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The entertainer's wife loses for an hour!
What about other people's house?!
Entertainer's wife's real-life survey!
Our house is like this, but what about other people's house?
Everyone, please raise your "yes" or "no" cards in your hands.
Let's go!
The first theme is this!
You speak out against your husband's work!
Everyone, please raise your cards.
Nagamura-san.
Basically, I don't say it.
However, sometimes my husband talks about me.
As long as it's funny.
It's strict.
Sometimes I say it.
I see.
It's not funny, it's bad words, right?
Scary, scary, scary.
I often imitate my words.
For example, my wife says something like this.
At that time, I was imitating you.
I see, I see.
However, I've never said "you" before.
In my life policy, I've never said "you" before in my life.
But you say it at home.
But I don't say "you".
Why do you say "you" when you imitate me?
But you say it like "you".
You say it like "you".
As for me...
As long as it's funny.
I see.
She came to my show and talked about you.
Oh, really?
Is it funny?
It's not funny.
It's bad words, right?
Is there any exaggeration?
There is.
It's not only my husband.
It's all the entertainers around me.
For example, Ueda-kun.
He kicked me in the face.
And...
But you look like you'd kick me.
You don't do it physically.
No, I don't kick you in the face.
And Naruwa-kun.
He kicked me in the back of the head.
Do you say it like "you"?
But I don't say it like "you".
I heard about it.
It was hard for you in the last episode of "Iitomo".
When I didn't happen to watch it...
I got a lot of calls.
So I was wondering if something had happened.
And then...
It was like I was eating oden with Matsumoto-san.
Oh, yes.
Everyone called you.
Yes, yes.
On the other hand, many people showed excessive reactions.
I was surprised.
I was surprised even when I watched it.
I thought, "Oh, we're going out together."
Everyone was crazy.
Kanoe was rolling around with a gum tape.
Everyone was going crazy.
I'm not crazy, but...
This is a good example, but...
Yasu-san, you don't say anything anymore?
When I first started...
I was at home.
I only got up for about two minutes in one day.
That's a lot of things.
Yasu-san...
I was sleeping all the time.
It's like my wife is sleeping all the time.
When I first started, I was a little excited.
Azumax-san, if you say too much...
I have a weak heart.
What is it?
Is that so?
I didn't expect it to be like that.
I'm not Max anymore.
I'm sick of it.
That's right.
I have to get Max to say it.
Why don't you say it too much?
Don't say it too much.
Basically, I'm like, "You've been working hard."
I see.
"You're cool," like that.
You put it in and stretch it out.
That's all I do now.
Ujima-san, you don't say it either, do you?
I don't say it.
I don't even know when Shouji will be on TV.
Oh, you don't come out that much.
Sometimes, there are people who only watch me.
Oh, you don't know?
Oh, you're the one who said it.
I really don't know.
In the past, I was told to sew a tengu mask onto my red pants, so I did.
But I don't know where I used it or what I did with it.
Maybe you didn't do it.
I did! I did!
I did it, but I worked hard.
Iyo-chan, of course you don't say it anymore, right?
I mean, I do talk with her about it.
Like, "I'm going to be on a show like this, what do you think?"
For example, "I'm going to be on 'down, down' today,"
What should I do? Can I talk properly?
I say things like that.
Then it's fine.
The gods will help me out.
Iyo-chan, you haven't said it even once?
"Don't love me," or...
No.
You're almost always right.
I won't say it.
This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
But you're all right!
It's a little...
Eh? Is that too much?
There's a little of that, but...
Well, a little...
But it's only a little that I have.
Only a little.
Let's move on. The next topic is this!
There is an interaction between a husband and his wife in private.
Here's the next topic!
Well, of course...
You're the president.
That's how it is.
No matter how you think about it, it's like that.
Do you come over often?
I'm at home right now, making a story.
Oh!
Yes.
Earlier, Tanaka sent me a picture of my cat.
He took a picture of it himself.
A video!
It's like this right now!
Right now!
But this is my cat, so I know it well.
I see.
Now, you and Shinagawa are already in private.
Yes, we've started seeing each other.
We haven't seen each other for a long time.
Since you were born?
That's right.
Since I was born, we've been going out to eat with my family,
and coming over when I say I've built a house.
I built it at home.
Why didn't you see each other last night?
Didn't you get along well with each other?
We don't talk much at Cina show.
Shouji plays with his kids.
How about you, Mimura-san?
We haven't contacted each other for a few years.
When we were kids, we went to the same place for winter vacation.
We both went to Hawaii.
The coordinator over there said, "See you."
While we were in Hawaii, we wanted to work with the Mimura family.
Mimura-san, you have a bad sex life, don't you?
Are you okay with that?
Maybe it's because I'm my partner's wife, but I don't have a bad sex life.
How about you, Yasu-san?
I often hear that we don't get along well.
We've never seen you with Fukasawa-san.
When I asked my husband if we really don't get along well,
he said we don't get along well, but we don't get along well at all.
That's the best.
And Yasu-san gets along well with his wife, Misako Tanaka-san.
I have fun talking with Fukasawa-san.
But you don't get along well with your partner?
We don't get along well.
How about you, Yasu-san?
I'm a comedian, so we do get along well at concerts,
but we don't get along well in private.
My husband and I don't get along well in private.
We're both good at making jokes, except for Kikuta.
Kikuta doesn't do anything.
Kikuta hasn't done anything since he was born.
Even when Akiyama-san and Dokabe-san are making jokes,
Kikuta doesn't know when they're doing it.
It seems like Kikuta sometimes tries hard.
But Akiyama-san rejects all of them,
and Kikuta gives up.
He doesn't do anything anymore.
How can you raise your spirits as comedians?
How do you do it?
What do you think of this, Ode-san?
Well, I'm happy when someone praises me.
I see.
In my case, I'm like, "What did you like about it?"
You know the details.
I'm like, "What should I say specifically about it?"
I usually don't say anything.
Hold it for me. Hold it for me.
Oh, I see.
What about you, Io-chan?
I like fishing with food.
I'm like, "I have your favorite squid today. Do your best!"
That's all you say?
I'm like, "Yay!"
With squid?
With squid power?
I like staying up all night with squid.
When I say, "I'm staying up all night with squid,"
he's like, "Huh?"
He's like, "Huh?"
What kind of advice did you get from him?
No, no.
I'm like, "If you praise me, I'll buy you food."
How about you, Ya-san?
I have food, too.
On days when I have to work hard,
I put gold powder on top of food.
I put it on top of food.
Really?
That makes me really excited.
It's easy to understand.
He goes to work for me.
I see.
I'll do it.
Gold powder?
Also, he's like a god to me.
He's like a god to you?
When I first met Downtown-san...
When we were doing an interview on Downtown-san's show...
When we were backstage, you two came up to me.
At that time, Hamada-san told me...
If you keep doing it, you'll get along with A-ko.
Wow, that's amazing!
Don't say that!
That's a lie!
You're encouraging me.
I see.
Takano-san, do you have anything like that?
For me, I don't say anything whether it's good or bad.
I don't bring work home.
I see.
I really do.
I see.
But you two want me to go out for a meal or something like that.
If you go with a god,
I think you'll be more motivated.
No, no.
With a god...
That's not true.
Really?
In the first hour, you'll definitely fall asleep.
That's right.
You'll fall asleep.
That's right.
If you drink it, you'll probably be nervous and fall asleep.
That's crazy!
If you're too nervous, you'll fall asleep!
That's really true.
Do you have any advice for me?
From your point of view, you're like a god.
You're like a monster.
Monster?
That's a bad word.
Is it a bad word?
When I met you on the show, I said you're like a monster.
You're like Kikuta.
Yes, you're like Kikuta.
Kikuta...
Kikuta, you're making me angry.
Next up is this!
This is amazing!
Is there anything you're keeping secret from your husband?
Yes!
Please keep this a secret.
Oh, Nagamura-san.
Yes, it's here.
You have a lot of secrets.
What does this mean?
I haven't told my husband yet.
Okay!
Last year, we had a little fight.
I did "puchiede".
Really?
Yes.
I left all of my kids and did it alone.
What?
Your kids...
I have three kids.
Three kids?
Three boys.
My youngest is one year old.
That's a lot of kids!
I wanted you to experience it.
I see.
So I did "puchiede".
My friends came to me at night.
What?
They said, "Let's drink tonight."
They were nice to me.
So I said, "Let's open champagne."
I had been drinking champagne all the time.
I said everything I wanted to say, and I was relieved.
So I said, "Let's go home."
But my mom came for me today.
So I said, "I'll treat you today."
When I checked my account, it was a huge sum of money.
I drank champagne.
I thought, "Well, that's it."
So I cut it off with my husband's family card.
But I didn't tell my husband about it.
I see.
It's a small matter, isn't it?
That kind of quarrel or exchange.
He's originally a very meticulous person.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, it is.
But he makes all the inconveniences in the house my fault.
Really?
It's true.
He makes it all my fault.
For example, if something goes wrong on the third floor,
if you had taken a bath five minutes earlier, it wouldn't have gone wrong.
I couldn't say it for five minutes.
I see.
Also, if you catch a cold and I take you to the hospital and get you some medicine and come back,
you say, "What kind of effect does this medicine have?"
Or you say, "What should I do if I drink this medicine and get like this?"
Or you say, "If you spit it out, do you want me to add more or not?"
No, no, no.
My husband is getting angry.
It's serious.
He's very meticulous.
My husband is a medicine maniac.
He's a hospital maniac, too.
He's a hospital maniac.
He's a hospital maniac, too.
Anyway, he's very meticulous.
But I only listen to what the doctor says.
That's why you and Mimura are no good.
But we're only listening to you now.
I know.
I'm talking like a victim right now.
Right?
When Mr. Ohtaki is tired and lying on the sofa at home,
he says, "Home is not a place to rest."
He makes me rest a lot.
But, but...
Do you really want to rest?
But, but...
I really want to say this.
But home is not a place to rest, is it?
No, no, no...
No, it's not like that.
When a child is little, home is not a place to rest, is it?
No, no, no...
When a child is little, home is not a place to rest, is it?
Because mothers are taking care of their children all the time, right?
They only rest when their husbands come home.
So if my husband is resting there, I can't rest.
But your husband is tired from work and coming home.
Everyone has to eat.
But in the meantime, I'm tired from housework and raising children.
Yes, yes...
And my husband is...
If you're lying down, you'll get irritated.
It's not like I'm irritated.
It's like I'm always moving.
That's definitely not how you say it.
Really?
Eh? Isn't it like that?
When a child is little and her husband is home, isn't it the time for her to rest?
What do you think about this statement?
Hmm... Was it like that? Hmm...
Was it like that?
No, no.
It's not suitable for a talk show.
Was it like that?
Eh? Really?
Izumi-san, what do you keep a secret about?
I think it's common for all men and women.
My daughter is almost one year old now.
She's a little inhuman.
Sometimes she pukes, right?
When that happens, I say "Ah, poop came out!" and blame it on my baby.
Ah, poop came out!
This is really selfish of me, but I'm sure Micky T-san does it.
No, I don't!
Micky-chan doesn't do it!
But there are people who don't poop, right?
How about you guys? Don't you do it?
We don't.
Your husband does it, right?
Why are you angry?
He definitely doesn't do it, right?
My husband doesn't do it first.
Surprisingly, I don't do it either.
My husband doesn't do it either.
But you can hear it a lot.
You can hear it?
But you do it secretly.
Yes, we do it secretly.
Goh, you don't do it?
I don't do it.
You don't do it?
I don't do it.
Your wife does it at home, right?
Of course, she does it.
She does it a lot.
What about you, ma'am?
I've never heard of it.
It's just that there might be something on the toilet paper.
It's not possible.
I'm human, so I have this.
It's not smelly, but there's something on the toilet paper.
It's embarrassing, but I don't know about it.
Have you heard of it, Mr. Matsumoto?
No, I haven't.
But you can do it, right?
I can do it.
It's better for me to do it.
Of course you do it at home, too.
I do it a lot.
I do it all the time.
All the time?
All the time.
There's nothing I don't do.
What are you talking about?
And what are you keeping secret, Iyo-chan?
I have a refrigerator that Mr. Hiromi bought for me.
But I put too much food in the cabinet of the refrigerator.
So I broke the cabinet of the refrigerator.
It's silent now?
Oh, it's open. Take a look.
This is Aoya's refrigerator.
It's a mess in here.
I'll open it.
Ta-dah!
This is the refrigerator that Matsumoto Iya-san has been keeping a secret from Hiromi-san and has broken.
This is my refrigerator.
It's very big and very convenient, but it's a big deal in here.
I'll open it a little dirty.
Ta-dah!
Actually, there is another step like this here.
Do you know it? But you don't know it, do you?
If you open it normally like this, you don't know what's in it.
Now, it's in here, but it's all a little tall like this.
It's all like this.
When I tried to push in a little more like this,
This top table fell down like this, and all of these fell down like this, and all of these fell down like this, and this style has become like this.
Anyway, when Yun-chan tried to come to the refrigerator like this, she said, "What?"
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I said, "Addressing?" "OK!" and handed it over like this so that it wouldn't be seen.
So far, it hasn't been found out.
No, it hasn't been found out.
It hasn't been found out.
I don't think it's been found out.
More importantly, the floor.
That's right, it's a little cracked.
But Hiromi-san still has a little bad eye, so she hasn't noticed it yet.
It's really hard.
I'm thinking of calling the dealer when Hiromi-san isn't around, but I don't know if he's around or not, so I can't call the dealer quietly.
I see, you're trying to fix it quietly.
But you also scratched the car, right?
Yeah, it's the worst.
If you watch this show, you might hit me.
Why don't you two cry?
It's a custom car you bought.
Ah, I'm really angry!
Ah, look at this!
It's expensive!
Yes, when I went to the supermarket, I was careful because there was a wall here.
But Iyo-chan, you'll definitely bump into it.
I don't bump into it like that!
Iyo-chan shouldn't bump into it like that.
Where did you scratch it? The back?
If you look closely at the back, it was over there.
Inside this tire.
Ah, the wheel!
When I bumped into it, I thought, "Ah, I scratched it!"
It wasn't a body, right?
For this show, I tried to scratch it and see where the scratches were.
You didn't look at it until now?
I was scared and didn't look at it until now.
You know the song, right?
Yes, I know it.
I know you're scared of dark places, but you still look at it.
I was like "what?" and thought it was different from my imagination.
I thought it was just a wheel.
No, you can fix it like this.
Really?
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
But this is about you, so I'm doing it with all my heart.
No!
I hate dark places! Please, just don't do that!
Well, let's go. First, this person!
Yes, I know.
From Yasu-san to you.
You don't bring your juniors with you no matter what.
Yes.
What does it mean?
Juniors care about juniors, right?
Yes.
It's the same for you, too.
You go out to drink or eat with them.
I know a little about it.
I go out to eat with my juniors, too.
Yes.
But I go on a family trip with my juniors, too.
What do you mean?
One time, I was like "why do you have to do that?" and we had a little argument.
They tried to bring me on a newlywed trip, too.
No, no, no.
I told them not to do it and we had a fight before I went there.
That's...
That's strange.
Yes.
And there was a time when I had a house key.
So I'm a little irritated about that.
You don't have it now, do you?
I don't have it now, but...
A while ago, Asuma-san built a separate house in Chiba.
Without knowing it, he handed it over to someone else and said "you can use it however you like."
That's scary.
It's a little...
I hope it happens once in a while, but...
I know, I know.
It happens all the time.
I don't like it when you say "all the time."
That's amazing.
Now, we have a claim from Asuma-san's husband, Takairo-san.
Good evening, Mr. Danter.
My name is...
Oh, it's a nickname.
It's too late for me to do anything.
When I open the refrigerator, I can't take things out until it beeps.
You said it first.
Sometimes, I can't cross the traffic light.
However, only when I steal my smartphone's password,
I can check my smartphone on my own.
Honestly, I don't want you to do either of them.
You're that kind of person?
I've heard of it.
It's not good.
I don't check LINE, but...
When we go out together and I want a picture,
sometimes you don't send it to me.
I unlock it and send you a picture.
Is it okay?
Don't you want to know something you don't want to know?
I haven't done it yet.
But I've decided not to check LINE.
That's right.
But I've checked it about three times.
It's not good.
Next person!
Let's start with Hitomi and Take.
The room is too dirty. Clean it up.
Is it that dirty?
It's not normal.
It's not like that.
It's so dirty you can't show it to me.
You think it's clean, but it's really dirty.
Really?
I want to take a picture and show it to you.
Is it like this in your room?
No way!
It's true!
What do you have?
Clothes, magazine, medicine...
That's weird. Don't say "medicine"!
It's true!
Injection?
It's not an injection! It's not an injection, but it's true!
There's a lot of medicine in the garbage bag.
I've been punished!
I always say, "This is all garbage, isn't it? Let's just throw it all away."
You say it, but you can't clean it up?
Yes.
You can't do it?
I can't go into the room.
What?
I can't go into the room and clean up.
You're like a son.
It's so dirty that it's like a news program.
It's a little...
What about your husband's room?
My husband's room is pretty clean.
There's a lot of stuff on the desk, and I want to clean it up, but I think there's a rule for that.
That's right.
Take a good look at my husband's room.
Now I'd like to introduce my husband's workroom.
What does it mean to be rushed?
The room number she wrote on the entrance.
212, Mr. Takahiro.
In our house, the daughter puts a curtain on the door of the bedroom and makes it look like a hotel room.
Beautiful!
My husband's workroom.
It's okay at all.
But...
What I'm thinking about is...
My husband recently became a college student, so he seems to be studying here, too.
For that purpose, he bought a computer, a monitor, and a printer, and he's got a lot of things.
And...
This is what I decorated myself.
It's an old gravure book.
I hope you'll use it as a healing tool and do your best.
And this is...
My husband's personal tools for work.
It's my turn sometimes.
A gold stick, a gold bowl, and a gold bookcase.
And it's a gold card that my husband gives out to people he cares about.
And here's a gold ax.
And here's a gold needle.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
My husband's workroom.
Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful!
I don't think you usually say "ah" in a cheap car like that.
Really?
Yes.
I put it there because I put it there when I'm a little tired.
I see.
No, I think it's good.
What about your room, Shouji?
We...
Well...
We have muscle training goods and we do YouTube, so we have a lot of things.
But I'm the one who cleans up, so it's clean.
I see.
When I was cleaning up, I found a video of me forgetting to turn off my sexy video.
Is that okay?
I thought something was moving, so I turned it off and took off my shirt and sent it to my husband.
What are you doing?
You're like an actress who looks like you.
I'm the type of actress who doesn't watch it.
It's a setting.
What about your room, Sato?
My room is terrible, too.
I don't know why it's like that.
Anyway, there's a big bookshelf and we have many books of the same book.
I've read it before, but I'm reading it again.
That happens a lot with DVDs.
It's like you're reading it again.
I was watching something weird with my husband.
I asked him what he was watching and he said something about a woman's body with a carriage.
You're quite a maniac.
I was wondering how much you like cutlery.
You can only get excited about cutlery.
I don't know what it is, but I took it off, too.
What is it? What series is it?
I've never heard of it before.
You try to go into your room as soon as you finish eating, don't you?
I try to go in.
I'm drinking a little bit.
I haven't eaten yet, but I can't drink anymore, so I eat quickly and go back to my room.
I don't want to be with you.
I don't know what it is, but there's a picture of "no comment".
A letter has arrived from your husband.
After this, we'll find out if his wife's crazy behavior is a lie!
What are you talking about?
Here's a letter from your husband.
I'm going to tell you about my wife and CEO's annoying behavior.
When my wife gets drunk, she climbs a tree in a nearby park.
One day, we forced Ms. Shibata, who was drinking with us, to climb a tree,
but Ms. Shibata, who doesn't like high places, couldn't get down and cried.
That's amazing!
Ms. Shibata was at a yakiniku restaurant.
At that time, we were drinking,
and she said, 'If you don't mind, there's a tree I like nearby.'
A tree you like!
I often climb trees.
She said, 'Well, I'll climb it,'
and she said, 'Anyway, I'd like to introduce you to it,'
so I asked her if she wanted to climb it,
and she said, 'No, thank you,'
and she climbed it with all her might.
She climbed it,
but something was wrong,
so I asked her if she wanted to get off,
and she said, 'I'm afraid of high places,'
You got angry.
Yes, I got angry,
and I was beaten up.
I'm sorry.
I said I'm sorry,
and I got out of the car,
and I was crying with my manager,
and I thought I did something wrong.
What are you talking about?
What a mess.
Let's move on to the next story!
Don't buy fancy things from Sayu-chan!
Yes.
I was surprised at first,
but I suddenly received a Mercedes-Benz.
I see.
Isn't this something you buy after consulting with your spouse?
Well...
What? Isn't it?
No, it's usually like that.
Right?
But I suddenly bought it,
and I received it,
and I was surprised at first,
and it's still going on.
There are cars I don't know,
and there are a lot of motorcycles.
This is something Hiromi-san bought on her own,
and I don't know how to say it,
but I bought it on my own.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
I bought it on my own.
All of this!
And I didn't even know where I was,
the other day.
Amazing!
The other day, when I was shooting YouTube for the first time,
I went there,
and I was like, 'Does my dad own a place like this?'
It's about half of this studio,
and it's a big warehouse,
but there are cars and motorcycles there,
and I bought them all on my own.
Isn't that because you're so stupid that you don't realize it?
Yes, I think it can't be helped even if you tell me about it.
No, no, no.
If you were a normal wife,
you wouldn't be surprised,
right?
Amazing.
Is that so?
Yes.
You should have told me about it earlier.
If you had told me about it,
I would have been the bad guy.
Oh, is that so?
But the other day...
Why are you digging your own grave?
Did you buy the land on your own?
Yes, I did.
I wanted to build a campsite,
so I bought some land in the countryside,
and I went there for the first time,
and I went there with Mr. Hiromi,
to chop down trees together,
and we went there with four families.
I thought I could do something like this
with my own money from a contractor,
but...
Well, you know.
Why?
Well, you know.
I say a lot about money,
but I have a request from Hiromi.
Good evening, Ms. Machiyama.
There is something I want you to fix,
That's because you spend a lot of money.
Really?
In the past, we had a living expenses course.
One day, the cost was 100 yen.
We spent a lot of money, so we were nervous.
Thank you for that.
How about you?
Well...
I bought a lot of things.
That's for sure.
Why don't you do it, too?
It's rare for both of you.
That's right.
Since you bought it for me, I didn't mind it.
And you didn't buy me anything for my birthday.
So I bought you a lot of things for my birthday.
Then I realized it was worth 100 yen.
You left it for 100 yen.
I see.
But you found out about it.
You said, "Mom, it's worth 100 yen."
I couldn't use my credit card anymore.
You were stopped.
I was often told, "Mom, you'll run out of money like this."
That means you spend a lot of money.
How about you, Mikiti?
Do you have anything you want to say about shopping?
Yes, I do.
After hearing from Hiromi...
We had a big fight the other day.
My husband said he would go shopping at the supermarket.
I see.
I was waiting at home with my children.
I usually notice LINE messages late.
But I was often scolded for not checking LINE messages.
I see.
Even when we went to the supermarket,
we checked LINE messages to see if we needed anything.
But I didn't notice it.
When we got home, I was scolded for not checking LINE messages.
I was angry.
I was always asked if I had onions.
I was scolded for asking if I had onions at home or if I could buy them.
I was so angry.
I was scolded for asking if I had onions at home or if I could buy them.
Onions!
Onions are the easiest vegetables to use.
This is the funny rule of us gamers!
First of all...
Ayase.
Yes.
The most memorable day for you is when you watch a DVD of "Heroine" in a hotel suite room.
What?
It's been decided that I'll stay at the hotel where I played "Heroine" every year for an anniversary.
That's fine, but I always play the DVD of "Heroine" in that room every year.
Really?
And every year, I always cry in the scene where Asuma- san is crying by himself.
Really?
I cry every year when I see myself.
Do you share a room with her every year?
Yes, we do.
It's a nice room, but...
It's a suite room.
Yes, it is.
Just you two?
What about your kids?
We have kids after we have kids.
But we also have entertainers in the suite room until we have kids.
That's human love!
Yes, it is.
Don't you go home?
What?
Don't you go home?
We go home before we go to bed, but we don't go home until we go to bed.
How many times do you go home?
We don't go home until 2 o'clock in the morning.
2 o'clock in the morning?
Is it possible?
2 o'clock in the morning?
You don't think about it at all, do you?
Not even a sip.
Even if you're drunk, you don't drink at all, do you?
So, we spent four and a half hours in total.
That's amazing!
While drinking wine...
Is there a little bit?
I think there is a little bit of VTR.
In July 2012, the two actors,
the father role, Kinichi Hanimoto and
the number of viewers, 380 people, watched,
and Azuma-san, who expressed his gratitude for his mother,
became a great woman.
The sun is setting.
You are...
My father passed away and now there are 24 people left.
Suddenly, there are 9 people left.
I'm so happy that you've given me a child.
After this, the wives are moved by the scenes of the theater.
Stop it!
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In July 2012, the two actresses, Kinichi Hanimoto as the father, and 380 attendees watched the show.
Azuma-san, who expressed his gratitude to his mother, said...
You are the 29th child my father has given me since he died.
I'm so happy to have you as my first child.
I'm sorry, I'm holding you too much.
Today, I'd like to say a lot of 'thank you's I don't usually say.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you.
I'd like to praise you and express my gratitude.
July 8th, 2014, your proud son, Hida Takahiro!
Huh?
Yes.
I feel like crying.
I'm a little moved.
Really?!
I feel like crying.
A little complicated.
Oh, that's right...
I'm going to cry!
Stop it! Stop it!
It's not right.
Let me finish.
I should have sang 'thank you' twice.
No, no, no, no, no.
Why?
It's been ten years since I sang 'thank you'.
I heard that you had a lot of trouble with the VTR, but it seems like you managed to get through it.
There are a lot of VTRs, aren't there?
You're saying a lot of nice things about yourself.
No, you're disturbing me!
Do you watch it with your children?
Yes, we do.
Every year.
That's amazing.
I'm a little curious.
Do you watch it on anniversaries?
I always write letters like I'm doing now.
But you also upload things like blogs, don't you?
Yes, yes.
Like what you're doing with your wife.
Yes, yes.
You're doing something fishy.
No, no, no. I think it's wonderful.
But I don't see you doing it.
Do you do it?
What do you mean?
Anniversary.
I'm surprised. Do you do it?
Anniversary.
Do you do it?
Anniversary?
Anniversary.
What's anniversary?
Anniversary.
And your birthday and your wife's.
Yes, yes.
I know you do it.
Do you do it? Anniversary.
Do you upload something?
I do it a lot, really.
What do you upload?
I upload and I write a lot.
Letter?
What are you talking about?
Idiot!
Are you an idiot?
It's a little thing.
It's really a little thing.
It's like a present.
I think you do it.
Do you do it?
Do you secretly buy it and write a letter or something like that?
Well, it's a secret.
I did it secretly.
What is it?
It's like a surprise.
Yes, of course.
I bake it a lot.
Stop it.
It's crazy.
I can't imagine it.
Yes.
Who makes a reservation for a cake?
I'm sorry, but I sometimes ask my colleagues for it.
There are colleagues who know a cake shop.
I see.
There is such a thing.
What do you write on the plate?
I want to know.
I'm curious.
Do you make a reservation for a restaurant?
I want to know.
I'm sorry.
I want to know.
What about you, Rio?
We don't do anything for you, so I asked you why you don't make a reservation for a cake.
Nobody buys me a cake for my birthday.
I have two sons.
They don't do anything for me.
So, I make a reservation for a cake shop.
I see.
I ask a friend of mine for a cake shop for my birthday.
The cake shop takes care of me.
So, I only make a reservation for a cake shop I know of.
I see.
What about you, Oto?
They give me presents.
But they give me a lot of weird presents.
For example, a wooden cat.
And a box inside of a box.
It's a beautiful box.
But it ends up as a box.
It's like a battle royale.
What are you aiming for?
Stop!
Ms. Izumi, you have to kiss the person who takes a big breath.
What does it mean?
It's called "queuing up".
You don't look like you want to do it.
It's funny to do it as a couple.
You said it like a bomb!
Is there anything funny to do as a couple?
Don't say it wrong.
No, no, no.
I've never thought of it like that!
You don't do that in your family, do you?
I don't know until you ask me.
I have a video.
Can I see it?
Please watch it.
In the barbershop, when you breathe in and out, you have to kiss.
I'll try it.
It's coming from above.
That's how you kiss.
That's terrible.
What's that?
That's terrible.
That's enough.
It's embarrassing.
Quite a lot.
It's impossible to think of a joke.
It seems impossible.
It's like you're being sucked in love.
That's right.
If you want to kiss, you can.
When did you start this?
It's really from the beginning.
Since you started dating?
Yes, since I started dating and it's my first year or second year.
Since the beginning.
It's been a while since I had a baby and it's my first time having a lot of kids.
We had a lot of fights.
Speaking of which, I haven't kissed in a while.
We talked about it again and decided to kiss properly.
When we started it again, we got really close again.
So I really recommend it to you, Nakamura-san.
You shouldn't say it like that.
It's true that kissing is...
You shouldn't say it like that!
How about you, Rio-chan?
I haven't missed kissing since "Itte kimasu".
Recently, I haven't kissed since "Itte kimasu".
I haven't kissed since "Itte kimasu".
But I've been doing "hyakou dance gokko" too.
Really?
I'm sorry for Hamada-san, but I've been doing "hyakou dance gokko" too.
Really?
Yes.
How about you, Oda-san?
What was "kissing" again?
The timing...
What about your right hand?
I know it. I think it's "atari geikou".
"Ritsukari geikou"?
Yes, it's a different timing.
They say you can't do it if you don't do it.
But isn't there too little eroticism in that "kissing" that it gets worse?
It becomes normal when you're serious.
Do you play with it like you did earlier?
I do do "muscle quiz".
You don't have to explain it.
She does do "muscle quiz".
Yes, I understand.
What are you doing?
Let's continue.
Nakamura Hitomi-san.
You're really going to get kicked out of here, right?
You're lying!
You put sliders all over the house so that you don't slip.
What does that mean?
Recently, a comedian started saying that you shouldn't slip.
That's a big one.
She started putting sliders all over the house.
Amazing.
This is a child's toy shelf.
She put sliders under it so that it doesn't fall over.
This is a joint mat.
She put it under it so that it doesn't slip.
She started putting sliders on everything.
There's a tissue case on the sink.
She put sliders on the back of it too.
This is a little weird.
Finally, she started putting sliders on the chair in the dining room.
That's something you have to slip on, right?
Yes, for cleaning.
She said "don't put it there" and she didn't put it there.
Anyway, she puts sliders all over the house so that you don't slip.
But if a child pulls it all over,
you end up slipping at home.
What am I doing?
But I don't think you're the funniest person in the house, right?
Don't you think so?
I don't talk that much in the house.
Sometimes you say "dad jokes", don't you?
I don't say that on TV.
That's not the case.
Really?
I think I'm the most boring person in the house.
Don't decide that just for Otake-san.
Really? Is it funny in the house?
In the house...
It's a big hit.
The next episode of "DX" is...
Cuss comedian is a big hit!
It's not "put it there", it's "put it in".
Is "cuss comedian" really "cuss"?
Let's check it out!
You're kidding, right?
Seriously? That's amazing!
Also, "big hit comedian of Kansai" appears as a surprise!
Look forward to it next week!
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