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Tonight's show is...
The Strongest Private Star's Smartphone
"A Life Research Special"!
Hello, everyone!
Oh, come on in.
Hello, hello!
Alright, alright!
Well, you know...
Today, we're really running out of stars!
We're gathering here...
This show is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Who are you calling a star?
Especially you, Rainbow.
Wait a minute!
He is definitely not a local star.
Stop it!
Privacy Collapse!
The Strongest Smartphone Investigation Special!
Your smartphone is a little expensive.
Sky High!
Deliver all your meals with your smartphone!
150,000 yen per month!
Ironically sold!
Real estate investor Fumiko Samada
purchased a building worth 100 million yen with her smartphone!
Are you looking for a building?
I'm sorry!
Also!
It's like a castle!
8LL-LDK Grand Hotel!
Awesome!
I'm going crazy!
All the equipment you can buy with your smartphone!
Super luxurious!
Kosaka Daimon's Big Hotel Grand Opening!
Only this girl can surpass Yoshida Saori.
Women's wrestling gold medalist!
The strongest woman!
Susaki Yui's way of defeating is...
Throwing rocks!
Anyone can do it!
I really hate people who set up their phones.
Saaya Hamada-san, that icon.
Privacy Collapse!
The Strongest Smartphone Investigation Special!
"Jay, when are you going to open it?" I've been told that since I was little.
I'm going crazy!
Also!
The entertainment industry's real purchasing relationship is revealed!
It's okay! Leave it to me!
Chari! Chari!
Chario Mediator's secret way of enjoying his smartphone!
His easy-to-use way of using it is revealed!
Hello!
It has 2.9 million views!
It's a very popular video!
Today, I successfully hacked all of the sponsors' smartphones!
Farewell, Morita's own smartphone investigation!
Show Gossip Information!
First of all, who is this?
This person and my dad.
Yoshihiko Hakamada!
The woman who is waiting for her smartphone is...
Now, everyone is taking their smartphones and participating in this event.
Will it be okay?
Let's talk about what's inside.
It looks dangerous.
No, it's totally fine.
We've already removed the dangerous ones.
Please look forward to it!
Now, let's get started!
Is this the first group of guests?
Here is the smartphone I will choose!
First of all, here is the theme of the first group of guests!
"How to spend money on a smartphone"!
First of all, this man!
He buys everything from meals to sundays.
He spends 300 dollars a month on a smartphone.
That's pretty much it.
Yes, I don't go out of my house except for work.
You just stay at home?
Yes, I just stay at home.
I don't feel the necessity of going out of my house.
I see.
In 2005, he made his debut as a rapper of AAA.
I see.
Since then, he has been active in the music industry.
He is called "SKY-HI"!
SKY-HI.
This year, he will...
I want to create a boy band that is active in the world.
His audition, which he spent 100 million yen on, became a hot topic.
In November of this year, he made his major debut!
I'm making money again.
Not only as an artist, but also as an entertainer, SKY- HI spends a lot of money.
He doesn't go out of his house except for work.
How does he spend money on a smartphone?
I'm really hungry.
What should I eat?
Go shopping!
Go to a convenience store!
I have a live show tomorrow.
Don't you need meat broth?
All right!
It looks delicious.
Thank you for it.
First of all, he orders meat broth for dinner on his smartphone.
It's delicious.
He delivers food every day.
He spends 150,000 yen a month on food.
What should I eat?
Should I order something to drink?
I think I'll be surprised if I eat it right away.
It's really pink.
I definitely ordered a drink.
It's a mask.
He delivers tea, masks, and other daily necessities that you can get at a convenience store.
It's 150,000 yen a month!
What's more...
It's a wide range of genres.
From old to new.
It's common to buy dozens of books at once.
From old books to new books...
Manga and other electronic books are all sold on smartphones.
It's 150,000 yen a month!
He delivers food, daily necessities, and even manga on his smartphone.
He's Mr. Sky High!
It's really everything.
It's everything.
You also sell books, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Well, there are a lot of manga, but...
Well...
I'm not used to looking at manga on my smartphone.
The screen is big now.
That's amazing!
You receive it, don't you?
That's right.
Don't you?
Do you buy books, books, juniors and so on?
I...well...
It's hard to carry it around, so I put it in my electronic bookshelf and play it.
I'm serious!
I want you to pay me.
That's right.
I'm serious!
What are you talking about?
I want to make your show exciting!
I bought a tablet and I'm serious!
That's right.
You do that a lot, don't you, Matsumoto-san?
I do it sometimes, too!
He doesn't do it at all.
He doesn't know what it means to be a smartphone user.
Mr. Matsumoto, you do it a lot, don't you?
Do you talk to people?
Yes, I do.
He doesn't do it at all, does he?
He doesn't know what it means to put watermelons in a smartphone.
Do you really think it will work?
Really?
Or, if you leave it alone, it will work.
It's the latest technology.
Mr. Hamamoto, you use a smartphone, don't you?
Yes, I use a smartphone.
But, I barely use it.
Isn't it a waste?
I barely use it.
Do you go shopping?
No.
Then, what do you do?
What do you do?
It's unusual.
What do you do?
I don't go shopping.
I go to a store and buy something.
You go to a store, don't you?
I go to a store and buy something.
Do you pay with a coin?
No, no.
How much is it?
It's troublesome.
It's a nuisance for people behind me.
It takes time.
What is it?
Do you take a taxi?
You don't take a taxi, but you pay with cash?
I pay with cash when I take a taxi.
It's the worst!
When I get in a taxi, I pay with cash even before I get off.
Wow!
With a QR code?
Yes, I pay with a QR code.
You're late!
Do you buy manga?
Do you, Yu-chan?
I spend between 10,000 and 50,000 yen a month.
There are many interesting manga.
For example, "Carnival", "Mystery", "Dramata", "Fujo"...
Do you pay with cash?
It's my mother's credit card.
Wow!
I don't want to spend only my own money.
And it's the first time I say it.
Don't know it yet.
Yes?
Hello! I'm Morita, a young man.
Sorry for being a no-gala.
No, I'm not.
I'm not a no-gala.
According to my information...
What is it?
Go home.
I can't go home.
You don't pay with cash, do you?
No, I don't.
That's good.
There are other people who buy manga on their smartphones.
Yes, please tell me about it.
It's Suei-san.
Many people from LDH are interested in it.
Suei-san, you read manga a lot.
Can you show us the title of the manga you read?
Yes.
"Snow Woman" and "Carnival".
What is it?
It's an extremely erotic manga.
What is it?
No, it's not.
It's an extremely erotic manga.
There are two manga which are extremely erotic.
"Snow Woman" and "Carnival" and "Goldfish Wife".
"Snow Woman" and "Carnival" are about a man who has no motivation in life.
He does erotic things while aiming for Hokkaido to eat crabs with his erotic wife.
What kind of manga is it?
Surprisingly, it's just like the title.
Yes, it's just like the title.
That's right.
"Goldfish Wife" is about a man who wants goldfish and goes to a goldfish shop to buy goldfish.
He does erotic things with the owner of the goldfish shop.
What is it?
"Goldfish Wife" is about a man who has no motivation in life.
No, it's about a man who happens to be a goldfish.
Don't say that!
"Goldfish Wife" is about a man who happens to be a goldfish.
Is it about a man who has no motivation in life?
Yes, it's about a man who has no motivation in life.
Where do you watch it?
I don't watch it anywhere.
Usually, members watch it like this.
Go home and watch it!
That's right.
Let's move on!
"Goldfish Wife" is about a man who buys a bike for 30,000 yen for free.
It's free.
Do you usually buy it online?
When you buy it online, you get points.
You know the points, don't you?
I know!
You get points.
When it's sale season or sale season, you can get points more and more.
So I bought a bicycle for children.
30,000 yen is the point.
I can't buy this.
But if you do it well, you can get 30,000 yen in two or three months.
But that's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I won't let you go.
Let's get points.
Do you still get points?
I'm getting a lot of points now.
I'm getting a lot of points here and there.
Don't you get points for Ren?
I've stopped there.
Really?
I haven't gotten points for Apar yet.
Don't call yourself Apar.
I like it.
I like getting points.
One more thing.
Do you do "full-sato-no-ze"?
No, we don't.
I make meat and fruits.
Do you make "full-sato-no-ze"?
We do it, too.
You do it?
We deliver rice in a regular bottle.
My son is studying abroad.
We can't deliver rice in a regular bottle.
We don't have enough rice.
I see.
I'll have to answer next to you.
I'm like you.
I've never shopped on my smartphone.
Really?
Why can't you do it?
I don't want to buy clothes unless I try them on.
I have to buy them myself.
That's not an interesting answer.
I'm like you.
I do "full-sato-no-ze", too.
You do, don't you?
I order it with one click.
I feel like I'm doing something good.
I deliver 2kg of horse sashimi next month.
You live alone.
I live alone.
People don't like you.
What are you talking about?
You feed "full-sato-no-ze" to your juniors.
But you don't invite them to eat "full-sato-no- ze".
I invite them.
But they don't want you to eat "full-sato-no-ze".
I don't want to eat "full-sato-no-ze".
That's terrible.
But you deliver good food.
It's really good.
It's amazing.
You deliver good food.
What did you say?
I'll say it again.
How many times will you say it?
It's nothing.
If you say it like that, I'll invite you to my studio.
I'll put you in my studio.
"Full-sato-no-ze" changes depending on your income.
I see.
So, you should do "downtown" the most.
That's right.
I made a guess.
First of all, each annual salary of "downtown" is...
...one billion yen.
"downtown" can do "full-sato-no-ze"?!
First of all, each annual salary of "downtown" is...
...one billion yen.
That's a lot of money.
If you calculate the amount of "downtown" can do "full- sato-no-ze" based on this annual salary...
...it's 45 million yen.
Really?
For example, if you calculate it with rice...
...it's 10 kilograms of rice for 10,000 yen.
It's 4,500 rice, so it's 45 tons of rice.
That's a lot of rice!
If you eat three meals a day with that amount of rice...
...it's 274 years of rice.
That's a lot of rice!
I'm dying!
What's the meaning of this data?!
You guys are really bad.
I think "downtown" is getting too much money.
Really?
I'm sick of you!
You were crying when you saw "yomekakeebo" the other day!
It's not like that at all!
Let's move on to the next person!
Yui Suzaki!
She needed the gold medal...
...so she bought a night cap for 2,000 yen on her smartphone.
This summer...
...the Tokyo Olympics has caught everyone's attention.
The opening ceremony...
...was led by Yui Suzaki, along with Rui Hachimura and other Japanese athletes.
It's the women's 50kg final!
The first period has started!
The red is Suzaki of Japan.
Just one minute into the game...
In all four games including the final...
...she won a gold medal with overwhelming strength that didn't let her opponent score a single point!
What was the night cap that contributed greatly to Suzaki's gold medal win?
The night cap that you liked more than the Tokyo Olympics!
I didn't feel much pressure...
...but I did feel it in my body.
When I was sleeping in the morning...
...my hair was all over me.
When I woke up in the morning...
...my bed was full of my hair.
I was so scared...
...that I took it off.
When I woke up in the morning...
...I could at least make a wig out of my bangs.
So you wore it when the game was over?
Yes.
So you wore it when you were fighting?
Yes.
And when I told my friends and family...
...they said I was cute.
Because of the night cap...
...they said I had a nice shape.
You look like a dog that can't be licked.
That's what it looks like, isn't it?
Even though you can't do it.
Yes.
When I hear it, it seems like you're undefeated, doesn't it?
Yes, I'm undefeated overseas.
How is it?
It's bad. It's really bad.
I was selected for the elite academy where middle school students and olympic strength athletes enter.
I lost twice in the world championships in '17 and '18.
Since then, I haven't lost overseas even once.
Yes, and now I've won about 70 times.
70 times?
You're low.
You're really low.
Seriously, only this girl can surpass Saori Yoshida.
Really?
What would you do if Takei-kun beat her?
Me?
Yes.
Certainly, if you go near the wrestling area, you will be beaten.
So, when she's wrestling with someone and they're teaming up, she throws stones.
Who are you talking about?
Saki-san, are you buying anything else on your phone?
Yes, eyelash salon, earphones, and here it says Ironing 2.
I was thinking of buying an iron and I bought it, but I forgot I bought it and the next day I bought a brand new one.
It's a little out of date.
I think I was sleeping on the next day.
That kind of mistake happens.
It's a little out of date.
Morisaki, do you have any mistakes?
Yes, I do. I was thinking of buying a washing machine with a dryer and I bought it.
I measured everything and it was a little big.
I should have bought it, but the one that arrived was less than 1cm short of the washing machine door.
It didn't fit in?
It didn't fit in.
It was 300 yen.
I bought another one for about the same price at a different manufacturer.
Why did you measure it?
I measured it and it arrived and I kept it in my clothes for about a week.
I had to wait another week for it to arrive.
That kind of mistake happens.
Yes, it does.
Shin-chan, do you have any mistakes?
I do, too. I buy a lot of things.
I like making yangnyeom chicken.
Do you buy gochujang on Amazon?
I was going to order this size that I always buy, but it's 3kg.
You have a nice face.
Juniors, do you have any mistakes?
I don't have any, but it's been years since Seiji started his company.
Be careful when you shop online.
It's like you're asking for a lot of zeros.
There was a moment like that.
I bought a toothpaste for 38,000 yen.
Wait a minute.
You usually spend 3,800 yen on toothpaste.
That's why Seiji's mouth stinks.
Let's move on to the next person.
Suei.
If you like it, you can buy it on your smartphone.
A collection for 10 million yen.
Suei also buys a lot of things on his smartphone.
I do.
Are you buying all of your clothes today?
I'm buying everything online.
Suei buys everything on his smartphone.
At home, he always checks his smartphone and looks for what he wants.
I want this.
It's expensive.
When I look at it, I want it, so I tend to buy it.
Should I buy it?
I'll buy more.
He introduced his collection of home appliances that he bought on his smartphone.
This is my sneaker collection room.
I introduced it on "deluxe" before.
At that time, I was waiting for my clothes in a sneaker case like this.
But now, there are more of them.
There is a four-sided sneaker case, and there are some that don't fit at all.
There are also a lot of sneakers in the front door, so it definitely doesn't fit!
The number of sneakers purchased on the smartphone is more than 300!
What I like about it is...
If I were to say it badly, this sneaker is already 130,000 yen at a low price.
I also dropped this at an auction, but I bought it for about 80,000 yen, which is quite cheap.
This is already dangerous!
This is already 13...
13...
55...
This is 120,000 yen that I introduced to you before.
This area is already 100,000 yen.
It's more than 1 million yen just for this shelf!
It's more than 5 million yen in total!
Seriously?
I also bought something online in the living room.
Yes, this kind of bare brick is about 80,000 yen.
This is also about 80,000 yen, and this kind of lady maid is really just 40,000 yen.
It's a little cheap, but I've only bought it online.
This Jordan's neon color is about 80,000 yen.
I also bought this stylish light on my smartphone.
I don't know what it feels like.
Also, this kind of jewelry is about 3 million yen.
I also like figures.
In the showcase, he bought a lot of figures on his smartphone.
This dead pool is a little expensive.
It's about 70,000 yen.
He bought what he liked on his smartphone.
This is SUEI's home collection.
You bought more sneakers than you did before.
I buy about five to ten sneakers a month.
You bought too many sneakers with only LDH.
It's too early for you to buy sneakers.
I also buy sneakers and figures and the price goes up.
When you buy a pair of sneakers, you just get excited.
If you buy this, the price will go up.
This is also about 300,000 to 400,000 yen online.
The next person is...
Awata Kumiko.
With her 1 billion yen building, her smartphone has no investment in real estate.
But I heard you are a former idol, right?
Yes, I used to be an idol singer a long time ago.
Are you an idol singer as Koshi and Masuda Seiko?
You are of the same generation, right?
I was in the same class with Kondo Masahiko.
Oh, we don't talk about matches now.
At Korikoshi Gakuen, we are of the same generation as Seiko.
Really?
The investor of real estate, Awata Kumiko.
Actually, she is...
In 1981, she was called "Post-Masuda Seiko" and debuted as an idol.
Nakasu Tobatsu.
That's where she started...
Real estate investment!
At 19 years old, she bought two rooms in a big house and became an investor!
From there, she studied investment alone and achieved great success!
Now, her total asset is more than 1 billion yen!
How can an investor of real estate, Awata Kumiko, buy a building worth 1 billion yen with her smartphone?
Can you do real estate investment with your smartphone?
That's right.
It's like an auction.
If you buy something you like and it's very popular, you can't buy it right away.
And the price goes up and up.
Is it like an application?
If you say "I'm going to buy this building" and click "Buy"
Can you judge it from there?
If you click "Buy", you can participate in the auction.
Is it like a deposit?
That's right.
If you say "deposit", you can deposit up to 10 million yen.
You can deposit up to 10 million yen.
Deposit up to 10 million yen?
Yes.
Can you do various things from there?
Yes.
Are you looking for a building?
No, no, no!
It's not like a deposit at all!
No, no, no!
You can't do that for TV!
I had a hard time in the past.
It's like an real estate otaku.
It's like buying sneakers.
Even if you say you can't see it anymore, you buy it.
Excuse me, how many buildings do you own?
I sell and buy.
It's not fixed, but it's about 7 to 10 buildings.
I have information about this.
Roppongi, Ginza, Akasaka, Azabu, Omotesando...
Do you put it in a safe place?
Buildings...
That's right.
I own one building.
You own one building.
Before Roppongi Hills was built, I bought a building in front of the station for six times the price.
Really?
You own a luxurious house, too.
That's right.
I gave myself a house as a present.
How much is it now?
It's about 5 million yen now.
5 million yen?
Yes.
5 million yen, 5 times...
8llldk...
It's as if I regret buying 8llldk for more than 10 million yen.
I can only drink black tea all the time.
This is the house of Fumiko Sawada, a real estate investor with more than 10 million yen, who lives in a 100-line real estate investment.
Hello. I'm Fumiko Sawada.
You look great.
I'm inviting my precious guests, so I dressed up like a princess today.
I'm called Fumifumi now, so I hope you'll call me that.
Fumifumi's favorite was immediately noticed.
This spiral staircase continues up to the fifth floor.
It's a work of Dali Workshop. It was made in France.
At that time, it cost about 160 million yen to make it, and it seemed like it was carried by a private jet.
Next, they showed us the joint room on the first floor.
- What is this? - It looks great.
This is the joint room.
This is used for work meetings and other events.
It's made of pine stone.
It's said that this antique furniture and this chandelier are antique chandeliers and are precious.
Next up is the guest room on the second floor.
Please come in.
This is where my friends stay when they come here.
It's a great pleasure for me and my friends, so I'm sure you'll be excited.
Next up is the third-floor living room.
- Wow, is it always like this? - This is the main living room.
Unfortunately, this is the living room that Fumi- fumi often uses.
This house was built by the architect of Versailles Palace.
Everything was imported from France and assembled here.
This house, furniture, curtains, walls, etc.,
are all made of the same material as Versailles Palace in Paris.
It's more than 100 million yen!
That's all for Mr. Sawada's particular taste in letters!
Of course, there are five of them, so I can't show you all of them.
It's only a part of them, though.
- What do you write in your official blog? - I'm a real estate investor.
I'm interested in you.
I'm very interested in the way you say it.
That's all for now.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
You can only drink black tea all the time, can't you?
It's really like that.
It's terrible.
By the way, Mr. Kodama bought his favorite microphone for 500,000 yen with his smartphone.
No, no, no.
After you saw it.
It's cold.
Mr. Staff, don't you think it's evil?
I've been working hard for 25 years, and that guy in yellow earned money and spent all of it.
He looks like a good guy, doesn't he?
But it's amazing.
Did you buy any equipment with your smartphone?
On the contrary, there are a lot of equipment that you can't find in a musical instrument store.
It's a professional specification.
There's a famous place in Soundhouse.
You know it, don't you?
Oh, I see.
Most of the equipment is on the Internet.
That's right.
You can touch it in a store.
You can't find a real one.
That's right.
It's not sold for 150,000 yen or 500,000 yen.
I see.
I'm going to shoot in my favorite studio.
Don't be surprised.
No, no, but...
I made it!
Kosaka Daimao
You can buy everything you want on your smartphone!
Super Luxury Picogo Exhibition
It's on sale at special collections.
And more!
Star's Waiting Collection
Oh yeah, oh it's amazing how many days you'll love your boy
Oh it's a dancing like love in the music
Oh you're his only communicator and he'll watch you down
Oh yeah, oh it's amazing how many days you'll love your boy
Oh you're his only communicator and he'll watch you down
Oh it's amazing how many days you'll love your boy
Oh you're his only communicator and he'll watch you down
Oh it's amazing how many days you'll love your boy
And now, they want us to do recordings and streams from over there.
And...
Over there...
The screen is falling down.
By the way, even in this B studio, there are a lot of equipment purchased by smartphone such as lights, cameras, and computers!
In addition, my collection room! Well, it's a collection room studio, but I also shoot there.
Wow!
Here it is!
Wow!
This is my collection room!
You have a lot of masks!
I bought all of these figures online!
From 50,000 yen to 100,000 yen!
The only thing I can show you is this!
This is Justin Bieber!
When I collaborated with Justin Bieber in a commercial, he said, "Hey, Pico!" and I said, "Hey, hey!" and he gave me this.
He said, "Don't say it too much," and I'm saying it now!
Yes!
That's it!
Mr. Tomomi, thank you for your time!
When I looked at the studio, I thought it would be a little longer.
Wow!
It's amazing!
It's not very wide, but the equipment is a little tight.
Originally, I made a lot of money with bokeh oil, and I bought other boomers, prints, and expensive cars and distributed them.
Hey, stop it!
I made a lot of money with that.
Hey, stop it!
The combination industry has developed again.
And I've been putting equipment on my computer for about 10 million yen.
Since then, you've had a serious reputation.
That's one of them.
So, let me ask you, Mr. Tomomi, what kind of business do you do?
Since I was an orphan, my eyes have been killing me.
One day, I'm going to kill you with my sword.
Jumbo!
Yes!
What are you buying?
Well, like you, I'm a cashier.
I see.
I've never done any online shopping.
Don't you have a card?
I don't have a card.
Really?
It's not that I don't have one.
Jumbo used to be in debt and had a blacklist.
I can't make a card.
Oh, you can't make one like that.
Oh, it's not trash!
There's a lot of trash entertainers right now.
I'm not trash at all.
I'm a middle-aged man who's become a captain.
I'm not trash at all.
Nishida!
Yes!
What are you buying online?
I can now ride a horse online.
Yes!
In the past, you had to go to the racecourse.
I could only spend the money I had.
But now, I can spend as much as I want online.
He can't make a credit card because he doesn't have credit.
So, he's making a bank transfer.
Wow!
There's a way of doing it.
There is.
In the past, you had to go to the racecourse and walk for five hours.
But now, you can just cry at home.
You don't have to walk anymore.
You can go somewhere warm and spend money.
Oh, it's gone.
You can just cry.
I see.
I hate people who set it up in advance.
Yes, Hamada-san, that icon.
The second part is "Forbidden Line Situation".
"Star's Number of Friends Ranking".
How many friends do you have?
Does your boyfriend look at his phone?
Yes, he does.
Shut up!
His privacy is destroyed.
Let's investigate "Star's Forbidden Line Situation".
There's something suspicious about it.
I asked Nishida, "When will you open it, Jay?"
We'll find out more about the mystery and their relationship!
Jay, shut up!
You're so arrogant!
Let's go!
Our second guest is...
His first appearance is his wife, Hamada-san!
Are you used to being on a show like this?
Yes, we've been invited to a lot of places.
Yes, we are.
It's all the same, though.
What are you talking about?
It's almost like a school club!
Our second guest's theme is...
"Forbidden Line Situation on Smartphones"!
I don't know much about LINE.
You don't talk to anyone, do you?
I only talk to my family.
I send you short messages, but you only talk to your family on LINE.
I only talk to my family and Becky.
Why?
Should I stop? Should I stop talking to you?
Why do you only talk to Becky?
It's not a short message!
Can I talk to you on LINE?
I only talk to my family in good health.
LINE is a place where you can talk to adults.
You can say, "I'm glad you came today."
What do you mean?
Oh, I see.
I have an image of it.
Let me show you the ranking of the number of friends you have.
That's what it's like.
Everyone in front of the TV, please rank yourself compared to the number of friends you have.
Here you go.
This is the number of friends you have on LINE.
It's not much.
No way.
It's not much.
It's not much. It's less than 2,000 yen.
That's right.
There are 962 people in the sixth place.
There are so many people.
Here's the announcement of the best five.
Fifth place is...
South Africa.
Is it worth 1,000 yen per person?
Fourth place is...
Shizuoka.
Is it worth 1,120 yen per person?
Third place is...
Ikeda.
Is it worth 1,507 yen per person?
Second place is...
Takei.
Is it worth 1,588 yen per person?
And the first place in the number of friends ranking is...
Nishida.
Is it worth 3,120 yen per person?
It's not much.
By the way, Hamada-san said 278 people.
It's not much.
Let's see your LINE status.
First, this person!
Second, Takeishi-san.
1,588 people.
This is the majority.
Some people.
You talk with people like this on LINE.
There are more athletes.
That's right.
But you also do it with Jin, right?
Yes, we are the same age.
Is that so?
When we debuted, we ate together.
One of you invites the other to eat.
I often ask Jin, "How about today?"
How about tomorrow?
At first, you invited me to eat with you.
Recently, about three times in a row...
How about today?
Let's go to the hot spring now.
That's a lie!
It's not a lie!
It's really a hot spring!
You lie and say you don't want to go.
Let's go to the hot spring now.
You don't say it, do you?
When I'm eating, you say you really want to go to the hot spring.
On the contrary, you aim for the hot spring.
I know LINE, too.
But you often say, "Who wants to go eat?"
You do it on a timeline.
You say you'll eat anything.
Who wants to go eat now?
You say it like a rich man.
Even though you're in Osaka, if someone asks you to go eat, you'll go, right?
If there are 1500 people watching,
I'll see who I can invite.
If I invite someone and post it on Instagram,
I haven't been invited yet,
I'll get a lot of messages.
So I'll post it where everyone can see it.
I think you'll get a lot of messages.
Can you do that on LINE?
If you do that, you'll get a lot of messages.
Who wants to sleep with me?
I'll laugh a lot if I see that.
If you start doing LINE.
You're an otaku who used to be president.
Why did you become president of the fencing association?
This morning, I got a message on social media.
Huh? A message from an otaku?
I opened it.
Mr. Takei, why don't you be president?
Isn't it like that?
It was like that at first.
Fencing has nothing to do with it.
I've never done fencing before.
But I was asked if I wanted to be president.
At first, I said no.
I was hit about five times.
I was hotly presented.
I need your strength.
Did you win when you became president?
I became president in June.
A month after I became president, I won a gold medal.
That's amazing.
What kind of work do you do as president of the fencing association?
I do everything.
Enhancement of players.
Training of coaches.
Support of second careers.
Are you good at sponsoring?
Yes, I'm good at sponsoring.
When I won a gold medal, I said hello to almost all companies.
I collected funds.
I do almost everything.
Takei won his first gold medal in fencing.
What's the reason for that?
My personal match didn't go well.
I couldn't win all medals.
I had a day until the group match.
I had a meeting remotely.
Everyone told me to do my best.
When I won a gold medal, I promised myself to give everyone a big bonus.
The next day, I took a gold medal.
Did you win it?
Yes, I won it.
Four coaches and five players.
I bought a suit for two million yen.
You are kind.
Did you make it?
Yes, I made it.
Wow, that's amazing.
Since I became president, I have earned about 3 million yen.
It's not bad.
How about you, Saki-san? You got a gold medal.
You got a lot of messages on LINE, didn't you?
Yes, I got 800 messages on LINE and Instagram.
Did you get 800 messages?
Yes, I did.
How did you do it?
It was hard, but I didn't sleep and transformed all the time on the day of the match.
And you got up in the morning and pulled your hair back.
I got a lot of messages.
In 19th place, you have 151 friends.
That's not many.
As a young woman...
That's not many.
I had a lot of knowledge, but...
Did you lose it?
Yes, I did.
Did you lose it in order from your father?
When I was born, I didn't want people to be on LINE.
I deleted LINE app itself.
Because I didn't want others to be on LINE.
But I didn't want my ex-boyfriend to be on LINE.
You wanted to cut off your relationship with your ex-boyfriend.
I wanted to cut it off.
You deleted everything.
I deleted LINE many times in my life.
Sometimes, I want to delete everything.
Some people don't contact you.
Do you cut it off?
Yes, I do.
I don't want my friends to contact me.
I'm scared.
When it's really few, it's like 10 people.
But now it's more than 151 people.
By the way, do you look at your boyfriend's phone?
I do.
You do?
We know each other's password.
Really?
I'm so happy.
If you forgive me and say goodbye, I'll hang up.
I'll hang up.
Have you found anything when you looked at your boyfriend's phone?
Yes, I did.
He was one step ahead of me.
I thought it was suspicious.
When I looked at it, I saw him texting his girlfriend in baby language.
I thought it was amazing.
What do you think?
Do you have a baby language?
Have you ever seen it?
Yes, I have.
There's nothing good about it.
But when you look at it, everything is clean.
What?
He doesn't use a watch or a key.
He turns off everything?
Everything is clean.
That's why I thought there was something suspicious about it.
There's something suspicious about it.
Yes.
But you were playing with your phone at first, right?
That's right. That's why I went to sign everything.
I told my wife everything and went back to my phone.
You were so into it.
As soon as I got home...
As soon as you got home...
It's amazing, isn't it?
If it was fake, would it have turned out like this?
Only God knows about it.
Don't say it.
I killed a sheep!
In 15th place, Harada Ryuji! He has 345 friends!
He's studying again.
He's smart, too.
He's smart, right?
Do you talk often?
I used to host a show before.
In spring and summer, I took a day off.
At that time, I used to host a show.
You've become a V-shaped talent.
Did you contact him after that?
I saw his account and thought he was going to die.
So I messaged him.
Are you okay?
Thank you for helping me.
If you can help me, please tell me.
They're talking on the phone.
Are you talking on the phone?!
I'm relieved you're worried about me.
Thank you for worrying about me.
It's okay.
I'll help you this time.
We did a lot of things together.
We played instruments together at the end of the year.
But we didn't play instruments together completely.
Since then, I've been playing the rhyme.
Look at his hinter mask!
It's his first time meeting him, but he's wearing a mask.
It's nostalgic to see him like this.
No, no, I'm not going to blow it up.
I don't need someone next to me.
Next is this person!
First is Nishida.
314 people.
12th is Saya.
644 people.
Nishida is a junior.
Basically, Nishida is a junior.
No entertainers know LINE.
Only juniors know LINE.
Nishida is a fan of all his friends, except juniors.
He said something about it.
Once, he posted his LINE account on YouTube live.
Of the 3124 people, about 3100 of them are fans of him.
How many people do you have in LINE?
A lot of LINE.
Especially after this show.
A lot of LINE.
Earlier, he won a gold medal and got 800 comments.
After this show, he got 2000 criticism comments.
Nishida, I heard that LINE is a way of saving money.
What is it?
It's a way of saving money for juniors.
Juniors?
How is it?
Nishida has changed as an entertainer.
He said, "Please be my friend."
I thought it was funny.
But I didn't like it.
Because you are his friend?
Because you are his friend.
When I think of juniors, I get angry.
Because you are his friend, I don't get angry.
You are a funny guy.
Is it the same for you?
Yes, it is.
Nishida asked me, "When will you be free?"
When will you be free?
I'm always free.
I have a lot of things to do. Let's go next week.
I said, "OK."
Are you his friend?
Even if you are his friend, please be my friend.
I don't think you are his friend.
But it's a good thing.
Recently, he texted me, "Is Konnan here?"
I have a lot of picture books for little kids that I got at work.
Do you need picture books for little kids?
No, I'm fine.
I said, "Thank you."
I'll read it carefully.
I'm glad you texted me.
When you meet me, you can give me or send me.
If you want, I can give you as many picture books as you like.
I'll leave it up to you.
By the way, this is my address.
Why are you on top of me?
You are not on top of me. You are on top of me.
Is it OK for you?
People around me are cold.
From now on, we will send you picture books provided by sponsors.
Nishida, you have a lot of trouble with general people.
I am often included in various groups.
Recently, I haven't been in touch with many people.
I have a lot of transformations of various group lines.
Recently, I have been included in a group line for a school festival.
Nishida, hurry up and choose a design for CRUSTY.
It's a comedy.
But I know what junior people say. It may be a little funny.
I went to a restaurant and ordered a meal.
I haven't seen 13,000 picture books yet.
Do you still have that many picture books?
Now, I have 8,252 picture books.
Junior people don't have that many picture books.
I haven't seen it for the first time.
Junior people are amazing.
Don't you overlook junior people?
I overlook junior people who work.
Don't you overlook junior people who work?
When I don't have a reply, I tell Twitter.
Nishida hasn't contacted me yet, so please contact me.
You go around.
Then, junior people contact me.
I have a question about Nishida.
He is not only in LINE.
He is also rampant in the matching application.
He recently got a girlfriend.
He is lying in his girlfriend's house now.
That's fine.
In fact, even though he has a girlfriend,
he still uses more than five kinds of matching applications.
He is trying to find another girl.
Moreover, he is registered in LALAND NISHIDA.
That's right.
He has a presentation photo on the first page.
On the second page,
he puts a photo of himself alternately.
Then, he shows that he is himself.
Does it really work with people who are in LINE?
Now, because of COVID-19,
but it works normally.
After COVID-19 is over,
it's not a crime.
That's good.
Did you find your girlfriend with it?
My girlfriend is also a matching application.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
Does it work with people who are in LINE?
When I was in LINE, it didn't work.
But when I look at it now, it works.
Thank you.
Don't say "thank you".
It doesn't work.
Now, we have ranked the number of people who are in LINE.
From 18th place to 6th place.
Even in groups, it's quite a lot.
And now, the best 5 announcements.
Here they are!
In 5th place...
In 4th place...
In 12th place...
Suei.
Most of us are in the LDH group LINE.
I'm in a group called DOBERMAN INFINITY.
There are members only.
There are staffs.
There is Hiro.
There is no Hiro.
But there are other staffs and big guys.
In one group, there are 5 people.
But it's strange that there are 212 people in a group.
It's scary.
Is it because of work?
But other than work, how do you set up a group line?
When we were talking about matching apps, you were nodding off.
I've never used a matching app before, so I didn't know it was that useful.
You think it's useful?
You're trying to beat me up.
I'm trying to beat you up.
You said you have 16 members in your group.
Like the house.
What's that?
House, family.
You have 16 members in your family, don't you?
You have 16 members in your family?
Well, I have something in my house.
You have something in your house?
Can you say that?
What's wrong with you?
Jin, you're crazy, right?
You said you were a family member.
I used to do it with people who were on the show with me.
Like juniors.
Yes.
There are many Ikedas, right?
Yes.
We make groups more and more for every show.
We can't do it without the seniors.
So we get more and more.
It's hard.
There are many shows.
Like "Nadal's Flower Basket with Love"...
What is this show about?
It's getting more and more.
By the way, what kind of line group are you?
People who want to consult about investment.
Are there politicians?
Yes, there are.
Are there people you know?
Yes, there are.
Like the minister.
How much is it for an investment consultation?
The price?
Yes.
The consultation fee is 1 million yen for an hour.
1 million yen for 60 minutes?
Yes.
But we do it as a hobby.
So people in the entertainment industry know us for free.
So...
A junior says "What?!"
It's embarrassing!
It's such a shame!
It's a shame!
Leave me alone!
Do you get irritated when you do it?
Yes, I do.
I don't like it when people set up the line icon as their first setting.
They don't set it up first.
Like this!
They do it all the time!
Like Harukatsuya?
Yes, it's like "bwaah!"
When you transform into someone, you look at it, right?
I think it's annoying.
Shut up, Hamada-san!
Shut up!
Hamada-san!
Shut up!
I don't know how to do it.
It's for beginners.
If you're young, you should do it properly.
That's right.
People who do it on purpose are annoying.
What do you think about it?
For me, it's not only for girls, but for girls who change icons all the time, I can't trust them.
If it changes...
Oh, no!
Is that what you mean when you start talking?
I think there's a lot of issues with you!
That's weird.
Don't talk to me!
Please stop talking to me!
But not only for icons, but for names, the registered names...
Can you change those?
Yes, I can.
Can you change it later?
If it changes, you can't search for it.
But Jin-san, you've changed it about 3 times.
Eh?! You're lying! I haven't changed it!
From kanji to something like romaji you've changed it, right?
Jin, right?
Yes.
Why?
Maybe you've changed it once.
Eh?!
When you changed your phone.
This guy himself can't be trusted!
- What do you think, Morisaki? - I feel the same way.
When someone's name suddenly changes to "y" or "e"
and I get a message like "long time no see" from someone like that
I'm like "who the hell are you?"
It's really annoying.
You don't even have a washing machine.
- What do you think, Kosaka? - Isn't there someone who comes once a month?
Like "stay over for tomorrow"
stay over for a drink
don't go, you're old-fashioned
who will you go with forever?
what the hell is that?
What about you, Yui-chan? Is there anyone you get irritated at?
There are a lot of men in particular
They have funny emojis like "surprised" or "hurry up"
They have funny emojis like "turn around"
I get irritated by them all the time!
I also get irritated by young men like you
I don't know what you're talking about!
I get irritated by emojis like "surprised", "shiny", and "nervous"
I don't know what you're talking about!
But I think there are emojis like yours!
- Yes, there are! - I've never used "surprised"
My dad uses it a lot, and I'm really confident about it!
It's like an old man's mug!
But after "wow", you need a red big mug!
"Wow" doesn't work, does it?
I don't like stamps either, depending on the person, but...
Well, stamps are fine, but...
I don't like celebrities using celebrities' stamps.
What do you mean?
I don't like celebrities using celebrities' stamps.
I know, I know! Hamada-san, you're that kind of person!
Hamada-san is using Hamada Bami Bami's "thank you" all the time!
That's the worst!
Hettrick Heyen says "thank you" like this.
Bami Bami!
Shizu-chan also uses LINE a lot, doesn't she?
Well, actresses and musicians use LINE a lot.
But about two-thirds of them use LINE.
I used to do boxing, and I used to do boxing with old men who sparred with me.
You did it with old men?
Yes, I did it with old men.
They still call me now.
But I don't know what they say because they've been hit too many times.
Now, 11th place is...
653 friends!
Well, some of them, but...
There are a lot of baseball players, too!
That's right, there are a lot of baseball players, too!
What's up with you, Kurazu-shi?
What's up with you?
I saw you getting hit today.
Hamada-san said you hit him in the head.
Yes, I did.
Fukuya-shi, there's a little problem here.
Don't look at me like that!
But thanks to Mr. Downter, we were invited to an event where Kurasu-shi's new store could be opened.
That's right.
At that time, "nice to meet you," the vice president said, "hello, I'm Kurasu-shi's vice president."
And then he hit Hamada-san in the head and said, "it's a lifetime memory for me."
And he gave me a letter, and there was a transcript of it.
And then later, he said "thank you for the other day" to Yoshimoto, and he gave me a Gucci hoodie.
And then he gave me another transcript from the vice president, and he wrote me a message on LINE.
And I thought, "is he really sending me a message?" and I sent him a message on LINE.
Thank you very much, this is Jinnai.
And then, every night, I get a lot of messages on LINE.
A lot of messages.
I said to the vice president, "thank you for your hard work."
Next time on Downtown Deluxe, we'll talk about smartphones and LINE,
so can I feel like I'm talking to Kurasu-shi's vice president, Tanaka-san on LINE?
I said that as a confirmation.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
Please tell me more and more.
Nice!
And next, "it's okay."
I'm happy you think of me as a funny person,
so it's okay for you to say funny things about me.
I'll leave it up to you!
And next, this is Hamada-san's BABYMETAL's LINE.
"Isn't it too soon?" Matsumo-san's LINE.
And next, "thank you."
I'll contact you.
I thought I should stop.
I understood.
Should I say something funny?
For now, I think I should block Diango Stingray.
This is a pain in the ass!
I thought I should block it.
If we meet again, please tell Hamada-san again.
Please tell him again.
There was someone I was curious about.
Yes.
Takamatsu, who is this?
This person and...
Dad, please tell him.
Takamatsu Yoshihiko wants to meet a woman
who is using her smartphone as a streetlight!
Star's waiting collection!
Some people are curious about it.
Let's investigate it.
Okada Yui first.
Okada Yui's waiting collection.
Shun-chan in Hawaii
It's so funny.
No, no, no.
It has good sense.
I was waiting for Kawai Shuichi-san's luck to go up.
What are you talking about?
It was really amazing.
I thought it was a lie.
I asked the stylist what happened.
She said she got a lot of photos.
But I had to change to Kawai Shuichi-san.
About ten people around me have changed to Kawai Shuichi-san.
How is it?
There is nothing yet.
Kawai Shuichi-san seems to shine a lot this year.
Is this photo Kawai Shuichi-san?
Some people think it's Kawai Shuichi-san.
It doesn't matter.
It's not a big deal.
Tsurume-san's photo is good.
There is a treasure ship here.
I did it, too.
That night, girls were really hot.
Really hot.
Also, Yui-chan, your smartphone screen is really hot.
Can I see it?
It's a little embarrassing.
It's hot.
It's like Kawaii Shunichi on that hot screen.
I want to make an excuse.
Kawaii Shunichi is cute.
I want to make an excuse.
I thought it would be a waste of money to buy a new one.
No, no, no.
I thought I could get an iPhone 13.
So I've been using it for about a year.
Morita!
Yes?
Yui-chan, you're making a lot of money, aren't you?
I'm making a lot of money.
I'm making a lot of Kawaii Shunichi effects.
Is that so?
I've moved my office.
I also predicted my annual income.
That's amazing.
Four consecutive dollars.
All 40 episodes.
10 commercials.
Four movies.
There are 156 TV programs this year.
Wow!
And I'll tell you how much I spend.
40 commercials.
That's about 500,000 yen.
That's about 20 million yen.
1 commercial is about 15 million yen.
That's about 11 million yen.
That's about 165 million yen.
One movie is about 100 million yen.
Four movies are about 40 million yen.
One TV program is about 200,000 yen.
That's about 156 movies.
That's about 3,120 million yen.
That's about 220 million yen in total.
You should pay for yourself.
No, no, no.
You know it's not going to cost you that much.
Maybe.
Maybe more.
You can earn about 40 times more than your father.
You've been waiting for your father, haven't you?
I want to teach him.
No, no, no.
There's one more person I'm curious about.
There is?
It's Mr. Hakamada.
Here is his waiting receipt.
Look.
I think it's blurred.
It's a two-shot with a woman.
Mr. Hakamada, who is she?
She's my girlfriend.
What?
Just now?
Yes.
I don't think you know this.
Mr. Hakamada, in June of this year,
you're featured in "Weekly Magazine".
This is the article.
According to "Weekly Magazine",
Mr. Hakamada runs a beauty salon in his 30s.
Is this your true love?
This is my true love.
Is there anyone else?
No, no one else.
So you went to this person and your father.
No, I didn't.
You didn't use this.
You didn't use your father.
I didn't use my father.
So you're fine, right?
Yes, I'm fine.
So you're still dating?
Yes, well...
I've never been on TV before,
but I had him interview me the other day.
What?
I'm sorry.
Is that so?
Wow!
You got interviewed!
Yes, I did.
Wow!
Is that so?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Thank you for your time.
Wow!
Can we use Morita's "gossip corner" now?
Oh, really?
I didn't know about it, either!
I just said it out of curiosity.
This is your first time on this show, right?
That's right.
What?
Wow!
Wait a minute!
I was just about to run into Bunshun.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Leave it to me!
Next, part three!
A star's secret way of enjoying his smartphone!
A maniac's way of using his smartphone!
I can't go home that fast.
What is "gossip corner" that will heal Susaki Yui?
It's been viewed 2.9 million times!
What is the most popular video?
What is Shizu-chan's secret way of enjoying herself?
Is this what you call "life"?
The third guest is this person!
Here is the third theme!
This is only for me! How to enjoy a smartphone!
Please watch this video first.
I'd like to do a flight simulator from now on.
This is an app called "Infinite Flight".
You can also do it with your smartphone.
Can you hear the sound?
Isn't it amazing?
This is Airbus A330.
Look! Isn't it amazing?
I'd like you to hear the sound of seat belts.
I heard it!
This is Airbus A330.
I'm going in!
Oh, you can fly it!
You can fly it, right?
Yes, you can.
It's so bent! It's so bent!
It's like a game.
Look at this. It's so cool, isn't it?
How does it end?
It ends with you landing.
I use this app a lot.
It's called Flightradar24.
This is real-time.
You can see all the planes flying around Haneda Airport.
You can see all the information about the planes.
You can see all the time.
There's an app like this.
Wow!
I'm so excited.
It's quiet.
What are you doing?
You're drinking sake, right?
Highball.
It's so nice.
I want to be as soft as this.
I want to flip it over.
What?
I've flipped it over before.
This is really good.
It's soft like an octopus.
Yes, but...
I want this octopus to eat me up.
What are you talking about?
I want it to eat me up.
What are you talking about?
Oh, good sound.
I like watching ASMR videos.
ASMR videos are very popular these days.
It's a fun video to listen to people eating.
I'm on a diet, too.
When I'm on a diet, I'm hungry.
I'm always on a diet by watching videos of people eating like this.
In the future, I'm thinking of becoming an ASMR YouTuber.
The bathroom is a little big.
I'm going to buy a bathroom.
I'm only going to use the bathroom from here.
If I have a bathroom, will I put a bath in it?
I'm trying to build a mansion, but I can't build it at all in my imagination.
A two-person club sofa.
It's quiet.
I definitely want to build a garden with this kind of branches.
I want to call my friends and camp in the garden.
I don't have many friends, though.
Don't say sad things.
The way I enjoy my smartphone is...
It's an app for lighting.
You can use this app to control all the lighting in the living room.
For example...
If you press "savanna's sunset",
You can see the sunset on the TV screen.
It's dark and bright.
He's messing around in his room.
Make up for it
You're right!
Make up for it
It makes me unenthusiastic!
Savanna eroe
"Savanna eroe"?
"Savanna eroe", where's Ryuji wrote this poem?
"Pose of a ocean", "Pose of a sea", huh?
"With a hurty back", "With a kiss", "With a foxy eye"
What?
Can I do this?
What's up with you?
"With a casanova", "With a soccer player", "With a neck shaver",
I'm scared...
(lyrics from the anime "Kimi no Kime")
The sun is shining brightly,
my bald head is shining brightly,
I'm sad, I'm already dead,
I can only fill these holes with fantasy,
I scream and shout in between,
I scream and shout in the morning,
I scream and shout in the hot air,
Love, love, I'm the Zashiki Warashi, LOVE!
What the?!
That's good.
Yes, it is.
It's very realistic.
It's an app called "Infinite Flight".
I've always loved airplanes.
I wanted to be a pilot when I was little.
I see.
But I think it's a little too much for me.
I don't know if you can hear me.
You're talking to yourself.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'll explain it to you.
We're at Haneda Airport's runway 16R.
Yes, we're at Haneda Airport.
The plane looks like this.
It's Anna's Boeing 787.
It's a pretty new plane.
I'd like to say something.
It's a little windy.
But I'll do my best.
It's not windy.
It's a little windy, but let's go.
The weather is very good.
It's starting to move.
It's heading for the runway.
It's making a sound.
It's amazing.
It's very realistic.
The sound is realistic, too.
Yes, it is.
When you hear it in the cockpit, it sounds like this.
It's starting to fly.
It's flying.
It's okay.
It's okay. Leave it to me.
I'd like to show you this.
It's called "gear up".
Look at the wheels.
The wheels are closed.
Look at this.
It's closed.
It's very realistic, isn't it?
It's amazing.
It's too loud.
Where is it heading?
It's for practice, so I haven't decided where we're going yet.
Can you go somewhere?
Yes, we can go somewhere.
Can you go abroad?
Yes, we can go abroad.
What about that flight time?
We go at that flight time.
What about 12 hours?
It usually takes 12 hours.
That's a joke.
When you're talking, I'm not operating it.
I'm using autopilot right now.
You're flying on your own.
That's right. He does everything for me.
I just have to decide where we're going and set up the passenger code and everything.
As soon as we land, we'll sit in front of the seat again.
Do you have enough miles?
I recommend the Morisaki Wing!
You can watch the plane from the app "Studio Daikofu"!
This is the game we just played.
We're in TMC right now.
This is the Canada Airport.
This yellow plane is actually waiting for us.
It's really trying to fly.
It's like a rocket.
It's flying!
It's going to Skokai!
You can even tell which plane it is.
The Boeing 787 is the one I just piloted.
That's right.
I've seen something like this on Uber Eats before.
You're doing it again.
Actually, it's not only in Japan.
It's been reduced and restored.
It has crossed the Pacific Ocean and gone to America.
It's creepy.
That's right.
Is this also real?
This is all real-time.
You're watching it properly.
This is amazing.
Please try it.
There is such a thing.
It was Shizu-chan drinking sake.
So far, it has been sent by the sponsor you are watching.
I had an octopus cut.
At that time, I turned my head upside down for the first time in my life.
You turn your head upside down, don't you?
Yes, I do.
At that time, I was very excited.
I was very excited.
It was like a first sensation.
You woke up.
It's heavy.
But I thought, "Is this real?"
No, it's not.
It's definitely not.
From there, I saw it being cut and it was actually alive.
Also, it's strong.
It sucks a lot of power.
So I'm being cut, but on the contrary, I feel like I'm being cut.
I feel like I'm being controlled in my head.
In the end, you turned your head upside down.
But when I looked it up, I saw a woman who was attacked by an octopus in the Katsushika Northeast of the Edo period, and I thought, "Oh, I knew it, it's connected."
So I want you to fill all my holes with this tentacle.
You'll die.
Stop it.
There's more, isn't there?
There's a video of a snake...
A snake?
A video of a snake...
What is it?
There's a video like that?
It's a video of a snake...
But this is a little...
It's a decisive moment.
It's mysterious, but it's amazing.
This is amazing, too.
I'm sure I'll watch this.
This is just...
It feels good.
It's a little...
Shizu-chan?
Shall we stop, Shizu-chan?
What's wrong?
I'm a little...
This is "sosyakun".
It's crispy and chewy.
I like the sound of eating.
When you go to Osaka, you should eat this.
I'm on a diet, so I'm satisfied with this.
This is amazing.
What is this?
What do you like to eat?
I like fried food and sweets that I can't eat during my diet.
You like what you like.
How about you, Yukori?
I drink a lot on weekends.
But I haven't seen any videos of you drinking.
When I drink like you, I feel like I'm getting drunk.
Do you think you'll get drunk if you drink like me?
I'll try it.
You're lying.
You like jam, too, right?
I'm a man of Kagoshima.
But I'm eating fried food.
What is that?
You're lying.
I'm serious.
Look at the number of views.
2.9 million views.
I'm grateful for the food.
I'm happy.
But you can't eat like this.
Even if I eat like this, I can't eat like you because I'm full.
I'll hit you if you eat like this.
It's delicious.
It's hard for me to eat like you.
It's really good.
I said I'd eat it all, but in the end I ate it all.
I think it's cute.
It's cute.
And you made this house, right?
I have a dream of owning a house like this in the future.
You're lying.
Can I actually do it?
It's after the plane.
Wait a minute.
This is a white land with nothing.
I'll pull it out of the land and expand it.
Is it that expensive?
The land is now 220 square meters.
I'll make a room here.
Is there any furniture you like?
Furniture you like?
What kind of furniture do you like?
I'm asking Matsumoto-san now.
I don't know what kind of furniture you like.
If you like furniture, I'll buy it for you.
You can't build a house that fast.
You're doing it.
If you spend money, you can build stairs.
Make it fast.
If you spend money, you can build roofs.
You can put this in.
You can put it in.
You can build it now.
You can put it in.
You're spending money now. Go home!
You can build it now.
You can design it now.
You can build stairs now.
You're so mean!
You can't do it yet.
It's better than not having a window.
You can put it right away.
Oh, you can put it right away?
How big should I put it in?
Put more in.
I want the small one.
The big one!
We have that kind of window!
You have a Jerry's eye!
What's up with you?
Don't call me and do it all of a sudden.
After this, Sway, a fashionable app that manages home lighting with a smartphone,
You are very mean today.
The rest is easy.
It looks like it's hard to set up at first.
It's very easy.
If you buy a station from a manufacturer called philips hue, you can increase the number of lights you have.
You can buy and increase it and access it.
What I want to do now is...
When you watch a movie, you can install all the lights you have in your room in the app.
You can change the color of the lights in conjunction with the movie.
If you tilt the helicopter like this, you can install the lights as they are.
If it's morning over there, it's bright over there.
If you go to Savannah, it's Savannah.
You are very particular about Savannah.
If you call a room and do it suddenly, you will do it, right?
You can do it with your smartphone.
You can't just stand up and do it.
That's right.
You're very mean today.
No, I'm not.
As a junior...
It's all one and the same.
Is that true?
By the way, how about you, Mr. Junior?
I'm like a memo, too.
I'm a memo, too.
I only say "hike" when I'm a memo.
I have to make it while I'm moving.
When I got on the plane and did it like this, Mr. CA said, "Mr. Chiara, Mr. Chiara."
Thank you for coming on this trip.
If you have anything, please let me know.
It's like you.
I'm really grateful for that greeting, but it's enough.
My smartphone is really my favorite, so I really want you to pay for it.
Let's move on to Ryuji.
I don't know about Ryuji's rap, but...
It's not rap, it's poetry.
I like poetry.
So I play with poems.
It's like this.
It's a word you came up with.
So I want to play with poems.
Try it.
(Reading poems)
I'm the only one!
It's embarrassing!
I'm the only one who laughed!
How is it, Snake?
I wrote it like this...
You're in trouble!
But, you know...
How is it, Sky?
You're good at saying "yes", right?
Yes, I am.
You're good at saying "yes", right?
I felt Joyman's flow at the end of "Killer Carne".
It's okay because you laughed, Ryuji.
Yes.
No, it's my fault.
I'm the only one who laughed.
Is this necessary?
No, it's not!
It's your fault!
Shut up!
No, it's definitely not!