AISubs v3.4
I'm not learning Chinese because I have regrets about my ex-boyfriend.
Your ex-boyfriend must be influenced by you.
A demon's voice touches my personal taboo.
Shut up!
You, too!
I really want to be a super celebrity.
Tonight, dangerous words will come out!
From the life of a celebrity surrounded by mystery, suspicious numbers will overflow!
5.8 million yen and 8 million yen!
Accessories that Erii lost!
Sound equipment!
1.3 million yen!
And...
"Jouzai gotsubu"!
"Jouzai gotsubu"?
Breakfast is "jouzai gotsubu"!?
It's called "multivitamin".
That's what they say these days.
You shouldn't waste an hour in the morning!
"Kojima-jick", which is popular for its storage technology, is a pain in the ass at home!
Don't say "kakao" and "uso" at the same time!
Search for private videos of popular celebrities in the dark!
Don't come back!
Now, Prince of Storage, Koji Magic is here for the first time!
Thank you for having me!
What kind of person is he? Is he a celebrity?
Yes, he is.
He is a small-scale entertainer.
He has a comedy duo called OK.
I see.
Yes, he is.
Even though he is a small-scale entertainer, he was able to store his T.K.O.
Yes, he was able to store it himself.
The chain didn't come off.
Yes.
"Celebrity Life" airs at 10 p.m. every day!
Let's take a look at everyone's daily lives.
Let's check out their morning and noon lives.
Here you go.
It's early in the morning.
Isn't it early?
Super heavy rain.
It's heavy rain.
Yes, it is.
From now on...
Oh, look.
...we will move to a sunny day.
Oh, I see.
It's a morning show.
And on Tuesdays...
Yes, yes, yes.
I feel like I'm going to a funeral.
It's nice.
People are calling me.
Good morning.
It's 3 o'clock...
I usually leave at about 45 minutes.
All right, it's time for make-up.
You are late.
I guess there is an Olympic now.
How is it?
Japan is strong.
It's strong, isn't it?
I'm happy to wear it.
I like it very much.
Hey, you. Pretend you are checking.
You are trying to open the door.
I'm trying not to open the door.
It's 9 o'clock.
Good morning.
It's 3 o'clock...
All right, it's time for make-up.
Hey, you.
What's wrong with you?
You are making a mess.
You are funny.
Stop it. It's a leaf.
I can see it.
You are just cutting it differently.
It's a leaf.
You look like an Italian.
You are good at water and mystery.
It's dangerous.
You are wearing pajamas.
Are you Trauder?
Yes, it's me.
I'm going to wash my hands.
All right.
It's dangerous.
I'm going to change my clothes.
I'm embarrassed.
All right, I'm going to wash my face and put my contacts in.
That's why you have to do it like this.
That's right. I can't see it.
By the way, my bangs...
It's not good.
It's like that.
You can't rub it like that.
I'm sorry.
The preparation is complete.
That's fast!
Well then, I'll be going now.
What's up?
Nothing special.
Matsuo, you look different.
Are you serious?
No, I'm not.
Again and again.
Stop it!
I'll be out soon, so tell me!
Diary! Diary!
It's not a diary.
You're a fugitive!
Why do you say that?
You'll be arrested!
I know you look weird, but...
Doesn't it hurt when you step on it?
Well...
It does hurt a little when you step on it, but...
It doesn't hurt that much.
Is it for your health?
Yes, it is.
That's amazing!
That's scary!
Good morning!
You live in a nice house, Koji Magic!
Yes, it's nice.
It's well-cleaned.
This guy...
Well, well...
Wifey...
Wifey, you can take this out.
It's better to take it out, right?
Like this.
This guy is annoying!
It's better to eat expensive food.
Is that so?
Everyday.
Expensive food.
When you wake up in the morning...
I don't understand you at all.
He doesn't understand you at all!
Mom!
Don't call me "mom" anymore!
Call me by yourself!
You know...
From white...
You told me to make a black gradation.
It's white.
It's not.
It's like this.
It's white.
It's not.
It's like this.
It's amazing.
Really? Really?
Egypt is over.
The weather is nice today, so I want to be healed.
I arrived at the community center.
This is the house I restored.
I often come here at my father's secret base.
I'm surrounded by nature and healed.
It's not finished yet.
I'll wait a little until it's done.
It's amazing.
It was early in the morning.
It looks good. It's swollen.
Are you flying now?
I ate rice balls like this.
ITADAKIMASU.
It's amazing.
I haven't eaten anything weird.
It's delicious.
I'm really healed.
Rice balls are delicious when you eat them outside.
What is this?
It's a tiger.
It's a firefly.
Is it a firefly?
It's a firefly.
It's amazing.
It's hard.
It's done.
It's amazing.
It's done.
This is a pumpkin called "sukuna kabocha".
I bought it in Chiba.
Isn't it cute?
It's true. It's cute.
It's cute. It's big.
It's a bell pepper.
It's amazing.
It's cute.
It's glossy.
I've never had a bell pepper like this before.
It's good.
Is it good?
Yes, it's very good.
I want to throw it away.
I want to throw it away in the field.
It's the best.
It's amazing.
I admire you for doing it.
If you do it alone like that, you'll definitely win.
If you do it with three people, you will definitely win.
That's true.
We are professional.
It's your turn.
I won't do it.
I won't do it, either.
What are you doing?
It's amazing.
I'm hungry.
Don't worry.
It's coming out.
Can you see it well?
It's flying in a weird way.
Let's stop the button in front of you.
140 is still going.
140 is not going in.
140 is flying normally.
It's flying pretty fast.
It's fast.
But...
Are you aiming for the collar?
It's flying slowly.
It's hitting.
The first one hit.
It's crazy.
It's flying slowly.
It's amazing.
I think it'll be better if you stop it in front of you.
It's amazing.
It's flying in a weird way.
(slap)
(laugh)
That was close.
It's shaking.
Nobody is here.
It's like...
It's like the hot springs industry.
(laugh)
That looks cool.
- She's a ninja. - She is.
Yes.
You can't leave.
- You can't leave. - She's talking.
- What's this? - It's Chinese.
- Yes.
- You are too young. - It's amazing.
- Chinese. - It's amazing.
- How long have you been studying? - No.
If you don't eat, you won't get up and you won't be hungry.
But you will lose weight.
- She's laughing. - Yes.
- The content is okay. - She's laughing.
- It's okay. - It's okay.
She's laughing.
I'm nervous.
- Please don't. - I'm nervous.
It's hard for me. It's my first year.
Wow, this is funny.
What is this?
This is like a comedy show.
No one can stop me, right?
No one can stop you.
So, it's morning and noon now.
It's actually a live broadcast in the morning.
That's right. I have a jeep on Tuesday.
It's a jeep you stole from Kokoriko's Tanaka.
No, it's not.
Tuesday is different.
For example, if there is a live broadcast, it's not good.
There are times when we do a live broadcast on the same day of the month.
At that time, I feel sorry for you the next day.
I can't do that.
So, in the second half of the live broadcast, I have a jeep on Monday night and do a live broadcast.
On Monday, customers do this a lot.
I see.
Even if customers do this on Monday, I will never return it.
Why is that?
I want to focus on the live broadcast.
Tanaka also has a jeep on the next day of "Can't Laugh".
That's right.
His face changes gradually in the second half of the live broadcast.
I have to go to the jeep in a few hours.
By the way, do you also go out in the morning?
That's right. I have several morning programs.
I check it a lot because it changes in the morning of the day.
You talk a lot.
I'm from Kyoto.
It's bad. I use it separately.
The program you are watching now is Osaka edition.
Why do you say like that?
Don't make me a bad person.
Are you from Kyoto?
Yes, I am from Kyoto.
Do you get tired of makeup?
I don't care about it.
Even if I wake up early in the morning, I don't have anything to do.
I can make it even if it's ten minutes before.
I can go even if it's rough.
You say vegetables are cute, but I think I am cuter than you.
Are you trying to make me a bad person?
I don't hate you that much.
There were many things after the live broadcast.
Do you have a big smile?
There is a program of family construction that betrayed Yoshimoto called "Sukkiri".
When I first appeared in it, it was a morning show, but it was a show about fighting.
Kato-san and Haruna-san and Harisen-bo-san came to stop me and it got excited.
It was more like "Let's do it all!" than the beginning of the show.
I see.
I got excited.
Finally, there was a very great old man named Goro Hashimoto, who was 75 years old.
I came to stop him and said "Shut up! Who the hell are you?!"
And it was a great show.
Awesome.
I wish I could follow you.
I don't think you really think about it, but it's fun for famous people like us to come and stop you.
So please do your best and come back.
Stop it!
You!
You guys do your best!
I got angry about it.
That's why I didn't come out in the morning.
Some people who do live broadcasts in the morning are changing their mornings like you, Eri.
What's going on with you?
Well, after I wake up in the morning, I drink Hawaiian music.
Shokichi-san taught me how to drink water.
I drink two liters of water a day.
So I drink one liter of water in the morning.
What's "jouzai gotsumu"?
It's weird to say it like that.
It's weird to say "gotsumu" like that.
It's a multivitamin.
It's a vitamin.
That's what you say recently.
Don't take it out of nowhere.
What is that leaf?
This is a leaf in Hawaii.
Really?
A leaf in Hawaii?
Everything is like that.
What is it?
Everything is like that.
Yamashita was eating onigiri in nature.
That's right.
After the morning broadcast, we moved.
It's just the sound of nature.
I'm healed there.
Is there a place you like?
I made most of it myself.
I made the wood deck with the craftsmen.
I like this place the most.
All of you like it.
When it's done and it's a little hot, I'll call everyone and have a barbecue.
This is a fire pit.
There are many overseas.
This is like a fire pit.
You can make a fire here.
I see.
You can use fire.
You can't use wood deck because it hurts.
You can have a barbecue here.
Norio was here.
Norio?
Norio from Nishikawa was here.
Where is he?
He's at Houhou-kekyou.
I'm sorry for being a hero.
When you closed your eyes, I was surprised that you watched it until Showa.
Norio watched it until Showa.
Norio-san will get angry right away.
I don't want to say anything more.
He says other people's things, but when he says his own things, it hurts me a lot.
It's crazy, isn't it?
Now, let's talk about people who have strange particularities.
Koji Magic.
That's red.
Even if it's red...
He's been wearing red for an hour.
He's very particular about storing things at work.
Every morning when he wakes up, he checks all the rooms for about an hour.
Disgusting.
Disgusting?
You said it just now.
You said it just now, didn't you?
I said it.
You said it.
You said "disgusting" in the shadows. Didn't you know?
No, I didn't know.
I was surprised. I was surprised.
His wife had never lived alone before.
She didn't know how to store things.
She wasn't good at storing things.
She taught him how to do it from the beginning.
That's right.
When he moved into this house, he learned how to fold a bath towel.
He taught him how to fold a bath towel from the beginning.
The house has changed.
The storage space has changed.
He taught him how to fold it like this.
He passed the test.
That's why he can store things now.
Is it that difficult to fold a bath towel?
That's right.
The storage space has changed.
He changed the storage space of the bath towel by millimeters.
Kojiwarikku.
Look at Trauden's face.
He has a great face.
Kojiwarikku.
I'm glad he got married.
If it was me, I would never get married.
This is a minus promotion.
I'm serious.
That's right.
Kojiwarikku is really amazing.
He is very popular overseas.
He is an amazing person.
But he makes a lot of mistakes in "Downtown Deluxe".
Mr. Koji Magic, who is an adult now, built his own house, which contains all of the storage area, over 300 days of construction last year .
It's a cool house, isn't it?
As you can see, it's not a very wide space, because our house only has 26 rooms.
It was in a situation where you had to be particular about storage, so it feels like you have a lot of storage in about 50 places.
That's right, Mr. Koji Magic's house has 26 containers and a small house on top of which it is difficult to secure space and is long.
In order to store a family of four, there is a shoes closet that can be stored at 80 degrees, a pantry that stores food, and other storage spaces.
In addition, if you ask Mr. Koji Magic about the stairs that can easily become a bed space...
This is a low-use space, isn't it? For example, seasonal items can be stored in this space.
And if you look at the bottom of this space, there is a room for robot vacuum cleaners stored under the stairs.
Next, next to the bedroom, there is a space that is difficult to store.
Please take a look at this. The depth is about 80 cm.
The bed takes up both width and depth, so if you store it vertically like this, it is very easy to put it out of the bed.
In addition, there is a closet for the whole family.
Cut out a 15 cm wall and make a space for neckties and accessories.
Cut out this wall in the 26-story living room and use it like this.
This part is actually equipped with an iron plate like this, and you can put magnets on it like this, and you can also put pictures and trash fire like this.
And in the washroom, there is a storage space created by Koji Magic in his own area.
Everyone uses only the upper door for bath towels, so can you take it out from below like this?
There is a hole in the bottom like this, and you can take out the towel like this from below like this.
And when you put it away, you can use it like this from above like this, and when you use it from below and put it away from above like this, you can use the towel like this.
By the way, for young people who wash their faces every day...
Can you take a look at this? Do you know that your toes are stored here?
If you don't put your toes in like this, you'll hurt your waist like this.
By doing this, you can use it like this.
50 storage spaces! It's just Koji's particular way of storing things!
That's amazing!
When you were making this, you went to the site a lot, didn't you?
That's right. I went to the site more than the site director.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be this detailed!
Every day, every day!
So, the site director was a little stressed and his body was broken.
It came out.
It came out, it came out.
Everyone involved quit!
You don't have to say it!
Next is Matsuo!
How many kilograms do you run barefoot?
I run 3-4 kilograms, but I weigh about 94 kilograms.
When I run normally, I have a lot of burden on my knees and waist, so I didn't run.
But when I run barefoot, I don't feel any burden.
When I started running about four years ago, it was very tough at first, but I didn't have back pain at all.
It seems that my body is very straight.
Matsuo said it earlier, but people who pass by don't look at you with a strange face.
I'm on TV, so I think people over there are watching me, but when I get close, they're looking at my feet.
I think you ran away from somewhere.
So I try to run in a time when there are no people.
If you have beautiful eyes, you'll be barefoot for the rest of your life, right?
That's right. I want to run barefoot in places like this, but people say it's dangerous.
Is it dangerous? Is it okay to run barefoot?
No, I don't need that kind of conversation.
I don't need a conversation like "what should I do?"
I can't use it while talking.
Please let me use it!
It was amazing that you ran barefoot.
You drove your car all the way to Ginza. Where do you think you're going?
Chinese lesson!
Yes, I go there once a week.
What made you do it?
When I went to China for work, I thought that Chinese might be suitable for me.
The pronunciation is special, but I got used to it quickly.
But isn't it because you have regrets about your ex- boyfriend that you're learning Chinese?
You're influenced by your ex-boyfriend.
After this, the tag is approaching the personal taboo.
I really want to make it a strong negative.
Chinese lesson!
Yes, I go there once a week.
Once a week?
Yes, that's right.
What's the reason for that?
The reason is...
When I went to China for work...
But, isn't it because...
your ex-boyfriend has a grudge against you for learning Chinese?
Is your ex-boyfriend influenced by you?
Yes.
Really?
You're trying to go back and forth.
Please comment.
I've been doing it even before we started dating.
And...
I really want to make it a strong negative.
I'm begging you.
Please make it a strong negative.
If you can't go out even during this time...
what are you looking for?
Please.
I don't have anyone...
but I only have you, Onigoe-san.
What's your ability like now?
Are you already in the zone?
I can have everyday conversations.
And...
I can speak really fast.
Excuse me, please speak slowly.
If I say that, you'll know what I'm saying.
So you were in kindergarten?
I think I was in elementary school.
You were born in China.
Yes, I think so.
Then...
Can you say something over there?
You can speak Chinese, right?
Yes, I can't.
What do you think you can do?
I can't.
Can you talk to her?
I can't say anything.
I'll do it.
Wait a minute.
What should I do?
Why don't you try it?
Don't eat it again.
I understand.
Now, the collar.
140kg.
That's amazing.
That's right.
You played baseball, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I really wanted to be a professional baseball player.
I did my best.
When you were in high school, you hit 17 homers.
That's amazing.
When you were out of school, you played catch all night.
That's right.
And I came to Tokyo because of baseball.
I came to college with special training.
And then I met dancing and became the third generation.
Even now, I love baseball.
That's amazing.
You lost in the last tournament you played in high school.
And now you are here.
That's right.
We haven't met since we played against each other.
Five or six years ago, I was walking in Omotsu Sand.
And I saw you.
And I wondered who you were.
And you were there.
And I congratulated you.
It's been a long time since you joined us.
It was my first time meeting you in person.
You told me you were my senior and asked me to take you out for a meal.
That's how we got in touch.
I see.
And you encouraged me when I was in high school.
And I collaborated with you.
I made a hat and designed a giant.
A hat?
There is still a little left.
Is that so?
It hasn't been released yet.
He forgave me.
He is strict.
He is complicated.
I can't stop laughing.
GIANTS is as complicated as YOSHIMO.
I didn't know that.
You two were fighting after all.
Yes, we were.
What was that about?
Our SAKAI is very nervous.
He does this and relaxes.
It makes me feel better.
But he has a very weak mentality.
He is the first person in the Skihead world to be like that.
There were others like that.
No, it's not like that.
He's hiding in his own schoolhouse today.
What?
I don't know anything about it.
When he's nervous, he does weird things.
Tomahawk SAKAI.
What was he doing in the schoolhouse just before his appearance?
What?
He's really doing it.
He's doing it.
You're going to lick the microphone.
That's because he has a weak mentality.
He has a weak mentality.
I've noticed something recently.
I've been admiring the downtown life and the comedy world.
Stop it.
I've been doing manzai for 12 years and I've been thinking recently.
Manzai isn't fun.
That's right.
Manzai is very painful for four minutes.
You can't enjoy it.
Next is "Nightlife".
Pay attention to the abnormal numbers.
Thank you for having me.
"Nightlife".
Are you going to do it?
For now, we're going to do one chorus.
You can do it as you like.
Let's do it.
Yes.
You're light-hearted.
You're going to eat it again?
What are you doing?
Are you serious?
I want to leave the elegance.
There's rain in your mouth, right?
You're going to eat it again?
He's eating a lot.
Is it good?
Let me know if you want me to cut it for you.
Okay.
Thank you for the meal.
It's over.
The one in Raichi was really good.
What are you talking about?
The one in Raichi.
Isn't it over?
I'm sorry. Thank you for the meal.
Are you okay?
He's eating a lot.
I see.
Let me know if you want me to cut it for you.
I think it's better to have a shelf and a hook.
Isn't it white at times like this?
317, it's 317, right?
It's 2mm left, 2mm.
I'm looking for Cinderella Fit.
It's amazing.
But is it hot?
I've been looking at it all the time.
The bonfire is burning all the time.
The sound of the bonfire is healing.
I've been looking at it all the time and it's burning.
It's pretty hot for two hours.
I can eat it later.
This is the tea corner of the house.
I choose and drink from here depending on the mood of the day.
This is water.
I bought this when I went to China.
What's going on?
Did you just take a bath?
What kind of video is this?
What are you showing me?
What did you see?
Various things.
I'm sorry.
I think you can use it.
This is an i7 computer.
I don't know.
This is also an i7 computer.
There was a cable-like thing.
I put it all in my computer.
What about the password?
It's very loud.
I'm scared.
Is it a rainbow?
It's out.
It's a panties.
It's funny.
And now, since it's summer, I'm putting fire extinguishers outside like this.
I put fire extinguishers in five places and burn them all at once.
I see.
I light it up all at once with a lighter.
This is a time bomb.
So you're going to smoke it, right?
It's fluffy.
What are you making?
CM?
It's stylish.
Like this.
Is it sushi?
It's delicious.
Are you kidding me?
You have to keep it balanced.
It's delicious.
It's different from canned food.
It's different.
It looks delicious.
I see.
It's shining brightly.
It's wonderful.
It's a good hardness.
It's sweet.
You did it.
Dynamite.
Are you a YouTuber?
Chikara.
I...
What are you saying?
What's wrong with you?
After this, it's time for "Onigiri at Night".
You're a prostitute of Dogenzaka.
It's my turn.
It's about time to negotiate with your partner.
Charo-chan.
Yes?
What about me?
She said "what about me?"
She is a prostitute of Dogenzaka.
What about Nyoro-chan?
Give me Nyoro-chan, too.
What are you talking about?
Give me Nyoro-chan, too.
You can't do this.
Yes.
She is calling me "Nyoro-chan".
That's enough.
What about me?
What are you talking about?
That's enough.
Nyoro-chan, I'm taking a bath now.
That's enough.
Nyoro-chan.
What are you doing?
You can't broadcast it on TV.
Are you married?
Yes.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Yes.
Really?
Welcome back.
Girlfriend?
What are you doing?
You are a prostitute of Dogenzaka.
What is this?
You are a prostitute for sure.
Until someone dies,
stop breathing,
kiss,
What is he doing?
It's amazing.
It's long.
I'm counting on you.
One last thing.
I've been to that shop before.
What is Kin-chan?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Yes.
My girlfriend likes me a lot.
Nyoro-chan?
She calls me "Nyoro-chan" at home.
Why?
My name is Hiro Kazu.
At first, she called me "Kazu-kun".
Then she called me "Kazu-nyoro", "nyoro", "nyoro", "nyoro-chan".
"Nyoro-nyoro" was the best choice.
"Nyoro-nyoro" and "tomato-tomato-task" are "nyoro- chan" and "task-task".
Is it because of your daily life?
No, it's because of my daily life.
My wife loves me so much and she told me what I like about me and what I don't like about me.
I don't like any of them, but if there is one thing I like about me, it's that I'm popular.
Are you going to hit me?
You look like a wrestler couple.
You look like Kensuke and Hokuto.
But you also did "sakai", right?
I heard that you do it 30 times a day, so I'm thinking of doing it 60 times a day.
You don't have to be happy about it. I'm not happy about it either.
I'm more excited about it.
No, you're married now.
No, I'm not married.
Are you kidding me?
What are you doing?
Stop it.
Is it me?
Stop it.
Please stop it.
Shut up!
Don't read manga anymore!
I'm sorry, I don't think you're right, but I can't go back to the past, so I want you to be quiet until the end of the series.
You're crazy!
You shouldn't read manga!
Next, Koji Magic!
Yes!
You!
What's up?
Are you upset about Koji Magic?
Yes!
Koji Magic is...
Yes!
Oh, no.
You!
This is the real me!
Whose side are you on?
Koji Magic is the president of the company!
That's right!
I've been running this company for 12 years now.
That's amazing!
I'm in charge of organizing and storing services, styling and planning, and events like this.
And I'm also in charge of making houses that specialize in storing.
It's like your own house!
It was supposed to be completed in the fall, but it was released recently and it's not finished yet, but it's all sold out!
That's amazing!
Three or four years ago, there was a huge explosion in China, right?
There were a lot of things there, and China is now taking over Japanese cleaning culture.
Japanese storage professionals are now very popular in China.
So, I started my own company in China.
Are you doing it in China?
That's right! I'm doing it in China now.
And I'm also in charge of storing certifications.
Now, when it comes to sales, it's about 200 million yen in China.
That's amazing!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
That's amazing!
China is amazing now! It's great because it's China!
Yes, but it would be even better if you did it in Chinese!
You!
Now, Eri is eating candy while recording.
Yes.
The sound of this candy being crunchy on the microphone is not useful anymore.
That's right!
Eri's annoying behavior!
Diving in order to eat candy!
And more!
5.8 million and 8 million yen!
No, this is...
A total of 13 million yen!
He spent a ridiculous amount of money on accessories!
Well, maybe one of the members of EXILE is here.
So far, it has been sent by the sponsor provided by you.
Now, Erii eats candy while recording.
Yes.
Well, there is water.
I think I drink water while recording.
But I don't drink water.
I only drink candy and water.
Do you know this?
I don't know this.
I heard it from the staff.
The sound of this candy being crunchy is not usable on the microphone.
That's right.
You can't eat moss in your mouth.
But I hide it.
You hide it.
He does it a lot.
He licks candy a lot in the opening.
Yes.
On Wednesdays, when I have a downtown schedule, I usually eat candy.
Sometimes, I bite it.
What is it?
Why do you lick candy in front of the show?
I only happen to be asked to do it after I lick it.
No, no, no.
Sometimes I don't lick it.
Sometimes you are licking gum.
Are you a big nigger?
During the recording.
And you have a veranda at night.
Yes.
I really like verandas.
But only in summer.
Really?
But there are many mosquitoes.
Yes, there are many mosquitoes.
There are a lot of catholic saints.
There must be something on the veranda.
Otherwise, there is not only one veranda.
Isn't that a catholic pipe?
Oh!
What is it?
That's what it is.
You are wearing sunglasses.
You are trying to hide your pupils.
It's amazing.
Mr. Trauden has been on the phone with his mother for two hours.
Isn't it a little scary?
It's not scary.
It doesn't work at all, does it?
When you talk with your family, is it like that?
Is it like that?
No, it's not like that.
There is a reason for it.
When I go back and check my phone during the recording,
I get a lot of calls from my mother.
"Are you free?" "What are you doing?" "Play with me."
She calls me a lot.
That's why I'm on the phone with her.
She calls me a lot.
Didn't you say it on a program before?
Your mother hit you with a bottle.
Yes, we fight a lot.
Your mother is like K.K. O. Kinoshita.
What do you think about it?
When we talk on the phone for two or four hours, we fight a lot.
I'm worried about my ego, so I try not to look at the internet.
My mother loves it and has been doing it for a long time.
I see.
I try not to look at the internet, but she tells me everything.
She tells you everything.
Besides that, I talk about my friend's friend for the rest of my life.
That's how it is.
Matsuo has been making red bean paste for four hours.
It's not every day, but...
It's like a youkai.
Be careful of your health.
Red beans are good for the intestines.
If you make it yourself, you can reduce the amount of sugar.
You don't use regular sugar.
You can use "tensaito".
This is a TV weapon.
I always use regular red beans.
I use "dynagon".
Luxury red beans.
I usually make it into a ball like this and wrap it.
I always take it to the field or outside.
I eat it secretly at a cafe and drink coffee.
Do you bring it to the dressing room today?
I ate it today.
At home.
Three?
No, one.
Go home.
I don't need this conversation.
I knew you wouldn't use it.
It was really funny.
We've asked you about your daily life, but now we're going to hear from people you know.
First of all, this person.
Erii's 13.8 million yen.
We got this information from our member, Hiromi Tosaka.
I've been following you for a while now.
I'm Hiromi Tosaka of the third generation of J-SOUL BROTHERS.
Our member Erii often drops things.
If you walk behind Erii, you can eat dinner that day.
Recently, Erii lost a necklace worth 5.8 million yen and a bracelet worth 8 million yen.
How can you lose such an expensive thing?
What do you mean you lost it?
I'm still in shock.
Of course.
5.8 million and 8 million yen.
Every time we finish a tour, we custom-make necklaces and rings for memories.
But all those memories are gone.
I'm still sad about it.
Don't you want to see it in person?
There's a part that was introduced to us by DELUXE.
You lost it?
Yes, please take a look.
Actually, when he appeared one year ago, he was wearing accessories that he had lost.
It's nostalgic.
Accessories like this can be used on stage.
So he bought accessories that can be used on stage.
This is 5.8 million yen.
It's nostalgic.
Where did you lose it?
This is 8 million yen.
Now I feel nostalgic.
I'm sad about this movie.
He took good care of it.
I was really sad about it.
It's like custom-made accessories.
You look so happy.
I've been wearing it for a long time.
I wear it almost every day.
I didn't take it off even when I went to bed.
Why?
Why did you lose it?
Why?
I always lose it.
When I was dancing in a live show, rings and necklaces flew to me.
What?
They flew to me.
Really?
They hit me.
Shut up!
You should take a look at it now.
You probably lost it.
It's almost gone.
I miss it.
I want to find it.
Maybe one of you EX-AID members has it.
Next is this person.
Kojima's 2 million yen.
What is it?
Our manager told us about it.
Thank you, Mr. Dandan.
Let me tell you about Kojima's behavior that caused a little commotion in the clip.
Recently, Kojima came to the office and left 10 bags of clothes.
When I looked inside, there were only high-brand clothes like GUCCI coats.
I'm sure there were 200,000 yen worth of clothes in one bag.
He left 10 bags of clothes and went home, so I think he spent a total of 2 million yen.
Kojima, I'm worried about how you spend your money.
What does this mean?
It's true that I'm going to give 10 bags of clothes to my juniors.
I've never disposed of clothes before, so I've been working for about 12 years.
I took out all the clothes I bought.
I don't think there are many high-brand clothes like GUCCI coats.
I think it's worth about 1 million yen.
Is it still 1 million yen?
I think it's worth about 1 million yen.
I've never done it before, so I'm worried about why I'm doing it now.
Oh, I see.
I moved and the walk-in closet became narrow, so I made it slim and gave it to my juniors.
Don't say anything.
No!
No! No! No!
Why did you move?
I felt a strange aura.
No!
Why did you move?
It's not a big deal.
You should have said it earlier!
Couldn't you have adopted a softer way of complimenting me?
A softer way of complimenting you?
Yes, yes, yes.
On the contrary, could you tell me how I should compliment you?
You should do it yourself!
That's not a good way of saying it!
Could you present your strengths yourself?
Could you help me in any program?
Asahi Nao can help you.
Don't say anyone's name!
He got me again!
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