dating when Downtown Deluxe came out.
Yes, that's right!
Do you have a VTR of that time?
This is what you two looked like when you were still in love.
Is there any merit of being a duo?
Yes, there is!
At first, when we were talking about the story, we were sitting like this and waiting.
Yes, we were sitting like this at first.
When you look at me like this, I feel like I'm waiting for you.
Oh, I don't like it!
I don't like it! I'm sorry!
When you stopped dating, did you say you would stop being a duo?
Yes, I said I wanted to stop dating.
I don't want to break up with you.
Because dating a young woman like me...
I'm only happy because I'm only 34 years old.
You're disgusting!
How do you feel about it?
People hate it, don't they?
But in the end, you don't mess it up.
That's right. But back in the day, I thought it would be better to say it like that.
I said it because I thought it would be new.
So, if we break up, we break up.
It wasn't my intention to make it a topic.
So, when we broke up, we talked about it.
When I asked if we could break up,
Sansuke said, "Please don't break up."
When I said that, Sansuke said, "No, I didn't say that."
Please don't break up.
I just folded my neck like this.
I didn't say goodbye. I just folded my neck like this.
I didn't say goodbye like this.
I didn't say goodbye like this, but I said goodbye with pride.
Is there such a place?
Sansuke!
What do you think of the actual problem?
I'm on the side that was rejected, so I can't say anything.
Say if you did it or not.
I didn't do it.
You didn't do it!
No, no, no!
After this, Sansuke Super will go crazy!
My belly button. It's been a long time since I saw it.
Studio Donbeki!
Kei! It's been a long time since I saw it!
My belly button!
Did you do it or not? Tell me, dogeza!
I didn't do dogeza!
I really didn't do dogeza!
With this shoulder!
Um...
Can you do it again?
This looks like dogeza, doesn't it?
I want it...
Can I say dogeza now?
No, no, no...
Look at my belly button!
It's been a long time since you saw it!
Kei! You used to look at my belly button a lot, didn't you?
Kei! Look at my belly button!
Matsumoto-san! Look at this!
Matsumoto-san, why did you put 97 points on it?
This is a belly button with 97 points!
And it doesn't look like it!
A belly button with 97 points!
No, no, no...
This is amazing...
Oh, no...
The sun is hitting me!
You thought of doing something at the end, didn't you?
That's right!
Um, Matsumoto-san, that's right.
You wanted to do something at the end, so you came up with a belly button.
It's a belly button!
It would have been nice if you didn't come up with a belly button!
Who was it?!
(The next episode will be released on December 12th!)
It's cute!
Wow, it's beautiful!
The next episode of "DX" is "Aisai Kagan"'s "Rocket McCree" for one hour!
If you take pictures in autumn, it will be a wonderful picture!
If you wear the T-shirt and pajamas you wore yesterday and go to bed, you can sleep with that smell all night!
It's really time to wear underwear!
Is it okay?!
Look forward to it next week!
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