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First of all, here it is!
"Entertainers' Best Name Ranking"!
Good evening! I'm Jinnan's Pete, a new character in "Downtown Deluxe"!
"The Strongest Newcomer Monthly"'s second theme is "Names"!
From everyone's names to unknown personalities and fortunes!
To be honest, I've never heard of such a good name!
In addition, the "Strongest Name Ranking" will be announced with a score on each name!
There are good names and bad names!
And each number of fortunes will be announced during the show!
We'll also reveal your number of fortunes, so don't miss it!
Is your name "The Strongest"? Or...
- You know your number of fortunes, right? - Yeah, I know my number of fortunes.
- I'm sure you have a bad number of fortunes. - Don't worry about it!
- Really? - Yeah. - I'm not 100% sure!
- Really! - Yeah. - Really!
- It can't be helped. - I'm sure you have a bad number of fortunes.
- Will you reveal the truth now? - Yes, I will.
- I'm sure you know that, too. - Yes, I do.
Now, we have a life judge, Dr. Ibrudharka!
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me!
I've been a life judge for 20 years now! Leave it to me!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
You came all the way here today.
Thank you for having me.
Sensei, how do we look at luck in terms of names?
First of all, I would like to explain.
Life decisions are made up of five angles.
There are angles of view, personality, intelligence, appearance and personality.
Angle of view is your ancestors, personality is your luck at work, intelligence is your personality, appearance is your relationship with people,
and angle of view also represents life itself.
Five items will be evaluated by Sensei's original decision method.
All of them will be summed up and rated with 100 out of 100.
By the way, it's important for life diagnosis to know your name.
This time, we won't tell you your real name, but we will rate you with your real name.
Among our guests today, I think they are the strongest and No.1.
There were so many great people.
There are people like that.
Then, let's get started.
First of all, this person!
Hiromi Kawata.
Summed up and rated with 100 out of 100.
First of all, please have a look.
The origin of the name "Hiromi Kawata" comes from her mother, Hiroko.
She was named "the demon who raises beautiful girls".
This name represents "fortune".
It's 1.5 stars.
It represents "work".
It's 4.5 stars.
It represents "personality".
It's 3.5 stars.
It represents "relationship".
It's 0.5 stars.
It represents "mutual luck".
It's 4 stars.
The rating of "Hiromi Kawata" is...
70 points!
And the 10th place is...
2nd place!
70 points!
70 points is not bad.
70 points is not bad at all.
Yes, 70 points is good.
Teacher!
Yes, it's very good.
Especially, the personality that tells you about your job is 17th place.
This is the number of stars.
It's suitable for the entertainment world.
It's the number of stars that entertainers and announcers have.
It's very suitable for announcers.
Thank you very much.
Moreover, it's 21th place.
It has a strong sense of responsibility.
It's the number of stars suitable for gathering everyone.
There are about four stars in total.
That's right.
29th place is a special number.
It's a number of stars whose careers and jobs can be done well.
That's right.
But you have to be a little careful.
It's getting too strong.
It's like sucking up your partner's fortune.
You're a bad guy.
So I'm a little worried about your husband's job not being stable.
Is that so? How about this result?
Well, if you ask me, I like responsibility and that kind of job.
But I'm most concerned about sucking up my partner's fortune.
That's how it is in the world.
No, no, no.
It's not up to you.
Even if you suck up your partner's fortune?
No, no, no.
But even if you suck up your partner's fortune, you can't hide your score.
Because you're the only person who succeeded as a freelance announcer.
Let me say more!
You're the only one who succeeded.
You can look at my name and give me advice.
So this is what I'm concerned about.
I'm worried about my motor nerves not spreading in my beloved school.
That's true.
I'm eight months old now.
But I'm a son, so if my motor nerves are bad because I'm a boy...
When I was in elementary school, I really hated physical education.
I couldn't help it.
I feel sorry for my son.
I'm worried about it.
Does everyone know about it?
It's famous that you can't skip classes.
Would you like to watch it?
It's been a while.
The next match is...
Wow!
I've seen this many times.
Yes!
It's like Miyuki Imori's dance.
I've seen it many times.
I really don't want my son to see it.
And I want my son to get better.
I don't know if it will work.
Can you tell by the name of the motor nerves?
That's right.
In the case of Ms. Kata, the outer angle is twelve angles.
This indicates misalignment, bad rhythm, and bad tempo.
Wow!
That's right.
I didn't know that.
Misalignment.
I didn't know that.
However, I've seen your son, too.
Yes.
His name is very good.
I don't like it.
I can't like it.
Yes.
He has a wonderful name that I want to give him full marks.
Does that mean he has good angles?
Yes.
He doesn't have twelve angles, so his motor nerves don't show.
I see.
Yes.
And...
Yes.
Ms. Nakata Hitoshi and...
Yes.
Ms. Nishikori Kei have twenty-four angles.
They have wonderful angles.
Wow!
Mr. Nakata...
Don't laugh at me, Mr. Nakata.
I didn't know that.
Don't laugh at me, Mr. Nakata.
Maybe in the next match...
That's right.
Yes.
In addition, Ms. Kawata seems to have a problem with one of her partners.
I work with Mr. Kouji Higashino in "I don't know what's going on all around" program.
Mr. Higashino.
We've been working together for many years.
I don't know if I'm close to him or not.
I always think that I can't get a hold of him.
He talks to me a lot, but he doesn't seem to have an open mind.
I'm curious about their compatibility.
I don't know, so I want to know.
I see.
Ms. Higashino.
Yes.
Please tell me about it.
Unfortunately, their compatibility is bad.
You've been working with him for a long time.
That's right.
Is it impossible for you to go around him?
It's impossible for me.
Mr. Higashino is tall and has a personality like a super-ultra-tall man.
It's better for you not to get close to him.
It's written that he has a low social status.
That's right.
He doesn't show interest in people around him.
Yes.
Is it right?
If you get too close to him, you'll be hated by him.
It's better for you to stay away from him.
Ms. Kawata, you don't think it's better for you not to get close to him?
That's enough for me.
I don't think he wants you to get close to him.
I see.
If you stay away from him, you'll be hated by him.
I see.
Mr. Higashino, you've been working with them for a long time.
How is your compatibility with them?
It's good for me.
Why?
Mr. Higashino has a personality like a super- ultra-tall man.
People like him are more famous than him.
It's called "comical".
Is it okay for me to say such a foolish thing?
Even though you didn't say it.
Oh, is that so?
It's perfect for him.
I guess he's good at acting like a little brother.
Sensei, do you know about our compatibility with our guests today?
Yes, we did some research about it.
What do you think about it, everyone?
No, no, no. No matter how you think about it, I think we have the best compatibility.
With who? With Matsuno?
No, no, Mr. Downtown, with you two.
Oh, you two.
No, I don't hate you as much as I used to.
No, no, no.
Mr. Matsumoto, you don't hate me as much as you used to, do you?
I don't like you as much as I used to either of you.
No, no, no.
That's not true!
No, no, no.
That's not true!
Mr. Hamada, you used to come to my house for filming.
I do go for filming, it's my job.
No, no, no.
That's right, but no, no, no.
Have you ever not been able to win an award because of me and Mr. Downton?
You always win an award, don't you?
Can I go to a commercial for a moment?
No, no, no.
Why?
Why do you want to go to a commercial here?
No, no, no. Seriously, seriously.
Because Mr. Hamada hit me before and my jaw came off.
At that point, you can't win an award.
It's an obstacle.
It's not good for you.
That's right, but we're the only ones who can win an award because of Mr. Downton's jaw coming off.
What does that have to do with anything?
Mr. Hamada, where did you come from?
That's right, thank you for that.
It's not good for you, is it?
Now, everyone, let's move on to our respective award rankings.
It looks like this.
What is this?
What? It's mine, too?
No, no, no.
It's red, of course.
No, no, sir!
I'll forgive you!
You hit my jaw!
Sir!
Mr. Hamada is basically a person of personification and he looks good with anyone, but his personality and intelligence are 18 degrees.
He likes hot, gorgeous, handsome men and beautiful women.
I see.
I was a little off, so I reunited with Mr. Degawa.
Is it a matter of appearance?
Although I like handsome men and beautiful women, I am number one.
Do you know that?
I think it's still long hair.
It's the best one.
In Osaka's program, Himeji's something park.
Himeji's safari park.
I went there in the middle of the night.
I had to secure eight girls in the program.
When was that?
I was 71 years old and I ran and ran.
Osaka's director is amazing.
Is there such a place?
He supported me firmly.
I see.
On my way back from the program, I exchanged LINE messages.
I see.
I was happy.
Then I saw the program.
This is...
He supports you, doesn't he?
This is...
Thank you very much for everything you have done for me.
It's long.
Isn't it polite?
I have one shoulder.
Can you say more?
I'm happy.
First of all, I support you.
I know what you mean.
You supported me just now.
I know what you mean.
I don't know what you mean.
It's not a secret.
You said it.
I was shocked three times.
It's a shock.
It's a truth, sir.
I'm serious.
Let's continue.
The name is Lily.
Lily.
Here is the life judgment part.
The name of Lily is...
Here it is.
It's true.
The number of stars is...
Three stars.
The score of Lily's name is...
50 points!
This is a little sad.
The 4th place is...
4th place!
50 points!
Everyone's score is really low.
I wish I was in 4th place.
Teacher!
Yes!
It's a very happy number
that Fukugawa also loves.
It's the same as
Sony and Ricoh of big companies.
Why are they big companies?
It's the same!
Why are they big companies?
You're just saying it with your mouth!
Sony and Lily are...
It's a company.
But as an entertainer,
you always need someone
to help you.
Otherwise,
it's a weak number.
Why is it Lily?
Sony and Ricoh are the same.
They wear hats and stuff.
They are...
similar to Lillie and Frankie.
And they became Lily.
It's an interesting episode.
It's too much!
If you play a game called "Lily", you'll be asked about it!
At least get Frankie!
I have a motive for it.
And here is the problem of "Lily".
Are you worried about whether you can be active in a Tokyo show?
I've been in Osaka for a long time, so I'm familiar with Osaka.
There are only entertainers in Osaka.
There are only entertainers in any show.
There are only entertainers in Yoshimoto.
I don't know how entertainers and musicians interact with each other.
How about Johnny's?
I don't know how entertainers and musicians interact with each other.
When I interact with entertainers and musicians, I can understand even small things.
For example, Matsuoka.
He had a big kitchen knife and said, "This is good."
I asked him what he was going to use it for.
He talked to me.
Nagano searched for personal information behind the show.
I like MotoGP, so I talked about MotoGP.
I'm sorry, it's been a long time.
I'm glad it's been a long time.
Everyone, let's make it as short as possible.
Please be careful. If it's too long, I'll be punished.
I want you to tell me how you interact with each other.
It's better than I thought.
I like it.
It's okay for me to talk for a long time.
On the contrary, I like it.
It's a good show.
You talk too much.
Why do you talk too much all of a sudden?
It's difficult.
Teacher!
Yes?
I want you to say something nice.
When it's released, I'm going to talk to my seniors and big companies.
I see.
I want you to love me.
I hope you can get along with me.
What kind of show is suitable for you?
It's good to play with children.
Play with children?
I want you to do something that children will like.
You've been doing it for a long time.
"Genius Television".
It's perfect.
With children?
Do you like children?
I like children.
Can you do something for children?
Can you do it?
Do you want me to do it?
Like Yoshio Kojima.
You like children, don't you?
Pon. Pon. Pon. Pon.
It's a raccoon. Pon.
Ron. Ron.
Children will cry if you slide like this.
It's not about crying.
I'm sorry. It's really bad.
It's not about crying.
Then what is it?
It's not about meeting.
I'm really sorry.
Let's sit down. Let's sit down.
Don't get close to me.
It's really an egregious atmosphere.
In order for these greenies to be active in Tokyo,
we have no choice but to rely on the real MC.
Many people know this fact.
Who has a perfect compatibility with greenies?
Here is the ranking of compatibility with greenies.
First place is...
It's a celebration.
We will look at all of your names in multiples and quadrants.
We will evaluate your name and your luck.
We will introduce you from 10th to 50th rank.
You are in 15th rank. You are very lucky.
You will never have a problem with money for the rest of your life.
If you are in 20th rank or higher, please look forward to it.
We asked the teacher to look up the compatibility of Hitoriz and MC talent.
There are 10 groups like this.
It's hard to imagine.
The ranking of compatibility with Hitoriz is...
This one!
It's a celebration.
It's like this.
Teacher!
It's like this.
Matsuko is in 14th rank.
She is lonely and has problems.
She worries about people like you.
She can't leave you alone.
She will love you.
This is Lily's name.
Let's look at Twitter!
It's Tetsuro's name.
Please look at it.
Tetsuro Dengawa's name is...
His height is 1.5 stars.
His personality is 4.5 stars.
His position is 0.5 stars.
His appearance is 5 stars.
His height is 0.5 stars.
Why?
Tetsuro Dengawa's name is...
40 stars.
And his ranking is...
5th!
That's weird!
Now, Sensei!
Weird!
His total score is 28 stars.
Today!
This is his worst day of his life.
No, no, no.
That's right. It's bad after 50 years of age.
If it was earlier, it wouldn't be like this.
But if you're over 50 years of age, your luck goes down.
Sensei, it's the opposite.
After becoming 50 years of age, you started your own show and had a lot of commercials.
It's the opposite, but...
No, no. You haven't got the result yet, right?
Yes, you haven't got it yet.
What? I haven't got it yet?
You haven't got the result yet?
You haven't got the result yet, Sensei?
You haven't got it yet.
Is it still bad?
How can you say that when you're 50 years of age?
But as far as I know, you don't have any trouble.
You said it a lot, didn't you?
It's the opposite.
It's exactly now, Sensei!
You haven't got it yet.
Until now, you haven't got any trouble in your life.
You said it a lot, but you haven't got any trouble.
And now, this is Tetsuya's problem.
I want to continue doing reaction shows for the rest of my life, but I'm worried about my health.
Tetsuya, you're worried about your health, aren't you?
The other day, when I appeared in a fortune- telling show with a different song, I was told that I would die.
Because I was too excited, I had to hold back a little more.
Because of my health, I was told I would die.
Sixteen years ago, when I got married, I told a famous fortune-teller, "If you don't get divorced, you'll die of cancer."
Die of cancer?!
Not "cancer," but "cancer."
Scary! Scary!
It's too scary!
It's a terrible death!
Scary! Scary! Natural death!
Even kanji is scary like this!
You can't write natural death!
It's a devil's trick!
So, there aren't many people who die twice in "uranai"
That's really scary!
Teacher, will I die?
That's right! That possibility is high!
High?!
Teacher! I don't want to die!
Let's do this later!
Degawa-san, you're going to step back a little.
On the other hand, if you're lucky and you're with good people,
you can get help from people around you.
I see!
If you're lucky and you're with reaction entertainers,
it's good to spend time with them.
If you're lucky and you're with them,
"for example, "dachou club"
That's good! It's perfect!
"That's good!" "But you have to work, right?"
"Well, I often work with dachou-san, but..." "That's right!"
However, because of COVID-19, I can't kiss Ryu- san after we quarreled.
If I try to kiss him up close, he'll call me 'social social'...
I want to kiss him, but what should I do?
"It's really..." "Is it okay to do it?"
No, because I haven't kissed Ryu-san for more than a year!
"That's right, it's the first time." "It's mostly..." "What's your problem?"
Is there anything you should be careful of?
When my luck gets bad, the staff...
put too many bombs on me...
"or dig too deep into me..." "I see, I see."
I end up getting stuck like that!
"Chen-sensei!" "Yes?"
Thank you for that for me!
The fortune of names seen by hearing!
Here's the next one!
Out of all of them, number 24 is the biggest!
Great sense of humor!
The best weapon is a statement that no one can imitate!
What's your name?
Batsuzaki!
Tweeterers!
"Batsuzaki Shigeru!" "Yay!"
Here's the life-decisive part!
The origin of the name "Batsuzaki Shigeru"
wasn't from his father's real name "Shigeru"
but from the fact that he was called "Shigeru".
Here's his name!
Height is one star!
One star!
Personality is one star!
One star!
Blood type is one star!
One star!
Outward appearance is five stars!
Five stars!
Outward appearance is five stars!
Five stars!
What does that mean?
And with that, the name score of "Batsuzaki Shigeru" is...
60 points!
12th place is of course...
3rd place!
Motoki-san, was there something during the break?
Did you drink something?
My ears are a little far away.
The battery of the compensator ran out earlier.
Oh, in the middle of it?
Yeah, in the middle of it.
It came in just at the right time.
I couldn't hear anything of Degana-san's.
Degana-san!
The battery ran out, didn't it?
I couldn't hear you!
Sen! Sen! Sen!
The battery is full now, so it's perfect!
What did you say?
Why don't you blow it up?
Sensei!
Yes! There are 17 corners.
This corner is called "star".
It's the same corner as Louis Vuitton!
It doesn't matter how you do it!
I don't like it!
It doesn't matter how you do it!
I don't like it!
It doesn't matter how you do it!
There are only one "star", "person", and "corner", right?
Yes!
I think it's bad!
Charismatic foreigners like Takuya Kimura, Naomi Watanabe, and Runkun Honeywiz
All of them have scored high points!
Wow!
I see!
Is this total of 29 corners good?
Yes!
This corner is called "brain", which means it's smart!
It's a corner where you can read what's ahead of you, so it's perfect!
Wow!
What do you think of the result?
I'm happy!
I didn't believe that it wouldn't rain that much, but it's really good when you say good things!
It's good!
I'm happy!
Well, first of all, here are your worries!
You are now 71 years old!
Your physical condition is getting worse and you can't do anything!
Yes, I can't do anything!
Can you show us on stage?
I have a bad back and I can't take off my nose!
I can't go like this!
I have to do like this!
Like Matsumoto-san did earlier!
I can't use my knees!
I see!
Can you do anything like shouting?
Shouting?
Yes!
I can shout as much as I want!
Please do it!
Rions! Rions! Rions!
Call a miracle in a miraculous world!
Rions!
He can sing!
He can sing the key!
Teacher!
Yes!
Do you have any advice for Ms. Mazoe?
Yes!
Rions have 10 angles and are super ultra strong.
They can die suddenly,
meet accidents,
or cause damage to the heart.
However, Rions have 29 angles and can self-manage.
So, you must visit a human doctor.
If you look ahead and act, you will be cured.
I see.
That's right.
I started my medicine life for the first time since I was 69 years old.
You are late.
I couldn't drink it at all.
That's amazing.
I had to drink 9 kinds of medicine.
I see.
It could be an anesthetic or something else.
There are many kinds of medicine.
I see.
I drank it and...
Did you get drunk?
No, I didn't.
You didn't say anything.
I didn't say anything.
You didn't say anything.
Why do you keep doing this?
I'm sorry.
I didn't say anything.
I'm sorry.
I didn't say anything.
I drank 9 kinds of medicine.
I didn't say anything.
9 kinds of medicine?
I'm still...
frustrated.
What will you do after this?
What will you do?
What?
You can see their names by their double corners.
Here is the next one.
You have 36 corners.
You can get into trouble easily.
So, please be careful not to get into too much trouble.
How is it?
Did you get it right?
Now, the last person!
Now, O-rin!
Life decision VTR, please!
O-rin's name is...
This is O-rin's name!
Her total score is...
1.25 stars!
Now, O-rin's name score is...
20 points!
10th place is...
6th place!
Now, teacher!
Now, O-rin's total score is...
12 points!
Why do you look like that?
It's funny!
Suddenly, you put out your arms!
Is it that low?
You look like a friend's bike accident!
She has a bad sense of tempo,
and it's hard for things to go well.
I'm a little worried about that.
You say "failure luck", right?
That's right!
It's easy for things to go wrong.
If you think your dream is fulfilled,
you'll go wrong.
This is...
It takes a little time for things to go wrong.
It means that things don't go well.
You're the type of person who goes around a little far.
That's right!
6th place is said to be this stupid!
It's not just stupid!
It's also a hidden number in the session!
O-rin, how do you feel about this result?
I'm addicted to it.
Really?
Well...
Even now...
I'm still frustrated.
Your tone is too dark!
I told you it's not like that!
It's not "failure"!
But the president of the agency decided it, right?
Suddenly, in front of me,
I pushed O-rin out.
You pushed her out?
Yes, yes, yes.
She said "From now on, it's like this".
"From now on, it's like this".
And here is O-rin's problem.
She is doing her best in Tokyo for Aomori.
That's right.
There is a group called "Apple Girl" in Hawaii.
I wanted them to know about "Apple Girl" and Aomori.
So I asked a TV program in Tokyo.
But I feel like I'm getting closer to the members.
That's what you say in the dressing room.
You say it here, not there!
Say it! Say it!
I feel like I don't get along with Aomori's president.
You don't get along with him?
I don't get along with him.
Is it a story?
Are you talking about a novel?
It would be nice if you four could come to Tokyo.
Yes, we would like to come.
As "Apple Girl",
Yes, yes, yes.
You are the only one who can come.
When I come alone, I tend to act like a weirdo in Tokyo.
You act like a weirdo?
Yes, like "What is she talking about?"
Like an idiot?
Yes.
I don't know if I'm being treated like that.
You don't know if you are being treated like that?
I don't know if I'm being treated like that.
So I thought it would be better if I didn't come.
Yes!
I see!
I recommend you to come to Tokyo.
Is it better for me to come to Tokyo?
Yes, it's perfect!
It's more suitable for you!
Oh!
Isn't it Tuesday now?
Tuesday...
Why are you giving me such advice?
You are giving me such advice!
I thought everything would fit in.
You can all come to Tokyo!
As "Apple Girl"...
I definitely don't want to come!
What!?
What do you mean!?
Are you an idiot!?
What are you talking about!?
Let me go! Let me go!
You can't come!
What you are saying is weird!
I want to do my best with you all!
You can all come!
But I don't want to come to Tokyo!
What!?
I want you to know...
I want to stay in Aomori forever!
So you want to stay in Aomori forever?
Yes!
Sensei, what should we do about this?
This is...
The name is messed up, isn't it?
Anyway...
Because of the bad tempo...
Anyway...
Because of the bad tempo...
Please change the name!
Oh!
Please change the name of Yorin-chan!
Yorin-chan's name...
It's an apple's name, so we can't give it up, right?
It would be nice if it was of a different variety...
Teacher, for example, what do you have?
Yes! Yes! I brought it!
The name of the apple!
Yes! I thought about it!
Yes! I hope you like it, but...
First...
What? What's wrong? What's wrong?
What is it?
It's my favorite apple!
Shuka!
What?
It's really...
It's you!
There's that kind of variety, right?
There is! There is!
This one is perfect!
The value is also...
Sixth grade's super ultra rich!
Personality and work are also...
Thirteenth grade's star luck!
Eighth grade's seriousness and hard work!
And...
Twentieth grade's responsibility and...
Being asked to work...
It's perfect!
This is good!
Isn't it good?
What will you do?!
I'll change it. Can you change it?
Can you change it like that?
I'll tell the president.
You should change it.
You should definitely change it.
I want to change it.
O-rin is already a famous apple.
I thought it wouldn't matter.
But everyone said
O-rin-chan, O-rin-chan
It won't happen again.
But thanks to that, I won't be misunderstood as a Chinese.
I'm not misunderstood.
I know!
But I know!
I thought so at first!
I thought it was cute.
It might be good.
Let's think about it.
Yes, thank you.
Everyone, only 1 and 3 are left.
Those two are...
Yes, those two.
Either of them is 1.
Either of them is 3.
Let's see.
Those two.
Who is number one?
"The Best Public Ranking for Celebrities".
He is number one!
[Number one is...]
"The Best Public Ranking for Celebrities".
Up till now...
[Up till now...]
Here is the last fortune-telling based on the total number of names you see!
47 numbers are super lucky numbers where you can get your team, honor, or money!
47-numbered people, what do you think?!
The first place in the Entertainment People's Strongest Names Ranking is for...
Moriyama Shintao!
Really?!
The score for Moriyama's name is...
90 points!
She got first place.
And the lowest place goes to...
Poor thing.
This is fate.
It's fate. Are you serious?
Here is Heisei Jump Yaotome Hikaru's name.
If your last name is more than three letters and your first name is one letter,
you can divide your last name into two parts and write "Autumn" under your first name.
Then you can count it as zero.
Here is my first name.
My height is four stars and five stars.
My personality is minus ten stars.
My blood type is red star.
My appearance is two stars and five stars.
My height is minus three stars.
The total score for Yaotome Hikaru's name, which consists of five elements, is...
The lowest score is 10 points!
What?
Teacher?
Yes?
To be honest, I'm not suitable for the entertainment world.
Oh, you don't like this number of letters, do you?
That's right.
"Nearby" is very good.
"Hexagon", "Super Ultra", "Daikichi" and "Fuyufuyu" and "Yamaha"
It's the same as the company's name.
I think there is something like that.
Is there "Toilet Tana"?
"Personality" is the number of "Super Ultra" and "Daikichi" and "Up and Down" is intense.
"So lucky" and "Bad" fall down.
Even if you have something you want to do, you can't do it well or something like that?
That's right. As I thought, it's hard to do a little bit of what you want to do.
Is it okay to just hide it, teacher?
Yes, it's very good to hide it.
Super ultra first person...
I also want to change my name.
If that happens...
Even the screen is cut off.
It's a group, everyone has their own things.
That's right.
But personally, it's not good.
What should we do?
If you look at it, the number of times you can do a parallel jump is insanely high.
There are 24 times.
Oh, I see.
Furthermore, in that group, there were two insanely strong people.
If you don't let go of these two people and cling to their hands, you'll be fine.
Who is it?
Who do you think it is?
Well, Yamada is absolute, isn't he? Yamada Ryosuke is.
Who is the other one? Is it Nakajima Yuto?
The other one is Chinen-san.
I knew it.
These two have insanely high number of times.
I see, I see.
If you don't let go of these two people and cling to their hands, you'll be fine.
I don't know about you, but...
But here is Yatome's problem.
Imao is a playful character, but I really want to try being an MC.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
This problem...
Yamao-kun, this problem is bad.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I was like you, too.
Yatome is a playful character and he is 31 years old now.
Yes, yes.
I want to try being a step up or being an MC.
But I'm not confident about it.
I see.
I might make it weird.
You've been there many times today.
I've been there.
Teacher!
Yes!
I'm not suitable for being an MC anymore.
You're not suitable.
Yes, I have no choice but to give up.
What?
I'm not suitable.
You're not suitable for it.
Teacher, for example...
Yes?
Earlier, it wasn't Oori, but is there a name you can change?
Yes, I've been thinking about it.
Really?
Yes!
Yatome...
Pikaru!
What?
Are you kidding me?
Yatome?
Katakana?
Yatome Pikaru.
Really?
That's right.
Really?
Yes, these seven angles are the number of stars.
So I've put in two of them.
It's decided!
That's right.
Can you do it in an entertainment show?
Yes, you can.
And I've also put in a total of 13 angles of "you're good at talking".
Oh!
If it's like this, I can be a good MC.
I'll consult with the president.
I love Papi Pupepo.
The songs I've written and composed have Papi Pupepo in them.
That's good!
You can do it!
I love it.
And I don't hate Pikaru at all.
He makes me happy.
I see.
If I say "I'm Pikaru"...
Yes, you can do it.
No, no, no.
Yatome, think about it calmly for once.
Really!
In the end, it's different!
No, no, no.
When I say "Pikaru, Pikaru", Hamura-san is already smiling.
No, no, no.
That's not good!
Rigawa-san is in a good ranking, but I'm in 10th place!
No, no, I'm also in 9th place!
I know, but...
Pikaru...
No, no, I think it's good.
Let's think about it.
I think it's really good, Pikaru.
I don't have any responsibility for it.
And so, the first place in "Gedojin's Strongest Ranking" is...
Mitorizu's Shintaro Moriyama!
Here is the first place winner, Mitorizu's Shintaro Moriyama!
Height is 1 star.
Personality is 5 stars.
Vision is 4 stars.
Appearance is 5 stars.
Personality is 4 stars.
Adding up the 5 elements, Shintaro Moriyama's ranking is...
1st place with 95 points!
Now, teacher!
Yes, congratulations!
This time, you are already in the 1st place in "Gedojin's Strongest Ranking"!
I see.
Even if you sit in the king's chair, you are already in the 1st place!
Yes!
Also, you are in the 13th place in "Work Luck", "Popular Luck"!
This is the highest number of ranks for an entertainer!
Yes!
Also, the 23rd place in Shintaro Moriyama's ranking is...
"Work Luck" with only one person!
This is the same number of ranks as "Oda Nobunaga"!
I'm in the past!
Also, the 24th place in "Daijintankyou" ranking is...
the number of ranks that many people gather in, so...
you will be happy for the rest of your life!
Yes!
As long as Moriyama-san is here, "Work Luck" is absolutely immortal!
Huh? It sounds like you're talking about "Gedojin's Strongest Ranking"!
To be honest, I've never heard of such a good name!
Even among the ones I've heard of, it's one of the best!
Wow!
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to fight with you tonight!
I'm not going to fall for something like this!
But I'm glad you didn't say anything bad about it!
Huh? This is the first time I've won against Johnny's-san in something!
Wow!
It's great, isn't it? I'm glad!
Here's Moriyama's trouble, even though it's good.
Yes.
Your partner, Lily, forces you to go out with her.
That's right.
You know, in a duo, there's one person in charge of everything, right?
It's decided, right?
Meeting up and stuff like that, it's all me.
I see.
Meeting up, going out with people and drinking with the staff and stuff like that,
I'm in charge of all of that.
I see.
And it all works for me.
It was last year, though.
Yes, yes.
It was at the Yoshimoto Manzai Theater across from Number Grand Month.
It was my turn.
Yes.
And when I started going out with people, my partner wasn't there in person.
So I called, and I was wrong, and she was outside of NGK.
I see.
And NGK and Manzai Theater are about three minutes away from each other when you run,
but I hurried and called, and it was a request for "Tears" by Debayashi Checkers-san,
but my partner didn't come at all, and I finished first in Debayashi.
What?!
And I finished second in Debayashi.
I see.
And I finished second in Debayashi, and by the last chorus of the song, I finally arrived and went out of the theater.
Yes.
I was like, "If it's like this, it has to be Checkers himself!"
If it's like this, it has to be Checkers himself!
That's how much I'm in charge of everything.
When you say "downtown", do you call it "outside of NGK"?
Yes.
Meeting up with people and stuff like that?
I think it's all in Hamada.
I see.
So you meet up with people in Hamada?
Meeting up with people and stuff like that.
Meeting up with my seniors and stuff like that.
I see.
I even negotiated with them.
I see.
So you're the one who's been telling people to meet up in Hamada?
No, no.
You like that kind of thing, right?
It's not like that.
Even if you tell me to do it...
It's not like that.
I'm really grateful for the money.
Are you sure about what you're saying?
Of course it's me!
I'm going to go and report this to the president.
It's not like that.
It's like, "Lend me some money."
I'm really grateful for the money.
I said I wouldn't make money, but it became a rock.
It's like a monster.
But I usually do it when I'm late.
At that time, I apologize a lot, right?
That's right.
There was a prank location once.
My partner is the target.
It's a prank where you get angry a lot.
I was late only at that time.
I got in a taxi and shaved there.
When I arrived, I was bleeding.
I was wearing a white shirt and it was covered with blood.
I had a prank, but it was covered with blood and it wasn't a prank.
There was such a thing.
It's a prank.
Oh, my God, I'm being kicked.
It's a little different.
Please clarify the location.
It's over.
Is it over already?
Please kill me.
Get out of my way!
I'm number one here!
I'm a professional!
I'm not afraid of anything!
It's a different position.
I'm a teacher!
I'm not a teacher anymore!
Please give me some advice!
There's no choice.
Moriyama is the president of the school.
He has no choice but to do it.
I see.
Lillie is an innocent child of the fifth grade.
He has no choice but to be in a childlike position.
I see.
So it's right for Moriyama to do it.
He has no choice but to do it.
Is there anything else you want to ask?
I go to Tokyo about five times a week and live in a hotel.
I'm looking for a place to live in Tokyo.
I don't have a sense of land at all.
I was wondering where I should live in Tokyo.
I see.
Moriyama is a charismatic person.
He has to live in a charismatic city.
I looked it up.
Thank you!
It's Daikanyama.
It's fashionable!
It's very fashionable!
Daikanyama is a trendy area in the 16th arrondissement.
It's a very good city for fashionable men to live in.
By the way, where is Lillie's favorite place?
Lillie's favorite place is...
Where is it?
Where is Lillie's favorite place?
Shinryu!
Lillie's favorite place is the 31st arrondissement.
Where is it?
Yes!
Shinakitsu.
Nishitakashima Daira.
Where is it?
Shinryu! Shinryu!
Shinryu!
Is it a smart name?
Nishitakashima Daira.
Where is Shinrakitsu?
It's about 50 minutes by train from Shibuya.
Isn't it almost Saitama?
Nishitakashima Daira.
Where should we meet up?
Where is it?
Next week, the strongest meteorite special!
"The Day of Destiny" is on August 17th.
I want to be the leading role of a good company.
Look forward to it next week, too!
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