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Tonight's show is "Downtown's Sunao", which is the first time for an entertainer to appear in a show!
"Downtown Deluxe" airs over 1,200 times in April.
Tonight's show is a special project!
In 2020, the first entertainer to appear in a show,
28 entertainers have witnessed "Downtown's Sunao" in action!
Now I feel like I've worked hard for a year or two.
In addition, entertainers' theories are coming out of "Downtown"!
No matter what happens to entertainers!
What is "Downtown's Sunao" that junior entertainers have witnessed?
Well, what is it like?
First of all, it's Matsumoto-san's "Sunao".
Here it is!
These three.
It's an impression of their first appearance, right?
Yes.
A letter...
Oh, me?
Yes!
Now, let's start with Fuwa-chan!
Are you ready?
Yes, Fuwa-chan.
Fuwa-chan is surprisingly fashionable!
In the front room, with a cute mirror with a sticker on it,
Fuwa-chan is checking his bangs.
You should at least look in the mirror!
No, but with a mirror with a sticker on it...
That's not my mirror!
But people who have seen it for the first time think,
Oh, Fuwa-chan is using this kind of mirror!
So it can't be helped!
You don't have a picture, do you?
Yes, I don't have a picture.
Here is the picture!
This is...
No, it's not mine!
This is embarrassing!
No, it's not!
I'm just looking in the mirror!
Really...
I'm just looking in the mirror!
Is that so?
Yes!
But Fuwa-chan probably thought, "Oh, he's using this kind of mirror!"
Oh, is that so?
Yes!
He's a thief!
Yes! He's using it!
He's using it!
It's true! It's true!
"Can I use it?" He does say it! He does say it!
But if you tell him not to use it, you don't know what he'll say!
Of course! Of course!
"He's such a pain in the ass!" He'll say that.
Now, the second one!
Haruka from Borjik.
Oh, it's Haruka.
Downtown-san has a scary image, and we met for the first time at Deluxe,
but you two were very kind.
Well, well, well.
When Matsumoto-san was in the waiting room, he said, 'Today is cold, isn't it?'
He communicated with us.
That's right.
Is it true?!
I've never heard of it!
No, no.
I'll say it.
During the winter, I'll say it all the time.
I'll say it, too! If it's that!
During the winter, I'll say it, too!
Today is cold, isn't it?
No, no, no.
But, you know...
That one word can be relaxing.
But if you ask a weird question, you'll worry about your partner.
"So, it's cold, isn't it?" If you say it like that, it's true.
Matsumoto-san, I think you're very kind.
Especially when you're with a woman as a guest or junior, it's difficult for you to communicate.
Look at his face!
No, I think it's good.
I think it's wonderful.
I think you're number two in the world.
Anri's face is so funny.
The third one.
"Little is no lily".
"Lily" is a story about a man on the other side of a river in Oideas Oda.
Matsumoto-san made him do it recklessly and it was a big failure.
Matsumoto-san did it recklessly and he just smiled from a distance.
Do you remember this?
But for an entertainer...
For example, if you don't do it for an exile...
No matter how reckless you are, you can't do it for an entertainer.
I think it's like that.
Yes, yes.
An entertainer is always funny and funny.
No matter how many times you do it, you can't do it for an entertainer.
That's right.
I think it's like that.
We have a video of it.
Please watch it.
Matsumoto-san made "Little is no lily" do it recklessly.
First of all, please watch Oideas Oda-san's story.
Let's do a line that you say to people on the other side of a river.
Hello!
I'm a cute dog!
Matsumoto-san made "Little is no lily" do it recklessly.
That's right.
The story is complete.
He didn't say "little is no lily".
He said "little is no lily".
Let's do it for people on the other side of a river.
It's like a board game.
But it's a good move.
It's not a bad move at all.
Hello!
Mushrooms are said to increase your immunity!
How about you, Littlez?
What is this?
Sit down! Sit down!
Only luck!
Moreover, Mr. Matsumoto's recklessness is also seen in veteran entertainer Chidori.
When Mr. Kenjiro Yamashita showed his admiration for bus professional Mr. Sekima's impersonation...
Come on! Come on!
Yamashita-san, isn't this an exaggeration?
I know!
Fukushima-san!
Can you do Daigo?
Can I?
Daigo's...
Daigo's Fukushima-san!
I can do anything!
Oh, I see.
Fukushima-san is a little clumsy, though.
I'm also clumsy.
It's coming! It's coming!
Yes!
It's coming!
Don't broadcast it!
They started acting with such pure white.
They are entertainers who are confused by Mr. Matsumoto's recklessness.
Thank you very much.
This is all kindness.
I think it's a lump of kindness.
What?
Is it over for me?
Yes!
Next is Mr. Hamada's appearance.
After that, there was no broadcast on TV!
Hamada's shocking appearance is exciting!
No, no, no, no, no.
This is not negative at all!
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see.
From now on, we will show you unforgettable scenes of first-time actors and actresses.
First of all, the terrifying influence of "downtown".
After the show aired, it was all over the internet.
Last year's M.I.O. show "Magical Lovely" had unforgettable scenes.
We had a manzai performance in front of "downtown".
It was a great honor for us.
When we watched our manzai performance, Mr. Hamada said, "It's not manzai."
Sometimes, there is a comedian who says it on purpose.
Usually, there is a horror movie after saying it.
But Mr. Hamada said it's not manzai and said it with a straight face.
I thought it was terrible.
He didn't show his true feelings and didn't show a horror movie.
After the show aired, it was all over the internet again.
The reason for that is...
Do you have something like "kohan-kyu" now?
I was doing it just now.
I can do "kourei-jutsu" now.
Can you do it?
Can you do "kourei-jutsu" now?
You can do "kourei-jutsu" now.
That's amazing.
I'll put your dead grandmother in my body.
Talk to her.
Really? I want to see her again.
I'll do "kourei-jutsu" for the first time.
You sucked something.
That's amazing.
That's how "kourei-jutsu" looks like.
Your grandmother is amazing.
She's raging.
Why is she raging?
Your grandmother is amazing.
She looks like an evil spirit.
Your grandmother is amazing.
She wasn't that violent.
Your grandmother is amazing.
Grandmother!
She's calling you "grandmother".
Oh...
Did it go in?
Grandmother...
You failed.
You failed!
Thank you very much!
This is not a manga, is it?
It starts again!
Let's ask Hamae-san!
How was it?
What?
Was it a manzai?
Eh, was it a manzai?
There you go again, as an entertainer.
Whether it was a manzai or not, there was a debate about it.
Ah, I see.
Did you think it was a manzai?
It's not a manzai.
It's confirmed!
The two of you said it, so it's confirmed!
Is it on the same level as Oslo's Matsushima-san?
Don't say it like it's on the same level!
Oslo's Matsushima-san is the only one saying it's not a manzai.
He said it!
That's amazing!
And Downtown-san is the only one saying it.
Looking at that article, people who really think it's not a manzai
said, "Did you see that?"
Hamae-san said, "That's not a manzai. Are you serious?"
Did you realize that?
That kind of voice went up really high.
Even though it was on the same level as manzai...
Hamae-san said it in one word.
Please turn it around.
It's Oslo.
Stop doing it.
Next is the unforgettable scene of the three of you.
The scene I can't forget is...
the scene Matsumoto-san did for the first time
right after winning "The W".
Actually, before recording...
I'm not good with characters...
so I thought you wouldn't do it for me...
so I recorded it...
and you were the first three people to do it for me.
But after that...
it became internet news...
It was a dream.
For me, it was a downgrade.
It doesn't last long.
Because it became internet news...
one character went downgrade?
Here is the actual scene.
The first to appear is...
the heroine of "The W".
You've become popular with the three of you, haven't you?
Yes, but...
I didn't think I'd have time before winning "The W".
But did you win any prize money?
Yes, we did win some prize money.
How much did you win?
3 million, 3 million, 4 million.
Let's not talk about it.
It's scary! Why is it scary?!
It's not like that.
All of the stories...
No, it's scary!
It's scary!
Why is it scary?!
My partner said it to me, but...
But because you said it, it made me say it more.
So you rejected it?
I rejected it! I really rejected it, but...
I let it go for now.
Why?!
But I really worked hard for it for 3 years.
I really worked hard for it!
It's okay, it's okay, but...
If you tell me that from this distance, it's kind of scary!
It's not a big deal!
From now on, I want you all to be people who have won millions of yen.
He's been talking about it for a long time now.
From then on, for a year...
I've always been a scary character.
That's true.
I'm not scared at all, so it's totally fine.
That looks really scary.
Next up is...
Two beautiful comedians who were too nervous about their first appearance.
What is Oilius Cogga's unforgettable scene?
Just in front of Downtown-san...
Yes, yes, what do you mean?
I was a little nervous.
Whether it was good or bad, it affected our performance.
Oda-san, did you have a moment of self-reflection?
I was nervous.
When I was talking, I had an eye contact with you two.
It was the eyes of Hamada-san and Bado-san that I saw when I was young.
At that moment, I screamed.
It was that moment.
And here is the first appearance, Oideus Koga!
Is this your first encounter with me?
No!
You're fast!
Change your glasses!
I haven't changed them!
Since when?!
Since when are you talking about that?!
Your voice is small, isn't it?
Where is it?!
Are there any other big ones like this?!
What are you wearing on your necktie?
It's a microphone!
It's noisy.
Are you really listening to me?
I'm afraid my voice will be crushed.
Jovan had a good personality, but when he was talking, he became nervous.
Our catchphrase is "harmony of individuality and skill".
I think it would have been good even if it was first time, first person, or first generation.
And...
What?!
We were listening too!
Everyone was listening!
We were listening!
He's really bad.
Drink your medicine.
He's really bad.
I was able to co-star with him in another show.
Matsumoto-san told me that he was tired of me.
At the end, Matsumoto-san gave me the best words.
After this, Milk Boy and Pekopa were moved by Matsumoto-san's words.
Tonight's special before it airs 1,200 times,
a survey of 28 comedians.
Many people say "demon voices", but what is an unforgettable scene?
An unforgettable scene for us is that Dantan-san came to stop the fight.
I was the most nervous in my life as a comedian.
That's true.
I came into this world to meet Dantan-san.
When I met Hamada-san, my mind went blank.
I couldn't say what I wanted to say.
It was a little different.
When I heard that Dantan-san would appear in "Downtown Deluxe",
I've always admired Dantan-san.
I said I would never fight with him.
I said I would never speak ill of him.
I said that, but...
Let me think about it for now.
Can I be honest with you?
You don't have to say that behind my back.
Seriously.
You don't have to say it like that.
Are you kidding me?
He's doing as he's told.
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm the one who's being called!
Stop it!
Shut up!
Don't tweet about your daughter and try to raise your blood sugar!
I don't think you really think about it, but recently you're laughing even with your muscles.
What you're doing is the same as Nakayama's muscles.
In the end, we have no benefit!
That's enough, Matsumoto-san!
That's enough!
I don't want to say it!
I can't stop you.
Stop it! Stop it!
Shut up!
You're getting older and you're acting like an old man!
I don't think you really think about it, but recently you look like Minomonta when you're tired from a show.
Thanks to this cooperation, I was happy later.
When we met in a different recording, we already did "Dr. Deluxe" fight song, and Matsumoto-san sang it for me.
I was happy at that time, because he recognized us.
After that, he praised us a little like "they can do an ad-lib", and when I heard it, I felt like we were reflected in Matsumoto-san's eyes.
I was happy that the fight song was firmly engraved in my heart.
Next, two things that Matsumoto-san can't forget engraved in his life as an entertainer.
First of all...
When I first appeared in "Dr. Deluxe" for the first time, I talked to Matsumoto-san and said, "If you can't talk about it, let's speak up."
Between you and Matsumoto-san, I said, "Don't talk about it, MC!"
Matsumoto-san also said, "Don't talk about it, MC!"
I was very anxious, but after that, Matsumoto-san said something to me, and I was convinced that it was a great success.
That one word is...
I'd like you to say something like that today.
You're going to say it?
You're going to say it today?
You can say it.
It's okay. I'll do what you usually do.
I'll say what you usually say.
You'll say it gently, right?
Yes.
But it's pretty hard for everyone, right?
Yes.
When you have to do it, do it!
Yes.
It's already started!
Shizuno-san, is that pose popular?
I think it's popular among girls right now.
Let's do a commercial here.
We have no choice but to do it!
He's kind! He's kind!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Do you have a sponsor?
It's said that this pose is popular, but I don't know how funny it is at all.
That's right.
Why do you only do this now?
If you don't know it, you can tell me how funny it is. Go!
I'm Shuppe!
It's not funny at all!
Shuppe!
Yes?
Let's turn back the clock.
OK.
Tanaka-san, you were in the same agency until last year, weren't you?
That's right. It was an Oscar promotion.
Oh, it was an Oscar!
It was an Oscar!
How did you meet in the same agency?
We went to the same agency.
I love comedy.
I respect you very much.
Thank you, Pekopa.
No, Pekopa is here now, so you can call me Pekopa.
I'll go and eat a little.
No, go before I make you eat it!
I want to do it!
Yes.
I don't want to make you feel good.
No, you should go before I make you eat it.
Oh, it's getting weird.
Love and desire can't win.
Isn't it good?
I want to do it!
You're kind!
Go home now.
OK. If you say so, I'll go home.
It's not bad, is it?
Love and desire can't win.
I don't want to have a bad fist!
That's good!
Thank you!
You left your nails behind.
It's not like it's the first time you've seen it, is it?
It was amazing!
I didn't expect Matsumoto-san to say that I left my nails behind.
I feel like I've been working hard for a year with that.
I talked about it in an episode talk, but I stumbled at the end.
Then Matsumoto-san said, "It was sweet at the end."
It was a 100-point tool for me.
But next time I go, I'd like to compete in a new episode talk.
Please look forward to it!
Next, we can't forget about Milk Boy's unforgettable scene!
I got to do a manzai performance of "Downtown Deluxe," which I've been watching for a long time.
I was really nervous doing a manzai performance of the show in front of Mr. Downtowner, who I admire so much.
At the end of the performance, Mr. Downtown Deluxe gave me the best words.
I was really happy about it.
You were happy, weren't you?
That's right!
I came back for "Downtown Deluxe"!
Thank you very much.
I just got a sand clock for 18 hours.
Thank you very much.
I don't care how much it costs.
Thank you very much.
I managed to get in somehow.
I heard that you forgot the name of your favorite TV show.
I ask you a lot of things, but you don't know at all.
I don't know.
What features did you say?
It's "downtown" TV show that starts at 10 p.m. every Thursday.
It's "downtown deluxe", isn't it?
That feature is completely deluxe.
You knew it right away.
I don't know.
What don't you know?
I think it's deluxe, too.
You do, don't you?
The director says that the show doesn't step into celebrities' private life.
It's different from deluxe.
Deluxe shows celebrities' clothing, house, and even eye-contact information.
It's a show that happens in celebrities' private life.
Deluxe is like that.
Isn't it deluxe?
Can you tell me more about it?
I heard that there are too many "tospo"s in the set.
It's deluxe.
There are "tospo"s everywhere.
There were only one "tospo" at first, but now there are "tospo"s everywhere.
Deluxe is like that.
I don't know.
What don't you know?
I think it's deluxe, too.
You do, don't you?
The director says that it's a peaceful show without violence.
It's different from deluxe.
Deluxe shows celebrities' private life.
Only deluxe shows celebrities' private life.
It's different from deluxe.
Can you tell me more about it?
I feel like Mr. Katsumata is there every time I watch deluxe.
Even if you say Katsumata deluxe, it's not an exaggeration.
Deluxe is a rule.
There's nothing you don't know. It's deluxe, right?
I think it's deluxe, too.
Right?
As you say, the recording time seems to be long anyway.
It's not different from deluxe.
Deluxe has a short recording time anyway.
If Mr. Kamada starts it, no one can stop it.
Even if it's so exciting, the gong has to end.
It's really good.
Thank you for your support.
It's amazing that you made this system.
That's right.
You can do anything.
I'm happy to receive it for free.
It's a lifelong memory for me to receive such compliments.
After that, Mr. Matsumoto took me to dinner.
At that time, there was something we could get for free.
We were thinking about it together.
It's amazing.
I was thinking about it for hours.
I was happy.
After signing it, Mr. Matsumoto said...
Transparent plastic that properly arranges jenga.
I thought it was good.
After that, I did it on stage.
It was difficult to do it.
It's difficult.
We asked 28 entertainers who appeared for the first time.
What did they think of Mr. Hamada?
Three entertainers witnessed Mr. Hamada.
The first one is...
"Magical Lovely" Noda.
Mr. Hamada was licking a big candy ball until just before the show.
We were looking forward to it, but we started recording right after becoming MCs.
This is how big of an event it is, but I was surprised that Hamada was still doing the show while licking a candy ball.
Why, you said, Hamada?
No, no, we weren't recording!
No, no, it's true! All of us know that!
No, not at all!
You were eating a candy ball that day, right?
Sometimes it's like "weiro".
"Weiro"?
Sometimes it's like "baby castella".
"Weiro", "weiro" happened, didn't it?
Let me show you the evidence.
No, no, this is...
Hamada-san, who has never been broadcasted, is suspicious of candy balls.
This is...
Yes, yes, yes, yes, Hamada-san.
Hey, you're just talking.
I'm not eating anything.
It's not like it just started.
The answer is...
Why aren't there any customers?
Absolutely not.
This is a lie.
So you're not doing it?
You're eating a knife, aren't you?
I'm not eating it!
You're definitely eating it!
It's soft! You're eating it!
What are you doing?!
I'm not eating it!
What are you doing?!
I'm eating it!
Did you get the box?
What is it?! It's soft! You're eating it!
You're not eating it!
I'm hungry!
Hamada-san was definitely eating something!
No, I'm not eating it!
Even if I was eating it,
is there something wrong with it?
So you're not eating it.
You can't use it.
You're always not using it.
If you weren't eating it,
you might have been using it.
No, no, no!
There's nothing wrong with it!
Even if you two eat something in the opening,
you might not have been using it!
You're not using it!
Then, you can't complain about what I'm eating!
Not at all!
You didn't use it!
Then, I'll eat it with my hands!
You can't use it!
I can do it with my hands!
You can do it!
It's a little sticky.
No, you can do it!
You can eat it!
Why do you eat it until the end?
I know.
If it's raining, you can eat it and drink it!
That's right!
But there's no salt.
Now, for the second one.
This is from Kaerutei no Iwakura-san.
Hamada-san was looking at Anri's face with her sleeves,
and she kept smiling.
Until Anri noticed it,
she was playing with her like she would turn away when she noticed it,
and it reminded me of my school days.
You don't have to do that!
I don't like it. It's scary.
You don't have to do it!
What does it mean?
No, no, no.
Anri-san herself received it, too.
Oh, really?
From the first meeting, she was looking at me and smiling,
and she was flirting with me.
When I ran into Hamada-san in the hallway of the theater the other day,
she didn't even look at me in my sleeveless costume.
She slapped me in the shoulder.
As I walked down the hallway,
I was the only thing Hamada-san could see.
What would it be like?
First of all,
does someone have a face like this?!
This is just wonderful!
It's wonderful, isn't it? I really think it's wonderful.
Anri is small and cute, isn't she?
You like her, don't you?
No, I like Anri's face the most right now.
There are various female entertainers.
Yes, yes, yes. I like them very much right now.
But you shouldn't touch her body so much.
And you say you like her so much.
That's right. I'm sorry about that.
If you were invited, what would you do?
I'd reject it, too.
Why?
I just like her face. That's all.
You said "face", didn't you?
Well, whatever.
Anri's face makes me excited.
Oh, does it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Anri's face makes me excited!
Oh, come on...
There's no failure.
I've never made a mistake.
To tell you the truth...
I feel like I'm not up to your expectations.
Why do I have to do this for you?
What's wrong?
She's laughing a lot.
Why?
She's laughing a lot.
There's nothing funny about it.
It's still an explanation subject.
Not only in the talk show, but also in the VTR...
Anri is amazing.
She's so beautiful.
Why are you laughing?
You're funny!
And her favorite thing is...
Anri's photos!
I love Anri so much that I always take photos of her.
So, I've prepared something for you.
She's eating souffle pudding.
Souffle pudding?
Yes, by FAMILY MATO.
She's happy when she's eating food.
She's very happy.
I love her smile.
Oh, come on!
Don't do it!
What is this?
There are various angles.
What is this?
Anyway, it was a happy Hamada-san.
But you don't hate this face, do you?
No, I think it's cute.
So I think it's a little different from Hamada- san.
What do you mean by cute?
Cute as a person.
Oh, as a person.
As a person, or in everything, I don't like it at all.
No, no, no.
It's not cute, is it?
Well, you know, you have a face like a button of a thick coat.
Is it because you are bad?
What are you talking about?
You are talking nonsense!
No, no, it's not like that.
Really?
Well, it's getting better and better, isn't it?
Yes.
There are others, too.
Oh, is it?
It's not ugly at all.
Right?
Yes.
Yashiki.
Yes.
I felt like you were more nervous than other programs.
Oh, did you?
When you were in the front room during the recording, you talked to the staff with a very scary face.
I thought it was true what Matsumoto-san said on TV.
No, no, it's not like that.
You are talking normally.
Are you doing it normally?
No.
Isn't it scary?
Isn't it tingling?
No, it's not like that.
I'm just listening normally.
Really?
What are you talking about?
By the way...
Is it tingling?
Huh?
Is it tingling?
Huh?
When the camera is turning, you talk.
Well, it's not like that.
Mr. Hamada calls the staff every time.
Mr. Hamada, what kind of meeting will we have today?
Today...
Come out!
This time, it's the celebrity brothers and sisters special!
Where are you?
This is different from what I wrote and what I put out.
I'm a celebrity's...
Get out of my way!
Where are you going?
Get out of my way!
You have customers, don't you?
Oh, I see.
Are you going to do it again?
He's angry.
What?
He's really angry.
What's up with you guys?
I won't do it anymore!
I'm sorry for being a difficult talent.
I'm so angry!
This is amazing.
At first, I thought he was going to spit it out.
You're all kind of flustered.
I'm going to hit you.
It was a little late.
You should have done it earlier.
You should have done it once.
You two...
Let's go!
It was a tough training filled with staff.
No, it's not like that.
It's love.
Isn't it weird to train with a telop?
Where is the staff love?
Why is there staff love?
But...
When you come out and talk, you should have already given us an impression.
When you say, "Mr. Hama, what is it today?"
You can't read it right away.
You're one tempo late.
At this stage, you can't do that, can you?
You have to be a professional.
In that case, you have to...
Is that what a professional does?
Let's move on to the other contestants...
Damn it!
[Laughter and applause]
And now, for the first time ever!
An episode-talk battle between six comedians who were crying their eyes out will now begin!
"Rebirth! Nodokimi Ranking"!
It's been about 6 minutes, so let's look at them in order from the bottom up!
In 6th place is Kiyo, determined and determined for the 15th year in a row!
In 5th place is Obata's son, the worst, he's a yankee man with a woman he's picked up.
In 4th place is Seiya, he's a liar who says things to beat Takeshi.
In 3rd place is Jin, he's a cowardly singer who makes you angry.
In 2nd place is Mukai, he's an angry and impatient man.
In 1st place is Kawai, he's a food reporter who's never been on a live show.
Let's listen to them!
In 6th place is Kiyo, determined and determined for the 15th year in a row!
So, starting from 22nd and going up to 37th, around the end of the year, I was making stories at a cafe for 3 days in a row.
I got a call from Kyine, and he said he had a year-end party, and asked me if I could send it over.
I said okay, and I went back to the cafe, and I was shocked.
I was eating lunch at a cafe for 3 days in a row, and I was making stories.
When I wrote them, I said "Yasu, we're in trouble."
It's weird to realize you're in your 30s, but...
I said "Yeah, I could have done it the next time I got called, but now I'm scared."
I said "This is bad, we shouldn't be doing this."
Yasu, if this happens, if the MC or the co-host calls me, I'll say anything.
Let's make a noise from now on.
Even if it's nothing, it's fine, right?
Even if it's my favorite food, if I shout it out, it'll make a noise.
Yeah, you're right.
And as I got older, I forgot, but it was January 10th, and it was a live show.
The MC called Yasu.
And after 15 seconds, he shouted "scallops!"
It was 15 seconds, and I didn't have much to say.
And recently, his favorite food is scallops.
It's good, but...
But after that, I started losing my job.
Yes, it's about the worst, picking up girls and yanking them.
Please!
You're in a good mood.
I'm in a good mood.
Go ahead.
About five years ago, I went to a club with a few of my comedian friends.
We were funny, and it was only our first or second year of acting.
We shook our shoulders and said, "Let's go pick up girls."
Let's ask for their contact information.
We went to the club, but no one was looking at us.
When we decided to go home, there was a crazy amount of girls drinking alone.
It was like when Chinatsu Wakatsuki was at his peak.
And his pants were this short, and it was all the way up to here.
So I went up to him and said, "Your pants are showing!"
Look at your pants!
And he said, "I did it on purpose!"
It's not over yet!
He didn't go all the way up, did he?
I did it on purpose! Look at it!
So I went up to him and said, "That's hilarious!"
That's hilarious! That's funny!
And we were all talking about it.
And out of nowhere, he hit me in the right cheek!
And I saw a guy who was over 190cm tall and had blonde eyebrows and blue contacts.
And he said, "Don't you dare touch me!"
And I was drunk, so I stood up.
I was 165cm tall, and I had blonde eyebrows and blue contacts.
And I was all over the place.
And my comedians told me not to do it.
So I got pulled away and ran away.
And when I thought it was the worst, blood came out of my mouth.
And my back teeth were broken.
And when I looked closely, they were all black.
And the Yankees took my back teeth.
Hey!
Whoa!
It's Matsumoto!
It's my first time!
It's my first time seeing a deluxe ending like that!
It's my first time seeing Matsumoto do that!
It's my first time seeing Yuji do that in eight years!
I want you to thank me for that!
You're amazing, Matsumoto!
Let's move on.
4th place is Seiya!
Don't go all in on Kyogre and Beat Takeshi!
Well, I do work with Downtown.
But Takeshi rarely sees young people.
And he only sees them when the world is in full swing.
And it's my first time seeing Takeshi in six months.
And we were both pretty nervous about it.
The first half didn't go as well as we planned.
We were like, "If we end up watching "V" today, it's over for us."
But we have to leave a mark somewhere!
I kept checking the timing.
And in the tunnel VTR, Takeshi started talking about tunnels.
Takeshi is a white scholar,
so he told me a lot of really good things about tunnels.
This is a tunnel.
It's from when President Roosevelt was in power.
And the audience loved it.
And I was like, "Wow!"
And then he said, "Yes, yes, yes."
So what?
It wasn't a signal.
I was like, "Wait, you're not talking about here?"
No, you're not.
This isn't where you're going.
Yes, yes, yes.
And when I said another different president's story,
Takeshi was like, "This is it!"
What are you talking about?!
Whoa!
You're in.
I thought he was joking.
For a long time.
But it was a really good story,
but a young man suddenly said, "What are you talking about?!"
Shut up!
Takeshi, you stopped him from talking for the first time in a while.
Yes.
You paused it.
What are you doing?!
You're bad.
You're bad!
I've never seen you like that!
Takeshi said, "What are you doing?!"
and he said again, "What are you doing?!"
A person who had talked about tunnels so much suddenly...
And Mr. Tokoro is also up there.
Mr. Tokoro is also up there.
And Floody keeps saying "Ah" from Mr. Takeshi
Takeshi!
Ah!
The audience is saying "Ah!"
And I can't move because I'm scared.
And Mr. Takeshi keeps...
(Laughs)
Nice, nice!
How did they stand up?
And I couldn't move because I was shaking.
Then I thought of another way of dealing with it.
But this guy was too scary and looked up at me.
Aren't you bad?
And I was dead for about five seconds.
And Mr. Tokoro said...
Isn't this a good idea?
Let's move on.
It's really terrible.
Please say something good.
If Mr. Tokoro didn't do it, we wouldn't have done it.
I don't think I've ever seen such a thing.
It's amazing.
What was going on with Mr. Etani?
Hey, boy!
It's really...
It's really terrible.
It's terrible.
What?
After this...
Mr. Downtown killed...
Mr. Omonoenka, who killed Mr. Omonoenka.
Let's move on.
The third place is...
I made Mr. Omonoenka angry.
Last year, I hosted a music show on NHK.
It was a live show.
Mr. Kaminoo and I were only there.
It was a live show.
There were a lot of members.
Mr. Anis, Mr. TM Nishikawa, Mr. Kawano Kamiuki, Mr. Tendo Yoshimi, and Mr. NAB48.
There were a lot of members and rehearsals.
We were standing on the stage.
Mr. Kaminoo and I were in the center.
A lot of people greeted me.
I turned around and said, "Hello."
I had a job with Mr. Tendo Yoshimi a while ago.
We talked and said, "Thank you for coming."
Behind Mr. Kaminoo and I was Mr. NAB48's Shiroma Miru.
I was doing a show with him seven or eight years ago.
I was about a middle school student at the time.
I thought I had Mr. Miru.
I thought I had grown up.
First of all, I turned around and asked, "How old are you?"
I'm Mr. Miru.
Just before that, Mr. Tendo Yoshimi was standing there.
Mr. Tendo Yoshimi is very small.
His face is a little smaller.
I said, "How old are you?"
Mr. Tendo Yoshimi's face got smaller and smaller.
His face got smaller and smaller.
Mr. Kawanaka Miyuki was there, too.
What is he talking about?
His face got smaller and smaller.
I realized it and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Tendo."
No, it's not like that.
I asked Mr. Miru how old he was.
He said, "I didn't say that to you, Mr. Tendo."
I said, "I didn't say that to you, Mr. Tendo."
He said, "I was surprised."
You're 62 years old. You sound like you're going to say something.
You sound like you're going to say something.
I said that and rehearsed.
I was curious about Mr. Miyuki.
He said he was 65 years old.
He's cool.
I thought I was 65 years old.
I thought I was 65 years old for a moment.
Mr. Tendo and I were on stage in the past.
When we came up on stage, he said, "Now!"
And we were on stage with a net.
We planned it.
We caught a lot of fish.
I put a banana there and Tendou said, "Can you get me a banana?"
I said, "If you don't catch a banana, I'll catch you with a net."
It's very frustrating.
What's frustrating about it?
I said, "Thank you for your hard work," and went home with Yuan.
That's no good.
I haven't said it for about 20 years.
That's why I said this episode is absolutely no good.
After this...
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What do you mean by "hurry up, big guy"?
When I was asked to appear in a special episode,
it was a show where a couple comes to the studio,
and an entertainer from Hinadan answers their problems and gives advice.
And the wife of the couple is quite strong-willed.
What's wrong with me?
And our big female entertainer says,
No, no, you're wrong.
And it's like a fight.
And we're like, "Oh, it's like a TV show."
I want to see this tense feeling.
And then the voltage gradually increased.
And then, "No, I'm not bad."
When the general public became stronger,
that female entertainer stood up,
grabbed that person,
and a special fight began.
It's pretty serious.
A special fight between Don Flight and Takayama Gurai began.
"What kind of TV show is this?" I thought.
And then that female entertainer said,
I'm going home!
I can't do it either!
And she left the studio.
I'll stop you once.
This is really bad.
It was really tense.
And there's a corner that we carry.
When it's crazy tense,
the director of the studio said,
Change the atmosphere.
Wow!
With an accent.
And at that time,
I said, "Thank you very macho, macho, macho man,"
with all my strength.
I'm usually really slimy.
I'm usually really slimy,
but everyone gave me a warm applause.
Peace.
It was the first time for me to receive such a warm welcome.
Thank you very much.
It was really amazing.
Shocking live broadcast of "Inada's food report".
What is it?
It was right after we formed a duo in Osaka.
Of course, we weren't embarrassed at all on TV.
It was the first time for us to broadcast a live broadcast of a news program in the afternoon of Osaka.
We went to a university school festival and reported it.
At the end of the broadcast, we ate a big hot sausage and said,
Oh, it's delicious. It's more than the original version.
Inada got excited and ate it.
It was a big hot sausage.
Even though it was a cat, he bit it.
Then, as expected, he couldn't stand it and put it in the plate he was holding.
Because it was a live broadcast, the camera reflected the sausage he put in.
Oh, it's so dirty. I can't show it.
So he put it back in Inada's face.
Oh, this one is dirtier.
So he ate the sausage again.
This one is gone, too.
Next week's "deluxe" is a two-hour special.
Celebrities' homes are flooded with money.
Yashiro Aki bought a mansion worth 120 million yen.
Mark Panzer's mansion where you can see the sea of boys.
Karakuchi Fusui City has taken over celebrities' homes!
Don't miss it next week!